A baby zombie exists: Philza: Oh no! Anywa... Technoblade: P H I L Z A ! ! !

@wisejoot551

3 жыл бұрын

L O O K O O O U T ! ! !

@jazzya1

3 жыл бұрын

A A A A A A A A A A ! ! !

@Ballo2313

3 жыл бұрын

N O O O O O O O O

@artsygremlin9091

3 жыл бұрын

The reason techno hates orphans is because of the baby zombies ( this is my idea)

@doyoubelieveinmagic3786

3 жыл бұрын

Noice

Baby Zombie: **exists** Techno: *"PHILZA! GET DOWN MR. PRESIDENT"*

@JacklynWasFound

3 жыл бұрын

XDD

@mattalsol2360

3 жыл бұрын

No that's not accurate, He hates governments, he woudnt say Mr. President to philza

@whatthehellisthisthing

3 жыл бұрын

@@mattalsol2360 nah I guess he is gonna never say President to anyone

@burj9842

3 жыл бұрын

@@whatthehellisthisthing *Ahem* jschlatt rlcraft stream

@diljotthunder4348

3 жыл бұрын

YOURE ALL FOOLS HE WOULD SAY DAD

Originally, I thought Techno's intense protectiveness of Phil from baby zombies was just related to his hatred of orphans. Then I learned how Philza lost his Hardcore World and had that "oooooooooohhhhh..." moment.

@nothinkin69

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly, it's probably a mix of both.

@itzz_iz_i

2 жыл бұрын

@@nothinkin69 its a mix of both.

@Nerdnumberone

2 жыл бұрын

@@itzz_iz_i It's definitely more about Philza's hardcore death. When Philza isn't around he treats them like any other hostile mob.

@donovanphillips6278

2 жыл бұрын

I mean they both work.

@Sillysavvy

2 жыл бұрын

Wait a minute techno blade hates orphans? oh my God I did not know that I have not been on the dream SMP for too long so I would have not known that

0:27 I can't tell if he is preparing himself for the baby zombie, or techno's scream.

@quit4674

2 жыл бұрын

all of the above

@samrtherat

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@JustABubbleTea

2 жыл бұрын

both

@nugget9190

2 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@_gacha_cookies_8516

Жыл бұрын

I say he was preparing for technos scream 😂

I remember the second to last clip. Right after Ranboo made everyone cry, he sent us over to Phil who was wearing makeup and then he was just “oh shit, no face for you” and had to deal with 110k crying viewers

@naddyphobic

3 жыл бұрын

wait mind explaining why Ranboo made everyone cried? I didnt quite catch up to Ranboo's stream

@stormwarden6012

3 жыл бұрын

Nad Nate He had a lore stream that was very angsty and everyone ended up crying

@arymona

3 жыл бұрын

@@stormwarden6012 aww i know it should be bad but i'm awwing because i found it a lil cute, we care about ranboo 🥺

@naddyphobic

3 жыл бұрын

@@stormwarden6012 ah okay, thank you sm!

@hyseore1439

3 жыл бұрын

@@stormwarden6012 which ranboo stream was it?

No one; Techno:PHILLZAAAAAAAAA

@louissemarguerettenavales1253

3 жыл бұрын

Jesus, you need to talk to your father about the upcoming situations here pal ;-;

@bobinard9759

3 жыл бұрын

LOOK OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

@natisagnat

3 жыл бұрын

Jesus Christ, I never knew you liked watching these types of videos

@blobbytheblobfish9341

3 жыл бұрын

Is no one going to question why Jesus is watching this video?

@proffiesloth

3 жыл бұрын

Miserere nobis, Deus

Philza gets attacked by a baby zombie Techno : so how do I explain I'm back from the dead

@croissant_crusader5686

Жыл бұрын

Don't get mad he wanted us to meme his death

@vamsi9497

Жыл бұрын

@@croissant_crusader5686 yeah

@hasiramatheultimatedestroy1618

Жыл бұрын

@@croissant_crusader5686 I'll make an exception for this

@Boxygirl96

Жыл бұрын

@@croissant_crusader5686 thank God, another Voice wiling to keep the laughter going like the King would’ve wanted for us

Baby zombie spawns in a 1000 block radius of Philza Technoblade: So you have chosen... death

Techno: Makes god angry God: shows up Techno: Haha Jk

@naddyphobic

3 жыл бұрын

HAHA JK 🤪

@VanellamonSpring

3 жыл бұрын

HAHA JK 🤪

@Rain6969

3 жыл бұрын

HAHA JK 🤪

@creeeeeeeeee4101

3 жыл бұрын

No

@Joker-wt1pj

3 жыл бұрын

@@Rain6969 unless?...😳😳😳

Me : sees Techno house Also me : uh oh Ph1lza : uh oh Me : wait what-

@MrKennetharellano35

3 жыл бұрын

How does this have so many likes but no comments??

@gamerobama5283

3 жыл бұрын

Kenneth Arellano now you ruined it

@VanellamonSpring

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrKennetharellano35 *Replies

@user-yx2tj7tf1y

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo

@BigPeePee14

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

So it's been a minute since Technos passing, and my heart still aches. I watched a lot of these moments live, not knowing what would happen in the future. He was truly taken from us too early. Alex had such a kind soul and such undying loyalty to his subscribers. Even in his final moments, he thought about us. I truly do miss him, he's definitely a diamond in the rough. May his memory live on. May Technoblade Never Die

@insertnamehere4777

Жыл бұрын

lmao u think he got taken from us to early? bro just went to take on the kingdom of god. life was to easy for the blood god

@MontycelA

Жыл бұрын

@@insertnamehere4777 Stage 4 cancer disagrees

@insertnamehere4777

Жыл бұрын

@@MontycelA nah techno reached stage 5

@insertnamehere4777

Жыл бұрын

@@MontycelA stage 4 was to survivable techno solos

@Neighbor_

4 ай бұрын

​@@insertnamehere4777...It was stage 4 tho??

“It’s Bread, but not bread,” “The floor isn’t made of floor”

Wilbur commiting war crimes: DreamXD: i sleep Two guys wanting a table: DreamXD: Real shit

@woolfster1815

3 жыл бұрын

Hello I never understood what the table was? Could youe explain plz

@scrp6638

3 жыл бұрын

The end frame was the table

@woolfster1815

3 жыл бұрын

@@scrp6638 oh thank a lot coz I saw it a lot in memes. Its the syndicate table isn't it.

@scrp6638

3 жыл бұрын

@@woolfster1815 Yeah that

@woolfster1815

3 жыл бұрын

ohk thanks m8

techboblade when phil is fighting a horde of 10 zombies: “oh hes fine” techno when phil is within a 500 block radius of a baby zombie: PHILZA LOOK OUUUTTT

@apache_hi4672

3 жыл бұрын

Phil: fighting 3 ender dragons simultaneously* Techno: asleep* Phil: is within render distance of a baby zombie Techno: *REAL SHIT*

@victoro5019

3 жыл бұрын

@@apache_hi4672 theres 2 baby zombies near philza: Technoblade: *THIS IS AN AVENGERS DANGER THREAT*

@thecpg980

3 жыл бұрын

@@victoro5019 3 baby zombies near Phil. Techno: *CALLING EVERY MINECRAFT KZreadR KNOWN IN A PANIC*

@mishaweaponsguy484

3 жыл бұрын

@@thecpg980 4 baby zombies near philza Techno:This is a universal threat

@GrehTheSentient

2 жыл бұрын

@@mishaweaponsguy484 5 baby zombies near Philza Techno: This is a galaxy threat

0:27 He was a 100% mentally preparing himself for Techno's scream XD

Philza's reaction won't be the same if he meets a baby zombie again

Phil: I'm cosplaying Techno!! [Has face cam off] Honestly the most accurate cosplay ever

@iiwhispering

3 жыл бұрын

Ohhhhh so that’s why Phil had his facecam off- I mean, **ofc I knew why he had face cam off, I definitely didn’t make the connections after I read this comment**

@named746

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@human7100

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@mauriciomontes7812

3 жыл бұрын

@Sarah AJ Fabella 10:11

@karrggo

3 жыл бұрын

@@iiwhispering he uh,, he actually had his facecam off because he was wearing makeup and didnt want the ranboo raid to see him like that haha,,

Phil and techno: **wins game** Everyone in smp: wtf who did this ... No dream smp over

@cheshiremixs6841

3 жыл бұрын

Black bar, white text, “WHO DID THIS?”

@gayahhbihh

3 жыл бұрын

@@cheshiremixs6841 you forgot the "😂😂"

@simplygamin07

3 жыл бұрын

*Godzilla had a stroke reading this and fucking died*

@himankdayal7013

3 жыл бұрын

...what?

@nienel

3 жыл бұрын

@@simplygamin07 ??

Rest in piece we will never forget him in our memory fly high king "Technoblade never dies"

@denimgworll1245

Жыл бұрын

Peace* But yeah..

@paulductionfilms7429

Жыл бұрын

@@denimgworll1245 yeah rest in peace king o7

@ItsJustReign

Жыл бұрын

o7

@who_knows_idk

5 ай бұрын

Technoblade and Technodad never die o7

Rewatching this now just hurts but also makes me smile. Im so happy I could be alive to have these memories. Fly high, king.

“You’re bullies and I hate you and I’m gonna go fly away like a butterfly injected with steroids” 😂 I feel like this is an accurate description of Tommy’s relationship with these two

@VanellamonSpring

3 жыл бұрын

This is the best comment with st3r!0ds in it

@thatonekidwhositsinacorner8718

3 жыл бұрын

@@VanellamonSpring couldn’t agree more

@tomashowell2686

3 жыл бұрын

That my relationship with anyone to be exact

@user-qd9pk9ld7t

3 жыл бұрын

If I recall corectly, he was flying away using Dream's trident.

@JordynNexus

3 жыл бұрын

Лука Войводич my inner Dream fangirl will be eternally salty about this fact 😂😭

So no one's gonna mention how Phil and Techno literally summoned a god by standing near the end portal?

@fidget0227

3 жыл бұрын

Then begged to it like the god was their mom refusing to take them to the park

@miagutierrezzz

3 жыл бұрын

Genshin impact who?

@akihirodaisuki1168

3 жыл бұрын

@Mince Crafter wdym , second god? He is literally the owner of the server xD

@quinn9074

3 жыл бұрын

@@akihirodaisuki1168 I think they meant that techno is the blood for blood god and dreamXD is a god as well or smt

@kay4081

3 жыл бұрын

@@akihirodaisuki1168 *BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!*

3:14 DreamXD canonically has access to creative mode while regular Dream is just like some homeless Teletubby. XDDDDDDD TECHNOBE SPEAKING FACTS

Phil: i got you dude also phil: looks at an entirely different direction and opens inventory

Imagine Phil having a baby and Techno suddenly screams and drop kicks the baby. Edit: Bruh never had these many likes before, thanks! Damn, feels good when I make people happy.

@edudmodnar9137

3 жыл бұрын

@raymondlynx you gotta believe me

@alastair116

3 жыл бұрын

Techno just runs at the speed of light to Phil's house and screams then drop kicks the baby Forgot to add something, after he drop kicks the baby he just goes to get a glass of water like nothing happened

@Panda10million

3 жыл бұрын

PHILZA LOOK OUT!!!!

@arianvixal7143

3 жыл бұрын

PHIIILLLLLLLLLL

@thesimp6185

3 жыл бұрын

"it's my son, Techno!!"

“Ranboo I’m being attacked by a child” The whole chat: *PHILZA LOOK OUT*

@diwnou2493

3 жыл бұрын

Fellow danganronpa fan?

@shikuji

3 жыл бұрын

I waited till I would see "technoblade joined the game" and then saying "PHIL LOOK OUUT" But it's never happened :(

@mist6908

3 жыл бұрын

*Techno must protect dadza*

@yes-df2sl

3 жыл бұрын

@@shikuji same :(((

@marz6580

3 жыл бұрын

_What if Techno secretly was all the people in chat saying _*_PHILZA LOOK OUT_*

It's a combination of cute, funny, and delightfully prodding that Techno screeched so much at every baby zombie

Legend has it that Techno is protecting Phil from above

Techno: "dream is just some homeless telettubi-" Dream: **spawns** Techno: **nervous laughter** Time stamp: 3:17

@chuuyanakaharas

3 жыл бұрын

@Aditya Bhattacharya he is a teletubby if u think hard abt it

@conradoandrin601

3 жыл бұрын

haha jk

@cookiesncream7047

3 жыл бұрын

Techno: Haha jk 😅

@iengatchalian181

3 жыл бұрын

Jk haha

@takenbackspace8716

3 жыл бұрын

1000th like pooooog

1:47 memory: wiped ranboo: forgot charlie: *gone.*

@severynn

3 жыл бұрын

Hotel? Trivago

@lunar7318

3 жыл бұрын

What stream is that?

@bobross7793

3 жыл бұрын

George: not found

@aniphung9049

3 жыл бұрын

hotel: trivago

@mai5261

3 жыл бұрын

Dream: XD

Philza: wears long eyelashes and wears glasses Also philza: hates it Me born with bad eye sight and long eye lashes: FINALLY SOMEONE FEELS MY PAIN!

The day philza fights a baby zombie on stream is the day the whole chat will cry

i cant wait until there is enough clips of techno screaming "PHILZA LOOK OUT" to make a 15 minute compilation videos

@josiahscott3864

3 жыл бұрын

That's... What this is

@zachklimmer4648

3 жыл бұрын

The title would be “Techno screaming at the elderly and killing babies for 5 minutes”

@kaiathon

3 жыл бұрын

I think we're at two or three minutes

@incorect63

3 жыл бұрын

And tubbo does something whenever techno screams it

@xujulie74

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

At 0:28 you can clearly see Philza's expression as he realises what is about to come

@fayshann

3 жыл бұрын

👩‍🦯

@dummytwap9704

3 жыл бұрын

He got that nam flasbacks

@Unpug

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@dorkamolnar8609

3 жыл бұрын

Shit, here we go again 🤣

coming back to watch after Technoblade's death. this hits harder than stone.

@arceusmewtwo7774

Жыл бұрын

Yeah 😭💔

@jennyball5127

Жыл бұрын

It really does hit like stone..💔🕊😭

‘’PHIL PUT THE NUKES BACK’’ THAT JUST KILLS ME EVERY TIME 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Techno's scream at the beginning carried this vid

@akshajpillaaaay798

3 жыл бұрын

Yea mate, agreed

i absolutely love this pair

@louissemarguerettenavales1253

3 жыл бұрын

Techno, is after all Phil's favourite son...

@Akira-cd2qs

3 жыл бұрын

And it all began in Minecraft Monday...

@Division_24

3 жыл бұрын

We all do after all

@AnEmu404

3 жыл бұрын

@@louissemarguerettenavales1253 I believe Phil has said that Techno considers himself more an old friend to Phil, but i don’t think he dislikes all the family headcanon stuff

@worstplayever700

3 жыл бұрын

@@AnEmu404 yes, Techno has said that for the dsmp they aren't family. Phil and Techno are just friends from the "War". But Phil has said that Techno's ok with the family headcannons outside of the dsmp

rip Technoblade he was one of the greatest players to ever play the game and no one will ever forget him or his legacy Rest in heaven

I can already tell how much I'm going to miss Techno :( #TechnoNeverDies

TECHNO WITH NO ARMOR SO RARE

@mega-chad7339

3 жыл бұрын

That's is common

@professionalshitposter6897

3 жыл бұрын

@@mega-chad7339 why did you use 2 "is" in that sentence

@mega-chad7339

3 жыл бұрын

@@professionalshitposter6897 my bad lmao

@radxpickle

3 жыл бұрын

@@mega-chad7339 no not really

@professionalshitposter6897

3 жыл бұрын

@@radxpickle wdym

techno screaming while protecting philza from baby zombies is the most emotion i’ve EVER heard from him it’s terrifying

@aidan8333

2 жыл бұрын

what about that time when him and Dream were blowing L’manberg up (or is it a u not an e idk) and when he was yelling at Tommy during that

@abandonedacc.5488

2 жыл бұрын

@@aidan8333 it's l'manburg with a U, but honestly that is a close second. just hearing techno have emotion in his voice is so weird because i'm just used to him being so monotone.

@aidan8333

2 жыл бұрын

@@abandonedacc.5488 very very true, and thank you for the correction

@jeffo.1916

2 жыл бұрын

@@abandonedacc.5488 spelling it either way I'd actually fine

@vae2036

2 жыл бұрын

@@abandonedacc.5488 it’s actually L’manberg with an E- If you watch when they first name the nation, Wilbur writes in chat “L’manberg”, as the creator- I wouldn’t argue with him.

whos gonna save phil from baby zombies now

@johndoes_art

Жыл бұрын

PHILLLLL NOOOOOOO

@Occultist_Anonymous

Жыл бұрын

@@johndoes_art PHILZA LOOK OUT

Needed something to cheer me up... RIP a Legend. Love You Techno

techno is afraid of phil dying cause he doesnt want to become an orphan himself.

@makokokouji

3 жыл бұрын

LMAOO this is true XD Tommy and Wilbur will also become orphans XD

@k4vka

3 жыл бұрын

LMAOOOOO 🦀🦀🦀🦀

@mdrm3413

3 жыл бұрын

Philza : dies (not really just a possible scenario) Techno: I have become the very thing I hate.

@guidinglight9082

3 жыл бұрын

The orphan obliterator: MY TIME HAS COME.

@rosemarylittlewood9061

3 жыл бұрын

Oh wait...........

Techno: “I fear no man, but that... thing” [DreamXD] “It scares me”

@damienwonder

3 жыл бұрын

[Baby zombie]

@syene5739

3 жыл бұрын

Haha jk

@rosiomaureira1331

2 жыл бұрын

Haha jk

@Miskahaila

2 жыл бұрын

Haha jk

@notlongcat422

2 жыл бұрын

Ha jk ha

When I watch this I am reminded of Technoblade’s best moments and I can’t help but cry to know he’s gone. RIP big guy

2:19 oh no…our table….it’s broken

Technoblade goes to hospitals to get spawn kills.

@thepoopmachine3974

3 жыл бұрын

I hate you, take my like.

@actuallypuzzle925

3 жыл бұрын

I hate you, take my like.

@laliscie

3 жыл бұрын

I hate you, take my like.

@micaelavazquezhernadez1341

3 жыл бұрын

I hate you, take my like

@somegluttenaddict.-.6375

3 жыл бұрын

I hate you, take my like.

Literally only technoblade has the balls to insult literal god on the smp lmao

@alex2005z

3 жыл бұрын

Tommy just roasts dream as hard as he can, wdym?

@It_Is_Oylenox

3 жыл бұрын

Well he is the blood god

@ceiii9287

3 жыл бұрын

@@alex2005z and you see what happened to him...

@clockworkchan2530

3 жыл бұрын

Techno did once say, "when God sends me to hell, I want him to hesitate".

@noob9768

3 жыл бұрын

YES 666 LIKES

Baby zombie: *is approaching Philza Technoblade: **SCREAMS OF THE DAMNED** RIP Technoblade. Who's going to protect Philza now?

We will never hear that "PHILZA, LOOK OUTT!" anymore R.i.p. Technoblade...

Techno: "DreamXD is the god of the Dream smp meanwhile the regular Dream is just some homeless telettubi-" DreamXD: *spawns* Techno: haha jk

@PedroPerny

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly this comment is so terrible and there is definitely no one I fear that could change mind

@gerryserapo1883

2 жыл бұрын

Say haha jk now

@justclaymore

2 жыл бұрын

@@PedroPerny techno's following a god but when he comes face-to-face with zeus he's s c a r e d

@PedroPerny

2 жыл бұрын

@@gerryserapo1883 haha jk

@faded_books

2 жыл бұрын

@@PedroPerny then why comment?

*"DreamXD is canonical access to creative mode, while the regular Dream is like some homeless Teletubbie."* -TechnoBlade

@thomasnolastname8734

2 жыл бұрын

He's not wrong

@Alevia.

2 жыл бұрын

Haha jk

@ikelio8368

2 жыл бұрын

3:10

@dull_demon4717

2 жыл бұрын

"they actually are i'm the protecter." -DreamXD

@utkarshpareek7838

2 жыл бұрын

DreamXD joins the game HAHAAAA JKKKK!

When Phil accidentally blows up Techno’s house, I love imagining the chat as crows and they’re collectively screaming.

Oh Phil’s great he just always laughs even is the worst of situations

@sullivanish

3 жыл бұрын

When dreamxd showed up his laugh sounded just like quackitys

@mrfunguy1411

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/oXybl7WDibWucZM.html

@the1pufferfish

3 жыл бұрын

Even when he is supposed to be trying to stop his son from exploding his nation.

@squiggle.64

3 жыл бұрын

When l’manburg was blowing up LMFAO

@varietymatters2918

3 жыл бұрын

Caitlin . Yeah I mean he laughed before killing his son

When Technos house blows up you can genuinely see the fear in Phil’s eyes

@stavrosbouzounierakis6584

3 жыл бұрын

(｢`･ω･)｢

@llluiviaaa

3 жыл бұрын

Who wouldn't be!? It's fucking technoblade 💀😭

@trapzgrave

3 жыл бұрын

Techno no likee house blow up Philza Was Obliterated By Technoblade Using The _Orphan Obliterater_

@avatoraaengthelostairbende6682

3 жыл бұрын

If its ranboo i would have chill *BUT ITS TECHNOBLADE OUR LIFE WOULD BE F*CKED IF IT WAS TECHNOBLADE*

@AEXU_

3 жыл бұрын

Alt+f4 that shit

“Technoblade never dies!!” Technoblade We miss you R.I.P😔

@Nightmare11313

Жыл бұрын

We will miss the blood god

@Wolfie-Echo

Жыл бұрын

@@Nightmare11313 yes we will

8:50 Ranboo leaving this one to Techno lol

LMAO **sends charlie into orbit** **goes** **is amazed** **cries a single tear** **forgets** 1:37 LOL

@kennedyweaver7590

3 жыл бұрын

@plague doctor it was slimecicles fist day on the dream smp

Techno and Phil should really start a hardcore series together

@kd755

3 жыл бұрын

Yessss the survival genius and the guy that neva dies

@wongcayven9893

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah the guy who is good at not dying and the guy who just can't die

@sweetsadsiren5569

3 жыл бұрын

I think it would be really funny if they actually did that and Technoblade just does within the first two episodes but imma be honest I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t

@zaddybytes494

3 жыл бұрын

And they both get killed by a baby.zombie

@sweetsadsiren5569

3 жыл бұрын

@@zaddybytes494 Alternatively Philza dies immediately because of a baby zombie and Techno has to continue the series alone

He really did made me laugh... May he rest in peace..

Now that techno is gone, whos gonna protect phil from baby zombies?? Rest and Peace Technoblade

the reason why philza is being protected by techno from baby zombies is because that is how he died in his hardcore thing.

@geekylad8400

3 жыл бұрын

Oh? That's really thoughtful of technoblade

@kellyiamnot1832

3 жыл бұрын

ty i was so confused LMFAO

@matthewduffy7082

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he had the hardcore server for 5 years

@potato.pancake

3 жыл бұрын

@@kellyiamnot1832 yeah it’s this ongoing inside joke bc baby zombies always seem to spawn around phil aldjdkdjdj

@dull_demon4717

3 жыл бұрын

Technically the baby zombie did the most damage and the spider swooped in for the kill

DreamXD is used to non canonically enforce the rules of the server, especially since Dream is imprisoned.

@cryopex9976

3 жыл бұрын

He is used to canonically enforce the rules.

@All54321

3 жыл бұрын

@@cryopex9976 yes, sorry, my mistake

I will forever miss techno screaming at the top of his lungs, Rest In Peace Blood God

Anyone watching this a year later and just watch this for good memories❤🐷

i love how phil blows up the house and then is completely overcome by stress. his emotions were very extreme. "why is steve harvey there?" literally *DIES*

What will Philza do now if he comes across a baby zombie and Technoblade is not there to protect him :( rip Technoblade ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤

"You're so pretty!" "Really?!" 5:45

Imagine Phil actually loses his canon life against a baby zombie

@artlimitless5688

3 жыл бұрын

oh no no no

@_unhaunts

3 жыл бұрын

_flashbacks_

@JDBJake

3 жыл бұрын

*cries a single tear*

@nadia5092

3 жыл бұрын

*flashbacks to his 5 year old hardcore world* I… need some time alone.

@asher2429

3 жыл бұрын

That would be funny yet sad at the same time

I love philza and techno's relationship and anytime that a baby zombies techno is like: *PHIIIILLLLZZZZZAAAA NOOOOOOOOO*

@JacklynWasFound

3 жыл бұрын

@• Eggs • Ehehehe I'm everywhere >:D

Ooh, no one will protect philza from baby zombies now..

“Philza look out” Technoblade said calmly

“PHILZA NOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAH” -Sun Tzu, Art of War

@gammavalentin7

3 жыл бұрын

damn how is this joke more dead then the man himself sun tzu

@lynn9997

3 жыл бұрын

@@gammavalentin7 :’)

@jackalsniper4232

3 жыл бұрын

@@gammavalentin7 "Damn bro" -Sum Tzu, probably

@gammavalentin7

3 жыл бұрын

@@jackalsniper4232 "stop quoting me you fucking zoomers" -sun tzu probably

NOW THAT I KNOW THAT PHILZA DIED IN MINECRAFT HARDCORE BY A BABY ZOMBIE AFTER 5 YEARS, SEEING TECHNO SCREAM AND TRYING TO KILL THE BABY ZOMBIE IS JUST HILARIOUS AND ADORABLE

@Humairah2652

3 жыл бұрын

I made it 69 likes

@itsolie9037

Жыл бұрын

Rip tech o

RIP Techno

RIP techno, this might be bad for my mental health but I'm just gonna go through his highlights.

technoblade is philza simp confirmed

@Hashirramzan2

3 жыл бұрын

So that means that techno simps for his dad!! 🤨🤨🤨🧐🧐🧐🧐

@overwrite3976

3 жыл бұрын

@@Hashirramzan2 HMMM I KINDA THINK SOMETHIN UNHOLY

@overwrite3976

3 жыл бұрын

@sAdKarRet not really but in my opinion DUCK YEA

@kay4081

3 жыл бұрын

@@overwrite3976 *awh sh*t what is wrong with your mind?*

@nyom6378

3 жыл бұрын

@@Hashirramzan2 In Dream SMP, Techno isn't part of the family dynamic of Sleepy bois Inc. soo... Nah

Techo: sees Phil and baby zombie Also techno voice: *scared noises*

@janguziak8406

2 жыл бұрын

*Techo*

@websiterror44

2 жыл бұрын

@@janguziak8406 *Tech*

@ae-cha3450

2 жыл бұрын

@Nyxi_Stories *T*

@arceus8992

2 жыл бұрын

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@lokeshverma9951

2 жыл бұрын

*Technoblade*

6:46 He’s playing a fucking rhythm game

Rest in peace Techno. Thank you for all the memories

No one Philza : "ooh fu*k it's bread but not bread"

@ori-onyxvyntarz3276

3 жыл бұрын

Clip starts at 5:17

@alopleorange2152

3 жыл бұрын

I can’t believe it’s not bread

Philza finding a full diamond skeleton and just screaming "THIS IS NOT A DRILL" Lol Idk if I'd be happy to find such a rare thing or be terrified

@i_envy_you

3 жыл бұрын

i found a half netherite, half diamond baby zombie once

@Proj3ta

3 жыл бұрын

@@i_envy_you I don't think they can spawn with netherite, are you sure it didn't pick up the armor from someone who died?

@FedUpFancy

2 жыл бұрын

I found one like 7 years ago and I named him Jeff.

@jikkosuru7574

2 жыл бұрын

*memories to the full enchanted gold armor baby zombie and a fucking spider*

@shubhamsharma6033

2 жыл бұрын

I would be fricking happy

technoblade never fucking dies.

"Technoblade never die" A man once said "a man die when he is forgotten" We can’t let this happen

Baby zombies: *exist* Techno: We don't do that here

@Ardorstorm

3 жыл бұрын

Babies: _Exist_ Techno: We don’t do that here

@daviclemons6910

3 жыл бұрын

Orohans... _I-_

@daviclemons6910

3 жыл бұрын

Pretend that said Orphans

Ranboo sounded like Technoblade when he said “DROP THE NUKES PHIL” Is it possible that they are brothers?

@KryaTheEgghead

3 жыл бұрын

O-o

@gendervanishedo7

3 жыл бұрын

@@KryaTheEgghead fr

@naomi_cochran._.8132

3 жыл бұрын

His brand is litterally the off brand techno.... XD (Srry if this sounds rude or aggressive lol)

@gendervanishedo7

3 жыл бұрын

@@naomi_cochran._.8132 doesn’t sound aggressive 😂

@toastedjam1470

3 жыл бұрын

Ranboo was techno’s child canonicaly for like a week Techno didn’t like it tho and it was before they knew each other

"Welcome guys to another episode of skywars" -Technoblade Its been a long journey .

4:35 the reaction of someone realising they need to get fixing or face the wrath of a vengeful lazy pig

0:27 I like how Philza is like, “No, pls, not again”

* forgets * basicly sums up ranboos whole character.

@christineoakley5016

3 жыл бұрын

Yep

Bro that “i could be on photoshop and texting girls” IM WHEEZING LMAOO 9:17

im going to cry. thank you for making this. i know it was like, a year ago, long before... now. but thank you.

"*doesn't know why crying *cries more*" me constantly

@Bosshuntman

2 жыл бұрын

You doing better bro?

@SilverFrostYT

2 жыл бұрын

Oh dear 😅

@aylafrost2209

2 жыл бұрын

-How i feel every month

I love how at 2:33 Phil and Techno were telling Dream to put the portal back and Ranboo over here is just asking if Phil is alright. It killed my heart in more ways than one. And maybe my voice as well

I miss this perfect duo. Rest in peace Technoblade [*]

hahah im crying at the fact that there'd be no more of his lovely voices in 2023

Dono: “Your my dad” Ph1lza: Boogie Woogie woogie

Remember this man is the most feared person on dream smp

@hanpines3808

2 жыл бұрын

As he should be

@avriellagulferic3368

2 жыл бұрын

Like literally

@averydrunkgod4805

2 жыл бұрын

Which one, techno or Phil?

@avriellagulferic3368

2 жыл бұрын

@@averydrunkgod4805 both luv, both😅😅

@puppetplayz2455

Жыл бұрын

Well......was......the most feared on the smp.......