NEW RORY & MAL | Episode 26 | “Turmeric D**k”
Back after the Russ episode and a chill weekend, the guys get right to the shits; the shits being the reunion of Drake and Kanye at the Free Larry Hoover benefit concert held in Los Angeles (5:07). Rory and Mal give their opinions on the show, the experience of live tweeting it, and speculate how a Kanye & Drake tour would look in 2022 (24:09). They speak on Travis $cott’s interview about the tragic incident at his festival (29:00), and this segues into a thankful Rolling Loud LA recap(39:08), as they celebrate a safe completion of the festival, even though LA is in a self-proclaimed “purge”-adjace state currently (40:11). The guys rehash memories of summer camp, and decide to take the New Rory & Mal team on an Adult Summer Camp trip (49:10). Mal stresses over the thought of having daughters (50:50), and this leads into a conversation about Rory giving up his preference to keep his white bloodline pure (51:30) because Gingers are going extinct. The team gets into a debate about trip-booking counting as a love language (we’ve gotta keep Rory off of twitter) (1:03:33) They also cover Rick Ross’ new album honestly (1:15:19), speak on more new music that was released + more!
Пікірлер: 765
Is this podcast starting to become therapy for anyone else?
@rosed3678
2 жыл бұрын
Yes especially during working hours!
@henkhenkste6076
2 жыл бұрын
no
@eustinamina7969
2 жыл бұрын
@@rosed3678 facts
@darnishaallen-jackson9169
2 жыл бұрын
For sure. They are my buddies while I’m driving
@WhosZypha
2 жыл бұрын
Look at Henk Henkste with his toxic comment
They really hitting their stride now. First few months were a little rough but now they cooking. Demaris being a background mic is a great addition. I love how she calls them out for their toxic takes lol.
@alphaintellect
2 жыл бұрын
Still not much substance at all but I'll keep supporting.
@PaperChaserLa
2 жыл бұрын
@@alphaintellect shut up please 🤣🤣🤣 Nigga really tryna heavy critique
@i_am_gohan9232
2 жыл бұрын
I always rocked with it. I couldn’t fuck wit joe and parks anymore because they are bitches, so it was a no brained who I would rock wit. Funny cause Rory use to be my least favorite but something about him i fuck wit.
@e.m.9497
2 жыл бұрын
Yes hitting their strides with surface level commentary and sex talk. Garbage pod 🗑
@kennedyscott1255
2 жыл бұрын
@@e.m.9497 you still watching tho aren’t you ?
When Mal said “they really said red heads going extinct? Are y’all like...ok?” 😂☠️
@Hfgv281
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao it was so awkward lol
Rory saving the gingers is fucking hilarious
@Dongloriano
2 жыл бұрын
The Gingerbeard man
@Hfgv281
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
Mal saying “Rory’s daughter is going to date a black man” and then Rory saying he might end up with a white woman 🤣
@brianturner9975
2 жыл бұрын
That's was a deep response and he's right
@Hfgv281
2 жыл бұрын
😩😩😩😂😂😂
@trisbreezydc2
2 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo
@southside-hornbaby5325
2 жыл бұрын
@@brianturner9975 no it wasn’t 🙄 let’s just laugh.
Rory and Mal pod just hit different as well as us as fans. Even going through the comments while listening makes it feel like distant fam. Much love everyone ! Stay blessed/safe out here. Let’s pod !
@I-do-not-read-replies
2 жыл бұрын
As long as the woman in the back doesn’t start talking we good
@haroldsido7237
2 жыл бұрын
@@I-do-not-read-replies we love demaris stop it❤️
@slumsfinest
2 жыл бұрын
Hit different how. They got mad young kids in the comments saying things they think are cool lmao. These two are so boring without joe it's wild how they even got a deal. But hype will carry you very far.
@iambakano
2 жыл бұрын
🤨mfs always coming in with negativity, if you ain’t got something positive to say just keep it pushing. This person was just trying to keep the positive vibes, y’all stay mad at success. Start your own pod and see how y’all do.
@CaliBoi226
2 жыл бұрын
@@iambakano don’t acknowledge the negativity bro, that’s what fuels their sad life cause misery loves company. Have a blessed one 🍻.
“A lot of tricks don’t know they’re tricks. They be like, I got Bitches. No, you got Bills” -Mal. #BARS!!
Mal saying Rory was like "A little unicorn in the hood" is insane 😩😩😩😂😂😂 If he said leprechaun I would have died.
@4realyo
2 жыл бұрын
On god 😂😂
The boys have definitely found their groove this was probably my favorite episode so far, super funny and covered a lot of ground. Shout out Demaris too 🍊💰
@hovadude
2 жыл бұрын
Also “no jeans on the couch” is crazy asf 😂
@RoyaltyEntertainment510
2 жыл бұрын
Yo I wanna see what demaris looks like now. She sounds sexy af
rory always telling us that red heads are going extinct 😂😂😂😂 this is on his mind a lot
I love this pod . No yelling, no egos, no disrespecting eo to get your point across... straight chill vibes and laughs Like we’re all sitting around smoking and drinking. That other pod gives me anxiety.
@Ziva.lafleurviii
2 жыл бұрын
@NYC Kicks How Did You Come To That Conclusion If Fans Are Actively Listening To Both It Hard To Not Compare We Compare Everything Else…
@bktrouble
2 жыл бұрын
@NYC Kicks I agree, this is pretty lame to still compare at this point. I glad these guys getting support but come for joe is getting old now …. Plus joe pod is fire rn
@wpbdog1625
2 жыл бұрын
@@Ziva.lafleurviii WE SHOULDN'T!!!
@MrHibachi21
2 жыл бұрын
What’s crazy is I just watched a jbp clip out of nowhere and everything felt so forced
Naw,.. The boys been cooking with grease for a couple of episodes nw. These slightly less structured conversions (like in this episode) are fire. Feels like am just kicking vibes with y'all,... and am all the way in Africa 😂 Edit: Heard this EP on the podcast app, then came to KZread to see what reactions 😂
I'm glad they got a new table so Mal didn't have to put his drink on the floor!! It's the little things 🍊 💰
Rory: "When the ball drops-" Mal: "My balls drop" LMAOAOAOAO
@maryannmillwater4718
2 жыл бұрын
LMAO
Already listened but 51:27 is what I came for 🤣 "But you kept that bloodline pure though" has me rollin
@artificialintelligence0101
2 жыл бұрын
Mal hit a half court shot with this one
“Some women use hookah like a pacifier” 😭😭
Averaging 100k views per vid on KZread alone is such an achievement. Credit to the guys 💯
You gotta pan to Damaris sometimes...gotta see her reaction to the convos...lol...especially when Mal talking wild
@FranciscoSanchezXO
2 жыл бұрын
We need to see how we lookin 👀👀
@chippies121
2 жыл бұрын
Deadass.
@angelbadillo4511
2 жыл бұрын
💯
@Hfgv281
2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@LouieV6
2 жыл бұрын
She’s a much better version of Parks.
Please go to adult summer camp & vlog while you're there & share with us. lol
"Mr Big...??" "Yeah: your OLDER BROTHER..."*LMFAOOoooo*...!!!
How can anyone dislike this show ?
Mal was in rare form today! His guard was down a bit this episode.
Bro please bring back Fab saying “somebody did this” lmao
@marquesdunn4934
2 жыл бұрын
he thought we forgot
@jayinthebx
2 жыл бұрын
I missed that drop. When ppl make mistakes. Either this pod or Joe needs to bring that back.
@MONET8iAM
2 жыл бұрын
@@jayinthebx Joe got the “guess who’s going to jail tonight”
this pod is my therapy, thanks R&M
I paused the episode and came back. First thing I hear after pressing play...Mal " You dont think Jesus masterbated" lmaooooo WTF!
@Hfgv281
2 жыл бұрын
😩😩😩
Rory on the soundboard 🔥🔥
Rory’s analysis of the Travis Scott and Charlamagne was hilarious 😂😂
She’s not going to touch herself until Larry Hoover is free 😭😭😭😭😭 Rory pulling from half court lmao
When Rory said do the opposite of Russ when u get married had me dying 😭
The way demaris be calling out mal throughout the show is fye🔥🔥🔥
"What if I'm Spanish?" is hilarious!
I’m thankful for this podcast
Rory talking about donating sperm to the "Ginger Clinic" 💀💀
@Hfgv281
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@shenellrichardson4936
2 жыл бұрын
😭
A Kanye/ Drake tour would implode before it got started. Those two Egos wouldn't last. And I could see Kanye being a nightmare. I could imagine all the last minute changes and temper tantrums . 🥴
@LXXVIIZONE
2 жыл бұрын
Drake actually doesn’t have much of an ego, he was happy to step aside and praise Kanye, doesn’t mind being the but of jokes in his videos…I’m sure drakes very confident of himself but he doesn’t come off ego driven, but yeah Kanye would br a headache fr fr not sure drake would want to sit through all that
@Strawberryfearsforever
2 жыл бұрын
@@LXXVIIZONE Sure he does. But I was moreso referring to Kanye with the ego problems.
@KremedelaKreme84
2 жыл бұрын
Nobody need a joint tour from them either. Give us an inch, we want a mile. They only got back semi cool 5 mins ago.....they don't really like each other too 😅
"you were like a unicorn in the hood...everyone wanted to ride" Mal should be a rapper Lol
Rory is funny as hell “I’ll save you a hour” he was looking out because Travis is not a easy listen when he’s talking
2021 is almost over and the haters are still crying about Rory & Amal’s success
@RobandSijay
2 жыл бұрын
Amal lmao
@southside-hornbaby5325
2 жыл бұрын
Ayo! Amal is a whole female name.
@MMAOdin
2 жыл бұрын
Amal is a ethopian chick that i know lmfao
@FranciscoSanchezXO
2 жыл бұрын
Amalia is CRAZY 😭 thats his name now
@MMAOdin
2 жыл бұрын
@@FranciscoSanchezXO amalia is the princess of the netherlands LMFAOOOOOO
This was a fire episode. The energy that everyone brought to this episode was top notch
Mal came to pod today lmao “then my balls drop , Whoaaa whoaaa whoaaaaa “
Yea the guys warming up now… I’m feeling it 🔥🔥
Every time someone said the word Rory and White woman in the same sentence I couldn’t stop laughing.
It’s super dope when y’all chop it up like this! And I like the behind the cam interjections, makes for a 🔥 dynamic 🥃
This episode was great. Good energy!
Ngl I wanted to wait a little while before peeping this podcast to allow them to find their groove, I’m glad I waited a few months because I started with the russ episode which was fire, then watched the pod before which was also really good and this one is too. I like the dynamic of them having a third person there to bounce ideas off!
1:43:02 my boy Mal been in a different bag lately 😭😭😭
@aleon3000
2 жыл бұрын
Not holding shot back.
Lighting and video quality looking a lot better gentlemen. This pod was probably the best (imo) so far. Keep it coming! 🖤✊🏾 salute the guys
Fam I was at work when when mal said raw island. I fucking died 😭
@Hfgv281
2 жыл бұрын
Did he say thay when they were talking about condoms? I have to rewatch lol
This podcast has always just been abt the vibes and just listening to two funny, opinionated dudes chill out. Im seeing some comments saying this pod lacks depth but u gotta realize most podcasts have this format, and theyre STILL bringing dope guests and having interesting conversations on relationships, music, etc. Not every podcast gotta be People's Party w Talib lol. So big ups to Rory and Mal man
@j.e3336
2 жыл бұрын
its just people that enjoy joe's screaming tbh.
@LouieV6
2 жыл бұрын
People that say this podcast lacks depth generally don’t know what they’re looking for.
Best episde yet. Had me rollin 🤣
Rory said I want my tax dollars to roll over like minutes from Cingular..... That's a really underappreciated reference
I’m so happy you guys have your own pod I’m excited whenever a new episode drops 👏🏽🌟
Y'all I rewatch your episodes like 3 times a day at work 😂
We need those skits back
Continue the random convos this was great
Yall was super wild today I am crying lol
Rory be cooking 😭😭🔥🔥🔥
Drake didn’t take the bait. Kanye wanted to make it a versus. Drake said fuck that ima perform CLB
Demaris, I don't know you but we are friends in my head, sis! 🤩🥰 Love your vocal input!
Drake kept his heavy records in the tuck just in case we do a versus!!!! Smart man
@kennethshelton5537
2 жыл бұрын
Kanye still washing Drake in a versus.
@Abdullah-vg1uc
2 жыл бұрын
Kanye showed his hand
@moneycomesfirst8681
2 жыл бұрын
@@kennethshelton5537 major stretch loool NWTS better than every ye project
@kennethshelton5537
2 жыл бұрын
@@moneycomesfirst8681 you’re tweaking
@humblebragger500
2 жыл бұрын
@@moneycomesfirst8681 lay off the heavy drugs
“Her love language is plastic” lol
Mal I love you, but these album “reviews” gotta be more than “It sounds good, the raps are good..” to try to defend mediocre work
Definitely loving this podcast more and more!!!!
Let gooo Another day another pod, go head roll up God!
I love this pod. Defo my favourite pod x
I’m not gonna lie I thought this show was not gonna last pass a month but this episode show me that these crew is full of good vibes and they funny asl too.
Great work fellas
The Drake vs. Kanye "son of God" tweet is hilarious 😂 😂😂
Def just finished the pod on Sticher but always gotta watch the visuals.
I love that they added demaris as another mic. It makes listening to this podcast more enjoyable than just Rory moreso interviewing Mal lol love it!
This Was the funniest episode to me so far!🤣💗
Demaris with the callback for Rory👏👏👏
@Hfgv281
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao Like a prosecutor lmao
Just looked up turmeric.. this makes it even more hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
Last few pods been great. Love the work
Therapy 🙏🏾 love these pods 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Rory and Alchemist might be the coolest white boys in Hip Hop lol
@lab981
2 жыл бұрын
Kenny Beats rounds out the top three
The flow this week was awesome.
Ep 26 let's go! Now they cookin
Now you guys got your flow down it’s amazing
Low-key.... The most hilarious part is that transition from Jew Women to "Tumeric's good for heart shit right?" 😭🤣😂🤣
@Hfgv281
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
Watching flights take off while you in prison is fucking hilarious.
Rory was def on sicko mode this episode 🤣
Oh yall coming different with the back to backs i like that lol
@nia4842
2 жыл бұрын
Audio: every Tuesday and Friday Video: every Wednesday and Friday
Mal stopped laughing immediately when they confirmed Molly is a virgin (in real life) . I knew he wouldn't believe it.
We gotta discuss how insane this title is 😂
Str8 real HipHop vibrations, how this pod hit every angle in life.
This podcast is therapy. Cheers lads 🙏🏽
each episode better than the last
Real talk or definitely agree?...This podcast has become like therapy to you. Even to just hear "New Rory and Mal" helps.
@reginaldboyd9755
2 жыл бұрын
It’s lowkey kinda boring they need a A mic like joe
@cashthachum
2 жыл бұрын
@@reginaldboyd9755 I usually put this on to fall asleep lmao
@slumsfinest
2 жыл бұрын
@@reginaldboyd9755 agreed.... They're super cool and hip to the new shit. They have style. But they're mostly boring. Same conversation every episode, no really deep takes. I'm not sure where the therapeutic part of this comes from
@fawcue5844
2 жыл бұрын
@@reginaldboyd9755 its high key boring. For me, its like a tv show that used to be good but you gotta keep watching cuz you spent so much time. The perfect pod would be joe, ish and mal.
@fawcue5844
2 жыл бұрын
@@slumsfinest theres no chemistry, rory and mal have a business relationship, joe and mal were real friends thats why it worked cuz they had history and funny stories.
This is probably one of your funniest episodes 😂
This episode has me dyingggg
I couldn't stop laughing.. great job
"summer camp is a productive way to abandon your kids" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Agree with all the Concert commentary!
“Kept the blood line pure”😭🤣
"No outside clothes on the beddddd" 😁😫🤣🤣🤣 thts the pull. Take dem tingz off paaaapiii lmao
They start this on a Convo about a new place and I'm just moving in today 👏🏽🙌🏽
@Zaybytheway_
2 жыл бұрын
Congratulations
loving the dynamic of the show now, they are comfy now
They walked out to a Kanye song (praise god) it was just Travis’ verse.
Best pod in the culture rn$$$
3 seconds in, let me hit that like button. And, saw Rory on See the Thing I, which is no longer on The Sociopath Network; now I can watch that again.