"Legendary thinker Maynard James Keenan." 🤣 Blaze Boi with a Tool reference, lol, love it!

@joy3472

2 жыл бұрын

Right?! Definitely the quote of the day 🤣

@Jezus42

2 жыл бұрын

He should have left Maynards name out if it. Simon always ruining shit by referencing the thing(how long did he ruin inside jokes by always saying as much), he could leave it so if you, then you know.

@terencehubley1476

2 жыл бұрын

Smash that dislike button!

@ralphdinome2733

2 жыл бұрын

He made a Megadeth reference on the Area 51 Geographics too.

@jennamunky

2 жыл бұрын

The question is does he realize he made a Tool reference 🤣 Simon is famously lost when it comes to pop culture references

Simon's head floating around in a space suit is the best thing I've seen all week!

The idea that it's more preferable to terraform Mars than it is to save a planet that we literally evolved to live on is some next level dumb.

A famous guy Once said you don't do things because they're easy You do things because they're hard

@adamtedder1012

Жыл бұрын

And a democrat at that.

@aulusflavius9635

23 күн бұрын

@@adamtedder1012 who was further right than most repubs are today

@worldwanderer91

11 күн бұрын

Only President to kill zombies

Bro, this dude is everywhere on KZread. I keep running into all your channels apparently. Keep at it man

@scienceunbound460

2 жыл бұрын

Cheers man. I will :)

@Z4N7

Жыл бұрын

You never heard of algorithms?

@mho...

Жыл бұрын

You never heard of partypoopers?

@wiseguy8828

Жыл бұрын

You never heard of Simon? Welcome to the Simon matrix, there is a Simon version of every channel

@Max_Ohm

Жыл бұрын

@@wiseguy8828 I'm pretty sure he has a bunch of clones IRL

Everytime you started talking about the need for CO2, I just kept thinking "Good thing we're really good at making that!" lol, you didn't say it, but I was expecting those words haha

"There's no fun like colonial fun", the most British words ever uttered 🤧😩

@dynamicworlds1

Жыл бұрын

Seriously, though, how much history and sci-fi do we have telling us the same message: that even if we succeed, what we will get for our troubles is an interplanetary war as the organizations that funded the effort want a return on their massive investment and the colonists resent that their entire life is spent paying back endless interest (to people born into more affluent lives than them) on a loan they inherited from birth and never signed up for? Just because there isn't anyone living there right now doesn't mean colonialism is a good idea (especially with those absurd shipping costs). If anyone should know how doomed to failure the venture is, it should be the UK and USA.

@marksavage7701

Жыл бұрын

Or Dutch, Portuguese, Spanish, French, German or Belgium... or Roman, Greek Persian Egyptian... :)

@shutup-gc2yk

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, but the largest colonial empire in human history has been the British, so there's that.

@marksavage7701

Жыл бұрын

@@shutup-gc2yk By land mass, by world population at a given time they were amateurs.

@killman369547

Жыл бұрын

Who wants to bet the UK goes full colonialism again the moment someone completes a working FTL drive?

still not enough gravity to hold an earth-like atmosphere on mars. Seems like not possible.

“There’s no fun like colonial fun!” Simon Whistler 2022

@jjoonathan7178

Жыл бұрын

He has an English accent, he knows what he's talking about.

@arthurballs9632

Жыл бұрын

@@jjoonathan7178 What did the Romans ever do for us?

@TearDownGenesis

Жыл бұрын

Me: "Tell me you're British without saying you're British" Simon: “There’s no fun like colonial fun!”

@Wombat_Astronaut

Жыл бұрын

Never go full Britbong

@marcpeterson1092

Жыл бұрын

Of course, on Mars, there are no natives to exploit. Probably.

Just getting to Mars will be an endeavor in itself. The vessel will be spending months in open space, which means the crew will need to be shielded from solar and cosmic radiation. More shielding means more mass, which means a bigger vessel, which means even more mass, and so on. And that's just one of the many issues that need a solution if we want a crew to make the trip and return alive.

@thronewalker9079

2 жыл бұрын

Starship

@replica1052

2 жыл бұрын

multiple ships in formation shield each other

@angrymokyuu9475

2 жыл бұрын

@@thronewalker9079 Lacks any of the radiation shielding mentioned.

@nerfherder4284

2 жыл бұрын

After Musk kills his expendable one way crew we will all understand that the man feels nothing for anyone but himself.

@replica1052

2 жыл бұрын

@@nerfherder4284 earth visits be mandatory for all martian born -and they will always be the most intersting persons in the room

Your opening line had me! One of my favourite songs from one of my favourite bands.

@cecearen5129

Жыл бұрын

Me too!

@thomasdarnall8912

Жыл бұрын

I absolutely LOVED the MJK reference.

Even if you don’t even touch down on Mars, the amount of time spent in 0G to get there and back would wreak havoc on the astronauts’ bodies

@Antares2

Жыл бұрын

Very true. And we still don't have life support systems that can go, without replacing, for an entire round trip to Mars. People fantasizing about Mars need a reality check every now and then. Space exploration is interesting, but it's not going to be like a sci-fi movie.

make asparagus taste good - give your writer a raise that was a good one

Elon: I will buy twatter......Simon Whistler...I will just have all the channels on KZread and gain ownership by volume of content. Good on ya mate....Keep it up.

@maxdanielj

2 жыл бұрын

Simon is who musk dreams of being like 😏

Man.. what a way to start the video.. ♥️ Tool fan since the early 90s. Wish I could like this video more than once !

To hear Simon quote Tool. Never thought I'd see such a combo of awesomeness.

This just in, I have decided to spend $5 trillion dollars on a new city at the bottom of the Marians Trench! 100sq foot apartments start at $200,000 a month, you cannot go outside (hint, squish!), and sunlight, wind, and fluffy animals are all explicitly prohibited. On good days, you may be able to see your neighbor through a 3-foot thick window, the size of a coffee cup. Any takers?

@codymoe4986

Жыл бұрын

Is there cable TV?

Omfg Simon quoting Maynard I can die happy. The world can go ahead and end.

Simon died thirteen years ago, but not before he loaded his image and personality into an AI construct. Simon is now the KZread version of Skynet. That's why he runs every channel. All content creators are actually Simon with different skins and voices.

Dude u r so much funnier right now. You've changed things up and it's working real well.

Brilliant intro, Tool is awesome! Wicked cool video, I’ve been thoroughly enjoying the editing and different feeling of this channel!

@rkirke1

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, after he said "Some say a comet will will fall from the sky", I was like "Hang on, is this....". YEP! 🤣

@dudepool7530

Жыл бұрын

"Wicked" You're a fellow Masshole, huh? Lol.

This channel captures the mood and feel of the old Business Blaze style. I like it. Please let this channel grow as it is peak Simon!

@jesselun9535

2 жыл бұрын

The other memelogists should take note and borrow some ideas.

@LittleBallOfPurr

2 жыл бұрын

It's a great, totally not fuelled by cocaine energy

@blitzzer24

2 жыл бұрын

@@LittleBallOfPurr *Allegedly*

@personzorz

2 жыл бұрын

He is, after all, our boy with the blaze

Of course there is another channel I've never seen from Simon and his team. You guys have an absurd work ethic, no idea how this many videos are even possible.

I love how I just randomly stumble upon more of your channels. I'll think I've found them all but then there's suddenly more like Hydra heads or Spirit Halloween stores.

Just when I thought I was subscribed to all of his channels already he comes out with another one lol

Love seeing Simon like this. Hopefully he is scheduling these recordings after Casual Criminalist to "cleanse" all that heaviness.

@himmelblau2126

2 жыл бұрын

He had to use a whole day for the gacey story. I guess I'd need at least 5 of those videos here to recuperate from that Trainwreck off a person to talk about

@niemanickurwa

Жыл бұрын

I think he comes across like a bit of a wanker on this channel personally. I don't know why I love his other channels.

@mooswaldo

Жыл бұрын

whahahahahahahhah

My heart grew 3 sizes with the opening line of this video. I'm off to begin a brand new descent into existential dread.

This is the best absolutely perfect channel for me love all of your stuff with science fiction has a special place in my heart thank you for the video I enjoyed it immensely please keep them coming

Simon is putting up channels faster than I can discover them

@sandybarnes887

2 жыл бұрын

He only has 14 😆 They're easy to find in the list

@mooswaldo

Жыл бұрын

tru...

How about trying to change the CO2 concentration on Earth first from 0.04% to 0.03% as a test of our skills? Being about 1/10,000 the change needed on Mars, how hard can it be?

@nerfherder4284

2 жыл бұрын

👏🏻 always my point exactly. Musk hasn't had one completely successful endeavor at this point, besides selling company for billions.

@alexanderstone9463

Жыл бұрын

@@nerfherder4284 And what would constitute a "completely successful endeavor" at this point? If you cannot see the extent to which SpaceX has transformed the launch industry for the better, than you're a fool. Admittedly that delusion seems like it's pretty common, but it's just that, a delusion. I guess you could say that Musk had nothing to do with SpaceX's success, but then again, quite a lot of folks in the Soviet Union insisted that Sergei Korolev was nothing more than just a glorified and irritating manager who took credit for other's achievements (and if that perspective seems stupid in retrospect it's because it is). Incidentally, I also regard that perspective as delusional for another reason, if throwing at money at space was all it took, than Blue Origin wouldn't be the joke that it currently is.

@alexanderstone9463

Жыл бұрын

You are absolutely right, but you must consider that we would have far more leeway on Mars to screw things up.

@jannettb7930

Жыл бұрын

@@alexanderstone9463 except we already know how to reduce CO2. We just need to figure out how to convince people that a 2000 year old zombie demigod isn't coming back to fix everything and we need to do it ourselves.

@securatyyy

Жыл бұрын

What if, hear me out.... we nuke Mars.

You had me at "Some say comets will fall from the sky"!

Bombard Mars with comet's is the only solution that might work but you are never restarting the core

Simon, just when I thought I couldn't like you and your channels more, you go and quote my favorite musical artist of all time! Huge Tool fan!

The energy, humour, and subject matter of this video is superb!!! Love it!

Simon Whistler; 10% Glasses, 60%egg, 30% beard, 0% Chin

That was a serious blaze intro. Edit: 10 mins in and this is just one epic Blaze.

I love the edits where Simon floats in space, throwing facts at us.

@--enyo--

Жыл бұрын

That’s a new mobile game idea right there.

@MelindaGreen

Жыл бұрын

That should generate a reaction causing him to run from those very facts

@screwyourhandle

Жыл бұрын

Maybe he'll run into the Adstronaut

@waynedieckmann9840

Жыл бұрын

I'm immune to your facts and logic. Can't you see I have a blue checkmark. Lol

.........ANOTHER channel , Simon?!?!? I'm already several hours behind on viewing the others right now. I'm going to have to quit my job if you keep this up. =)

I really enjoyed all the magic, Simon being in a spacesuit and also the focus on his iron fist of determination when he spoke of colonizing. How fun

This is a great, informative and well balanced video. Also never stop making more channels Simon 😂

Dude Tool rocks and so do you Simon. Thanks for that

The best hard-scifi series I've read on terraforming Mars is the "Red Mars" series by Kim Stanley Robinson. It's a couple decades old, but the science is spot on for the time, and largely still accurate. He knew what he was talking about. I recommend it highly if you're into that sort of thing.

@adamlytle2615

2 жыл бұрын

Yep, it's pretty great. I'm generally pretty skeptical about humans living on Mars, let alone terraforming the damn thing, but the end state of Mars in those books seems like a somewhat reasonable compromise. Still, I can't help but think that any place with 1/3 gravity is kind of a non-starter.

@lostbutfreesoul

2 жыл бұрын

@@adamlytle2615 it will make great for manufacturing, a world we don't have to care about polluting that is cheaper to escape.... I don't know why people want to terraform it into a new Earth, we should use it to off-site Earth-destroying industry! One doesn't have to terraform for that, just perfect dome city life so it can sustain the engineers who fix the robots.

@QBCPerdition

2 жыл бұрын

I made a similar comment, this series is not one I recommend to many people unless they like hard sci-fi, but it is one I've read twice and still think about fairly frequently.

@kukipett

2 жыл бұрын

I have read that serie, it was great as "science fiction", but unfortunately there is an annoying word in this : "fiction". What is discribed in those books is maybe as much as wonderfull as a crime against science. There are so many wonderfull ideas and it's very well discribed in a way you start to think it's believavble but here is the crime, by doing this so well many people without a strong science background would start to think it's doable and forget that this is just fiction. When i read comments here on youtube on such subjects, it's making me sad to see so many people completely involved into this and oblivious that some self proclaimed expert are spreading fake science like snake oil scammers. It's so much fun to forge fake science, i did it myself when i was at the university studying physics, i made a very nicely put theory about the science of flying saucers and i just put it in the official university library as an approved paper, i know i should not have done that!!

@MyKharli

2 жыл бұрын

Its a scifi book full of impossible events , good read though .

Hilarious! I was, literally, laughing out loud. Glad I found your new channel

A tool reference and a few good jokes God I love your channels Simon.

We just need O'neal cylinders, basically giant metal straws full of over growth

@constantinethecataphract5949

2 жыл бұрын

More like giant space coke cans

@dynamicworlds1

Жыл бұрын

When disassembling a planet to build space stations is more practical than trying to live on it, that should tell us what a bad idea it is...

Simon: "I want that watch time!" Also Simon: Opens video with a Tool reference, as if we wouldn't immediately go listen to that song 😅

I love this channel. Simon Whistler being bombastically sarcastic. Way to let loose

New Simon Whistler channel, automatic subscribe even before starting the video!

Simon, you are absolutely brilliant, really appreciate your cheeky style. Keep 'em flying.

Hell ya for the Tool reference

Gee thanks Simon for crushing our dreams of being multi planetary. Great video, I like this new channel.

The editing for this is so.lively lol. Another great sw channel, love it

Tool reference, 10/10

Simon's hiring so many new writers, he's going to need a Mars Blazement in which to "host" them.

@--enyo--

Жыл бұрын

That’s why he’s trying to convince us it’s impossible. We’re onto you and your Mars basement dungeon, Whistle boy.

Best intro ever to bring the tool army in!

Yaaaaaaaay another channel from Simon! Subscribed!

The interplanetary version of ruining Christmas. Great channel, love your work man.👍

It blows my mind how often (always pretty much) a big issue about Mars when talking about terraforming or colonizing it is completely ignored and not mentioned and at all...and that's GRAVITY, which is only about 0.35 of Earths gravity, and we can't change that, ever, no amount of terraforming will do it. That's a huge difference compared to Earth and would lead to massive changes in our way of life, massive changes to our bodies over time, and many things which are possible here would be very difficult there.

@RestrictedHades

2 жыл бұрын

Isaac arthur would put a small black hole inside of mars to increase the gravity

@ThatWriterKevin

2 жыл бұрын

Curious whether or not you watched the video because the lower gravity as an issue is absolutely mentioned.

@pwhite2579

2 жыл бұрын

We would all be able to dunk!

@stankfaust814

2 жыл бұрын

I put a comment on this subject. the lower gravity is not simply an issue for our bodies that are used to an acceleration of 9.8 m/s2, but rather the primary concern is that the gravity of mars is far too low to hang onto atmospheric gasses Matter stratifies by density in a gravity well. Dense matter like iron and nickle fall to the deepest part of the well (the planet's core) while lighter elements are startified up through and to the light elemental gasses that would make up an atmosphere. Mars is not a candidate for an atmosphere simply due to its mass. Venus doesnt have a magnetosphere to speak of and yet it still has an atmosphere. This is because it is a more massive body creating a deeper gravity well than mars which allows it to hang onto more atmospheric gasses We'd be better off figuring out how to get venus to rotate and then fixing the atmosphere thats already present than to waste our time on mars

@RestrictedHades

2 жыл бұрын

@@stankfaust814 it would still take millions of years for the new atmosphere on mars to be stripped away

For a really good look at potential approaches to terraforming (or areoforming, as the case may be) Mars, check out Kim Stanley Robinson's "Red Mars," "Green Mars," and "Blue Mars," AKA the Mars Trilogy. Awesome books, based in hard science.

"isnt it beautiful? Humans just ruining everything" is my quote of the day

I do wonder if this is your Friday, before you're done for the week, video. You know that euphoric feeling when the work week is almost done. Just push on through a little longer, until you're free for 48 hours.

Simon, I think it's about time. Millions of people want to know how you do this? Your own journey and the journey of your channels deserves its own Megaprojects video! Please!

@stevenbecker5571

2 жыл бұрын

Actually that would make a really interesting video. Casual viewers (such as myself) only have a vague idea as to what's involved with running successful KZread channel(s). I'm sure organizations like Simon's employ writers, producers, video editors, researchers, camera operators, IT personnel, marketers, office managers, and others I'm not even thinking of. It would be interesting to see what's involved with producing a video, start to finish, along with other aspects of running their business.

@FirestormX9

2 жыл бұрын

@@stevenbecker5571 Absolutely, those are always very insightful videos but it depends a lot on who the channel owner is. Simon is awesome, and yes he does have a team. Writing, Editing and Research. One unit of each for each of the channels. I wonder when Simon would make such a video though. However, if you're really keen, you may find it fruitful to check out 'Linus Tech Tips'. I'm not suggesting it for the tech part, just the video making and team, material etc management part. LTT is like an entire organization now. They're very genuine, upfront and take accountability eagerly. There is good content there about how they make their videos and their entire operation around it. You can also check out MKBHD, they too have i think 1 or 2 videos on that. The host of MKBHD has a dedicated tutorial on video making for KZread on another platform actually.

@THE-X-Force

Жыл бұрын

He is FAR to greedy to share. Smash that dislike button.

Right out of the gate... fantastic lyrics! 👍😄

You literally forced me to pause this video and listen to Aenema. Well played. Mamma's coming 'round to put it back the way it ought to be...

My worlds just collided. Simon quoted Maynard. I maaayyy have jumped off the couch. I love this channel. I didn't think you could outdo Casual Criminalist. But scifi science? Tool? Hooray to the author of this episode!

@ThatWriterKevin

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks! All too often I write things that make me think there's no way Simon would leave it in the final video, but I'm glad to see it ddn't get cut

I love these videos, but is there any chance the "transition" sound could be made quieter or sound less like my earbuds are experiencing a massive hardware failure? Right fucking startled me the first time

If there's a rotating space station in orbit around Mars, that can maintain 1g, perhaps it's not completely awful to visit the surface of Mars.

@patrickjordan2233

Жыл бұрын

Still a lack of magnetosphere..? All the ideas for orbital space stations rely heavily on Terra Firma magnetic shielding... Organisms will need shielding to prevent random solar storms from turning the thing into a misery laden death casket. The bigger, the more shielding... liquid H²O actually is relatively mass effective, but hot/cold cycling and "surrounding" containment (while maintaining liquidity...) is... "challenging"...? 👍👍

@dynamicworlds1

Жыл бұрын

If you're going to build something like that, why put it around Mars rather than Earth? The only thing you accomplish putting it there is making your interest connection terrible.

@brookestephen

Жыл бұрын

@@dynamicworlds1 why not both?! why not around EVERY planet and moon??

@dynamicworlds1

Жыл бұрын

@@brookestephen because, again, communication lag. Do you really want ping measured in minutes rather than milliseconds?

@brookestephen

Жыл бұрын

@@dynamicworlds1 it's gonna happen.

"easier than a hundred-billion nukes" - the new "piece of pie, easy as cake"

I really appreciate simons attempts to make people see sense 😂

Ok, this type of narration combined with some astrophysics and a few of Simon's personal remarks is a killer!

We should call the Avengers... They are good at this stuff.

Okay, it’s impossible? Let’s do it!

Thanks Kevin for the script, Simon for the hilarious commentary and Aspen for the edit. Dont forget Musk promised us an android and gave us a guy in a lycra fetish suit. Can we cover the Ringworld series sometime? Or the Green Mars series by Kim Stanley Robinson would have been good for this episodes topic. Deals with Mars terraforming fairly realistically.

@WarblesOnALot

2 жыл бұрын

G'day, Actually, nope. Ringworld was written by Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle, the two Fantasists who convinced Ronnie RayGunZAP(!) to throw Taxpayers' money at attempting to build the ENTIRELY FICTITIOUS "Strategic Defence Initiative" which bankrupted the USSR, thus DIRECTLY leading to Vladimir Vladimirovitch Putin's Prissyduncie of Russia. Ringworld Engineers was written to correct ALL the Scientific Errors in the original - after FREEMAN DYSON wrote to inform them of their Bullshit Content. Kim Stanley Robinson has NEVER yet written ANY actual Science Fiction regarding Mars. His entire Red/Blue/Green Mars Trilogy was a pure Fantasy-Fiction and Space Cowboy Operetta triptych. As an example, in Red Mars, about 1/5th of the way in, two leading characters are on a Planetary circumnavigation flight, in an "Ultralight" Airship featuring an "Arrowhead-shaped Lifting Body" so it cannot contain sufficient Hydrogen to achieve Negative Buoyancy (because it is flat, not cylindrical)...; so to hover or rise vertically it relies on Thrust/Lift from directionally-adjustable Electric Airscrews to haul it into the Sky, or propel it fast enough to generate sufficient Lift to maintain altitude. Solar Panels covering the top surfaces are relied on to generate twice as much Current as the Motors require - storing half in Onboard Batteries..., to enable flight throughout the full night. OK, so far so stupid..., but hypothetically the Laws of Thermodynamics are yet intact. However..., then a Dust Storm blanks the Panels, a Wind Storm is approaching, the Hero and Heroine need to get back to Basecamp before the Wind shreds their Airship-fantasy... So to recharge the Batteries they mount Wind Turbines spinning DC Generators all over the outside of the Airshit..., using the Windmill filled Batteries to run the Airscrew's Motors, to generate the Airspeed with which to drive the Windmills to charge the Batteries which feed the Motors. So, your "Realistic" KS Robinson is literally relying on PERPETUAL MOTION & FREE-ENERGY to propel his Bullshit Fantasy, before getting 200 pages in. Betz' Law of Wind states that NO Wind Turbine is capable of extracting any more than 0.593 of the Energy in the Air Column going through it's Disc, and converting that Wind into Torque. Very few Generators turn more than 95% of the Torque they use, into Current..., very few Motors turn more than 95% of the Current they are fed into Torque...; and a propulsive Airscrew is a Wind Turbine designed to run backwards, built inside out and running upside-down..., in that Propellers impart Energy into the Airflow whereas Wind Turbines extract Energy from the Wind. And Betz's Law of Wind is an EQUATION. It works BOTH Ways. So if you take 1,000 Watt/Hours from the Battery and put it into the Motor then 950 W/Hr of Torque emerges to turn the Airscrew, producing 563.3 W/Hr of Thrust...; and if one pretends that Induced and Parasite Drag somehow do not enter the equation..., then the Wind Turbine Rotor extracts 344 W/Hr of Torque from the Slipstream passing by the Airship..., which the Generator converts to 317.36 Watt/Hours which goes back into the Flatteriez. And Kim Stanley Robinson is SO unscientific that he thought such Horseshit, fit, for inclusion in an allegedly "Scientifically realistic but Fictionalised Examination of Human Colon-isation of Mars." And, you swallowed THAT...(?) ! Perpetual Motion peddlers are ALL pathetic Bullshit Artists who deserve being pilloried and disparaged, at EVERY possible opportunity. So. Go forth, and talk Bullshit no more. Such is life, Have a good one. ;-p Ciao !

@robertbingham8053

2 жыл бұрын

Something that always seems to get missed about terraforming Mars as a place to live if we ruin Earth is: if we have the ability to terraform Mars, we would be able to much easier just repair the Earth.

@rachelwitherspoon4394

2 жыл бұрын

@@WarblesOnALot @WarblesOnALot Damn dude, you got some seriouse hate for a decent writer. Did he kill your dog or piss in your Cheerios or something? As far as the lengthy rant you went on, yay for your opinion I guess? For those of us poor mortals who read sci fi without a PhD in physics, astrophysics and the myriad of degrees needed to terraform another planet (and you seem to have left out YOUR accreditations in those fields), it read as much more practical than many, many similar story lines written over the decades, of which Ive read a lot of. And definitely no more impractical than most. Also, Ringworld is great, sorry you have no taste. The whole point to this channel is to POINT OUT THE FALLACIES in Sci Fi and discuss what may be right or wrong with the science. I mean really, who shit in your shoe this morning or do you just wake up and choose douche canoe as default mode?And warblesalot is a good moniker for you, you seem to spout a lot of crap.

@Kwitzats

2 жыл бұрын

It is not missed it is far easier to live in the artic than mars.....you'd have to really really really fuck up earth to male earth harder to live on than an even partially terraformed mars.

@waynehewett4017

2 жыл бұрын

That's not the only thing old muskie promised? Auto taxi's by 2020 Tesla semi Tesla sports car tesla Ute Muskie " forgot " to refund all thoses people's deposits as well Old muskie is nothing but a con man and scam artist , the leader of a cult

Another problem with Mars's gravity is that it's just too weak to hold on to O2 in its atmosphere. It would just leak out into space, and so would the co2 and o3

@southcoastinventors6583

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah that is a major problem that Simon missed although Titan is smaller than Earth and has dense atmosphere for its size. I don't why he brought the muscle atrophy they can easily be solved with drugs, considered how long a terraforming project would take all medical issues would be solved long before the project would start.

Love the editing, deffo chuckling a lot. Agree with the other viewers comments on the transition sound, it can be quite hard on the ears.

Could you do one on interstellar like that giant space wheel that everyone lives on? Love this channel!

Um, you missed another important element life depends on and that is, as far as I can tell, nowhere on mars: nitrogen. Most of our atmosphere is nitrogen, and nitrogen is a key component of DNA and protein.

@odysseus9672

2 жыл бұрын

@Cancer McAids I don't know. Which has a smaller delta-v and easier logistics - taking some from Venus's atmosphere, versus bringing it in from the Kuiper belt?

How about a theory where Simon is spreading thro youtube like an neverending universe? Or! He is cloning himself and only the original one has hair 😜

@malirabbit6228

Жыл бұрын

He already has the most beautiful, wonderful and elegant facial hair !

Simon, of all your channels, I think this and Into the Shadows are two of my favorites.

Thanks for the cool stories, greetings from the netherlands Erik😎

Definitely appreciate the new channel and content Simon and crew!!

Hopefully this makes people understand how shockingly amazing our planet is hopefully one day (can't see it being any time soon) we will learn to live together and protect it

@joshjones6072

Жыл бұрын

Exactly. Sort of like you have to leave your hometown to appreciate it.

@dingusdingus2152

Жыл бұрын

...says Candide, helplessly stuck here on this best of all possible worlds

Bravo. I will watch literally everything you put out.

"...or make asparagus taste good." That is some serious Star Trek shit right there.

Simon, just own every channel on KZread already

Wouldn't o'Neill cylinders and megastructures make more sense as future homes for humans considering it would be more cost effective and it would use less resources and take way way less time to build one that essentially remaking the earth again

@adamlytle2615

2 жыл бұрын

As Isaac Arthur put it, terraforming Mars vs mining resources from asteroids, Mercury, the moon, etc and building space habitats is akin to hollowing out a tree to make a house vs. Cutting down a tree to make lumber to build a house.

@QBCPerdition

2 жыл бұрын

Theoretically, these types of space-borne megastructures are easier than terraforming Mars, but by no means easy. However, we can jerry-rig shelters on Mars and live there now for far cheaper than even the cost of the ISS which isn't exactly roomy. So if the goal is somewhere to live, the Moon and Mars are better bets, since even low gravity is easier to work in than no gravity, and we can live there during the course of the project. Also, emergencies on Mars are life-threatening, but would be slightly easier to recover from or stop in their tracks, while an emergency in a space craft goes deadly much quicker. All in all, space projects are easier and faster in the long run than terraforming Mars, but habitability happens faster and easier on Mars than in space

@KateeAngel

2 жыл бұрын

No, Earth makes sense as a home for future people, just like current people. Population is going to stabilise in a century or so. There is enough area on Earth

@QBCPerdition

2 жыл бұрын

@@KateeAngel But there are a lot of things that can make Earth uninhabitable; a gamma ray burst, an asteroid, humans doing something stupid, a bad pandemic, etc. There is the old saying about having all of your eggs in one basket. Besides, eventually, humans will have to leave Earth if they intend to keep going as a species. The Earth will not last forever.

@jebes909090

2 жыл бұрын

If they were april o'neal cylinders, they'd be filled with ninja turtles

Considering that Mars is prone to meteorite strikes and dust storms with terrifyingly fast wind speeds the only half-way realistic way to found a colony on Mars is to build the colony underground. For that we would have to figure out a way to create an artificial ecosystem strong enough to support whatever crew we might want to station there along with a power source to support the colony with an eye to expansion along with powering whatever terraforming equipment is needed and some facilities to enable resuply. And that's all before any terrafoming effort can even be started. Realistically it makes more sense to build underground cities on Earth (especially in uninhabitable areas such as deserts) and the moon than to do so all the way out on Mars. In fact a moon colony would be a sensible intermediary step before sending further missions to Mars and other outer planets because in theory a moon base could be expanded to become a resupply base.

Is really everything they can think about to terraform a Planet throwing nukes at it

I've watched a bunch of terraforming videos but this is the first one that brought up the problem of the magnetosphere. I always comment something like "your whole plan ignored the fact that Mars has no magnetosphere, go back to the drawing board." I was really happy to see that you included that problem here. I've also postulated the simplest way to restart Mars' core would be to dig out a crater and direct a big, iron heavy asteroid into it. That would create enough heat to at least get started and would also increase the gravity on Mars.

@rubaiyat300

2 жыл бұрын

just move Venus to where Mars is and make Mars the moon and use it to help speed up Venus' slow rotation. Done and done.

@asusmctablet9180

2 жыл бұрын

Wait til you find out about all! the toxic perchlorates in the soil.

@evanhalsey9742

2 жыл бұрын

Magnetosphere is definitely my #1 missed topic when it comes to the mars colonization conversation. Nice to see a few other people haven't missed it. Add to that, "Martian soil" is actually a powdered dust ground over a billion years to be so fine that it could slip into the blood stream through your pores. And it is probably more or less impossible to filter out with current air filtration technology. Another issue frequently overlooked in mars terraforming propaganda. I say Mars is a good proving ground, somewhere we can go to form a temporary colony, learn the ins and outs of exocolonization, then we get the ____ out of there and move on to much better targets further out in the solar system.

@cedriceric9730

2 жыл бұрын

the magnetosphere is the easy part

@replica1052

2 жыл бұрын

where solar wind follows magnetic flux lines planets occur

Y'all know I love everything Simon puts out. I would totally listen to him read a telephone book. ... So, can I ask a favor? Please remember that some of us listen to the videos while wearing earphones. The "glass breaking" sound between segments is horrible to listen to through earphones. --- Would it be horrible of me to ask not to use that sound anymore?

@lukevalsek5020

Жыл бұрын

I would listen to him read the entire owners manual of a Toyota

Hey, you know what has no trouble hanging on to atmosphere? Venus.

Lol I didn't know that Simon had new channel... I randomly stumbled upon this one.. And about Science and Sci-fi my 2 great loves.. This was hilarious and informative , also interesting learning new things and terms that I didn't know about...

Shout out to Aspen Cho for the great editing! Loved seeing Simon move around the screen on different bodies 🤣

You forgot to mention that even if you could overcome all the hurdles and terraform mars, growing food might be a real big problem. Martian soil is toxic, due to relatively high concentrations of perchlorate compounds containing chlorine. 😀

@replica1052

2 жыл бұрын

rain is clean (once it rains fish can survive mars nature)

@Lauren_C

2 жыл бұрын

The distance from the Sun will also reduce the rate of growth.

@alexanderstone9463

Жыл бұрын

Certain microbes are able to reduce perchlorates, so this isn't as much of an issue as you think.

@replica1052

Жыл бұрын

@@alexanderstone9463 (boiled off water is pure h2o)

@BillClinton228

Жыл бұрын

Whats with this obsession of rich people with other planets. How about fixing all the problems here on earth, Elon can throw a couple of billion at resolving the homelessness epidemic in North America but no, instead let's blow up spaceships

I think the billionaires are building an Ark that chills in orbit until the Earth is habitable again after a catastrophic event they are not telling us about.

It's ridiculously hard relatively speaking but if you told a Medieval knight that you could literally talk to someone on the other side of the planet with just a push of a button you'd be executed for witchcraft.

Don't try to do the whole planet at once, just concentrate on building a dome over a small area. It's simply impossible and impractical to try and do terraforming at our current level of technology. We should just build domed over cities, or build underground.

@maythesciencebewithyou

Жыл бұрын

for what purpose. it would be a waste.

Harder still, you'd need a moon of sufficient size to keep the core going. Part of the theory is gravitational tides help keep a planetary core spinning. Don't worry about nukes, or any of that crap, you just have to put together a moon, toss it into a stable orbit around Mars and get rid of the other two moons to make sure you have a consistent tug going. We are not about tossing about random moons to jumpstart planets.

@Memememe-is1yn

2 жыл бұрын

This. Just make a Death Star.

@EverHappyDude

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe we could start by Terra forming pur own planet back to "normal" before thinking we can do it on Mars...😂🤣

@Memememe-is1yn

2 жыл бұрын

@@EverHappyDude People are already trying to do that. They just aren't sharing the "how" with the rest of us because they know they will lose their chance if they do, and possibly their lives as well.

@nathanfausti9213

Жыл бұрын

I forget where on YT I got this, Answers with Joe, maybe, but apparently a several km square solar “windblock” placed in the Lagrange Point between Mars and the Sun would shield Mars enough to make an internal magnetosphere unnecessary. You could then concentrate on more ‘standard’ terraforming methods. While both a giant solar shield and terraforming an atmosphere deficient planet are beyond massive undertakings, if the shield theory works, I think it’s the only feasible method to colonize Mars within 100 yrs. If it doesn’t work...why the heck aren’t we looking closer at Venus?

@CyberiusT

Жыл бұрын

@@nathanfausti9213 "why the heck aren’t we looking closer at Venus?" Because most people associate Venus with 900C temperatures, Challenger Deep pressures, and boiling acid rain, and not with a cut-rate Bespin hanging from a fleet of balloons.

You can't figure out how to do hard things without trying to do hard things.

"Future cult leader" had me dying.