About a third of the comments be like: "Uh, I was going to give this video a chance, but calling out Elon Musk at the beginning for spreading N*zi conspiracy theories really shows your political biases!" Damn dude, got me. I don't like N*zis and their conspiracy theories.

@garretthunter2916

23 күн бұрын

🤯

@kevincannon2269

23 күн бұрын

speaks volumes about them

@DrRumsmuggler

23 күн бұрын

And what Nazi conspiracy theory is he spreading?

@ashb712

23 күн бұрын

It's almost like those people are also probably nazis or something 🤔

@_jpg

23 күн бұрын

Replacement conspiracy was literally one of the reasons the N@zis introduced the Nurnberger laws, so...is shows Musk's political bias at best

"Yeah bro it's bulletproof, just don't drive it in the rain" - a perfectly normal reasonable sane thing to say about an $80,000 car

@toomanyaccounts

Ай бұрын

1920-30s cars were more bulletproof nor did they require gasoline as the washing medium

@furrysunny1300

Ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Markfr0mCanada

Ай бұрын

It's a perfect case of elite projection. He doesn't maintain or even wash his own car, he has staff for that, so it doesn't matter to him that rain rusts it. It also looks like a 12 year old's drawing, which tells you about his maturity. Maturity is something you gain by overcoming challenges, which is impossible when you don't face any because you were born rich.

@scottabc72

Ай бұрын

Come on now, you can drive it in the rain- you just have to dry it off quickly which also gives you a chance to also remove any bird droppings

@skeetsmcgrew3282

Ай бұрын

Tbf bulletproofing IRL is notoriously heavy and does make them highly likely to roll during a storm. But it's actually only kick proof so...

I know one good fact about the Cybertruck. It's banned in the UK and Europe for not meeting any of our safety standards, so I'll never have to see one on the road.

@ejaz787

Ай бұрын

thankfully, the uk is still in europe

@HM-hu4hu

Ай бұрын

How can it be banned if it was never launched there in the first place?

@ronrolfsen3977

Ай бұрын

​@@HM-hu4huHow are you going to launch a car that did not pass the safety test?

@robertide5182

Ай бұрын

It's not banned. They haven't even tried to release it there.

@robertide5182

Ай бұрын

@@ronrolfsen3977Have you put it through the safety test? The F150 Lightning is in Europe, it's the same width and has a HIGHER front end which would be even more dangerous for pedestrians.

Somebody on a different video commented “it may be undependable, handle horribly, but at least it looks stupid!”

@ULTRAOutdoorsman

7 күн бұрын

Other than suddenly getting stuck at Ramming Speed and being a boxy piece of shit that will be high-centered in sand or mud, it's actually supposed to handle pretty well for a "truck"

@Jcs57

7 күн бұрын

@@ULTRAOutdoorsmanAs long as it doesn’t emergency brake for dips in the road while simultaneously searching out motorcycles to ram into.

@nicestoriesnottherealstori3006

Күн бұрын

Eh, at least it is something that actually exists today, unlike most of the other stuff on this channel, and I probably have a realistic shot at owning one one day.

That stupid truck looks like the 1st car that my nephew ever drew using the "line" tool on MS Paint.

@willbohland3698

14 күн бұрын

That actually answers a lot of questions about this truck. The only question I have left is, who's wearing their wife's Sunday best? There's no F'ing way. Amirite?

@KafshakTashtak

9 сағат бұрын

He should have trade marked the design. Could sue Tesla right now.

The cybertruck is so bad, Adam was unable to turn it into a train.

@dmitrybashmakov900

Ай бұрын

This is underrated

@zsigmondfeher4624

Ай бұрын

We are done for,holy shi

@brennanmohr7348

Ай бұрын

Hahahaha

@merelynominal

Ай бұрын

It should be turned into a fine powder, a pile of fluffy dust

@salemas5

Ай бұрын

*pod

For a doomsday vehicle, you'd want something that can run on banana peels and cow piss, not something that shuts down when it can't phone home to verify that you've paid your blinker fluid subscription.

@reditoao

Ай бұрын

No. You'd want a rust bucket of a 'truck' that short circuits driving over a puddle

@noobking2335

Ай бұрын

Blinker fluid is vital to all aspects of the vehicle 👨‍🔬

@Pseudo-Fraxineus

Ай бұрын

oh, perfect description.

@silvy7394

Ай бұрын

Uh, when doomsday hits you cant pump or produce gasoline anymore, and the remaining supply will become useless in a few years as gas ages. You can still produce your own electricity easily with resources that are literally everywhere

@dotanuki3371

Ай бұрын

@@silvy7394A diesel engine can run on stuff you can grow on your field, like rape seed oil. A fully mechanical drive train you can fix and maintain in your garage, semiconductors, not so much.

What frightens me most are these sharp corners; if such a car runs over a person, it can cause terrible slash wounds and even amputation of limbs. That's why all cars do not have sharp corners, you care about people's safety

@radstevens

12 күн бұрын

serves you right for being a pedestrian !

@lara-ce2kg

6 күн бұрын

Considering how heavy it is.That's the last of your worries if this thing runs over you.

@polnoeceloe

6 күн бұрын

@@lara-ce2kg Even if this car is stationary, a child on a bicycle or a skateboard could crash into it and be seriously injured

@danielbecker2463

5 күн бұрын

@@polnoeceloe Totally agree. It is a well known fact that small cars are made out of cushions an pixie dust. Therefore a child on a bicycle crashing into stationary small car will never get seriously injured.

@gotohyoshihisa3971

5 күн бұрын

​@@danielbecker2463 Brute force injury from hitting a blunt object(in this case a Car) is one thing, receiving deep cuts because of the unnecessarily sharp and boxy edges are another thing

fun fact. In NZ this car cannot be road legal. It does not meet safety standards due to the body being stainless steel lol

@psirvent8

7 күн бұрын

Same in the UK and Europe. In fact I wonder how many jurisdictions actually allow it apart from the US itself.

I'd call the cybertruck a "clown car," but clown cars famously have lots of storage space.

@AnangRabo

Ай бұрын

More like M1126 panzer wannabe. Went you want to make cool looking tank but end up as almost working pick up truck.

@SanityDrop

Ай бұрын

XD

@queenbey6678

Ай бұрын

It's a clown car because you'd have to a clown to buy one

@JohnSmith-xv1tp

Ай бұрын

Damn, that actually got a good laugh out of me

@toweypat

Ай бұрын

LOL

It's hilarious to me how absolutely every siingle aspect of this shit is instantly illegal anywhere in europe.

@ivy_47

Ай бұрын

I never quite realized the full extent of our lacking auto regulations in the US until looking at this LOL. I guess windshield wiper stocks and dashboards behind the steering wheel were just something everyone was doing out of good faith in the US

@pennyforyourthots

Ай бұрын

I'm not even sure these things will pass state inspections in a few years.

@legouniverse8976

Ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure the US has almost no regulations, combine that with the US having some of the widest lanes in the world, and you get the US car traffic incident rates.

@jarigustafsson7620

Ай бұрын

Seen people "fix" their cars with insulating foam and passing mot... US 🤦‍♀️

@FreedomPuppy

Ай бұрын

@@ivy_47 I visited NC once, and as a Dutchman, I have to say: Americans have obnoxiously loud cars. Like, seriously. Is that a design choice?

"At this point, I think I know more about manufacturing than anyone currently alive on Earth." When he made that statement, all of Metro-Detroit erupted in laughter.

@CODY1989...........

2 күн бұрын

He can't even get body gaps all the same...

@trainape

Күн бұрын

Yeah my neighbor that works as a Ford assembly line worker knows far more about manufacturing then Musk ever will

Imagine all the work that went into this video only for it to immediately become outdated because Tesla had to do a massive recall because they couldn't even affix the gas pedal properly. Also worth noting: You have to put the cybertruck into carwash mode before washing it or you'll brick your vehicle.

@firefly56embers33

18 күн бұрын

Car wash mode or you brick your car, I- wtf that's just what!?

@kraigisboss

13 күн бұрын

@@firefly56embers33 Yeah an owner reported that after washing their Cybertruck the display [which is required for everything] completely stopped working so something shorted out from the sounds of it. Which how this happened is beyond me.

@dbclass4075

12 күн бұрын

​@@firefly56embers33What next, rain mode?

@jacksonhopp2003

7 күн бұрын

Car wash mode… Car. Wash. Mode… I-I just can’t dude… oh my god.

@6gredlite907

5 күн бұрын

That recall is not going to magically make it better. They are already showing signs of rust.

the concept of the cybertruck "being used to intimidate those who can't afford it" while a literal water gun poses a credible threat to it is amusing ngl

@DIVC-1

Ай бұрын

........i need too develop corrosid base anti cybertruck weapons could make mi rich!!

@cherry9787

Ай бұрын

​@@DIVC-1 Just put orange juice in a water gun

@darylingoteborg3178

Ай бұрын

Before watching this I googled’does cybertruck rust’ and apparently it’s just surface coat crap that basically wipes off

@Moonhermit-

Ай бұрын

It does intimidate, in the way that even lightly colliding with one will probably kill us both. A pile of heavy stainless steel plates and flammable electronics that has no crumple zone, attached to a raised chassis with lights that'll blind me, most likely to be driven by a moron who has probably never operated any form of heavier/taller vehicle. Just saying, I'm probably getting decapitated by steel plating while the genius inside gets turned into a meat sack full of bone shards that gets lit on fire when the battery ruptures.

@Philip_Taylor

Ай бұрын

They will never legally roll down British roads because they are too big/wide and the design is lethal to anyone it touches. Who wouldn't want a razor sharp stainless steel tank, extra quiet due to its electric engine, flying through your narrow street? The single colour option (dull grey) was also a genius touch since it camouflages so well with our dark/rainy environment hahaha.

Do not shoot bullets at your car. Because it may stain your car.

@Foersom_

Ай бұрын

Bulletproof, as long as you adhere to the gangster code that it is unfair to shoot through the windows.

@eXpressYourselfClips

Ай бұрын

Do not buy this car because it may...

@arcelivez

Ай бұрын

cause it's badass and super cool

@notovny

Ай бұрын

That happened with my regular car too. I asked around, and I guess I should have asked the passengers to get out first.

@sshza2143

Ай бұрын

do not lean on the truck, it may stain it.😫 do not take flash pics of the truck, it may stain it.🤳😮 do not look at it for more then 2 minutes, it may stain it.👀😬 do not tell your friends you were dumb enough to buy one, it may stain it.🗣😳 do not dream about rolling it off a cliff, it may stain it.🥳☹ just don't.😐🤣🍻😁✌😎

Completely unrelated to this video - from the Mayo Clinic Website: "Narcissistic personality disorder is a mental health condition in which people have an unreasonably high sense of their own importance. They need and seek too much attention and want people to admire them .... But behind this mask of extreme confidence, they are not sure of their self-worth and are easily upset by the slightest criticism."

@angeladansie4378

6 күн бұрын

Unrelated how? That's the perfect description of Elon

@HungerGamesFan88

2 күн бұрын

@@angeladansie4378 is joke

@princeoflemons212

21 сағат бұрын

@@angeladansie4378 ...That's the joke.

@dwightmagnuson4298

8 сағат бұрын

Are Trump and Musk cousins?

@JacobPaul-ix7oc

3 сағат бұрын

@@dwightmagnuson4298 Who knows? Trump, Obama and Biden are, though. All US Presidents Related to this One King? | SELECTED or ELECTED? | reallygraceful (KZread) In a post-American revolution society, it would seem like the divine rights of kings would be a distant memory, but is the reality really so? Do certain bloodlines still hold power within our current government system? And if all US presidents are somehow united in blood, does that mean our leaders are really elected by the people? Or does that mean they’re selected by few? ---All of the US’s “elected” Presidents have been related to King John of England, descendant of Charlemagne. Only Gerald Ford, who was not “elected” into the Presidency, was not related to King John and Charlemagne. Charlemagne was crowned “Holy Roman Emperor” by Pope Leo III. Queen Elizabeth in the UK was (and King Charles is) also descended from Charlemagne. What is the “7 Mountains Mandate” (Dominionism/Dominion Theology)? Supposedly there are 7 “mountains” of global society-Arts and Entertainment, Education, Economy, Family, Government and Military, Media and Religion. (Note: The US voting machines are called “Dominion”.) According to this false teaching, by conquering these 7 “mountains”, the Kingdom of God will be established. Trump, who WILL be reinstalled in the White House (whether by "election" or coup de tat, it doesn't matter) is the Vatican's new "Holy Roman Emperor" whom they have chosen to "save us" from atheistic, "progressive" Liberals (Marxists) by enforcing religious laws and turning the US into a fascist regime in the name of "God and Country". Look up the following: US Public Law 102 dash 14 Seven Laws of Noah Vatican endorses Seven Laws of Noah Trump, the Greatest Supporter of Noah Laws in US History (Israel national news) Trump and 50 US Governors affirm Noah Laws Every President since Jimmy Carter affirmed the Noah Laws (yes, that includes controlled opposition like "progressive" Presidents Clinton and Obama)

Crazy to think that a truck from the 80s was smaller, safer, got better fuel economy, and could haul more material. Oh and were wayyy cheaper

I like how Tesla's idea of 'futuristic' is making very basic mistakes that other car manufacturers stopped making in the 70s.

@nanda_

Ай бұрын

Comes with the territory when re-inventing the wheel, hater.

@geraldscott4302

Ай бұрын

Some of the best cars ever made were made in the '70s. I own three of them. Still run like new, and don't break down. Don't spy on you, don't take control of the vehicle away from you, and have beautiful designs, both mechanically and cosmetically. FJB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TRUMP 2024!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@MaticTheProto

Ай бұрын

@@nanda_i.e. making the wheel overcomplicated and just bad?

@hansmemling2311

Ай бұрын

@nanda_ I’m pretty sure their point was that tesla’s (Musk) arrogance doesn’t match their performance. Their point wasn’t that it’s not ok for a company making mistakes.

@WowCreativeUsername

Ай бұрын

@@nanda_The wheel that falls apart you mean?

Coming from someone who works in Tech. Apart from crunch work-culture, 'Tech-bros' are probably the worst thing to have happened to our field.

@uss_04

Ай бұрын

So much for the tech-optimism we had 2 decades ago.

@cubedude8690

Ай бұрын

2nd place furries edit: someone reminded me that bronies exist in a reply so bronies actually take the number 2 spot

@MazusChannel

Ай бұрын

agreed

@alaeriia01

Ай бұрын

@@cubedude8690 nah, furries are responsible for keeping your Internet working.

@toyotaprius79

Ай бұрын

Traders tho ... Look up Gary's economics

You forgot one crutial aspect. It is not NCAP safety rating as it is categorized as "Commercial" vehicle. With no cumple zones, all the people inside will get the shockwave in a collision and will be toast.

@cjwrench07

18 күн бұрын

Commercial, really? Damn. This is just the fantasy vehicle of dudes(Ye/Muskrat/etc..) who are angrily divorced.

@michaelbrinks8089

16 күн бұрын

I'm not a CT fanboy but obviously in order for it to be sold. It has to meet federal crash safety standards. So it's not the deathdrap all the haters claim it to be. I think the truck is overpriced but only time will tell how reliable it is. Probably not the worst but nowhere near the most reliable.

@massgunner4152

6 сағат бұрын

​@@michaelbrinks8089didn't they recall it because the accelerator would get stuck turning the truck into a kamikazee vehicle?

If u own this car you just have the biggest "i'm an idiot" label floating around ur head at all times on the road

@user-wl1vq7wq2o

17 күн бұрын

Was walking by someone who owns one.he said best ever. I just from looking at it think he is in denial.

@MrMcguire89

11 күн бұрын

Lol imagine thinking someone's intelligence is based on what vehicle they own or drive. Most millionaires own decades old beaters. But I'm sure you drive an intelligent car.😆

@user-wl1vq7wq2o

11 күн бұрын

@@MrMcguire89 Ford and Chevy currently build electric pickups with more range and more bed space. I was shocked how good the Chevy is. Maybe buyers like looks of cyber but if you need a pickup for bed space it is not a good idea to buy Tesla.

@michaldvorak2501

6 күн бұрын

@@MrMcguire89how people spend their hard earned money is a valid indicator of a intelligence

@owlcircus6811

6 күн бұрын

@@michaldvorak2501No.

My favourite Musk lie about the Cybertruck is the part where he kept telling the engineers this story about how his son asked him "why doesn't the future look like the future?", and that this prompted him to want to make this gross low-poly Tonker toy. The telltale giveaway that this story is false is that it involves one of Elon's children talking to him.

@paireon3419

Ай бұрын

Oof. Third-degree burn right here, folks.

@jamesmeow3039

Ай бұрын

Elon Musk can't find his children since they keep changing their names and not responding to his calls

@valivali8104

Ай бұрын

That was insulting towards Tonker toys...

@tamsi6768

Ай бұрын

Xd

@gustavogoesgomes1863

Ай бұрын

the funny thing also is that tesla could easily have designed and manufactured a normal, functioning car with the same aesthetic, but elon wanted it to be "innovative" and "disruptive". so, how do you construct a car differently than other manufacturers, that has been perfecting their designs in every single conceivable way for multiple decades? that's right, you try to reinvent the wheel and realize why no one has done what you have. because it's garbage 🤣

"You spent 150,000 dollars for a meme, and you feel nothing". Why does this feel so relevant to Crypto, NFTs, and any other hype-based grift?

@2727daqwid

Ай бұрын

Because it's all backed by Elon.

@TofuRabbit

Ай бұрын

Because the audience of both overlap pretty much completely lol

@imelatedrn

Ай бұрын

the highest trim is 100k, the base spec is 61k

@pequenodan1923

Ай бұрын

Quoting a random fellow when Musk himself said "we dug our own grave with cybertruck": There's no *we* on that shovel, Elon....

@arunkarthikma3121

Ай бұрын

Yeah it's basically everything Elon does. But hey, apparently they're making Star-Shield spy surveillance now, so Elon will make up for his loss.

i saw one of these IRL for the first time today...... i couldnt help but make a face of pure disgust in the drivers direction. he was notably embarrassed.

@dwightmagnuson4298

8 сағат бұрын

I remember when the HumVee first came out there was a web site where you could post a selfie giving the Hummer's the bird. Maybe it'll be resurrected...

As a sci-fi nerd who also likes doomsday prepping, I'd rather build a bunker if I were affluent to this degree 🤔

The cybertruck is everything you need to know about Elon musk

@thepolarphantasm2319

Ай бұрын

And that clip of Adin Ross sniffing Andrew Tate's seat is all you need to know about their... whatever it is

@valivali8104

Ай бұрын

​@@thepolarphantasm2319 I wish Tatter saw what Adin did 😈

@tamsi6768

Ай бұрын

That Clip was just sooo... it Broke somthing in my seeing this

@florinadrian5174

Ай бұрын

Not everything. There's also the Apartheid Prince story, with the emerald mine.

@thepolarphantasm2319

Ай бұрын

@@florinadrian5174 I would love to see someone make a Johnny Quest style parody cartoon starring Elon and whatever poor kid his parents bought him to play with (aka his "Hadji") Makes me wonder what his Hadji was named... and how he died, and if Elon watched it happen 😬

Elon really nailed the prison toilet on wheels aesthetic.

@ashtonndlovu9470

Ай бұрын

😂 Why is this so unbelievably accurate lol

@nordnord8141

Ай бұрын

I can not not see that now.

@thepolarphantasm2319

Ай бұрын

I am going to guess that it's less than optimal for use in making pruno

@ArDeeMee

Ай бұрын

Thanks, I hate it. >.

@ndh06

Ай бұрын

To be fair prison toilets are easier to clean and don't rust like the Cybertruck.

There are several divorced dads on my wife's side of the family, and what do you know they all drive those trucks and get creepy around their kid's friends...

@easydoesit83

13 күн бұрын

Your wife must be a real winner

The entire truck is a joke from a design standpoint, but one of the most egregious design failures is that the lightbar at the front isn't the headlights. Those are tucked up in the small gap above the bumper... the bar that lights up is just there for... looks I guess?

@hempelcx

10 күн бұрын

There are regulations about what can constitute headlights and a light bar doesn't qualify. So, in order not to lose the look, they made the lightbar purely aesthetic. In terms of bad design decisions that's definitely not one of their worst offenses. Other trucks (like the F150 Lightning) have something similar.

'Okay, Mr. Musk. What should we focus on for the Cybertruck design? Form, or function?" "No."

@thepolarphantasm2319

Ай бұрын

When Dollar Store Bjork (Grimes) left dude for trans person Chelsea Manning, Elon realized he's just some dude and not dude enough where it counts... and thus consumed all of the redpills in creation ...and now we see what happens when your idea of therapy is saying "interesting" to Nahtzee crap and pretending some kid who's tracking your flights is a globe trotting assassin 😂

@phdonme1

Ай бұрын

'I don't have to answer any questions' Elon musk

@yorhaunit8s

Ай бұрын

@@thepolarphantasm2319 this, I'm surprised people don't mention it more. He was always questionable, but there is clear point where he went to the deep end of the conspiracy stuff. He literally went into the teen "I'm not like others" mode and supports any contrarian BS that benefits him. Dude can't deal with rejection.

@2ndeaster

Ай бұрын

@@thepolarphantasm2319 The most divorced man alive

@carry7871

Ай бұрын

The only thing they ever focus on is aggressive marketing towards obnoxious Redditors

Around 99 out of a 100 times anyone say "I know more about this than anyone else in the world", you're witnessing Dunning Kruger.

@blahblahsaurus2458

Ай бұрын

probably more like 9,999 out of 10,000

@kxjx

Ай бұрын

There isn't anyone around him who is interested in challenging him. They would rather just nod along and take his money.

@uncle-bin1750

Ай бұрын

​@@kxjxHe tends to fire, threaten or bully those who openly disagree...

@jocramkrispy305

Ай бұрын

101 times out of 100

@courtneyisaseagull

Ай бұрын

If anyone believes they know the most on ANY subject in the entire world, it's literally always the Dunning Kruger effect. Huge red flag.

"May I present to you the concept of... weather!" Ouch, what a burn!

I feel like the Cybertruck is actually more targeted towards the slightly more affluent middle/higher class, suburban divorced dad who’s afraid of minorities and their potential for being harbingers of the collapse of American culture and the apocalypse, who also wants to get creepy with his 17 year old daughter’s friend. So pretty much just a combination of all descriptors in the video 😂

to be fair, i think the rust will give it a more authentic cyberpunk aesthetic

@digimaks

20 күн бұрын

Should of used rivets and steam engine then!

@rollinlikebuer9059

19 күн бұрын

@@digimaks I think you got your punks confused.

@drwalmgc

19 күн бұрын

@yeezynapkins You should work in marketing, you evil genius. Seriously with ideas like this.

@pnwdrifter5680

18 күн бұрын

Copper and brass would be more authentic.

@Z4Zander

17 күн бұрын

@@pnwdrifter5680A bit soft but least they don't rust

Imagine paying 80k for something that looks like a PS1 car with a fridge texture.

@bahshas

Ай бұрын

yeah thats the point. thats the only cool car made in the last 17 years.

@jointhefist1016

Ай бұрын

@@bahshas Well... No

@spook9155

Ай бұрын

Looks like a halo CE warthog in silver

@magfal

Ай бұрын

​@@spook9155hey! The warthog doesn't look that much like a shit.

@lillywho

Ай бұрын

Dude my arse has got more polygons than this car! 🤣

Such a piece of garbage and some people still defends it. What is it that drives them i wonder? Stubborness? Cope? Persistence? Hoping that elon would personally dm them telling them "thank you for defending my trash pet project"? This is just brainwashed behaviour at this point

Elon Muck designs a "truck" that looks like, and is engineered like, a 5 year old playing with Legos

update: the Cybertruck has been recalled due to faulty accelerator pedals truly an unrivalled genius

@TheLastCrusader22

18 күн бұрын

"I know more about manufacturing than any person alive today" - Melon Usk

@destroyerofturtles5024

17 күн бұрын

They were gas pedals, not brake pedals.

@rongpirson5250

17 күн бұрын

@@destroyerofturtles5024 my mistake, fixed

@destroyerofturtles5024

17 күн бұрын

@@rongpirson5250 thank you

@thabom9791

15 күн бұрын

@@TheLastCrusader22 Sounds trumpian ...

I love how "advertised" and "promised by Musk" are 2 separate values.

@lordsnooggums1621

Ай бұрын

And neither match reality.

@celestialnubian

Ай бұрын

Bait and switch.

@llpolluxll

Ай бұрын

@@celestialnubianBait and switch and switch

@asmo1313

Ай бұрын

I have some snake oil to sell! cures everything!

@jochenkraus7016

Ай бұрын

​@lordsnooggums1621 Yes but 460 instead of 500 miles look like someone could do it somehow while 800, well, I'd say was a bit optimistic

You could probably glue/weld steel plates to a beaten up hilux and get something more bulletproof than a cybertruck.

I want to see a CyberBeast go head-to-head with a railroad locomotive at speed to see who walks away. Also would be awesome to see one driven off a boat launch ramp to see if it can float.

@DownBelowNagrind

4 сағат бұрын

imagine the damage salt water could do to that sucker

As someone who was a fabricator, welder and now I am an engineer, and my speciality is stainless steel. The fact you get stainless steel to stain and corrode is quite easy. I wish people would realise that it is quite annoying material to deal with when it comes to visuals - there is a reason we add layer of chrome on the surface. Go get a fresh sheet of 316L and slap your sweatty greasy palm on it and leave it for few hours in sunlight. The only way that palm print is coming off is with pickling or electrochemical treatment (well obviously you can use abrasives to remove it... but you also literally remove quite bit of basematerial). This manufacturing genious didn't seems to bother consulting ANYONE with even basic experience in working with stainless steel materials.

@vylbird8014

Ай бұрын

How'd they solve it on the DeLorean? All I've read is that they choose very carefully the exact type of stainless steel.

@whoopsydaisy6389

Ай бұрын

I'm hoping he makes a tiny submarine next.

@jeffmcdonald101

Ай бұрын

These things are going to patina faster than a copper drain pipe.

@erinmac4750

Ай бұрын

​@@jeffmcdonald101 I think they're skipping the patina stage, going straight for the holes in the floor where you can set your beer down when pulled over.

@arunkarthikma3121

Ай бұрын

"I know more about manufacturing than anyone else in the world" ~Elon

"A car full of teenagers just laughed at you and you're now $100,000 in debt for a meme." Savage! 😂🤣

@atomsk1972

Ай бұрын

So brutal lol

@danielfrisk925

Ай бұрын

It's practically a failing NFT

@docboy989

Ай бұрын

that's a months old meme he read there though

@BaronOGreymatter

Ай бұрын

​@@docboy989Does that make it untrue?

@ThatsPrettyFunnyMan

Ай бұрын

Promoting anything Elmo does is basically a loser's badge of honor at this point (or always has been one).

I mean at least with the iron throne the danger of getting your skin peeled off by all the swords was supposed to keep the king vigilant or something.

Not a car guy at all, but that is the usual way to carry a mountain bike in a pickup truck. They even make covers to better protect the tailgate. The cyber truck is still unbelievably stupid and-unbelievably- has even less cargo space than most modern pickups, but still.

"if you are ever in an argument with another car, you will win" Bold words, coming from a car that can be stained by coke and enough sunlight.

@sabretooth1997

Ай бұрын

Sunlight damages it. Rain damages it. For all we know, clouds, snow and moonlight probably also damage it. It might beat another car, but simple phenomena of nature sure seem to have its number.

@robertkirchner7981

Ай бұрын

More to the point is that he views vehicular collisions as a competition to see who can cause the most damage.

@courtneyisaseagull

Ай бұрын

Bold words from a car that is significantly shorter than the base model F150! You'd get run over in a cybertruck lmao

@SKy_the_Thunder

Ай бұрын

@@robertkirchner7981 Funny thing is, any simple repair for that monstrosity costs more than some cars.

@arunkarthikma3121

Ай бұрын

​​@@courtneyisaseagull Nah that's an advantage for the Tesla. It's sheer weight, due to the batteries and low center of gravity will mean that the f150 is gonna topple. Both suck, just saying. If there's anything I dislike more than the Cyber truck, it's the f150

Eventually, he'll invent the train, give him a bit more time.

@Niko_from_Kepler

Ай бұрын

He already did that in Germany. A private train only for the workers of Gigafactory. So, he even messed trains up.

@davidty2006

Ай бұрын

@@Niko_from_Keplerngl that could still have been worse.

@Niko_from_Kepler

Ай бұрын

@@davidty2006 yes, a fleet of „Cyberpods“ (or something with an equally pretentious name) on rails would’ve been a nightmare.

@valivali8104

Ай бұрын

I thought he is allergic to trains.

@mattbosley3531

Ай бұрын

And there's also the Hyperloop, a train inside a vacuum tube.

Welp, at the time of me writing, the majority of the Trucks got sent back and it has been a disaster.

Makes me recall the Simpsons episode where Homer designs a breakthrough car for his brother's car company. This goes as well as you expect however Homer's fictional efforts yield a better result than the real world thing seen here.

The worst thing about watching this video is that i now know who Adain Ross is, and will never be able to forget ..

@JellyusYT

Ай бұрын

...same...

@OsirisLord

Ай бұрын

Adin sniffing Tate's chair is everything you need to know about him.

@VonFreklstein

Ай бұрын

Isnt he the same guy who, by accident, ratted out Tate's plan to escape his house arrest, by telling about it on his channel, like a week ago?

@darksidegryphon5393

Ай бұрын

The guy who snitched on Andrew Tate.

@darksidegryphon5393

Ай бұрын

@@VonFreklsteinYes.

Musk is the most extreme example of "the emperor has no clothes" in history.

@kiuk_kiks

Ай бұрын

The emperor also has a tiny 🍤

@slowfuse

Ай бұрын

Most extreme? What are you talking about? People have been making fun of Musk since the day he was born. He's actually the most extreme example in history of 'a guy who has money and tries random stuff and people on reddit argue about him'

@secondchance6603

Ай бұрын

He's what use to be called a snake oil salesman, nothing more nothing less. And I'm still waiting for him to unlock my Twitter account that I want to delete that was locked 4 years ago but I won't hold my breath.

@mrnonsense1031

Ай бұрын

more like "the emperor has no clues"

@nobodysmith8580

Ай бұрын

He might be the most naked emperor alive on the planet.

I am a poor man, and I got my F150 cheap.. F150 is only over-priced if you don't know how to shop for one.. I pity the poor fools who are, so ignorant as to not know how to shop for one, no hubris on my part.. I will pray for you.. 🙏🙏🙏 I have never been married, and never had any kids, either! Tesla though? Look, if you can't drive in rainy weather then the vehicle isn't worth it.. Besides I have heard stories about those electric vehicles spontaneously combusting due to brine in the air! If salt water vapor makes your vehicle go BOOM, then you can just forget about it leading anywhere other than the scrap heap..

Build me a pickup truck! Sure boss, what are you thinking? One word: ANGULER

Making people pay an extra $5,000... Just for basic paint/finish protection that comes STANDARD from other manufacturers... What a joke.

@eddgrs9193

Ай бұрын

It's a Cyberjoke. In order to use Cyberjokes in a conversation, you have to pay extra $5000.

@ittadakimaho

Ай бұрын

You are not getting a basic paint/finish protection. You get a satin coating which wears off eventually and is easily susceptible to other things .. like tiny stones on a road.. just driving close to vegetation. Someone coughing in its direction .. You wouldn't think elon forgot to make this feature overpriced and useless did you? :D

@bruderbrot5268

Ай бұрын

If anything, I like the idea of using bare stainless steel. No more expensive paintjobs for a mere scratch sounds great. Apparently they screwed that idea up by using cheap steel. There are (expensive) stainless steels that sustain being submerged in seewater indefinitely without a stain.

@tedmoss

Ай бұрын

How about never having to worry about it?

@seweso

Ай бұрын

That's so they can pretend to have a base price which is low. Kinda like Apple does with their ram prices.....

you know its bad when adam recommends a normal car instead of a train as a upgrade

@colinburke8389

Ай бұрын

Or instead of a bus. Or recommends a regular TESLA!

@DicoTheRedstoner

Ай бұрын

Thanks, this made me lol 😂

Yeah, this car is for people who want to show they can buy one and the need to be different. It does make absolutely no sense.

that door reminds me of how a security door on a building sliced off the back of foot .... still have massive scar form that

Elon Musk's statement that he knows more about manufacturing than anyone else on Earth is mindblowing. like a 12 year old who reads a book on dinosaurs declaring they are now a paleontologist

@ge2719

Ай бұрын

and why is that mind blowing? pretty much every business he runs seems to involve a lot of manufacturing and he seems to be very involved with all of them. I guess you know of some examples of people in the world who know more about manufacturing than he does? Thats a rather odd piece of knowledge for you to claim you have.. you're the expert in knowing who knows about manufacturing?.... like a 11 year old who watches a youtube video and think theyre now an expert.

@drooghead

Ай бұрын

@@ge2719 Hey guys. I found the Elon simp! The cybertruck is rock solid proof that he doesn't know much about manufacturing. In fact he doesn't know much about human nature, politics, and engineering but he is an expert grifter.

@RazgrizDuTTA

Ай бұрын

@@ge2719 CEOs don't know sh*t about manufacturing. And that's fine because it's not their job. It's the job of their engineers and they should listen to them about it. But we live in a world where CEOs think they know everything and people worship them as cult leaders. And no I didn't just watch a YT video, I am an actual engineer.

@theultimatereductionist7592

Ай бұрын

If any metal shop teacher at any trade or technical school in the world publicly said they know more about manufacturing than anyone else on Earth, they would be INFINITELY more justified than Musk. Even though then that would be wrong of them to say. Would you defend THEM saying that? I would. @@ge2719

@berend213

Ай бұрын

@@ge2719He stated that every tolerance on every tesla car should be less than 10 microns "because coca cola can do it". That should tell you enough about his manufacturing knowledge.

Today Tesla recalled every cybertruck ever sold because the accelerator pedals are faulty and can get stuck down. 🤦‍♂️

@lucasmarsula7924

24 күн бұрын

And the fix they apply apparently is to stick a screw through the pedal which is super visible and may or may not be even centered, making it look like a 10 second DIY fix

@duncanmacleod7287

24 күн бұрын

If you look it up you can see this is not exclusive to the cybertruck, EVs in China suffer from similar issues.

@agoogleuser1188

24 күн бұрын

@@duncanmacleod7287mass production ev from very popular companie that was hyped as hell of a low production china ev isn’t really good company

@edzamper5803

23 күн бұрын

You cannot even call them "gas" pedals anymore

@phedem9529

23 күн бұрын

All cars get recalled. What's the big deal??

It’s like that old 50s tv program, “Rusty and Rin Tin tin”.

I don't know whats worse, the truck or the guy narrating the video

One of biggest challenges for EVs is their mass. Elon: Let make it out of steel to be even more heavy and let make it sharp so when they hit something that they do more damage.

@antony1397

Ай бұрын

Can you fucking IMAGINE crashing into a body of water in one? Your just fucked, it's hard enough to get out of a sinking car but opening those doors even when the pressure equalizes sounds like HELL underwater.

@mochi_owo

Ай бұрын

funniest thing about its weight is that a regular driving licence in the eu allows you to drive a car with a maximum total weight of 3.5 metric tonnes while tesla claims the cybertruck can hold up to 8 tonnes, which means you have get an additional license for trucks just to drive it

@janfgfdx5165

Ай бұрын

​@@mochi_owothank god bullshit like cybertruck are illegal to drive in Europe

@OscarOSullivan

Ай бұрын

To be fair companies like Caterham will probably solve that problem

@valivali8104

Ай бұрын

Musky claimed that it can float... were those devices taken off?

I cant belive 2 million people were stupid enough to pre order the cybertruck

@awesometwitchy

Ай бұрын

I'd wager it's more like 1 million were stupid enough, and the other million assumed they'd be able to re-sell it to that previous 1 million as a robo-taxi business with infinite profitability (and thus a huge mark-up).

@worldofgreenhell

Ай бұрын

I can

@mandranmagelan9430

Ай бұрын

well ... :'-D

@euansmith3699

Ай бұрын

Assuming that those figures aren't just made up to try to promote FOMO.

@TheDpDrifter

Ай бұрын

I'm wondering how many are bot preorders that never really existed. If you're going to bolster your stock why not generate a bunch of fake preorders.

every self respected doomsday prepper drives old toyota pickup truck

"I know more about manufacturing than anyone currently alive on earth" - Stockton Rush

@TheGallantDrake

4 күн бұрын

oof

You forgot to mention that its sharp edges mean it's not allowed on European roads, where its massive weight would require a truck licence to drive it.

@Zeroksas

Ай бұрын

Who cares about Europe market? It's pickup truck - meaning low demand there. ~18% of all cars sold in N. America are pickup trucks while in Europe less than 1%. It wouldn't be profitable enough anyway.

@rynobehnke8289

Ай бұрын

@@Zeroksas I guess the care would be that "most countries that actually want to insure that only save vehicles can drive on the roads would never let this one pass" is a good reason for someone to look skeptical at the design when its apparently so unsafe.

@TalesOfWar

Ай бұрын

@@Zeroksas The only reason pick up trucks are sold so much in the USA is because the "light truck" tax is so low. Manfacturers pay less duty on them then charge customers more. It's a loophole that lets car makers sell you obnoxiously over sized vehicles (they're also exempt from some of the stricter emission requirements) that cost them like 5-10% more to manufacture than a regular sized vehicle, then charge you 70+% more, while having a vehicle that's actually pretty shit as an actual pick up truck and doesn't fit in most parking bays. The beds in modern trucks are smaller than their older models while the cab is bigger. Even on these gargantuan SUV's the internal space is actually pretty crap for something so large. They're mostly just higher up with chunky ass panels and pillars. Also... human biology and phyiscs are identical in Europe and North America.

@bigsyrup8567

Ай бұрын

Euros aren’t people.

@CRneu

Ай бұрын

@@Zeroksas To be clear, if you take it by year, light truck sales accounted for nearly 80% of US light vehicles sales in 2023. Or a different way of showing how crazy the US is about trucks, in 2022 there were 170.2 million private and commercial truck registrations in the US vs 98.5 million vehicle registrations for cars.

It looks like a 7 year old drew a DeLorean from memory.

@thepolarphantasm2319

Ай бұрын

John DeLorean would weep at this thing's existence... and he was John DeLorean ffs Elon has out Homer-car'ed the DeLorean guy

@benh3518

Ай бұрын

@@thepolarphantasm2319 There's some kind of poetic irony that a car from the 80s has become timeless (literally in the hands of a certain Doc Brown) while the truck of the future looks like something the Jetsons would call prehistoric.

@thepolarphantasm2319

Ай бұрын

@@benh3518 Hasbro produced ab Autobot (Transformers) version of the DeLorean from BttF complete with the lightning hook thing as a weapon, faux 1980s TF box art and all... his name is Gigawatt. :) Just sayin', the Cybertruck ain't never getting that much love.

@nmappraiser9926

Ай бұрын

Yes, this was the truck of the future, in 1986.

@rtmpgt

Ай бұрын

It has the same build quality as a DeLorean too. If you’ve ever looked at those things up close you’ll find they’re built just as bad as the Cybertruck is. Stainless steel is just a horrible material to build cars with

I'm pretty sure the entire goal of Tesla was to spell out S-E-X-Y with car names. I don't think Musk has any incentive to make another model.

He did find the ultimate manufacturing process: combining the Germans VW upfront payment scheme and Chinese quality 😂

At this point, I think Adam Something knows more about Elon Musk's failures than anyone currently alive on Earth.

@doraspoljar697

Ай бұрын

Thunderf00t might disagree. But adam is close

@Ahdok1

Ай бұрын

Maybe Grimes.

@Confucius_Says...

Ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@JPduclerc

Ай бұрын

​@@doraspoljar697Don't forget common sense skeptic

@radwanshakfah6938

Ай бұрын

​@@doraspoljar697 yah but thunderf00t repeats the same point and clip like 20 times and makes me want to stare at a wall instead

would truly be a shame if someone poured white vinegar on your cybertruck overnight

@jeffmcdonald101

Ай бұрын

...or birds poo all over it and heaven forbid you were out of town for a few days. "What happened to you truck man?" "Oh don't worry it's just now permanently covered in $hit stains" ...."No biggie for a player" ehee

@robertkirchner7981

Ай бұрын

(searches my kitchen for empty spray bottles)

@southernflatland

Ай бұрын

Let's get some dry unfilled markers and fill them with vinegar 👍

@VadersFirst

Ай бұрын

I'm sure anyone with a car would be pissed

@dmrr7739

Ай бұрын

@@jeffmcdonald101…but it comes off with a light sanding!

Watch the sales grinding to a halt when the first used CTrucks appear on the market.

Compare a 1959 chevy belair, Cadillac Eldorado or even a VW bug to this fridge... which one has a better design, harder to make?

You can't even park this truck outside since a dog pissing on it can probably kill it

@FreedomTalkMedia

Ай бұрын

Well don't park it inside either because if it catches on fire, that giant lithium ion battery will burn down any building that it is in.

@shreeramparija7731

Ай бұрын

@@FreedomTalkMedia do those issues still exist? I thought they are more on the rate side these days. If they are still exploding, then ev technology is still far from maturity

@hsko8007

Ай бұрын

@@shreeramparija7731 they don't and pretty much never were. Like your laptop probably won't explode while you're using it, so won't an EV. EVs are not great, but them "catching on fire" is just a dumb shit people say for the sake of hating on them. It's just that every time one does, the press quickly picks it up and makes national news out of it, while regular cars just go unnoticed. If you just think about it: what's more likely to catch fire - a car that has a full storage of highly flammable liquid in it, transports said liquid through the whole car and then lights it on fire to produce energy or one that just has a battery pack? Their biggest problem is them not being sustainable enough to replace billions of cars we have on the globe. But "burning" - certainly not a problem.

@shreeramparija7731

Ай бұрын

@@hsko8007 makes sense. Then I guess the only problem that needs to be solved is efficiency. But are EVs really the solution towards sustainability? Since most of the electricity is generated from thermal plants which burn coal.

@finrothsmith7995

Ай бұрын

@@hsko8007 Weeelll no. The batteries do and have caught fire. And they dont go out once started. The same goes for phones, laptops ect. Now to be fair, these devices are not bursting into flames everywhere. But they do go up, and Teslas do just sometimes burst into flames. Oh and they do have a high chance of fire in a bad accident, like the one the guy driving using driver assist, burned si bad the black box was lost. And when they catch, like any lithium battery, they dont go out. Plenty of videos in a quick google search. A tesla battery energy storage site here in Oz, caught fire, spewed dangerous smoke and burned for days. Wasnt even that big of a fire. Should you figure that into where you park it, no. Should you figure that in when thinking of purchasing of a dangerous, low safety rated vehicle, maybe??

"if you are ever in an argument with another car, you will win".... A Cybertruck crashed into a 2009 Toyota Corolla and the only one injured was the Cybertruck driver.

@artirony410

Ай бұрын

what 0 crumple zones do to a mf

@GabrielPettier

Ай бұрын

Yeah, making a frame so rigid goes against everything we know about care crash safety. I guess he was just a bit off, your car will win, but you’ll die.

@Sammy9262

Ай бұрын

@@artirony410 There is a crumple zone, something has to give. It's just not the car thar crumples. Only the softest part. So, you better get that stainless steel body for yourself! Just 50000$ and 25 years of wait!

@daltonbedore8396

Ай бұрын

while that is funny, this quote gives a real insight into musks psychology. hes sees everything as a win/lose proposition and the people he is marketing this truck to do as well

@TruthFiction

Ай бұрын

Isn't that the one where the truck got a flat tire, and otherwise was fine but needed to be towed because it doesn't have as spare?

Bad news, i saw some old guy drive a tesla truck when i was driving back from school, i felt bad for the guy's wife, until i realized there is no way in hell someone would ever marry a financial idiot

The design looks like how a 4 year old would draw a car

Rule 1.If your cyber truck comes into contact with any liquid immediately wash it otherwise it will disolve. Rule 2. Do not ever wash your cyber truck or it will immediately melt.

@stephenshowell

Ай бұрын

And whatever you do don’t charge it after midnight

@shamdonnosnikta9570

Ай бұрын

​@@stephenshowell why I might get a better vehicle afterwards.

@absurt11

Ай бұрын

Rule 3. Breaking any of the other two rules will void the warranty

@nercksrule

Ай бұрын

The most hilarious part is that the $5000 clear coat from Tesla can be applied by the end user for the low cost of two cans of clear Rust-Oleum.

@Tate525

Ай бұрын

​@@nercksrule Exactly

The bicycle not fitting in that 3 ton pickup truck is even funnier for me because I can fit my regular sized bicycle in my 3 door ford Fiesta. Fold down the back seats and it fits

@odisy64

Ай бұрын

the cybertruck can carry 3 bikes in the rear without having to fold down its backseats, its a 5 seater truck, not a hatchback.

@_BangDroid_

Ай бұрын

@@odisy64 No it can't. Are you going to tell us it's amphibious next?

@andrewb4584

Ай бұрын

​@@odisy64It's trash. Forty year old pick ups are more capable and... Will work for forty years. Because they already have. It's no different than their garbage cars. And I owned a P90D/S. I traded it as quickly as I could back to an E-Class. It was a bad car. In every way.... This is a bad truck. PS: I can leave my sixty and seventy year old cars out in the rain, too. I don't. But I could. Same color when it dries off.

@odisy64

Ай бұрын

@@_BangDroid_ it has a 6ft bed, it definitely can, the cybertruck is rated to wade through 3ft of water, take that how you will.

@odisy64

Ай бұрын

@@andrewb4584 nope, tucks dont come with 800hp stock, not even semi trucks but i use a lot of trucks for my families construction job, my brother is always buying new trucks and they do tend to have mechanical issues that require shop work. he has a 2022 model S LR, he has zero issues with it. as someone who takes Auto Paint seriously, please dont leave your cars out in the rain, no truck will outlast rusting, its a cancer of the car but the cybertruck will last much longer. just actually try finding a picture of a rusted cybertruck. if you have ever looked at white pain on an old car you may notice tiny rust spots on top of the clearcoat from brake dust contaminates.

cyber truck looks like a minecraft mod car

I actually saw a cyber truck out in the wild. In New England During a drizzly day It was like finding a cryptid

"Cybertruck" is actually the perfect name for this monstrosity because it looks like a truck in Cyberpunk 2077 that didn't render correctly, so it's just a polygon.

@peger

Ай бұрын

XD LMAO. good one

@nmappraiser9926

Ай бұрын

16 BIT TRUCK IS HERE

@HanSolo__

Ай бұрын

Two years after the release of CP 2077 there was no other game on the market remotely close in its level of the graphics design. Minus 2 years (or more?) when they already know how to make it work. Even today, you can argue no other game has such visuals as this one.

@MatthewStevensOrMattDave

Ай бұрын

There's a mission in 2077 where V finds their old beat up junker in a scrapyard being repaired by someone trying to leave Night City. You have the option of taking the car back by force, or paying for it and helping someone get out of the hellhole that killed your best friend and condemned you to death. The car is one of the worst vehicles in the game. It always sounds like it's on the verge of dying and handles like there's vaseline on the steering wheel. It is somehow still a better car than the Cybertruck.

@kylegonewild

Ай бұрын

@@HanSolo__ The most beautiful "graphics design" in the world means nothing when the texture doesn't load. It's just a joke. Cyberpunk's graphical fidelity is great, but that tends not to be what people actually remember the most in the end with games.

Musk used a 304 grade stainless steel, DeLorean used 304 in early prototype, but found out it had corrosion problems, and switched to 316, and that caused a whole new set of problems with stamping the harder material, cracking panels, and tears while forming. He is making mistakes that were already made and solved in the late 1970's.

@citoante

Ай бұрын

His vision of future is from 70-80s movies.

@MyRegardsToTheDodo

Ай бұрын

So, the Tesla is basically the Kamikoto knive of the car world.

@__shifty

Ай бұрын

what is cathodic protection?

@tunneloflight

Ай бұрын

And realistically it needed to be a high molybdenum alloy beyond 317 ELC.

@assassindelasaucisse.4039

Ай бұрын

@@__shifty Secularism.

Elon - It's Stain-less stell, not Stain-proof steel

Dunking on Musk aside, 4:36 was the most interesting part for me: I recently repaired and painted damage to my car, using primer, paint and clearcoat. I knew that the three layers were important for preventing damage to the metal underneath, but I didn't know how specifically each layer protected the car (primer protecting against UV radiation was surprising). Thanks for the knowledge!

I feel bad for the engineers who worked on this and was probably like ".....man wtf is this"

@BoopSnoot

Ай бұрын

Its hilarious to me watching the left's hysterics about Musk. He was their Jesus, their chosen one, and now they feel so betrayed when he championed things like free-speech and now they are full of venom and vitriol and pretend they hate the Tesla while they've fawned over so many pathetic EVs in the past because it was "saving the planet", lol! Hell hath no fury.... (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

@mj.l

Ай бұрын

that's what they get for working for Apartheid Clyde. i mean, we're probably not talking about people desperate for any employment they can find.

@uzytkownik15

Ай бұрын

This is what you say all the time as an engineer in automotive industry, but in typical case you can tell the customer/sales department their idea is bull and fix it. If you don’t work at one man hegemony…

@gunterrr2302

Ай бұрын

Musk has loads of people working for him who actually know something about car development and manufacturing, and usually they can talk him out of his stupid ideas. In the case of the cybertruck, they failed.

@1stRanger

Ай бұрын

Well, they are pretty well paid, so maybe don't.

My absolute favorite Cybertruck clown fact: At 3,5 tons, this car, if ever being introduced to the EU and Switzerland would be classified as a commercial truck. So you would need a truck license to legally drive it… so your „market“ is: Commercial Truck Drivers that are willing and able to spend 100k on an extremely flawed pickup truck… Good luck Elon!

@CG-eh6oe

Ай бұрын

Ironicially, it'd be even worse if it was lighter. That frontline would never be allowed on a regular car, only on special vehicles like trains and commercial trucks. Not that it matters anyways, because it seems to violate like 293 other security regulations, but beeing a commercial truck at least lets it get away with those murder edges.

@TEENYcharma

Ай бұрын

So then what’s the weight limit in the eu? Like, genuinely asking… my 07 tundra is just nearly 3 tons but I’m pretty sure I see them everywhere too

@kugelfischdhi3138

Ай бұрын

That plus "willing to get an EV that also isn't a truck". They either get a Diesel or just a proper truck. There's a reason why the Otto motor pickup trend has barely permiated the European market.

@CG-eh6oe

Ай бұрын

@@TEENYcharma3500kg is the limit for a normal car in most places.

@floijd

Ай бұрын

@@CG-eh6oe... total weight, that is. So the truck cannot be heavier than approx 3 tons, as you still have to factor in the weight of one American driver.

You can get a humvee with bullet proof doors for like 4 grand here in the USA, and you dont have to clean it constantly

People used to make fun of Ford Raptor owners as 'posers.' Except that the Raptor is a legit offroad beast. This Cybertruck cant do anything well, except drain your wallet.

"I am better than you because I can afford something stupid" is the only purpose of the vehicle

@mrmariusi

Ай бұрын

And it's valid for ALL cars > 100k. None of them are "practical".

@jacevicki

Ай бұрын

@@mrmariusiThere are plenty of functional vanity luxury trucks. You *can* use your $100k+ F-150 in construction/farming/whatever. You won't because if you spent that much on the damn thing you probably don't want to get it scratched. But it still works as a work truck if you were inclined.

@hamm3rextreme546

Ай бұрын

@@mrmariusiTractors:

@KasumiRINA

Ай бұрын

@@mrmariusi nah, for so much money you can get cars that can race fast on a track, or luxury comfy sedans and limos, both different functions (not practical as family picnic car but as a purchase you have fun with when you have expendable money), but this... it's neither.

@NightRunner417

Ай бұрын

It's the perfect vehicle for grown ass men that spend thousands on Legos. Musk even should have added post-bumps on it for stupid addons.

Me getting out of my Cybertruck: "Talk about cutting edge technology!" My Wife on the phone with 911: "Honey, shut up and keep pressure on where your finger used to be!"

@GELTONZ

24 күн бұрын

Underrated comment.

@WelshTommyTrolls2

24 күн бұрын

badum tsssss

@parthvashisht528

21 күн бұрын

It would be a surprise to have a wife after you buy that monstrosity.

@Astrothunder_

21 күн бұрын

⁠@@parthvashisht528To be honest I’ve only seen wealthy influencers and celebrity personalities flaunting these “vehicles”. The sorta crowd whose wives would probably love yet another toy to flex on instagram with.

@bioticjedi3864

20 күн бұрын

Inaccurate, no cyber truck owner is married xD they're divorced at best xD

Papercuts are temporary. Tesla cuts are permanent.

"If you don't know who Adin Ross is, good for you." 😂

@desdenova1

2 күн бұрын

Everything I've learned about Adin Ross has been non-consensual.

"This will surely attract the daughter's 17 year old friend" was such a roast you could have stopped there.

@supremelordoftheuniverse5449

Ай бұрын

How if it actually works

@simeondrage

Ай бұрын

Hahaha

@fariesz6786

Ай бұрын

why would he stop at one roast when the Cybertruck is made out of so many griddle plates?

@KasumiRINA

Ай бұрын

@@supremelordoftheuniverse5449 overpriced techbro gadgets is the nerd version of roided muscles in a gym: you think it attracts jailbait but only ones falling for that are other bros.

@jailbird1133

Ай бұрын

She's probably actually 15.....

Tesla Cybertruck is LITERALLY the Swiss army knife of cars: it has built in finger guillotine, vegetable peeler, vibrator, and more!

@spirz4557

Ай бұрын

Except the Swiss Knife actually works. Tesla wouldn't even be able to create a working Swiss Knife.

@ndh06

Ай бұрын

New feature coming soon, fire starter.

@DiamondKingStudios

Ай бұрын

@@ndh06”Coming soon”? It’s already here! Give ‘em a week and we’ll be utterly inundated with stories of Cybertruck battery fires like the rest of the blasted Tesla lineup.

@cubicbanban

Ай бұрын

Swiss army knife, but costing 60000$ and taking too much space

@DiamondKingStudios

Ай бұрын

@@cubicbanban “These components weren’t covered in any of the requirements for my Automotive Maintenance merit badge.”

I like how this steel coffin is vulnerable to rain, sunlight, rugged terrain, the oils secreted from your palms, and mean words, but it will surely slice another car in half when the acceleration pedal which was affixed with glitter glue slides off and wedges itself, making the car plow through traffic, annihilating a family of four. Really, it’s durable and reliable where it matters, in inflicting harm to everyone outside the vehicle.

The Subaru Sanbar actually has a significantly larger bed than the Cybertruck 😂 Most Kei trucks do

I love how the cyberpunk dystopia was originally supposed to be a parody and a warning to society about what could happen and what shouldn't happen...and then dudes like Elon are like "oooh yea that looks awesome! lets do that" - NO ELON that was supposed to be the BAD THING we are trying to avoid.

@Sofus.

Ай бұрын

ELON just didn't understand who were the good guys and who were the bad guys🤷

@Redrally

Ай бұрын

Also wasn't the whole idea behind the Cyberpunk genre that "heroes" are typically trying to destroy the society around them? Not always of course, but those were the original ideals.

@Mrnotpib

Ай бұрын

“We at Massive Tech Company have created the Torture Nexus from the beloved novel ‘Do Not Create the Torture Nexus’”.

@Sabeximus

Ай бұрын

As a huge fan of dystopian scifi, this is what irritates me the most! The corporate Hollywood and entertainment business have turned cyberpunk into something cool, something to aspire for, something to head towards, when in truth that is precisely the total opposite of what dystopian scifi's original intent was; cyberpunk was supposed to be a critique of the capitalistic society, but I guess we should have known that the capitalists were able to turn even that to their own advantage. Sigh. The bootlickers are so gullible.

@zenbear9952

Ай бұрын

@@Redrally Yes. Cyberpunk society is dystopian and tyrannical and the heroes of the genre are literally terrorists seeking to overthrow that society for the most part

As an former engineer, the design is very obviously dangerous to pedestrians, other drivers and passengers. The stainless steel is neither high-tech, nor practical in any way whatsoever. It's a very common material and stupid idea for a car. It's a sci-fi cosplay version of a vehicle.

@korok2619

Ай бұрын

that's it, i found what it feels like, freaking cosplay this car is the Japan expo version of a 90s mid-quality scifi movie car, and someone added a motor and two ipads

@nubreed13

Ай бұрын

It's unreal to me that they made this thing at all. He probably fired every engineer or metallurgist that told him it wasn't a good idea to make it solid stainless.

@AenesidemusOZ

Ай бұрын

"A sci-fi cosplay version of a vehicle." Perfect 👏👏👏

@samuellourenco1050

Ай бұрын

I don't have anything against stainless steel. If the proper stainless steel is used (I mean, austenitic), there is no corrosion. Much better than paint in many regards.

@DaveCM

Ай бұрын

​@@samuellourenco1050 DeLorean did it.

I recall hearing that a cybertruck set ablaze on its own and locking the passanger in, turning itself into a "hi-tech" overpriced nightmare cremation chamber