"Sorry wife, gotta go fight crime" And that's going to the quote book

@bibox_3365

3 жыл бұрын

I Laughed for like 20 Minutes XDD

@umbra2633

3 жыл бұрын

Hey I Hope Everyone Is Having A Great Day, My Grandad Said If I get 1000 Subscribers By Christmas He Will Buy Me My Dream PC 🙏🙏 Need All The Help Thank You Have A Blessed Day.

@f00tfunguss

3 жыл бұрын

@@umbra2633 sure he did

@Bob-od3vd

3 жыл бұрын

Can someone sub to me

@Moon404yt

3 жыл бұрын

where's my superhero suit?

"NOO DONT DIVORCE ME" "phil was that your mother" *what kind of sweet home alabama shit is this*

@Nyx_404

3 жыл бұрын

That was sweet home Alabama in a nutshell

@CloutzyFTBL

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@omarromero2963

3 жыл бұрын

SwEeT hOmE ALABAMa

@dysonthatsit4223

3 жыл бұрын

WOAH WOAH

@passionsweird.1906

3 жыл бұрын

MAKSJS LMFAO

almost a year later, and Wilbur and Tommy are still gaslighting Phil into thinking that his wife isn't real.

@odinudin4313

2 жыл бұрын

YEP

@ittselli3245

2 жыл бұрын

but now she participates in it aswell

@eshannnn

2 жыл бұрын

800th like

@liveactionme6607

2 жыл бұрын

And Kristian

@crxksyy2ndaccount

Жыл бұрын

Cause she's not xd

the beautiful progression from “phil how do i get a wife” to “phil wives aren’t real” to “tuesdays and gravity deniers”

@Theunicorn2012

10 ай бұрын

the beautiful progression from “phil how do i get a wife” to “phil wives aren’t real” to “tuesdays and gravity deniers”

@amityplay

7 ай бұрын

love that progression sm lol

@Theunicorn2012

Ай бұрын

the beautiful progression from “phil how do i get a wife” to “wives aren’t real” to “tuesdays and gravity deniers”

"I'm half a stack years old." The most minecrafty thing ive ever heard anyone say

@justjose8002

3 жыл бұрын

LOL ikr

@alastair116

3 жыл бұрын

I have a stack of battery on my phone

@arianvixal7143

3 жыл бұрын

@John Doe that took me awhile to remember

@DuckzAreCool

3 жыл бұрын

What about Tommy wanting to farm wives 😂

@sometimes_goodatgaming4343

3 жыл бұрын

It's almost like ppl call him "philza minecraft"

“Babe come over” “Can’t, my city needs me”

@garto_2

3 жыл бұрын

"my parents aren't home"

@gachastarszamasu_6859

3 жыл бұрын

@@garto_2 "they got kidnapped! I'll save them!"

@kayleelahman8258

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHHAHAHAHA

@elizademes1516

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@thebossetrino9352

3 жыл бұрын

YES I WAS YOU'RE ALMIGHTY 1.3 K LIKES AAAAAHHHHHHH (GETS AR%USED) THAT FELT GGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDD

I love how Tommy is kidding but Phil is ever so slightly genuinely concerned that he's being serious.

@Theunicorn2012

Ай бұрын

I love how Tommy is kidding but Phil is ever so slightly genuinely concerned that he's being serious.

I love how Tommy’s logic is: “Philza is married I am NOT married So this was VERY funny”

@Theunicorn2012

Ай бұрын

I love how Tommy’s logic is: “Philza is married I am NOT married So this was VERY funny”

basically, phil: “tommy is at the age where he thinks about one thing” kristen: “women?” phil: *panik*

@Sarcastic-brainwash

3 жыл бұрын

@@Noone-gi2ox sadly just a joke 😔

@Noone-gi2ox

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sarcastic-brainwash sad-

@india7416

3 жыл бұрын

Same energy as that Wednesday Addams clip-

@Sarcastic-brainwash

3 жыл бұрын

@@india7416 oop

@amogus9945

3 жыл бұрын

@@Noone-gi2ox what did u say

“im half a stack years old” sounds like somehing a dad would say to be cOoL

@emmytheidiot5802

3 жыл бұрын

That sounds like what my dad would say but we all know he is another 4 years older

@PlayStore-lj8lf

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@Not_Xo

3 жыл бұрын

Haha @play store your just say “yes” lmao

@Theunicorn2012

Ай бұрын

“im half a stack years old” sounds like something a dad would say to be COoL

Phil:"That was my wife." Wilbur:"I don't think you have one of those anymore."

@Theunicorn2012

Ай бұрын

Phil: "That was my wife." Wilbur : " I don't think you have one of those anymore."

This is still one of his best videos. The casual nature of the conversation that slowly leads them into going insane is hilarious.

@Theunicorn2012

Ай бұрын

This is still one of his best videos. The casual nature of the conversation that slowly leads them into going insane is hilarious

Plot twist: Kristin is actually the Samsung Smart Fridge

@marianhee3066

3 жыл бұрын

Holy crap

@ryantalley5284

3 жыл бұрын

Simpsung

@QueenRatMan

3 жыл бұрын

@@marianhee3066 yes

@waliahmed6

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAOOOOO

@KeitieKalopsia

3 жыл бұрын

Wives were eliminated from existence, so her conscience was preserved in their home’s Samsung Smart Fridge to keep her alive.

7:46 phil and kristin have never sounded MORE like tommy’s parents than in that moment “he wants to speak to you.” “did you take anything away from what kristin said?”

@ruby-no6tz

3 жыл бұрын

It makes me think they would be good parents

@justjose8002

3 жыл бұрын

@@ruby-no6tz lol

10:22 Tommy: I want to rid the world of wives Wilbur: We feel like you would be quite a good start for this Phil how did you get a wife and how could we remove her? Tommy: How could we remove her without- without there being any traces? Phil: Jesus- Kristin: N O Phil: **laughs** Kristin: DON'T DIVORCE ME *P L E A S E* Tommy and Phil: **laughs** Tommy and Wilbur: Phil, who is that? Who is that? Who is that, Phil? Phil: She just burst through the door **laughs** Tommy and Wilbur: **laughs harder**

@Official_me_

Жыл бұрын

You quoted that way to well

@dreamjoy3041

Жыл бұрын

Why thank you ✨

philza : *dying of laughter* Tommy : Wilbur lets start a Wife-Disaperral Service Wilbur : We should also remove Gravity *more dying of laughter*

“What’s stopping me?” “Your personality. You’re very insufferable.” That is the hardest burn I’ve ever seen in my whole life.

@marz6580

3 жыл бұрын

ÓÓÓÓ

@marz6580

3 жыл бұрын

*WHÁT*

@laurawoolley4785

3 жыл бұрын

😔👌

@netherillager5959

3 жыл бұрын

Nice link icon doe

@brainisrunbygoblin6943

3 жыл бұрын

9:40 is the timestamp if anyone wants it

wilbur's tired voice and kristin's "no don't divorce me please" are both so fucking iconic it's scary

@ittybittykibibyte

3 жыл бұрын

He sounds like Ghostbur but more dead lmao

@KaizoGMR

3 жыл бұрын

The voice of wilbur is no dead, its just like he is trying to not laugh

@orlando9966

3 жыл бұрын

The "noooo, dont divorce me please" made me think she wants him for money lol

@gaeancastillo9020

3 жыл бұрын

@@ittybittykibibyte well he's definitely more dead now lmao

@ittybittykibibyte

3 жыл бұрын

@@gaeancastillo9020 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

why does Wilbur sound like he’s on the verge of tears the whole video

@bangtansonyeodan1088

7 ай бұрын

It’s ghostburs voice it for the lore

@skeleton9470

2 ай бұрын

real

@Theunicorn2012

Ай бұрын

why does Wilbur sound like he’s on the verge of tears the whole video

"I love gaslighting" - Harrybook

Pardon me wife, I’m going to.. *A P P R E H E N D T H E P O R K T H I E F*

@Inconsistent_Duckposting

3 жыл бұрын

Utriudtmkudt

@TheColourfulSidetwitch

3 жыл бұрын

BAHAHAHAHAHA

@Zlinkra

3 жыл бұрын

@THE GOD OF MEMES 0-0

@thegreatjan

3 жыл бұрын

@@Inconsistent_Duckposting when the stroke

@coffeetree_

3 жыл бұрын

IM CRYINDJFGKSHDFSSKJD

"Im leagally old enough to get a wife so whats stopping me!?" "your personality"

@Xertsaa

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@okialy9636

3 жыл бұрын

yikes

@theoofer1483

3 жыл бұрын

That roast th0

@marz6580

3 жыл бұрын

Ooooohhhhh

@liavers

3 жыл бұрын

F

Who would've guessed. All these years later, Tommy is now married to the love of his life... Tubbo.

@Theunicorn2012

Ай бұрын

Who would've guessed. All these years later, Tommy is now married to the love of his life… Tubbo.

@prismatic_gdm

Ай бұрын

@@Theunicorn2012 Thanks?

"Sorry wife, I have to go fight crime!" Best quote on this channel

“Half a stack years old” is the most Minecraft thing I’ve ever heard

@umbra2633

3 жыл бұрын

Hey I Hope Everyone Is Having A Great Day, My Grandad Said If I get 1000 Subscribers By Christmas He Will Buy Me My Dream PC 🙏🙏 Need All The Help Thank You Have A Blessed Day.

@clyded8404

3 жыл бұрын

@@umbra2633 sorry but shut up

@RRRAHHHHH

3 жыл бұрын

@@umbra2633 shut

@graze2991

3 жыл бұрын

@@clyded8404 thats not nice

@clyded8404

3 жыл бұрын

@@graze2991 ik that's y I said sorry

"Sorry wife,i have to go and fight crime" -Iron Man in the Avengers Movie

@venkateshappaj9586

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@RealGachaLife

3 жыл бұрын

*-Philza, real life

@minimoonie6431

3 жыл бұрын

@@RealGachaLife lol

@DudeBro76

3 жыл бұрын

4th comment, I bet this post will blow up

@imposter2491

3 жыл бұрын

Hi

Two years later, and now he is married to Tubbo. What a world we live in.

@Theunicorn2012

Ай бұрын

Two years later, and now he is married to Tubbo. What a world we live in.

I like the part where they actually managed to convince Phil his wife isn't real... *Oh wait.*

@tyrtem

3 ай бұрын

11:31

“I’m half a stack years old” is the only correct way to describe his age

@yourfellowpolishtranslator2918

3 жыл бұрын

There's one more: 'old'

@syedmohibbulwaris1688

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Theunicorn2012

Ай бұрын

“I’m half a stack years old” is the only correct way to describe his age

“ Just killed a woman feeling good” well this explains a lot..

@misseverything7202

3 жыл бұрын

oH DUCK

@shihabmunshi5100

3 жыл бұрын

i am seeing a pattern here

@asteriswagner7950

3 жыл бұрын

you have 999 likes even if you deserve it i can't put a like more. 999 is sacred. This is a joke.

@3rdEyeLenny

3 жыл бұрын

You have 999 likes

@Taco169

3 жыл бұрын

Thx for the 1k likes :)

12:13 Wives really are like grass, gamers don't touch it

@Abyss_xL

Жыл бұрын

So what if you're a girl that plays videogames

@K1R8Y

Жыл бұрын

@@Abyss_xL get a prescription to become a man

@Abyss_xL

Жыл бұрын

@@K1R8Y understandable

@K1R8Y

Жыл бұрын

@@Abyss_xL also off topic but i just realized you have a pfp from my favorite music artists mv i think that is rlly cool

@Theunicorn2012

Ай бұрын

12:13 Wives really are like grass, gamers don't touch it

2 years later and he has a girlfriend (and jackmanifold)

“How do I farm wives.” - Every Minecraft Teenager Ever

@spesq

3 жыл бұрын

To the person who’s reading this: you're very adorable and intelligent human! Stay healthy during quarantine 🌈☁️. My dream is to get my channel into KZread recommendations. I have been struggling to get there any help is appreciated 🌥 🌥

@Az-mj3cd

3 жыл бұрын

Bot

@tophatman1192

3 жыл бұрын

It's more like girlfriends

@ailinhdotcom

3 жыл бұрын

@@spesq im sorry but self promotion in KZread is often despised on 😭

@spesq

3 жыл бұрын

@@Az-mj3cd no

“You are divorced!” “But I have a ring on my finger.” *“Eat it.”*

@manuelmathew848

2 жыл бұрын

timestamp?

@gameguin6113

2 жыл бұрын

I see the helper in security breach has returned with a vegan excuse, and instead of telling you to eat pizza, he’s now telling you eat it, whatever it is you must eat it.

@yo_itsnicole7333

2 жыл бұрын

@@manuelmathew848 11:36 :)

@skelegone-qx3os

2 жыл бұрын

*I MUST CONSUME THE RING* *NOM*

@ilikecookiesuvu8444

2 жыл бұрын

Divorce papers? NO. Eating cake rings? Yes

NGL I usually find Tommy annoying but he's slowly growing on me as I watch random videos of him with Phil, Wilbur, and Techno. Tommy buddy, I can see you growing up to be a cool dude. Don't let people stomp you to the ground, you're young and full of energy! Make the most out of your life and be happy.

I love how sleepy Wilbur sounds

MARRIED MAN PHIL IS COOL AND OLD

@umbra2633

3 жыл бұрын

I love your content

@pippanin6008

3 жыл бұрын

HEY BIG MAN WISP

@orangeworkouts3039

3 жыл бұрын

@@umbra2633 stop playing pretty when theres a youtuber

@microwavedlilo

3 жыл бұрын

YUP

@Jyudee

3 жыл бұрын

That is interesting.

I love how easily Wilbur just turned Tommy’s arguments from “I need a wife now” to “lets gaslight Phil into not having a wife”

@mr_rfrm7169

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, wife's don't exist now. All of them have been cut down.

@theawkwardguy5397

3 жыл бұрын

@@mr_rfrm7169 wtf is a woman? If they exist why hasn’t one talked to me *:(*

@AroMangle

3 жыл бұрын

@@theawkwardguy5397 I am woeman

@theawkwardguy5397

3 жыл бұрын

@@AroMangle you aren’t woeman

@AroMangle

3 жыл бұрын

@@theawkwardguy5397 I am woeman.

i love how fast tommy went from "i want a wife" to "I HATE WIVES" to "Phil, your wife doesn't exist"

@Theunicorn2012

Ай бұрын

i love how fast tommy went from "i want a wife" to "I HATE WIVES" to "Phil, your wife doesn't exist"

philza is the batman

Guy: **casually stealing something** Phil: *MY SPIDEY SENSES ARE TINGLING*

@lemony.118

3 жыл бұрын

something = pork

@MrBroke

3 жыл бұрын

FLASHBACKS TO FLEX TAPE

@dfnotjulia

3 жыл бұрын

or as wilbur would say: “OHH MY ASSHOLE SENSES ARE TINGLING”

@pokeblinder1985

3 жыл бұрын

I made tommys animatic.. Check out if interested 🙂

@mythicalpeanut8754

3 жыл бұрын

@@pokeblinder1985 stop spamming

cant wait for tommy to make a “I SPOKE TO WOMEN” playlist

@LayeequeGaming

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@-.bread.-9324

3 жыл бұрын

Pffftttt same

@umbra2633

3 жыл бұрын

To the person who’s reading this: you’re very adorable and intelligent human! Stay healthy during quarantine 🌈☁️. My dream is to get my channel into KZread recommendation. I have been struggling to get there any help is appreciated ⛅️⛅️

@madtchap3450

3 жыл бұрын

Lol he made a “Speaking to family members in Minecraft” playlist

@mi.janLuna

3 жыл бұрын

@@umbra2633 shut up spammer

Code: "Do we know anybody that we can hook up with Tommy?" Translation: "Who, out of everyone that we know, do we hate the most?

@Omaishere4u

Жыл бұрын

LMAOO ROAST IN ACTION

3 years later Tommyinnit has a girlfriend named Molly

“What’s it like being old?” “What’s it like being a child?” *”I forgot.”*

@blazegoldrose4263

2 жыл бұрын

The most savage comeback

@water-sv2ou

2 жыл бұрын

I just looked at this comment when they said it

@Leo-ui2ww

2 жыл бұрын

such a mood

@Justaguyiguess

2 жыл бұрын

OOH

@trudlejack

2 жыл бұрын

“I forgor 💀”

You know Phil isnt a true millenial when he says "I'm half a stack years old."

@gendiskaira

3 жыл бұрын

Or a true gamer

@kieraconway9177

3 жыл бұрын

@@gendiskaira they’re the same thing

@NiceO1

3 жыл бұрын

do i want to ruin 777 likes?

@Steak_baker

3 жыл бұрын

........who?

@mallory9289

3 жыл бұрын

@@Steak_baker who’s phil?

I love how whenever will enters the chat, hr always find a way to maneuver the conversation into a cursed bit.

8:43 wilbur joins

How old are you? “Half a stack old” Ah yes he is speaking minecraft

@rivaldo4929

3 жыл бұрын

He playin mine craft.... I like ya cut g **slaps harder than ur dad belt**

@itsmebellum3613

3 жыл бұрын

He is truly Philza Minecraft

@kielbarral7713

3 жыл бұрын

@Tianrui Qi how to make bold text like that?

@drip4304

3 жыл бұрын

@@kielbarral7713 put * [And put the sentence in between] *

@kielbarral7713

3 жыл бұрын

*Ty*

Jokes aside, the fact that Phil was like “no my wife is Kristen” and refused to admit she didn’t exist is so sweet

@GunkedUpGoober

3 жыл бұрын

Wife what wife

@TopHatPlushDjdjendndke

3 жыл бұрын

"No dont divorce me!" - random female stranger Phil kidnapped

@khaozxx

3 жыл бұрын

Ew..wives

@lealie116

3 жыл бұрын

I love that you worded it as "refused to admit" as if she actually doesn't exist

@karadelachukara1960

3 жыл бұрын

​@@lealie116 wdym as if she doesnt exist, are you a conspiracy theorist, or just hearing things

4:53 NOT THE DANTDM CLIP MAN

3:25 That aged well, I guess?

“Did I tell you I sprinted after a thief the other day” Tommy: funniest shit I’ve ever heard

@emi-zk3bn

3 жыл бұрын

1:24

@spesq

3 жыл бұрын

To the person who’s reading this: you're very adorable and intelligent human! Stay healthy during quarantine 🌈☁️. My dream is to get my channel into KZread recommendations. I have been struggling to get there any help is appreciated 🌥 🌥

@pennabuter-4532

3 жыл бұрын

@@spesq cringeeeee

@spesq

3 жыл бұрын

@@pennabuter-4532 lol

@hello-id3qd

3 жыл бұрын

@@pennabuter-4532 accept happieness

“How old are you?” “I’m half a stack years old”

@hilosmilos1745

3 жыл бұрын

Words of a real gamer

@vi5817

3 жыл бұрын

@@hilosmilos1745 of course

@lemony.118

3 жыл бұрын

tommy’s quarter stack years old

@ethanlee8462

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@jdwmyt

3 жыл бұрын

Q: What happened when a faucet, a tomato and lettuce were in a race? A: The lettuce was ahead, the faucet was running and the tomato was trying to ketchup.

Hey your my girlfriend. 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️

@FrameStation

8 ай бұрын

Bro what 💀

i love the idea of george beating tommy to death with the A N N O Y A N C E stick

“We should start a wife disappearal service!” Tommy, that’s called being a hitman! Tommy this is Minecraft not Hitman!

@riante.illust

3 жыл бұрын

@Leave M E Alone ikr, what kind of word is that?! It sounds so non-existent, just like wives!

@daisy3869

3 жыл бұрын

Well, it wasn't very long ago that a man could put his wife in an asylum by simply saying she is crazy (no actual evidence needed). That was pretty much this service o.o

@bogdamms

3 жыл бұрын

Timestamp

@walnut6684

3 жыл бұрын

Too bad he's a bad mercenary

@thomasduon

3 жыл бұрын

maybe they could hire tubbo

The fact that kirsten was trying to actually help- LMAO

@millalambrechts6690

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr bahaha😭✋💅

@sir.squishy6830

3 жыл бұрын

@@millalambrechts6690 what the hell does painting your nails have to do with it?

@jordanlawrence2048

3 жыл бұрын

@@sir.squishy6830 lol

@minimoonie6431

3 жыл бұрын

AWWWWW

@yes-do8lm

3 жыл бұрын

Is no one gonna bring up the fact he wrote KIRSTEN

And a year later, Tommy has tried to take Mumza's advice, and failed

I cant imagine if Molly sees this video

“i think if i had a wife, i’d say to her “you’re not real, go away” and if she did not go away, that’s when i get the lawn mower.” that’s my senior quote, thanks wilbur

@SpeedyCheetahCub

3 жыл бұрын

OMG that's perfect!

@kwhitewinter7088

3 жыл бұрын

Omg i will screenshot this and use it just need to swap wife with husband

@thenatespecial

3 жыл бұрын

this is why some schools are removing senior quotes

@NoNameTbh4

3 жыл бұрын

Epic

@PhasmoJoee

3 жыл бұрын

Best quote ever

"Just killed a women, feeling good" -Tommyinnit, in real life edition

@cersys8007

3 жыл бұрын

Just got 500 feeling good

@umbra2633

3 жыл бұрын

Hey I Hope Everyone Is Having A Great Day, My Grandad Said If I get 1000 Subscribers By Christmas He Will Buy Me My Dream PC 🙏🙏 Need All The Help Thank You Have A Blessed Day.

@axlpce

3 жыл бұрын

@@strike4762 He will use the lawn mower and his diamond sword

i love that tommy's thumbnail are always him laughing or crying and most of the time with the iconic red shirt

Tommy: how do I speed this thing up? Dream joins the call *speedrun music playing*

"I'm 32. I'm half a stack years old" lol

@onerandomcabbage2423

3 жыл бұрын

tommyinnit: “ im 16 im a quarter of a stack years pld “

@FattyBaconxD

3 жыл бұрын

He's a true minecrafter...

@swarthaknag6876

3 жыл бұрын

@@onerandomcabbage2423 an enderpearl stack

@onerandomcabbage2423

3 жыл бұрын

@@swarthaknag6876 true

@Marie_-

3 жыл бұрын

Tommy is a quarter of a stack years old lol

“I’m in the mood for a wife” it sounds like he’s ordering food.

@tomergngn

3 жыл бұрын

isn't he?

@KarateLauren

3 жыл бұрын

@@tomergngn I mean i like dark humor but jesus christ

@tomergngn

3 жыл бұрын

@@KarateLauren you know you nailed a joke when you caused someone clinical depression because of it :D

@ninthcrusader2636

3 жыл бұрын

Depending on your perspective, he is

@tomergngn

3 жыл бұрын

@Blinded II OK that was just cringe

At least he has Molly now 😂

This guy things he’s 20 and it’s the cutest thing

alternative title: 16-year-old thinks about buying a wife while grown men talk him out of it

@Kai-hi2ii

3 жыл бұрын

no no grown man ghostbur is pretty much encouraging him until they start talking about eradicating all wives then he encourages that 😆

@umbra2633

3 жыл бұрын

Hey I Hope Everyone Is Having A Great Day, My Grandad Said If I get 1000 Subscribers By Christmas He Will Buy Me My Dream PC 🙏🙏 Need All The Help Thank You Have A Blessed Day.

@melltoids

3 жыл бұрын

@@umbra2633 Stop

I love how Tommy trying to get married, and then deciding to attempt a brainwashed divorce is #2 on trending.

@OrangePee1s

3 жыл бұрын

This is sad ahaha

@HaifaaAmni

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@rjayy1

3 жыл бұрын

THIS ARTIST IS THE NEXT BIG THING!!🔥🔥 kzread.info/dash/bejne/an5nx7Stqs3gYqg.html

@rjayy1

3 жыл бұрын

THIS ARTIST IS THE NEXT BIG THING!!🔥🔥 kzread.info/dash/bejne/an5nx7Stqs3gYqg.html

@Mastasrasmas

3 жыл бұрын

@@rjayy1 no

“And I’m not married”

If you can't have them, beat them.

“I’m half a stack years old.” how much minecraft has he been playing lmao

@doghaver4343

3 жыл бұрын

Hmmm if id have to guess counting his hardcore series id say about 7-8 years

@YourMom-wn2iy

3 жыл бұрын

So you watched Banana Fish? Cool

@thefoxygirl3630

3 жыл бұрын

His name is literally Philza Minecraft what do you meann

@basseltarek3095

3 жыл бұрын

@@doghaver4343 he is playing since the beta released in 2010

@tasbirmiah5247

3 жыл бұрын

@@YourMom-wn2iy gay

“how does it feel to be old?” “What’s it like being a child?” *Vietnam flashbacks to drista*

@umbra2633

3 жыл бұрын

Hey I Hope Everyone Is Having A Great Day, My Grandad Said If I get 1000 Subscribers By Christmas He Will Buy Me My Dream PC 🙏🙏 Need All The Help Thank You Have A Blessed Day.

@pingu8896

3 жыл бұрын

@@umbra2633 no content = no sub

@umbra2633

3 жыл бұрын

@@pingu8896 I have some good content

@umbra2633

3 жыл бұрын

@@pingu8896 and I been trying my hardest

@coollegend6119

3 жыл бұрын

@@umbra2633 Bruh "good content", You have the username similar to a famous KZreadr, staged videos as well that're overrated, one stolen clip from a stream....

"How to i farm wifes?" i want to know how i do that too

32 + 2 more years = Philza is 34 years old in 2023 *Basic math*

Why does Wilbur sound like he’s on the verge of crying and he’s going through puberty

@clementflynn2926

3 жыл бұрын

i think he was definitely intoxicated

@kavlynpounds5466

3 жыл бұрын

Ya either that or he’s sick 😂

@ForTheLoveOfEline

3 жыл бұрын

Ghostbur u uncultured boomer goofs

@Skeptixx

3 жыл бұрын

Ghostbur.....

@kavlynpounds5466

3 жыл бұрын

@@ForTheLoveOfEline I had seen some stuff about ghostbur but I don’t know the whole story about what happened

What if 16 years later, Phil makes a video called "I convinced TommyInnit that his wife isn't real"

@JanJan0525

3 жыл бұрын

OH GOSH

@venkateshappaj9586

3 жыл бұрын

That would be awesome

@masshysteria9657

3 жыл бұрын

jesus phil would be old

@bipbopboopbam1915

3 жыл бұрын

I would probably cry

@minimoonie6431

3 жыл бұрын

PLS YES BAHAHA KARMA

rewatching this while Tommy is literally legally married to Tubbo, It's a good watch.

I was watching Tommy’s stream recently he did it again

TommyInnit is now 17 and still definitely not married

@ccduo9771

3 жыл бұрын

*sigh* sad truth

@mayageorge1623

3 жыл бұрын

its because wives dont exist anymore

@eankoay60

3 жыл бұрын

*They got hit with the lawnmower*

@okeema

3 жыл бұрын

Now, he has the queen.

@lilmissdarling9431

3 жыл бұрын

@@okeema yes

“Did I tell you I sprinted after a thief the other day” 😂😂

@plutothetree

3 жыл бұрын

YES LMFAOO

@MrBroke

3 жыл бұрын

Mrbroke : did it in REAL LIFE

@AayushMishra14

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaooooooo

@kevwi

3 жыл бұрын

helo

@mariostsamis1530

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

One thing I loved about this video is when Phil said that the ring was titanium. It's like showing how strong of a couple he and Kristian really are.

Bruh my parents met through the internet 💀

alternate title: tommy and his brother try to make their dad get divorced and make him marry an object

@arianvixal7143

3 жыл бұрын

They succeeded, thus the Samsung fridge existence

@imarson_404_2

3 жыл бұрын

@@arianvixal7143 nO-

@Peasthedumb6031

3 жыл бұрын

@@arianvixal7143 *wait-*

@Carefree_Reader

3 жыл бұрын

@@arianvixal7143 well you are not wrong

@cheslmao

3 жыл бұрын

@@arianvixal7143 eyo??

Wilbur’s going to get married one day and his wife will see this video and divorce him

@misseverything7202

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes 😌

@marsbarsdeeznutz

3 жыл бұрын

oop-

@thatsveryverysweetofyou9023

3 жыл бұрын

probably a shallow women in the first place; the sentiment of "ridding the world of wives" doesn't sound bad then.

@marsbarsdeeznutz

3 жыл бұрын

@Lad tru dat

@L3NATR1X

3 жыл бұрын

@Lad They arent really bc they will leave after a year

"I am half a stack old." -Philza 2022

“You can’t just marry a stranger!” *Arranged Marriage is typing...*

@edvardo-roblox2980

3 жыл бұрын

philza kzread.info/dash/bejne/loWrltlyh8q-k7Q.html

@victoryvishmasterblader5020

3 жыл бұрын

my parents have an arranged marriage, they fight a lot but divorces are looked down upon. (My parents are from India)

@meow.610

3 жыл бұрын

@@victoryvishmasterblader5020 thats.. that's just sad...

@dr.zamanritu9033

3 жыл бұрын

@@victoryvishmasterblader5020 yes divorces here are rare. And mostly everyone is arranged married.

@koneho8389

3 жыл бұрын

@@edvardo-roblox2980 jokes on you, I remembered the link

8:55 I wouldn’t ask Wilbur if I were you Tommy.

@MoopNoodlez

Ай бұрын

careful, he bites

“Who needs tusedays?” Me: *I HAVE EARLY OUT FOR SCHOOL ON TUSEDAYS*

Tommy: “I want to get married” Ph1za: *you don’t have enough experience for that enchantment*

@ghostsen2891

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@Alaa-uu6bu

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@kaidenhutchs9921

3 жыл бұрын

omg fu

@yanlina.l.6013

3 жыл бұрын

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

@mangomaster111

3 жыл бұрын

KEKW

No one: Tommy: *ima talk with family member of all the smp members!*

@umbra2633

3 жыл бұрын

Hey I Hope Everyone Is Having A Great Day, My Grandad Said If I get 1000 Subscribers By Christmas He Will Buy Me My Dream PC 🙏🙏 Need All The Help Thank You Have A Blessed Day.

@magentamovie6520

3 жыл бұрын

@@umbra2633 sureeeee, definitely

@dilfs2591

3 жыл бұрын

@@umbra2633 yeah sure -_-

@DaleCrem

3 жыл бұрын

@@umbra2633 i am sick of this bots

@gigelcartoful1001

3 жыл бұрын

@@umbra2633 Sureeeeeeee, no, ur granddad didn't said that to u, everyone uses this thing with "My mom/grandparents/person said me..........if I get *number* of subs.........buy me my dream *thing*" just for subscribers and its annoying, make them by posting videos not by saying lies -_-

5:45 So this is how Tommy learned how to get a husband

@K4orV_bL1nD

3 ай бұрын

Real it is how he got a lovely husband

4:19 tommy are you sure you're ready

Tommy: "What's stopping me?" Wilber: "Your personality" Me: "Oh shit"

@solo-nk4gs

3 жыл бұрын

Wilbur*

@socks5616

3 жыл бұрын

@@solo-nk4gs Wibbler

@goldfishsupremacy

3 жыл бұрын

Wilbur? More like WilBURN

@krrbb

3 жыл бұрын

@@socks5616 it's Wilbur not wilber or wibbler, why would anybody name their kid wibbler?

@socks5616

3 жыл бұрын

@@krrbb i know that his name is wilbur, „wibbler“ is an insider joke from a video where he collaborated with another youtuber, who called him wibbler

It’s difficult to get the women when Gogy is around.

@jarnelle5676

3 жыл бұрын

@@spesq step 1: dont copy and paste self promo

@MK-xc7pl

3 жыл бұрын

@@spesq stop

@montellacraft2738

3 жыл бұрын

@@murky_meadows yeep kzread.info/dash/bejne/d56Du8uaisyel9I.html

@georgekhoory1521

3 жыл бұрын

@@spesq "You're very adorable and stupid" say that after I snap your arm

@georgekhoory1521

3 жыл бұрын

@@spesq you have 3 rubbish videos and no subscribers. Don't bother. DON'T BOTHER WITH KZread.

Why is this the funniest crap i have seen all day

Philza: you can’t just marry a stranger Maxfosh: I’ve done that twice

*Philza be tryna convince Tommy not to speedrun marriage.*

@miles2546

2 жыл бұрын

*doo doo doo dooo*

@pitypartiez

2 жыл бұрын

@@miles2546 lmao

@big_sea

2 жыл бұрын

yes

@neaosmt1562

2 жыл бұрын

If he does that he'll probably speedrun divorce

@Somebodythatiusedtoknoww

Жыл бұрын

@@miles2546 dude……play la chona please

“Im half a stack years old” Imagine saying that on a job interview

@fadisuleiman7197

3 жыл бұрын

YOURE HIRED!!

@cherryfiftynine6267

3 жыл бұрын

420th like pog

@Peasthedumb6031

3 жыл бұрын

@@fadisuleiman7197 *y e s*

@kaeooh

3 жыл бұрын

I ruined the 690 likes