My favorite part of this is the woman who for some reason had two kids and baptized one. Was the other her control group?

@JoHauntas

3 жыл бұрын

This comment is too sophisticated for this platform

@gavinjenkins899

3 жыл бұрын

limit of one baptism based pizza party coupon per mother at her local church

@davidjones3165

3 жыл бұрын

She didn't like the other baby but it is odd she's not baptized but one kid is

@turquoiseheart6320

3 жыл бұрын

Oh Bart, cartoons don't have to be 100% realistic!

@TheReaverOfDarkness

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed way harder at that than the fictional God thinks I should have!

I like how he felt the need to specify that his limo driver was Christian.

@louistournas120

8 жыл бұрын

+DiomedesIsHit "Where did my christian limo driver go?"

@deltaproductions113

8 жыл бұрын

I'm assuming if you made the film the characters stuck on earth would all start shouting "BRUTHA I AM PINNED HERE"

@DiomedesIsHit

8 жыл бұрын

Hedsy .The plague lord Pinned Below: The Baneblade Returns

@deltaproductions113

8 жыл бұрын

DiomedesIsHit staring captain. Hairgel as BAHNEBLAAADE number 1 and commander boreal as the banebald

@tanncheevasit2398

7 жыл бұрын

Have you ever watch "God is not dead"? This is pretty much like that

Funny how Homer said it was a character he could relate to, Mr.Thompson, the name the FBI tried to give him when they had to go into witness protection.

@Ihatethewaythatyou

3 жыл бұрын

I think he's talking to you...

@JOEY-xj4ds

3 жыл бұрын

I never made that connection 🤣Thank you!

@jackmarshall757

3 жыл бұрын

@@JOEY-xj4ds i think its purley a coinicedience though.

@bradwooldidge6979

3 жыл бұрын

“I think he’s talking to you”.

@canadiansoviet

3 жыл бұрын

HELLO MR THOMPSON

"I thought all religions were a path to God! I was wrong!" This... actually happens in the movie Left Behind. People who are super religious, but NOT Christian, are left behind to suffer.

@digstrememcdingus1463

4 жыл бұрын

Which is ironic considering in Islam, the religions Christianity and Judaism, which all follow Allah a.k.a. God, failed due to the followers either incurring his wrath (Judaism and the gold calf) or going astray (Christianity and the holy trinity)

@weckar

4 жыл бұрын

@@digstrememcdingus1463 The gold calf thing is in itself ironic, as Islam is always reaching out across the world to not be judged for its worst followers. Yet, they do the same to Judaism.

@digstrememcdingus1463

4 жыл бұрын

@@weckar To be fair we all have flaws, were human.

@divinedelardc3186

4 жыл бұрын

to be christian is to believe in jesus christ the only son of the father god. so Christians are in the right way. no one can go to the father without going through the son.

@weckar

4 жыл бұрын

@@divinedelardc3186 That's what I keep telling my dad's new girlfriends, too.

"Why did i choose to be gay?" LMAO

@PsychoJosh

5 жыл бұрын

Why did he?

@steve5123456789

5 жыл бұрын

what are the two?

@steve5123456789

5 жыл бұрын

I dont see your logic? So if I murder someone I might as well murder another 10 or 50 as it's equal?

@steve5123456789

5 жыл бұрын

Why bother? If you will just sin again anyway.

@yoshishuhaist

5 жыл бұрын

DefiantBoris what if I accept God and kill people for it? Well who cares anyways. Let’s just eat pizza.

"The baby I chose to have baptized is gone" XD

@gambler942

7 жыл бұрын

xxlCortez I thought all baby are innocence on the gods eye the movie (left behind) said

@Bruce_Peters

7 жыл бұрын

Ironically Roman Catholics do not believe in a rapture.

@rosegirl3220

7 жыл бұрын

CaptainPlayguy My religion believes that babies are born without sin and aren't accountable for their sons until the age of 8 where they are baptized

@mrpo3496

6 жыл бұрын

not a joke when in real world people believe it

@Lady_in_Yearning

6 жыл бұрын

xZ Xz Don't give them ideas please

That scene transition cross just killed me

@franzsanders9573

6 жыл бұрын

I know, me to!

@icydsting6037

5 жыл бұрын

you're a vampire?

@hiddenflare6169

5 жыл бұрын

Rafael Braga ha I never noticed that

@KJ-fo4gm

3 жыл бұрын

You can still go to heaven repent what u do when u want

@sharkrancher282

3 жыл бұрын

@@KJ-fo4gm; Which one? There are so many versions of heaven and editions of the bible to choose from....

“Permissive Lifestyles on the Rise” is my favorite joke in this entire segment.

@barndoor1262

3 жыл бұрын

Interesting. I had seen "permissive hairstyles on rise" instead of lifestyles. I had to go back and check. It may have been uncoincidental or it may have been because Lisa has a different haircut in the previous scene.

@TattiePeeler

3 жыл бұрын

'Bible mocked'

@Javiervs258

3 жыл бұрын

I prefer "licentious", thank you.

@AeroGold1

3 жыл бұрын

And the sub-headline is "Bible Mocked"

@ManoredRed

3 жыл бұрын

Woe betide those who try to lead happy lives I guess

The husband does make a good point. Why is his wife spending so much on material things?

@maxx21285

7 жыл бұрын

Guess she's doing exactly what the church does! Talk about spirit but stack material stuff ;D

@cubzrulz

7 жыл бұрын

maxx21285 honestly must churches aren't like the ones you see on TV. I'm a Christian and know many pastors that do have to work to make ends meet. Though I won't deny there are churches that are money centric and wrong for doing so, it's only a small amount. Kinda like the 1% controlling all the wealth.

@forshor1998

7 жыл бұрын

Really it depends on the church, catholic priests make a great wage and higher ups like bishops are loaded. The churches horde priceless works of art and mountains of solid gold items (in some churches anyway) as well as the cardinals being adorned in gems. Most of these riches were donated or earned as part of the "fast track to heaven" thing the church made up centuries ago but some of the larger cathedrals have wealth stolen from muslims 1000's of years ago. Protestant churches on the other hand are fairly modest and many priests either have to do it part time and work a part-time job or struggle to rely on donations (depending on the church ofc, church of england churches pay an okay wage but the bishops don't get as much excluding the arch-bishop ofc).

@glring3519

7 жыл бұрын

That's false. In Spain a Catholic priest earns 700-900€ each month and a Bishop 1160€. Definitely less than all those Protestant telepreachers. I have met many priests and they are not wealthy at all.

@cubzrulz

7 жыл бұрын

glring hj I know what you mean my pastor at my Baptist Church has to work as a roofer during the summer and snow removal during the winter. and I've moved a lot and that has been the case with all the pastors I've known they all have to work.

Movies like that actually exist.

@RoninDave

7 жыл бұрын

yeah it says a lot when the parody isn't that much of a parody when the movies are just about on that level.

@imjustadude3468

6 жыл бұрын

This movie "Left Below" is directly a parody of the real-life movie "Left Behind." The premise is similar.

@marvincool3744

6 жыл бұрын

And like Homer, I always root for the heathen.

@Tesseract1887

6 жыл бұрын

Yup though those movies fifth whatever reason actually take themselves seriously though which is sad

@morgancook4288

6 жыл бұрын

mapleweef 1 you couldn't afford it honey.

I love how instantly the protagonist goes from being "the worst character in the film" to the spokesperson for the apocalypse 😂😂

@CalvinKalisto

Жыл бұрын

Peak character development.

@timcosgrove707

Жыл бұрын

That’s more or less what happens in the books.

@bobbodaskank

Жыл бұрын

​@@timcosgrove707 yeah, he pretty much concludes his wife was right about the rapture within a page of people disappearing. Looks with disgust at the woman he was cheating on his wife with just seconds ago like she's the gross one in spite of him being the cheater, gripes about traffic on the way home from the airport because of all the crashed cars, hastily reads the Bible, and becomes the leader of the anti-anti-christ revolution.

@Suthek

10 ай бұрын

@@bobbodaskank So, regular christian propaganda.

@MintJellyfish-te3bt

10 ай бұрын

​@@timcosgrove707he has the coolest name tho

‘Tacitly accepting Satan’ haha that line kills me

@cradleofdeath123

3 жыл бұрын

I thought he said passively

@johnochiltree1170

3 жыл бұрын

@@cradleofdeath123 nope. Tacitly.

@tolufalaye6081

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnochiltree1170 He said passively

@johnochiltree1170

3 жыл бұрын

@@tolufalaye6081 nope. Tacitly. You can hear it and you can look script up online.

@rory8182

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, running on Biblical body counts Satan killed basically no one. Besides Satan punishes those who sin, how is he not good?

"I'd rather play golf on the holiest day of the week." I love how scornful he is... and yet still refers to it as "the holiest day of the week." lolol

@VestinVestin

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, part of the joke is the assumption of "Everyone thinks of and values things the same way I do, some merely choose evil".

@Pianoman999

3 жыл бұрын

Actor hedging his bets

@randallflagg3700

3 жыл бұрын

But he only refers to it so he can make that "golf" joke, making his attitude even *more* scornful.

@flamingcat1101

3 жыл бұрын

That was a good pun

@Randy-ry9ss

2 жыл бұрын

Didn't he skip golf and played in Shauna's hole?

Wow, that was actually better acted than any Left Behind movie ever made

@asturianix9820

7 жыл бұрын

najhoant Are there any movies like this?

@AtenMemes

7 жыл бұрын

yeah nicolas cage was in one. They're amazingly bad

@najhoant

7 жыл бұрын

Pretty much any religiously motivated movie with fantasy elements, like the Left Behind movies/books and C Me Dance

@JohnPeacekeeper

7 жыл бұрын

The books were better.

@OlOleander

7 жыл бұрын

najhoant The series "The Leftovers" looks pretty okay

True story, when I was like 16, I made a deal with my mom to have her let me skip school so I could stay home and play metal gear solid 2 for a day and in return I had to go with the church youth group to see a Christian movie almost exactly like this. Best deal ever

@godzillavkk

5 жыл бұрын

What was the movie?

@godzillavkk

3 жыл бұрын

@Bunny Bun I was talking about what the initial post saw.

@mateotierno3780

3 жыл бұрын

If it's mgs, then it's worth it

@thegames4565

3 жыл бұрын

The real life movie was Left behind if anyone's wondering, and bruh, I wouldn't watch that movie even for a million dollars

@N1ko0L

3 жыл бұрын

Literaly school with real learning and stuff Are you by any chance, American?

"Why did I put my faith in science and technology?" The more subtle joke here is how she's using a TV as a flotation device while she says that. Technology is literally saving her life from God in that moment.

@Ibelikemj

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah this was one of the more clever Simpsons bits that came after the 90’s.

@elgato8239

3 жыл бұрын

The joke is not subtle, you just need to be paying sttention

@juliansommer8600

3 жыл бұрын

@@elgato8239 yeah, that's what subtle means

@JuanRanklin

3 жыл бұрын

You understand god saved the ones who disappeared right? She wasnt being SAVED she was left to suffer smh cant believe i had to explain that

@MegaNightmare4

3 жыл бұрын

@@JuanRanklin I understand what the rapture is. God caused the flood, which would have killed her, if not for the tv. The tv saved her life.

That kissing scene was rather explicit for this kind of movie.

@xxfire5tarterxx

8 жыл бұрын

um no it isn't?

@LightHawkAlchemist

7 жыл бұрын

Girl also looked stacked

@casesmith7223

7 жыл бұрын

rapture my butt every child of god will go through a test of faith.

@PT-xz5wn

7 жыл бұрын

rapture my butt, homer-san

@kirillp9030

7 жыл бұрын

Rapture my butt, it's probably Milhouse.

Oh why did I choose to be gay

@Bloodmage77

8 жыл бұрын

+SDH159 when a gay man said that you know the religious right made this movie.

@Padm2415

8 жыл бұрын

+blood mage Slow down there bud its the simpsons, theyre literally poking fun at the extreme right

@Bloodmage77

8 жыл бұрын

***** I know, `it was a joke.

@Wishbone4evr

8 жыл бұрын

+Padm2415 Yeah still a disturbing nightmare fuel moment, even for me. O_O

@Bloodmage77

8 жыл бұрын

***** not me cause they said the world would end for hundreds of years but it proven to be bullshit every time. lol

"Why did I put my faith in science and technology!?!" She says, while being kept afloat by a piece of technology. Damn old Simpsons was good.

@jimmehjiimmeehh9748

3 жыл бұрын

This isn't old Simpsons. This is early stage zombie Simpsons. Old simpsons is up to S8-12.

@drewcannon9494

Жыл бұрын

Not old at all 🤣🤣 this is season 16

@A-Duck

Жыл бұрын

@@drewcannon9494 Out of 33 seasons. It came out in 2004. It's fucking old, deal with it.

@drewcannon9494

Жыл бұрын

@@A-Duck I guess comparatively old. Much better than all later seasons for sure

@Colddirector

Жыл бұрын

@@drewcannon9494 A better term would be "past its prime"

The cross shaped screen wipe gets me every time.

@sarcasticguy4311

Жыл бұрын

Glad I wasn't the only one that noticed that.

@deNNyTheWiseMAN1

Жыл бұрын

Haha same

Finally, some Simpson's writer understood how deeply biblical Cannonball 2 was.

"The only thing I'm praying for is that you take it easy on our credit cards." Truer words have never been spoken.

Wait. I'm confused about the movie. So the cops knew that lnternal Affairs was setting them up?

@James-gc5if

3 жыл бұрын

Na na na na na na na na Leader!

@ahmadrefay548

3 жыл бұрын

Yes because you know Homer function no beer well without.

@Randy-ry9ss

2 жыл бұрын

I love the Leader!

@JW-eq3vj

2 жыл бұрын

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

@thejfoshow1320

Жыл бұрын

What are talking about? There’s nothing like that in there

"Why did I put my faith in Science and technology?!" "I thought all religions were a path to God. I was wrong!"

@JTHECOMENTER

5 жыл бұрын

"Oh why did i choose to be gay?"

@skwills1629

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah...funny.. the thign is, Chistians don't reject Science and Technology.

@JTHECOMENTER

5 жыл бұрын

@@skwills1629 They actually use it to spread her message

@skwills1629

5 жыл бұрын

@@JTHECOMENTER Whose messae, exactly?

@suspicioususer

4 жыл бұрын

@@skwills1629 except the time when they nearly executed a man for saying that the earth isnt the center of the solar system. Or when they claim evolution isnt real because it goes against the creation story

"Oh why did I choose to be gay?" revolutionary script writing

@louistournas120

8 жыл бұрын

+CobaltBW Because hard dicks and a bunch of balls feels good.

@hebrew26commandmentspower55

6 жыл бұрын

Asshole look like a cheerio that's been in the milk 3 days lol 😂😂

@Palpad100

6 жыл бұрын

hell yeah they do louis tournas.

@RandomStuff-xn9wy

5 жыл бұрын

It's a joke. Honestly hardcore christians couldn't admit that being gay is not a choice exactly because it actually goes against their religious beliefs, for if a person is gay and has no choice about being gay (which is a sin if acted upon) then god created them that way only to either suffer in eternal celibacy or be sinners forever. That logic cannot be for it goes against the "free will" that is so important within Christian religion, hence the error goes to them deciding their homosexuality and it being a result of fail decisions in life.

@nerdieone1

5 жыл бұрын

@Noah Gay isn't filthy. I'm sorry you've been raised to think that way. I hope you find peace with yourself and have a happy life.

1:40 it's funny cause science and technology, as in the tv, is the thing that's keeping her afloat

@R3tr0v1ru5

7 жыл бұрын

I thought you were serious for a second haha...

@mdcraig62

7 жыл бұрын

I going to think that a TV is not going to float.

@skwills1629

6 жыл бұрын

Josh Traill- You do know the whole Science VS Religion conflict Thesis is wrong, dont' you? Christians don't reject Science, and Science is not inherently hostile to Christianity.

@ivanmegafanboy1981

5 жыл бұрын

God made that TV buoyant enough to float despite it being made with a huge thick glass tube. Check mate, atheists.

@festethephule7553

5 жыл бұрын

@@ivanmegafanboy1981 Touche.

You can tell that it's a parody because the acting is too good.

"Science has shown religion to be an old wives' tale." That's how I'm going to argue all my points now: "Science has shown your position to be an old wives' tale."

@RichardTaylor1800

3 жыл бұрын

"Look, I just think pepsi is better than coke." "Science has shown your position to be an old wives' tale." hahahaha

@masterblaster2678

3 жыл бұрын

@@RichardTaylor1800 Coke tastes and feels like caramel. Pepsi tastes and feels like citrus. It depends on the taste of the person. I personally dislike caramel, and love the taste of citrus, so I like Pepsi more, but I understand that people may like Coke more than Pepsi. Well I still don't drink either really, it's more like a last resort if there are no other drinks. I usually drink lemon soda (as said, big fan of citrus.)

@missbelled6700

3 жыл бұрын

"Have you ever argued with a man who spoke exclusively like Jonathan Frakes, host of the hit show 'Fact of Fiction'? No? Well, think again. Science has shown your position to be an old wives' tale."

@dragonmartijn

3 жыл бұрын

Okay, I understand your position, but why did you marry this old wive?

@Butterball3588

3 жыл бұрын

Ok that sounds reasonable. Do you have the scientific sources to back your claims?

"Why did I choose to be gay?" If you've seen Christian propaganda films, you'll know this line is only a minor exaggeration.

@mrcritical6751

3 жыл бұрын

Hell I’ve seen Christian movies that depict Muslims as angry child beaters the “why did a choose to be gay” is only the tip of the despicable iceberg with these movies

@cameronwilsey9334

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrcritical6751 Luckily the only one I've been subjected to was trying to subversively 'disprove' evolution. Boy was it funny when it actively contradicted itself. But it was still overall terrifying because I watched it in a biology class of a public school.

@tombick9311

3 жыл бұрын

I love how so many Christian's assume that gay people WANT to get disowned and rejected from their family and community

@sharkrancher282

3 жыл бұрын

@@tombick9311; What other choice do they have? Admit that maybe they treated someone horribly for no reason whatsoever, and then live with that guilt? No way; much better to simply assume that they're carrying out the will of a being whose only instruction to mankind can be found in a 2,000-year-old book that's been edited and re-edited by every denomination that's ever gotten their hands on it. No guilt needed!

@gabe8168

3 жыл бұрын

@@cameronwilsey9334 Christian catholics actually invented the theory of the big bang and this world view that evolution and the big bang all ties into God is called theistic evolution. The fact that Christians think it goes against God and atheists thinks it disproves God just proves whoever is saying it lacks good education

"I bet good things happen to him!" Made me laugh so freaking much for some reasons lmao

This raises a very good question... Marge, what if the rap?

@RyanTosh

2 жыл бұрын

Caramel rap, decaf

"oh why did I choose to be gay?"

@MrDzoni955

7 жыл бұрын

Really, why did he?

@TheN92

5 жыл бұрын

I personally didn't choose, but I do not like the desires whatsoever. I reject myself

@Solaire_of_Astora13

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheN92 Why tho, why would you reject yourself?

@matthewbibby8921

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheN92 Ah yes, God truly is great, loving, and COMPLETELY consistent isn't he? Making you gay, then making you feel guilty for being gay, of course! ... Mate, the fact that you can't help being gay should be enough proof, regardless of whether you believe in God or not, that's up to you, but don't let people tell you it's wrong to feel guilty about who you happened to be.

@nerdieone1

5 жыл бұрын

@Noah This is so sad Please don't hate yourself because of what ignorant christians tell you. There is nothing wrong with being gay or loving a person of the same gender. Don't waste your life repressing yourself to please religious people who really couldn't give two shits about you or you right to a happy life.

This isn't even a parody, there is a genre of zealotry that exists, no joke.

@jasminel5992

3 жыл бұрын

Ya I like watching them. Im religious but alot of them are really dramatic. Im not hysterical about em. I like watching action movies.

@DivineFalcon

3 жыл бұрын

This is pretty much sums up Jehova's Witnesses. They are eagerly praying for and waiting for Judgment Day to occur, so they can take the express bus to heaven, and leave everyone else to suffer for eternity. Such a sunny and charming outlook on life.

@jasminel5992

3 жыл бұрын

@@DivineFalcon we all start off somewhere

@bobjackson4287

3 жыл бұрын

@@DivineFalcon That's not what they believe, but yeah it's pretty much doom and gloom with them.

@tombick9311

3 жыл бұрын

@@DivineFalcon If you spend your entire life eagerly waiting to move on to the next one, you might as well only have one life

In case anyone is wondering, it’s parodying the book series Left Behind.

@oberon0023

3 жыл бұрын

Is parodying a word?

@cebeez

3 жыл бұрын

Not even just that, most Christian "End Times" movies follow the same story beats. There are so many of them! Lol

@micahjohnsonboxing6409

3 жыл бұрын

@@oberon0023 Yes.

@johndunn1625

3 жыл бұрын

Interestingly enough, I've read most of the series, and not gonna lie but I actually thought they were pretty good. Preachy yes, but not that bad all things said

@cebeez

3 жыл бұрын

@@johndunn1625 YOU ACTUALLY LIKE THAT SERIES?! Fair enough, glad to hear you got enjoyment out of a thing :)

This is almost exactly what the Left Behind movies are like. Not even lying.

@cmtptr

3 жыл бұрын

What a strange coincidence!

@Starmadien2019

3 жыл бұрын

@@cmtptr Probably

@GRasputin91

2 жыл бұрын

The LB movies are waaay goofier than this. And far more disturbing

@fds7476

Жыл бұрын

@@cmtptr The signs are everywhere!

@mordechai-

Жыл бұрын

​@GRasputin91 I think I have to see one of those Left Behind movies. How do I find them?

"The baby I chose to have baptized is gone!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@zapazap

3 жыл бұрын

That was pretty damned funny. :)

Well at least Mr Thompson got to make out with that sweater-honey

@jackthompson3453

7 жыл бұрын

Yes I did..

@superaids3849

5 жыл бұрын

i miss you jack please start telling us why vidya games are saten

@BoojumFed

3 жыл бұрын

"When I say "Hello, Mr. Thompson" and stomp down on your foot, you smile and nod" "Helloooo..." _stamp_ "...Mr...." _stamp stamp_ "...Thompson!" _stampstampstamp_

@Randy-ry9ss

3 жыл бұрын

@@BoojumFed i think he's talking to you!

@Enzo012

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah but now he's paid the price.

"I WAS WRONG." Now there's something you don't hear everyday.

@Enzo012

2 жыл бұрын

No-one likes to admit that.

@ronvlaarsvar6867

Жыл бұрын

I was wrong, it was the rapture all along..

@InsertCreativeusername_

Жыл бұрын

This is how arguments end on the internet in a parallel universe

To this day I STILL have nightmares about Cannonball Run 2

@Aeroldoth3

7 жыл бұрын

I liked The CR movies.

@Yora21

5 жыл бұрын

Is that the one with the belly dancer disguises?

So, Imperfect Cell attacked the city, absorbing everyone, while the main character was banging his secretary.

@RepublicOfUs

3 жыл бұрын

It's a shame they cut away before Piccolo shows up; it's the best part of the movie!

@TheReaverOfDarkness

3 жыл бұрын

Cell found out the hard way that humans don't have a very high absorption yield.

@Guntherson220

3 жыл бұрын

@@RepublicOfUs Nah that would be the scene where Cell takes an entire Battle Ball team at the same time.

@senorvillarruel8129

3 жыл бұрын

Vegeta: *let him reach his perfect form lol*

@bigbilly9657

2 жыл бұрын

@@RepublicOfUs the Piccolo you know is gone... I am the namek

1:40 "Why did I put my faith in science and technology?" As she's being saved by the floating TV. 😂

If Stephen King ever became a Christian fundamentalist.

@fds7476

7 жыл бұрын

You know this parody is based on an actual Christian book series that's recently been turned into a movie, right? Yeah. Be afraid.

@germanvisitor2

7 жыл бұрын

But you can see where I am coming from, right?

@fds7476

7 жыл бұрын

germanvisitor2 ...Yeah, I do.

@Sommer57

7 жыл бұрын

Recently? You mean almost 20 years ago.

@matman000000

7 жыл бұрын

That's about as likely as Steven Spielberg becoming a Nazi.

Simpsons nailed it! As a Bible believer myself, I can confirm that this is exactly as heavy-handed as the Left Behind series is. The writers were, frankly, a bunch of hacks that wrote propaganda instead of literature and somehow didn't know the difference. I'd love to break it down for them. The writings of C. S. Lewis? Christian literature. The works of Tolkien? Christian literature. The works of Dostoevsky? Christian literature. What's the difference? Excellence. Subtlety. Exploring ideas and telling a good story rather than trying to ham-fist one's personal interpretation into things.

I laughed my fucking ass off at the "oh, why did I chose to be gay" when I first saw this XD

@dtxshadow_darkness3322

2 жыл бұрын

😕😕😐😐 don’t say bad word

As someone who was planning to watch Cannonball run 2 for the first time tomorrow...I'm concerned...

@Panzer_the_Merganser

3 жыл бұрын

Well.... did you???

@AntiNihilist

3 жыл бұрын

@@Panzer_the_Merganser yeah. I think I liked it more than the first one. It certainly wasn't way worse than the first one or anything. The ending was a bit oddly paced though.

@Panzer_the_Merganser

3 жыл бұрын

@@AntiNihilist Depending on your age, these types of moves are either extremely dated and may (I stress the ‘may’) have a certain charm or something you grew up with and have a nostalgic feel. Glad you enjoyed it. 👍

These comments are hilarious. People are actually getting offended.

@Enkarashaddam

7 жыл бұрын

eeeeexxxelllent

@internetjuror4438

5 жыл бұрын

It's modern times, everyones doing it

@David-uv7sf

3 жыл бұрын

Jesus is coming soon

@Ibelikemj

3 жыл бұрын

Well it is religion, someone will always get butthurt over it

@TheRealFlenuan

3 жыл бұрын

muh Levantine texts from 1500 BC explain the nature of all existence

Lisa's hair actually looks really good like that. Kinda hard to illustrate bald spots when her hair is nearly indistinguishable from her skin.

for a guy who doesn’t believe in god, he sure jumped to the idea that it’s the Rapture

@Enzo012

2 жыл бұрын

It would be kind of obvious if Christians specifically started to disappear as the world was ending?

@henzbabyluck3007

Жыл бұрын

Well, alot of atheists are claiming to be rational, hence he could easily deduce that it is the rapture.

Why!? WHY did I choose to be born into a different religion!?

@nohandle_needed

7 жыл бұрын

Patrick Saxon Catholics are Christian.

@nohandle_needed

7 жыл бұрын

Lay off the glue, Patrick.

@samikalastaja

7 жыл бұрын

Karma - you did something bad in your previous life and that's the punishment!

@voyagerwitch

7 жыл бұрын

+Fisher Sam Fisher that's really hindu of you.

@julsiekn411

4 жыл бұрын

Dermot Harrison: no they are not. Catholic church has nothing to do with real faith to Jesus

I won't suffer through Apocalypse, I'll enjoy every minute of it!

@PK-ku4ol

7 жыл бұрын

I always imagine the apocalypse as one big violent orgasm. Worlds ending you can do whatever and face no consequences so why not grab the nearest thing that has a hole in it and fuck its brains out

@obiwanfisher537

7 жыл бұрын

Peter Kelly I just looked to my left and saw the electric carott peeler. Ummm... Yeah. Lets say im jewish now. Thank you.

@obiwanfisher537

7 жыл бұрын

Jekub Fimbulwing Thats one helluva big pile of bullshit.

... They didn't get raptured, they got Thanos'd.

@OggyisCool

5 жыл бұрын

Fuckimg normie

@sneedfeedandseed2410

5 жыл бұрын

@Starscream91 aww come on some one had to say it

@devin59320

3 жыл бұрын

isnt it the same thing? either way you die, and when you die your afterlife is decided, so you either end up in heaven, or hell

@ChiefMedicPururu

3 жыл бұрын

@@devin59320 Nope. You don't exist anymore.

@gia257

3 жыл бұрын

50% pious? you serious?

Thank god it's Doomsday. Recommended right after the 2020 Election Day.

1:14 "Roll credits" *Ding* XD

@slaughterchainsaw

7 жыл бұрын

chef12005 Everything Wrong With LEFT BELOW In 2 minutes or less Spoliers (duh)

@supersizesenpai

7 жыл бұрын

lmaooooo

@alestiiidaeno_last3075

7 жыл бұрын

0:40 Jaundice woman is not my girlfriend in this scene. [ding]

@sebastianmaregatti

6 жыл бұрын

“Woman regrets trusting science and technology even thought the tv is what’s keeping her afloat” Ding*

@talharizvi2780

4 жыл бұрын

Thaaaaaaaaaaats racist. DING.

What if the rap?

Raised in an Evangelical household, this kind of stuff used to scare the sit out of me. The ides of being 'Left Behind' because you are not meeting your church's standards used to keep me up at night as a kid. That said, I did legitimately enjoy the books.

@jcvdmantas

2 жыл бұрын

@Perine God doesn't exist and there is no heaven.

@GRasputin91

2 жыл бұрын

The books are entertaining, very. For the same reason bad science B-films like The Core are entertaining. Shit blows up, people die, monsters, etc. Fear porn.

I can't believe that the Simpsons predicted Pure Flix.

@Campbellzilla

2 жыл бұрын

And yet it's still less hateful than a real Pure Flix movie.

This is on point with how stupid movies like '"God's Not Dead"' are.

@CatMaster90001

7 жыл бұрын

Don't you mean "God's Not Dead"? Because that was a really fucking stupid movie. I'd actually love to see a movie called "God Is Dead"!! XD

@vguyver2

7 жыл бұрын

CatMaster90001 Oh right, that is the correct title. Haha. Damn, I didn't even care enough to remember the name right. It was such a lousy movie. The sad thing is those movies are getting more and more popular.. The good thing is that it's fucking comedy gold.

@CatMaster90001

7 жыл бұрын

V Guyver I haven't seen it myself, but I never wish to. Just seeing the reviews for it alone show me exactly how bad it is. It's insufferably mindless.

@vguyver2

7 жыл бұрын

CatMaster90001 I recently checked out Cinema Snob. Indeed a some clever jokes on a not so clever movie. I love how the antagonists are just so cartoonishly bullish.

@lancerd4934

7 жыл бұрын

It's a direct parody of "left behind"

Ironic that Science and Technology are the only ways this movie could've been made.

@GdoubleWB

8 жыл бұрын

+LokoLobo Just sayin'.

@emilioslaughter8742

8 жыл бұрын

+GdoubleWB science and religion are not mutually exclusive. This clip happens to be making fun of the religious people who believe they can't coexist, but both sides who believe they are antonyms are fools.

@TheIconodule

8 жыл бұрын

+GdoubleWB Ironic how? I don't get it.

@kallistiX1

8 жыл бұрын

+aloe heels Faith and facts most certainly are mutually exclusive. If you *_know_* that a thing is real you cannot have *_faith_* in it as *_faith_* requires doubt. In the case of religious faith, you cannot prove or disprove the basic premise *_WHICH IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF THE BASIS OF ALL SCIENCES._* Now, certainly, people can and do claim to respect science and still have faith but that simply reflects a basis misunderstanding of science, the concept of religious faith or intellectual dishonesty...or all three.

@emilioslaughter8742

8 жыл бұрын

kallistiX1 To understand the world you must have two lenses, Science and Philosophy. Science is pure and utter fact, but philosophy can only be proven through internal logic. My faith is not my science, it is my philosophy. Science doesn't answer things like "what is the meaning of life, or the universe?" or "Is a clone with my memories me" These questions are answered by philosophy and as such by your Religion of choice.

"This movie will haunt me for the rest of my life. Just like Cannonball Run II!" I saw that movie. It was traumatizing.

All the subtlety of a Kirk Cameron or Ray Comfort film.

@gyozakeynsianism

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but the same with the jokes. Zero subtlety at all. The Simpsons ain't what they used to be.

@heinoustentacles5719

Жыл бұрын

Kirk Cameron? Didn't he direct that cruise ship movie everyone loved? With Leon DiCaprio?

This movie will haunt me for the rest of my life... just like Cannonball TWO!

Religious weirdos disppear? Doesnt soudn that bad.

@TommyLellan

7 жыл бұрын

This comment needs more likes

@TommyLellan

7 жыл бұрын

No.... Not MY one. Sheesh.

@solargesture

7 жыл бұрын

no, this comment!

@darthvaderdylan

7 жыл бұрын

tbf the rapture is just an imaginative over exaggeration of our modern-day world

@Swagmaster65

7 жыл бұрын

enjoy that with your complimentary lake of fire.

When this episode came out: "Heh. Pretty decent parody." If it came out today: "Great. Now those movies have made it into a Simpsons episode. Why couldn't they have made it a parody instead of just animating actual scenes from those movies?"

@lonesavior

5 жыл бұрын

Naw, Left Behind's writing isn't quite this good.

@PainMonkey

3 жыл бұрын

Poe's Law in action. You can't expect a writer's room to top that level of crazy.

Ned Flanders gives this movie 5/5 stars

Ah yes, 12 AM, Nov 3 2020, what a timely date to get this youtube recommendation.

@BlololzSec

3 жыл бұрын

May 3 2021, 06:12 - something about the numbers..

"Well done! You've chosen the right religion." "So I get to go to heaven, right?" "Sorry, but it was a 1 in a million chance with your soul on the line so technically it's gambling so you have to go to hell."

Ned Flanders definitely wrote this movie.

God Bless everyone, May Gods love be with everyone. Amen

“The baby I chose to have baptized is gone!”

"Hey it's modern times, everyone's doing it"

"Oh why did I *choose* to be gay?!" 🤣

@ashlovesJesus

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, why did he?

The sad part is, the way the characters that aren’t religious or of other religions act in this fake movie is _barely_ hyperbole, like, put this in live action and I wouldn’t know the difference between this and a real Christian movie.

@changer_of_ways_suspense_smith

3 жыл бұрын

Woke movies are the other side of the same coin. They're both cringe. When you care more about preaching to the audience than actually making a good movie, you end up alienating the people whose very minds you're supposedly trying to change. You think any atheist is going to watch Left Behind and be like, "Oh shit! I better start going to church." Or a misogynist watches Birds of Prey and be like, "Wow! Women really do deserve more respect." They just don't get it.

@the_kraken6549

3 жыл бұрын

@@changer_of_ways_suspense_smith I’ve never heard of birds of prey (the movie) but another example is the doctor who episode “Orphan 55”. I agree with the message of “please stop destroying the planet” but it just beats you over the head with it.

@brendaluv2017

3 жыл бұрын

This would sums up on how real life Christian and rapture movies would portray atheists and other religions as technically calling them hethens in a way

@gyozakeynsianism

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that's why it's not all that funny. It's a bunch of lame, on-the-nose, repetitive jokes strung together.

Should have put an Amish man going "I should have not bought that lightbulb!"

"Where did my Christian limo driver go???" 😂😂😂😂

The look the non-baptized baby gives it's mother is too funny!

"The baby i chose to have baptized is gone" :D

“Why did I choose to be gay?” is still one of my favourite Simpsons quotes

LOVE how the clothes stick around. 😂

“Where did my Christian limo driver go?” 😂

@marvintanpuiamarvina4578

Ай бұрын

Yes transgender but god forgive

I want to see a movie like this but instead of humans left below suffering, they start thriving and slaughtering the demons like childplay. It just cuts to god realizing that humanity cannot be contained.

@justmayo6097

Жыл бұрын

That’d be awesome 😂

God is not Dead Part 3?

@arminreindl7742

7 жыл бұрын

Left Behind Part 2

@skatscan

3 жыл бұрын

You can’t be dead if you never existed.

When I was a kid I didn't get many jokes from the Simpsons. I still laughed a lot

1:00 sounds like Ralph lol

remember people the Simpsons has always been on point when comes to predicting the future

@booyah344

7 жыл бұрын

oh and i suppose the entire trump presidency was just a broken clock YOU WERE WARNED

@nunyabusiness7858

7 жыл бұрын

booyah344 OK fine I'll give up being bisexual... Next week...

@Kayer713

7 жыл бұрын

Jimmy De'Souza The Simpsons predicted Trump as president though

@naturesquad9174

5 жыл бұрын

The thing nobody mentions is the Simpsons predicted a Pierce Brosnan movie about a deranged household AI

@gothnerd887

5 жыл бұрын

I think Matt Groening once said that Trump becoming president is a sign that the nation has gone insane (I am of course paraphrasing)

The woman with the kids at 1:00 sounds just like Rod Flanders...

@SonicRyan1992

7 жыл бұрын

was that Nancy again? i feel like i'm starting to recognize which characters she voices.

@nedh.8313

7 жыл бұрын

CardiganSnoopy also Ralph Wiggum

Every Christian Propaganda video ever.

@fleecemanjenkins6648

7 жыл бұрын

"Why did I choose to be GAY?!"

@iasonjacksongrace

5 жыл бұрын

In America since the late 1800s at least

@1Hol1Tiger

5 жыл бұрын

Eh I dunno they've gotten less biblical and just plain mean spirited (God's Not Dead), creepy (Voiceless), and confused (Old Fashioned)

@coolguy02536

5 жыл бұрын

Every what now?

@meathead6155

5 жыл бұрын

You know son your just been so confused around with your busted comment, a busted channel, and even your not a so called Christians. Look, I don't take on anyone religion Malice. Your just being so deceived to yourself. Being a satanist is far WORSE than being a corrupted person. Just because you said something is a Christian propaganda which makes you like a fool. The truth is, your the problem. Even though, you did sell your soul to the devil. Malice, don't be a wuss man. Be a healthy person instead becoming a wicked.

Don't know about everybody else but I still have nightmares almost 30 years after seeing Cannonball Run 2.

Why was this recommended to me on the day of the 2020 election

@RickMyBalls

3 жыл бұрын

Because you chose to be gay.

@Michaeljoseph823

3 жыл бұрын

@@RickMyBalls Probably

For those who don't know, it's a parody of the movie "Left Behind".

@ryanh361

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you

@ahmadjundi2578

2 жыл бұрын

I think this is created before the movie

Brought to you by PUREFLIX.

Be prepared for the rapture because you do not know what hours or Day tha the lord Jesus Christ will return to earth 🌎 for his believers amen 🙏 Jesus Christ is coming soon 🔜 Amen I’m a Christian ✝️dude Soo god. Bless Your family and friends amen 🙏

0:37 nice cross wipe

Of course this is recommended to me on election day.

10 years of waiting for this to be recommended

Wow someone really did their homework 20yrs ago with this episode.

The truth in plain site

HAHA, that Cannonball Run II reference though!

One of my favorite parts is Bart and Lisa's haircut completely out of context.

i just watched "left behind" with nic cage and this is all i could think about

Had a brief moment of dyslexia and I thought the movie title was "Left Elbow"

@Panzer_the_Merganser

3 жыл бұрын

Holy macaroni!

@megahylian72

Жыл бұрын

Update: It's been a year and I had the exact same thing happen