This movie looks like a porn parody without the porn and the parody.

@jekblom123

8 жыл бұрын

well theres no full on sex, but they tease the shit out of it, and Tarzans been around for a while, soooooo... soft core porn spoof.

@ACETYGRA

8 жыл бұрын

No sex but loads of boobs.

@taisamar5193

8 жыл бұрын

Its something. Right?

@KidSnivy69

8 жыл бұрын

+Tyler Tabah Not in an age where you can get free porn online.

@melodicbanshee4344

7 жыл бұрын

That is a bit too much true. At first that's what I thought! But then I said to myself: It can't be a porno, it's got less plot than that!

"How much Keef is in this movie?".........."Miles O'Keef."-MST3K

When the guy fell off the cliff, I was kind of expecting "Don't worry. Nobody dies in this story. They just get really big boo-boos.." from George of the Jungle

@stevencoffin328

11 ай бұрын

I love George of the Jungle! Not only cause it is really funny but as somebody from the Bay Area it was made in that weird time where the mayor of San Francisco Willie Brown would only let you film if he got to make a cameo.

I'd just like to point out a little bit of history for those curious: Tarzan was a 25 book series, the first book "Tarzan of The Apes" was written in 1912. The first Tarzan movie was a silent film, released in 1918. It attempted to accurately portray the story from the first book. In 1932 the first non silent film adaptation of Tarzan was released, titled "Tarzan The Ape Man", it was loosely based on the novel, but it did invent many tropes that were continued in later Tarzan cinema; the most notable being Tarzan's call, which has remained a staple of the franchise till this very day. Following "Tarzan The Ape Man (1932)"'s release, Hollywood created a franchise of Tarzan films which lasted from 1932 to the 1970's. Following the 1970's, many non franchise Tarzan movies were released, including the one that is being reviewed here by the Snob. Eventually, in 1999, Disney released the well known Tarzan animated film. While the films story left out many plot points and elements from the original novel the theme and moral of the story remained consistent: questioning the meaning of the word "Civilized". Trivia: In the original novel, Clayton and Tarzan were secretly lost cousins. The purpose of this was to contrast the lifestyle of Tarzan with the lifestyle of Clayton: Tarzan was one with nature, a man who peacefully lived with the world around him; whereas Clayton was a coldhearted hunter who killed things for fun. The message of course being that Tarzan's peaceful, non violent nature was what made him more civilized than Clayton. Tarzan's real identity is never revealed in the Disney Cannon movies/shows. In the novel his name was John Clayton. In the original novel, Tarzan teaches himself how to read as a child. He finds the camp where his parents were killed, finds some books, and somehow figures out how to read. Realizing the clear problem with this, many Tarzan adaptations since have had Tarzan taught English and literature after being discovered by other people. In the original book, Tarzan's mother dies of natural causes, and his father is killed by Kerchak. In the original novel, Tarzan becomes "King of The Apes" after killing Kerchak in self defence. Kerchak, despite being one of the main villains of the original novel, plays a completely different role in the 1999 Disney adaptation. In the Disney movie, Kerchak dies after being shot by Clayton. This is incredibly ironic considering that Kerchak was originally characterized as being envious and naturally violent, just like Clayton. What is even more ironic is that Kerchak, in the Disney film, passes his leadership onto Tarzan, which the original Kerchak never would have done, especially seeing as though, in the original novel, he gave up his life in his jealousy and resentment of Tarzan.

@Wysiwyg43

8 жыл бұрын

Thank you. I was so interested that I read your whole comment. I'm impressed with the knowledge you shared. Sincerely. Be advised that this isn't to troll you.

@androzani

8 жыл бұрын

I read this comment in Snob's voice. It's really funny and enjoyable if you do so. Learning is FUN!!!

@Kyman102

8 жыл бұрын

Huh, that's really interesting to know. Thanks! I knew Tarzan was a book series, and knew vaguely that Tarzan's birth surname was Clayton, but I didn't know that Tarzan and Clayton were originally cousins.

@manband20

8 жыл бұрын

Well shit, that was informative. Nice job, man!

@LyleVSXyle

8 жыл бұрын

All thanks to Edgar Rice Burroughs... the same man who wrote the Barsoon saga, aka John Carter of Mars.

I think the elephant picking up his unconscious body with its tusks is actually a really lovely Tarzan moment, beautifully done 14:35

Unless it is Bob Newhart imitating a cat, the MGM lion should do nothing but roar.

@BlackBirdSweep

8 жыл бұрын

lion oppression.

@endlessnoise9173

8 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the belching lion in "Strange Brew"

@marcuswalker3409

6 жыл бұрын

Morbos1000 Bob Newhart?

@Lee-Darin

4 жыл бұрын

@@marcuswalker3409 on the tv show Newhart at the end the MTM kitten meows but it's Bob Newhart's voice.

@SlapstickGenius23

3 жыл бұрын

@17ll3 x214 the current Leo the Lion has a real name, Zamba.

Dumbassledore is my new favourite line! Also, I feel bad for Miles O'Keefe. At least he seemed like he was actually trying. Beautiful though she may be, Bo Derek can't act to save her life.

Say what you want about the movie, I thought having the elephant to actually pick up the Tarzan actor was amazing. You would never see that now.

Okay... John Derek's works aren't films. They're a fetish.

@theblocksays

3 жыл бұрын

"Cinematic cuckoldry", my hot wife is totally getting ravaged by big burly jungle men..also by big snek XD

"John Derek is better at directing animals than he is at directing people" Well, apart from the lion pouncing at Miles earlier.

Today on Sentences That Will Only Ever Be Said Once: "Could you not keep bringing up your dad when you're getting fondled by Tarzan?!?"

Bo Derek's eyes are terrifying in this movie. She always looks like a falcon about to swoop down on her prey.

6 жыл бұрын

Franz Sanders I'll be her prey anytime.

This makes me miss the subtlety and class of George of the Jungle.

Richard Harris screaming his lines out of nowhere? "HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIYAH?" he asked calmly.

@ericanderson9013

8 жыл бұрын

I do believe you've mixed up your Dumbledores there, good sir.

@davincent98

8 жыл бұрын

I know

@EmilySpiritExT

7 жыл бұрын

I don't blame him, all the Dumbledores looked the same to me from all the movies, despite it being different men, lol. I guess they gotten lucky with their Dumbledore choices since they seemed to be the same actor. lol At least to me. :)

@RavynMad121

6 жыл бұрын

Well, Richard Harris was dead at the time, so maybe his ghost was responsible for that bizarre outburst :P And I completely agree on the whole 'they look the same' detail. For years, I just thought they had suddenly decided to radically change the costume.

@DDBurnett1

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, this should be a Michael Gambon quote and posted on a The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover review.

every so often you see a movie that makes you understand why actors in the seventies were alcoholics...

That shout of 'WHY DID YOU DO THAT' into the African abyss resonates with all the times I made poor choices.

They probably should've called this one JANE PORTER: THE MOVIE

@ACETYGRA

5 жыл бұрын

Or JANE PORTER"S BOOBIES: THE MOVIE

@SlapstickGenius23

3 жыл бұрын

Because the 1981 Jane Parker is actually Jane Porter in all but surname.

@peterkrug4124

3 жыл бұрын

@@ACETYGRA Yeah, that's a much better title for this film.

It scares me that an IMDb commenter said, "this is the best film the Derek couple has ever made," and s/he is probably right. Nice to see Ator got work after finding the Geometric Nucleus, though!

9:42 is that where the Simpsons got the "old man yells at cloud" joke from?

Brad, as a woman, I can confirm that we all sit like that with our legs as wide as possible.

@zetetick395

Жыл бұрын

Women and JCVD

Like part of me feels like it's kinda flattering to put your wife in all your movies and having the premise to ALL of them being that everyone is in love with her. But also, it comes off as really desperate, insecure, and sad.

@littlebearbradick9263

7 жыл бұрын

not to mention all the weird, gross Dad stuff here.

@oren1305

6 жыл бұрын

+Little Bear Schwarz Well, John Derrick did marry her when she was barely 18; they dated before that though, and had to run off to Germany to avoid charges... John was pretty gross, insecure, and sad.

@cesarzpontu8886

2 жыл бұрын

@@oren1305 why sad? He got what he wanted.

@dabiskitt

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe one movie, sure, but when they all revolve around “my wife is young and fuckable please notice” it just gets sad.

I can't believe Joseph Joestar watched this movie.

I never got those ROAR jokes until a friend of mine brought it to a movie night recently. I don't know how any movie studio thought working with live, untrained lions was a good idea for any reason.

@benderbendingrodriguez420

Ай бұрын

Wasn't a studio. Was all funded independently because the studios didn't want to touch it

Boozed-up adults used to be the backbone of box office success.

@anikmonette2140

4 жыл бұрын

There was also naiveté since it was Bo and John Derek first big picture...

This movie came out when I was a kid, and seeing it, or sneaking in to see it, was a big deal. Can only explain it by saying that Bo was the Kim Kardashian of her day. Screaming is pretty much Richard Harris's trademark. The only films I can think of where he doesn't are the Harry Potters.

Just want you all to know...."Where's my cannon?" is Albus Dumbledore from the first two Harry Potter movies. Yea he's done other things, but I just wanted to leave that there for the kiddies.

@Tareltonlives

8 жыл бұрын

I wish he was that drunk. It looks like Michael Gambon inherited his booze, though

Can't believe there was no reference to "They're washing me like a horse!" One of the most stunning lines in the history of cinema.

A Svengali Production? Well, at least the director's being honest about exploiting the female lead.

@JeonardShadby505

8 жыл бұрын

I first misread it as A Svengoolie Production. I was confused about the lack of rubber chickens and bad puns.

@marcuswalker3409

6 жыл бұрын

Littlepip Lightbringer True.

I remember seeing this movie one night when I was a kid but don't remember much except for Leo the MGM Lion doing the Tarzan yell and the part with Jane spooning Tarzan while he's passed out and surrounded by apes. I remember being uncomfortable at that part but wasn't sure why. I wonder what percentage of my innocence I lost that night?

Richard Harris? THAT RICHARD HARRIS? you mean... Dumbledore????

@BNK2442

8 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@johnclavis

8 жыл бұрын

And English Bob in Unforgiven!

@Musicradio77Network

8 жыл бұрын

Yep! That's the one. He was singer at one time when he did "MacArthur Park" in 1968 and it was his only big hit as a one-hit wonder.

@catmadigan7763

8 жыл бұрын

...oh GOD.

@DonaldRilea

4 жыл бұрын

Yup, and it was performances of his like this one here that was why I didn't like him as an actor until I saw him in "Unforgiven".

The biggest surprise about this movie? It was made when Richard Harris had given up the booze. Although given how much he drank in the seventies, he could have still been hungover at this point.

Hey look, a Tarzan movie that doesn't really feature Tarzan, kinda like a Lone Ranger movie that centers around Tonto.

@sesfilmsllc

2 жыл бұрын

Oh so the 2013 movie.

Just yesterday, my uncle told me about the time he went to see this in the theaters. He got to the opening credits before he left and went to watch something else.

8 жыл бұрын

SMARTEST. UNCLE. EVER.

So THIS is the film that Joseph Joestar saw...

@MrGse1992

8 жыл бұрын

Joseph that silly old man lol

@sinsoftheswamp8346

8 жыл бұрын

but dio

@DragonMaiden77

8 жыл бұрын

This doesn't have to do with your comment, but instead why you have a picture of Grell having an orgasm

@JazivelHD

8 жыл бұрын

My friend is an artist and he knows I like Black Butler and Panty & Stocking, so he drew me a pic of Grell as a gift. It's hard to tell in the avatar size, but it's in the style of PSG. As for the orgasm, I think it's funny and I have no shame

@DragonMaiden77

8 жыл бұрын

+Red Talon it's definitely a good picture. Props to you my man/wo-man, keep on keeping on

Is it bad that whenever James Parker mentions stuffing and mounting Tarzan on his wall, that I imagine Brenden Frasier spread-eagle and nailed on the wall with his mouth open?

@raphaelmarquez9650

4 жыл бұрын

I don't blame you since George of the Jungle is suppose to be a Tarzan parody.

I know that the Tarzan lore originated a century ago but "Ape man" will always make me laugh. Like Felis the Cat, E.T the Extraterrestrial, Manos: The Hands of Fate...

I feel bad for poor Richard Harris. He deserved better than this! I wonder how drunk he got on set in order to get through this movie? Bob Hoskins in Super Mario drunk or Peter O'Toole in Caligula drunk? MORE CONVICTION!!!!

@gantzisballs

8 жыл бұрын

3 minutes in and I get my answer! Thanks Brad!

@Ike_of_pyke

8 жыл бұрын

Yeahhh

@themysteriouscrumpet

8 жыл бұрын

I thought "Peter O'Toole in Caligula" drunk was "Peter O'Toole in every Peter O'Toole movie" drunk.

@MaggieOffutt

8 жыл бұрын

Just like drunk Peter O'Toole in SuperGirl

@murciadoxial8056

8 жыл бұрын

or drunk peter o'toole in thomas the tank engine

Brad Jones aka cinema snob is an icon, thank you so much for sharing with us you make life more enjoyable for many people!!

you have issues, John Derek.

Ive always thought it was funny how MGM kept that lion as its mascot all these years even though it murdered its trainer very shortly after filming the legendary roar.

@SlapstickGenius23

3 жыл бұрын

Actually, there are different lions. And all are technically dead. The current version of Leo the Lion is a cgi version of the 1957 one.

Wait! Bo Derrick stars in this John Derrick film? Wow. Whatever the proper term for spousal nepotism is, this guy's got it.

@StonedGremlinProductions

8 жыл бұрын

Lord knows when I was married, I never made movies with my wife. Oh, wait... ;)

@disgruntledfish8276

8 жыл бұрын

Yeah but: 1) You're super low budget. 2) You didn't parade her around as a sex symbol constantly.

@retrospectre2658

8 жыл бұрын

Hahaha, Yeah Brad, that's what you're doing wrong.....

@Kyman102

8 жыл бұрын

Well if my wife were an actress and looked like Bo Derrick...

Why isn't WHY DID YOU DO THAT?! ...WHYYYYYYYYY?! a meme...?

@theblocksays

3 жыл бұрын

It should be!

Edgar Rice Burroughs is rolling in his grave.

@Ike_of_pyke

8 жыл бұрын

We must make a new Tarzan to sate him

@imaphantomfan

8 жыл бұрын

First it was John Carter's box office bomb, than two awkward Tarzan movies, one admitedly in CGI and the other passing as "live-action"... Yeah, probably so.

@Ike_of_pyke

8 жыл бұрын

Ana Luiza Rabelo I don't think Edgar would care about the box office just seeing his works come to life , as well as how accurate it is and as a guy who lived pre-CGi he wouldn't be as cinical

@imaphantomfan

8 жыл бұрын

I actually like John Carter, I think it's actually a good movie, it's bad it didn't sell as much. As for the last "Tarzan" movie, (including Disney's) they had little to do to the original book, but each one was kinda "okay" on each own's way. This movie up here is clearly a porn spoof that didn't go as much "X-rated" as it could have been.

@jacobmatthewcrawford2120

8 жыл бұрын

+Pete Hill ----Apparently, Edgar Rice Burroughs' estate tried suing to make sure this movie wasn't released... They obviously failed!

♥ U Brad for the Orca reference. I loved Orca growing up as a kid, and I still do. Richard Harris and Charlotte Rampling were great. Bo Derrick had her leg bitten off in that movie. Awesome. The soundtrack by Ennio Morricone was brilliant.

The dialog in these John Denver movies is like the one kid in high school theater who REALLY insisted his own play would be far, far better than any of that 'modern' trash that's been professionally made.

Actually the artwork in that logo is from the legendary Frank Frazetta, Bo Derek kinda does look like a real life Frazetta painting.

Multi-coloured Yull Brynners...god damn it, Brad. You're making me laugh.

I forgot Bo Derek was in 'Orca'...mind you, seeing as she remained clothed in it, so did the audience!

So this film isn't any different from almost any Monica Bellucci movie, Bo Derek's counterpart of our age... The morale of the story is: are you hot and in a power relationship with someone in the entertainment industry? You can shoot as much s**t as you wish.

The most important part of the Tarzan story is Jane's electra complex. Also, slow-motion Tarzan ass.

"And if you have a human being stuffed and mounted in your club, *it's gonna raise a few eyebrows!* Uhh, it's a conversation piece, duh.

Cinema Snob...you are the funniest guy I've ever seen. I can not believe it took me this long to start watching your videos!! The combination of comedy, sarcasm and intelligence is fuqing mind blowing! Thank you for existing.

The Cinema Snob loves his porno spoofs. If you all don't vote for the porno, he's going to be really disappointed with you.

@theblocksays

8 жыл бұрын

I'm just disappointed the Japanese live action schoolgirl "Ghost Hustlers" spoof wasn't in the options...but I guess he couldn't get away with showing too many clips of it, even though TokyoPop had no issue distributing it.

@TheKML777

8 жыл бұрын

I'd personally love to see the third one so that Brad can explain who, or what, Alan Smithee is.

@sharkhammr

7 жыл бұрын

I thought Tokyopop went defunct a while ago. Edit: Wait, nevermind. Misread the "had" as "has". Sorry about that. Ignore me.

All these years later, and I still lose it at 10:21 when Tarzan does the "Tarzan Boy" holler.

20:01 "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

9:37 To answer your question Richard Harris, it's for how much money you owe for recording "MacArthur Park." But it will make a great Weird Al parody.

"Speaking of boobs, the new Ghostbusters movie is coming" Lol, nice transition there, Brad. XD

Now I want Tarzan's iconic cry to be replaced with a similar but obviously Alpine yodel...

@theblocksays

8 жыл бұрын

I find it funny that the natives were "afraid" of the call, I mean it's just some musclebound dude on a vine, just offer him some cheese, white people LOVE cheese, right Freeman? LOL

@samanthajayable

8 жыл бұрын

I like how they're in "Africa" when the python, elephants, foliage, landscape and bulls are Asian.

@thatguycalledphil6808

8 жыл бұрын

I noticed that elephant too. My only guess would've been that it was an imported one from Asia and they were in East Africa, but why wouldn't be near some sort of pen and in the wild? However, I didn't notice the orangutan. Now that it occurs to me.....those chimps should be kicking around that thing. Reason being chimps are more violent and often hunt other primates, second it like a three to one ratio so they have fair chances.

@SlapstickGenius23

3 жыл бұрын

The film was filmed in Sri Lanka.

18:18 possibly the greatest transition of all time

Bo should have made Awesome Late night Cable Erotica, she could have been Legendary

I didn't know Jimmy Saville was a thing in the states, but I'm glad you brought it up, because shouty man does look a lot like him.

To be canonically correct, the "apes" *should* be a man-sized hominin. Though Burroughs did not specify a species, and indeed, hominid lineage was very much uncertain in Burroughs' time, he made it clear the apes were human sized, with some human-like characteristics. They had a stone age culture, and language - thus, the gibberish depicted as spoken used by the apes is within cannon. Though, I do not know if Derek went so far as to make sure their mutterings were in Burroughs' "Mangani" language. ... And, yes, we DID pause the video to discuss this. ;)

Well done, Brad! I just reviewed this last week for Awfully Good Movies, and it truly is one of the most fascinatingly awful films I have ever seen. And here's hoping that GHOST FEVER wins your poll. It's always transcendently funny when the Snob gets mad at movies with wacky shenanigans. And plus, it'd be your first Alan Smithee movie.

Now Richard Harris telling God off is a clip worth keeping 🤣 HOWW VERY DAAARE YOUUUUU!! ☝😡 - Honestly I was expecting a Crocodile Dundee moment there! 12:42

The Snob, golf-clapping the inevitable wanna-be pedants, should be .GIFed and added to the internet's sarcastic arsenal.

@KarstensCreationsKC

6 жыл бұрын

I noticed it has been a year and no one had taken on this task soooo...ask and ye shall eventually receive, my friend...;) media.giphy.com/media/1wrBteDhIfjFVILPCY/giphy.gif

I lost it at the "multicolored Yule Brenners" line

Why does Tarzan take forever to appear in this movie, all the other Tarzan films introduce him to the audience right away.

@jngr1

4 жыл бұрын

Because, if nothing else, those movies are at least somewhat competent

"I've never touched a man before..." "Pfft. HA!"

I wish i could hear that snorkel joke for the first time again, i almost cried laughing

"No.. you heard him, honey. He's gonna fuck Tarzan" Had me crying

I love the part where Richard screaming at sky at 9:37

This and Little Red Riding Hood and the Monsters are my favorite Cinema Snob reviews!

If I wanted to see an awkward Miles O'Keefe movie, I'd put on my copy of Cave Dwellers.

17:45 "That's a smile!" Just imagine the girl from "Me before you" doing this as she met Wil for the first time due to a misunderstanding. I would have laughed my ass off. And yes, this movie looks so messed up that I believe the plot would not be far from Jane's father having an incestuous relationship with her in the jungle so that Tarzan has to come and save her. Last but not least: Around 2000 I read a film review on this Tarzan flick by my favourite film critic (who didn't like it). Amongst other things he wrote that Bo Derek's nudity scenes must have been as exciting as a bucket of valerian tea since in Germany you just had to be at least 12 years old to be permitted to watch this. And now thanks to you, Brad, I have a clearer picture of this wreck.

You absolutely read my mind with the Baltimora joke, Brad! Good moves!

Dear Snob, Your last joke about commenting about apes killed me. Keep up the amazing work, Marcen.

My favorite Snob moments are the ones I inadvertently guess 3 seconds prior - MORE CONVICTION!!!!

Snob I love your videos, please never stop making them

How much Keefe is in this movie? Miles O'Keefe!

Dear Cinema Snob, In your most recent episode, you made a joke implying that Bolero was the last John Derek/Bo Derek production, when in fact, Ghosts Can't Do It was the last one produced. I expect your next episode to feature you saying "you got me! Egg on my face!" and actually featuring you cracking and egg on your face. Love, Mike *sarcasm in every word

@StonedGremlinProductions

8 жыл бұрын

Not the last one made ever, the last one made through both MGM and Cannon. Hence the lion saying they were out the door.

@andrewgwilliam4831

8 жыл бұрын

+Jeffrey Coogan That escalated quickly!

@jeffreycoogan09

8 жыл бұрын

Andrew Gwilliam Richard Harris was just to good of a actor for a movie like that.

@theAngryscotman

7 жыл бұрын

Don't you be rude to our Lord and Savior!

@harmonyjones8035

7 жыл бұрын

23:14 for the reference, guys.

Richard Harris AAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!

Miles O' Keeffe is the greatest actor who ever lived. Don't question it.

Bo Derek taught me some incredible hand eye coordination back in those days. Christ I couldn’t get enough of her lol

1:04 That's Frank Frazetta's artwork,I hope he got paid well.

its funny to see a young albus Dumbledore

Y'know that joke about Bo's creepy face around Tarzan made me realize, YEAH, under less flattering lighting she DOES kinda look like the Mom form Troll 2 before having kids! LOL

"This Ain't Ghostbusters?" Wow. I was expecting something more creative like "Ghost Loadbusters".

@RavynMad121

8 жыл бұрын

I was expecting something really lame like 'Ghost BUSTers'

You'd think the Ator-Diabolik crossover would be more epic.

1:29 ...I think that Lion needs to see a vet immediately.

I guess on the bright side, its an improvement over Ghosts Can't Do It.

@DDBurnett1

6 жыл бұрын

Ironic, seeing that Tarzan is almost a decade older than Ghosts.

I'm pretty sure modern movies have started using CGI for wild exotic animals for the animal rights issue, not because CGI is easier. It's just harder to get abused circus elephants for your movie these days.

@gracekim25

6 жыл бұрын

EaglesRugby wait some movies had actual animals? What if someone actually died while filming?

@theivace9705

6 жыл бұрын

Gracekim1 Welp, there'd be some charges.

@ScratStitch

6 жыл бұрын

Agreed. One of the only things that get on my nerves about Snob Reviews (and I'm a big fan) are the unfair shots at modern special effects.

10:28 Good. I was wonder how much O'Keeffe was in this movie

My parents said this was 1 of 3 films to walk out of the theater on. The other two were "Galaxy of Terror" and "Cruising". Of course I had to own it because of that fact :-)

@dswynne

8 жыл бұрын

Same here, except the last two for me was "Clash of the Titans" and "Baby: Secret of the Last Legend". My folks that those two, plus John Derek's version of Tarzan, was "kid friendly". Looking back now, I wonder if the studios had mixed up their films with Cinemax's library of films...

8 жыл бұрын

How could your parents think that this version of Tarzan was kid friendly, considering it's rated R?

Great video, Snob! Do you think you'll ever take a look at Bo and John's other infamous collaboration, "Bolero"?

So the title character is barely in this movie? I didn't know Ryuhei Kitamura took inspiration from this movie for Godzilla: Final Wars

@Tareltonlives

8 жыл бұрын

At least this movie has no ripoffs. Nothing redeemable, but no ripoffs

Holy shit 36 million from a 6 million dollar budget. very impressive

Hey Film Critic (SGP), from UK, Europe. Absolutely love Your reviews, especially the ones that cover the worst films out there. Absolutely love it; I'm on the floor laughing. I wonder if there is a niche market for really, really bad films. Because in a way, it's quite amusing. Just wondering if this is a European quirk, or maybe it exists in the United States. Anyway, Your reviews go far beyond others. And your dedication to really bad films just proves this point further - absolute magic. Best wishes and stay safe, Rob. (1/3/2023)

@DonaldRilea

Жыл бұрын

Oh, there is a market for horrible films in the States, as the existence of this channel, "Mystery Science Theater 3000", "Rifftrax", and other video series, magazines, and the like show. Not trolling you here, but doing my best to answer your question.

@enlightenednormie242

Жыл бұрын

Thanks for the kind Words Rob, I'm sure the Snob would appreciate it.

No wonder Richard Harris was the whispery Dumbledore. Must have blown out his voice here.

had to wait over 12 minutes for the first Dumbledore reference, but I knew it was coming eventually

These reviews are great man, keep it up! ^^