“You said you were using protection!” “I WAS WEARING MY ARMOR!!!”

@SirKapa

3 жыл бұрын

I remember watching that exact episode on release. I was drinking orange juice after I got home from school, then did an actual spit-take when I heard that joke. It was the most hysterical thing ever.

@justaghostyboi

3 жыл бұрын

Vegeta: I WAS WEARING MY ARMOR!!! In Bulma's Mind: Fuck, I should've probably been more specific...

@thelaughingman6975

2 жыл бұрын

Hey, it is protection. Never know when someone is gonna attack you from behind as you raw dog a blue haired woman.

@CesarACastillo

2 жыл бұрын

Well he wasn't lying he was just using the wrong kind of protection

@Lucifer.666-Satan

2 жыл бұрын

I love reading the comments section

“You have his gender” took me out 😭

@jalonshelton204

3 жыл бұрын

Aside from being a saiyan, that's really about it.

@sudippaul2876

3 жыл бұрын

Well actually Bulma loved Vegeta for what he was and actually was in love with him.

@atomoessono1937

3 жыл бұрын

@@sudippaul2876 everyone figured Trunks just rlly isnt like Vegeta

@sudippaul2876

3 жыл бұрын

@@atomoessono1937 Yeah he's more like princess Trunks.

@justaghostyboi

3 жыл бұрын

@@jalonshelton204 He's half saiyan xD

When vegeta said "whats marriage, a type of food?" I got instant flashbacks of dragon ball

@Spiderman_-jo4ke

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@autumnequinox7777

3 жыл бұрын

It's a "I see what ya did there" moment lol

@feiwnakausvkaxbdkebkswowbq8331

3 жыл бұрын

Finally people who watched the show in order

@abswithadot

3 жыл бұрын

@@feiwnakausvkaxbdkebkswowbq8331 yessir

@cedricthompson5921

3 жыл бұрын

"Wow I'm just f**king with you! My god who doesn't know what marriage is?!"

That "I'll be your Mommy"-joke has to be one of the best ones in the series. Like the previous seasons were a buildup to them just dropping that line and then hearing Trunks scream internally.

@noahmoynihan7929

2 жыл бұрын

Is Trunks ok.

@JesusLopez-cg2gq

2 жыл бұрын

How are the other jokes a build up to that line💀?what do they have to do with that joke if anything at all lmfao. Dumbass loser

@MAY-gv2ee

2 жыл бұрын

Nobody actually cares

@davidmacias3121

Жыл бұрын

Just no bother Until hell NO

@jgblkshot8375

Жыл бұрын

@@MAY-gv2ee Grow a fucking pair.

In all canon fact, Vegeta being a uncaring and tough father who didn't care much for his son is normal for saiyans. Him becoming a good father who loves his baby boy and girl as well as a devoting husband is a rarity. So by Saiyan standards, Goku sending his son to get bitch slapped by Cell is normal.

@lkultra2248

2 жыл бұрын

Well considering the fact that they take their newborns and send them to distant plants to kill off entire species says something about them doesn't it.

@lkultra2248

2 жыл бұрын

And single handedly mind you

@whitedragoness23

2 жыл бұрын

Vegeta must love bulma enough to fight off his natural instinct to abandon his family all the time

@cryamistellimek9184

2 жыл бұрын

@@lkultra2248 Well the sending of children is hardly normal. They mostly do that when the planet A:Is full of a majority weak population. B: Has a moon to take advantage of their great ape form.

@AceAlmark

2 жыл бұрын

@@cryamistellimek9184 C. they are old enough and smart enough to learn the technique to create a energy ball that mimics the moon

This video should’ve been named “Trunks’ traumatization”

@Anthony_Ender

3 жыл бұрын

Yep but it would give away trunks's torture.

@tyresebellamy606

3 жыл бұрын

8 jb

@gamerblackjacket

2 жыл бұрын

Facts

@antoinesilva1527

2 жыл бұрын

This is a violation.

“It’s called manscaping” “It’s weird” “It’s hygienic” That’s not *UNtrue*

@saniakshay12

3 жыл бұрын

So we now know factually that Vegeta is unhygienic down there 🤣

@fish3443

3 жыл бұрын

@@saniakshay12 Broly 😬

@doublelizard767

3 жыл бұрын

Why does bulma find shaved pubes weird anyway? Is that even a thing ?

@JenovaDreamweaver

3 жыл бұрын

@@saniakshay12 “Unlike a half-Breed a full blooded saiyans hair doesn’t change from the day they’re born (with the exception of beards and mustaches)” -Vegeta

@doublelizard767

3 жыл бұрын

That don't explain how

Bulma: HELP ME RAISE MY CHILD!!! Vegeta: ima go grab some space milk

@KanataHotaru

2 жыл бұрын

hahahaaha

@floridaball4896

2 жыл бұрын

Isn't Bulma like the richest person on the planet in dragon ball? Why the fuck would she need Vegeta to get a job

@AlysidaMagica

2 жыл бұрын

To paraphrase episode 3.5(?) of DBZ Kai Abridged Bulma: You’re gonna help me raise this child! Vegeta: I’m not ready for that kind of commitment! Perfecter Cell: (kills Trunks) Vegeta: NOOOO MY BABY!

@deltav2090

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@dadavore7968

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

Piccolo saying " *Where's Daddy?* " While being dead serious and having his arms crossed sends me to hysterics every time.

@tiablue9106

Жыл бұрын

In the Kai dub piccolo says “so where’s Vegeta? Out buying formula?” and it cracked me up lol

@dodgyyoutuber9560

2 ай бұрын

Piccolo’s the best

Vegeta and bulma’s Facetime argument was so legit u can’t even tell it’s a parody 😂

@purpledragon1945

2 жыл бұрын

They did argue like that in the actual show but it didn't end in the bedroom

@lionofdemise

Жыл бұрын

My best friend hated that scene because he knows that I been in that kind of argument before with the same outcome.

@lionofdemise

Жыл бұрын

@the hevy I don't know the bastard if they do exist lol

@MustacheDLuffy

Жыл бұрын

Capsule Corp probably could face time in the 90s

@ChristianGibbons777

Жыл бұрын

@@lionofdemise So your the guy not the girl in that relationship?? How’ve you held up since moving on?

"In for a penny...in for a pounding...and I really was!" Bulma was literally super thirsty for that Saiyan D....mad props to Vegeta tho

@Gazing-09

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe too thirsty??? She banged Gohan and, tried hitting on her kid! 😂

@max_garcia

3 жыл бұрын

Jason Adjiwanou I mean she literally saw a saiyan grow in her face and saw how strong he got... i guess she learned to call dibs before any random woman gets them

@hannibal7551

3 жыл бұрын

@@max_garcia but isn't that kinda like I dunno hittin on your uh friend's child and kinda weird

@KhaosN7

3 жыл бұрын

She heard from Chi-Chi how good that Saiyan pipe was and decided to get some for herself.

@hannibal7551

3 жыл бұрын

@@KhaosN7 oh gawd

Bulma: “He’s my baby boy!” *Later* Vegeta: “MY BABY BOYYY!!!”

@klaedoe9042

2 жыл бұрын

"Vegeta NO" "VEGETA YEESS"

@orion5272

2 жыл бұрын

@@klaedoe9042 "Vegeta no"

"What the fuck is a condom" Fucking best part

@randomdumbassinzawarudo769

Жыл бұрын

the fucks a condom*

@muhammadmuzzamil9592

10 ай бұрын

Also the kamehamehas when they did the dirty _😏_

@SyedSaadAlam69420

9 ай бұрын

@@muhammadmuzzamil9592 Galick Gun!

@foxythepirate9761

8 ай бұрын

​@@muhammadmuzzamil9592 Thats not the kamehameha

@jibanyanawesome8577

8 ай бұрын

@@muhammadmuzzamil9592It’s the Galick Gun and Masenko. Three different moves.

“What you’re gonna do is get a job and help me raise our child!” Hold up. I’m not against the idea of Vegeta having a job but considering Bulma runs Capsule Corporation, that’s more than enough to raise a kid, I’m sure.

@comicbookreviewer4856

4 жыл бұрын

I think what Bulma meant was for Vegeta to make more of a effort in having a real job than living off of her and help pay his hafe of the money for their son

@KEV.I.N24

4 жыл бұрын

@@comicbookreviewer4856 if you think about it... He is a prince. Royalty live off tax paid by their subjects.

@TinnieTa21

4 жыл бұрын

@@KEV.I.N24 His one and a half subjects... At the time.

@Mr1mar4

3 жыл бұрын

TinnieTa21 two and a half

@comicbookreviewer4856

3 жыл бұрын

@@KEV.I.N24 In a way he not a Prince anymore giving the fact his race got blown up and all that left from his planet canon wise is Him Goku and Broly so Bulma saying to him about getting a job is partly justified

Vegeta: "You know, you're being bitchier than usual. And not in a hot way."

The internal screaming is what kills me 😂😂😂

@shuushirakawa

2 жыл бұрын

I assume the external screaming resurrected you then.

@xaviergrichardson

2 жыл бұрын

The external screaming took me out. 🤣

@Marvelfanatic3658

Жыл бұрын

@@xaviergrichardson ok

@anthony22861

10 ай бұрын

Same 😂

@projectxv3066

8 ай бұрын

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The Way he says "is that why you called me your little peanut butter cup?" Kills me every time. Best voice acting I've ever heard 🤣

@SuperPeterok

2 жыл бұрын

"I'LL BE YOUR MOMMY!"

@bizzaroblake2519

Жыл бұрын

@@SuperPeterok AAAAAAAHHHHHHH

@tonyjacob8467

Жыл бұрын

@@bizzaroblake2519 Can I have another He-Tap?

@justinpark939

Жыл бұрын

@@tonyjacob8467 YES, YES YOU CAN!

@B0BBYJ4CK

Жыл бұрын

I *LOVE* how he says it. 💕🤤💕

Bulma: I’ll be your mommy Trunks:internally screaming

@babikerh5439

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, we saw the video

@runtergerutscht4401

3 жыл бұрын

It's still hillarious

@Ghostofcalmaity

3 жыл бұрын

Technically true

@raid3n496

3 жыл бұрын

we saw the video

@PdotfrmDaX

3 жыл бұрын

@@raid3n496 stfu

"Am I a lot like him?" "...You have his gender." That hit harder for some of us than others... Thank God my mom never said the last part.

@jamesdanielski7347

2 жыл бұрын

Trunks is a pretty strong, heroic character. Even though TFS likes to dump on him...

@Mohico-San

2 жыл бұрын

Well it is true

@ericmm1335

Жыл бұрын

@@jamesdanielski7347 i dont think they really dump him, hes like goku or vegeta kind of dump, still have his badass moments, specially at the of the cell saga, "bi*** im adorable"

@MustacheDLuffy

Жыл бұрын

@@jamesdanielski7347 I don’t think he gets dumped on like Yamcha it’s just that he’s had to deal with shit in his timeline and frankly none of the Z fighters actually care enough about him since they all like fighting

@dusttoh8927

9 ай бұрын

Meanwhile Vegeta: Princess Trunks...

"I was wearing my armor!" Wow, she was right when she called him an idiot!

@RandomizedCTRL

2 жыл бұрын

Hey he's a warrior he's only protecting HIMSELF. Don't tell me the smartest AND richtet scientist on Earth could neither afford nor thought of the pill or Plan B.

@MustacheDLuffy

Жыл бұрын

You seriously think Saiyans would actually use condoms? Like why would a prince/king need to use them?

@pennygirl015

Жыл бұрын

And why would he know what they are in the first place? He’s an alien lol

@dee2273

Жыл бұрын

@@RandomizedCTRL doubt that would stop the genetics of a man who can blow up planets

@timothyryan8983

Жыл бұрын

Hey, he didn't know what a condom was.

Vegeta trying to protest "three and a half-" Saiyan's like it's a great accomplishment, and them just stopping mid sentence kills me every time. Like he genuinely believed if only for a second that was going to win him the argument.

@tilley31

2 жыл бұрын

I just realized Napa is alive in DBZA...I kept wondering why three and a half lol

@rhettorical

2 жыл бұрын

@@tilley31 I thought he was referring to his brother, Tarble

@Malum09

2 жыл бұрын

The half is obviously Gohan

@MegaMew204

Жыл бұрын

How would they continue the count after Trunks is born? Would it be 3 and 2 half's? Or 4

@jackryderproductions1030

Жыл бұрын

@@MegaMew204 i guess 3 and 2 half sayians

"You must be as stupid as he is if you think he knows how to use a phone" LMAO still kills me

@ZaddyGohan

Жыл бұрын

After saying this he then proceeds to use his armor as “protection” during sex 😂

@Lynn.-_-.

11 ай бұрын

@@ZaddyGohan Well Saiyan women must be feisty so it is a legitimate protection. Now I wanna see 2 super saiyans duck the life out of a planet....

@theinsurance2450

9 ай бұрын

​@@Lynn.-_-.Just because it can't reject you does not imply consent.

@Lynn.-_-.

9 ай бұрын

@@theinsurance2450 wut

@theinsurance2450

9 ай бұрын

@@Lynn.-_-. It a reference to what Krillen said during the Return of Cooler movie abridge. Remember the part when Mental Cooler said they are going to fk Namek both metaphorically and literally.

3:41 krillins laughter is perfect

@mazinsanik

Жыл бұрын

Ha

From internal screaming to external screaming..... A beautiful descend to madness

@emmanuelwil-jeff

2 жыл бұрын

Very much warranted as your mother talks about getting pounded by your dad 👀👀

"The Prince of all 2 Saiyans on the ground" "3 and a ha- SHUT UP" Vegeta either knows Napa is alive in this version, or he's counting his Brother

@hansruhlmann454

3 жыл бұрын

I think He was talking about Gohan.

@juancarloshaquetbriones4252

3 жыл бұрын

@@hansruhlmann454 goku´+vegeta+???+half(Gohan)

@adamshatwell8437

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah the third is Nappa. Nappa calls Vegeta at the end of season 2 to tell him he's alive and a movie producer on Earth

@brandongreen4439

3 жыл бұрын

@@adamshatwell8437 following that, Tarble's ship went missing/presumably blown up by Vegeta during an attack on Santa, said in the Plan to Eradicate Christmas. If Tarble is alive, he doesnt know about it.

@blazingbisharp736

3 жыл бұрын

It's also possible that he was counting future trunks as a full saiyan because only Goku and piccolo know that he's a hybrid.

It still floors me that vegeta is canonically a better father than goku.🤣

@Gazing-09

3 жыл бұрын

Mmmmm... Not quite sure

@connorgolden4

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gazing-09 Vegeta played a far bigger role his kids lives than goku. Goku just trains and eats all day. Plus he’s regularly left his family for long periods of time.

@Cole-uz4xi

3 жыл бұрын

Competition ain’t exactly stiff

@andymk8951

3 жыл бұрын

@@connorgolden4 to be fair most of that time he was dead or trained so they won't be dead

@connorgolden4

3 жыл бұрын

@@andymk8951 Goku decided to stay dead instead of returning to his family. Then left to go train with that one kid at the end of DBZ. He didn’t need to, but chose to.

So trunk is just accidentally unwanted baby by vegeta

@Gazing-09

3 жыл бұрын

That's incredibly savage. In a bad way, kinda.

@cesarvictoriano8072

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds kinda canon though.

@Yedolf-0638

3 жыл бұрын

@@cesarvictoriano8072 it is

@capybara9521

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gazing-09 you like your own comment cringe

@capybara9521

3 жыл бұрын

@@cesarvictoriano8072 you like your own comment cringe

Bulma is so thirsty it's surprising how Yamcha didn't get some

@AlFish

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly an even bigger blow to Yamaha

@ThePilk160

2 жыл бұрын

@@AlFish yamcha owned count: ♾

@somegingerdude8110

Жыл бұрын

You know what they say: Once you go Saiyan, no one else is worth layin'.

@devinsweeting4978

Жыл бұрын

That's because No one Fucks Yamcha. Except Life

@TheAutisticCapricorn811

Жыл бұрын

​@@somegingerdude8110 That's a whole new proverb 💯💯

"omg I solicited my son for sex" was the best line 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@datkaijufan24i

Жыл бұрын

XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

@Dragon_Star_Productions

Жыл бұрын

"Why didn't you tell me?!"

@excaliburknives3572

10 ай бұрын

@@Dragon_Star_Productionsbecause it was hilarious!

@Dragon_Star_Productions

10 ай бұрын

"You *just* learned about it."

@mickycohen9152

10 ай бұрын

​@@Dragon_Star_Productions"And IT is hillarious..."

"...Is that why you used to call me your little peanut butter cup?" The quiet betrayal Kaiser gets into Trunks' voice there always cracks me up!

“I was wearing my armor!” Because your armor have a history of being good at protection

The fact that everytime trunks and her talk after she finds out he's her son it's just awkward silence makes it even more hilarious

@Nonyofuckingbuisness

8 ай бұрын

The fucks a condom

"in for a penny, in for a pounding" had me in stitches

@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45

9 ай бұрын

"And I really was." *EXTERNAL SCREAMIMG*

1:17 and that's how love is made in fiction. Take notes twilight.

Holly shit, hitting on Gohan? AND THEY ACTUALLY DID IT AFTERWARDS?!? Yeah. He had his death coming lol

@michaelrhett4958

3 жыл бұрын

It was an edit

@DLGholston

3 жыл бұрын

Deleted scene

@Gazing-09

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaelrhett4958 she did say that she *tried* to replace Vegeta with Gohan... And she did invited him to share a bed with her. Take it as you want.

@juanig4198

3 жыл бұрын

Why he

@soulswordobrigadosegostar

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gazing-09 I mean,if you think about it...it kinda already happened regardless...Gohan was Trunk's only father figure

The fact that they played Cats in the Cradle during the scene where Trunks talks to Bulma about how his relationship with Vegeta evolved is an amazing and touching detail that is sadly overlooked. For those who don’t know, that song is about a father and son’s relationship growing and changing through the years

@OnionChoppingNinja

Жыл бұрын

And the right version (Cat Stevens) too no less

@jokhard8137

9 ай бұрын

Consistent detail being he was never there. So his son won't be either.

@SamDeMonic

8 ай бұрын

I'm going to bet that it's going to be Mentioned in the comentary

Gohan with Deep voice: “𝕭𝖚𝖑𝖒𝖆”

0:22 that internal scream is just gold

@willowgames256

10 ай бұрын

Got me good 😂

@Titanpencilman5566

7 ай бұрын

0:23

"Masenko-Ha!" LOL never gets old

@dovahkiin7396

2 жыл бұрын

I don't remember that scene from Abridged...

@AQFearfullMage

2 жыл бұрын

@@dovahkiin7396 Same. Where's it from?

@Shou_22

2 жыл бұрын

They made a doujin about that lol... I can say that Bulma was in for pounding...

@ChargeQM

Жыл бұрын

@@Shou_22 there has been doujins for Gohan rearranging the guts of every girl in Dragon Ball, except maybe Launch. Even the porn artists forget about Launch sometimes.

@lonestarwolfentertainment7184

Жыл бұрын

@@Shou_22 you can’t just drop that without any sauce mate.

"So, why is Trunks your favorite character?" "Oh, you know, his tragic backstory, his badass style, his cool techniques, e-eh..." "His dragon ball abridged version?" "..." "..." "... yeah"

@runtergerutscht4401

3 жыл бұрын

This is a joke, but it's my reality.

@ilyte1

Жыл бұрын

This can also apply to Vegeta probably 10 times over especially with that whole pound you so hard comment

@NoName-hg6cc

Жыл бұрын

I've read it in TFS voices 🤣

I wonder how Future Bulma would react to alternate version of herself hooking up with Goku in MasakoX what if Goku married Bulma? Would she tell Trunks that she planned on hooking up with Goku back in 23rd Martial arts tournament but ChiChi came by ruined her plans.

@shadowsnake5133

3 жыл бұрын

That... is actually a good question, what would the casts reactions be to that... vegeta would probably be murder rival, but I'm curious if chi chi knew.

@hamizanyunos1502

3 жыл бұрын

@@shadowsnake5133 ChiChi would be super jealous about Goku and Bulma's close relationship and generally might be more clingy to Goku whenever Goku and Bulma around and too close. I can definitely say that ChiChi would confront Bulma about it with Bulma trying her best to deny she has any attraction though I am not surprised if deep down she still is attracted. Gohan would be surprised about hearing about this and be astonished to hear his counterpart being smarter and stronger than he is. He probably be wondering if Goku actually loves Bulma and conclude that Goku was pretty oblivious to it. Vegeta would be very enraged to hear about this and probably confront Goku about it and the former would be very clingy to Bulma similar to ChiChi would be to Goku Trunks would be shocked to hear about and bummed about that he won't get born in the another Timeline and question whether if his mother genuinely still loves his dad. Yamcha and Krillin would be shocked but with Yamcha wondering if Bulma would have dumped him for Goku if ChiChi didn't make him marry her in their timeline

@max_garcia

3 жыл бұрын

That’s why she is always desperate... first come first served and she learned to make the move before too late..... something I would have wished to know a long time ago but now I have my current girlfriend and no longer regret anything

@hamizanyunos1502

3 жыл бұрын

@@max_garcia Yeah but I mostly thinking what would happen if ChiChi found about Bulma's former attraction to Goku? Probably be super clingy on Goku from now on.

@max_garcia

3 жыл бұрын

Hamizan Yunos could be

5:12 Saw this in the og video: Gohan: I need an adult Bulma: You are an adult

"I solicited my son for sex " will go down in history as best line every lol

@vampirehunter533

Жыл бұрын

And it is hilarious.

(EXTERNAL SCREAMING)

@AnimeXYZ05

5 жыл бұрын

Can I have another titap

@101Asa

5 жыл бұрын

*INTERNAL SCREAMING* (Okay? External is outside)

@anonymousg9711

5 жыл бұрын

Anime XYZ Gaming YES YES YOU CAN

@renovodavid6343

4 жыл бұрын

Eternal Screaming

@djma7soon754

3 жыл бұрын

101Asa end of the video

"Is that why you call me your little peanut butter cup?"

@murplefml6076

2 жыл бұрын

The sadness and betrayal in his voice, I cant get this boi some therapy

I love how everyone knew it was vegeta’s lol

Vegeta is the literal definition of "hit it and quit it"

@trippymlgjunkrat5749

3 жыл бұрын

But he never quit it

@bizzaroblake2519

2 жыл бұрын

he just needed to cool off. I mean he has to have a grudge against having a silver streak under goku taking the gold

2:22 the typicall argument between a high school couple before high school.

From his mom thirsting after his mentor, to hitting on him, to then explaining how he was conceived. Trunks can't catch a break lol.

@Depressed_until_dead

8 ай бұрын

He even got hit on by his grandma 😂😂😂

The fact that “the fuck’s a condom” was uncensored makes it the best line in the series

Love how they set up the Princess Trunks thing at the very start when Goku said, "Ha ha. That's a girl's name."

@dx5741

Жыл бұрын

No it started with "What a nice, young lady."

@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45

9 ай бұрын

"Princess Truuuuunks." "Pleeeeease no." "You lied to me." "I did no such thing!" "You dirty boy.~" *"...Goku get me off this planet right now I'm serious INSTANT TRANSMISSION--"*

I really would like to see the situation that ever got Vegeta in bed with Bulma. Not the abridged version the actual canon. From Toriyama's idea. Granted he says he's not good at writing romances but it doesn't take a romantic to give even a generic scenario.

@francofernandes2006

3 жыл бұрын

Probably not so different from Abridgedl

The best punchline ever 5:21😂😂

When you realize that one of your favorite characters is a bastard child..........that hurts

@Gazing-09

3 жыл бұрын

Nah I wouldn't say bastard. More like not-yet-acknowledged.

@shadowsnake5133

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gazing-09 bro, it's by definition bastard. They didn't plan it nor were married, the two requisites of being a bastard. I should know, I am one who were's it proudly as to separate myself from the stupid sides of both families.

@amusant3144

3 жыл бұрын

@@shadowsnake5133 stay strong bro, although you weren’t planned, I hope you still get the love you deserve

@dannybenhur6123

3 жыл бұрын

@@shadowsnake5133 Love yourself bro, you don't need anyone else...

@platinumfalcon798

3 жыл бұрын

If it makes you feel any better, if you knew who Perseus and Hercules is and if they're favourite characters of yours, they're bastard children.

5:22 - 5:33 Vegeta ice three people in one sentence that just hilarious 😂

"3 and half". I always forget Nappa is a Saiyan and in TFS was revived xD.

@KalKratos

2 жыл бұрын

I wasn't even thinking of Nappa being resurrected. I thought the third could refer to his brother Tarble, or Future Trunks (since at this point he didn't know that Trunks was his son).

When vegeta called bulma an idiot, he wasn't wrong. Did she seriously expect an alien who's only been on earth for a couple days to know what a condom was?

@AStrangeWindmill

Жыл бұрын

Honestly, it'd be insane for saiyans to know what marriage is but not know what condoms are. Contraception is the older and more basic of the two things by far. Granted, Vegeta didn't say _when_ he learned what marriage is...

@504gucci4

10 ай бұрын

Also, she asked him to get a job..isn't she rich as fuck?

@waves2378

10 ай бұрын

She wanted him to learn about responsibility. It wasn’t about the money, it was about sending a message.

@Bendy-ns6tv

8 ай бұрын

Before freiza came to their planet they lived like cavemen they only gave them the 1 armor

@notapuma

2 ай бұрын

​@@AStrangeWindmillContraception has existed on Earth for like.... 100 years or so, sterile contraception.... not talking about using Goat Intestines like a caveman. While Marriage has existed since.... like Adam and Eve or the contextual equivalent of cavemen (over 12,000 years), so I think it isn't exactly a stretch for Vegeta to understand marriage/mating for life but not condoms (he was a child slave soldier, remember?)

The first clip is still probably the funniest thing in the entire series. Which is saying something.

3:17 Vegeta is saying that Marriage is food? He's been around Goku to much! 😆🤣

Ok On one hand I also screamed when she said “I’ll be your mommy” But on the other hand, I’m not related

@bradycicchini6994

3 жыл бұрын

"Not by blood..."

@Gryphon_2006

3 жыл бұрын

@PortraitMo NO! Not that heresy again😂😂😂

1:36 this is so canon to me 😂

@owenmillichip5717

Жыл бұрын

Galick ... gun ... FIRE

@Arqadessecondbrain

9 ай бұрын

THE FUCKS A CONDOM?

“the prince of all two saiyans” lmaooooooo GOTEM

@darkshotgun209

10 ай бұрын

3 and half

@silverwurm

2 ай бұрын

Shut up!

THE FIRST AND LAST CLIP LMAOOOOOOOO TRUNKS FEELS NOTHING BUT PAIN

Megumi is one of the best voice actors on TFS. She's incredibly talented in a cast of talented voice actors.

Future Trunks: _I'm here because we don't have a female fanbase._ Present Bulma: "Well, you do now." (wink) Future Trunks: *You need to be stopped!*

i would have added the dream she had on namec, when vegeta asked her "spread them", it was right before they meet the ginew team

@lukeroberson2115

2 жыл бұрын

Ginyu Force*

@giancarloga8850

2 жыл бұрын

@@lukeroberson2115 depends on the translation, in my country was written ginew in the manga

Megumi killed it man, every line had me rolling 😂

@nu3971

Жыл бұрын

I just love the way she says, "Krillin!!"

Cats in the Cradle playing while they talk about how awful Vegeta is has to be one of the funniest parts.

Impressive is after this he defeated cell, babidy, and buu alone. Wish DBZA was back

@jacksbrow182

3 жыл бұрын

Actually, he never defeated Buu, he stopped Buu from being revived at all xD

@patz4sur741

3 жыл бұрын

@@jacksbrow182 oh crap brain fart XD

@BloodyBraces

3 жыл бұрын

@@jacksbrow182 close enough

@saniakshay12

3 жыл бұрын

@@jacksbrow182 basically Future Trunks isn’t stupid like the main Z Fighter group

@shis1988

3 жыл бұрын

@@saniakshay12 I guess it's his human side. DBZ shows Gohan fights his inner saiyan-demon constantly, while Trunks just wants the world to be safe. Difference being that, well, Trunks is embracing of his saiyan self to benefit his humanity. Gohan's struggle is why he is so interesting.

2:48WAIT, ISN'T BULMA EXTREMELY RICH, WHY DOES VEGETA NEED A JOB

@IceCreamPalor

2 жыл бұрын

Punchline

3:36 is Gold

Bro Trunks is easily the most traumatized character in the whole show lmaooo Edit: thanks for the like everyone came back and saw 335!

@shis1988

2 жыл бұрын

I mean... he never met his father, he grew up post the cyborg apocalypse, is a halfling, lost his father figure brutally to said cyborgs, then got his @$$ handed to him ten times over by them despite becoming stronger... Yeah, he has enough reasons to be traumatized. And then there's his mom propositioning to him in the DBZA canon.

@jakealter5504

2 жыл бұрын

@@shis1988 and then there’s the hell that he went through with black and zamasu where he lost everything except for future mai

@dx5741

2 жыл бұрын

@@jakealter5504 Ugh I hated his f@#$ing blue hair.

@revhill819

Жыл бұрын

Dont forget, his mom hit on him

@vexic172

Жыл бұрын

Little green too

I have never felt so bad for anyone as i feel for trunks

"Is that why you call me your peanut butter cup?" 🤣 I just can't lol

Trunks internal screams Got Me!! 🤣🤣

"Ill be your mommy" Trunks "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

@christianrivera1605

3 жыл бұрын

Can i have another hetap?

@wildboi1979

3 жыл бұрын

@@christianrivera1605 YES, YES YOU CAN

I really love the fact that they have cats in the cradle running in the background, quite fitting. 5:40

@cherrytomatoes2613

2 жыл бұрын

I actually lowv taht song

4:23 "IS THIS A BOOTY CALL?"

@urielhd1516

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@LucosPlays

Жыл бұрын

*KRILLIN!*

@thatoneguy3503

Жыл бұрын

@@LucosPlays Right behind me

@I_cant_think_of_a_handle_910

Жыл бұрын

@@thatoneguy3503 hi mom

@The_Ultimate_Agent

6 ай бұрын

@@I_cant_think_of_a_handle_910Hey…

5:24 Broke me😂

You missed bulma crushing over zarbon

I loved Bulmas reaction to the truth. It was a mix of shock for what she did as well as relief that she didn't go further than that.

5:16 This joke is kind of dark when you realize that Bulma knows Gohan since he was a 4yo kid.

@ReadilyAvailibleChomper

Жыл бұрын

Imagine being Goku. You’ve been best friends with this woman forever and she f*cked your son!?

@titanus261

10 ай бұрын

Its her best friend son, which technically make her his aunt

@matiaskasparian2055

10 ай бұрын

@@titanus261 That doesn't make it better wtf

@xavierrivera3407

10 ай бұрын

I’d argue that it’s more of a grey area than it is dark. Gohan’s a grown adult and allowed to sleep with whoever he wants and Bulma… well she’s for sure a cougar but it’s not like she saw 4 year old Gohan and was like “Damn, can’t wait to hit that” if you know what I mean.

@titanus261

9 ай бұрын

@@AJ-lq3jz techically an aunt figure

"Oh a mommy's boy huh? I'll be your mommy." *INTERNAL SCREAMING* "In for a penny, in for a pounding. and I really was" *EXTERNAL SCREAMING*

Bulma literally was a fully grown adult when she met gohan and gohan was 4

@samsonguy10k

3 жыл бұрын

"She's been 35 for ten years." - Trunks, DBZA

@user-ou9no3sx4e

3 жыл бұрын

*37

@Gia1911Logous

Жыл бұрын

see that's what I said too that's exactly why it's weird

So she's flirted with her own son , dated a thief and broke up with him when she thought he was cheating (he wasn't ) was into some handsome gay alien until he turned into a monster , married a man that ordered her friends deaths , and started fucking a man that was like a nephew to her in another time line . What is she doing .....just what is she doing .

@FanAnimeandCartoons

2 жыл бұрын

Technically he did cheated on her (Yamcha) and she only got into Vegeta after namek. Even tho he only cared about himself

@EnsignRicky011

Жыл бұрын

Living her best life.

2:07 - That shot was fired….. through his chest.

2:51 "And so Vegeta rejoined the Frieza Force, where he was free from taxes."

That deleted scene just killed me XD

@AlFish

2 жыл бұрын

It's my favorite

@Zack_1327

Жыл бұрын

It killed everyone. How could it not though it was hilarious.

When bulma tells vegeta to get a job, she forgets how unbelievably rich her family is

[EXTERNAL SCREAMING]

1:38 The most powerful Galigun Even more powerful than the one Vegeta threw it at Jiren

Honestly, TFS making Vegeta dumb in a different sense is hilarious 😂 And Vegeta making that whole “marriage is a food type” reference is amazing

So I guess Saiyans just love leaving their kids-

@saniakshay12

3 жыл бұрын

SENZU BEAN!!! -Krillin

@bizzaroblake2519

2 жыл бұрын

goku didn't mean to because he died to make sure the kidnapper didn't go after him. Was a good person in life so he got to keep his body. the second time he did it for gohan and the planet. But he could of teleported King kai and friends to a different planet to live on, go back to earth and let cell blow up on his own and wait just in case that wasn't enough. He didn't want to but felt he had to because plot armor weakens eventually. Vegeta on the other hand, he left temporarily because he needed to cool down. After a bit he came back to be a father whether he wanted to or not. Once he was having another kid, he refused to leave this time despite wanting to go training. Vegeta is a better dad only in the point of, he is there to juggle training and adult/ parent time. Goku isn't as good at this but means well no Matter what. even before the tournament he promises chichi that once cell is gone gohan will go back to studying. and tells him to get back to studying, listen to his mom and keep her safe. he was sorry he had to go but went smiling letting him know things will be ok just hold on.

0:44 OH MY GOD KRILLIN PREDICTED THE FUTURE OF SPONSORSHIPS

5:00 cutting that sex scene right after Bulma propositioned Gohan. The editor for this video knew what they were doing.

Poor Trunka XD 6:54

@Adelin_15

Жыл бұрын

Princess trunkssss

2:43 Why does he need a job? Isnt bulma rich?

@YoChristopha

3 жыл бұрын

Always wondered the same thing

@damianwolfe613

3 жыл бұрын

can you imagine how much a Sayian kid must eat. Not to mention there was now 2 Sayians if anything Vegeta leaving cut the food cost from what they would have been, still that was a jerk move.

@cherrytomatoes2613

2 жыл бұрын

Rmc productions - HEY! YOU AGAIN! I DONT LIKW YOU STOP PUTTING HATE COMMENTS ON MY VIDEOS! IM 9 YEARS OLD!!! UGHHHHH!I HATE YOU 😡😾😲😤😠

1:05 I like how he three and a half because Nappa is still alive

@ilyte1

Жыл бұрын

That also means he's not counting trunks at all

@nedegame

Жыл бұрын

@@ilyte1 because Trunks wasn't even conceived yet

@ilyte1

Жыл бұрын

@@nedegame no I mean the fu-. Oh never mind

"YOU NEED TO BE STOPPED!" - probably DBZ Kai

@tiablue9106

2 жыл бұрын

I’m p sure that was from FighterZ

@kevinlima1243

2 жыл бұрын

It's from FighterZ, which TFS used in their Kai Abridged version.

In for a penny in for a pounding Still one of my favorite quotes