“Yes officer, that was my pet raccoon driving my car, he doesn’t know better, he just wanted ice cream. I promise I’ll take him to The DMV next week to get his license.”

@tandiparent1949

3 жыл бұрын

Lol,that or he wanted apple sauce 🙃

@thejanitor3263

3 жыл бұрын

wHerE's ThE LaMb SauCe

@goobyahh7142

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@kendrahwhyte9960

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, officer, he likes Lincolns.

@mysticgacha8746

3 жыл бұрын

@@tandiparent1949 ....👌

This raccoon has A LOT of energy. This would not be a pet for just anyone. They are so cute though.

@danfarris135

3 жыл бұрын

He’s still young. After a few years he will settle down. More so if he gets neutered

@rainbowsixsiege9380

3 жыл бұрын

When the closest pet shop where I live was open they sold raccoon pets

@Aston3003

3 жыл бұрын

And also they can be also a T H I C C BOI

@danny208YT

3 жыл бұрын

They are terrible pets. That's why most owners let them eat until they're obese so they have no energy and are tired like a slug

@mauricioinit6131

3 жыл бұрын

@@danfarris135 true

i love how he insists on knocking it out of your hand so he can pick it up off the floor and eat in proper raccoon style

@hellokenize7019

2 жыл бұрын

Lol yes

I should be asleep right now, but instead I'm watching a raccoon eat squeezable applesauce at Sonic

@Ceo_cinnamon

3 жыл бұрын

Lord _Dabbatron yeah same

@clara1662

3 жыл бұрын

Relatable

@meaghan2626

3 жыл бұрын

Haha ya

@deborahtucker3964

3 жыл бұрын

Dangerous....should not drive with an unrestrained animal.

@ElFoxo122

2 жыл бұрын

@@deborahtucker3964 he's in a kennel they let him out at the drive throughs

This is how my dad thinks I eat in the car

His little hands are so adorable! He is a curios fella. Thanks for sharing!

@ahuman3938

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@kdm1879

3 жыл бұрын

Jea

@swat7542

3 жыл бұрын

Curious*

@MrGoonMe

3 жыл бұрын

So no one sees having a loose raccoon in a truck going through fast food drive thrus as a problem? “White people do the darnest things”

@tossthissalad562

3 жыл бұрын

Goon how is this a problem

The title should’ve been “Cheeto making a mess for 12 minutes straight”

i think hes rubbing that broccoli all over the upholstery on purpose

@Derek_Wyld

3 жыл бұрын

lol! he's so cute how he can't just eat it without doing that so long XD

@elsienicole5663

3 жыл бұрын

That had me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@courtneypetit5084

3 жыл бұрын

He needs a water dish they like to wash their food.

@bleunailsuite8667

2 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭🤣 like what aren’t they grasping “HE 👏🏾DONT👏🏾WANT 👏🏾IT 👏🏾lol we get it y’all feed him junk food just stop 😭😭😭

Cheeto ain’t waiting for his broc, he wants it NOW

@ianruiz6794

3 жыл бұрын

Cheeto is so cute

@linkmoody9847

3 жыл бұрын

Oof I miss tito

@harlemsilk148

3 жыл бұрын

I thought his name was Chino.

"just gonna smear this all over your upholstery."

@trapdoorguppi

3 жыл бұрын

Of course! Hes making the car smell "delicious " lol what is the reason that they do that tho

@fayelawson6664

3 жыл бұрын

@@trapdoorguppi they mash it up so its easier to eat

“Plays bongos with the broccoli”

This made me laugh. You have to be such a patient parent with these raccoons.

I love how cheeto just rubs the broccoli on the seat

LMAOOO THE WAY CHEETO WAS JUST MASSAGING HIS BROCCOLI

@NekoKuro-il8rz

3 жыл бұрын

I think he was trying to wash it, since in the wild raccoons have been known to wash their food

@thelegendaryt-rex4763

3 жыл бұрын

@@NekoKuro-il8rz They've probably avoided covid 19 more than stupid people who don't know what quarantine means

@mr.skipper4173

3 жыл бұрын

@@thelegendaryt-rex4763 Numbers have sky rocketed due to protests

@davidadamus4039

3 жыл бұрын

@@NekoKuro-il8rz they are actually called "Waschbär" here in Germany which just means wash bear. This fits

@evilnick2885

3 жыл бұрын

@@NekoKuro-il8rz I think I read somewhere theyre not actually washing it but just making it softer and easier to digest by pre wetting it.

I love how even raccoons are like “the hell is this green tree thing? Screw this, gimme processed sweets now!”

I love how he prefers smashing broccoli everywhere and then got mad when he was tricked into eating it when she put the chicken in there. 🦝🥦🧆

Jeez now I understand why there’s such a mess every time they get in the trash. They can’t even eat without making a mess normally lol

@queenofdarkness3341

3 жыл бұрын

keep in mind its peoples food they dont even know what most of this is

@FirstnameLastName-mr8lk

3 жыл бұрын

@@queenofdarkness3341 it doesnt care if it likes the taste they dig in trash and eat whatever there is

@ClandonV6

3 жыл бұрын

Trash Panda. ♥

@a3ks33vccc3

3 жыл бұрын

Nop hes not hungry hes playing with the food

@leomartinez4398

Жыл бұрын

They make a mess first then eat lol

Cheeto spilling broccoli everywhere and Mitchell’s just like the car is destroyed.

Alternate title: ‘cute raccoon trashes car’

Wow Tito can get so energetic! Almost borderline aggressive just not mean. Raccoons must have the most amazing levels of energy. He’s like a super strong and fast aggressive baby!

He’s adorable but I have to say: that seems like a NIGHTMARE pet.

@J2A61

3 жыл бұрын

Yea he’s going to accidentally go crazy sooner or later and it will be the animals fault I’d bet

@anysimon1635

3 жыл бұрын

NO He is a dream

@Crummieboi56

3 жыл бұрын

Any SIMON he is B A B Y

@henrystrowmatt9046

3 жыл бұрын

Ya when it was biting her foot and them jump to here after she said no, I was wondering why the she didn't like throw it or something. That would've freaked me out.

@jonathanday4553

3 жыл бұрын

@@J2A61 Wow you're an optimistic ray of sunshine arent you. You really dont understand how progress works huh? You'd rather we all stay in the dark where we feel safe huh.

That's a weird looking dog but he's still a cute dog

@babybluealice1

3 жыл бұрын

haha.Not funny didn't laugh.

@ready4grabs

3 жыл бұрын

@@babybluealice1 Go Play Fortnite kid

@geebandupp4148

3 жыл бұрын

༒Quikze_Editzツ i laughed

@MarioLopez-fl5pc

3 жыл бұрын

I think its a cat

@cheesesandwich2704

3 жыл бұрын

No it's a morbidly obese mouse

Why is nobody talking about the fact that this is just like having a 3 year old in the car LMAOO I also lost it when he started to smear the broccoli on your seats NRNRNOIRnIORNIOC

@hellokenize7019

2 жыл бұрын

It was quite funny I hope it stays there then they can think twice about it

@user-tg2gb2ik2y

2 ай бұрын

I have a three year old and I call her my baby raccoon 🦝 this video definitely gives me validation I picked the right nickname 😂😂😂

What I have learned from this is raccoons don’t like their veggies

Fast Food worker: Is he friendly?" Well yes but not friendly to car interiors xD

this whole video was a trip

@TitoTheRaccoon

3 жыл бұрын

was definitely a fun one to film

@erinnelson434

3 жыл бұрын

@@TitoTheRaccoon I had a pet raccoon growing up in the 1980s. If I can find a photo, I'll share it.

"Ima ride in a car, 'cause when you ride in the hooman's car you get to go through the drive-thru. And they just HAND YOU food! No more of that dumpster diving for me!" 🦝

My 4 years old loves to watch this video 100 times at day 🤗

I love how he was checking/rubbing his broccoli all over the seat 😂😂

@Mr_NBA_

3 жыл бұрын

He was literally making a mess in the car that’s not funny

@Trezar

3 жыл бұрын

yes it is

@Mr_NBA_

3 жыл бұрын

Do you really think getting food all over the car is funny he has quite a bit of cleaning up to do now I have no idea how you find that funny it’s just disgusting having a raccoon as a pet is stupid

@Trezar

3 жыл бұрын

it’s just your opinion

@Mr_NBA_

3 жыл бұрын

It’s not just mine I bet some other people don’t think it’s funny either

Is it just me or does the raccoon eating make me happy

@erinnelson434

3 жыл бұрын

So happy. Like being satisfied FOR him.😃

@ceramikxxx5882

2 жыл бұрын

Lol yes

He reminds me of the Tasmanian devil cartoon lol.

5:07 idk why but I’m wheezing 😂😭 he’s just rubbing the broccoli on the chair

@EL1XX3R

3 жыл бұрын

He Is rubbing or punching it

sometimes you just need to watch a racoon go through a drive thru

Cheeto is like a spoiled child who throws a fit when he doesn’t get something he wants.

@drayistired

3 жыл бұрын

Pimp Chimpin he is not a child he is an animal.

@drayistired

3 жыл бұрын

And u are just rude

@bubbyt

3 жыл бұрын

Gaming Dray r/woooosh

@goobyahh7142

3 жыл бұрын

@@drayistired no, he wasn't taking it seriously, he was just joking around about how the raccoon acts. I'm sure that person knows it's a animal. but the person wasn't calling the raccoon spoiled, its just what it reminded them of.

@EchoEdema

3 жыл бұрын

@@drayistired You do know that animal's have children, right? It's not like a dog gives birth to a 10 year old dog.

5:08 He was like “I don’t want this disgraceful peace of broccoli”🤣

What a little stinker!💛 so cute how he rides in the car with you. Tito is adorable 😍

I absolutely adore raccoons but OMG he is on heck of a busy boy. Glad he is yours.😁🦝

We have a raccoon that comes to our house every night We named her Nelly

@sophieanderson7443

3 жыл бұрын

Aww 💓

@JustTryinaDuck

3 жыл бұрын

Nelly is a rare and perfect being

@FeeLtheHertZ

3 жыл бұрын

Does she wear a white bandaid under her left eye? And rap?

@oneluv1463

3 жыл бұрын

@@JustTryinaDuck Thats sweet

@dzimka7576

3 жыл бұрын

not fat *"C H O N K Y"*

I want to have a pet raccoon when I’m living in an environment where I can take care of one. Most adorable thing I’ve ever seen.

Don't know why but the way he started rubbing broccoli on the car just crack me up

Still praying for Tito’s return ❤️

@princessofpentacles776

3 жыл бұрын

Is he lost??

@babyapple7995

3 жыл бұрын

Ferret Faerie Yeah It’s been a few months

@JusticeFortheSilenced

3 жыл бұрын

The more I learn about this guy the more I don't like. So he "lost" one raccoon and got another? They are wild animals that carry rabies and should not be pets.....I am a volunteer for an animal rescue organization and I have had to personally confiscate 5 (well the organization I volunteer for), all it takes is it biting or scratching a child, then they have to be tested for rabies....do you know how they test for rabies? Well. Look it up.

@vicegrip_P

3 жыл бұрын

Free Tito

@itsyeiboimike4431

3 жыл бұрын

JusticeForTheSilenced hey man good vibes but that’s really cool of you to volunteer at a rescue org

that car was so nice and clean before you started feeding him the Brockley.

@somethingedgy2185

3 жыл бұрын

Broccoli*

@whosdenzel

3 жыл бұрын

the what ? lmaoo

@avocadobeets7855

3 жыл бұрын

@@somethingedgy2185 Brock Lee

@stpbasss3773

3 жыл бұрын

He spilled it everywhere, I doubt he gave a crap at that point lol.

@gabbysmith7579

3 жыл бұрын

Brogoli

Me : being sad because I can't find anything to watch KZread : wanna watch a raccoon have fun for 12. Mins and 39 seconds? Me : yeeeeeee ❤❤❤❤❤

Me frantically googling can raccoons have ice cream

He’s so cute but so messy! 😂 omg not on my car I can handle a little mess but he’s so messy lol

Even I have to admit this racoon is *adorable!*

😂 the way he rubbed the broccoli on the seat was like a raccoons version of the middle finger

You guys have a LOT of patience and tolerance, I truly admire it. You'll make wonderful people parents when the time comes....

He was so happy, excited, and friendly, but he really did change around that one woman. He did not like her. Animals have a strong sense about people.

@pennilessdeity2198

3 жыл бұрын

Which one I'm only 5:19 minutes in

@pennilessdeity2198

3 жыл бұрын

Wait is it the woman from tacobell

@pennilessdeity2198

3 жыл бұрын

Oh wait the woman from Chick-Fil-a

He is so adorable, watching him run all around the car is cute

I seriously could watch your raccoons eat all day. They're so cute

gonna see this car on craigslist... " Well maintained - PRISTINE INTERIOR"

@TitoTheRaccoon

3 жыл бұрын

Looooool. Unfortunately this car was just totaled 🙃 (not my fault)

@petercross1879

3 жыл бұрын

@@TitoTheRaccoon oh crap

Cheeto: "I took it and I threw it on the ground!"

@andyroobrick-a-brack9355

3 жыл бұрын

He dosen't need his handouts, he's an adult

@TheWingmanPro

3 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the real world!

@SimranRajQueenBliss

3 жыл бұрын

Ahahah 😂😂😂✨👍🏽

That's the cutest thing that I've seen today!

Seeing food going all over the car, particularly down the sides of the seats, made the old anxiety levels go through the roof.

*The perfect wholesome video doesn’t exi-*

The racoon rubbing the brocolli into the seats reminds me of the old Dave Chapelle skit except the Racoon was saying "Fuck Yo car, son" lol

@ceceprincess4758

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

Give that damn boy his apple sauce

This raccoon seriously is obsessed with everything food and thinks it's all for him 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Watching him"wash" the broccoli in your seat mad my day 💙 thank you for this

Shes a real one for sweeping for off the broccoli 🙃

If i worked in that drivethru seeing cheeto in the car would be the best day ever.

Never knew a cute baby racoon could make eating ice cream look so enticing😋 I was sold immediately on ice cream! I just went and served myself some pumpkin ice cream on account of this cutie! This little guy deserves a commercial!😍

@marywilliams5712

3 жыл бұрын

You should see the Recycling Raccoons commercial on tv the raccoons talk to ea other 😂

@Simplythetruthfulone

3 жыл бұрын

@@marywilliams5712 Lol @ them talking(likely about what goes in what bin)!!🤣🤣

Fox: Gets broccoli also fox: “mmmmm hand soap”

@arvindiyer1649

2 жыл бұрын

Fox?!/lol you are one degree worse than Thor, who calls a raccoon a rabbit

Cheeto loves that applesauce! He is so cute! I am still praying every night that Tito comes back.

"7:19 " i heard "can i get a f**king cheeto please?" 😂😂 i love cheeto hes soooo cute. This video had me laughing.

@ryderr4702

3 жыл бұрын

That’s not what he said

THIS IS SO WHOLESOME I LOVE IT

He’s so chaotic I love him

He's growing up to be such a cutie!

@ryansliva3788

3 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately I don’t think that’s the same raccoon

@eljoar_2232

3 жыл бұрын

Ryan Sliva This was Cheeto, Tito was missing. Idrk if Tito is still alive or has been found yet.

@falinecue5579

3 жыл бұрын

Slowed Versions I think Tito could come back it’s breeding season

@falinecue5579

3 жыл бұрын

Slowed Versions bout to end tho

@eljoar_2232

3 жыл бұрын

Damon Figueroa I hope he comes back. Tito got them clout.

I hate raccoons. One is named Tom Nook and wants me to sell all my bells for a house mortgage.

@vim2286

3 жыл бұрын

wait a minute...

@kevinpatrick4408

3 жыл бұрын

Huh?

@dreadscythe

3 жыл бұрын

@Mpotatoes16 I love your Animal crossing reference. I assume New Leaf? I play the game so I understand your struggle.

Very clever, high-energy and cute pet 😄😄🦝

When you were trying to feet them, they really said "bitch, I don't want your cuteness, just give me the food" 😭😭😭

Last time i was this early, we were still vibing with Tito.... ;-;

@alexp4025

3 жыл бұрын

😥

@randomgamingcentral892

3 жыл бұрын

😢🦝

@marafilby2811

3 жыл бұрын

Same, it's so sad :(

@cha-mel-eon

3 жыл бұрын

i’m new, what happened to tito?

@felixswifeu7976

3 жыл бұрын

@@cha-mel-eon tito is missing

I hope Tito's alright and that he will eventually come back.

@caulkins69

3 жыл бұрын

Unlikely. Clearly he had no attachment whatsoever to his human and was so desperate for freedom that he chewed through a board to get out. This channel has convinced me that raccoons are ridiculous as pets.

@djrubylion5731

3 жыл бұрын

The channel didn't convince you to think that, you had to have already had that thought in mind. Tito didn't escape because he was "desperate for freedom". He loved the care and attention he was given, and he will probably eventually return {if he's alive, although I hate to say it like that} because of that. It's harder for wild animals because of predation, disease, and having to constantly search for food, if Tito's smart {like raccoons already are} he will return.

@caulkins69

3 жыл бұрын

@@djrubylion5731 If he loved it so much, why did he leave in the first place? It took quite a bit of effort to get out. Clearly he was motivated.

@djrubylion5731

3 жыл бұрын

It's not even worth replying to you, animals just don't think like that. All you're doing is being a hater.

@Genobutitsover

3 жыл бұрын

caulkins69 shut up

Puppy personality with a cats mobility, really strange and cute combination.

This raccoon should have a movie made .....so cute......wonderful relief....thanks so much

Happy Birthday🎉 🎈🎂🎈🎊CHEETO🎊🎉🎊. You're so generous to give all the drive-thru workers tips. That's very kind of you to do.

I would die for Tito( rip his swimming party 😥)

@daffy1997

3 жыл бұрын

That’s Cheeto.

@eljoar_2232

3 жыл бұрын

Kayla Michalic He meant of the swimming party. That was Tito not Cheeto.

@eljoar_2232

3 жыл бұрын

Is he still alive tho?

@osc_osc9110

3 жыл бұрын

Poor little Tito 🥺😭

@klairebrown6386

3 жыл бұрын

I was wondering for an update.... Ah tito... Hope he is found soon raccons my fav animals 💕🦝

Smearing that broccoli took me out🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Thank GOD for America and for Liberty and diversity!! You are young great and good people with this beautiful content!! I really enjoy it! Thank you guys, hi from Romania!!

You’re going to need to get your car detailed after this outing.....

Many times I watched your videos and think. Oh man you get some trouble with your wife. But no. She is the same friendly, not panicking person. Have a happy life together.

Dang it you made me want to get a pet raccoon and my mom is never going to approve of that

@heavenlyiz5990

3 жыл бұрын

Adrian Chavez same 😢

@LumiYTT

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah my mom won't let me have one because she say they are stink

CHEETO EATING APPLE SAUCE JUST MADE MY ENTIRE WEEK SO MUCH BETTER 🧡🧡🧡

Cheeto _is_ getting so big. Him eating the apple sauce was very precious. Hope Tito is doing ok too. I know we all still think/worry about him ♥️

Now Cheeto's gonna wanna do this every day.

Ok...I'm defintly subscribing. Lol I love this!

He is a big ball of energy 🥰

It's fun ! Cheeto cheered me up all day ! So cute !!! 🐾 🐾 🍀

This is the most wholesome video I have ever seen.

Cheeto really loves snack time. What a cute rac. 🦝

I didn't know I needed to watch a raccoon slurp applesauce today. I'm glad I did.

Adorable!!! So much work, but a lot of fun!!!!!! Sweetie-pie!

Dude looks like J.G Quintel, no wonder he's got a Rigby for himself

@rsun128

3 жыл бұрын

That’s a good one

Great video, and funny. Returning the car to the rental company must have been hilarious too ; )

This video made my day better. Your raccoon Is adorable.

this boy got so much junk food that’s how you get your pets to love going in the car

This is very nice this makes me so happy

Cheeto - "The broccoli is nasty bot boy does it feel good on the palms of my hands" lol