“Do we strike you?” is still my absolute favourite taskmaster quote ever

If you ever wonder how amazing Bob Mortimer is, he has 5 comedians literally speechless and breathless from laughing. I love all of them, but the man is in a league of his own.

@DigitalDaffodil

2 жыл бұрын

6

@dg8620

2 жыл бұрын

Couldn't have worded it better. I totally agree, he's a living legend. :)

@LudvigIndestrucable

2 жыл бұрын

Shall we strike you?

@thomasshinnick2802

Жыл бұрын

The man is a genius

@joshhunt4146

Жыл бұрын

And he never meant to become a comedian. It was a complete accident… imagine a world without Bob Mortimer. I don’t want to

Ah, one of my favourites from Taskmaster. "Do we *_strike_* you?"

@charlied3189

3 жыл бұрын

Replayed this bit about 10 times already

@CappySeventyOne

3 жыл бұрын

like a hand lion

@blueTwl

3 жыл бұрын

@Max thats the technique of bill wittlingham

@ryanconners3048

2 жыл бұрын

Rosalinds a FUCKING nightmare!

@MegaFastbro

2 жыл бұрын

"Do you eat meat"

Bob seems like the sort of celebrity that would be exactly what you see of him on TV if you ever met him in person.

@JohannaSarkar

3 жыл бұрын

Read ”in prison” first and thought ”yeah, probably”

@pseudonayme7717

3 жыл бұрын

@@JohannaSarkar 😄

@skyaldrin

3 жыл бұрын

He's like a British Jack Black Or is Jack Black an American Bob Mortimer?

@ElSkinsio

3 жыл бұрын

@@skyaldrin Apart from the fact they're nothing alike. Bob is actually funny, rather than just being an over the top shouty man.

@skyaldrin

3 жыл бұрын

@@ElSkinsio I'm referring simply to their disposition, Jack black behaves the same on screen as he does off screen

"my anus is too high" no one has ever said that as naturally as Bob

@DaanDeWeerdt

3 жыл бұрын

That should have been on WILTY

@Simon_PieMan

3 жыл бұрын

Intriguing how he knows that.

@nicosmind3

3 жыл бұрын

I reckon he stole that (or was inspired by) Southpark and butters. But either way he made it his own!

@mbrackeva

3 жыл бұрын

@@nicosmind3 Knowing Bob it's probably true as well...

@pixelfrenzy

2 жыл бұрын

@@DaanDeWeerdt He made the exact same claim on WILTY, including the Reverse Lavatory idea.

Bob Mortimer's ability to say the most outlandishly funny things and keep a straight, just makes them all the more funny.

@drewdabbs418

2 жыл бұрын

He always has a cheeky smile

I’m almost certain bob wrote the entire song. It gives such shooting stars vibes

@efil4zaggin666

3 жыл бұрын

He did, it's the same tune as one of his 'Sunderland songs' from his Athletico Mince podcast. You may be able to find them on youtube

@efil4zaggin666

3 жыл бұрын

The song is in Athletico Mince episode 57 - 'Ping ping'

@gavinmackay7670

2 жыл бұрын

@@efil4zaggin666 good knowledge, wonder what Peter Beardleys wife would think, not enough eggs?

The only man who could say unicorns are real and you would believe him

@peterclarke7240

3 жыл бұрын

And he'd say it in such a way that would make you question everything you'd previously held to be true, including your own sanity.

@lpldl

3 жыл бұрын

The best part is, Mark seemed genuinely concerned when Bob mentioned his all too high a-hole.

@pseudonayme7717

3 жыл бұрын

@@lpldl The reactions of the rest of the panelists when he said that 😄Every one of them was in total stitches, classic Bob😂

@lizziebooth5397

3 жыл бұрын

What would the name of the unicorn be? Good monson? Caramel and Waffle? Mavis? Snipers dream?

@christoo5125

3 жыл бұрын

@@lizziebooth5397 .....Not Now Madam

After seeing Bob on WILTY, I am not surpised by the the fact that videoing himself having a poo was the first idea that he came up with and was his backup plan.

@GordoAlcoolatra

3 жыл бұрын

BACK... UP... PLAN HEHEHE

@AD-kv9kj

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, isn't that always a good plan?

Aisling: “hello” Sally: “hello” Bob: “Awh yeah!”

Lost it when they broke into “Rosalind is a fucking nightmare”. Hahah

Bob reading the task and then saying "I'm not gonna have a poo" in a childish way broke me 😂😂

Bob loves the word "strike". Also I've heard his nephew is a very fast runner.

@crummdog8125

3 жыл бұрын

The hand lion...set to strike!

@jiro4559

3 жыл бұрын

wolf

@craigchristian344

3 жыл бұрын

Ohh one of the fastest

@IconicCrave

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidvasey5065 speedway stadium!

@lucyhurst2534

2 жыл бұрын

I know, I started that rumour.

I would die for this man

@andreo.7633

3 жыл бұрын

Thats sweet =)

He is the most adorable and charming person on earth.

‘Make the coconut look like a businessman’ has me crying 🤣

Pertinent questions and then it gets to Bob and “Have you stolen much in your life?”

@TheWardagh

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@tanyaflanagan8111

2 жыл бұрын

Do we strike you?

Could we just put Bob in charge of everything please.

"One of the quicker days" still is in my Top5 Taskmaster catchphrases

@Are2-Dee2

2 жыл бұрын

All the way until I heard "absolute casserole"

bob out here, wasting perfectly good wilty material.

@TheDoctorPretzel

3 жыл бұрын

I sure he has plenty 😂

@RTPxPJ

3 жыл бұрын

But also creating new Wilty material in the process; 'I hugged Alex Horne in the boot of my car'

I'm so into Bob Mortimer that when I read "Bob Mortimer best bits" I thought to myself, this cannot be allowed to be on KZread.

Bob is in top contention for celebrity you'd like to have dinner with. His conversation would be amazing.

Years from now, art historians will be asking the question, "but why cheeze?"

Funny how everyone else is crying laughing but Mark Watson just seems fascinated.

@SCMelArts

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe more flummoxed than fascinated, but he is definitely trying to process what he is hearing while the others are just losing it

@stuboy13

2 жыл бұрын

He's probably still wondering where his Welsh accent has gone

This was the best series for contestants. Just a brilliant series.

I probably watch this a couple of times a month, doesn't get old. The dispute with the Woolwich ferry slays me every time, I know the story but Bob's delivery is just classic.

I’m not gonna have a poo

I’ve never felt so personally betrayed by a video as when you censored their song.... the disrespect....

@PortsTM

3 жыл бұрын

One should never bleep out Rosalind's a fucking nightmare

@maxington26

3 жыл бұрын

Someone at E4's social media team needs a word.

@maxington26

3 жыл бұрын

@rian marky Bullshit swearing censorship has nothing to do with the outdated, useless word "woke". Clue up.

@maxington26

3 жыл бұрын

@rian marky Grow a vocabulary dude

@maxington26

3 жыл бұрын

@rian marky I see you didn't grow a vocabulary, or any knowledge. "Woke snowflake" nice one hahaha. Say it a third time, go on dude, why not? :)

1:16 the look of Mark Watsons's face of being utterly shocked is underrated lmao

How could they edit Bob's Best Bits to under 10 minutes?

@skebardibardi2139

2 жыл бұрын

I just saw WILTY best of Bob Mortimer video that was hour long and still wanted more

Doctor: you have 9 minutes and 49 seconds to live...

"warning this clip contains strong language" video is censored anyway What. Is. The. Point. Of. The. Warning?

Ah yes, a remix of Bob's classic hit "Sunderland is a fucking nightmare:

I've been watching Taskmaster for the first time these past few months and this series is definitely one of my favourites

I love this man so much he literally voices every bizarre thought in his head

The man's the definition of a mad genius 😂😂

The toilet story absolutely killed Sally

@r.vanderspek3572

2 жыл бұрын

Watch Aisling's face while he's telling the story...

@janettetrolan1841

Жыл бұрын

He was in a film with Christian Slater and they both put 350 quid in for the plans of the toilet - Bob realates the story on the travel series with Richard Ayoyte (spelt wrong!) - hilarious.

Sally laughing was hilarious

@tradtke101

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed, Sally Phillips' laugh is so charming.

genuinely the best two short films i've ever seen

this man is unhinged

Why did he say ”do we strike you?”!? 😂

@varenoftatooine2393

Жыл бұрын

Because she's a fucking nightmare

The song is one of Bob's B-sides from his famous "Sunderland" hit

I'm sad his "sausage eating device" did not make this video.

this man is insane and i love it

''I'm not going to have a poo'' - Like its clearly obvious that is the first thing on everyone's mind

Did anyone else get The Human League vibes when Bob sang?

The absolute passion behind "fucking nightmare" is insanely funny

2:00 the cheezy bit, like a Svankmajer film, e.g Dimensions of Dialogue

Funniest man on the planet, effortless

You'd think people would crawl over broken glass to kiss my hand that shook his after a "House of Fools" filming but that has proven not to be the case.

@lucyhurst2534

2 жыл бұрын

*starts smashing bottles*

Do we strike you?..😂😂😂

That’s songs better than most song I’ve ever heard

this has bob written all over it

Good christ, I almost pissed myself half way through!

I guess now we know who the real identity behind the youtuber How To Basic is

Bob is such a masterful storyteller. If you haven’t watched Bob on Would I lie to you, please go and watch 😂

Is it me or is Bob’s face in the thumbnail very much akin to a dachshund facial expression?

'Rosalind is a fucking nightmare' 😂

Absolute joy of a man

If any one had listened to bobs Sunderland songs on athletico mince, you were recognise this track 😅

@lindalangart

3 жыл бұрын

I saw an article about Mick Mccarthy the other day and immediately thought "BASTARD"

That Rosalind song sounds like something Morrissey would write.

@heather77f

10 ай бұрын

bob mortimer could write this charming man but morrisey could never write rosalind is a fucking nightmare 🫡

Crying laughing at Rosilyn song. 😂😂😂

Favourite food: beans on toast. Favourite film: The Hangover. Wtffff 🤣🤣

@smurfette_blues7922

3 жыл бұрын

She contains multitudes lmao

I genuinely think my life would be complete if Bob Mortimer called me a fucking nightmare. 😂

do we strike you hahahaha

That's a crazy specific question but on the shot of the apple in the coconut video, isn't that the Far Cry 5 logo?

@jackfoy2838

3 жыл бұрын

No it's 5 star the stationery brand, I know what you mean though!

@Izzno

3 жыл бұрын

@@jackfoy2838 OH wow yeah haha, makes a lot more sense too,

"I'm not gonna have a poo."

That backwards toilet thing is called a REVERSE KANGA here in Australia

Bob, Aisling and Sally were ROBBED with their song about Rosalind. It goes on in my head most days whereas I cannot remember for the life of me how Nish and Mark’s song went.

@mattsmurfy

3 жыл бұрын

Couldn’t disagree more! Bush and Marks was actually a good song haha!

@schpleeb

3 жыл бұрын

The same tune is used for one of the Sunderland songs in Athletico Mince as well 🙂 all the songs from Mince are too qual if you haven’t heard any!

@mattsmurfy

3 жыл бұрын

Nish** stupid autocorrect!

@dingo137

3 жыл бұрын

I'd agree, the other song was dull and forgettable. We seem to be in a minority though, I've seen lots of people saying they really liked Wumar's song.

@beth12svist

2 жыл бұрын

I really liked Wumar's song, for one, and I do remember it. For all that this one is funny, it is kind of cobbled together; the amazing thing about Wumar's song to me is that somehow, in the pressing circumstances, they managed to create a song that sounds not like a parody song but like a real song, but still with clever and funny lyrics (like that bit with attention span). It's a bit in the vein of what Jay Foreman does and I really enjoy that. That, in my opinion, absolutely earned them the points they got. Ultimately, though, I guess music is always a matter of taste and just because I enjoy one song obviously doesn't mean others will. And of course the rating of the contestants in this show is frankly never the main point of the show. And even Greg clearly had trouble deciding between the teams and it was 3:2, so I'd say "robbed" is far too strong a word in the circumstances. Someone had to win and it wasn't them kind of situation; there were others where I felt far more that a good effort went underappreciated (like Lolly painting with the cake, for example: I thought that was a clever idea within the parameters of the task).

This misses his funniest segment from the final

that song at the end!

All bob mortimer fans need to listen to his podcast athletico mince, bizarre but hilarious

He just looks like a coconut character

Incredible

Disappointed he left his brass hand out of this

I wonder if Rosalind strides around like the prawns in District 9?

It didn't include the quickest sneeze,, my favourite

Nish just dying of laughter on the floor while Bob explains his "high anus" is peak Tasmaster

The best series of taskmaster

Of course bob asked about meat 😂

Absolute genius,shame rik mayall wasnt alive to be on the show.

I adore Bob. One day, maybe they'll regulate his meds 🩷

Do we reckon Bob has watched South park with that toilet bit?

D'yuhknowhatamean

A what operator?

He looks really similar to Kevin Spacey Just something I've realized, I don't care to go any deeper than that

In fairness, Rosalind did seem lie an f'ing nightmare

Sally laughing was hila

bob mortimer seems like he accidentally became a comedian

@edthri

Жыл бұрын

He trained as a barrister. One day he went to see Vic Reeves show and somehow ended up in it.

Awkward, when the guy in the throne tries to compete with Bob voicing the fruit etc.

why did Greg over voice a genius clip from Bob.... that was already gold!!

YES!?

Is Rosalind not Jane Leeves from Frazier then?

That's IT??? There is certainly more that could've been in this video.

It is true about the anus . He showed me a few years ago .

What's that blonde women's name....??? She's so funny

Had to listen to "Quite Good, Considering" in the unedited version after this because it's not quite the same without the single dirty swear that ruins and desiccates poor young minds.

nish kumar slowly falling apart after the anus story

Finally

Do you know what I mean?

@s.k.393

3 жыл бұрын

that's a nice question isn't it Rowan?