NEW RORY & MAL | EPISODE 27 | "Hippie B**ches"
Rory & Mal start off recapping their week, including the NRM team holiday dinner, where the executive producer of More Sauce shamelessly admitted to being a serial killer... aka sleeping with socks on. They then address the war on Christmas, men getting horrible Christmas gifts , and why we have no recent classic holiday movies (6:38). Jussie Smollett was found guilty on his false report charges for lying his ass off (15:43), and that, of course, led to jokes. A bunch of random discussions happen in the middle of this episode - Rory gives advice on the worst places to propose (31:15), ironically, Mal admits to having a hippie fetish (43:00), and we finally hear from one of our KanyexDrake ticket winners (47:46). The guys also discuss new music (1:02:33) , Hitman Holla’s close friends (1:36:40) + more!
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“Do you feel like you’re more aware of Larry Hoover now?” 😂😂 I’m at work crying 😂
@Therealmoseslupai
2 жыл бұрын
🤣 dead 💀
@pedrogates3189
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@ptmac333
2 жыл бұрын
Scotia!
@MitchW18
2 жыл бұрын
He's legitimately hilarious lmfaoo
@ronaldfowler4499
2 жыл бұрын
That's comedy 🤣🤣
Not to sound surprised but there’s really a chemistry here. Rory & Mal are bouncing well off each other (pause) MALS two cool for school energy is leveling out.
@namasdante
2 жыл бұрын
Big pause 🤣🤣🤣 You right though bro. I'm enjoying this shit. They get better and better off each episode.
@mrblackhouseprez
2 жыл бұрын
They doing what 😐😐😧😧😂😂 but yeah i felt the same way. They flowing n mal is talking more than he has ever has.
@ChannelTwentyTwo
2 жыл бұрын
Major pause, ayo. Thanks for clarifying that
@2phonesss
2 жыл бұрын
ayyoooo
@drw0
2 жыл бұрын
Steve Jobs did not die for this
😂 “But the meatball sub makes it home!”
@crdoubleis5319
2 жыл бұрын
That shits true tho! 😂😂
@luotero8473
2 жыл бұрын
Unbleached and all
@TeezyT-se8rs
2 жыл бұрын
Yoooo lmaooooo
@cruzanassassin
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@jp05598
2 жыл бұрын
Hilarious but it’s a valid question. You know a real white supremacist is obviously stealing your lunch if he goes as far as putting a rope around your neck. That’s crazy (Mal voice)
Rory: Have you been engaged? Demaris: Have you been married? 👁👄👁
You know it’s a good podcast when you listen to the audio and still watch the visuals a day later.
@shenellrichardson4936
2 жыл бұрын
‼️
@TheBizBoutique
2 жыл бұрын
That’s a fact
@jlatrice89
2 жыл бұрын
Facts
@jefflieman6856
2 жыл бұрын
Nobody doing that fam
@Legendarykoenma
2 жыл бұрын
I like them but that’s a bit much
Rory: "have you been engaged?" Demarris: "have you been married?" 💀🤣🤣
@hendersoncnc
2 жыл бұрын
He got her lol
@kmdaye04
2 жыл бұрын
😂
@kmdaye04
2 жыл бұрын
@@hendersoncnc she got him lol sore spot bc his engagement broke up
@Hugo-tf6no
2 жыл бұрын
@@kmdaye04 she’s not married though, she just took a shot like bitches do
@JasonALMS2010
2 жыл бұрын
LMAO
Vegans: Rory: here's your pretend food
@4gblue
2 жыл бұрын
"Here's your playdo" 😂
Mal talking about how proposals should be is hilarious. The man doesn’t even claim anyone lol
When Rory said "what about a brunch" for proposals I bout died. Glad he can laugh about it now.
These guys are hilarious. Mal throws perfect alley oops that Rory dunks every time. Rory saying he blacked out & blamed mental health sent me
@hendersoncnc
2 жыл бұрын
I was rolling
Damn bruh, feels like we're getting an episode 5 days a week now 😅
@mrholymerchant
2 жыл бұрын
#grateful
@pedrogates3189
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I’ve said the same but it’s been good content between them The JBP uncle shay shay and skip my days fly at work
@KiDFINessed
2 жыл бұрын
@@pedrogates3189 wtf same lol
@pedrogates3189
2 жыл бұрын
@@KiDFINessed great minds think alike lol
@hipotentca2
2 жыл бұрын
@@pedrogates3189 finally some people who understand that you can be a fan of R&M AND the JBP!!
It’s funny asf how D somewhat talks like mal, like how she’ll repeat something someone said lmaoooo!😂😂😂
Yo Mal solving the smollet case with the meatball sub is hilarious lol they need Mal for cold cases
Jussie making a movie about what he said happened that night is hilarious. hahahhaha Rory's dark sense of humor is great.
@MrMario2987
2 жыл бұрын
It could be Jussie’s version of what Kevin Hart did with True Story on Netflix lol
I'm not gonn lie, when they first peeped their few episodes, I was proud, but it didnt really hold attention. But these last few episodes, the chemistry and subject matter is so natural and fire. Salute!!!
That Winnie the Pooh reference from D. I’m done 😂😂
They passed by the Meg and Tory info pretttty quick 😂😂😂 Demarus and Mal had A LOT to say last time around
@nia4842
2 жыл бұрын
Nothings changed though. All of that (what came out publicly) has been knowledge to the police yet they still charged Tory. If you're in closed quarters (a car), everyone should have GPR on them. And it could be on the hands of someone that didn't shoot. It's going to come down to the victim saying who shot at them. Tory is creating reasonable doubt but if the friend says she didn't shoot and Meg says it was him....the jury will probably go with the evidence and victim testimony. Unless they can prove she was extremely inebriated (and wouldn't know who shot her), it's going to be interesting. Even if she was aggressive, Cali isn't a Stand Your Ground state and if she was outside the car, the threat was gone and you have to retreat to safety or it's an escalation of violence. I do think they should've held their opinion until the case was over though.
@gnickshiphop
2 жыл бұрын
@@nia4842 his charge has yet to be upgraded to assault. isn't that telling?
@nia4842
2 жыл бұрын
@@gnickshiphop He is charged with assault though. That's the charge carrying the most time. Lanez is charged with one felony count of assault with a semiautomatic firearm and one count of carrying a loaded, unregistered firearm in a vehicle and faces a maximum sentence of 22 years in prison.
@ZYaKnoe249
2 жыл бұрын
Mean Joe had a great breakdown of it
Once again Sicko Rory shows up 😂 “Do you feel like you know more about Larry Hoover?” 😂
Am I alone in saying that Mal’s personality NEVER came across this magnificently on that OTHER pod! HE has the best laugh and, their banter has made me watch each episode 2-3 X each 💪🏾❤️🤞🏾 I LOVE DAMARIS & I just “met” her 😉
Mixy boys were podding today...hope you guys do talk about Mal's foot fetish next ep...hahahaha
@pedrogates3189
2 жыл бұрын
I’m not gon front I kind of half one too the first thing I do after I look at a woman’s face and body is her feet I call it the “good pussy foot “ if her feet are shaped a certain way with white toe nails 🤦🏾♂️😂
Lmao bruh Rory and Mal are an amazing comedy duo, had me spitting out my coffee at work and shit looking crazy as hell.
Mal women can pick up fire weed without strings attached 😂😂😂 I love Mal 😂😂😂
@josiejadexo
2 жыл бұрын
Fr tho. He act like people don’t have brothers or family that can plug them up too
@HookedonChronics
2 жыл бұрын
@@josiejadexo shit there's whole legal weed stores all through the country, not just Colorado and California anymore.
@gregt-f3907
2 жыл бұрын
Facts. Ignorantly young I thought if she buying weed from him she fucking. But as I got older I learn that sometimes it's just head 😂😂😂JUST KIDDING
@josiejadexo
2 жыл бұрын
@@gregt-f3907 😂😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️
@lbobig_hoodie3392
2 жыл бұрын
Idk you don’t want the strings .. but that weedman ain’t throwing a little extra in there for nothing lol.
D jus earned a fan with me this episode she marching the vibe 😌 great conversation guys
YES! You guys have your formula down! This was a perfect podcast. Thoroughly entertaining the entire time. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
'Them hippy BITCHES dont care!" LMAOOOOOOOOOO
idk if the brunch proposal flew over heads but you had my dead rory
I love the banter between Rory & Mal.
A girl bringing Mal blockwork for his birthday is crazy 😂
My boy rory be in his bag. That boy be podding.
That birthday makeup take from Rory got it 🤣🤣🤣
Rory and Mal been shooting from the 3 line lately! They have me stay cracking up! 💯💯and was that D's booty in the video? 😂😂 did anyone else catch that?
@thedripofeli3873
2 жыл бұрын
Yea she might’ve had the cakes 🤣🤣
@peaceiladel83
2 жыл бұрын
@@thedripofeli3873 😂😂 facts bro
Rory and mal have great chemistry
I watched Emily in Paris cuz of Mal & its actually pretty good Got hype when he said they're back for another season
@sabrinasalazar05
2 жыл бұрын
Same here. I was dodging it for a while. 🤣🤣 I'm glad Mal put us on. It's pretty good, definitely looking forward to season 2 😁
Used to watch the other podcast, ain watched but 1 or 2 pods since, just been busy, but this ep has me sold. I’ll be tuned in every week 🔥💯🆙 Y’all are right in stride 🤘🏼
I love Rory. Irish Mcnasty is a whole vibe 😂😂
this is probably some of the best chemistry you two have had ! I was laughing so much and enjoying the back and forth :D Solid 10/10
I’m really happy that this is working for these guys, man. They really were carrying the Joe Budden pod. We love to see it
Demeris be real quiet when they cooking them double standards 😂 and when they got to the Meg/Tory trial 😫😫
@motivateddedicated4478
2 жыл бұрын
Mal was tryna move faster than usain bolt on that subject 😂😂
@grynda123
2 жыл бұрын
@@motivateddedicated4478 shit lame
@dlo615
2 жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
That edit into Jussie was crazy 😩😂
To think this masterpiece started from lack of accounting
Love it yall! This is past putting on pressure and full court presses.
Celebrating your birthday for 7 weeks is wild.
That live where y'all picked the winners was hilarious 😂 😃 😄
😂😂😂 I love when Mal cracks up laughing lol
Mal got me in the crib watching emily in Paris on a Saturday afternoon lmao
The cringe proposal comment lmao I was like omg Rory and the infamous proposal 😂
I have not watched an episode of JB's podcast since they last time he had a show explaining the break up away. These guys are it.
This is my favorite pod and they're just starting. Just wait til they're a couple years in
1:02:10 that’s the type of humor the world needs 😎
Really good episode the subway sandwich ish was hilarious.
@quietpillsdispensedondeman5189
2 жыл бұрын
You posted this 4 minutes after video got posted lol
@eastsidex317
2 жыл бұрын
Literally crying
@thecunninlynguist
2 жыл бұрын
@@quietpillsdispensedondeman5189 it always amuses me that YT'ers aren't always aware that the audio gets released first, then the video...think they've literally even said that when the show first launched. So when people comment about stuff that's happened before they get to it, don't act surprised, cause they already heard it.
@chefbaxter2211
2 жыл бұрын
@@quietpillsdispensedondeman5189 A u d i o was released yesterday.
@shenellrichardson4936
2 жыл бұрын
I’m here for their faces at hippy bitches 😭
Ima need y’all to sell shirts that say “the sandwich made it home”
@LorelleG1
2 жыл бұрын
😭😭
Y’all don’t know how happy i am i was getting scared when the pods were boring but my boys back
D is hilarious... thhe third mic that was missing.... great chemistry all around
@mbarry7404
2 жыл бұрын
completely agreed. I suggested this when they first started and I'm glad they took heed. She's perfect as a 3rd mic.
Sticking your hand out the window to see whats up with the weather is CRAZY 😂😂😂😂
@midasmusa3660
2 жыл бұрын
Not really tho
@NathanHuston757
2 жыл бұрын
@@midasmusa3660 its not, until you think about it 😅😂😂😂😭😭
@keepdopealive
2 жыл бұрын
What's crazy about it?
@shugarae1
2 жыл бұрын
Very Normal though... 🤷🏿♀️
@msbkay
2 жыл бұрын
if u dt, ion trust u!
love the added bonus Mal knocking the mic stand down at the end. I caught that
Love when yall post!!! My Saturday morning therapy 🍊 💰
Love Demarris input!
Pod is making me cracking up 😂. I am audio guy now come to KZread for the visual. Keep it coming
The Mixy Boys are on one! Keep knocking em out guys.
good shit guys, ya'll crackin' me up !
Enjoyed the episode and good that we heard from one person who got tickets to educated on Larry Hoover
I really wanna see rory do stand up in 10 years he’s hilarious!
" Brunch, dinner, vacay, parties like GOD DAMN " 😂😂😂 mal funny af
She just “happened “ to run into her friend at the show. Pure coincidence 😂😭
@nia4842
2 жыл бұрын
It's LA. Highly possible.
@MitchW18
2 жыл бұрын
The gig is the gig lmao
@SaiyanSavag3
2 жыл бұрын
@@nia4842 that’s true, but I may have to rewatch but didn’t she say they had the same seats? 😭😂
@nia4842
2 жыл бұрын
@@SaiyanSavag3 No, not the same seats. He was there with other friends and they met up afterwards and shared an Uber (which was super expensive that night).
The ending got me crying 🤣
HOW ARE YALL MAKING THIS MUCH CONTENT 😍🤤
@eltipoornelas9125
2 жыл бұрын
Contract lol😜
Before I watch this later, it's the title for me! Mans, and nem got me floored!
Let the ad play & I just clocked in to work. LESSSSGOOOOOOOOO
I am loving D on the pod. She says what I'm thinking 🤔
@OfficialYungAle
2 жыл бұрын
Funny enough your name is Dee.
Hippie bitches is a wild title
Nbs I’m proud of y’all. Your podcasting has become fucking immaculate 💎💎 good stuff fellas
At work on a 14 hour shift. This is what I needed
@StringerBell92
2 жыл бұрын
I think you’re gonna need to find some additional content
@NathanHuston757
2 жыл бұрын
At least one hour of it will not feel like it’s dragging loll
@quietpillsdispensedondeman5189
2 жыл бұрын
Lol this was published 12 minutes before your post.....hmmmm i wonder
@pistolpete8231
2 жыл бұрын
@@quietpillsdispensedondeman5189 I have no idea what you're implying🤷🏿♂️ My shift actually started at 6am
@pistolpete8231
2 жыл бұрын
@@StringerBell92 I do, I have video streaming services which FOR WHATEVER reason I cannot mention who they are because my comment keeps getting erased. This is simply pathetic. Lets say one start with N, and the other with A. Apparently, those are forbidden words.
Keep these episodes coming 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
35:05 😂😂😂😂 love this pod
Y’all been wilding with the episode titles..😂
Yo they are hilarious 😂😂😂😂
I’m dead 😵 at I don’t want nobody’s bare ass on my bed lmfao 🤣 🤣🤣🤣
@mcbdllc136
2 жыл бұрын
Like Girl you woke up smelling like crawfish in the am humble yourself
@nia4842
2 жыл бұрын
@@mcbdllc136 Huh?
This set is so hit
“I’m the gay Tupac” 😂😂 that’s still hilarious
This was a great pod
Mic falling at the end 😂🤣
Boondocks should have made the Jussie episode 😂🥴🤷🏾♀️
“Thank you Jesus “🤣🤣🤣
Uhhhhh what? Y’all gotta expand your holiday movie horizons: - Four Christmases - The Grinch (Jim Carey version - major classic) - Let It Snow (Netflix) - Holidate (Netflix) - Happiest Season (Hulu) - Liddle Christmas Movie Series (Lifetime) - Klaus (animated but VERY good movie) - The Holiday - The Nightmare Before Christmas
This Christmas is MY FAVORITE Christmas movie!!!
“Birthday Makeup” 😂😂😂
Bro these guys are working working . Seems there is a new ep everyday .
@kingkunta07
2 жыл бұрын
@NYC Kicks keyword: "seems"
@MmeSuprina1
2 жыл бұрын
It feel like that for real lol
@mxfilms9738
2 жыл бұрын
@NYC Kicks iono how people get everyday from 2 times a week.
@nia4842
2 жыл бұрын
@@mxfilms9738 I think it's the combo of audio and video that makes it seem like darn near everyday.
The sandwich made it 😂😂😂😂
“If you pull up with the ZA!” 😂😂😂
Also their way of doing facetime on a podcast is wayyyy better than I've seen other podcasts doing it cos of the covid shit in the beginning. Just adding that cellphone screen window makes it way more tolerable
Yo, Mal wanted no part of that Meg and Tory discussion 😂 he’d rather talk about proposals, bloody proposals 😂😂😂
@hustlehardenttv7038
2 жыл бұрын
Bc Meg manage by Roc Nation which is own by Hov and Mal will never speak down on his people and I respect it.
@bronjesamuel1054
2 жыл бұрын
@@hustlehardenttv7038 even when he cancelled a black man trying to live his life? Called everyone who didn’t immediately believe megs Lyin ass? Foh.
@hustlehardenttv7038
2 жыл бұрын
@@bronjesamuel1054 hol up hol up I believe Tory I’m just speaking on how Mal handling that subject matter. He know that Meg under Hov. We all know Mal never gone speak down on his family business
@bronjesamuel1054
2 жыл бұрын
@@hustlehardenttv7038 that’s some sucker shit to me. Parks and Mal were both very vocal on how they cancelled Tory. Court details come out. They both mad quiet. Lame.
@hustlehardenttv7038
2 жыл бұрын
@@bronjesamuel1054 I agree but we know deep down Mal listens to Tory music on the low now 💯 he just one of the believers who don’t want to look stupid in this situation for not believing Tory. Parks is a goofy. He canceled Tory immediately didn’t even know the dam details
You celebrating the moon 😂😂 37:45
"Have you been engaged 💍 😳?" I was thinking the same thing🤣🤣
I'm with Mal, if she pulls up with weed more fire than mine I've got some questions. How you know him? Word what he charge you for a qtr? 50 dollars???? Get out.
@mybizness247
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@mybizness247
2 жыл бұрын
What if she doesn't smoke and asked some friends for a connect? What if her beauty got her the discount? 😂😂 Asking for myself
@knightlife22
2 жыл бұрын
@@mybizness247 lol it's possible. It's also possible that her beauty got her piped down with a discount attached. Speaking from experience of a friend.
@mybizness247
2 жыл бұрын
@@knightlife22 😂😂😂
@oghaze9318
2 жыл бұрын
Big facts 😂😂
“Pretend food” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ooo found my birthday twin. Mine is 3/26 too. I’m not celebrating through April though lol
Damn content going crazy, but Rory's never dropping that album huh 😔
Ai y’all really cookin now 😭🔥
One doesn’t experience self-transcendence, the illusion of self only dissipates -🎈
Mal the grey sweats are dope😍 and the kicks are 🔥
@marleyshibiti1624
2 жыл бұрын
Air Max 90 Mars landing 🔥🔥