'Welcome back to the Y̵͙͓̚Ó̵̥̌U̵̫͒T̶̳͖̉̊U̵͚͖̔͆B̴̙̓͘E̴̟̬̾' always gets me 😂😂😂

@Evrythingandall

6 ай бұрын

Really mate

@samcollins5638

6 ай бұрын

Bro why are you guys bullying him he’s just saying that he thinks it is funny, yes

@FINSYT976

6 ай бұрын

@@Evrythingandallhe it probably does get him

@Ue_edits1

6 ай бұрын

Furtre

@Gorillafan09

6 ай бұрын

§åmê ßrð

As a year 7 student,can agree these stories are true.

@A_Tahitian_From_Tahiti

6 ай бұрын

Same

@weep207

6 ай бұрын

@@A_Tahitian_From_TahitiARTHUR THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE

@AbbeyWeston

6 ай бұрын

I won’t mess with you

@Yuna_dolly

6 ай бұрын

@@AbbeyWeston 😆 say that to the year 7 boys he made one of the teachers cry one cuz he started calling her a witch cuz of her nose

@IceCreamYT_10

6 ай бұрын

Fr

⚠️STORY⚠️: so you know that one wanna be class clown in year 5, Well it was lunch and we were sat it the hall eating (it was burritos) and I was sat next to that wanna be class clown. We were all eating and this kid Riley called him an egg head because he cut his hair in the toilet and looked like boss baby, then the wanna be class clown held a knife backwards at him and was like"Oh YoU wAnNa Go?" and then Riley was like:" 1. Learn how to hold a knife 😭 2. Do I look like a piece of bread 💀?" (Because it was a butter knife) the teachers got him away, but then Riley's just minding his own business and a bunch of cheese comes flying at his head😭😭 HE THREW THE BURRITO FROM ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE HALL

I was in year 9 at the time (Year 10 now) and my friends had food tech, the rest of our friend group waited at lunch for them but they never showed up. Turns out one of the massive knifes were missing and no one owned up to it. They ended up never coming to lunch, had the police come into their class and none of them could tell us what was happening. 7 months later the knife still hasn't been found.

@IamTheGoat....742

6 ай бұрын

Did u find the kid?

@jaydenpollard9955

6 ай бұрын

I took it

@lunggd

5 ай бұрын

Sounds like food tech to me

My school nurse once sent a person that snapped their leg in half and crushed their hand back to class…

@MostLikelyOptimusPrime

5 ай бұрын

Dang

@Thatskincaregirlx

3 ай бұрын

That’s school nurses for you 😂😂

@tomfoley7842

2 ай бұрын

Damn

@MoldyNaNa

2 ай бұрын

Cap

@jensend9237

2 ай бұрын

I was the one that sued the nurse (not true)

In my mock gcse exams one of the staff sat on a chair and it broke, first aid came to help them for some reason, and the entire room held back laughter

In year 3 a bird came into our classroom and started attacking and chasing a student

@Sandyshell13

6 ай бұрын

That happened to me in year 3 to 😂

@Whiteman2.0

5 ай бұрын

In year 3?! Both of you!!!

@Sandyshell13

5 ай бұрын

@@Whiteman2.0 not now couple years ago

I remember me and a couple of friends in Grade 7 overflowing the sinks, clogging up the toilets and ripping out the toilet seats and cubicle doors and then we posted the shit all over tik tok. The toilet block ended up being closed for an entire 3 weeks because they couldn't find an available plumber.

@jaguarlegoanimations9826

5 ай бұрын

you and those friends are the reason secondary schools can't have nice things. That better have been a long time ago.

@electro_sykes

5 ай бұрын

@@jaguarlegoanimations9826 oh we were idoits back then. Now in Grade 10 and we treat the school with great respect. But we are of course more mature these days and don't have time to do the stupid shit we used to do.

@jaguarlegoanimations9826

5 ай бұрын

@@electro_sykes Good to hear

My primary school had a knife threat. Kids were stealing knives from the cafeteria and hiding them on the yard. One kid also got suspended for bringing in a knife

@Pip177

6 ай бұрын

That happened to me 😮

@XXvengance101

6 ай бұрын

Same

@mafrahman2035

6 ай бұрын

Same

“ yep that sounds like a yr 7 “ 😂😂😂

In year 7, I was a spectator of a food fight when a year 11 hit the deputy head (she was f**king terrifying btw) with a pizza slice and it slopped down her face. Rumour has it that is where he was last seen alive

here is a crazy story, " kids wanted to see how far away they could pee from the toilet, but they didnt know there was camera " lolz

I’ve got a few stories: Year 9: My friend thought it would be a good idea to stick a thermometer in a bunsen burner and it exploded, shooting glass everywhere. Year 10: During a titration experiment, that same friend poured the hydrochloric acid in the top of the glass thing too fast and it spilt all over another friend’s hands Year 10: This one kid started a fight with the same friend because he was banned from a minecraft server. The kid ended up fighting a really aggressive french guy who smoked weed. Year 11: A girl’s hair caught fire during a chemistry practical

@alezgames542

6 ай бұрын

SMOKED WHAT?

@w4t3rf4llz

6 ай бұрын

​@alexlollypopc weed its so common

in secondary school (yr8), i convinced a group of year 7s that there was a can of pis* in the bathrooms, they ended up chucking it at a group of emo kids, the head teacher and a couple of the other important teachers hat to sort it out, since they belived me they never told the teachers I lied (I had filled a half empty can of lucozade alert with warm water) one of them drank some and went home early. edit: the group of year 7s got suspended for a month

I’m a year 5 in the UK and I’ve NEVER seen a knife in school and never seen a gun anywhere (apart from on Netflix)! And it’s PGL (Parents Get Lost) in the UK. That trip in year 6.

@ExileVideos

6 ай бұрын

Tf you doing on KZread especially this guy's channel

@nightwolfthegaymer

5 ай бұрын

Just wait till your in secondary ☠️

@Whiteman2.0

5 ай бұрын

PGL is the company, for my school residential they switched to Kingswood for some reason

As a year 9 girl currently at secondary school I can confirm that there is no shit on the walls of the girls toilets 1:49

@HarryBankaDankAa

6 ай бұрын

As a year 7 boy I can confirm there was shit on the walls in the boys toilets in primary

@The_cb_

6 ай бұрын

As a y7 girl, somebody brought a sharpie in there and wrote b00bs and dick and die everywhere lol

We need a part two 😂

The fact that he just moved past the fact that someone pooed on the roof and moved onto the fact it was on her back😂😂😂

Story time:last week there was 6-7 fights and I saw all of them also a teacher got punched the headteacher got punched there was anouther fight after school also there was a classroom that had a sub that in the last few mins of the lesson they 2 people got out their chairs and started screaming around the classroom not only that but at the last min someone through a water bottle unscrewed at the teachers head and it hit her also there is going to be more fights on Monday as the beef hasn’t ended not only that but there was a massive riot up the main stairs and everyone started running bag as soon as they saw teachers but like ten students (including me) ran down the corridor to see something but then we saw on call ( like a guard) so we all ran back down the stairs and then I got away with it all the end 😅

@w4t3rf4llz

6 ай бұрын

Some people started a fist fight in the middle of english last week *so fun*😊

When i was about 8 years old, we had a really mean teacher and one day when the dad of one of my friends came to drop him of and the teacher got mad at my friend so his dad got mad at the teacher and the teacher started crying and ran out of the classroom. We never saw her again

We all love your vids they are so relatable and funny thanks

My school nurse is the best she gives us a pack of ice and it doesn’t really heal us, but she sends us home😂😂😂😂😂😂

@debylee9694

6 ай бұрын

Same😂😂😂😂😂😂

Someone Pissed On Me.. TWICE, IN TWO DIFFERENT SCHOOLS..

Everyone in my year are shouting fingers!😎😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂

People in my year always shout fingers!😂😂

A kid in year 5 tried to strangle themselves and then run away from school because they didn’t want to do English homework

I remember one time in school at lunchtime me and my friends used to eat in this other room where only chosen people where allowed in. The room was on the second floor next to the stairs. You could also use the computers in the room. So me and my friends were eating in this other room and suddenly we hear a loud bang coming from downstairs followed by a scream. Then one of my friends says something along the lines of "I think someones died". Then all we hear afterwards was the sound you use for magic in the school plays coming from one of the computers and we burst out laughing.

A year 7 held a lighter under a lunch hall table and melted plastic fell on his knee so he dropped his lighter and it made a giant burn down his leg. Typical 🤦

Story: kid dislocated arm in maths . They weren't in pain but everyone including the teacher was cracking up about it. Took about 20 min out of the lesson

I’ve got a story at my old primary school going past KS1 toilets a kid was out in the open with his pants down popping 😂😂

If I farted the teacher would be "come on now!!! You're YEAR 6!!!!!!!!!!

Love this!

One time, we had a substitute teacher for science and this dude named Killian pulled a George Foreman toasty maker out of his bag. Apparently, he didn't have breakfast that morning, so he stole it from his kitchen. He couldn't find an outlet to plug it into at lunch, and his seat was right next to an outlet. Next class (English), we all started talking about what we would get our mums for Mother's Day and my English teacher said to Killian "Maybe you could give her back her George Foreman." The whole class started crying laughing.🤣 Edit: He was also the kid that constantly pissed me and a lot of other students off.

Ok my embarrassing moment is when: I was in reception I threw up all over the floor and I just covered it will a rug and walked away like nothing happened 😂

On year 7 camp me and 6 other boys were in a room together and one of the boys started moaning in his sleep, so we played a game where we’d ask him a question and if he moaned within 10 seconds it was yes but if he didn’t it was no. So it turns out he keeps kids in his basement 😂

Ok but there was a time when I was in year 8 that I walked into the wrong class room with some yr 11s but then I ended getting sent out of my actual class room and sent into there and it was so awkward 😭😭 3:11

When we went on resedential on year 6, someone literally pood on another persons bedsheets. We didn’t have a clue why he did it.

@crispybacon8078

6 ай бұрын

It was left outside of the bathroom for 2 days so when you walked to the toilet, you literally saw a massive poo stain.

@Riley_Brickmaster101

6 ай бұрын

😂

@Whiteman2.0

5 ай бұрын

🤢🤢🤢

I love your videos best school stories in the world no cap

One time whilst doing a science experiment a kid was told to leave. He then walked over to the emergency stop button pressed it and everything in the room shut off. Funny thing was he didn't get punished, anyone who laughed landed themselves into detention.

“NO I don’t wanna go down the stairs THEY’RE SCARY!”

On residential a kid threatened to burn my friends tent and brought matches. He was suspended and then I woke up to a box of matches infront of me

In primary school, we were on residential and the teacher came in saying we had to get up and no one did. Next minute she got a pillow (I don't know where from) and hit every one until they got up

My friend told me a year 7 got in a roast battle with a teacher

Once when imwas in year 1 i shouted "WHAT IS A WILLY" in my friend's face because year7s were saying to me that its a good word

"Welcome back to the y҉̃̀̋̑o̯̱̊͊͢ư̡͕̭̇t̲̂̓ͩ̑ư̡͕̭̇bẹ̿͋̒̕"

I remember once in year 7 I thought I had geography when I had music and walked into the geography room and tried to sit in my usual seat when another student was sitting there. The thing is, I remember the music room being across from the geography room

In my school there is a set of toilets of the buys with have no forts because then have all Been broken of so if you waint a dump you can’t really but as well all now “having a shit is school is mega gay” lol

I have a story so once my friends mum was in high school and they heard banging in the room above them and then a desk and chair was chucked out of the room above them😂😂😂

Some kid in my year brought in a butterfly knife and was messing with it in class and didn’t get in trouble but another kid made an origami knife and got a detention. There was also this kid in my year one class who needed to go to the toilet but the teacher wouldn’t let him so he pissed himself and then decided to walk to the canteen instead of going to the bathroom and the teacher had to follow the trail of piss to chase him down and get him to change.

A kid brought his ps4 into my class, he also threw stink bombs in our science class

The first one probably goes to pilton😂 Also in my primary in year five there was a sub and my teacher had a tall spinny chair and the chair wouldent spin and the chair was literly on the floor😅

I’m in year 7, earlier in the year we were sitting down in P.E and my friend farted. It was so big it vibrated the floor and everyone was laughing.

6:59 we called it early years

In year 2 someone shit themselves and nobody realised until someone pointed it out, it was coming out the back of his pants and everyone laughed including the teacher and the guy who shit himself

Story:in year 2,i entered the wrong class accidentally and the whole class,even the teacher stared at me and i ran back to the right one,thinking”why did i do that”

One time some kid screamed out in French 'Kalum called me a fat beaver' and everyone laughed including the teacher

Once when i was in primary school i found a dead rat and put it in my pocket to bury later because i felt sorry for it. But i forgot about it and a few days later when i went swimming with my school(we did that back then) i found it ,drew it out to show my friend but a teacher was passing and when she saw it the entire swimming pool went into an uproar!I was asked where i got it and i was so scared i blamed my younger brother .A few days later the truth was discovered and i didn't know what to say about why i had lied.Safe to say, i was meeker than a mouse(or rat) for days after that!😅😅

My mums a teacher and when sone year 11s were doing mocks, a pigeon was in the exam hall

5:37 my school chairs are practically made of paper at this point…

The rat one might be real if it was in Liverpool

In year 3 my entire class just started fighting each other and guess what! That was the one day I was sick

Welcome back to the Y̵͙͓̚Ó̵̥̌U̵̫͒T̶̳͖̉̊U̵͚͖̔͆B̴̙̓͘E̴̟̬̾' always gets me 😂😂😂

That last one was the best most interesting one, and it’s rlly weird bc my friend pooped too

When I was in year 1 I forgot to wear pants to school and all the boys and girls had to get changed for PE in the same classroom. Enough said.

@jaguarlegoanimations9826

5 ай бұрын

you forgot to- w- wha- WHAT THE FUCK

@user-vv9ik9xd1o

5 ай бұрын

@@jaguarlegoanimations9826 just to confirm I’m English so pants are the thing you wear underneath trousers just to make that clear so I didn’t just go to school in my undies if that’s what you thought 😂

@jaguarlegoanimations9826

5 ай бұрын

@@user-vv9ik9xd1o i know, im terrified at what you meant (im english too)

@user-vv9ik9xd1o

5 ай бұрын

@@jaguarlegoanimations9826 so when I took trousers off…

The other week, 3 year 7s and 2 year 9s got in a proper fist fight about a sausage roll

last week 3 year 10 boys decided it would be a great idea to shave their heads before school and they all got suspended for it

I was in kindergarten and farted while the teacher was on the phone and I pointed to the kid next to me😅

I was in Year 3 in primary school i amlost had a meltdown so i grabbed all the chairs in my classroom and put all of theme at the middle of the class so it created a line so then i claimed half of the classroom

I am currently year 11 and this guy I sat next to during year 10 shit himself and then it was all over his chair and he had to leave for a “special meeting” where he went home 😂😂

On my year 6 residential my friend exscaped through the window and ran in the woods

Me and my classmates go in the toilets and turn off lights and start singing and dancing wow Yr 5/6 boys toilets are crazy

I was in the food prep room and the girl opposite literally just weed on the floor. I didn’t even realise, but she started crying and ran out of the room. Everyone was looking at me and everyone else on the table and I looked down and there was a massive puddle around the entire table, with my shoes covered in piss and so was the kids next to us😂😂

In my maths class somebody got told off for breathing to loud!

@sebberthecơơlest3000シ

3 ай бұрын

You: 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 Teacher: 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶

In my school once we had a helicopter on our playground because someone had got hurt ( he is still alive and he is ok )but we wre delayed from getting into school for 20 minutes

Ok so 2½ years ago on the last day of school a few 6th years (equivalent of year 12) let loose chickens around the school followed by stink bombs all over the building. It took all day to round up the chickens. this made the caretaker quit and the students were expelled on their like very last day.

For me reception was called “foundation”

when I was a year 6, me and my class went to Bawdsey Manor for our residential trip then this one bou in my class called rocky opened his door so hard that the walls started to crake almost breaking it

Honestly right, the school nurse in my school. I went to them with a broken wrist and it was like blue and swollen really big and she says “ oh well your not crying so you must me ok”

Can You Do A Part 2 (I Am Subscribed)

Bro when i was in year 4 my autistic friend pissed in a bush and a teacher saw him lol

In my school people bring in pocket knives and smear poo on each other

WE ARE ALMOST AT 1M LETS GET HIM TO IT BOYS

When I was in primary school they had to have multiple chats (screaming at us) about smearing shit on the wall. And about people squirting milk cartons up the windows, it was a SENd school, with a mix of the special kids and us (normal kids) but apparently because I was so quiet before we moved primary schools I was profiled under the "Special" bit with a nice kid with speech impairment (who was a friend) and an autistic kid (he was alright, he just lost his temper all the time)

The other day, I was in a office in school when someone was making a teacher a coffee. they pointed out that the milk is past its due date and started using a new one. Someone then comes in and takes the old milk out and starts drinking it. The teacher got so mad because they drank the milk. I have never seen someone so mad over milk. I also could not stop laughing

Someone in a contending school put a large turd in the hand-dryer, mildly condensing and cooking it till the corridors was evacuated.

My English teacher kept on going mental if one person did not have a green pen to mark a question. After two months or so my entire class desided to say that none of us had a green pen, and our teacher almost had a fit before she realised it was a joke😂

In year 9 HE, we wernt allowed to take the food we had made with us for the duration of the school day as someone smeared cheesecake over the toilet walls for some reason

Story:the school bell went some year 9 stole the teachers bag and ran then didn’t realise there was a road outside the gate and got ran over.

@Jk-gaming420

6 ай бұрын

He was ok

I managed to get a concussion and completely forget an entire person whilst playing It :D

A funny story about my brother: my brother was in the toilet in reception and his friend scared him in the middle of peeing and he peered all over his friend and the teacher came in and was like “wtf is going on hear” (she didn’t swear obviously)

story time: when i was in PE we were warming up and were doing squats and i farted

My story is when I was in year 7 a kid bought in a nail gun and started shouting at people and the school went into lock down also he missed my mate bye 5 cemtmeters

I remember that someone in my school took a shit on the bathroom floor 😂

For me I sometimes walked into toilets and saw big flapjack-shaped poops. I called them Granola bars.

On a year 6 residential someone dropped their towel infront of the old teacher and was dead naked in the hallway

someone was doing cpr on someone at my school and slapped them across the face like there was no explanation whatsoever of why they slapped them but it worked to keep them alive

6:01 RIP mr stick bug

1:58 yes when I was in YEAR 2 I dislocated my arm and they gave me a ice pack

The paper towel is so true I fainted once in school then they just gave me an ice pack for it like how tf is that ment to help 😭

this was such a funny video