$35 million budget. Spends $100 bucks on special effects, blows the rest on cocaine. I really can't think of any other explanation.

@jgmorgan8477

7 жыл бұрын

Edward Lawson $35 million dollars isn't what it is today. technology is scarce back when this was made. No such thing as digital works

@ConnorNotyerbidness

7 жыл бұрын

Alpha Bet your right, since 35 million was worth more back then. This was made in 1984- same year as back to the future. To put the affects into perspective the original star wars had a budget of 11 million in 1975 money, which meant that 11 million was worth a little more than it would by 84 but not to much. This wasnt some no name movie they could have probably gotten ilm to work on the affects. But nope they were done by 5 year olds

@augustwest5356

7 жыл бұрын

Connor notyerbidness ive never seen ANYONE besides you that did not know that its special "effects", NOT "Affects". I hope to god english is not your first language. if it is, well...thats just a shame.

@luckyDancer100

7 жыл бұрын

Don't forget about the acid

@anikmonette2140

6 жыл бұрын

August West Yeah, a poor little spelling mistake is a SHAME! Honestly your comment was hilarious: MISTAKES ARE SHAMEFUL!!! And besides, that looks like a stupid autocorrect mistake, the one that corrects everything without any context or logic, and sometimes even well written words! And yeah, I have it: can't get rid of it, have to read everything four times and still some errors slips through, nothing malicious I swear! So please don't SHAME me if that happens*falls on the floors laughing*

"Supergirl's heat vision can makes flower bloom." I died.

@Shiirow

7 жыл бұрын

well she is powered by the sun, and plants need sunlight and heat.... of course it makes flowers bloom gaduh.

@Justmyhandle

6 жыл бұрын

16:44- Whoa, whoa, dude, Chris, buddy. You're married, remember? 😏

@asterixobelix20

5 жыл бұрын

Well I mean if Kamehameha can bring back Goku from almost death anything is possible (DB Evolution).

@im2cxe4u

5 жыл бұрын

@@asterixobelix20 Well lightning can kill/destroy ...or...CLEAR!!!!...Bring someone back to life.

@MiniRatsAss744

3 жыл бұрын

@Niladri Nagchowdhury I hate that I know this...but I think in the Reeve films his eye laser turns blue when its his brick building power so is that even his heat laser anymore. Now that I've written this...i will go hide my head under my pillow in shame....🤦🏻‍♀️

A movie critic said it perfectly when this movie came out... "Look, it's a Bird, it's a plane, it's a Flop!"

whether you like the film or not .... Helen Slater was a perfect choice for Supergirl. Just a shame the film wasn't much better.

@Papamac67

4 жыл бұрын

Oh yes Helen Slater was such a phenomenal actress... That's why her career ended up going nowhere. Oh wait she made that huge commercial and critical success the legend of Billie Jean LOL. Bwaahahahaha. Wat a putz. Helen Slater was being groomed to be some kind of movie star back in the 80s probably because she was getting on her knees and blowing the right producers. She was mediocre at best as an actress.

@notatrollll

4 жыл бұрын

@@Papamac67 Thanks 80's expert that nobody cares about for your expert opinion.

@HugoStiglitz88

4 жыл бұрын

@@Papamac67 get a life nerd

@TheGava4

4 жыл бұрын

Pete McD67 “blowing the right producers” any evidence??

@nurse425

4 жыл бұрын

@@Papamac67 And yet she has more fame than the Angry Virgin Keyboard Warrior AKA Pete McD67! And with McD in your I'm guessing your weight has kept you within arms length of most females you HAVEN'T paid for, LOL!

The 80's had really good cocaine...That could explain this movie...

@ConnorNotyerbidness

7 жыл бұрын

Robert Armstrong actually the proccess of making drugs has been made so mcuh better over the years cocaine back then was nothing to what we have now, and same goes for most other drugs.

@ramstrong1961

7 жыл бұрын

You're so wrong, cocaine was as close to pur then, now it's cut so much there's hardly any in it. Pot has improved and maybe certain other drugs but cocaine today is complete crap comparing to the early 80's...I'm 56 years old so the 80's were my twenty's...I lived it.

@augustwest5356

7 жыл бұрын

Robert Armstrong you are 100% correct. the only "drug" thats gotten better over the years is pot. everything else has taken a nose dive. hell, im 34 and ive seen the quality and quantity of LSD completely drop to almost nothing since my high school days, and the price has gone WAAAAAY up. sheets of really good quality blotter acid in the 90s were $100, and 1 hit was PLENTY. At least in the chicago area thats how it was. Last I heard kids were charging in excess of $10 a hit and it was super dirty. im far too old to be taking that shit any more though. The last time I tripped it was exhausting as hell!

@augustwest5356

7 жыл бұрын

Connor notyerbidness ...yeah, youre dead wrong on that buddy. they still make coke the same way, only now its no where near as good as it was back then because its harder to bring in the country and it gets stepped on by every person that touches it to make it profitable.

@inchaoswetrust

7 жыл бұрын

Good cocaine, bad acid...there you go

"SCREENWRITING" Lost my shit.

@extremelymoist6661

7 жыл бұрын

Chris' Battle-Cry

@wendylove1772

7 жыл бұрын

Raven Blackwell ja

@JangosJunk77

7 жыл бұрын

Raven Blackwell when did he say it

@adamh3624

7 жыл бұрын

Raven Blackwell His BVS script was much better

@willows6114

6 жыл бұрын

Raven Blackwell same here 😂

I like how A&W coughed up all this money for product and logo placements, and they decided that one of the best locations for their logo would be on the shirt of a would-be rapist

I laughed so hard that I choked and cried at your "squirt rage", thank you for that.

2:02 "Don't tell me that's some kind of Kryptonian armor shield or some bullshit... that's plastic"

A&W logo on the rapist's shirt. Nice product placement!

@00maniacmanny00

8 жыл бұрын

It's their target audience

@itheone123

7 жыл бұрын

Lol

@MrMayDX08

7 жыл бұрын

Isn't that Matt Frewer, AKA Max Headroom?

@MrMayDX08

7 жыл бұрын

Just looked him up-it IS him.

@writingonthewall3326

4 жыл бұрын

"... no such thing as bad publicity." XD

Peter Cook and Mia Farrow and Simon Ward? Amazingly stellar cast.

@kyletitterton

3 жыл бұрын

I thought EXACTLY the same! Lindybiege while we're here - did you know that Simon Ward's younger sister Sophie played the love interest in Young Sherlock Holmes? I saw it again recently and just guessed they were related 'cos they looked so similar. She's very beautiful but an EXACT male double. Right...well... see you later man.

@cameronfielder4955

3 жыл бұрын

Lindy you are a treasure

@TheCapelessCrusader

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my god I just realized Mia Farrow plays Supergirl's mother!

@ferociousgumby

3 жыл бұрын

These actors must sign contracts before they've even seen the script.

@lindybeige

3 жыл бұрын

@@kyletitterton Yes, I did, and did you know that I auditioned for the same film?

Squirt is a type of soda, owned by A&W.

@uncannyvalley2350

4 жыл бұрын

Fvcking *eww*

@jamesfowler5100

4 жыл бұрын

To be honest, my mind got dirty at this point in the movie.

@Hamphield

4 жыл бұрын

... Sure Yeah, internet ruined me

@AFarmerCalledChicken

4 жыл бұрын

Now I wanna find some... it's the only good soda A&W makes.

"Take a squirt" 😂😂😂 that is the best line in cinematic history ever

@georgeericcastrillo2207

Жыл бұрын

Yes it is!! Lol! I hurt my stomach!!

"No. Your script is ass." -Christopher Reeves

@willows6114

6 жыл бұрын

Samuel Martin 😂😂😂

@asterixobelix20

6 жыл бұрын

And yet he said yes to Superman 4...

@kuddenchristo

6 жыл бұрын

He also said yes to "Superman II" and "Superman III", which are about as bad and retarded as "Supergirl" and "Superman IV".

@joeyzapata6786

6 жыл бұрын

Uh, Superman II was pretty great.

@Justmyhandle

6 жыл бұрын

9:16- Me: "What is THAT girl?" Witch: "I don't know, maybe she's in the process of transitioning?"

I don't care if it's bad, this is MY Supergirl!! Helen Slater ♥

Jerry Goldsmiths score to this film is genuinely great.

"Christopher Reeve had originally planned a cameo in this movie, but more than likely, this smart, talented man was like, "No, your script is ass." Yeah, and then three years later he agreed to do Superman IV: The Quest for Peace. Ummm.....

@BenignViewer

8 жыл бұрын

+Jimbo Lawless Contractual obligations suck ass.

@grubbygrubb7059

8 жыл бұрын

yes he was obligated to do that movie. plus the studio that made it, Cannon, ran out of money and was recycling scenes and props from other movies just to get it done

@michaelproulx5795

7 жыл бұрын

actually he cowrote the script so i'm sure he thought it was a good story til he was actually making the fucking movie and then he realized he was fucked. but by then he was in too deep to get out.......poor guy

@grubbygrubb7059

7 жыл бұрын

You're right he did cowrite a script but not the one that was made. Cannon was making Masters of the Universe which was going way over budget and they had to scrap alot of what Reeves was trying to do

@garrettsage4622

6 жыл бұрын

Jimbo Lawless .

"Cool, now it doesn't have to make sense. SCREENWRITING." Lmao that was hilarious.

@randalgraves6979

6 жыл бұрын

“Not a great plan “

@ImperialWarrior6490

5 жыл бұрын

Oh, now I see where Scott Gimple got his ideas for season 8 of The Walking Dead.

Storm Dragon - In the Phantom Zone there are physic creatures called Storm Dragons. They help to keep the prisoners in check by twisting their own thoughts against them. You'll only find only 3-4 mentions ever of them in the comics. Squirt - Think liquid opium. It keeps the Phantom Zone's population docile and addicted. Again it's one of those MacGuffins you only see a couple of time the comic books. To be honest, the DC universe has been retconned so many time these may no longer exists.

@RhythmGrizz

3 жыл бұрын

Neeeeeeeeeeeerrrrd

@makasete30

3 жыл бұрын

@@RhythmGrizz we are all nerds these days. Get with the times.

@andrewsmall5337

2 жыл бұрын

Movies shouldn't be like this. They should be comprehensible for the uninitiated. The storm dragon quote is dumb af.

I saw this on VHS when I was 4 or 5, and honestly thought it's the most epic sci-fi movie ever.

@god1356

3 жыл бұрын

You were dum then

@sunjoexys7251

3 жыл бұрын

@@god1356 Sure, friend. I am still dumb now, hahaha.

@adorablegirl1559

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 we all have felt that way..

@makasete30

3 жыл бұрын

@@god1356 nah- this movie was shown every year on tv because it had high ratings. It’s cringe now looking at it with modern eyes, but It was popular for kids back then. You’re view is dumb for not realising the context.

@makasete30

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it’s always weird watching movies you thought were great as kids, like Labrynth, or never ending story and seeing all the flaws. I’m sure people will do the same with some of the recent marvel movies in time.

I think Chris Stuckmann should be the next Joker. His laugh is perfect.

@RobinTaylorJenkins

8 жыл бұрын

No

@daniel-ve7yp

8 жыл бұрын

No

@broman260

8 жыл бұрын

No

@JakeRat-xo2bw

8 жыл бұрын

Guys, I wasn't being serious. I hope you realize that.

@JtMoney88

8 жыл бұрын

+John Berchmans better than jared leto

You know how this whole movie makes sense? Zoltar gave her a shit ton of LSD and she's just tripping the fuck out as long as the movie runs. xD

@romanfox5368

7 жыл бұрын

I'd buy that.

@Rellikan

7 жыл бұрын

the cocaine or the plot?

@augustwest5356

7 жыл бұрын

Gigajoule Candy id take the drugs way before id touch the script.

@blakedelacruz9496

2 жыл бұрын

If that was the actual plot of this movie than this Is one Of the greatest films ever made

@itwontcomeout5678

Жыл бұрын

ahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAH

14:22 Is he Joaquin Phoenix in disguise?

@god1356

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

8:34 supergirl is ready to knock everybody out of line to get some popeye's chicken sandwich

Fun fact: Helen Slater (this Supergirl) plays Melissa Besnoit's mom in the Supergirl TV show. Also Smallville Supergirl actress plays Brainaic

@Modernww2fare

8 жыл бұрын

They all suck

@andyfeng9259

8 жыл бұрын

No she doesn't

@bmvthemoviefanatic7282

6 жыл бұрын

Ben Wasserman Helen Slater also in Smallville as Lara, too.

@regiman222

6 жыл бұрын

Which means season 1 had 3 Supergirls and season 2 had 2 Supermans (3 if you count CyborgSuperman)

@monsterjambrony

5 жыл бұрын

OMG I just noticed that, that’s kind of cool!

I think chris should do a hilariocity video on the new fan4stick

@conorhansen7060

8 жыл бұрын

*Fant4stick

@EthanHall7276.

8 жыл бұрын

*Typed it well enough that you knew what I meant, so it doesn't matter

@blanepatterson6725

8 жыл бұрын

+Raptor Feet Fant4stic*

@EthanHall7276.

8 жыл бұрын

+Minato_Mori thanks :)

@europeanlegionary6887

8 жыл бұрын

+ethan hall fan4shit

She was cute though - with great hair.

@josephkusmer9257

4 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah

@adityaanand3335

4 жыл бұрын

Yup. She was so cute. That's the only good part of "SUPER GIRL"

@randomcast9368

4 жыл бұрын

That's racist lol

@michaelandrew4488

4 жыл бұрын

@@randomcast9368 ??

@DS-mi9ru

4 жыл бұрын

@@randomcast9368 How?

They built the town as a set for this movie at Pinewood Studios, England. Probably where all the money went after they'd paid off Dunaway and O'Toole. It's actually classed as a British movie... ...but you're welcome to have it back if you'd like.

"Cool, now it doesn't have to make any sense - SCREENWRITING!" I died XD

@penny1992

8 жыл бұрын

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

@JangosJunk77

7 жыл бұрын

Alex Jones when did he say it

@maplepancakesfs

7 жыл бұрын

3:50

Fun fact : Helen Slater was the of voice Talia al Ghul for Batman: The Animated Series which is good .

@DIANAS5657

5 жыл бұрын

23RedTechno Beloved❤️

@NostalgiaBrit

5 жыл бұрын

She also played Clark Kent/Kal-El's biological mother, Lara-El, on Smallville. And she's currently Supergirl's adoptive mum on CW Supergirl.

@shawnfields2369

4 жыл бұрын

@@NostalgiaBrit Really? Good to know she's still got a career, even after starring in this trainwreck. Kind of ironic how she went from being Supergirl to being Supergirl's adoptive mother. Funny how that works. It's not like she didn't do a good job in this movie, but the movie itself was beyond salvaging, as soon as she used her heat vision to bloom a flower. And then, when she used her heat vision normally, I guess? So, Supergirl can change how her heat vision works now? Is it like adjusting the level? So, Superman, can only destroy things with his heat vision? So, she's about creation, and Kal is about destruction? Maybe that's why he's a bad guy in the Injustice games... She was also Talia Al' Guhl too on the Batman Animated series? Didn't know that. But I do love the Batman animated series. I'd love to see another Batman animated series, as good as the ones from the 90's. With Kevin Conroy as the voice of Batman again. Glad he's still doing the voice of Batman, even after all this time, from the Batman Arkham games to the straight to DVD/Bluray Batman movies to the Injustice games. I hope he keeps playing Batman, even when he's an old man, like in Batman Beyond. It would kind of come full circle then, wouldn't it?

Helen Slater was so damn hot in the 80s and 90s .

@alexwallar8608

3 жыл бұрын

She's still beautiful

I can feel you dying a little inside with each Hilariocity review

"I just wanted Peter Pan to say this to her" "YOU CAN FLY YOU CAN FLY YOU CAN FLY" lol

I only used to watch it because of Helen Slater. She is so beautiful

"Superman's heat vision can kill, but Supergirl's heat vision can make flowers bloom." I lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

14:23 When you finally hit insanity...

Helen Slater is Supergirl’s adoptive Mother in the tv series. I loved that little Easter egg when I first watched it. She’s still very beautiful!

Well, while Supergirl's has Flower Bloom Vision, it's nothing compared to Superman's Wall-Repair Vision from Superman IV!

9:57 I definitely thought the video froze for a moment there.

A storm dragon is a dragon that breathes lightning instead of fire. I'm guessing the screenwriter was playing D&D at the time

For your next Hilariocity, you can try doing the following Chris: Birdemic: Shock and Terror Gods Of Egypt Vampire's Kiss (still waiting for years)

@GlassesnMouthplates

7 жыл бұрын

I'm also suggesting 2008 The Spirit. That movie was a snooze-fest.

@a.morphous66

6 жыл бұрын

Gods of Egypt wasn’t terrible. It wasn’t very good, but it wasn’t quite a Hilariocity on the level of, for example, this movie.

@mileidyclass

6 жыл бұрын

He already reviewed Gods of Egypt.

@albertoamoruso7711

5 жыл бұрын

Why? Vampire's Kiss is a good movie!

@teddythekingofbears

4 жыл бұрын

Or Star Wars the Clone Wars.

Supergirl is kind of cute, though

@homelesshannah50

5 жыл бұрын

Helen Slater, she played Kal -El's mom on Smallville and she still looks good

@michaelb4538

4 жыл бұрын

Id eat the left over squirts.

@codeblue8922

4 жыл бұрын

I’d tongue punch her fart box!

@waltervanlille2263

4 жыл бұрын

"Kind of...?" I fell in love with this girl when I watched it the first time.

@HugoStiglitz88

4 жыл бұрын

Kind of????

Helen Slater is a screen gem!!!!

Chris, this review literally had me ON THE FLOOR CHOCKING!!! Keep these coming! I love you!! By the way, I actually saw this film in theaters when it premiered. I was a HUGE fan of Superman and thought this was a must watch. LOL! Faye Dunaway was again playing Joan Crawford here and I almost forgot Mia Farrow was even in this film.

Chris, you are my favorite movie reviewer, period.

I had such a crush on her as a kid! and the chick from "Splash"

@Axolotl_Mischief

6 жыл бұрын

Nick The Hick Legend of Billie Jean is one of my favorite guilty pleasures from my 80s childhood. And yes, Helen Slater was hot.

@iamnegan938

6 жыл бұрын

Daryl Hannah oh yes

@whoknew2273

6 жыл бұрын

I thought the actress was British

@hypatiastanhope4716

6 жыл бұрын

I wanted to be her when I was a child 😆 i really loved this film , I watched it again recently as an adult and yikes 😆 I'm ashamed of my youth 😆

@missionpassed4584

5 жыл бұрын

i hear ya, but shes mine, ya hear mine!

I love how you refer to him as Ellis! I love die hard so much!

I've been binge watching your reviews for days now. You sir, are HILARIOUS! New sub.

This film is a guilty pleasure. I grew up with this film along with superman II and Iii.

Be careful Chris, soon you'll be like Fanboy Flicks, consuming copious amount of alcohol to help you through these appalling movies... but hey we enjoy it! :-D

@LilaREmber

6 жыл бұрын

i bet you want him to cover scream

@jemilabubbles9384

6 жыл бұрын

xisumavoid Don't worry, Chris is very responsible He only had A SQUIRT. Sorry, I had to.

@adityasai311

3 жыл бұрын

he recently did a review drinking whisky

*"LOOK... IT'S A BIRD...* *A STORM DRAGON...* *A SPLAHH-GAHH-DOOHH...* *A SQUIRT??...* *NO, IT'S A SUPERGIRL"!!*

your hilariocity reviews are honestly amazing. I literally rewatch this playlist everyday, I love your channel man, keep it up

"Every super villain just wants to rule the world." No, EVERYBODY wants to rule the world.

@aderemiporsche

7 жыл бұрын

Says Lorde.

@iona2225

7 жыл бұрын

Aderemi Porsche Says Tears of Fear, ya troglodyte.

@ryujisakamoto1835

7 жыл бұрын

Aderemi Porsche Says Tears Of Fears

@Shiirow

7 жыл бұрын

+Aderemi Porsche Next thing you will say is that Puff Daddy wrote Every Breath You Take and Kanye West wrote Harder Better Faster Stronger

@TheWarchiefZekeJaeger

7 жыл бұрын

David Spring I want to rule the universe...And Darkside wants the anti-life equation and rule the universe.

"This is why Superman works alone" Now I understand that quote from Batman and Robin a lot better now haha

Oh my God, Chris! How did I miss this Hilariocity? What a gem. Definitely needs a re-share or two.

Can’t tell how many times I watched this movie as a kid. Well at least till the VHS tape wore out

4:18 "Is this because she's a girl?" *giggles* There's something about the way you said that that got me.

This is the best part of your channel. My favorite series of your channel because your personality really shines through. I feel people get too know you better and here's why when you do a classic review it's 4 mins on average and you specifically talk about the movie you're reviewing it still has that stuckmann flavor but you have built an audience and people now watch your content to watch YOU not too necessarily hear how good the movie is. BUT with this series you just shoot the shit and give us a fucking great show it's 20 mins of funny stuckmann that everybody loves makes us all feel like we know you and its awesome keep it up!!!!!!!!!!

@supahstarrallyah8360

7 жыл бұрын

Sandra Star Hola.

@isaaclooper1180

6 жыл бұрын

Why do people always mention personality?

"Why would you do that?" the most precious question Chris has ever asked.

Weirdly there has always been an exit from the Phantom Zone. However, in Smallville it's explained that it can only be opened only by a member of the house of El

Holy shit, Channel Awesome videos have better effects than this.

@Atisuto

8 жыл бұрын

Lolololz, I almost spit out my coffee reading this! Yes lawd, matter of fact, have Doug Walker and the crew reboot Supergirl!

@bored_person

8 жыл бұрын

TheHomey NowUKnowMe NO!

@yenee94

8 жыл бұрын

+ijfharvey YES!

@starkiller23610

8 жыл бұрын

it was the 80's....

@Preeve

8 жыл бұрын

+LiverSpottedHunk But many films in the 80's have great effects so that isn't an excuse.

Ironically Helen Slater plays Supergirl's earth mom on the TV show. She is forever connected to Supergirl. lol

This is so awesome. Thank you as always for these hilariocity reviews Chris!!!

14:23 Totally the Joaquin Phoenix joker laugh!!!

@god1356

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed at it lots🤣

@silverscreenreviews8521

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah fake

Hell of a sex toy.

@RonanJ218

8 жыл бұрын

Please

@dracocrusher

8 жыл бұрын

+S.A M Why don't you have a squirt instead?

I Just noticed that Super Girl's hair changes colors when shes not super girl.

@napornik

7 жыл бұрын

well..yeah. She has to switch disguises.

@GlassesnMouthplates

7 жыл бұрын

In all fairness though, that disguise is still more believable than Superman's glasses and nerdy acts.

@joseseverino4078

5 жыл бұрын

@@GlassesnMouthplates yep thats the only thing this movie has done good

@21melpomene

4 жыл бұрын

First female Super Saiyan before Caulifla and Kale. XD

I actually like it. I really enjoy watching this movie.

Love Chris ‘s funny moments in these hilariocity reviews 😂😂😂 The long pauses 😂😂

"No. Your script is ass."

If it wasn't for Legend of Bille Jean and Supergirl, slater could've been a star

@The_Gake

8 жыл бұрын

I have seen you on like every comment section ever.

@Vinion51

8 жыл бұрын

+Mike Tython I've seen you everywhere

@markdevlin4232

8 жыл бұрын

+Mike Tython I've theen you everywhere too

@jameswilliams-of3mv

8 жыл бұрын

+Couch Tomato and she was good in City slickers.. 1991..

The Squirt segment just cracked my shit up

I'm fucking dying laughing at your reaction to the "Squirt" part hahah. I agree it's wrong man, on so many levels.

Faye Dunaway, Peter O'Toole and Mia Farrow... paycheck!!!!

@jbjacobs9514

4 жыл бұрын

Don't forget Peter Cooke and Brenda Vaccarro...

This is the funniest review EVER !!! I can't stop laughing. I love you Chris

Helen Slater was one of the most beautiful leading women ever.

@sleepynative9132

3 жыл бұрын

Nah that would be Angelina Jolie!

@MaxskiSynths

3 жыл бұрын

@@sleepynative9132 "One of the most"

@cesarzpontu8886

3 жыл бұрын

@@sleepynative9132 what?

@maxpax7389

3 жыл бұрын

True. And thats why i liked the movie. She was insanely beautiful

I know that you suffered watching this Chris, but this video is hilarious. I come back to watch it from time to time when I'm feeling down.

On the back of the DVD/BluRay - "Your script is ass." - Chris Stuckmann.

This movie was about a hot girl doing stuff.

@MrOnomatopoiea

8 жыл бұрын

+Patrick Melody And beating up a couple of would-be rapists!

@makasete30

4 жыл бұрын

And kissing a mirror.

Chris, love your video & toy collection back there.

I’m dying watching this review, please make more of these

*"oh we lost all of our film reels. We can't release Supergirl, sorry. That would've been the better choice."* 😂 Chris your hatred fuels my laughter

Selena: "I'm considering nothing less than world domination." M. Bison from Street Fighter: "Of course."

I can't stop watching this vid! I have seen it at least 10 times!

I don’t know why anyone would thumbs down your video ever. Smile people and enjoy quality KZread when you see it.

*A STORMDRAGON*

@kiddstrapp7981

5 жыл бұрын

Issa....Supergirl

What's better than a movie review? A fucking Hilariocity review.

13:20 Are you going to completely ignore the double entendre of Tiberius from Caligula "squirting" in Supergirl's mouth and she immediately spits it out?

Obviously, I must have never seen this movie even though I was alive back then and was a comic book kid. I'm assuming my memory decided to protect me and suppress the memories. It's the only thing that makes sense

oh Chris, the squirt reaction had me in stitches, maybe because i had no idea what he was on about either when i saw it

Ideas for your next Hilariocities: Howard the Duck Mac and Me Flash Gordon

@james501001

8 жыл бұрын

Is the Flash Gordon film that bad ?

@SebastianAceFawkes

8 жыл бұрын

james501 it's considered a movie that' So-Bad-It's-Good

@mannydanner1144

7 жыл бұрын

+Sebastian Fawkes - Sebastian's Mind WTF? Its Not Bad Its Actually Good.

@Alondro77

5 жыл бұрын

Dude, there are some movies you only show your worst enemies...

@joejitsu034

4 жыл бұрын

Mac & Me is brilliant, take that back!!!

I can't stop watching this review!!!

Best Super girl. My sister use to love it when we were children and she use to watch it over and over so I am my brother broke the cassette. I feel bad for her to this day. I did like this move but not the part where witch captures Supergirl.

I did not hit her Its not true Its bullsh*t I did not hit her I did not Oh hi Mark

@Cucerescmunti

3 жыл бұрын

Why did you not hit her? Wasn't she appealing to you?

@jameswarner5878

3 жыл бұрын

That's some good dialog. You should be a writer.

2:16 yeah... That's a Kryptonian g-spot stimulator.

omgosh your maniacal cackling is contagious

@shawnfields2369

4 жыл бұрын

You think that's how The Joker learned how to laugh like that?

This movie is a guilty pleasure of mine.

@itwontcomeout5678

Жыл бұрын

Yes perfect

I've only subscribed to Chris last week, and have been binge watching his videos.... and i gotta say, he's reviews are awesome, he's hilarious, super insightful, but more importantly than that he seems like the nicest guy EVER! Like the kind of guy you can always count on. I love this guy, and I am UTTERLY Stuckmannized!

@EvolMuzik4ever

8 жыл бұрын

+Shijir D Welcome to the club. Chris is awesome!

@WhiteScarf52

8 жыл бұрын

+EvolMuzik4ever So, what do we call ourselves? Stuckmannites? Stuckmannions? Stucklings?

@mattatk92

8 жыл бұрын

yeah hes great. i bet your girl wanna get stuckmanized too ohhhh shit lmao

WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS!!!!!!!

@trayahzz537

7 жыл бұрын

the same people that made Superman movies, the producers and the director of Santa Claus The Movie.

@Seras99

7 жыл бұрын

Trey Ahzze Which is sad that they made the first two great and they lost their touch with the third movie and the spinoff. I guess the producer where trying to experiment superman which I don't mind. But the bad news is that they sell superman to cannon films and cannon fucked up the franchise for almost 20 years..... :(

@trayahzz537

7 жыл бұрын

But Super girl is still a fantastic comedy, friends still quote lines from the film

I like how turned on he got when he looked at his Supergirl figure. LMAO.

Me very 5 minutes: doesn’t she have a whole planet to save?