"Oh yes, a proper burial. An unmarked grave, on an empty planet, in the middle of nowhere space. Honestly, I say it's too good for him."

@aspen1889

6 жыл бұрын

Marcus Rivera ikr it’s amazing

@Sheikh_Speare

6 жыл бұрын

I died

@donathan2933

4 жыл бұрын

Freakin Smartass

@timoylumontad3920

4 жыл бұрын

Oof to all soldiers of the Imperial Guard in Warhammer 40k.

@ReggieGiggas

4 жыл бұрын

I noticed this the instant he began saying this line

"I can't be a racist against a race that doesn't exist" gives off the same energy as "you're not a war criminal if there's no more military to judge you"

@notgoingtopostanyvideos4478

3 жыл бұрын

Write that down! Write that down!

@K3V1nIrving

3 жыл бұрын

@@notgoingtopostanyvideos4478 I got you I got you

@skrillframe64

3 жыл бұрын

@@K3V1nIrving alright alright

@tokiwartooth09

3 жыл бұрын

Serbia

@sampayne283

3 жыл бұрын

you cant be arrested if there arent any jails

“I’M COMING ZARBON! QUICK, GRAB MY BALLS!” Criminal that that line didn’t make it into this

@silverbob4118

Жыл бұрын

I was dying when I first heard that for an hour.

@thedastardlylizard5944

11 ай бұрын

@@silverbob4118well so was the Ginyu Force

@youraveragerobloxkid

10 ай бұрын

Sus

@theoverseer1775

10 ай бұрын

"Having these balls here with me makes me feel a certain joy. I want to caress them."

@alexfpower

8 ай бұрын

LOL that's hilarious.

"That wasn't part of our deal" "And 500" The fact that I'm not surprised at how often Frieza heard this line is so funny for some reason

@brandonharkin270

2 жыл бұрын

I'm more surprised that the number isn't higher.

@PerfectAlibi1

2 жыл бұрын

Frieza isn't really true to his deals.

@dillzilla4454

2 жыл бұрын

They should have made a over 9000 joke there.

@solascripturaPR1517

Жыл бұрын

If that was the case, Freiza wouldn't be keeping an accurate count,@@dillzilla4454

@shadenox8164

Жыл бұрын

Seems kind of low to me.

“Ohoho no, don’t mind me. By all means, *give me some ideas.* ” Frieza was gone too soon

@FrostEncounter

6 жыл бұрын

Joseph Williams SPOILER WARNING IF YOUR NOT CAUGHT UP ON DBS... but I am so glad that frieza is alive again

@zombieslayer4827

4 жыл бұрын

bryan diaz varela but if he absorbed the android again...

@Kayn_The_Shadow_Reaper

4 жыл бұрын

bryan diaz varela he can become *perfecter*

@quinnchillai2406

4 жыл бұрын

bryan diaz varela because PERFECTER CELL

@quinnchillai2406

4 жыл бұрын

bryan diaz varela I counter with perfecter cell

I just love watching Friezas sanity slowly drop away as his fight with goku carries on

@Cysco8575

4 жыл бұрын

Goku stupidity overtrow Frieza common sense.

@donathan2933

4 жыл бұрын

More like Frieza slowly loses his composure

@tedscheett9420

4 жыл бұрын

Frieza, I believe, must be a very heavy, yet sophisticated, drinker. It must have been days for him since his last drink.

@medexamtoolsdotcom

4 жыл бұрын

The best part was Goku's most badass line of the whole series, "I'm going to break you..... like a kittkatt bar." That was a real ohshit moment for Freezer.

@krisfrederick5001

4 жыл бұрын

The ego crumbles

"Stop that! Stop not dying!" Me when the champion is spamming full restores.

@goudacheese7491

2 жыл бұрын

When they keep living with 1 hp

@DaSheepKiller

2 жыл бұрын

@@goudacheese7491 the trainer spamming full restores on a Pokémon with Sturdy is especially annoying

@raegenix1669

2 жыл бұрын

@@goudacheese7491 dokkan battle eza bosses

@starfox386

2 жыл бұрын

I like the lines before that too "WELL NOW YOU'RE SUPER SAIYAN SOUP!! HIGH IN VITAMIN DUMBA**!!"

@lilAndrix

2 жыл бұрын

*CUT TO TANTOR VS. LANCE SUPER SOAKER BATTLE*

"I don't deal in legends, I deal in facts." That's a legit good line.

@crynosinso8324

2 жыл бұрын

Hit this comment as soon as it made it to that part in the vid.

@naisagathefirstdestronmand8559

2 жыл бұрын

@@crynosinso8324 Was just about to comment that myself.

@Daniel-wu6pl

Жыл бұрын

just before he fucking said it

@voltaire9176

Жыл бұрын

Bitch your just jealous of my super Saiyan swagger

@nephandi2316

Жыл бұрын

"And here's a fact : by the end of this, you are going to be crying... Like a little BITCH"

Frieza: "Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself." Vegeta: "But you're the one hitting me." Frieza: "Oh contraire Vegeta you brought this upon yourself."

@ballerlegend4117

6 жыл бұрын

WondrousFlyer20 I loved that one

@Enneamorph

6 жыл бұрын

I had to put my phone down for a minute. Whoever voiced Freiza here...several Oscars. *Several.*

@natsudragneel9490

6 жыл бұрын

That rine

@christiancrusader9374

4 жыл бұрын

@@Enneamorph Little Kuriboh voiced TFS's Freeza. He's the guy that did Yugioh abridged.

@ventexovakon2178

4 жыл бұрын

Gonna use that someday.

Where are the Ginyus? _Oh they're dead._ *_WHY ARE THEY DEAD?!_*

@KynG5

4 жыл бұрын

We don't know! *I shall find clues!*

@alastor8134

4 жыл бұрын

@@KynG5 whats that Some saiyans Those things are why the ginyu force are dead

@alastor8134

4 жыл бұрын

@@SunnFern yes THEY DIED

@alastor8134

4 жыл бұрын

@Mr. Developer doc what happened?

@Boreas9292

4 жыл бұрын

@@alastor8134 My professional opinion, the Ginyus were killed

If you stop to think about it, Friezas mental list of heroic speeches is actually very impressive.

@Harsh-lq7xj

Жыл бұрын

Yea, noy every hillbilly with shotgun can do tht

@kugelblitz-zx9un

Жыл бұрын

Ikr? Man's got photographic memory

@dudewithnolifepoop

Жыл бұрын

its mental, he didnt even write it down

@DharshM0

Жыл бұрын

He could be wrong and lost count for some of them, no one knows except for him

@jmansword

Жыл бұрын

wonder how many different lines are on it

Frieza's personality in this is actually more terrifying than the original lol

@thesentry3497

8 ай бұрын

I know this is late but what makes tfs so funny for me is the way they portray the characters are honestly just exaggerated versions of their already existent personalities with a comedic oversight.

@revyvalar2707

4 ай бұрын

truuuue @@thesentry3497

Freezer: I'm starting to think my people don't understand what I pay them for. Zarbon: You don't pay us. Freezer: -Allow them to live for.

@tsukasa9838

2 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile Cooler pays his henchmen

@joshuagraham5750

2 жыл бұрын

@@tsukasa9838 cooler isn’t wanted for tax evasion

@Guru_jay

2 жыл бұрын

@@joshuagraham5750 yeah but like who the fuck gonna arrest him

@starstudio8402

2 жыл бұрын

@@joshuagraham5750 cooler pays his taxes like a good space individual

@Guru_jay

2 жыл бұрын

@Kevin Anderson yeah okay sure…. The people who couldn’t arrest frieza can definitely arrest cooler

“I don’t get upset, I have people to do that for me” is probably the most baller sentiment ever.

@SadMarinersFan

4 жыл бұрын

That and "I cant be racist twords a race that no longer exists"

@goldensilence5841

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@Dryboneszero

4 жыл бұрын

they stole that joke from Rodney Dangerfield. Specifically the movie Back to School.

@EWOODJ

4 жыл бұрын

@@Dryboneszero Yeah, “stole”. Like other works of fiction haven’t also used that joke when it works for the situation.

@justarandomclonetrooperwit8119

3 жыл бұрын

B A L L I N

The "Give me some ideas" will always send chills down my spine, S tier dialogue!

@rtyuik7

2 жыл бұрын

as far as ive heard, that line was a pretty major factor on deciding whether to keep LittleKuriboh, or keep going through auditions... ...obviously, no one else had a chance against LK lol

@faanvugeincynicalassassin

2 жыл бұрын

Same lol

@dnhydra777

Жыл бұрын

A line so cold, I wish it were canon

@hunterlilleyun4213

Жыл бұрын

"That was the moment we realized he could be just as terrifying and was perfect" - Lanipator Paraphrasing a bit but still LK proved he was perfect .

@parmar__12

2 ай бұрын

When was this line said

"Oh no, don't mind me. By all means, give me some ideas" is the best villain line I've ever heard

@urbanvibe7375

8 ай бұрын

I see you. And I raise you "Im not racist. Can't be racist against a race that doesn't exist"

"Good god, I was led to believe that your race survived entirely on water, how is he so fat?!

@furionmax7824

4 жыл бұрын

"oh hi, I'm super kami guru. And not the guy judging you on your appearance."

@AJOlaks

4 жыл бұрын

Didn’t guru get eaten?

@gurvmlk

4 жыл бұрын

@@kevingetzoff4631 Being eaten is a form of execution.

@bartlegoof5949

3 жыл бұрын

“Oh hi, I’m Super Kami Guru, and in the guy that’s not judging you on your appearance”

@demi-femme4821

2 жыл бұрын

"It was me. I drank it. How do you think I got so FAAAAT!?"

Goku: "I'm gonna deck ya in the schnoz!" Frieza: *Drops Vegeta in utter disbelief* "I-I'm sorry that's a new one......who are you?"

@catgirllover5859

4 жыл бұрын

I'm gokul I'm insane from earth!

@darkstrike8606

4 жыл бұрын

@@catgirllover5859 Frieza: *Visible Confusion* Vegeta: (Weakly) "He.......means.........Saiyan......"

@catgirllover5859

4 жыл бұрын

@@darkstrike8606 between you and vegeta I think I lost my touch in genocide

@darkstrike8606

4 жыл бұрын

@@catgirllover5859 Piccolo: *Hits Frieza* Frieza: "And I just keep getting reminded of my failures!"

@dagreenbolt9169

4 жыл бұрын

@@darkstrike8606 Piccolo: "You mean your failure in killing me or just in general?"

I love how Frieza tries to be this badass villain with these badass lines, but they all fall flat when Goku shows up.

@dudewithnolifepoop

6 ай бұрын

less like tried and more like excels

4:31 TFS took the scariest, most awe-inspiring scene up to that point and turned it comedic

@echo_32

Жыл бұрын

1up 1up 1up 1up 1up

@jeremytung1632

Жыл бұрын

Krillin stop! Your making him stronger!

@briarmason8737

Жыл бұрын

I! CAN'T! HELP! IT!

@feraligatriscool5509

Жыл бұрын

One down

@maarekstele2998

Жыл бұрын

To be fair it was pretty funny as well in at least one of the official dubes

"I'm sorry but if this sh*t goes any further south we're going to hit Space Mexico." - Frieza

@TerribleVA

2 жыл бұрын

This is easily my second favorite quote

@lelethemaddenlibrarian2217

2 жыл бұрын

@@TerribleVA your first?

@TerribleVA

2 жыл бұрын

@@lelethemaddenlibrarian2217 "Why are you slaughtering our people?" "Well you see, I was just in the area and thought this would be a delightful place for a summer home- What the fuck do you think I'm here for?"

@aidanedwards8931

2 жыл бұрын

That is a good line

@lelethemaddenlibrarian2217

2 жыл бұрын

@@TerribleVA 😭😭😭😭

"Tell me. Have you ever heard of the planet Vegeta?" "N-No..." "Funny, because I expect to hear the same from the next person when I ask them about Namek."

@zephfire_16

3 жыл бұрын

Coldest quote in all of TFS

@DoubleBoost23

3 жыл бұрын

@@zephfire_16 I personally found Gohan's defining of filicide more scary. Oh, and his nonchalant attitude when a Cell Jr threatened to kill Krillin.

@An_Average_Idiot

3 жыл бұрын

Thats a damn good line tho.

@areebshaikh8092

3 жыл бұрын

Even i found this line awesome

@HannibalKantter

3 жыл бұрын

TFS Frieza had some lines more terryfing that the original ones

"Who I'm convinced is named Chuck" gets me every time😭

Little Kuriboh was the perfect choice for freeza's voice actor. I'm not surprised if he made some lines up, that guy is a genius 😂😂😂

"APPULE?! You left APPULE here?!" "I thought he could handle it!" "Appule couldn't handle a shot of raspberry schnapps, much less Vegeta!!"

@jalonjones8567

5 жыл бұрын

I love that line!

@anjhindul

5 жыл бұрын

I think it is A Pule (or pool)... not his name, his race, like human, sayin, frost demon, namekian etc.

@Gaz_42069

5 жыл бұрын

@@anjhindul no

@phoenixshadow4631

4 жыл бұрын

@@anjhindul he appears in one of the dragonball xenoverse games and his name is Appule in game confirming that his name is in fact Appule at least in the games

@timoylumontad3920

4 жыл бұрын

@@jalonjones8567 Appule is The Raditz

"Oh look, more baby seals" Me in a video game when more annoying enemies spawn.

@koisj8310

6 жыл бұрын

Mathew Godfrey me when im doing pvp and a lv 1 start dealing 1 damage to me

@senatorarmstrong7071

5 жыл бұрын

Mathew Godfrey and you just 100% everything

@Tmerrify

4 жыл бұрын

Have you ever played Overlord?

@The_Blue_Otaku

4 жыл бұрын

"Oh look, more baby seals" Anakin Skywalker in the Jedi temple during Order 66

@Aristas-zd5vd

4 жыл бұрын

@@The_Blue_Otaku too soon

“I’m sorry, I’m usually far more composed, I’m just a little bit ABSOLUTELY LIVID” God the writing of this show is something else man

RIP Chris Ayres

@concept5631

4 ай бұрын

o7

@chainunleashed5924

2 ай бұрын

Whos that?

@josecavazos6138

2 ай бұрын

@@chainunleashed5924 Frieze English Dub VA

@chainunleashed5924

2 ай бұрын

@@josecavazos6138 ooooohhhh ok.

"WHO I AM CONVINCED IS NAMED CHUCK!"

@JamesRoberts-wl3uz

6 жыл бұрын

Oh....I'm sorry.....I'm usually far more composed. I'm just a little bit *_absolutely livid._*

@chrisriley2547

6 жыл бұрын

I own you I own your planet I own this planet In fact... FUCK THIS PLANET *tries to blow it up*

@sirsledge1837

6 жыл бұрын

I like this quote more than the other quotes by freezer for some reason

@omaravalos1234

6 жыл бұрын

Chris Riley did ya..did ya miss??

@srinitaaigaura

5 жыл бұрын

Norris?

"You can punch a board and it will break in half. I can punch a board and wipe out its entire race" -Frieza

@SatisfactoryBro

6 жыл бұрын

jtrooper 225 That was a cool line

@kass_sassafrass

6 жыл бұрын

“But can you block?”

@lordseelenfresserdemonking1168

5 жыл бұрын

Ok

@tastedivinefury2198

5 жыл бұрын

Proteins Of Wonder >:|

@Maydaypayday7

3 жыл бұрын

@@kass_sassafrass ...I’d like you to meet a friend.

"That's stupid! You're stupid! *STOP BEING STUPID!"* is probably my favorite, followed by "if I had any single regret for the countless horrific events that have transpired in my wake, is that I'm dying"

"Maybe this is a sign. Maybe I should change. Maybe this is my second, and last chance. Maybe... I was wrong... NAHHH" (Instantley dies) Best line in the series

@JoshLefelhocz

5 ай бұрын

More like (gets instantly karma'd)

"Sensu beans heal physical damage, only therapy can aid emotional trauma" So underrated

@PokefanSans

2 жыл бұрын

Last I checked Freeza isn't 16

@ghaniKSW2

2 жыл бұрын

@@PokefanSans 16 as in age or the android?

@PokefanSans

2 жыл бұрын

@@ghaniKSW2 yes

@ghaniKSW2

2 жыл бұрын

@@PokefanSans oh ok

@thatguy8777

2 жыл бұрын

@@PokefanSans *ki blast* ...smartass.

Little Kuriboh has permanently taken the place as the perfect voice for Frieza in my opinion

@champion1772

6 жыл бұрын

Tea & Book talks ehh sounds to much like his yugi voice so no

@champion1772

6 жыл бұрын

WithinReason yea I hear yugi when he speaks lol

@hermeskun3274

6 жыл бұрын

ProGamer weird, he's not really using his Yugi voice at all.

@ahedjehad8514

6 жыл бұрын

maybe it's when he's in his 2nd or 4th form?

@alexlieutenant4003

6 жыл бұрын

witch TFS script as a funny freiza yes, But as an evil master mind ruthless monster i don't think so

Frieza was already so cartoonishly evil in the original DBZ, I love how they just took that and cranked it up to 11 in DBZA

I absolutely love, "not to mention I lost dadoria and zarbon, the latter of whom spent 400 credits making long distance calls to his girlfriend, WHO I AM CONVINCED IS NAMED CHUCK!" The delivery is just perfection.

I'm actually surprised he was willing to give the Ginyu's family something nice in terms of their death. I was not expecting that

@calvinfalls3220

3 жыл бұрын

Well the Ginyu Force were some of Frieza’s most loyal and powerful henchmen, so he might have felt obligated to do something for the people close to them. (Well maybe not in Guldo’s case)

@hemigodre

2 жыл бұрын

Who hasn't been topped by captain Ginyu?

@waldoman7

2 жыл бұрын

I mean he likes feeling magnanimous and classy and having a few people around to treat well so that they'll truly believe he's glorious and not just fear him. Break them into lesser versions of himself that justify his hedonistic megalomania lifestyle and then raise them up as superior to everyone but him.

@miniaturejayhawk8702

2 жыл бұрын

@@waldoman7 bruh, thats not hedonism. Hedonism is when you base your entire life around pleasure. For that you would have to be someone who wants to be and not someone who is already rich. What you are describing is corruption. And every politician will need to somehow secure allies. Its so funny how these days those who have nothing think they are better than those who have everything. Positions of power are not positions of pleasure. The factvtgat you can do anything really just puts the vurden of high expectations on you. Something that does not go well with a hedonistic mindset.

@waldoman7

2 жыл бұрын

@@miniaturejayhawk8702 Obtaining pleasure does not have to be difficult to base your life around it, and the expectations of power certainly have not slowed down devotion to pleasure very much. Frieza is corrupt but also hedonistic. And you are actually using my critique of a cartoon character designed to embody evil to suggest i don't understand those things or think rich people inferior to me. Most of your argument is just completely irrelevant.

Sadly, my favorite Freizer moment isn't in this. "Oh come now, if I am truly evil then may God strike me down." *gets struck by lightning.* "HA! Nice try jackass! Next time give it your A Game!"

@seandunbar7364

3 жыл бұрын

Beerus show up and is like " the fuck you say?"

@skrillframe64

3 жыл бұрын

@@seandunbar7364 beerus: when you see i king vegeta tell I said like a bitch

@ArcticTehWeirdo

3 жыл бұрын

That isn’t tfs I don’t think.

@fidelgarcia2224

3 жыл бұрын

@@ArcticTehWeirdo it is

@christopherbravo1813

3 жыл бұрын

imagine if they did DBS abridged and Zeno references that moment.

3:49 literally my personal favorite

“I’m impressed Vegeta, you managed to make a friend” Frieza has been and always will be the King of Roasts

“Oh, don’t mind me. I’m just ABSOLUTELY LIVID.

@malwarex2015

6 жыл бұрын

Thomas Weeden me every day at school

@Cloudeusz

6 жыл бұрын

Thomas Weeden I love that line

@War-outside

5 жыл бұрын

Believe in Jesus Christ receive his gift of salvation and eternal life joy and satisfaction follow Jesus with all your heart download the Bible app read the gospel spread the word of God

@sgt.krakatoa1093

4 жыл бұрын

Bang Look man, i’m Christian, but if you just leave these comments on videos that are completely unrelated, you’ll just get stamped down and some Mr Reddit Atheists will come out of nowhere and insult our “Skydaddy”. Please, if you’re gonna comment stuff like this do it on videos with religious subjects.

@Chidera420

4 жыл бұрын

@@sgt.krakatoa1093 "skydaddy" 😂

"So... you must be Friza." "Actually, it's Lord Freeza." "Really? Then why is there an "i" in it?" "There *isn't*."

@rainbowprism6242

4 жыл бұрын

"Are you the guy named Freezer?" "...I am Lord Freeza, yes." "Awesome! I'm gonna deck you in the schnoz." ".........I am sorry, that is a new one. Could you repeat that?"

@wyvern5890

4 жыл бұрын

@@rainbowprism6242 nope

@andyknightwarden9746

4 жыл бұрын

@@rainbowprism6242 "Are you that Freezer guy?"

@gurvmlk

4 жыл бұрын

@@rainbowprism6242 And just like that, with absolutely zero effort whatsoever, Goku won Frieza's game of counting the heroic speech lines.

@Mystwarrior1

4 жыл бұрын

@@rainbowprism6242 thats the line i wanted to hear

Frieza: "Huh...Somehow I completely forgot about that..." *The Spirit Bomb eats Frieza's attack* Frieza: "Oh my god!" Fucking love this line.

I think it's nice that Freezer thought of giving the Ginyu's families something because they died, Freezer thought they were a bunch of weirdos and was really angry when all of them died without finishing their job, and yet he thought of giving their families Wine and gift baskets, how nice of him

"Oh my god you can grind meat on them."

@kushkong1339

6 жыл бұрын

AHH!

@thebluebomberguy1819

4 жыл бұрын

@Jorden Strother "what?"

@renatoafonsomaiacarneiro950

4 жыл бұрын

George Takey: OOOOOH MY XD

@ralphaaron1

4 жыл бұрын

First time I heard that I laughed so hard

@catstheidiot3517

3 жыл бұрын

@@ralphaaron1 same

"Why are you slaughtering our people?" "Well, you see, I was just in the area and I thought this would be a delightful place for a summerhome, what the fuck do you think I'm here for?"

@christiankirby8092

6 жыл бұрын

Joachim Vorbech Christensen Our trees.

@Cynderfan35

6 жыл бұрын

....Zarbon 2 or 3 more. "Two or three more?" *Boom*

@degenerate2150

2 жыл бұрын

Well I'm 3 years late but the Namekian actually asked him "What are you here for?"

@freshcolors1272

2 жыл бұрын

@@degenerate2150 7 months late it was an elder of a village

Play a drinking game. Every time Frieza says monkey, take a shot

@matthias5260

Жыл бұрын

We’re gonna die

@lapislazulicircus9078

Жыл бұрын

To stay alive drink shots of juice or water

"Oh ho ho, no, don't mind me. By all means -- give me some ideas." By far the hardest core line in all this.

"Then you slayed the Jabberwocky and went on to save Narnia."

@livesathome2475

4 жыл бұрын

“Then you bang your chest and then throw your dung at the zoo keeper” - Canadian subtitles

@edwardii3920

4 жыл бұрын

Such a clever and good line

@joestargaming47

Ай бұрын

One of the best sarcastic quotes ever.🤣😂

"There you are again, throwing your hands up in the air like you just don't care."

@Niditro

4 жыл бұрын

CARE DAMMIT

@Niditro

3 жыл бұрын

Questionnaire Inc. same tho lmao

@ghosttuna2018

3 жыл бұрын

Might be because you're pointing a gun but carry on

@gamerhatch9072

3 жыл бұрын

The FBI IS everywhere

The part where Vegeta said: "I.. Vegeta.. will become a super saiyan!" while Frieza casually syncs with him like he heard Vegeta said those lines while showering. I'm dead. 😂

It's everything I love about Chris Ayres freeza with extra flair and humor added, the perfect mix

@The-Demon-Cola

6 ай бұрын

This guy should take over!

"Somehow I completely forgot about that" *OM NOM NOM*

@andyknightwarden9746

4 жыл бұрын

Omygod.

My personal favourite is the one where he counts the number of times he has heard certain lines. It shows how little he cares about the whole speech, demoralizes the speech giver by indirectly saying "I have heard this all before hundreds of time already, and they couldn't stop me, so neither will you."

@knightofthemir

2 жыл бұрын

And then there is a goku

@Sunkhrist

2 жыл бұрын

And then there's "imma deck you in the schnoz :D "

@danielhaycroft1597

Жыл бұрын

and imma break you in half like a kit kat

@seangallagher1947

2 ай бұрын

@@Sunkhrist”That’s… A new one.” 😂😂😂

"Have you ever heard of the planet Vegeta?" "Wha- No?" "Funny, because I expect to hear the same from the next person when I ask about Namek." I don't hear people talk about that line, it's so goddamn *raw*

@elismuts7163

11 ай бұрын

I’m reasonably sure that was a reference to something Hitler said about Poland.

Frieza: Remember my tail!? Krillin: Can't you take a joke?! Priceless

@thedastardlylizard5944

11 ай бұрын

WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH (died-Ed)

@joestargaming47

Ай бұрын

One of the funniest scene ever.🤣😂

“By the way.. not dead. K Thanks die-“ 9:09 an underrated line

@angelofdeath275

2 жыл бұрын

fuckin love that one

@Jeriun

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated!

@tafua_a

2 ай бұрын

btw not dead kthxDIE

Him taking the time to say “filthy” when addressing the wish dragon is my favourite thing he does. Seriously there is so much to unpack there as to why it’s so funny

LittleKuribo's Freeza is my favorite of Freeza's voices, just amazing

"I deal in facts, and here's a fact, by the of this fight you're gonna be crying like a little bitch" Tfs frieza is a pure badass

" Not to mention i lost Dedoria and Zarbon. The latter of whom spent 400 credits making long distance calls to his girlfriend WHO I AM CONVINCED IS NAMED CHUCK"!!!! 2:52 God that was CLASSIC 😂😂😂😂

@Dman4901

10 ай бұрын

Yes that was hilarious

What I pay them for. You don’t pay u-. Oh uhm allow them to LIVE for. That line always kills me

@Pleshie

6 жыл бұрын

Well, if you worked for Frieza then he wouldn't kill you. Probably.

@anonymousperson6462

6 жыл бұрын

Henry Knippling course if you might get too strong, then you get killed anyway.

@unepiclyepic7904

5 жыл бұрын

@@anonymousperson6462 *cough* planet Vegeta *cough*

3:38 Best introduction of Frieza to TTS, and my favorite from the entire series from this space eggplant ☺️

@maxhydekyle2425

2 жыл бұрын

He's actually an overgrown that thing Chi-Chi keeps in her drawer.

Frieza is easily the most badass, yet hilarious and simultaneously terrifying character in DBZA

Freezer: "I have a question for you." Pickle Man: "..." Freezer: "Die." Pickle Man: "...that's not a question..." Freezer: "That's because I don't do requests." Legendary

@Jpz453

4 жыл бұрын

Zack Bryson pickle man? You mean piccolo?

@banana4360

4 жыл бұрын

@@Jpz453 no no, pickle man

@wngmn0562

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jpz453 it’s pickle man

@bidoofapostle8910

2 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure it's bigger green

@MedK001

2 жыл бұрын

@@bidoofapostle8910 that's shenron

I can't be racist to race that's not going to exist Best line ever

@rafaelcastor2089

4 жыл бұрын

That's pretty much Hitler's phylosophy

@themostbritishpersonalive868

4 жыл бұрын

@@rafaelcastor2089 no Hitler's philosophy was man fuck this guy but he kept doing it

@rafaelcastor2089

4 жыл бұрын

@bryan diaz varela Then how come one of the stereotypes is them all having huge noses?

@toasterowens8916

4 жыл бұрын

@bryan diaz varela "stolen"

@SGT676

4 жыл бұрын

@bryan diaz varela they are a ethno religous group meaning they are both a race and a religion hell it's just that they were spread out mainly in europe thx to the Romans

“Not to mention I lost Dodoria and Zarbon, the latter of whom spent 400 credits making long distance calls to his girlfriend, who, I, am, convinced is named chuck.”

"I see. Sending your friends off to fight me all on your own. How gutless." "What? How is that gutless?" "Because... suicide is the coward's way out."

I think y'all missed one "I'm an optimist?" "You're an idiot." "You're both wrong, you're dead." 😂😂

@atomicreactor6033

3 жыл бұрын

"Did we get him?" "Krillin, we can sense power levels. Why bother asking?" "I'm an optimist." "You're an idiot!" "You're both wrong. You're dead!"

@SMURFBOY12

Жыл бұрын

1k

Peaceful young races with fires on their houses Millions of voices all silenced like mouses Watching the cowards bow towards their new king These are a few of my favorite things

@karasutenka

6 жыл бұрын

*stabs Krillin in the chest* Gohan: Krillin No! Vegita: Welp he's dead.

@draconianfury5808

5 жыл бұрын

Krillin: This...is...the...worst...PPPAAAIIINNN!!!!

@sirmidnight2039

4 жыл бұрын

Frieza: Really? You sure it isn’t this? Or this? or this? _repeatedly impaling Krillin_

@zinxys

4 жыл бұрын

Gohan: Stop Krillin . You are making him strong

@andyknightwarden9746

4 жыл бұрын

@@zinxys Krillin: I *stab* can't *stab* help *stab* it *stab* *One-Up*

“Oh no, don’t mind me. But please, give me some ideas” Now that is a badass line

“Appule couldn’t handle a shot of raspberry schnapps much less vegeta” had me crying 😭

" suicide is the cowards way out" one of the best one liners in dbza i mean seriously, that is so good it should have been in the actual show

@aviniciussouza100

Жыл бұрын

It's a stupid line.

@skullthunder3181

Жыл бұрын

@@aviniciussouza100 yeah u right i was stupid back than

@lasarousi

Жыл бұрын

​@@skullthunder3181 lmao what 5 years of life does to a man's security.

@typo9434

Жыл бұрын

​@@aviniciussouza100 how?

@selandianselandian7973

11 ай бұрын

Choosing to relinquish the burdens of life is not an act of cowardice, but rather a testament to the indomitable strength possessed by those who possess the wisdom to embrace the tranquility that lies beyond the realms of existence.

2:28 HOLY SHIT THAT’S A VALID QUESTION

@daver2392

3 жыл бұрын

the great drought

@desuordie4856

3 жыл бұрын

He drank it all

@blacklungsanji3

3 жыл бұрын

He ate all the albinos

@bronzesmith4568

3 жыл бұрын

@@blacklungsanji3 No he just drank all the water. He ordered all the albinos to be killed after the fact.

I remember being young and my friends in the neighborhood talking about this show on youtube since we all loved DBZ. still holds up after all these years

@toast2153

2 жыл бұрын

Dude look at are pfp.

@drad7034

2 жыл бұрын

@@toast2153 Nice

" I'm just a little absolutely livid" gets me every time

"If I had any single regret for the horrific events that have transpired in my wake; it's that I'm dying"

@zdsmat

7 ай бұрын

such an underrated line

@The-Demon-Cola

6 ай бұрын

That's like Big Jack Horner lol.

Let me tell you a "tail" *SMACK* the end.

@spencerofthecoast6415

2 жыл бұрын

I just realized that.

"If I have any single regrets for the countless horrific events that have transpired in my wake, it's that I'm dying" got to love that unapologetic evil.

"That's Stupid! You're Stupid! Stop being stupid!" is a common sentiment these days. As a retail worker, I feel this every time a customer asks me a....stupid question, and I want to play this clip for them.

"Not to mention I lost Dodoria and Zarbon, the latter of whom spent 400 credits making long distance calls to his girlfriend who I am convinced is named Chuck!" 😂😂😂

seen tfs so many times now, yet i giggled again at 'Kaio what?'

@majidbarrie1323

7 жыл бұрын

I also still cringed at "stop hitting yourself"

@Lorddacenshadowind

6 жыл бұрын

No seriously? Kaio what?

@bigblackpp8751

6 жыл бұрын

Joshua Gilbert kaio-crap

@NireFuster

6 жыл бұрын

I thought so.

@Anonymusk00

6 жыл бұрын

They're just so cute though! I could just PINCH THEIR LITTLE HEADS OFF.

Frieza's detached harsh narcissistic attitude is actually hilarious in the context for the situations he finds himself in.

“If I had single regrets for the countless horrific events that has transpired in my wake… it’s that I’m dying.” Mood.

I swear the new voice actor for Frieza watched this parody and was like "yeah, I'm gonna go with this"

@concept5631

4 ай бұрын

Not a bad decision honestly.

There you go again throwing your hands up in the air, like you just don't care. CARE DAMMIT!

@sonicclincy5328

4 жыл бұрын

0-0

"I'm going to drown you, I'm going to drown you like a sack of dumb puppies!" is my favorite freeza quote and my favorite quote in all of dbz abridged

Got to appreciate that we can all have different favorite quotes and not be mad at each other because they're all so amazing.

"Care dammit" is my favourite line. Along with "By the way not dead. Kay thanks, die" and the " I own you. I own your planet. Iown this planet. In fact, FUCK THIS PLANET". I also love the "Oh my god you could grind meat on the things".

@unusualbydefault

2 жыл бұрын

Literally his weakest lines but you do you lol

@eafesaf6934

2 жыл бұрын

Care dammit works so good because he is soo done at that point that's its a nice comedic relief joke! :)

@pie7591

Жыл бұрын

@@unusualbydefault nah the grinding meat is my favorite

@oppoh739

Жыл бұрын

It's the music behind it aswell when he says care dammit 😂😂😂😂😂

5:19 This is when I rediscovered my love for the great Lord Frieza.

@NothingBetterToDo

6 жыл бұрын

E J *Freezer

@thatsjayess

6 жыл бұрын

Aidan Renneker *Freeza

@zahat8582

6 жыл бұрын

+Ness *refrigerator

@ninple_4040

6 жыл бұрын

pizza man9000 Fridger

@vincentross6905

6 жыл бұрын

same

“I’m starting to think my people don’t understand what I pay them for.” “You don’t pay us.” “Allow them to live for”

The irony about the last quote is that it actually took two Namekians.

6:20 I finally got that joke. He was saying "Let me tell you a TAIL" and proceeds to whip him with it.

@nicolasdiaz9281

6 жыл бұрын

James Chan ...

@PetaGriffin

3 жыл бұрын

You're stupid

@jameschan8152

3 жыл бұрын

@@PetaGriffin to be fair, 3 years ago is a big time gap and it's more of a subtle joke

@PetaGriffin

3 жыл бұрын

@@jameschan8152 yea I guess thats true

@crynosinso8324

2 жыл бұрын

@@PetaGriffin Not an idiot, just very slow.

"sure is Zarbon in here" lmfao best shit ever 😭😂

@dageta7742

6 жыл бұрын

I didnt get it.

@its_Criminal1

2 жыл бұрын

@@dageta7742 Zarbon= Gay

@thomasraines1396

Жыл бұрын

@@dageta7742 he’s saying Zarbon (along with the Ginyu Force) are gay.

7:17 God this line is just great

The 1up is so wildly disrespectful I can't 😂😂

3:38 That quote is probably more terrifying than anything Frieza said in the original.

@thepk1016

6 жыл бұрын

Bubbubob145 from vegeta???

@MrManueldx

6 жыл бұрын

thepk 27 I think he means 3:28

@RoninGaming6602

6 жыл бұрын

He means 3:48

@MrManueldx

6 жыл бұрын

RoninGaming 6602 works as well

@shellyalfianda7236

6 жыл бұрын

No he means when freiza said why are they DEAD!!!

"Give me some ideas."

@Ladykyra101

6 жыл бұрын

Neos4500 Yeah, that line was actually kinda hot. Ok Freeza...😏

@Dac85

6 жыл бұрын

TFS consistently makes the villains more intimidating than the original show, despite the comedy.

4:34 did they just see the future cause thats how many times frieza came back to life.

2:44 This is my all time favorite quote from Frieza