"I gave them everything!" Except for a sprinkler system.

@dankcatsmemes9219

2 жыл бұрын

They Don’t need water for the fire. More dead prisoners is more intake money

@braydenwanders5767

2 жыл бұрын

@@dankcatsmemes9219 unless he has failure conditions on

@AgentTasmania

2 жыл бұрын

And tazer rollout

@nikolasmccarthy8832

Жыл бұрын

@@dankcatsmemes9219 I

@blackcube69

Жыл бұрын

@@nikolasmccarthy8832 am ugly

*turns on legendary prisoners* *accidentally creates Arkham Asylum*

@wilmagregg3131

2 жыл бұрын

ON THE MOOOOOON with sakura trees for some reason?

@rachaelm7463

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@rachaelm7463

2 жыл бұрын

Another day in new Australia

@kurtsell8376

2 жыл бұрын

Call Batman!

@PirateCat822

2 жыл бұрын

@@wilmagregg3131 anime logic 101

I'd love to see you try this again but without dead people spontaneously combusting, I think the prison burning every time someone died just made it totally uncontrollable.

@mukkaar

2 жыл бұрын

It was doomed from start :D Should have made smaller, more contained and well guarded sections.

@AndrooUK

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah. Sometimes these big KZreadrs really become lazy and just publish any ol' shit, even if it's a total shitshow... although, he makes his money from playing dumb and sociopathic.

@gabrielpardo1866

Жыл бұрын

@@AndrooUK Ah yes wanting to challenge yourself= Being lazy

@EzekiesAcheron

Жыл бұрын

@@gabrielpardo1866 Lol ratioed the shit out of him.

@funoff3207

Жыл бұрын

The spontaneous combustion was too annoying, it would have been genuinely interesting without it

Spif trying to work on the prison during a riot while running the game at x4 speed is a recurring nightmare of mine.

does that mean when you’re murdered you become a Phoenix

@jonsimpson6240

3 жыл бұрын

But interestingly, one not immune to fire!

@guy7565

3 жыл бұрын

No

@ishowhalal

3 жыл бұрын

how many bruhs can i get off this comment . current bruhs : 553 bruh

@kdog5003

3 жыл бұрын

Away

@kdog5003

3 жыл бұрын

Away

I like how you set it up that dead people spontaneously combust and didn‘t build one sprinkler

@lonestars1158

3 жыл бұрын

sammmmmeee

Spiff selling power: "Ah yes, a game with no exploits. I shall win with my unlimited money." Spiff running the prison: "Well, guess I'll just die then."

Long Ago, the Warden and the Accountant lived together in a power plant. But everything changed when the -Prisonners- Fire Nation attacked

@doozy5184

Жыл бұрын

They were all firebenders, it all makes sense now!

Prisoners: given a luxury prison with full amenities, everything they could ever want from the outside world Prisoners, literally immediately: *destroys room, burns down library, kills guards, proceeds to complain about safety*

@coconoisette

2 жыл бұрын

Some people just want to watch the world burn

@zonraNboy

2 жыл бұрын

It's just like real life. Some people just don't understand how to live a normal life and end up in prison blaming everyone else but themselves.

@shenradantes2830

2 жыл бұрын

You don't rob 700 banks and murder 100s of people to have a nice retirement, you do it because that's what you enjoy doing.

@sebastiangibson9671

2 жыл бұрын

@hose83 some people tho did literally nothing wrong except wrong place wrong time

@VibinLizard

2 жыл бұрын

@@sebastiangibson9671 then they just shouldn’t be there at the wrong place during the wrong time. /s

This is like ‘Escape from Butcher Bay’, except *every* prisoner is Riddick.

@capindread2168

3 жыл бұрын

I’d watch that movie

@LeiteLuke

3 жыл бұрын

@@capindread2168 was a game...

@capindread2168

3 жыл бұрын

@@LeiteLuke and in saying id watch that movie

@dankcatsmemes9219

3 жыл бұрын

I see no problems here but the morgues

This is the only game I've seen where Brit is surprised by the chaos of the game and not the game being surprised by his chaos.

i think the problem is that you ran a prison with legendary only prison with a normal prisioner architecture, you can put as many guards as you want it'll be a meat grinder

@aturchomicz821

Жыл бұрын

Spiffs overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer💀💀

It's pretty impressive that a warden and an accountant can run an electrical megacorporation with just the two of them :D

@TheGhostie

2 жыл бұрын

They have a team of workers too!! A salary and everything, the adorable little bastards are passive and loyal to a fault

@y-rokenjnr6157

2 жыл бұрын

They SMORT

@chocchoquette4296

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheGhostie lek

Next challenge : *Surviving 100 days without exploiting CIV VI*

@willparry530

3 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit Only if you don't try hard enough!

@Pisolithus

3 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit drink coffee and you’re never going to play a game again!

@Ismaelz

3 жыл бұрын

I hope he fails

@willparry530

3 жыл бұрын

@@Pisolithus That's too high of a price!

This was an excellent example of what it is like to run Arkham Asylum I'd imagine.

@kubamcmillan3078

Жыл бұрын

Uh boss the bane guy just punched through the wall and escaped

Prisoners: "Killing all the guards and each other." Also prisoners: "This prison isn't safe! I'm gonna sue you!"

That's what I love about this game, it's supposed to be about simulating a prison, but you could make a corn farm, or an electricity farm, a death arena, or even a "mandatory hotel." You just do whatever the heck you want.

@macaroon_nuggets8008

2 жыл бұрын

Mandatory Hotel is just Norwegian prison sentences lol.

@Ethan.YT.

2 жыл бұрын

@@macaroon_nuggets8008 it makes me want to go to Norway and commit a crime

Spiff when he’s taxing: “99%. Yes, you heard that right. 99% tax rate. That’s on top of the $600 in road tolls everyone pays everyday” Spiff when he’s being taxed: “horrible invention called taxation”

@UncoverAncient

3 жыл бұрын

That money mindset

@willparry530

3 жыл бұрын

It's all about that sweet, sweet gold!

@uszkaybalazs

3 жыл бұрын

The British way in the name of Yorkshire Tea

@HeliosAlpha

3 жыл бұрын

As expected of a certified mega capitalist

@turnerd20

3 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit well you can't have those dirty coffee drinkers getting money

I consider two mods essential for prison architect. One adds transfer letters and one death row letters. I added them after I had a legendary prisoner kill guard because he couldn’t satisfy his needs,and he couldn’t satisfy his needs because he kept killing guards as soon as his punishment for killing a guard ended. He killed at least 10 guards when I gave him the death row letter.

Its no longer prison architect its now become SCP architect considering how dangerous legendary prisoners are

@Baiswith

2 жыл бұрын

There's clearly also something causing all corpses to spontaneously burst into flames...

@propheinx2250

Жыл бұрын

That guard looked at me. It's over for him now.

@ikmalkamal5830

6 ай бұрын

@@propheinx2250 Yep. Dude is going to be either literal human barbecue, or his corpse is going to be carried to the morgue in several plastic bags like a bunch of deli groceries.

"The leader of a prison gang is inciting a riot" "hmmm... hmmmm...... you better give him the entire prison budget and let him go"- Spiff in an orange jumpsuit.

spiff is the cyberpunk police AI. every time a prisoner did something bad, he spawned a bunch of police around the corner or behind him

@vycr_stis

3 жыл бұрын

LMAOOO

@themightylog2169

8 ай бұрын

What's cyberpunk? Is it like cyberbunk?

@A.k.-47-

8 ай бұрын

He was inspired by it😂

You know its incredibly difficult for him when he doesn't include *Is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits."* in the title

i love how you committed to the shakedown for the entirety

@Adonis624

Жыл бұрын

Thank's!

Spiff, isn't this the equivalent of ramming a truck through a wall to get top searches in the algorithm?

@happytoaster1

3 жыл бұрын

It's not minecraft, but there is a chance they'll think it's related if we discuss minecraft. So just in case: Diamonds mining armor crafting ender leather.

@furiouskaiser9914

3 жыл бұрын

I am not here for the Minecraft diamond tutorials, but for some slick and hilarious exploits sprinkled with tea based puns.

The real problem was letting them out of their cells at all. Sure, starvation becomes an issue, but given how tough these guys are, the death rate might have actually been lower.

@dankcatsmemes9219

3 жыл бұрын

But less prisoners equals more intake money

@Skulanus

3 жыл бұрын

@@dankcatsmemes9219 Money didn’t like a major concern either way. There was, as the good chancellor reminds us, unlimited power.

@dankcatsmemes9219

3 жыл бұрын

@@Skulanus Oh right. I forgot the good chancellor's words. He knows better than me.

@gavinh.3880

3 жыл бұрын

should've done a shakedown AND THEN a lockdown just to keep prisoners in their cells. He also should've put more armed guards at the beginning along with more maximum security cells. I sound so fucking corrupt though XD

@exocakes4587

3 жыл бұрын

@@gavinh.3880 nah fam, that's the only way a Prison Architect could stay sane.

This guy is a true legend, honestly, I don't know why he's so entertaining

@Adonis624

Жыл бұрын

Thank you.

@malknight4197

Жыл бұрын

@@Adonis624 ?

@melonman198

Жыл бұрын

@@Adonis624 lol

The stuff you pull off on games is amazing. I cant comprehend the stuff you do. Fantastic sir. I cant believe i want to play all of these games again. I may or may not be binging your stuff

“Just as that murder winds down” I’m fucking cackling

@willparry530

3 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit oh...oh dear oh dear

@greywolf9783

3 жыл бұрын

XD LMAO

@joehemmann1156

3 жыл бұрын

I can't really express how hilarious I find it that prison architect will let a playthrough just entirely change game types from tycoon to single player survival in the middle of the game. Does anyone know if you can get out on good behavior and resume your duties as warden?

Spiff: “Jesus Christ, why is the canteen on fire!?” That almost made me fall out of my chair laughing

Wow! I really loved this video. The KZread algorithm should definetly reccomend this video to everyone!

What a great video again dear Spiffing Brit! Thank you very much, very much indeed!

guards: we outnumber you six to one. prisoners: i like those odds.

It's nice to see Spiff panic for once. It's like each prisoner is Spiff looking for exploits

@alcolito7265

3 жыл бұрын

Who could have guessed that spiff would have a hard time dealing with 100 spiffs

@Gormathius

2 жыл бұрын

Spiff is a Spiffectly balanced Spiff with no exSpiffs.

This one got me to sub. Really enjoy your content!

I watch you play prison architect to see someone play the game the best they can, and then I watch “Let’s game it out” to see how broken a game can be. Perfectly balanced

@aminasoave3803

Жыл бұрын

ROYALFEAST

Everyone talks about megacorps like Amazon and Microsoft, but everyone forgets SpiffCo, with prisons, islands, swords and sorcery, and post-apocalyptic wastelands!

@theuzzlepuzzle2656

3 жыл бұрын

They don't forget. Spiffco makes them dissapear.

"We only have ten prisoners and they are just spawning contraband out of thin air" Oh no, Spiff. Thin Air is not where the prisoners spawn contraband out of. Oh no no no no

@tymmezinni

3 жыл бұрын

Someone needs to go talk to Romperstomper.

@bensoncheung2801

3 жыл бұрын

Feeling drafty down there in their hole(s), yeah?

This video was sooo unexpected 😂 loved it lol

Greate formate. I would love to see another try, and another until you reach your goal xD

A prison where every single inmate is Charles Bronson... they even drink tea..

@EpyonRules

3 жыл бұрын

But what about Ainsley "Choc Ice" Sorsby? Every single one will need their own shower-shit-shave station.

@tombird9123

2 жыл бұрын

p

@jayayerson8819

2 жыл бұрын

Now now, Charles Bronson didn't murder that many people.

Something to note: While legendary prisoners can be very aggressive, having an airlock style of entrance for the deliveries (such that there's always a door open) will prevent them from revolting nearly so often. So in summary: TheSpiffingBrit is a better businessman than a warden.

@ProWaterBeerBioBen

3 жыл бұрын

That would be a sally port, an air lock is generally closed at all times except when in use and one door wont open if the other is

Gotchu brooo. Lol. You make me laugh. So techy with your words. Nice. Have a great life bro.😂👽

Your humor just kills me! Love it.

spiff: "Hello, fire dept.? I need some of your fine men" dept: "Sure, for how long and why?" spiff: *Forever and borning corps*

@Trevor21230

3 жыл бұрын

This is great. I laughed and spit my drink all over myself.

@theradicalramblr6504

3 жыл бұрын

@@Trevor21230 I'm glad I could make you chuckle

@MrBreast-

2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the birthing company.

@theradicalramblr6504

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrBreast- I don't believe you are human

@wiseraccoon1822

2 жыл бұрын

@@Trevor21230 DRINKING WHAT BETTER NOT BE COFFEE (this is a joke I need to say cause this is the internet)

"I'm doing my part!" take that KZread algorithm

@oldgreggsmadmemes4431

3 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit can you try playing Kenshi it's a great game and the Robot race is "balanced" and all

@TheRobinJanssen

3 жыл бұрын

We're doing our part!

@Year2047

3 жыл бұрын

Are we also taking on the bugs from Klendathu?

@dutinc8975

3 жыл бұрын

Doing my part

@dannybenjafield8045

3 жыл бұрын

@@oldgreggsmadmemes4431 check "ambiguous amphibian" for kenshi challenge shenanigans..."Torso-lo" being a highlight

Looks like a fun game. Love your Videos 👌🏻

This was very entertaining to watch 🤣loved it.

You know this is the first time I’ve seen this man actually run a prison

@gavinh.3880

3 жыл бұрын

can you really say he's running it though? lol

@shytendeakatamanoir9740

3 жыл бұрын

@@gavinh.3880 running it to the ground, perhaps

@frisosmit8920

3 жыл бұрын

@@shytendeakatamanoir9740 And running in it.

Wait, bodies aren’t meant to spontaneously combust upon death? I think I must have gone wrong somewhere...

@vindiesel682

3 жыл бұрын

I couldve sworn they’re supposed to

@ishowhalal

3 жыл бұрын

how many bruhs can i get off this comment . current bruhs : 553 bruh

@guy7565

3 жыл бұрын

Stop right there criminal

@willparry530

3 жыл бұрын

@@ishowhalal maybe later

@ishowhalal

3 жыл бұрын

@@guy7565 you got me

I've got to get this game now. Thanks for showing it off. Don't think I'll be going for legendary prisoners for a long while though

always enjoy ur vids spiff!!!

“Criminal negligence” meanwhile in a prison full of what amounts to captured assassin...

KZread algorithm: *exists* Spiff: "And i took that personally"

@onesaltyboi6575

3 жыл бұрын

R u relayed tu Chris Hansen

Every time he scrolled over to another part of the screen after fixing one problem, yet another, even worse problem was discovered. very funny video!

Not even fully through this video and I already like this channel

"Algorithmic Dominance" - Sounds like some kind of Techno artist

@willparry530

3 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit you could commission it!

@ericpraline

3 жыл бұрын

I agree

It's kinda funny seeing Spiff *actually* attempt to play the game after the exploits. I know these prisoners are legendary but goddamn, that prison layout was awful, there were no patrols, no sniffer dogs, the doors on each cell weren't solitary doors, the prisoners had their own individual showers in spite of how they can all use them to escape, the individual contraband rooms weren't being properly monitored, no sprinklers even though everyone catches on fire when they die, no low sec vs high sec sector so that you can convince your prisoners to behave themselves by rewarding them, solitary confinement wasn't inside a building... Really, everything there was doomed from the start, you can't brute force against prisoners who will punch your guards' heads off.

@KevinsArmory

3 жыл бұрын

Thats what i was thinking. Needed more spacing and more perimeter lines, the critical infrastructure should have been farther, only armed guards and towers mainly on the bottom and top of the cell layout. Def should have been longer to avoid being close to edge of map. Cell blocks should have been more spacious and less populated since tight corriders and corners benefit legendary prisoners with instigator traits etc

@hblack5465

3 жыл бұрын

And he forgot to turn freefire on😂

@explosivemodesonicmauricet1597

3 жыл бұрын

But he used the preset cell room which has the individual showers,so I am not sure is it a developer error or not.

@worldweaver2691

3 жыл бұрын

Only has a white picket fence instead of a Perimeter Fence. tis why the prisoner got to the generator room

@therolfinator

3 жыл бұрын

From what I've seen Spiff isn't actually that good at strategy games (or he doesn't care that much) but he's good at exploiting them. His Rimworld bases make me die inside a little lol

it's 2:30 am. and instead of going to bed i'm going to boot up this game i haven't looked at in years. congratulations.

Puts leaf in warm water: "this is bloody amazing!"

This is what developers feel like when spiff plays their game

Prisonners: We aren't safe! You don't do your job properly! Also prisonners: proceed to set the whole prison on fire, jump at guards that outnumber them 10 to 1, and destroy the power generator

"Let's prep our legal defence! ...We're going to need one." I lost it! 🤣🤣🤣

love that voice man truly spiffing

As a wise, old uncle once said, "Sick of tea!?! That's like being sick of breathing!"

@conradsmight2220

3 жыл бұрын

Wise indeed

@project_unfunny

2 жыл бұрын

uncle iroh is the god of wisodom and tea

@xdarin_

2 жыл бұрын

"You say that you're going to coffee?" * Loads a musket * *"Say that again."*

I went into this expecting prison chaos, and instead was pleasantly surprised by a green energy sim. And also prison chaos. Keep up the great work spiff!

"we only have 10 prisoners and they're spawning contraband out of thin air" When I first heard it I bursted out laughing

Spiff just felt lonely. So he built a house and invited all of his friends who are just like him.

Spiff: "10 legendary inmates" Me, a keen-eyed viewer: "More like 1 legendary and 9 medium"

@epicgug

3 жыл бұрын

13:19 lol

@FirstNameLastName-tg3rc

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I noticed that as well.

@mdubbs4800

3 жыл бұрын

He really only had a couple Legendary prisoners lol

I think you're gonna need this knowledge after all the exploits

@scosuvian3272

3 жыл бұрын

(No offence)

I laughed so hard. That was very entertaining

Love the content, i tried this did most of the green energy goals but the power exports only compensates 1000 for every meter 😢

@billrobert3226

2 жыл бұрын

either they nerfed it or you need more batteries

If only solar and wind worked like this in the real world...

@willparry530

3 жыл бұрын

HMMMM...we must make it happen!

@Bakie.o

3 жыл бұрын

Ill pool 20$ and come back with 2000$. Investment!

@Ey_man

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bakie.o Stonks

@Alex9971000

3 жыл бұрын

If only

@CrypticRite

3 жыл бұрын

I can send you an email from a prince that could help that make it a reality for only 29 small payments of $89.99. he really knows what he's talking to and it's definitely a scam.

Spiff: sets people on fire after they die Fire department: guess I'll die here

Yooooo this video is amazing

The Spiffing Brit in knight armour looks amazing.

It's amusing he built all of those wind turbines and solar panels, yet the administrative offices are not powered.

@AndrooUK

2 жыл бұрын

"Meh. Just use an electrical lantern and a laptop. Screw power."

@Zaczac111

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like California to me

@abbys4365

Жыл бұрын

well money is better than power

@Issicra

Жыл бұрын

@@abbys4365 Yeah Spiff can't be eating into the profits of his government subsidized green energy scam with niceties like office buildings actually having electricity.

POV: You're the warden of a prison full of Spiff Co. exploiters.

Was not expecting the tea godhood of having wind on the MOON. He broke the laws of the universe just to add more legendary tea drinkers to the prison. Fantastic.

Awesome video bro

Freefire button: exists Spiff: naaah let's just send the fire brigade!

My friend survived for 12 years in prison...

@willparry530

3 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit Gotta up your game there, Spiff!

Glorious stuff this video is!

That fact you put out an electrical fire with water is amazing

prison game: no Economics game about exploiting green energy for infinite money: yes

"These are not Regular inmates" also "dave is a regular inmate"

@michaelszilagyi4529

3 жыл бұрын

Dave is not a regular inmate by being a regular inmate among irregular inmates

I feel like Spiff should've separated the cells more. Likely would've helped

An amazing video my good chap

Me typing here: "It's not much, but it's honest work", for the algorythm is not much, but it's honest work.

@alantremonti1381

3 жыл бұрын

This is a hell of a sentence.

@r3dp9

3 жыл бұрын

The algorithm isn't much, it's honestly a piece of work.

@NightCoreFreakOut

3 жыл бұрын

Haha

@felsachat7931

3 жыл бұрын

true

The spiffing brit is a perfectly balanced youtuber with no exploits...

@thatrandomguyontheinternet2477

3 жыл бұрын

You forgot hes exploiting Yorkshire tea

@mammothachoo

3 жыл бұрын

@@thatrandomguyontheinternet2477 oh no! My bad

@willparry530

3 жыл бұрын

@@thatrandomguyontheinternet2477 but then...isn't that the joke? ;)

@mammothachoo

3 жыл бұрын

@@willparry530 r/Whooo-

Would love to see another video on this one

I loved this so much 😂

I think the problem is that you haven't given them their tea. I mean you said yourself that they are yorkshire tea drinkers. What would you do without your yorkshire tea?

@MaxVosWilliams

3 жыл бұрын

A fair point my good sir.

@michaelpopup

3 жыл бұрын

If I don't get my yorkshire tea, I might go crazy and accidentally try and kill the queen. Not like I would be able to, but such is the result of not having yorkshire tea.

Drinking my large cup of Yorkshire Gold tea while watching as expected ☕️ 🧐

This was brilliant.

This video just starts with "Yeah we're a wind farm, but if anyone asks, we're a prison for tax reasons"

Spiff: Let’s export electricity on the moon Me: “that’s silly, why would anyone need electricity on the moon? There’s no one there😅” * gets news notification * “Russia and China to set up a joint moon base”

seizing algorithmic dominance just for you bbg

Legendary Prisoners the kinda guys to just grab the fence and tear a way out