The fact that i watched a 40 minute video on a vehicle i have no interest in whatsoever and throughly enjoyed it is a testament to the greatness of this channel 😂

@spammerscammer

3 ай бұрын

Everyone has interest in it. You just can't afford one.

@thomasdowling6440

3 ай бұрын

I couldn’t care less about this car. I came for James and Thomas

@alexandermendez9013

3 ай бұрын

@@spammerscammerI’m interested in what they had to say. I would never want one

@chrrxsxo

3 ай бұрын

THAT PART 😂

@CertifiedSwerver

2 ай бұрын

@@thomasdowling6440keep telling yourself that you know you wanna see one IRL

I don’t understand how Pop Up Headlight’s were discontinued due to pedestrian safety of the lights being “sharp”, but then allows Tesla to make a damn Knife on wheels in the name of cutting edge technology (pun intended) that can slice a small hand.

@thalessousa8588

3 ай бұрын

I'd take the pop up headlights back any day of the week over this tin can

@tumsfestival8027

3 ай бұрын

Because Elon is a troll, and I’m sure the designers looked at the rule book, followed it to the T, to prove some misguided point about regulation, disregarding the spirit of the regulations

@manicmaniac69

3 ай бұрын

It’s because other cars are sold in global markets where they actually have pedestrian safety laws. North America has none and has always just relied on foreign markets to regulate our cars for us.

@zdwade

3 ай бұрын

As of now 41 idiots like this comment. The us has no rules regarding pop up headlights for pedestrian safety. That is a European rule of course. Elon already said the cybertruck wont be sold outside of US. He built a car the way he wanted. F the world. Come to America if you want one.

@garrymullins

3 ай бұрын

Are you sure they were banned strictly due to pedestrian safety? Pop-up headlights make a lot less sense in the era of daytime running lights. Maintenance costs of pop-up headlights were already a concern, but when you need them to pop-up literally every time the car is driven, that increases wear and tear significantly.

3:40 if magnets stick to it, that means it's a low grade of stainless steel and won't last under harsh conditions

@yapod9061

Ай бұрын

It's literaly untreated steel and there is already case of rusting on cybertrucks after only a few weeks.

@timothybayliss6680

Ай бұрын

Stainless will be magnetic at some point of heat treat. The cyber truck has a 301 body that can be magnetic. Even just the kicking of the door panels is probably enough to cold work the metal.

@info0

Ай бұрын

@@yapod9061 one guy reported that his CT started rusting after 11 days. For 80.000$ car that's abysmal.

@yapod9061

Ай бұрын

@@info0 What a pos of a car. Of all the cars 80k dollars can get that probably one of the worst you can choose.

@79Glitch

Ай бұрын

@@yapod9061I mean … that has all been disproven for anyone who bothers to look into it for a second. But I guess tik tok’ers are going to Tik tok? And I’m sure the guy who’s created Starlink, Neuralink, SpaceX, Open AI/ChatGPT, the Boring Company, PayPal, etc. … whose team of engineers figured out how to land a spaceship back on Earth after flying through space … I’m sure you know better than those guys? They REALLY messed up when they didn’t consult with you first. You’re clearly a legend of our time!

"It's built for every other planet but this one." 😂😂😂

@user-oe1mb9hu9i

Ай бұрын

Dunno what planet they live on but I was expecting something awesome when they mentioned the "Tunnel View" ...... I have views like that all around where I live. Waterfalls and all ! So; yes, very nice but jaw dropping ..... hmmm If you live in a cement city perhaps.

@ryanshope34

Ай бұрын

@@user-oe1mb9hu9i Where do you live?

@andyjunior

6 күн бұрын

I thought that was very witty.

@AlexDreemurr

4 күн бұрын

@@user-oe1mb9hu9i nah that's absolutely a stunning, unique view. And I live in one of the more unique areas of the world, the Driftless region in the Midwest. I think you're just lucky to live in such a place.

@unconventionalideas5683

11 сағат бұрын

@@user-oe1mb9hu9i These places don't always translate onto camera.

The fact the only rear view becomes unusable in poor driving conditions is nuts. This car cost almost as much as my house and you can’t even reliably see behind you in it. If I was to ever spend 100k on a vehicle Id want it to do everything a regular car can do and more. Not a bunch of fancy things at the expense of basic essential functions like being able to see what’s going on around you

@alkoma4586

Ай бұрын

Your house is a hundred grand?

@mud4309

Ай бұрын

@@alkoma4586 thats a normal price for a house. lower end, yeah, but also like, a regular house price for 70%(+) of the country

@heartycoffee4754

Ай бұрын

@@mud4309 that 70% happens to be places where people don’t wanna live lol

@adidab14

Ай бұрын

@@mud4309 lol what? average home price in the US is a little over 400k. Median home price is a little under 400k. The average/median home price in the US hasn't been 100k since like the 80's lmao

@FakeMaker

Ай бұрын

@@adidab14 Could be that they don't live in the US. 100k dollars or euros for a house is pretty normal for some parts of Europe, for example.

Damn that fridge to fender transition was SLICK.

@its_kay_08

3 ай бұрын

There actually wasn't any Fridge 😂

@crazycjk

3 ай бұрын

​@@its_kay_08I laughed so hard when the fridge turned out to just be the car 😂

@davidfujkk8018

3 ай бұрын

Tesla needs atleast 450wh/kg battery cells to make this truck real practical,if they can manage to have 400wh/kg in pack level energy density with 100 kwh battery pack it will weigh 500 kg or 1100 lbs lighter than it is,with lighter chassis and lighter drive units with weight of 60 kg or 132 lbs each they can save 700 kg or 1540 lbs in total from this amazing truck with super low energy consumption 12kwh/100 km or 19.2 kwh/100 miles new gen e drive units you will have about 550 miles real world range,then it will be really what cybertruck needs to be,panasonic stated that they will produce silicon anode 21700 cell later 2024 with 50 percent more energy per unit.if they manage to mass produce this new 2170 cells and tesla make new generation e drive units we can expect 2026 cyber truck with new drive train and 700 kg or 1540 lbs lighter in weight and range of 550 miles on a single charge

@adrianyeager6463

3 ай бұрын

3:40 I’ll do you the favor and time stamp it

@mile_high_topher

3 ай бұрын

More of a "bait and switch." James said "fridge" which made you think fridge, but it was the fender of the Cybertruck the entire time.

imagine in a collision, the full on tension of metal panel release upon its "enemies", what a great idea for a car will mostly be driving around neighbourhoods and grocery stores.

@christiang5209

8 күн бұрын

Aint there security rules in the USA? This what you said, no deformation to take out energy, sharp edges, and on top of it pretty high.

@xkidgey

4 күн бұрын

Imagine if somebody struck your parked Cybertruck and it defended itself? Sounds like a feature to me

@TheRealFacemanguy

8 минут бұрын

this thing's decapitating children for sure.

The Cybertruck's appearance is genius in the same way as phishing e-mails' absurd narratives - both weed out anyone with common sense and ensure those who are sold won't be critical. Good review regardless!

@GordonBeckles

Ай бұрын

So true, that I wish I said it.😂 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

@NobbsAndVagene

Ай бұрын

I agree with everything but the last part.

@rinkinkel

Ай бұрын

Bright insight

@totesMagotes83

Ай бұрын

Wow, that was well said, are you a professional writer?

@s.v.berezin1562

Ай бұрын

@totesMagotes83 No, not at all! Happy to please though.

Not a car guy, but this video was genuinely so good. This bit at 20:10 had me cracking up. "Those things aren't _on_ any planet! So its built for every _other_ planet _but_ this one!"

@haakoflo

Ай бұрын

Wasn't it obvious that this was just Musk using Tesla funds (where his ownership percentage is smaller than in SpaceX) to build a Mars Rover prototype?

@zombieeightpack1381

16 күн бұрын

@@haakoflo He’s going to literally get people killed with his dumbass ideas one day

@affableman

15 күн бұрын

@@haakoflo Looks like an obvious grift to me.

@technocracy90

11 күн бұрын

​@haakoflo and what point of this thing looks like a practical Mars rover to you? It doesn't have airlocks, doesn't have enough space to hold any life-support or science instruments, and you don't need such heavy motors and high speed on a planet without single inch of paved road.

@Dalroc

14 сағат бұрын

@@haakoflo Literally what it is. They decided to do an "Earth version" for the lulz and stupid people bought it thinking it would be something super special.. @technocracy90 It's not supposed to be a practical Mars rover, it's a mock up for fun and $$$ for Tesla. People buying it without actually knowing what it is.

Imagine being in an accident with this car, this can easily slice humans into halves.

@sebastianmedina1234

Ай бұрын

@@johnnyadams5627 freak

@harrasika

Ай бұрын

@@johnnyadams5627 yes because only leftist people ever get run over by cars.

@illuminoeye_gaming

Ай бұрын

​@@johnnyadams5627"i fantasize about killing people i disagree with. i am completely normal"

@ambiarock590

Ай бұрын

These things are incredible dangerous

@unconventionalideas5683

Ай бұрын

I do hope this is purely a joke (in perhaps poor taste) and not meant with any literalism at all.@@johnnyadams5627

2:22 Love the hexagon cup holders because we all know drinks come in hexagon shaped containers...

@Dr.Strangelewd

17 күн бұрын

This car is clearly ahead of its time, so the cup holders were made with future cups in mind. And everyone knows everything is hexagonal in the future.

@ArmadaOne

17 күн бұрын

Dawid Does Tech Stuff: "... and as we all know, putting hexagons on things makes it more gamer." Gamers Nexus: "More hexagons is more better." Top Gear: "Hexagons add 10% more performance."

@bastiannass6844

14 күн бұрын

@@Dr.Strangelewd reminds me of the Cube: just a normal grey cube Sci fi Cube: It now has a line in the middle

@autoteleology

14 күн бұрын

@@ArmadaOneYou forgot the most important one... CGP Grey: "Hexagons are the bestagons!"

@imelatedrn

14 күн бұрын

Do you have any clue about what design language is, and how much people get paid to make it uniform? There are flanges inside that hold cups in place just fine

8:10 wow that screen is NOT distracting at all. And my god the fingerprints...

@lich109

13 күн бұрын

You mean it's bad to have a distraction while you're going at high speeds?

@IndigoVagrant

12 күн бұрын

It's crazy the speedometer doesn't have display. You have to look away to see how fast you are going.

@Playingwithproxies

8 күн бұрын

@@IndigoVagrantcrazy they don’t have a heads up display projected into the windshield to go with the iPad controller

@drifter402

7 күн бұрын

My eyes went straight to it every time. Granted that's not the same as actually driving it but this has always been my problem with screens in cars. They just shouldn't be in cars in general.

@debesys6306

7 күн бұрын

i really do hate these car tablets especially because you can't change things with your eyes on the road. no tactile feedback

Pointing at the garbage can when introducing it and the constant kicking has me rolling 🤣🤣

@purwantiallan5089

2 ай бұрын

The Tesla Cybertruck is like a mix of LMGT1 + Dodge Ram.

@AKtoTok

2 ай бұрын

😂 ​@@purwantiallan5089

@davidhollenshead4892

2 ай бұрын

@@purwantiallan5089 Nope, the Cybercuck is not a pickup truck that you can do work with, so really not even a truck...

@valleyofiron125

Ай бұрын

Or a mix of dumb and dumber

@Jehowy666

Ай бұрын

I mean Tesla truck is literally a trash can, nothing more, nothing less.

13:30 Thomas: “i dont know where I stand on it” James: *standing on it*

@evac311

3 ай бұрын

That was low hanging fruit. James missed that one 😅

@evan.435

3 ай бұрын

I was fully expecting James to say "well I know where I stand on it"😂

@pyrho1

3 ай бұрын

I hate that truck. I hate it so much

@almuliman

3 ай бұрын

James trying *so* hard to not deliver the obvious punch line

@Dbchee50

3 ай бұрын

Great review. Hilarious!

Well it can chop off your fingers, every join is a knife-edge, the interior sucks, it's barely holding together under tension, you need to wipe it down every time dust falls on it, AND it's hard to park. All around, not too bad! 🙃

Hey guys, just an FYI. When you touched the wheel cover and said you had brake dust on your fingers, that probably was not brake dust. The little wings on the wheel covers scrape the sidewalls with every rotation of the wheels when the tire sidewall flexes out slightly from the weight.

@chadwicknottingham

Ай бұрын

That…doesn’t make it any better. It’s still poorly designed shit.

@timingenkamp3973

Ай бұрын

@@chadwicknottingham Yes it is. The last I heard was that there is a current redesign of the wheel covers to prevent this. It should have been figured out since day 1 though.

@Zelorp

Ай бұрын

@timingenkamp3973 It probably was by the engineering team, but Musk said to go ahead with it anyway. I suspect that happened probably hundreds of times with this little pet project of his…

@adidab14

Ай бұрын

@@Zelorp i'd love to know just how many times this happened. There are so many oddball things on this vehicle that I just can't imagine a competent and reasonable engineering team would include. It just screams Musk saying "this has to work this way" and the engineers just doing whatever they can to make it work.

@timomomomo969

27 күн бұрын

@@adidab14 Agreed. But the sycophants who run this channel praised it for "innovation". What they miss is that new isn't necessarily better, but give them enough time and Tesla will try to sell a square wheel.

This is hands down the only channel that can do a 40 min review and make us watching the entire of it . Number one channel on KZread for cars.

@austinkim40

3 ай бұрын

number one, by far

@eiros59

3 ай бұрын

Savagegeese is far better, less targeted toward Millennial Hosers

@zamfiroctavvicentziu

3 ай бұрын

@@austinkim40 facts

@zamfiroctavvicentziu

3 ай бұрын

@eiros59 I like it too but it's a bit more niche . I can understand that you prefer it.

@stanislasflipo7214

3 ай бұрын

definitely

The little Vegeta next to the over 9000 weight was gold.

@aussie2uGA

3 ай бұрын

What’s over 9000? The cybertruck is the lightest weight of all the trucks at 6600.

@Upsh1ft

3 ай бұрын

@@aussie2uGA Nobody was attacking the weight of the Cybertruck...... Over 9000 was written as the weight for the Hummer EV. This was displayed during the video...

@TheNenniux

3 ай бұрын

That took me lol

@troyr3478

3 ай бұрын

​@@aussie2uGAwatch the video first mate

@ryanross5687

3 ай бұрын

The comment I was looking for 😂 The real ones will know

When you own a cybertruck, you will be constantly worried that one day you see someone else in the same car. That would make you feel like you paid a fortune just to tell a joke that everybody heard before.

@asdf84421

Ай бұрын

Underrated comment right here

@shaymorcormick8743

26 күн бұрын

I think you'll be constantly worried about needing to buy a tow truck to lug your cybertruck around

@viafortezza9214

25 күн бұрын

​@@shaymorcormick8743😂

@imelatedrn

14 күн бұрын

How much is a fortune again?

@IndigoVagrant

12 күн бұрын

@@imelatedrn It's a lot of money to spend on an impractical vehicle. It's basically marketed to people who get cars as toys however.

26:50 “If this was built in France…The Cybertruck guillotine” 😂😂😂😂

@tom_fresco8078

Ай бұрын

If it was built in france it wouldnt be illegal to drive in france

@lich109

13 күн бұрын

I thought he'd finish that with "it would be illegal."

@flyingisland7583

10 күн бұрын

@@tom_fresco8078 I know, I’m French

The baby drawing/fridge magnet editing was just the chef’s kiss. I knew the rest was going to be spot on.

@ObliviousWillow

Ай бұрын

That was clever af

This may be the best review of the CT we’ll ever watch. No hype, no bull, just how it is, good, bad and indifferent.

@MG-xk9ko

2 ай бұрын

This was the formula Top Gear BBC had. 👍🏽

@icosthop9998

2 ай бұрын

And they kept this video interesting. Even for me, who does not care for EV anything.

@michaelc3977

2 ай бұрын

@@MG-xk9ko Top Gear WAS that, before it became a magazine full of guff in the early 2000's.

@Kabab

2 ай бұрын

Yeah I agree. Definitely overall the best review I've seen.

@hamie63_m

2 ай бұрын

I avoided all the reviews up to now. This was great no matter how much I can't stand the CT

I used to get my fingers smashed by doors constantly as a kid. It's good to see kids of the brighter generations will only make that mistake once.

@neliaferreira9983

5 күн бұрын

😂

@strangeeric9760

3 күн бұрын

"Introducing Tesla Cybertruck(tm) stainless chain mail gloves, $5000.00 a pair" - Elon, probably

@moozillamoo2109

Күн бұрын

Fingers (and thumbs) are overrated.

@applecatnyango

Күн бұрын

That'd be another $3K for Tesla-made spare fingers

26:09 my brain is struggling to comprehend this. How the hell does stuff this unnecessarily dangerous make it past safety regulations? Just crazy.

@shaymorcormick8743

26 күн бұрын

I mean in Europe it doesn't

@Ehal256

25 күн бұрын

Because trucks sold in NA get to bypass all kinds of safety regulations is my guess.

@paulatredies

19 күн бұрын

Where we're going, we don't need regulations!

@MR_THINQ

17 күн бұрын

Musk is stinking rich and money talks (if you know what I mean)

@SixOneNiner23

15 күн бұрын

@@MR_THINQhe’s a sociopath with a god complex and they’re letting wreck the world

The intro with the grocery cart collision has to be top 3 video starts for you guys. Well done!

@Teslaverse

3 ай бұрын

carwow did it first ;)

@behemoththekitty

3 ай бұрын

The beauty of Yosemite was soo needed here.

@sharathnd

3 ай бұрын

The opening scene is garbage literally. 😅 Subtle hint at what they think.

@Kuhladestkyicky

3 ай бұрын

Second take: grocery cart while doing a ballistic test aka shooting at it

@mikearend997

3 ай бұрын

Reminds me of the old Saturn ads in the '90's where they would smash a shopping cart into the plastic door. I went to a Saturn dealer and they did just that in front of me, after first walking on and running over a door skin laying on the ground with the shopping cart. The salesman then pushed the cart with all his might from about two feet away from a car in the showroom. The door and paint were unscathed. Awesome.

carrot usage showing how unsafe the edges are, blindspots, etc are fantastic to show. thank you.

@theknifedude1881

2 ай бұрын

I’m not familiar with “carrot usage” but not happy with the report on road noise and lack of visibility. I’m about 270,000+ in the queue. Optimistic time of delivery is Autumn 2024.

@theknifedude1881

2 ай бұрын

Should have watched a bit more of the video before I commented!

@pixelwash9707

2 ай бұрын

The carrots were a gimmick. Every door on any car will potentially lop off your fingers if you put them in the edge near the hinge. Try it on one of their highly finished British German Rolls Royce trunks.

@dtz1000

2 ай бұрын

Also one of the ugliest cars I've ever seen. It's a contrast from the series x, which I thought was one of the best looking cars. This car will not be a success.

@Parker-time

2 ай бұрын

@@theknifedude1881 Carrots have the same density as the bones on your finger. The carrot test, tests if the electric motors have a resistance detection meter included. Otherwise, goodbye fingers.

Thank you for letting me know that I am wasting my time being envious if I see one on the road. The correct emotion should be sympathetic

@oldhickory4686

4 күн бұрын

That huge "super charging station" fiasco, where some of them don't work, shows once again, another example of how ridiculous this EV scam is.

@nikidelvalle

9 сағат бұрын

More like pity lmao

I like the juxtaposition of the truck with Yosemite. I hope we can keep maintaining the natural beauty of our planet in our pursuit of technological advancement

@BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly

10 күн бұрын

Till it starts a hyper toxic forest fire that can't be put out.

@cm1706

4 күн бұрын

We’re not maintaining the natural beauty of our planet tho…

@loewthompson9540

4 күн бұрын

As children mine the lithium for batteries and coal plants produce the electricity for the charge… yeah protecting lots

"...the safety that is Fresno" is one of the funniest things I've heard in a long while.

@wrxpilot

3 ай бұрын

Fresnikistan! I spent a year out there once.

@nickgjenkins

3 ай бұрын

@@wrxpilot I grew up an hour away. I hate that whole area, which probably isn't fair, but there it is.

@maxanderson8259

3 ай бұрын

I believe the nickname is "The Big No".

@faheemabbas3965

3 ай бұрын

Fresno got what they voted for.

@craiganderson8569

3 ай бұрын

I saw on the way back they looked like they were going to pass through Stockton. Even a bullet proof vehicle would not protect you in that dump.

„I don’t know where I stand on it“ while james is actually standing on it had me in tears😂 13:28

@cgoldrick117

3 ай бұрын

Missed opportunity for James to say, “I do, though”

@jonisykes

3 ай бұрын

Came here to say this 😂

@affectedrl5327

3 ай бұрын

thought the same haha​@@cgoldrick117

@lucasgladding

3 ай бұрын

Agreed. To be fair, I have had more years to perfect dad jokes.

Ah, the 21st Century De Lorean. The rust shimmers in the summer sunlight...

@nickfifteen

13 күн бұрын

Man you don't need to insult the DeLorean like that...

@themetalchica

13 күн бұрын

@@nickfifteen 😆 🤣

I love how hard people try to explain it doesn't look stupid, it's just unique and cool and we just don't see it yet lol.

@V-so9lj

Ай бұрын

It looks like a box.

@elbolainas4174

Ай бұрын

It's like nft bros explaining why their ugly monkeys are not ugly and it totally wasn't a waste of money

@SirNoFaps

Ай бұрын

Stop lying to yourself.

@MEGABUMSTENCH

Ай бұрын

@@SirNoFaps make us

@FauxToez

Ай бұрын

@@SirNoFaps You named yourself "SirNoFaps" - no offense, but you're in no position to tell anyone what to do lol

It's the small things for me, like constantly having to look to the right to see how fast I'm going. I really don't get this design trend where none of the indicators are directly in view in front you behind the steering wheel. I know you get used to it, but still

@hisham_hm

Ай бұрын

it is idiotic. in the meantime, Toyota designers are putting projection HUDs so you don't even have to take your eyes off the road to track your speed.

@grimwaltzman

Ай бұрын

That's probably the stupidest trend in modern vehicles. The last thing I want to do when driving is take my eyes off the road.

@ivarwind

Ай бұрын

It's still progress - the original Model T didn't even have a speedometer!

@MotanTurbat

Ай бұрын

@@ivarwind It's regress, not progress. Just because it has a fancy screen and graphics, doesn't mean it's progress.

@user-gz3qd3jn4r

Ай бұрын

@@hisham_hmlol thats nothing new nor from toyota, thats been around for like 10 years in almost every uppermarket car and slowly trickling down to the affordable brands. Wich is good cause their helpful

You guys used to be “inspired by Top Gear”. You’re now just there. This is the new “Top Gear” content we need with your own spin of course. Fantastic work guys! Thomas, James and Carsten just phenomenal show top to bottom.

@roberthoward9500

3 ай бұрын

Would be funny if Tom started developing Clarkson's mannerisms. I could easily see James playing James May in a prequel.

@Taylor___

2 ай бұрын

It really is. They are amazing.

@hoseja

2 ай бұрын

They need a third guy. Seeing this as first video and they look like twins, with yaoi undertones.

@thegreatstapley

2 ай бұрын

Just like Top Gear, they've insulted the range of a Tesla. Next stop is Elon's lawsuit.

@hoseja

2 ай бұрын

@@thegreatstapley Top Gear actually did cheat in their supposed review though.

This is what happens when you are hell bent on breaking industry rules and norms, but never stopped to ask why those were there in the first place.

@panampace

6 күн бұрын

Giving Titanic Submarine hubris

Im so happy that all of these dumpsters got recalled

7:24 Stainless steel is not ferro-magnetic, so your magnets indicate there's very little stainless in or about it...

@decb

Ай бұрын

Depends on which type of stainless steel is used. Most are magnetic, some aren't. And it isn't very good at being stainless if it stains unless cleaned with certain products within a certain timeframe in certain weather conditions.

@shawnpepin7890

Ай бұрын

That is not even close to right. there are many types of stainless steels that are magnetic

@Owanneke

Ай бұрын

@@shawnpepin7890 GOOD stainless steel is not ferromagnetic, I should have been more clear. The low grade stuff isn't worth the name, QED all the rusting these crap cars are already showing...

@shawnpepin7890

Ай бұрын

@Owanneke still no, there are very good stainless steels that are magnetic as well... not saying this steel is good , but there are many good stainless steels like 14c28n, or any decent German stainless that magnets stick to.

@ember9361

Ай бұрын

@@shawnpepin7890 you named one type, congratulations

I've been watching you guys for years and I can honestly say that this is the best car enthusiast channel on KZread. A 40 min review disguised as a road trip?! YES. From the quirky jokes and shenanigans to the real heartfelt moments to the part where I can sit and watch a 40 min KZread video without getting bored and leaving, I've never seen a channel like this. As a fellow Canadian, I hope nothing but the best for you two. Cheers!

@allengraham7407

2 ай бұрын

Great car channel. These guys do an awesome job. Unfortunately you are wrong however. Savagegeese is the best car channel.

@905drew

2 ай бұрын

@@allengraham7407 savagegeese is a great informative channel. Unfortunately they never fail to put me to sleep halfway through a video

Having a big TV screen nailed right on the dashboard and having to see it while driving is a big no go.

The intro showing the dumpster was hilarious 😆

You guys have taken the car review crown

@FariaHasnat

2 ай бұрын

👍🏻

@Battleneter

2 ай бұрын

They don't appear to be suck up Tesla fanboys, so that's always nice.

@oldrrocr

2 ай бұрын

and BTW, any trunk that automatically closes (Caddy, Lincoln) will take off a digit...

@MdFaruk-oi2gm

2 ай бұрын

Very nice

@FariaHasnat

2 ай бұрын

👍🏻

The clip of Thomas drinking out of the bottle with a hole in it needs to be part of the intro sequence 😂

@elimcfly350

3 ай бұрын

I was going "Thomas, NO!!!" I would be worried about little metal fragments in there after that lol

Is it bad that I'd prefer to own the Oscar-Meyer Weinermobile?

@matthewpenner47

7 күн бұрын

Not at all brother. I'd proudly drive one too over this hunk of junk

This is my first TH video and I loved it. You guys have great chemistry and give a vintage top-gear like vibe to this one. You have earned a habitual viewer.

Top Gear levels of production value. The comedic timing and chemistry between the two of you is amazing. The team behind the camera always over delivers! I have been long looking forward to this!

@AbhishekKumar-vx9ub

3 ай бұрын

Those hacks ain't got shit on our boys here no more

@johnnzful

3 ай бұрын

The whole script feels like Top Gear written :) looks fun, but you are loosing your identity imho.

@TheRealCatof

3 ай бұрын

Shut up about top gear, show's been gone for over a decade

@NaterTot

2 ай бұрын

@@TheRealCatof Okay? Your point is...what? I'm just not really understanding the intention of this comment. My comment was to give top praise as Top Gear, at one time, represented the pinnacle of automotive journalism on television.

@noneyabizz8337

7 күн бұрын

Ugh.. this is a fine program, but it's certainly no old school top gear

I doubt you read every comment but in case you do - this was pure magic. The balance of facts, experience, great cinematography, and entertainment is unmatched by anyone. In some way I feel it was even better than the big road trip series. Probably because it didn't have to focus on the big picture and you could have a ton of small separate jokes. I loved it.

@BlixemBlixem

3 ай бұрын

I was just thinking it was the best Cybertruck review I had watched.

My KiaEV6 got up to 260 at 90% charge. Had it for over a year. 25k miles. No issues, used it to move. Only 40k (you can get for like 25k at this point)

I like how the kick marks show up when headlights shine on it. Guess you can dent it! 🤣🤣🤣

18:50 “What is going on, I’m closer than I’ve ever been?!” I LOST IT 😂😂😂

@House....

2 ай бұрын

4 wheel steering in reverse seems like a fairly bizzare choice to have.

@teligon

2 ай бұрын

I burst into tears with the "I can't breathe!" 😂😂😂

@TroySavary

2 ай бұрын

It is going to be hell trying to back up a trailer with the hyper twitchy ratio.

@davidhollenshead4892

2 ай бұрын

@@TroySavary It can't really pull a trailer unless you are happy with the two digit range...

@TroySavary

2 ай бұрын

@@davidhollenshead4892 Tesla fans will tell you that is more than adequate because nobody tows farther than that anyway, or something like that.

"For a really large kitchen appliance, its quite impressive" sums it up

@silentterrain4391

2 ай бұрын

This killed me haha

@jeffrussell777

2 ай бұрын

yea ...when Elon puts one on the moon and it is roaming around......remember your words.....

@jeffrussell777

2 ай бұрын

and when the Military buys a huge multibillion dollar Military version of the cyber beast.....and sends it to the middle east....go eat sand!

@sanair2007

2 ай бұрын

​@@jeffrussell777 why would you ride a cybertruck on the moon? you would ideally use a specialised rover or a hilux if available.

@jeffrussell777

2 ай бұрын

@@sanair2007 because it is going to get there on a Space X Rocket and Elon Musk owns both Space X and Tesla and a cyber truck to drive on the moon would have to be modified.

The most annoying thing about the cybertruck - the owners.

"To the safety that is Fresno" is a wild statement to hear for anyone who has spent any amount of time in Fresno.

Just wait till that stainless steel finish "matures" LMAO oh and you might want to avoid rain

@aperson2294

2 ай бұрын

lol u wishing them the worst?

@EneTheGene

Ай бұрын

​@@aperson2294It doesn't seem like that to me. More like a warning.

@silverknightgundam1196

Ай бұрын

​@@aperson2294 it will rust, thats why.

@aperson2294

Ай бұрын

@@silverknightgundam1196 but will it really? :)

@silverknightgundam1196

Ай бұрын

@@aperson2294 yes, by default there is no protection and they charge to apply it, it is steel and it naturally rusts so much that there is already news about this rust

I've watched SOOO many YT videos on the Cyber Truck but no one ever mentioned the real dangers to our fingers THIS IS A WAY BETTER HONEST REVIEW FOR EVERYDAY PEOPLE GREAT VID 👍

@jamiered7102

2 ай бұрын

There's a whole bunch of videos showing the same. Before this one. That's why they even thought of it really

@Jeddin

2 ай бұрын

That’s odd that you’ve watched so many videos but never saw that since they took the idea straight from Kyle’s out of spec review of the cyber truck where he demonstrated the carrot chopping

@jamiered7102

2 ай бұрын

@@Jeddin what's so odd? I have a cyber truck reserved. It's very expensive and it's the most technologically advanced thing you can buy. You think it's odd that I'm watching videos? I think you're odd

@Jeddin

2 ай бұрын

@@jamiered7102 it’s odd becausr with your interest you somehow missed the out of spec series on the cyber truck. They were the first KZreadrs out of Tesla cooperation that got the cyber truck to review and they only did a four or five part video series totaling hours of content, describing the pros cons and the dangerous as well. Also going to detail regarding all the technical aspects. If you’re actually interested in buying it, you should check them out.

@EnriqueMaxx

2 ай бұрын

​@@jamiered7102a little defensive are we? That's not even what that guy said. He said it's weird to have watched many videos about the truck and not know about the sharpness issue because it's well known. NOT that it's weird to have watched the videos....and he was talking to OP not you 🤣

24:45 "Everyone loved it" I'm sure. I bet they loved that you had one for them to look at. You got one, so they never have to.

I sat on my phone with KZread open and it started playing this video. I couldn't be happier. These lads are awesome

11:30 "Was I ready to get pegged?" (Proceeds to dangle a long hanging object in his hands) 🤣🤣

@Airo18

3 ай бұрын

I'm still histerically laughing about this part. Just love it

@arcsphere

3 ай бұрын

haha, I was thinking "uh oh, I'm watching this at work"

@funkijote

3 ай бұрын

It is emphatically a car for people who’d love to be pegged but don’t know how to ask for it, thus this car

@mile_high_topher

3 ай бұрын

@@arcsphere Suddenly NSFW.

@laurenmcburnett3609

3 ай бұрын

Are they a couple? I’m just genuinely curious. It’s my first time watching and that’s the vibe I got.

Definition of FRUNK: the sound a Cybertruck makes when it cuts off your finger! What an awesome review!!!

I said to myself during chapter 3, this would be really funny if that's the joke and they go to chapter 4 immediately after the scene, and you guys had me laughing out loud. You've earned a new sub today

You just have to admire their honesty....Like when James says "I don't know where I stand on it", ( @ 13:32 ) where Thomas, on the other hand, knows precisely where he stands. on it...( on the roof - just behind the glass ).

Man that 40 minutes went like a...Cybertruck...Hands down the best car review content I've seen in ages, 10/10 for humor and engagement too. Love ya work gents!

@Dynoids

2 ай бұрын

Didnt even realize it eas a 40 minute video until I saw your comment

@azzamee

2 ай бұрын

Me neither!

@purwantiallan5089

2 ай бұрын

Cybertruck handled like Lotus Elise due to how nimble the car handles.

@K1Kamikaze

2 ай бұрын

@@purwantiallan5089handles more like a Humvee than a lotus Elise 😂

I actually think your carrot stunt @29:02 will result in a meaningful safety upgrade for the truck ASAP. Tesla is one huge lawsuit away from a customer losing four fingers at an airport putting their carry-on in the frunk from doing it themselves. Seriously, this should be fixed ASAP. When I was a young lad my sister slammed my finger shut in our trusty 1990 Volvo 245 rear door. The door shut completely. I remember the day vividly. If my family had a Cybertruck little Aaron would have grown up with nine fingers. I have 10 (it turned black and blue but healed in a few weeks). Nice work lads keep up the interesting content!

@mas-udal-hassan9277

2 ай бұрын

Are you a lawyer 🤔

I've driven this route so many times. It was a great time of year to take Highway 152 over Pacheco Pass and by San Luis Reservoir. Your first Supercharger stop was even right next to a pretty popular (extremely important) Electrify America charging location, which also explains the size of the Supercharger site (Tesla likes to build their biggest Supercharger stations next to existing public charging stations -- likely an attempt at marketing).

"in the time it took to order and inhale some nuggets, we were 90% done" And in the time it takes to place the order, you've filled a normal car and left.

Can we take a moment to appreciate how good the shot composition was in this video? Seeing that big stainless steel trapezoid against beautiful natural vistas just set something off in my brain that I have no words for

@malcolmjcullen

2 ай бұрын

Disgust? Nausea?

@halfsourlizard9319

2 ай бұрын

Trapezia ('trapezoids' in murican) have 4 sides, 2 of which are parallel. Someone sucks at geometry.

Just when I think you've found a rythm, you go out and completely blow me away. The production quality, cinematographic (The fridge shot especially), the pacing, the writing all of it was beyond top notch. A perfect mix of comedy and insight that truly goes unreplicated elsewhere.

@Tential1

3 ай бұрын

I remember the days when they were neck-and-neck with the straight pipes before they just really put the pedal to the floor. This was straight cinematic. I straight up forgot what I was doing and just got lost in the video

@soccer73985

3 ай бұрын

@@Tential1because every straight pipes video feels the exact same for the past five years.

@tmango78

3 ай бұрын

There was never a fridge

@joemcdonough7509

2 ай бұрын

What's cool is the chemistry you seen between Thomas and James is all real, not an act. When they went on the Smoking Tire podcast, they had the same silly antics in the studio, and were just as hilarious.

I have to say: The proper reaction when seeing one of those parked should be Nelson's Laugh meme.

"That's not littering, it's for....the bears" 🤣🤣

Wow that headlight shot. Damnit man us sedan drivers are all going blind before we see old age.

3:25 This chapter intro is beyond perfect 😂

@surfer101ist

3 ай бұрын

100% thought that was a fridge….

@paxtontinoh2297

3 ай бұрын

Don't let them guess your next move😂

@dashaway95

3 ай бұрын

I had to double check i was watching the same video

@sijoneyyan

3 ай бұрын

Ikr like watching an old kids channel

@arturoeugster7228

2 ай бұрын

It's TCEFREP

Before they were, seen a Lucid a couple nights in a row in Palm Springs just cruising Perez. Now you have become ⭐⭐⭐ Love never Fails 💖

32:00 "A Ram is made well" I snorted

While I have neither the money nor desire to replace my F-150 with this thing, I'm impressed you're getting me to watch a 40 minute video about it.

@Girruuth

2 ай бұрын

I think it's 40 minutes well spent, because they have confirmed my worst fears (and added new ones). 1. its ugly, 2. it can't do the job of a pickup, 3. it's poorly designed (poor visibility, rear cam useless at night, etc.), 4. poorly built (fit and finish, squeaks, squeals, tire noise), 5. Dangerous (lopping off digits), 6. ridiculously overpriced (see all the problems listed above). So unless all you want to do is take selfies with it and race Lamborghinis ...

@LisaAnn777

2 ай бұрын

Why not have both?!

@veganpotterthevegan

2 ай бұрын

​@@LisaAnn777 its one of the only vehicles available in the US that I trust less than a Ford. I've owned 7 due to my job requirements and just picked up a new one last week. I have zero confidence in this heap

@mo3k

2 ай бұрын

@@LisaAnn777I see what you did there...and I absolutely love it.

@RichM3000

2 ай бұрын

@@Girruuth "race Lamborghinis" ...in straight lines. :)

A huge issue I have with just about every new vehicle is the fact that everything is controlled by tablets now, so you have to look away from the road to adjust something.

@DavidJamesHenry

2 ай бұрын

I WANT BUTTONS AND SWITCHES THAT GO CLICKY CLICKY

@warreninman9801

2 ай бұрын

No, only Tossla have this idiot feature.

@seanmadson8524

Ай бұрын

​@@warreninman9801 Current cars now commonly use touchscreen interfaces. I have a 2017 vehicle with a touchscreen, so it's been standard for close to 10 years

@larryhouse3776

Ай бұрын

Biggest reason I sold my 2023 Golf R after owning it for 4 months. The thing was unusable

@deezelfairy

Ай бұрын

Because it's cheaper to produce sadly whilst being marketed as more 'premium'

i never saw a review like this in my life, very well done,you guys really love what you do, thank you

First video ever from this channel but love that these are two good friends that are passionate and having fun with what they’re doing.

A brilliant real world review. Well done! Not interested in owning a Cybertruck, but I would like to visit Yosemite National Park.

@lollertoaster

2 ай бұрын

Yosemite looked stunning in this video, USA have such natural beauty.

@Bugman541

2 ай бұрын

@@lollertoaster no argument there.

@runtodaddy

2 ай бұрын

😂

@rbhe357

Ай бұрын

This is not a real world review of something claiming to be a truck. They drove up a mountain then down a mountain. You might as well drive a hatchback.

@bluesky9093

Ай бұрын

⁠@@rbhe357If I may add a slight edit - “They drove up a mountain on paved roads, then down a mountain on paved roads.” It’s interesting scrolling through all Cyber Truck reviews posted, not many real “truck” reviews.

“This looks fun and funky”. Seriously? It makes the Pontiac Aztek look good.

i have not enjoy any other car documentary after the legend. but this, thank you throttle house for the videos you put out. its been a long time man , needed this.

It looks like a low poly PS2 game.

13:39 … I don’t know where I stand on it… WHILST JAMES WAS STANDING ON IT… the humour knows no bounds

@nathanthegreathan6464

3 ай бұрын

I was waiting for James to go, “Well you’re not, mate…I am.”

@out_of_band

3 ай бұрын

Perfect opportunity for "I know exactly where I'm standing on it.. The top."

@MrT33CEE

2 ай бұрын

but that was the whole point….

When Chevy built the Aztec, the ceo said it looked like a kitchen appliance. He didn't see this refrigerator on wheels coming.

@codyralston1372

2 ай бұрын

Uh…. Chevy didn’t build Aztec’s… that was Pontiac.

@leonardchilcoat3266

2 ай бұрын

@@codyralston1372Which is just a Chevy by another name, all under the GM brand. 🤷🏻‍♂️

@codyralston1372

2 ай бұрын

@@leonardchilcoat3266 not really. GM yes, but Chevy not really. I’ve worked on both brands before Pontiac went out of business, Chevy’s were less of a pain in the ass to work on.

@KOrnhOliO1

2 ай бұрын

I wonder if it'll have the same fait? How many Aztec's do you still see on the road? The only one I ever saw was a neighbor who had one a couple blocks away. Lol

@unconventionalideas5683

Ай бұрын

They never sold many Aztecs in the first place. They are also going on 20 years old, even the newest ones being 16 years old-ish (seeing as it is now 2024).@@KOrnhOliO1

5:00 perfectly summarises the cybertruck

Just remember, in a post apocalyptic world, there is no EV. -Mad Max

How do their videos keep getting better. This the best KZread channel and automotive show by a mile. Incredible host chemistry, hilarious bits, super informative, and insane production value. Just wow.

“I’m going to go home and kick my Miata, forgetting THAT’S NOT WHAT YOU DO.” 😂😂😂

The carrot test. I heard of the moose test. All sorts of tests. But not the carrot test. :) I see the frunk lid coming down on the carrots. You know the rubber trim around the door openings? Put something like that on the underside of the frunk lid edge. It’s better to have rubber squeeze your finger than that raw sharp steel. Also I had a Mac laptop that had a sharp edge so I used a bit of sandpaper to dull down the sharpness. And it worked! Of course, don’t overdo it and make a knife edge, just make it round to the feel. Some locations where panels meet and don’t come apart like with doors and lids, these joints could be filled with black or charcoal grey caulking. Put enough in so skin can’t reach the sharp edge. It should be barely noticeable if carefully done. And it makes the truck a bit more child proof. I also saw how much the steel shows fingerprints and scratches. People making outdoor plaster on a house make a rough design because if they made it perfectly smooth the smallest nick would be noticeable. Superficial designs could be ground into the steel not deep enough that it can’t be buffed out but deep enough to have some durability and get noticed. So this could be swirls over all the surfaces or floral designs just where fingerprints usually show up. Or it could be a whole mural over the whole truck. Or a combination of these. So the way a tattoo is unique to one person, your Cybertruck would have a look unique to it, which could be covered up with a wrap for a change of pace. This idea could be pushed more by applying colour into some of the deepest grooves to give it a more noticeable look. One look would be intentionally make it look like it experienced the apocalypse, with red and orange and yellow and blue rust colours.

"i dont know where i stand on it" > guy literally standing on it

You guys continue to prove why you're the best auto journalists on KZread. This made my day. Keep being great.

I cannot believe how much it looks like a CGI truck added in post. Like, in every shot. Even with people getting in and out.

@DawnTintari-zf7vs

2 ай бұрын

It’s soooo cool. It’s like a Tron monster truck.

@EinFelsbrocken

Ай бұрын

​@@DawnTintari-zf7vs ...is it tho? 😬

Instead of saying that there is a lot of noise in the car, why not use a dB meter to measure it? You could even use a phone app to do that (rough estimate obviously). The whining noise at top speed is probably due to the electric motor. It means that the motor has a problem. Seen how easily these cars have failed in the past, it should be checked immediately. This is true for all electric motors. It will drastically shorten its lifespan. Doesn't the cybertruck have an option to adjust the headlights? If they are already shining upwards, what happens when the truck is carrying a heavy load in the back? If it doesn't have this option, the cybertruck won't pass standard tests in Europe. This must be the first Tesla I'd be interest in driving, not purchasing or owning due to the price and high maintenance. It seems to have very cool and interesting new features like air suspension which feels amazing if done right, the 4 wheel steering reducing the turning circle, the adaptable steer by wire software (I hope Tesla will include an option to tweak the setting according to the owner's preference), etc. The basic version available in 2025 features rear wheel drive which is nice but isn't a logical choice for a non-sports car. I wouldn't recommend it to people who want to use the cybertruck as a truck. Sadly it is also lacking standard features like a protective coating, decent mirrors, a see-through part in the Donald Glover, a few buttons for basic function and a (analogue) dash with basic info. I like minimalism and don't need gimmicks but basic features should be kept. Just like the exterior, the rest of the car is a hit or a miss. If you clean the door, being able to use it as a knife seems like a plus. All of the kicking and shooting at the car seems unfair. No-one would try that with another car. Same for the test closing the frunk. Has this been tested with any other car?

Adin Ross proved it is not bullet proof

@Benri05

24 күн бұрын

Are a fellow adin stan? 🙋

"The safety net that is Fresno" 😂😂😂😂 words I'll never hear again in my life

@henrycurran1672

3 ай бұрын

Hahahaha I was thinking the same exact thing. Clearly Canadians 😂

@Stuka87

3 ай бұрын

Hey, there is bound to be some form of safety in the armpit of the central valley :P

@FlyBrooRay79

3 ай бұрын

@@Stuka87 Yeah, North of Herndon 😂

@Squidward_Tikiland

2 ай бұрын

There are nice places in California. Where the rich pay extra taxes for the cops to enforce laws

this whole movie gave me so much nostalgia to the good ol' Top Gear crew, felt like i was tuning in for another adventure/car review!

@PUNROTUTORIALSabo

2 ай бұрын

I thought the same thing. I'm glad I stumbled across this channel

@krisstopher8259

2 ай бұрын

exactly! they did a good job. i almost heard jeremy, james and hamster in some parts, lol. chris broad, a youtuber in japan had a 3 week car trip recently (he's from the UK) and it felt close to top gear as well

@victoriakyivua6929

2 ай бұрын

Exactly! Reminded top gear, was my first thought and thats why i watched all of it

@franswessels810

2 ай бұрын

It's still on TV, called the Grand Tour.

@noneyabizz8337

7 күн бұрын

I wish people would stop saying this

In a world of blob suvs that all look the same and very few cars and even less coups. We are in the dead zone of car design. I’m just thankful that someone had enough passion and balls to do something different and unique. To car companies… see how people react to different? That could be you. Will it always pay off? Probably not. But it will make the roads and the choices a lot more interesting.

Totally agree with @Juliusandrews1556. You literally couldn't gift me with one to these. But, as a long time subscriber and fan of you two 'wild and crazy guys' - this may be your most entertaining video to date. The chemistry between you two is brilliant. Sorry the cyber truck doesn't have any chemistry of its own.

I saw this video was 40 minutes and I was like - there is no way I'm watching this whole thing. 40 min later......its over already?!! 🤣 Well done guys

@flatearth7800

2 ай бұрын

found the shill bot

@SonOfRamenEgg

2 ай бұрын

@@flatearth7800 Found one more.

@derlowenkonig7971

2 ай бұрын

@@flatearth7800Had to quit after 15 min because of how boring this is.

@flatearth7800

2 ай бұрын

@@derlowenkonig7971yeah they use chatbots to fake comments

@heavyheadsrecords

2 ай бұрын

Now I'm Cryin' in a Tesla... kzread.info/dash/bejne/iqh62tB9mMq1YNI.html

These journey episodes are the best. Only 5 minutes in and I love it already.

@caP.n_Jazz

3 ай бұрын

Confirmed after a watch. The whole thing is excellent. Bravo gents 👏

Trucks and true SUVs usually have an adjustment for aiming the headlights up and down. That is in case the load in the rear causes the front end to raise. I have it on my old Outlander. It really does reposition the beam throw a fair bit. Somewhere in that menu, I think Telsa put the same thing. Much easier to find on a car with buttons that have an image of the function on the control.

I could never afford one of those but if I were insanely wealthy, I could see owning one for kicks. If I had to own an EV, it would be one of those things. At any rate, I am now a subscriber as I thourougly enjoyed this review.