"Task Rabbits" | NEW RORY & MAL | Ep. 33
Hope you guys enjoyed the three day weekend! Rory starts the pod off with a necessary apology to his Black co-workers, and they cover their weekends. The guys apologize for last week’s mishap with the re-upload (11:58) and ask the listeners if they did their homework and figured out the Belly Movie Mystery… which somehow leads to Mal letting us in on his body hair preferences (13:39).
They cover the new Kanye x The Game track ‘Eazy’, and discuss Kanye being more on the scene after his breakup (19:57), as well as his incident with paparazzi (29:50), and how they appreciate seeing him more. They then get into all of the new music that was released over the weekend, including Cordae, Ant Clemons & J.I.D., and of course give their opinions (37:08). They also speak on re releasing mixtapes on DSP's after Lil Wayne's release of 'Sorry 4 The Wait' on streaming platforms (51:55).
Mal thinks the NY boys being allowed to play Fan Duel will lead to more poverty and robberies (56:00), and gives a warning to not gamble away money you can’t afford to lose. The guys discuss the rumored announcement of the Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul fight (which has since been debunked by Tyson) (1:04:35), imagine what a fight and contract between them would look like, + more!
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MAL saying nobody wakes up at 6am definitely showed his privilege 😂😂😂
@410Dame
2 жыл бұрын
He acts like he forgot his mother was a teacher. Im pretty sure she woke at 6am to get her children ready for school ; herself to work
@fmcdomer
2 жыл бұрын
Diva
@trevors.5998
2 жыл бұрын
kzread.info/dash/bejne/pICB166Kp9i8d6Q.html 😆
@papermack1
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao I'm like wtf is he talking about?
@modellz4403
2 жыл бұрын
That shit fucked me up cause I usually agree with him. The fact that I start work right at 6 am had me feeling a way 😂
Mal has been industry for so long that he forgets 97% of the rest of the world has normal jobs/careers that requires them to wake up at 6am every single day of their life. This man is nuts
@shenellrichardson4936
2 жыл бұрын
Right like Mal we have to work buddy
@tomfinkleston3707
2 жыл бұрын
@@shenellrichardson4936 “we have to work buddy” is sick lmaooo
@millardfilmore1403
2 жыл бұрын
Nah cus even when he was broke and not in the industry he was sellin dime bags waking up at 2 pm lmao he just built like that. My issue is - wasn’t his moms a teacher? She had to get up that early I’d assume … think about your mother man …
@ace.ofh34rts
2 жыл бұрын
he was literally making a point about workers rights that went over yall heads
@AP__
2 жыл бұрын
@@ace.ofh34rts nothing went over my head, he was just naive to believe that normal people don't have to get up early every morning to start their daily routine. He hasn't had a job in decades im sure. He just flipped his point of view when he realized he was out of touch. Your body works on a biological clock - changing your sleeping habits can stop morning fatigue.
The segment when rory brings up mal's child bearing hips....🤣
@THEsoulquarian
2 жыл бұрын
Homegirl telling him to stand up 😂
@CoachMcCraryKTX
2 жыл бұрын
Great callback
@phonzyragland9601
2 жыл бұрын
I swear i think Joe said Mal had child barring hips on the old pod 😂😂😂😂
@ThisNiggaFelixBuggin
2 жыл бұрын
He’s definitely talking about Joe and the party Rory went to for the guy who works at HBO is sayvon from the old pod
@Pimpin0225
2 жыл бұрын
😭
"Mal has child bearing hips......and a mustache. Was that you in Belly?" 😂😂
Clit popping out like a kick stand is crazy followed by I’m the nigga he’s the ginger 😂😂😂😂
@MimiMoments
2 жыл бұрын
lmaoooo
The fact that Mal finds it almost incredulous to believe that they’re people who have to wake up at 6am really shows how disconnected (and privileged) he is from the absurdity most of us have to endure 😅
@zgsfreaky9102
2 жыл бұрын
More than 7 billion ppl in the world, only like 330 million people in the entire United States, people that work nightshifts and early am shifts and Mal thinks just because he doesnt wake up at 6 that nobody does. That is hilariously idiotic. Even his ex co-worker Joe Budden used to say he always woke up at 4-6 am. Mal be purposely trying to sound stupid
@TheDominiqueBallou
2 жыл бұрын
I wake up 1am and earlier somedays for work
@liveight5
2 жыл бұрын
he knows dang well ppl wake up and listen to pods, i dont know why he tried to make it seem weird
@voiddroid.
2 жыл бұрын
You can say the most agreed on thing but if you mispell one word the comment section rips you a new asshole
@johnsutphin9400
2 жыл бұрын
between that and "where you licking?" fam lmao
I love that Mal is so much more open now! Dude hopping in on the ad libs with Rory, great banter with Damaris, he's seems to be in a happy place 💰
@Cyberkatt_
2 жыл бұрын
That man was miserable before. That’s all. I started watching the oldpod late so I thought he was just too cool for anything but nah. Mals aura is no longer being suppressed and Rory got his cords cut. They’ve been reborn. The only thing they need now is a slutty insta photoshoot with aura cleansing captions and their transformations will be complete.
@sinamen516
2 жыл бұрын
@@Cyberkatt_ lol @ slutty insta photoshoot, excellent idea
Love that Mal is talking now.
@iDontUploadiJustSub
2 жыл бұрын
He always did
@owl2671
2 жыл бұрын
when did mal not talk
@sinamen516
2 жыл бұрын
Bro is definitely out of his shell now, I think Damaris helped with that
@nia4842
2 жыл бұрын
@@owl2671 I think they left off more.
@jenjen3254
2 жыл бұрын
Same.
Rorys right foot consistently on an arch like he’s in stilettos 👠 😭
@410Dame
2 жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only person that noticed that about Sunset 🌇 😅
@khalilabdul-waheed6791
2 жыл бұрын
I didnt want to be the first to say it💀
@YouTube_Disciple_YTD_Demon
2 жыл бұрын
Doesn't look comfortable at all lol
@user-tz8el7tk7z
2 жыл бұрын
Irish McNasty back at it
@purplehazeus
2 жыл бұрын
It stays like that on the reg. Like why??? It looks so uncomfortable.
Lol. I'm a nurse. Up by 5am 5 days a week. I agree. We should all be able to sleep til whenever
@Thenamesro
2 жыл бұрын
Team Nurses lessssgo!!
@jarreylquinonez2583
2 жыл бұрын
💰💰💰
@B.Phrase06
2 жыл бұрын
I agree all the way 💰 Mal’s privilege was definitely showing lmaooo
@SaleemAli-ke4ro
2 жыл бұрын
Me too. More like 4:30. I hate trading time away from my family for a sub-par hourly wage
@kathyshearer9853
2 жыл бұрын
@@SaleemAli-ke4ro family is everything. If you happen to live in NY there are a LOT of jobs paying pretty good right now. Of course the cost of living is high here though.
MALanis Morissette singing “it figuuuuuuuuures” 😂
@Mr_Exlax
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@DunkOnDunks
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@bigken96
2 жыл бұрын
Not even 2 minutes into the pod and I’m dead
@graymaybe8587
2 жыл бұрын
Shit took me out bruh lol random asl 💀😂🤣
@jamhorne
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mal talking about the growing gambling addiction in NYC and Rory just trynna get jokes off at every turn is WILD.
Mal looking like Eric Badu with that XL ass beanie. #ThatsCrazy
@hellofriendhypnosis
2 жыл бұрын
Real auntie vibes
@goatygoaty8739
2 жыл бұрын
Conehead
It's 6:15 a.m. here in the west coast and I listen to you guys I'm a truck driver so I need that early morning content
First 20 minutes of this pod was an experience💀🤣🤣
Y'all definitely in the groove now and im here for it. New Rory and Mal!
@Tygawoo
2 жыл бұрын
🎯
Yo Mal being shocked people wake up at 6am is nutso
Mal I wake up at 4:20 everyday...I start listening to yall at 5am
@MajesticTalk
2 жыл бұрын
Damn. How do u do it?
@graymaybe8587
2 жыл бұрын
@@MajesticTalk he’s an adult
@invadercem2
2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for doing the hard work. Been there, NOT going back. So thank you.
@adamturner2625
2 жыл бұрын
@crystalmajestic. Gotta provide for my family. Have a mortgage to pay and family to feed. I'm usually off at 2-230 so it isn't that bad
@oasisfullfilled7617
2 жыл бұрын
Listen I am adult and I dont like mornings never have. It was always a struggle. Thank God I work in IT and work remote.
Rory playin put the blame on me is crazyyy😂😂😭
Damaris Laughing at Mal’s “Child Bearing Hips” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Watch when Mal finds out that some people's shift start at 6AM 😂😂😂
@jeromejenkins1733
2 жыл бұрын
Me...My shift starts at 6 which means I'm up at 4 out the house by 5. Mal would look at me like I'm a farmer
"You think he was in the waters of Belize without Shyne Po?" 🤣🤣
As a JBP original I must admit at first I took these boys side but I'm loving both equally and love how Rory and Mals friendship had gone to the next level! Seeing Rory troll Mal is hilarious and I'm here for it
@tr3prom
2 жыл бұрын
As a fellow heat fan.. I don't listen to the jbp.. You can't do people dirty and I'm gonna respect you.. Don't get me wrong I loved it when they were together.. I'm just here for laughs
I don’t know about these ensembles today. Those are some sick hats
Mal, people live in different time zones. Early morning message to you could be afternoon to them. And shout out Rory for accepting woman’s imperfections 😂
I knew for a fact that mal wasn't gonna go see spiderman when he said it last pod.
The podcast I look forward to every week 🔥💪🏼
Mal is so sheltered it’s hilarious 😂
These boys finna make me cop merch just off the strength of the quality of the pod damn, they still ain't miss, till this day * Deontay Wilder Voice * S/o from South Africa
Yall should definitely do a segment where Mal gets a male brazilian wax. I feel like he would GROW TF UPPP from such an experience lolll
Mal is like I sold drugs, then started podding. Ppl wake up before 10am?
@ifrr8337
2 жыл бұрын
😩💀😂
So glad y’all are doing a podcast together y’all make me laugh also so happy your view-ship still strong I was so sad a year ago wen y’all left that other pod thought we never hear y’all ever again but then y’all grew and grinded now I left that other pod bc I realized y’all made it
@19:30 Mal got his shit off talking about a kick stand!! 😂😂😂
I’m pretty sure I was the person who mal got the mention from at 6am. funniest part is I go into work at 4am so he’s trying to talk shit but I had beeeeeeen grinding. 🤣 you can absolutely tell Rockefeller mal never had a “real” job.haha
Mal is so privileged. How have you never had to wake up by 6:00 am? He never had to be to work by 8.
@AP__
2 жыл бұрын
@407Movement Beats the average person has had an early shift job at some point of their life
@nia4842
2 жыл бұрын
I don't think he's ever really had to clock in anywhere.
@5324man1
2 жыл бұрын
@407Movement Beats no but him not understanding that alot of niggas work mornings is shocking
@jenjen3254
2 жыл бұрын
@@nia4842 he's worked at a hospital so I bet he has
You guys are hilarious, the jokes get better every pod 😭😂💯
Nice to hear Rory still keeps in touch with some old guys from the JBP. If I caught that correct, he references dinner with an old colleague celebrating his new endeavor at HBO which I'm guessing is Savon.
Rory: look what the prize is after running through a gauntlet" Mal:🥴 Me:😂😂😂😂😂
Why your episodes progressively wild 😂😂
"I didn't vote for Bush "-Mal😂😂. Wishing you a smooth move🤗
@jahnali
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I definitely woke up at 6am and turned yall on at 6:30am lol
“Mal has child bearing hips…”. I almost spit my water out Lmfaoooooooo
Yooo you guys are getting funnier every week, 😂 you guys had me dying, even at 5am when I wake my poor behind to go to work.
Rory with the beanie is crazy
You’re seeing the transformation 😂 we are one amiri hat away 😂
Every episode gets better & better. 👏🏽👏🏽
Mal saying "where you licking?" out loud is wild lol
It’s funny when you still listen to both podcast so you know when Rory said a friend but didn’t say his name went to HBO we all know it’s Savon lol
One of my favorite pods
Eyy Mal, I'm watching y'all at 4:30am while making breakfast, when I wake up. It's early birds outchea
So all 3 of y'all funny, huh? Really good episode y'all 😂
"I don't like the bush,I didn't vote for bush"😆😆🔥🔥
The gumy earphones was classic 😂😂
Damaris really let her hair down with the response to a lot of topics this episode #WeLoveIt.....
Mal you are wilding! Plenty ppl wake up at like 3:00am to get their day started. Hit the gym, journal some, meditate etc. you know the early bird get the worm Mal!
Rory and the double back on the “whisker” lol and hair 🤣🤣🤣
Rory sick “you could put the blame on me” 😭🤣
I love this pod bro
I work overnights Mal, I'm up already waiting for the pod. Ha!
Mal talking about “up at 6am” that’s east coast time, I work nights and listen to y’all as soon as my podcast alert pops at 3am on the shift.
@marcspector76
2 жыл бұрын
Respect to the night shift. iii clock in at 9pm and usually get off around 4.
Lmao they were talking about skull candy earphones, shit took me back 😂
I work at 4am so I’m up at 3 most def got YALL in the aux for the drive
20 minutes in... and Mal is podding lmfaooo
y’all getting funny 😂😭
“We was wildin” was NUTS😂😂😂😂
It’s 8 am and I’m listening
Great show yall
Am I the only person that loves Damaris laugh. She must be from the heights too only place Damaris can live in NY
@lexmichel108
2 жыл бұрын
U definitely not bro, she has such a wholesome laugh lol
@elmascavidal1797
2 жыл бұрын
She can be from Dyckman…. Maybe 🤣🤣🤣
@theblazedbro
2 жыл бұрын
I have a theory she is the lady in JBP sound bite that says “ugh why do u love birds”
@lexmichel108
2 жыл бұрын
@@theblazedbro she’s definitely not 🤣
Mal beat white people with a belt walk the streets with a belt lol 😂 am dead 💀!
@shenellrichardson4936
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
That song selection with peppermint tea in tandem is nasty 😂
I def watch this at 7am during my drive to work
Morning let's get it y'all 🙏🏾💸
Droughts and dedications were classics hands down...
Rors with the Moose Knuckle Hat 🔥🔥🔥 Barriers!!
mal really asked who wakes up at 6am? some people got jobs bruh lol
ayo this episode is wild as hell
I almost chocked while listening to yall and trying to eat lunch Yall gotta chill lmao
New episode as soon as I get up for work. Gonne be a good day
Starting from scratch is crazy!!! 🤣🤣
It’s funny the fact that Joe said “task rabbit,” on a recent pod and they titled their pod, “task rabbit.” 😂
They just keep goating
I like how freaked out you were Mal 🤣. ive def clocked into work at 4am before my guy, means waking up at 230 to get dressed and drive. Dont miss that factory life at all.
Another banger 🔥🔥🔥
The subtle shot.. “you’re moving with money NOW” uff.
Bro I definitely watch ya in 5am sometimes if uploaded already lmao 😅😅😅
Budgeting Ubers out after a move is hilarious 😂
Starting the pod with Alanis morisette plus everything from the past pods is such a specific niche it’s crazy 😂😂
Rory nasty for trying to retire his own jersey, pushin that 🅿️
Mal too boujee for a nipple hair and waking up at 6AM. Who mans is this? 😂
Mal definitely has child-bearing hips 🤣😅
Mal always talking about looks lol 😆 he’s so confident in his self !
"Mal has childbearing hips" 👁👄👁 lmaoooooo
6AM is late Mal. Great pod today Gents.
Mal, Khloe texted her paparazzi connect in the car.
"u think they was in the water of Belize without Shine Po?!" 😂😂😂
I work at a school, definitely up at 6am watching in my office😭
Just in time Happy Weds fam!
Man I had to wake up at 6 am every day for 4 years when I was in high school… mal is so privileged Jesus..
Yea we poddin today 👏👏
“We was wilding” Rory says anything 😂