$37 an hour to lock doors, watch cameras and give coffee to a ghost? Hell, I'll do it.

@Hollobaby1231

5 жыл бұрын

Nightmare Fanatic that’s what I’m saying, that’s a whole 10$ more an hour then I make for bustin my ass as a foreman for an invasive removal company, ill take that wage with ghosts, monsters, killers, w.e 😅

@arthas640

5 жыл бұрын

Beats my job both in pay and the amounts of shit dealt with

@wileyglass3324

5 жыл бұрын

We are willing to give you a pay raise to $42.00 an hour if you could walk the ghost and let it out to potty twice a night.

@themoniathansnest5404

5 жыл бұрын

Nightmare Fanatic dude me too

@andrewreynolds2727

5 жыл бұрын

Like wise bro

Why does the company need a security guard? Just let the robbers come in, the ghosts will handle them

@stormtrooper5965

5 жыл бұрын

I don't think it's things getting *IN* that they are worried about. And besides, what about the intervals in between the attacks? That's enough time for somebody to bust in and snatch any valuables.

@prof.creepypasta6509

5 жыл бұрын

Somebody has to give that ghost his coffee

@MethuselahWinter

5 жыл бұрын

The “security officer” is more of a cover for what they really want you for, Bait. If you are inside the building, the beings in there will be focusing on you, not on getting out.

@reilleymalcom

5 жыл бұрын

Where can I apply?

@thehillier9333

5 жыл бұрын

I mean, you ain't wrong

*Sign NDA* *Immediately discloses this to reddit*

@flaviusteodorof2601

5 жыл бұрын

Lol, true :))

@13OO5

5 жыл бұрын

Reddit won't tell.............the whole internet.

@walnzell9328

5 жыл бұрын

Can't get sued if your dead.

@hauntedvodka5387

5 жыл бұрын

The company no longer exists so they contract is null and void.

@walnzell9328

5 жыл бұрын

Then I guess we're all doomed.

Two month into this job "Hey, demons, its ya boi"

@themadhatter7416

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@narsicko6919

4 жыл бұрын

"Eyyy Chris how are ya doin'? Still wanna kill me? Right back at ya, hey Alice don't worry I'll open the door for you later!"

@anastasiawright3806

4 жыл бұрын

Lol right

@anastasiawright3806

4 жыл бұрын

Hey my ghost dude you good me too still wanna tear me to shreds ok cool hey ghost chick still here and wanna eat my face yahh cool hey shadow man wanna play uno YEAH OKAY!! Hey mysterious beast wanna eat me again I KNOW YOU DO!!!

@mattrizzo7821

3 жыл бұрын

😂😆😂

"It's demon coffee time in two minutes" Just satan sitting in the reception reading a magazine and sipping a cup of coffee

@tommyatkins2527

4 жыл бұрын

Nothing wrong with that even demons have to have a break dude

@mattyboi7491

4 жыл бұрын

The reason he was clawing at the door is he wanted to send it back for cream. Even satan doesn't like black coffee.

@Hal0_The_Synth

4 жыл бұрын

Fair enough. Maybe a couple sugars too

@cynthiastewart2645

4 жыл бұрын

@@mattyboi7491 lol

@justasleepparalysisdemonwi8719

4 жыл бұрын

Are we still good? Sure I thought I could at least have a kindred spirit in satan, but it seems like I’m one of the rare black coffee drinkers.😭

"Ill try to recreate the phone conversation here", Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night.

@SamMito28

5 жыл бұрын

ItzHax i see what you did there

@preserved3804

5 жыл бұрын

GOD DAMMIT I JUST GOT A FLASHBACK

@LibraGamesUnlimited

5 жыл бұрын

I was listening to this while messing around on Facebook and when the voice said "Hello Christopher" I nearly lost it, given that it's my name. :)

@onedankboi6969

4 жыл бұрын

Just don't listen on night 5

@azixaris8684

4 жыл бұрын

"Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact"

*The creature breaks through the door* “Excuse me mr security guard, could you help me with the door? I can’t seem to ope- hey, what’s wrong? It looks like you’ve seen a ghost!”

@narsicko6919

4 жыл бұрын

"Mr. I saw a ghost in the hallway.. Can I sleep in here please?"

300 a night. Damn straight I'll be there giving coffee to ghosts while trying to hit on hot lady ghosts.

@leirbag1595

5 жыл бұрын

Watch out for her boyfriend, though...

@deltadraws2396

5 жыл бұрын

@@leirbag1595 And you cant look at her face

@DatGitGhaz

5 жыл бұрын

@@deltadraws2396 some of the girls I get with need bags over their heads anyway. This is fine

@jonathanrendza6059

4 жыл бұрын

@Michael Burger Still beats the hand I use every day lol

@karlykarlicious8465

4 жыл бұрын

[DOTA by Basshunter eerily echoes through the building]

*spikes ghost coffee with pure alcohol*

@joshuarevilla3226

5 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@loganjustlogan8367

5 жыл бұрын

D G (ghost becomes alcoholic) what now?

@nosauceyesrough3576

5 жыл бұрын

What in the Bill Cosby

@dontmindme5337

5 жыл бұрын

*fuck yes*

@misterman9523

5 жыл бұрын

Your profile pic makes this comment that much better

Dude, I'll totally take that job. Just follow the rules and you'll be fine. Ignore everything else and get 300 a night. Hell yeah!

@Whostolemymojo

5 жыл бұрын

Man I am with you when your right, sure as fuck would too, gimme my money please and thank you

@technoguyify

5 жыл бұрын

Facts dude my security job is nothing compared to those kinda numbers

@michaeltarrant7288

5 жыл бұрын

Who ever makes the rules can change the rules. I'm all set with that.

@michaeltarrant7288

5 жыл бұрын

You can't spend money when you're dead. Lol

@theluckypoptart2945

5 жыл бұрын

@@michaeltarrant7288 then follow the rules! They are there for a reason.

this really needs to be made into a horror game. like their are different rules each day and you can choose to follow, investigate, or purposely go against instructions. walk around and see what happens if your outside the office, in that hall open those doors and whatever else you want to do. it would be cool if the real reason you are thier is to distract the entities from escaping as faith sizemore commented and you can decide if keeping others safe is worth that hell.

@androidaxolotl8311

Жыл бұрын

Perhaps you start out with no rules, and when you die it could give you hints on how to survive that specific monster. Kind of like Roblox Doors, where it’s just trial and error, with each death teaching you how to survive.

"It's demon coffee time in 2 minutes." What about demon tea time?

@okletgo6788

4 жыл бұрын

Not funny

@androidaxolotl8311

Жыл бұрын

How about demon hot chocolate time?

One shot of whiskey for myself.... and one for my new friend

@frankiemueller6576

5 жыл бұрын

*gets all the ghosts drunk off their asses so they're in a better mood*

@eraserheadbabygaming

5 жыл бұрын

Ayyy nice Ghoultown reference

@gamecrasher6742

5 жыл бұрын

who the monster

@RommelTheDesertFox

5 жыл бұрын

Looks like it's time to drink with the living dead!

@TheAres117

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheTinyDiamond yes XD

This is freaky deeky scoobs lets skiddadle

@mors7937

5 жыл бұрын

🤣

@Loopy6155

5 жыл бұрын

ZOINKS SCOOP LETS GET OUTA HERE

@cringeworthyhumans160

5 жыл бұрын

@@Loopy6155 SCOOP???!!! XDDDDDDDD

@Lobot0mite

5 жыл бұрын

Zoinkes

@raccoonrequiem4332

5 жыл бұрын

Z o i n k s

Gotta love how genre savvy this guy is. In most spooky stories the protagonist be like: "I didn't believe in the supernatural, so as I stared at the headless woman floating through the air towards me, I struggled to find a rational explanation." This dude takes one look at his job instructions and goes: "Yeah, this place is like _110%_ haunted!"

Been a night security gaurd for the past year and a half. Worked 3 sites, 2 outdoors, 1 indoors. Believe me, your mind is your worst enemy, but dont go asking questions or pursuing things you cant identify, there ARE things that you dont want explained.

@crsed

5 жыл бұрын

Second that and just adding, always check your six and look up.

@peytonmac1131

5 жыл бұрын

I've never really agreed with that 'things you don't want explained' thing. Most of the time the real explanation isn't as bad as what I come up with myself, and if it is worse, I'd rather know what it is so I have some chance of defending myself.

@bloodandiron458

4 жыл бұрын

@@peytonmac1131 my neighbor has 5 locks on his basement floor on the outside do i really want that explained so i can live with the terror of knowing ehat is there Its like finding out a legends is real and the legend hapened in your town it means you are now living with more terror than before

@MinuteBracelet

4 жыл бұрын

Please explain!

@twilightparanormalresearch186

3 жыл бұрын

@@crsed never look up. She doesn’t like being seen

I’d work there. Just follow the rules. Plus additional rule they should have mentioned: 1. If you feel a shadow in the room with you, it won’t hurt you. 2. If you see anything look at you, do not look back. 3. The screaming will stop, just keep ignoring it (try some earplugs). The screaming at 4:01 will go away, DO NOT acknowledge it’s existence, the door will hold. Do not look at its face in the camera. 4. Document everything you do. On every medium, you can. The office seems like the homebase/safezone so you shouldn’t have to worry about anything. The door will hold. 5. Bring supplies with you. 6. Ask a lot of questions, be obvious and transparent about why you asking. People tend not to fuck with those who take a direct approach. Alternatively, if for whatever reason you feel a sense of wrongness whenever you start asking things, stop immediately and don’t ask anything, try to seem as ditzy and ignorant as possible. 7. Leave a note explaining where you are going, when you should be back, and what to do if you don’t return for anyone that might need it should something happen to you. Leave the note with someone and tell them as well, just to be safe. You know what tell as many people as you can, blast it on social media, and keep letters in caches in random places. Screenshot the info about the place you are going too and your application. Get and keep irrefutable evidence of this place. DO NOT tell anyone you have it though. That would only put them at risk should they be watched. 8. Try working multiple nights to see if there are any changes or new anomalies. 9. Remember the list of what Dr. Bright is not allowed to do. 10. Know what class of person you are in if the anomalies here from the Keter class, and As always be respectful to whatever beings/anomalies are there. 11. Ask if religious items, specifically those of any Abrahamic ones, would be problematic or offensive to the entities there. If they say not to, that is a good indication that whatever is there is demonic in nature, thus salt, silver, and iron are your friends. 12. You gotta be a scout when it comes to this if getting things right on your first try is something you are decently good at you may not want to apply. You can not half-ass this job. 13. If you are mentally unstable or have any unresolved psychological problems, have a habit of falling asleep easily, are easily scared, or partake in substance abuse than DO NOT APPLY! 14. When in doubt you could bring lamps or flashlights that mimic the intensity of UV sunlight, it might not hold them off for long, but if shit hits the fan it might buy you enough time. 15. Do not be unnecessarily violent or threatening, you are on THEIR turf here, you gotta play by their rules. 16. If you have a gun, bring it, and plenty of ammo. If the bullets don’t work on whatever you are up against then it’s a better way out than whatever they have planned for you. 17. Politeness and Manners can get you very far in any company, even that of paranormal kinds. 18. Bring an extensive first aid kit. Emergency preparedness bag, and lots of common meds like for a headache or diarrhea. Most people don’t know that paranormal beings tend to cause random bouts of the squirts and indigestion. 19. I don’t care what you believe in, do not count on prayer to save your ass. I know in some situations its a good idea for the religious but I sincerely doubt it will help with these creatures and something tells me that whatever place that building is, no “God” has the power there. Especially when you take into account that humans consider anything that can live over a few centuries a God. 20. Despite its phrasing, “Fight or flight” doesn’t mean you have to choose just one. 21. Playing dead is likely ineffective to entities that are above the average human intelligence. 22. Blades don’t need reloading, but silver bullets are easier to make in large quantities. 23. Stay well hydrated and full of healthy food, you never know when you might be without for a long period of time. 24. If you do bring food or other drinks with you, be generous and share some with the “coffee demon”, it might earn you their favor in the future. 25. If paranoia starts to take over you, remember that regardless of how real these things are, fearing them will not make them go away. 26. Dress in layers, it’s practical. 27. Wear closed toed, shoes or boots if possible with a steel toe. 28. Do not taunt the beings there, but do not grovel, be fair and kind but don’t appear weak. 29. Bring blankets and pillows. There aren’t any rules against comfort! 30. Desensitize yourself to horror, fear, blood, gore, etc... then nothing will surprise you. 31. Try to see if they’d accept a team of “security guards” so that you’d have additional back up and an extra set of eyes looking out for you. If two people, never split up outside the security office. However, be warned that this could make you appear more threatening to the beings that are present. 32. Learn more than one language and a dead language. Learn how to recognize runic symbols what their meanings are. 33. Not all being like to be fair, make sure it is the correct time before exiting the building. 34. Mirrors and darkness do not mix well. 35. Mirrors are a general no. 36. Remember that paranormal entities tend to cause interference with tech equipment so video or audio recordings may be hard to get. 37. It isn’t dead unless it’s in five pieces, brain crushed, salted, burnt to ash, then have the ashes scattered. This applies to corporeal entities only. 38. When you pack the medical kit, stuff it with everything you can. No medicine that causes sleepiness. Make sure to have things for nausea, ingestion, stomach aches, diarrhea, constipation, allergic reactions, headaches/migraines, any prescriptions medication you need, antibiotics/painkillers (if you can), adrenaline shots, trauma kit, sutures and closures, a medical book detailing how to actually use all this. EpiPen's and Adrenaline shots are never a bad thing to include. 39. If someone tells you to sign something in blood, don’t sign it. If you value the existence of your soul that is. 40. For easy protection against corporeal and non-corporeal entities, Use Iron to make straight hollow bars of various sizes that fit multiple sized entries ways and lock into place when you lay them down, And pack those motherfuckers full of pure, medium-large grain salt, that had a water-resistant interior layer, and keep it with you, the same thing with a premade metal hoop of salt. Remember to fill it so no gaps are in the bar or hoop or else it won't work. This is not an exhaustive list, add as much as you can to it. Edit: Lol can believe it’s been years, thanks for all the likes ❤

@joshuarevilla3226

5 жыл бұрын

And spike the coffee with vodka

@heatherallen7834

5 жыл бұрын

If you have family tell them you love them before leaving you might not get the chance to if something goes wrong

@tlezzy8252

5 жыл бұрын

#37..… lol too funny

@MethuselahWinter

5 жыл бұрын

heather allen Yeah that too. Don’t leave anything unsaid. It’s often what we didn’t do that we regret most of all.

@MethuselahWinter

5 жыл бұрын

heather allen Yeah that too. Don’t leave anything unsaid. It’s often what we didn’t do that we regret most of all.

Nah, SCP is much worse. Imagine picking up some candy on your work desk and your hands fall off... yeah...

@johnchavez7474

5 жыл бұрын

What's scp stand for

@TehAntiSpammer

5 жыл бұрын

@@johnchavez7474 Secure Contain Protect, should search it up.

@cadenwerner3930

5 жыл бұрын

Or seeing a cute teddy bear, only to be killed by its killer twin that’s made of who-knows-what

@castoru3398

5 жыл бұрын

@@cadenwerner3930 Made of ears.

@IOxyrinchus

5 жыл бұрын

Or eating meal that will make your bowels as explosive and volatile as a volcano, resulting in the worst, most painful bowel movement you will ever experience (yes that's an actual SCP)

FNAF + SCP = This. Would be cool if someone made a game out of this, as cringey as that may sound.

@BigRazzmatazz

5 жыл бұрын

I would play the fuck out of a game about this.

@ThugHunterfromIsrael

5 жыл бұрын

@@BigRazzmatazz i can agree, both communities can be cancer but damn this sounds fun.

@etlttc353

5 жыл бұрын

Good concept But if executed badly it'll be CRINGEY AS PHAQ

@larrylylde4318

5 жыл бұрын

Were you single your whole life?

@austinmeinhardt7374

4 жыл бұрын

id pay for that

Don't lie. Any millennial in today's economy would be desperate enough to keep that job. At least it's less sould crushing than working in fast food.

@The053199

4 жыл бұрын

Less soul crushing than majoring in english or even secondary education

@LPBking

4 жыл бұрын

I read this as I work my fast food job

@noonedream9333

4 жыл бұрын

Errybody gangster till the monsters bang on the office door demanding to see your manager

@collinjamese5971

3 жыл бұрын

Life sucks doesn’t it lol

@wjsnow2195

3 жыл бұрын

I make a few dollars more than this an hour and frankly this job is easier and has fewer hours. If it has benefits I’m quitting and applying here.

Yeah. I'mma tell you the truth. *Somehow* ya got temp hired by the foundation. Can't list what anomalous objects are at site ██, but the guy didn't lie. The effects will wear off.

@brucethommen4548

5 жыл бұрын

Just give the guy a Class C Amnestic and let him collect unemployment.

@TrapstarE001

5 жыл бұрын

Scp

@MethuselahWinter

5 жыл бұрын

How do you do that black censor bar on a KZread comment section.

@ryanjones_rheios

5 жыл бұрын

I always feel a bit bad for them. They never seem to realize the avesion to risk, the too good to be true factor, is one if the effects. In a month he'd take the job again for that pay no problem. Heck from that one feed he probably has at least once.

@MethuselahWinter

5 жыл бұрын

Hell I’d do it, just follow the rules, don’t let fear control you, and make sure to ask plenty of questions.

37 bucks an hour? I don't care what creeps there are... That pay is freakin' worth it.

@kevinwyman3385

5 жыл бұрын

Man i melt steel for 26 an hour. Ill put up with the paranormal for that wage

@Krosstic

5 жыл бұрын

Kevin Wyman I believe that 37 dollars is worth being locked in a metal room for an extended amount of time while shit pops off all around you

@daddylonglegs3698

5 жыл бұрын

Obersturmbannführer Kross but that’s for just an hour

@sirefrequency4416

5 жыл бұрын

Working from sunset to 9 am would be about 16 hours. Each shift gives an earning of $592. Working only Mon-Fri would estimate about $2,960. Monthly income; $11,800. Yearly income would be $142,000. Yup, sign me up! I don't mind how hideous or terrifing it is. Hell, I would even live there.

@peterking167

5 жыл бұрын

Sire Frequency once a week would be nice not everyday, need to keep my sanity

Me during this whole video: damn this place sounds like the SCP Foundation A minute before the video ends: it sure sounds like the SCP Foundation in real life Me: bruh

Security Guard for $37 an hour? Hell I worked security for $9.57 an hour and almost got killed once.

@MrTokyo-qx1cp

5 жыл бұрын

Care to tell the story?

@SuperWildsnorlax

4 жыл бұрын

Michael Borawski I work graveyard on $12.50 an hour but have to deal with worst co-workers ever. From drug addicts, homeless men with strong stench, and the sexually frustrated dumbfucks.

@KaibaSeto.

4 жыл бұрын

I second the request for the story On a plot twist I almost get killed by a security guard once for being in the wrong place at the wrong time

@gehdbdnsidhdhd765

4 жыл бұрын

Tell us what happened??

@anastasiawright3806

4 жыл бұрын

REALLY?! HOW??

Still beats working retail 😒

@ghadabad

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed.

@MethuselahWinter

5 жыл бұрын

Yes, and call centers

@reddiamuzik5756

5 жыл бұрын

I work at home depot..your right

@MethuselahWinter

5 жыл бұрын

Wanna hear something scary that will make you feel pain just from reading it.... Working in a Wal-Mart or Dollar Store on Black Friday or Christmas Eve, with only three registers open, for a 12 hour shift.

@largol33t1

5 жыл бұрын

The zombies I meet in retail are scarier than any demon you could encounter on this job. It's a horrible environment. And there was a time I nearly snapped. I did think about hitting an employee with something really heavy even if it meant jail time. The fucktard SOOO deserved it. He truly was the type who would get no sympathy from people if three guys jumped him and stomped him into the ground. Don't even get me started on the MIS-managers. They were utterly useless and seriously, they didn't care one bit about my safety. Shopping rage? They did nothing. "Customer" threatens me just because his FAKE-ass check got declined? They still did nothing. As a result, I couldn't feel any sympathy when I heard that the store got robbed big-time. I mean thousands of bucks of stuff was stolen and it was an inside job. I felt it was karma coming back to make them pay.

"Extra-normal Containment Solutions" so basically you worked at the SCP foundation. *Edit:* Wow, I thought I had an original comment, but then I watched the rest of the video and he says exactly what I just commented. Gotta play me like that.

@Ned_Flanders

5 жыл бұрын

Hotellit kohteessa Barcelona

I'm a security guard and i know my site is haunted without a doubt. I do foot patrol so i don't really get the feeling of being trapped. I like hearing stories about stuff like this because it keeps things interesting

@TheStuart-of-Cosby

Жыл бұрын

I'm a nite watchman on a cattle farm. I get payed hourly wages. If I take out a predator it pays 75 per takedown. I'm firearm certified. With license to every day carry. It gets a little old taking down field predators at times. What kind of security watch do you pull my Friend.

"Am I safe?" He hung up without a word. I honestly found that hilarious like what a jerk 😂

so is he getting paid to watch an SCP containment facility or something? these things sound super familiar EDIT: well fuk its the knockoff SCP. no wonder they were so slapshod with security

@yoinkymcsploinky9649

5 жыл бұрын

xSaraxMxNeffx it’s chaos insurgency

@birdsamora9925

5 жыл бұрын

What's the original?

@chaosbros7744

5 жыл бұрын

more like a knockoff containment facility made by a bunch of idiots and wannabes

@somerandommen

3 жыл бұрын

@@yoinkymcsploinky9649 Wouldn't Chaos just used the PMCs/Soldiers working for them to do guard duty, they are a military after all

Thumbnail: "Get over here"!!!

@CarlJohnson-mf4qd

5 жыл бұрын

Was thinking the same thing🤣

@aguirrelucas3505

5 жыл бұрын

OH MY GOD I'M SO GLAD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT OF THIS

@colematlock7755

4 жыл бұрын

So true

2001 Honda civic, why is yoda doing security

"Extra normal containment solutions" *Solutions that involve hiring guards with no special training at the last minute...*

@Sylentmana

4 жыл бұрын

EdgyShooter if the guard succeeds the entities remain contained. If he fails, then you don’t have to pay him.

@twilightparanormalresearch186

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sylentmana true

I’m so broke that quite honestly...I might just take that job maybe befriend the demon

@lyzavalentine2

5 жыл бұрын

Coffee demon for the win

@etlttc353

5 жыл бұрын

@@lyzavalentine2 *drinking intensifies*

@UlshaRS

5 жыл бұрын

Befriended two ghosts doing grave shift security. Was miles better than retail, food service, or call center. Humans suck as a species.

@tommyatkins2527

4 жыл бұрын

The demon may enjoy company he might be nice towards you

love how everyone is down to work this job instead of what they're currently doing XD honestly i would too, never a dull moment. i would also experiment with putting redbull in the coffee or some sour candies on the side lol

@rebekahfunches6876

4 жыл бұрын

Nvr try anything extra, you wouldn't know what you're doing! 😅

@anastasiawright3806

4 жыл бұрын

Just give the ghost some muffins and donuts who knows they might not kill you....

"Hello, hello! I'd like to record a message for you, to get you started on your first night."

@onedankboi6969

4 жыл бұрын

No stop it get some help

@doomjoltfromflordia4069

3 жыл бұрын

Person takes job Happy Bear laughs and Concrete scraping noises

"Its Demon coffee time" (me every morning)

I wonder if any other Resident Evil fans picked up on that Outbreak theme starting at 10:00 :)

@king_koth6023

5 жыл бұрын

Your my hero

@Moonchild1c

5 жыл бұрын

@@king_koth6023 you're*

@ThugHunterfromIsrael

5 жыл бұрын

@@Moonchild1c you're're*

Welcome to: *five nights at Freddy’s*

@serena_elizabeth8453

5 жыл бұрын

My thoughts exactly.

@30kitagreen

5 жыл бұрын

So true

@elpretender1357

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks God that thing is not relevant anymore

@spartanx9293

5 жыл бұрын

yeah but it still leaves a bad taste in my mouth

@Whostolemymojo

5 жыл бұрын

Shouldn't have eaten the pizza

It’s 4:00 am right now, I fell asleep to this and had the most insane dream and thought I would share it as I JUST woke up and felt the need to write everything down. Here’s what happened I remember laying in bed, tossing and turning, trying to get to sleep, listening to ‘Ten Rules For The Night Security Guard’ (amazing btw) as I did so. At some point along the way, I slipped without ever noticing. Still laying in bed, the right side of my neck began to itch and burn. I took out my phone and checked with my camera and there was a bite mark clear as day on the right side of my neck. I began to hyperventilate as my movement became slow, a wave of incredibly cold air came over me. I looked at the clock, 1:00 am. Weird. I was then dragged to the end of my bed by something. I crawled forward, still freaking out. I then get up and RUN to my mom’s and the lights inside her room are on, is she getting up for work at this time? I bang on her door on my knees, quiet at first, then louder till she hears me. She opens the door and I show her my neck. “Something bit me.” Jordan opens her door too. My mom takes a look, says “oh my god” in a dramatic “not again” kind of way and walked downstairs to sit at the island, forehead in hand. I rush downstairs and remember asking myself “am I dreaming?” A moment later I snap back to being in bed, 4:00 am. I felt my neck and it was fine. This was the most subtly crafted absolute mind fuck of a dream/nightmare I’ve ever had. Cheers.

I love the idea that the guys running the dangerous paranormal containment facility hire the first random guy they can find to work security 😅

So it sounds like 2 this guy basically works for the SCP Foundation.

@kazumablackwing4270

5 жыл бұрын

Matthew Archer only if they started outsourcing security to D-class personnel...and also start recruiting said D-class personnel from the street

@silvernight9167

5 жыл бұрын

What is the scp?

@JBlank.

5 жыл бұрын

@@silvernight9167 incredible series of short stories

@Przemko27Z

5 жыл бұрын

@@jabalzy6982 I don't know, a screaming abomination seems to be very much not shot to death.

@peterking167

5 жыл бұрын

Matthew Archer worked*

This sounds a SCP facility

@zhikos_6441

5 жыл бұрын

Also sounds like scp 096

$37? Damn that’s well worth the ghosts.

This is my favorite creepypasta ever by far, especially since it's one of the first list of rules creepypastas (as far as I know)

@Zathanex

2 жыл бұрын

No

ben stillers 5 nights at the museum

@ladiesman743

5 жыл бұрын

Ahhahahahaahhahahahahahaahhahahahahahah

Ok but like think about it this way: it'll become normal after a while and you would still be making $37 an hour. I would take that job in an instant, lmao.

Man, I wish there was a continuation of this story. It's one of my favourites.

The image of the monster looks like he's really suspicious about something. Edit: I just realised that one of the rules is just "Give a demon his damn evening coffee"

I've literally been listening to these videos for 3 days straight.. I cant get enough lol Thank you and keep up the good work

@etlttc353

5 жыл бұрын

Same Now im in love with creepy pasta

If i could do this job with my best friend and one of my other friends I'll do it

@etlttc353

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@ruskibot7745

5 жыл бұрын

It would be great with the bros.

@etlttc353

5 жыл бұрын

@@ruskibot7745 hell yah

My mom worked night security at a old mental hospital place was creepy as hell also never Skip reading the manifesto

This is my favorite upload on your entire channel. The sheer terror of being bound by rules and not helped by other people for what ever reasons...

Any fellow security guards here that also really enjoy security guard creepypastas? Lol. Funny that I'd prefer half the 'horror' jobs presented in these stories XD.

@kevinwyman3385

5 жыл бұрын

There's so many of them ive heard and they are usually great

@Krosstic

5 жыл бұрын

Brandon Burchatz Fuck yeah dude, I’d take 40 bucks to sit on my ads and feed a ghost their sippy sippy

@nemesisreaper17

5 жыл бұрын

As a night guard who drives to many different locations, some are just down right scary but I have nerves of steel now.

@DoctorRobertNeville

5 жыл бұрын

90% mind cracking boredom and 10% crazy shit time? Yeah I'll do it easy peasy lemon squeazy. Minimum $20 p/h and full benefits after 90 days though.

@sil3ntkn1ght27

5 жыл бұрын

I used to sit on an abandoned factory out in the sticks on the weekend nights. Only PS4 got me through those shifts.

So the protagonist got fired from their real job, locked themselves in a room, browsed /r/SCP for a few hours, took drugs to forget the pain, then had a pseudo nightmare/night terror fueled by the very drugs they took to forget said pain; afterwards posting it on Reddit after forgetting they took drugs? The creature at 4:01 AM was also likely inspired by a REAL someone knocking on their door to see if they were okay (considering they've been locked in since their 'shift' started). It also could've been subconscious recollection of them having to get up at that time for their real job, and the monster was merely an extremely radical characterization of their boss getting angry at them for being late. At-least, that's my take on the story. The entire experience sounds extremely similar to a dream (the only physical 'person' immediately left after giving specified instructions with only one perceived emotion, which is typical of an average dream-character; and any minor physical evidence of things being tampered with was always erased).

@dukebongo2433

5 жыл бұрын

If that's the case then how did the guy get his check if he was fired then wouldn't his pay be revoked?

@hahahahahaha2366

5 жыл бұрын

Federal law establishes a minimal requirement for paychecks if you get fired or leave for other reasons; otherwise the company could get sued in court by the employee if the check isn't given within 72 hours. Some state laws may say they have to immediately give the final check, too. With that knowledge, it's safe to assume the protagonist definitely would've gotten their check, fired or not.

@MethuselahWinter

5 жыл бұрын

hahahahahaha2366 But if the check was from the place he was fired from it would’ve said so. The check he got had no return addresses and no company name.

@laserfoxalpha1958

5 жыл бұрын

hahahahahaha2366 "the screamer" sounds a lot like scp 096

I would’ve kept the job. 37/hour is worth it, I got student loans to pay

@tkrowgamer

5 жыл бұрын

I would just do my schoolwork during my shift.

Video: "Is this Christopher?" Me: Ye... Video: "Said the voice on the other end"

Omg what if they were like a sub branch of the scp organization, I loved this narration

Not gonna lie if I worked there I would probably go back for another shift

@K3NB0T

5 жыл бұрын

Thirty Seven An Hour That is all.

23:27 Lmao I was getting a SCP vibe throughout the entire video.

@kbto

4 жыл бұрын

I’m pretty cute the story is about the SCP

Favorite Storyteller hands down, in the beginning I had to get used to your voice but it's grown on me. Love you man ,stay safe .

Love that you dont post compilations. They fill up my auto play and cant be skipped or set to not be Interested. This is a channel I can fall asleep to:)

Loved this story! Your voice is so perfect for these creepy narrations... you are one of my favorite narrators! 😀✌👍

@clairefellows6822

5 жыл бұрын

Who r your fav narrators clancy pasta is one of mine to. X

@doodleartlover

5 жыл бұрын

@@clairefellows6822 - Me, too. I also really like CreepsMcPasta and KingSpook. ✌

@clairefellows6822

5 жыл бұрын

Awww yes brilliant, I listen every chance I get but they make me sleepy and I end up falling asleep and having to go back over to where I nodded of lol..... Is this just me?!?! Lol x

@EB-fp8ep

5 жыл бұрын

Right😉

@jadedgreeneyes8475

5 жыл бұрын

Darkness Prevails is my fave 😱🤯🤪

just thinking, if this company were similar to the scp foundation, would it not be easier to have trained person ell work at that location, and have procedures for certain events, such as the eyeless creature broke down the door in the small hallway? Or have some sort of gear that protects them for a short time?

Thanks for the uploads. These good stories makes my nightshift go by really quick.

This one really was fantastic!

The real five nights at Freddie's NO, I said the REAL five nights at Freddie's *perfect*

@WesternOhioInterurbanHistory

5 жыл бұрын

Best commet on this video.

@thornalbury7541

5 жыл бұрын

No

@connorgames9142

5 жыл бұрын

Freddy's not Freddies

@whydoiexist3046

5 жыл бұрын

Ion

@Groza_Dallocort

5 жыл бұрын

Nah this is the SCP font

Dear, Mr.creeps i grew up with your narrations my first ever creepypasta was one that you read and i just wanted to thank you for making videos that raised me into the horror lover i am today!

I love the narrator already. Such a deep, cool, calming voice. Perfect for a rainy day creepypasta.

Spooky af amazing narration. Always helped me sleep 🙏🏼🙏🏼

Loved it. I really liked listening to this and it's almost midnight so it makes it spookier ;D

@yourstupidreporter2290

5 жыл бұрын

Couldn’t have said that my self

Sounds like SCP: Shy Guy

@Shagger.

5 жыл бұрын

096 you uncultured swine

@PinktoastLP

5 жыл бұрын

SCP 096 wouldnt have been stopped by a metal door, lol.

@androidaxolotl8311

4 жыл бұрын

The Number Is SCP-096, And The "Couldn't Be Stopped By A Metal Door" Thing Is Correct. The Following Is Copied Directly From The SCP Wiki: "At this point, no known material or method can impede SCP-096's progress."

Soooooo cool!!!! This story makes me excited make part 2!!!!!

At least he followed the rules lmao

i’m reaaaaady to hunker down w/ my blanket and kitties!! it’s raining today 🌧 🌧 so it’s adding more atmosphere. ☺️💖 ty for uploading, Mr. Creeps!

@ManMythLegend123

5 жыл бұрын

Kendra Leavitt you must be close to montreal quebec right? It was exactly the same here

@cheshiregrin7557

5 жыл бұрын

It's storming here...perfect setting

@perrybb2

5 жыл бұрын

It's storming pretty much everywhere in North America because of the hurricane. Think people.

@kendraleavitt2122

5 жыл бұрын

closeeeeeer to ottawa , but the weather is pretty garbage everywhere. we’ve had multiple tornado warnings recently. 😬 spooky. ( being from NB , still not used to the bad weather )

@ManMythLegend123

5 жыл бұрын

Mason Stahl are you okay? La tornade a touché gatineau!

dude your narrating skills are incredible I can't wait to hear more from you

Great story. Well wrote and interesting plot that kept my attention. Idk who wrote this but they should continue writing.

Rules for the security guards I hire: 1.lock all doors before 12am 2.cover all the windows with a piece of paper or something 3.never leave the office past 1am 4.i you see something (inhuman) wandering around, get as far away from it as you can (remaining in the building) 5.if it sees you, look away, but don’t move otherwise 6.when you arrive in your office, closed the door, and lock it TIGHT 7.if you see the thing outside your office, hide under your desk. 8.if the thing sees you, turn all nearby lights giving your position away OFF 9.when you see the thing enter your office, check the time. Wait until 5am to leave your hiding space 10.do not look at the thing until 5am, when your shift ends at the thing disappears

I love listening to these stories. Your voice helps me fall asleep. Sounds weird that I love falling to sleep to scary stories. I never have nightmares either 😆

@alexmckee5002

5 жыл бұрын

Im the same way

@felisha1986

5 жыл бұрын

Alex Mckee now I don’t feel so weird lol 😂

@Danilingusness

5 жыл бұрын

As all the creepy things in those stories would say... You’re never alone. 😂🤣😋 Ditto!

Man this was a great one. It left me wanting more, please let me know if theres another to this.

I was a Louisiana State Special Officer during and after Hurricane Katrina in New Orleans and the things we saw down there makes this story seem like Bible Camp.

"As I shook his hand I could feel his palms were sweaty KNEES WEAK ARMS WERE HEAVY VOMIT ON HIS SWEATER ALREADY GHOST SPAGHETTI"

Im saying that i l love this even before hearing it. Thats how good the title is!

YESS IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS ONE!! I loved it and forgot the name and for some reason had forgotten to like it now I can finally give it the love it deserves

Ayyy, another Honda Civic owner. My brotha! I own a 2002 myself. It's quite old but still runs like a charm and everything works.

Only 10 rules? That's it? Are you sure? Thanks Creeps, always a pleasure.

It sounds like an scp foundation but it definitely isn't. They wouldnt let only 1 security guard do it. They'd also take extremely good precautionary measures to keep it contained regardless of how many guards there are. In the real thing, the facility would be built such as those things would not be able to breach no matter what. Of course if it was a keter there is only so much you can do. Non the less I loved this story

@lucalinadreemur9448

5 жыл бұрын

Plus they would've just stuck a D-class personnel in the security room, rather than a civilian

@leirbag1595

5 жыл бұрын

It isprobably one of those SCP-wannabes, would explain the sloppy security.

@flamixflame2685

5 жыл бұрын

@@leirbag1595 probs an onsite nuke if anything goes remotely wrong

I don't know why, but the way you were talking was making me laugh when I should have been scared (which I am kinda thankful for)

Hey shadow man you wanna throw an office party?? You bring your shadow friends and I already got snacks and music!

💜💜 these so much!

Bruh, you worked as a temp for a front company of the SCP foundation

You are a genius. I was just thinking the same thing years later. (I’m new to creepypastas on KZread). This would be a freaking wonderful game! Like, you get the rule sheet and decide to follow it or not.. maybe you get half the sheet and have to find the other half when making your rounds? I dunno but I think I’m going to talk someone about what to do to make this.

Demon: *bangs on door* New guy is the doomguy: *answers* Demon at 4:02AM: "id like to apologize"

This would make a good movie

We need more of this type of horror, less of DEMONIK POSESHUN Yes I know SCP Wiki exists

@alexmckee5002

5 жыл бұрын

Do you know how to spell

@DisasterEnby

5 жыл бұрын

@@alexmckee5002 r/whooosh

@HullsColby

5 жыл бұрын

@@DisasterEnby Now this is the real use of r/woosh, know what to use it for unlike those others who r/woosh on a serious reply even thought the original comment is political humor that is needed to be taken either as a joke or a serious statement.

This is such a great video

Whenever u get a “browsing Reddit “ in a story ur about to narrate u should switch it for a”watching KZread “ cuz that would be more immersive 👌👌

I'd stay for multiple nights. I live for the thrill of true horror.

@y.cuevas9933

3 жыл бұрын

I'd stay for the money.

@dosidicusgigas1376

Жыл бұрын

I doubt that, anyone who says they live for horror hasnt experienced it. True horror is violence, suffering, death.

could you imagine being that unlucky dude that opened the door at 4:01 and getting clapped by a ghost

Tbh this is the one of the best of the "my job has weird rules" genre. The only one that I think is as good as the fire watch one

@settingsun5582

2 жыл бұрын

I think that you call these types of creepypastas "rulespastas"

Literally the only person who actually follows the rules given to them compared to the other "Rules" creepypasta stories...