Sun Tzu - The Art of War Explained In 5 Minutes
The Art of War is the most influential treatise on war ever written, consisting of 13 chapters each of which is devoted to one aspect of warfare, it has shaped the way in which conflicts have been fought for thousands of years from the Japanese samurai to the Napoleonic war. Not only has the book influenced military commanders and generals all over the world, it has had resounding effects on politics, sports and business to this day.
In this video, we give key examples of Sun Tzu's most influential philosophies and strategies. These range from the Vietnam War to the coasts of Normandy in 1944.
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@jettiz3703
7 жыл бұрын
The Life Guide "If fighting is to resolve in victory than you must fight!"
@Dominic_Chai
6 жыл бұрын
"Close the wifi !" - Sun Tzu
@hectorsueno43
6 жыл бұрын
The Life Guide attack where the enemy is weak
@tragicevans4157
6 жыл бұрын
"If you fall ill be there"...... FLOOR!!! - Sun Tzu
@Dave-31it3
6 жыл бұрын
"Today is victory over yourself of yesterday. Tomorrow is your victory over lesser men"... Oh wait that was Miyomoto Mushashi, who would have ran a sword straight through Sun Tzu if they lived in the same era.
"No full auto in buildings" - Sun Tzu
@fl1ckr145
3 жыл бұрын
That isn't full auto This is *Proceeds to Fire Laser*
@robi3228
3 жыл бұрын
:))))))))))))
@sannidhyabalkote9536
3 жыл бұрын
Dayum bro , okay
@bandabanana4939
3 жыл бұрын
"That isn't full auto this is" *Proceeds to Nuke the whole area.*
@piyushgupta1606
3 жыл бұрын
Damn man! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Officer, I drop kicked that child in self defense” -Sun Tzu
@chocolatay8036
3 жыл бұрын
I believe it
@misscornicat
3 жыл бұрын
@@chocolatay8036 same here
@dinner8204
3 жыл бұрын
Only the true veterans remember this.
@wade9271
3 жыл бұрын
@@dinner8204 yes
@joemamaobama6863
3 жыл бұрын
Vid or it didn’t happen ,if it didn’t u can always drop kick another and record it
"an empty browser history speaks more than a full" -sun tzu,the art of war
@naumaanmansoor6065
8 ай бұрын
*Sun Tzu,the man of culture 😂😂
@SUPER_ZOMBIE
6 ай бұрын
I think this is my favorite out of all of these
@nopnop6274
4 ай бұрын
🤣🤣 Yours was the best!
@Gadget-Walkmen
27 күн бұрын
That’s true tho!
“The naked man fears no pickpocket” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War
@noahburmeister771
Жыл бұрын
God comment among hundreds
@Ari_28
Жыл бұрын
This one is a big brain one
@themaster3305
Жыл бұрын
Wise indeed
@davidwemyss7303
Жыл бұрын
"The naked woman does...😳" -ME, The Art of Abhor
@pranjalbiswas4209
Жыл бұрын
@@davidwemyss7303 ayo suss
"Rule number one, never digg straight down" - Sun Tzu
@aqwa_1091
3 жыл бұрын
Saves millions of lives everyday
@user-kx8pu6ys5i
3 жыл бұрын
@@aqwa_1091 I can confirm that
@aqwa_1091
3 жыл бұрын
@@user-kx8pu6ys5i hallelujah
@ToenVu
3 жыл бұрын
rule number 34 everything is hentai
@ilikekids
3 жыл бұрын
He plays Minecraft - confirmed
“It’s better to shit in the sink than to sink in the shit” Sun Tzu, the Art of War
@ZomboidMania
2 жыл бұрын
lmao
@motap4935
2 жыл бұрын
@@ZomboidMania lol
@boonkgang1536
2 жыл бұрын
@@motap4935 lol
@suntzu3152
2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@ZomboidMania
2 жыл бұрын
@@boonkgang1536 lol
“If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner” Sun Tzu, The Art of War
@ziskador
Жыл бұрын
or maybe there will be two winners
@benjaminraymundo6711
Жыл бұрын
@@ziskador Modern problems call for modern solutions “Nuclear strike incoming”
@snowy5419
Жыл бұрын
The art of business
@Horinius
Жыл бұрын
That's an insult and lack of respect to other cultures and countries to deform or even invent non-existing proverb. But I suppose that's "common practice" from Europeans to insult others.
@noonehere6994
11 ай бұрын
@@Horiniusyou know how the latinx phrase is an entirely white invention, despite the whites believing that it was invented "to respect the latina women in their language"? Yeah, only whites get offended by white ignorance lol
"You can't face the problem, if your problem is your face" -Sun Tzu
@30pranaypawar17
2 ай бұрын
💀
@spreadtheloveforhumans
Ай бұрын
Bro have ever seen a mirror 👁️👄👁️
“You can piss without shit, but cannot shit without piss.” - Sun Tzu, Art of War
@zacharydunn5244
3 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest one I have seen so far XD
@drinkwooga
3 жыл бұрын
@@zacharydunn5244 “To win the race, you must be racist.” Sun Tzu, Art of War
@simulify8726
3 жыл бұрын
@@drinkwooga 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bait5257
3 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@drinkwooga
3 жыл бұрын
@@simulify8726 “How can one have sex if one is sexist?” - Sun Tzu, Art of War
"Always remember switching to your pistol is way better than reloading" -Sun Tzu
@bedwarspro1917
3 жыл бұрын
#beststrategyinCOD
@shahanshahpolonium
3 жыл бұрын
*modern warfare intensifies*
@ksousajr
3 жыл бұрын
"Faster than reloading " there, fixed it for you
@itsgenti8910
3 жыл бұрын
@@shahanshahpolonium csgo too
@mr.mister1045
3 жыл бұрын
Faster than reloading
“The enemy can't kill you if you already killed yourself” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
@RahulRaj-ei7en
Жыл бұрын
Hitler reading this - 👁️👄👁️
@antspiano1378
Жыл бұрын
“What’s dead can’t be killed”
@WomanSlayer69420
Жыл бұрын
Average GTA online player
@EmperorStarscream
Жыл бұрын
Get Putin a copy of this book, he's doing the opposite in Ukraine
@dinimuetter6
Жыл бұрын
@@RahulRaj-ei7en yo that was funny af
"No matter what happens in the war at the end of the day it is night"---Sun Tzu
@JOHN-hp6yd
Жыл бұрын
😂
@hari0007
4 ай бұрын
damn😂
@user-ts7wx3zc1x
3 ай бұрын
wtf really!!! 😂😂
“One day the Internet will be quoting quotes I didn’t quote“ -Sun Tzu, Art of War
@aieangus
3 жыл бұрын
"I didn't quote that too" -Sun Tzu, Art Of War
@cursedphineas2572
3 жыл бұрын
@@aieangus “Never quoted that too” - Sun Tzu, Art of War
@TheAlphamannchen
3 жыл бұрын
@@cursedphineas2572 'Don't recall saying that too' -Sun Tzu, Art of War
@disnymajo7332
3 жыл бұрын
@@TheAlphamannchen I never said that - sun tzu the art of war
@lupazuioi6155
3 жыл бұрын
"For fck sake, those mf still doing it" -Sun Tzu, Art of War
“If they rejected you in their prime, don't accept them in their decline.” - Sun Tzu
@kimlarso
Жыл бұрын
🌻
“Love is like farting: If you have to force it, it’s probably crap” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War
@benjaminraymundo6711
Жыл бұрын
Wow only 11 likes…
@JohnWick_897
Жыл бұрын
"So you shat in your pants" - Sun Tzu, Art of Fart
@amitbetkeri5605
10 ай бұрын
Most underrated comment 😂😂😂😂
@nopnop6274
4 ай бұрын
🤣🤣 wise and true though
@poor-spidey
2 ай бұрын
It was peter Griffin
"I never said 99% of these comments" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War
@amenoxblitz7317
3 жыл бұрын
truly amazing words
@TheOne-jm6tg
3 жыл бұрын
“I can confirm that what he says is true.” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War II
@stickywood7597
3 жыл бұрын
*100%
@pleaseenteranamelol711
3 жыл бұрын
"Can you guys stop making fake quotes about me thanks" -Sun Tzu
@the_Ikar
3 жыл бұрын
"I also never said that I never said all that weird shit, and in ancient Japan no one really cares to write that down for far future generations, so maybe I said that and you'll never know" ~ Sun Tzu, The art of confusion
"Remember, Dying is gay" -Sun Tzu
@hippityhoppity9563
3 жыл бұрын
So thats why technoblade never dies
@Wulk
3 жыл бұрын
But Sun tzu die L
@bazellezb5559
3 жыл бұрын
@@Wulk then he is gay
@samirraza9069
3 жыл бұрын
*Breaking news: death rates drop to 0*
@westside4372
3 жыл бұрын
Oh, so those 600 elementary school kids are gay??
“Your enemies can’t confuse you if you have already confused yourself” - Sun Tzu , The Art of Confusion
"Dont reveal your strategies in a stupid youtube video" -sun tzu, the art of war
@housel9352
3 жыл бұрын
"You fool, you moron"
@koyonafri
3 жыл бұрын
Sun Techoblade Tzu, The Art of Minecraft War
@ishiyu
3 жыл бұрын
The art of potato war
@mokekok9681
3 жыл бұрын
Techno
@friendskochi6761
3 жыл бұрын
@@ishiyu my pfp is better den urs It’s Minecraft map art over 16k blocks placed by hand
"You can eat lava but only once" - Sun Tzu
@reversethepolarityoftheneu773
3 жыл бұрын
You can hold your breath for the rest of your life -vsauce
@muhammadfaizan2461
3 жыл бұрын
@@reversethepolarityoftheneu773 😮
@ThePotentialOfWis
3 жыл бұрын
"I didn't say that" -Sun Tzu
@GameboyCrypto
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahaaha this one killed me
@alibarznji2000
3 жыл бұрын
lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies spawn” - Sun Tzu
@Peter-ui6ey
8 ай бұрын
Actually not too far off
If you are losing a war, just win it. - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
@luiscaetano6184
11 ай бұрын
If you are sad, just be happy
@AymanShaikh-wc1ng
9 ай бұрын
If you can't unsee the problem then just see them
@3abxo390
3 ай бұрын
The enemy will not be expecting that!
@Redwan777
3 ай бұрын
If you are homeless, just buy a house
@prathapcharan
2 ай бұрын
If you are poor just become rich duh!
"If someone plays better than you, he must be a hacker." - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
@camerahead3118
2 жыл бұрын
You sir, you don't get enough credit
@jeffjaison1425
2 жыл бұрын
@@camerahead3118 with 400 likes i dont think so. - Sun Tzu, Art of War
@moneylisa7473
2 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@jinggao1003
2 жыл бұрын
Must be fellow Chinese man
@youraveragecat4802
2 жыл бұрын
''He's not a hacker, he just has a good gaming chair" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"All you have to do is to follow that damn train CJ" -Sun Tzu
@optimusprime1598
3 жыл бұрын
Big Tzu Smoke...
@abhisekhjana2557
3 жыл бұрын
@@optimusprime1598 lmfao😂
@liebe1099
3 жыл бұрын
That made me laugh hard😂😂
@N0URii
3 жыл бұрын
man of culture 😂
@Snowyblazer
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahha 😂
“Losing is irrelevant , taking part is what counts” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
@Semilore317
3 ай бұрын
Dey play😂
"The strongest weapon is the power of friendship." -Sun Tzu, the art of war
@thewaryears
Жыл бұрын
Thanks
@lalafuzzy943
Жыл бұрын
Fairy tail* 🤣🤣🤣
@thewaryears
Жыл бұрын
@@lalafuzzy943 Obviously you have no friends.
@joshuavincent9585
Жыл бұрын
My little pony my little pony
@EmperorStarscream
Жыл бұрын
Friends betray you more than your enemies
"If you are homeless, buy a house. If you are hungry, eat something" -Sun Tzu
@druid139
3 жыл бұрын
"..cake" - Marie Antoinette, concubine to Sun Tzu
@Maru_Apex_Fan_6900
3 жыл бұрын
r/thanksimcured
@damontan4749
2 жыл бұрын
Not funny, you lamefuck
@jacksimpson6584
2 жыл бұрын
@@damontan4749 "One who insults others is simply insulting himself." - Sun Tzu
@danielvallejo8764
2 жыл бұрын
@@damontan4749 oh zod off man were just having a nice time
"An ignorant man complains of a ripped pocket while a wise man uses it to scratch his ball" - Sun Tzu
@mrrco1106
3 жыл бұрын
Best one
@dnhdfnfkrjxjxfjjggj3002
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@sebthepo8260
3 жыл бұрын
lmao
@michaelsilva4844
2 жыл бұрын
@@sevendigitosu you are a wise man
@fitnessmmaplaylists3548
2 жыл бұрын
Im pretty sure thats from Master Oogway
"Jesus can turn water into wine,but I can turn your mother into mine " -Sun Tzu the art of creating war
@berrisboy
Жыл бұрын
Master oogway
@Horinius
Жыл бұрын
That's an insult and lack of respect to other cultures and countries to deform or even invent non-existing proverb. But I suppose that's "common practice" from Europeans to insult others.
@MrNoms-cn6px
Жыл бұрын
@@Horinius sorry what?
@Horinius
Жыл бұрын
@@MrNoms-cn6px Do you really not understand or you are genuinely a little thick?
@noonehere6994
11 ай бұрын
@@Horiniusyou know how the latinx phrase is an entirely white invention, despite the whites believing that it was invented "to respect the latina women in their language"? Yeah, only whites get offended by white ignorance lol
**sees the title** *Clicked the video* **Opened the comments**
@InsaneRecords997
5 ай бұрын
~Sun Tzu
"My brother never said that shit" -Moon Tzu
@nautikient2151
2 жыл бұрын
😂
@joshmangum1392
2 жыл бұрын
Now that was funny lmao
@pinchebruha405
2 жыл бұрын
“Never mind my brothers they’re so full of themselves“ -Crazy Star Tzu
@iliribrahimi911
2 жыл бұрын
Like, comme on😆😂😂😂
@suforozinho
2 жыл бұрын
LOL
“Build a man a fire, he’ll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
@lopiws
3 жыл бұрын
Fire Punch MC in a nutshell.
@yuriang_8050
3 жыл бұрын
*the rest of his life* And the lasts seconds of his
@indahr9114
3 жыл бұрын
I dont think thats how it works
@youraverageasian123
3 жыл бұрын
Me at Genshin Impact dragonspine: "So that was a fucking lie."
@roskcity
3 жыл бұрын
@@youraverageasian123 wish that game was on Xbox
I came here to learn tactics that I can use in my games, but the comments gave me the real meaning of life.
“When you have lost your hands , you are dehanded. “When you have lost your feet, you are defeated.” -Sun Tzu, Art of War
@spiderbow4599
3 ай бұрын
Beautiful
“Stay strapped or get clapped” - Sun Tzu
@crumply5959
4 жыл бұрын
*nut* yet the government doesn’t want us to stay strapped
@justintimbersaw3934
4 жыл бұрын
@@crumply5959 therefore you gonna get clap
@chiyulater9752
4 жыл бұрын
Lame
@gonzalo4658
4 жыл бұрын
Your profile Pic
@mrflynn01
4 жыл бұрын
When did Sun Say this?
"People die when they are killed" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War -
@TheArcher143
3 жыл бұрын
He always was my favorite Fate protagonist
@Crow-ht6co
3 жыл бұрын
“I am the bone of my sword” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
@peace-qe4ig
3 жыл бұрын
@@TheArcher143 same
@levithegreat2072
3 жыл бұрын
@@TheArcher143 I hate him tbh but he's character is understandable which makes he's actions reasonable
@hot-gochu
3 жыл бұрын
who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
"You win every war if you choose the side after the war is over" - Sun Tzu
@suspicious9061
Жыл бұрын
Fuck
@Lozzie74
Жыл бұрын
Italy likes this
@dannyd8625
11 ай бұрын
@@Lozzie74 - So does Megyn Kelly
@Hannibal_Barca_from_Carthage
6 ай бұрын
Walder Fray
@LexlutherVII
5 ай бұрын
Italy, lol 😂 😂
"If you don't know what you are doing, so does your enemy." -Sun Tzu, The Art of War
@alecsanlerthemoldavian
Жыл бұрын
I feel like You are wrong
"Meme them until they cry, then make memes of them crying" - Sun Tzu
@sasaha8389
3 жыл бұрын
Deadly
@zheddy5093
3 жыл бұрын
Words to live by
@76456
2 жыл бұрын
this can actually ne aplaied to real war. Make fun fo your captured soldiers in front on the bot captured. Make the captured feel good by not letting them know
@yuugenr7549
2 жыл бұрын
Basically the internet 🤣
@shandarjan1656
Жыл бұрын
Hilllllarious
"Fighting is gay it's just two men aggressively touching each other" -Sun Tzu, the art of war
@blahblahbleh9800
2 жыл бұрын
LoL
@warthunderenjoyer8542
2 жыл бұрын
Wwe wrestlers: *Intense sweating*
@abcdefgh-im5ky
2 жыл бұрын
Come on, Guts is not gay
@alyxrycx7862
2 жыл бұрын
What the fuck lmfaoo
@who1527
2 жыл бұрын
@@abcdefgh-im5ky "Guts is definitely gay, recall the flashback" -Sun Tzu, the gay of war
"Stop following me around, stop writing down my quotes. I need some alone time" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"It's not a war crime if you invade a country with oil" -sun tzu, art of war
@roxannekean6025
9 ай бұрын
But if you blow up buildings, hijack planes, attack embassies, and murder people because they don't worship your God, that's perfectly fine????
"Only when a mosquito lands on your testicle will you truly understand the meaning of solving a problem without violence" - Sun Tzu
@bkmandal7844
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@gonzalo4658
4 жыл бұрын
omg brrrr
@gonzalo4658
4 жыл бұрын
ahaha
@gonzalo4658
4 жыл бұрын
Hope didnt ruin yr comment
@praisefichtali7832
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao!
"An average American thinks he is smarter than average american" - Sun Tzu
@grandmabertha7462
3 жыл бұрын
I’m not Amercain
@cadenflynn1587
3 жыл бұрын
@@grandmabertha7462 you sure about that?
@grandmabertha7462
3 жыл бұрын
@@cadenflynn1587 I’m from Dominican Republic
@animemoments7777
3 жыл бұрын
@@grandmabertha7462 you sure about that?
@beetlejuicericky1834
3 жыл бұрын
@4T1K5O thats pretty impressive
"your enemy was never at 1 HP, your teammate lies" -Sun Tzu, Art of War probably
"The moment you step on the battlefield, you are already in the war. Make use of time to plan your escape." -Sun Tzu, The Art of Escape
"Every 60 seconds, a minute pass" -African Sun Tzu
@David-fi3oo
3 жыл бұрын
He has corona virus go to his channe
@fuckthegamecallmonsterlege4093
3 жыл бұрын
beetle juice sun tze, also the like amount is gae
@indianathe3rd742
3 жыл бұрын
@@David-fi3oo who
@David-fi3oo
3 жыл бұрын
@@indianathe3rd742 big man tyrone the guy who say it
@hero303-gameplayindonesia8
3 жыл бұрын
@@David-fi3oo he's cured
“Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life.” -Sun Tzu
@jasonparasmusic
2 жыл бұрын
I’m dying 😂
@zaosh24
2 жыл бұрын
xD
@theseeker7692
2 жыл бұрын
@@jasonparasmusic So is the man
@ISuperI
2 жыл бұрын
Omg LMFAO
@callidusvulpes5556
2 жыл бұрын
@@theseeker7692 so is everyone.
"There is always a second phase" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"A foolish man complains about his torn pocket, a wise man uses it to scratch his balls" - Sun tzu (Art of war)
"It's better to be a smart fella than a fart smella" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
@opinionatedowl
2 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment, I'm dying
@dramir5953
2 жыл бұрын
Family Guy reference from Peter to Meg ey? 😜
@davidsplooge14
2 жыл бұрын
this is how the real world works
@test-db2ue
2 жыл бұрын
Sentence as been copied so many times it's not even funny anymore
Must be one of techno's favorite videos. Rest in peace, King.
@slimvedy
Жыл бұрын
Surely
Hans Zimmer's music in the background is so good.
“Remember switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading.” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
@someasiandude4797
3 жыл бұрын
true
@farrelmf6912
3 жыл бұрын
- Gaz, Cod4
@samyak4165
3 жыл бұрын
Knife the watermelon :- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
@sora-r
2 жыл бұрын
dis copied comment
@centerforhumor
2 жыл бұрын
@@sora-r “No it isn’t” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Here’s a real quote by Sun Tzu “Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak.” - Sun Tzu
@marcellinoleopatria4101
3 жыл бұрын
or "appear far when near and appear near when far away"
@heyjoji1954
3 жыл бұрын
@@marcellinoleopatria4101 or “look pretty when your ugly and ugly when you are pretty”
@bobbidieeksdobbi5298
3 жыл бұрын
or "be big when you're small, and small when you're big
@bruhguy1636
3 жыл бұрын
@@funfeces3450 Of course he said it in old chinese, its just the translation
@jordanheights7183
3 жыл бұрын
Appear to succeed in life when you do not succeed, and fail to succeed in life when you appear to succeed Jordan - 2020
"You wouldn't lose the war if you didn't participate in it." Sun Tzu
"Never pay full price on Amazon. Lay low till it's on sale, then take advantage of them when they're at their weakest point" - Sun Tzu
@hurakagame9195
5 жыл бұрын
alexng4 ..."the strong attack strength, the weak attack weakness!" -Formado Esperto #jdb
@davidmcneil9340
5 жыл бұрын
And when they drop it off in your wheelie bin.... say you never received it.. 🤪
@ewaaewaa1343
5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like my mom
@alexng4
5 жыл бұрын
@@ewaaewaa1343 Your mom is a wise woman.
@ewaaewaa1343
5 жыл бұрын
alexng4 😂😂
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" - Sun Tzu
@francis9428
3 жыл бұрын
Not to be a r/wooosh but, wtf man?
@V_2077
3 жыл бұрын
@@francis9428 knowyourmeme.com/memes/mitochondria-is-the-powerhouse-of-the-cell Everyone learned this little factoid in School xD
@francis9428
3 жыл бұрын
@@V_2077 I know that man
@GetCareless
3 жыл бұрын
Deep
@anthonywashere8621
3 жыл бұрын
@@francis9428 do you know Technoblade: The Potato War? He used Sun Tzu quotes as a joke and now everyone is using it. -Sun Tzu, the art of war
My prefer quote is "The art of war teaches us to rely not on the likelihood of the enemy's not coming, but on our own readiness to receive him; not on the chance of his not attacking, but rather on the fact that we have made our position unassailable.” Because this quote is emphasizing the importance of being proactive and taking action to make oneself invincible rather than relying on chance or luck. It highlights the need to always be prepared for the worst-case scenario and to ensure that one's defenses are strong enough to withstand any attack.
@David_Crayford
9 ай бұрын
Baden Powell, Scout motto: "Be prepared."
"if you can see someone in a mirror, he can see you too, but if you can't see him in a mirror, that doesn't mean he can't see you" - Sun Ztu, art of war
"If you smoke weed while riding a plane, you're at the highest point of your life" -Sun Tzu, The Art of weed
@s1mplyl3g3nd6
3 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile Snoop Dogg at Y=320......
@dumashernandez5125
3 жыл бұрын
Astronauts
@secretmafia4042
3 жыл бұрын
That's DOPE lol
@gontran8638
3 жыл бұрын
that's 666 likes for you
@raps9596
3 жыл бұрын
🤡🤡
“Your enemies are never one shot, despite what your knocked teammate says” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War
@f4y41
2 жыл бұрын
Had me crying 😂
@sannidhyabalkote9536
2 жыл бұрын
Def
@cyko5950
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@ale9923
2 жыл бұрын
Csgo experience here,a teammate said "1hp bro just go" so i threw a grenade but the guy did not die so i said to him "1 Hp huh?"
@sannidhyabalkote9536
2 жыл бұрын
@@ale9923 yep
"Never tell anyone everything you know, for I myself don't write everything in my book at all" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War
“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
@phantomgamingignt6275
Жыл бұрын
Master Oogway 👁️ 👄 👁️
@luiscaetano6184
11 ай бұрын
That was Master Oogway
@ijo1759
7 ай бұрын
No
@celina3042
7 ай бұрын
Thank you for your amazing accuracy 😂
@spiderbow4599
3 ай бұрын
Actually dat is master ooooooooog way.
"Don't attack Russia in the winter" - Sun Tzu
@optimusprime1598
3 жыл бұрын
"U sure about that"..? -Chingiz Khan
@kevin_aldo
3 жыл бұрын
@@optimusprime1598 *subutai
@cluelessbrain602
3 жыл бұрын
Le chengis khan : hold my beer
@kevin_aldo
3 жыл бұрын
@@cluelessbrain602 *subutai
@kaiserwilhelmii5393
3 жыл бұрын
@@optimusprime1598 Russia wasnt united, and as you all know, broken states are good opportunities for foreign invaders.
“Dude why is this comment section filled with fake quotes by me?” - Sun Tzu
@frostchaotic3691
4 жыл бұрын
Lol you just did the same- Sun Tzu
@devonrider3406
4 жыл бұрын
I don’t know maybe it’s because [REDACTED]
@scpfoundation4717
4 жыл бұрын
Thats above you're clearance level
@athansky25
4 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂😁
@tijzen6691
4 жыл бұрын
[DATA EXPUNGED]
“When you die solo to your laner, blame your jungler” - Sun Tzu, Art of War
@AdityaSingh-tg3pd
Жыл бұрын
Pokémon unite??
@agatra8795
Жыл бұрын
@@AdityaSingh-tg3pd any moba game
If you cover your feet with a blanket, the demons cannot attack you. -Sun Tzu , Art of Safe Sleep
"Who needs war, when you have... family" - Sun Tzuretto
@iceblock5560
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Cross8ow
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@extremistterrorist
2 жыл бұрын
You said Family ?
@erikj9568
2 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA sun tzuretto
@rodcarlogarcia7714
2 жыл бұрын
Savage AF
" When being chased by a rhino, you only need run faster than the man at your side" - Sun Tzu
@ricenoodles8024
3 жыл бұрын
Lol 😄😃
@v-blockforlife1955
3 жыл бұрын
😭😂
@chadjones6313
3 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂
@ladofthedamned7796
3 жыл бұрын
Betrayal!
@bobbidieeksdobbi5298
3 жыл бұрын
lol
If u can't encourage them discourage them. -sun tzu , Art of peace
"If you don't qualify, you will never get last" -Sun Tzu
“A foolish man is lactose intolerant, A wise man simply tolerates it” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
@lucas-pb5qj
2 жыл бұрын
As someone who is lactose intolerant, I’ve never thought of that. I’ll try it later
@sqworm5397
2 жыл бұрын
@@lucas-pb5qj hello tell us how it went
@shouldi9283
2 жыл бұрын
@@sqworm5397 he became so wise that he transcended the mortal realm
@kmark1096
2 жыл бұрын
Mmm yes, very wise
@witchking008
2 жыл бұрын
@@sqworm5397 he ded
"Wait I didn't know she was 12" -Sun Tzu, Art of War
@isawicameiconqueredandcame3708
2 жыл бұрын
"The copies of your conversations with her say otherwise." - Chris Hansen, To Catch a Predator
@p_4225
2 жыл бұрын
“Officer, She was 18 in dog years I swear” - Son Zoo, the art of war
@julybot3159
2 жыл бұрын
She said she was 77 in dog years
@rongarcia2128
2 жыл бұрын
Matt Gaetz, is that you ,my man?
@moneylisa7473
2 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
"Stop quoting me. I don't even speak English" - Sun Tzu, Art of War
"If you get the high ground, it's over for your enemy " -Sun Tzu
Great video, I'm 57 years, I'm really struggling to support my family, I have about few hundreds sitting in my savings, I need a little help on what to invest on
@lukeben1596
9 ай бұрын
The one thing about being successful is working towards it and not the other way around
@antoniolabrasca9069
9 ай бұрын
Starting early is the best way to getting ahead of build wealth, investing remains the priority
@samanthadonaldson2246
9 ай бұрын
@@antoniolabrasca9069absolutely
@christianajoe8563
9 ай бұрын
I'm enjoying working under a platform that brings good return in my life and I've been making my weekly returns without stress all with the help of Catherine Woods
@christianajoe8563
9 ай бұрын
Learn and trade under a guide I do same and I hardly make losses in the market
" The only way to win a war is to not lose the war and win in a way to guarantee victory and not defeat" Sun Tzu, the Art of War
"Kissing the homies good night, isn't gay." - Homeboy Sun Tzu
@vancouverviking4652
3 жыл бұрын
Sounds more like Birdman
"You cant be racist if there is only one race" - Sun tzu
@benjaminkoch2380
3 жыл бұрын
Oof XD
@squarehead6452
3 жыл бұрын
Ok pass me the flamethrower
@rayalexander2281
3 жыл бұрын
Isnt that just basically hitler
@brycegum_221
3 жыл бұрын
I mean to be fair, we are all part of one race, the human race
@eoinh8425
3 жыл бұрын
@Carl Gille It wasn;t just jewish people my guy
If you don't eat for one week straight,you will starve.-sun tzu ,the art of war
“I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends” -Sun Tzu
@David-fi3oo
3 жыл бұрын
No
@nabanildutta8798
3 жыл бұрын
Bruh xD
@zylnexxd842
3 жыл бұрын
Good fact I am ruining the 69
@panant7051
3 жыл бұрын
@@zylnexxd842 you monster
@rhyswilson937
3 жыл бұрын
@@zylnexxd842 Henceforth you shall be known as DARTH VADER
"You will not know what this comment was" - Sun Tzu
@user-kx8pu6ys5i
3 жыл бұрын
@ĀÑÜẞîS11 *now it's top comment boii*
@diljotthunder4348
3 жыл бұрын
“Place your bed in other worldly areas for stronger weapon” -Sun Tzu
@Eis_
3 жыл бұрын
The war: Nether.
@huh4276
3 жыл бұрын
Whatever you do don't show all your techniques in a KZread video,you fool,you moron - Sun Tsu
@SomeGamer1111
3 жыл бұрын
“Place mobile spawn beacon landing crafts and beacons behind the enemy objectives to spawn your team because they cannot fight a multi front defense very long” - Tun Szu
You keep moving forward, even in death, even after death. Sun Tzu, The art of war
"I never said anything in english" ~ Sun Tzu, The art of war
@yeejiahong7307
3 жыл бұрын
He says in english
@michaelsilva4844
2 жыл бұрын
@@yeejiahong7307 deceive your enemies
@Demian1
2 жыл бұрын
@@michaelsilva4844 LOL
@Lord_Drip
2 жыл бұрын
What is Sun Tzu only spoke Spanish with a British accent ' how do we know he spoke only Japanese when there is no proof or recordings
"If you've read the dictionary, then every Book is like a remix." -Sun Tzu , The Art of War.
@archie6996
2 жыл бұрын
"Dang, that's a good one" -Abraham Lincoln
@ppgang1694
2 жыл бұрын
@@archie6996 "Meth" - Albert Einstein
@mapeditorjon5306
2 жыл бұрын
Waiiiiiitt.....
@maxsindo7946
2 жыл бұрын
@@ppgang1694 'Weed' - Elon Musk
@AppleCasinoo
2 жыл бұрын
@@maxsindo7946 “cocaine” -Juliet Caesar
I'm loving these art of war quotes.
"He who gets rejected by a girl Dates her best friend" -Sun Tzu
@mjd4287
3 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOO
@amaanhanslod
3 жыл бұрын
But I ain't never seen 2 pretty best friends
@fastdon32k.5
3 жыл бұрын
Fax
@fastdon32k.5
3 жыл бұрын
F**k not date
@ripdajacker23
3 жыл бұрын
@@amaanhanslod by going after the “ugly” friend you’re raising the interest of the one who rejected you initially. Women want what they can’t have. Before long she’ll want you. That’s when you fuck her and friendzone her - teach the bitch a lesson in humility - whilst you go after other women.
"When she leaves you for another, there is always her mother." - Sun Tzu, Art of War
@user-bh8gw1cw5q
2 жыл бұрын
😏🤣🤣🤣
@liamdavis7818
2 жыл бұрын
No that’s Master Oogway
@Daboiricoo
2 жыл бұрын
Hoodvile😈
@fendy5124
2 жыл бұрын
"Well, off to visit your mother!" -TF2 Spy
@PUNISHERMHS_2021
2 жыл бұрын
What about a sister Master?
"You can beat your opponent with the power of friendship" - Sun Tzu, Art of war
“Don’t kick guys with funny mustaches out of art school” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War
@jimwerther
2 жыл бұрын
Excellent 👍
@najiv8797
2 жыл бұрын
Lol. Isnt that hittler?
@user-fn7cp3xw8v
2 жыл бұрын
@@najiv8797 *Adolf Hitler
@cheenobi6123
2 жыл бұрын
Neither allow him to join military
@disssociated
2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: his mustache became singed during ww1 from his gas mask not fitting properly, and a squad car passed by him after the Germans retreated from a battle I can’t recall, allowing him to live on and become the man he was
“If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy.” -Sun Tzu, Art of War.
@havable
2 жыл бұрын
That one sounds like Dubya
@DavidtheNorseman
2 жыл бұрын
The Zen strategy...
@555usher
2 жыл бұрын
@@DavidtheNorseman sounds more like Poetin.
@tomwade9381
2 жыл бұрын
MR BIDEN PLAN kzread.info/dash/bejne/kWGZppSnYseqYrw.html LETS GO BRANDON.
@Underacactus
2 жыл бұрын
Putin’s all over this one…
"If you can't win a war...just leave it and give a try on KZread" - Sun Tzu's Accountant
Fun little tidbit: that scene from Indiana Jones where he shoots the sword wielder was actually meant to be a lengthy fighting scene. However, Harrison Ford contracted dysentery while filming, and couldn't go more than 10 minutes without running to the bathroom. So he actually improvised by shooting him instead. Props to the other actor for playing along.
“Dont ever fuck with the high ground”- sun tzu
@russiansaurusrex6056
3 жыл бұрын
Anakin fucked the highground
@shikikankillzone4239
3 жыл бұрын
_You underestimate my _*_Hypotenuse_*
@ninshuhedolaw8987
3 жыл бұрын
I am sorry to say but... THE HIGH GROUND IS PREGNANT!!!!
@shadymello9146
3 жыл бұрын
Hey that was said by Jesus not sun Tzu get your facts right man
@markoalex8819
3 жыл бұрын
@@shikikankillzone4239 what?
“It’s nerf or nothing” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War
@brunogilderson3556
3 жыл бұрын
Nice😂
@VirtuaLeo8
3 жыл бұрын
This genuinely made me laugh so hard
@Bighomiehobbs
2 жыл бұрын
Ha
@mohammadsattar9076
2 жыл бұрын
lol
@supert9981
2 жыл бұрын
STOP PUTTING FAKE QUOTES WITH MY NAME -Sun Tzu
“If you have oil, you need freedom” -America, The Art of freedom
@kolwaski8235
Жыл бұрын
Best one ,you won. 🤣🤣🤣🤝
"If you follow proper morale on a battlefield,then everyone is a winner" -Sun Tzu, the Art of War
"When you are fighting a losing battle, press ALT+F4." - Sun Tzu
@user-kp8uq1rm6p
4 жыл бұрын
My favorite is: "I never wrote that shit!" - Sun Tzu
@mediumtim2237
4 жыл бұрын
@@user-kp8uq1rm6p my favorite is "It was just a joke"- Sun Tzu
@rishabhpandey1938
4 жыл бұрын
Bro you made my day
@Leo-de9kp
4 жыл бұрын
@@user-kp8uq1rm6p from what reference is this? I think i watched it, but can't remember
@astroboy890n
4 жыл бұрын
R Lmao just when I launched the game