-This man insulted me! -Was it done with any style, madam?

‘Will it be the bridal?’ ‘No, he’ll just hold her by the ears.’ Classic! 😂

"Does she look over her shoulder at you, sir, like this....ah!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤘 I bloody miss the nineties.

Seeing a young Arthur Weasley saying these things has made my day😂 I must now see the man at least once in my life so I can tell him "oh! Suit you sir!"

Absolutely hysterical! British comedy legends at their best! 🤣👍🇮🇪☘️

@DolanDolk

3 жыл бұрын

Good sense of humour sir, owh suit you sir, suit you, owh

@ShonnDaylee

10 ай бұрын

He was also on Red Dwarf. One of Lister's mates. "I've been to Iceland. I've been to Juno. I can name 50 things that go in jars that you know"

@rekocastren923

5 ай бұрын

BBC ❤ Greetings from Finland ,🇫🇮

"Does she birch you with nettles and need heavy sedation sir?" Lmao!

Radiant sir, radiant!

@markcollins9903

5 жыл бұрын

Emzdrav haw are we sir

@gaiusjuliuspleaser

3 жыл бұрын

I still use that line today.

@mikhailabunidal9146

3 жыл бұрын

@@gaiusjuliuspleaser Are you serious ?

@benjaminsmythe8967

3 жыл бұрын

As someone that has worked in menswear for over 8 years I always give this response when asked how I am.

@DolanDolk

3 жыл бұрын

Suit you

I don't recall them ever selling a suit 🤣

Looking back at these sketches reminds me of the old Monty Python “Nudge, Nudge, wink, wink” with Eric Idle: “Is she a goer, likes uniforms does she, know what I mean, know what I mean nudge, nudge, wink, wink” 😉

It's literally 3s from "yes I'll have a secretary" to "will u be giving it to her sir". Genius

"Have you tried drugs to heighten sexual awareness, sir?" "Have you tried violence, madam?"

The years I’ve used the saying “suits you sir” and never seen the sketch. Brilliant, absolutely brilliant

@Oscuros

4 жыл бұрын

At least you say it and write it like they did. Never seen it written as "suit you" in my life, people really should learn to read and write better.

@sirbarringtonwomblembe4098

4 жыл бұрын

@@Oscuros Wrong. Check the damn title under the play button. People really should learn to listen 'better'.

@ajs41

3 жыл бұрын

@@Oscuros It is "suit you" actually. That's what they say.

@vermilliongecko

2 жыл бұрын

Arabella Weir said in a documentary at the time that it's actually 'suit you. sir', as in 'that would suit you, sir'.

@smokey_the_bandit_girl2548

6 ай бұрын

Me too haha 😂

I love how the blonde one comes out of nowhere in most of them

I worked at a menswear store with a tailoring section when this came out. I can testify this is exactly how people in that business are 😂

@seamustherotty9373

10 ай бұрын

I was gonna say you're talking shite but then I thought about the times I've needed a suit for whatever occasion and they fucking are like this 😂😂😂

@M1tjakaramazov

10 ай бұрын

@@seamustherotty9373 they're even worse behind the scenes 😅

“Brutal, sir, but strangely compelling.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I remember taking my lad into a gentleman's outfitters when this was on and I don't know if the guys in the shop were doing it deliberately but they were going on like this 😂😂😂

@mrkeogh

10 ай бұрын

You put your lad into a gentleman's what?

@sumthingwickedly

10 ай бұрын

@@mrkeogh 🤣🤣

Thanks for the entertainment ! In 2023 I can't think of anything which' holds a candle to you'..what you did was ' art'

"Oh go on let them" Ooh Suit you Caroline.

@JohannesNielsen

7 жыл бұрын

Kael2450 Ooh Suit you Sir Ooooh

I'd forgotten just how good the fast show was.

PMSL, these sketches have got to be some of the funniest ever!!

Love the restaurant scene “What about todays special” Out he comes from under the table. “Tongue sir”😂😂😂😂😂😂

OMG! That first sketch! Absolutely brilliant LMFAO!!

@rutgervangestel

3 жыл бұрын

yes!! i could not stop laughing.

The fast show ,harry enfield and chums ,absolute legends

Fast show is best comedy show that I ever saw in my life!

Slide down the greasy pole of my depravity !! Priceless 🤜💥🤛

Caroline Ahern looks so pretty. What a tragedy such a clever and talented woman was taken from us.

@drdrew7475

3 жыл бұрын

Shit, I didn't know :'(

@daverennix4332

3 жыл бұрын

5 years gone this month. Sadly missed 😥

@lesley9989

2 жыл бұрын

Very sad. She was so talented

@TheWaveGoodbye-Music

Жыл бұрын

I only found this show after Antony quoted it on the royle family

@michaelwoolley1913

Жыл бұрын

And beaten up by that knob

That's a Smashing blouse you've got on 🤣

Mr Whitehouse comedic genius

Paul’s not only a comedian. He’s a fantastic actor. Like frighteningly fantastic. It can only be his own reluctance to venture outside the UK that’s kept him from the bright lights of Hollywood. People get Oscars for acting like his.

@arturs2436

6 ай бұрын

Closer he has been of Hollywood probably was his role has Anatas Mikoyan in the 2017 movie"Death of Stalin" (a movie in which for ex Steve Buscemi plays the role of Nikita Khrushchev). Also to note the voice roles:1) Has"Thackery" in the 2016 movie "Alice Through the Looking Glass"(in which Johnny Depp(who admires him) has"Hatter Tarrant Hightopp) and 2)Has"William Van Dort / Mayhew / Paul the Head Waiter" in the 2006 Tim Burton movie"Corpse Bride"(Depp had the main voice role).

@jennifersivewright3117

3 ай бұрын

He’s an amazing singer, too. Saw the Fast Show Live and Paul Whitehouse is constantly funny.

Brilliant. Thanks for posting... although I may not watch "Father Brown" again in quite the same way!

Watch out Kenneth, he's a live one! 😆

"The Bentley approach, rather than the Morgan?" JFC 😂

I was not prepared for youngy Depp to step into their shop😂

@HenryRuins

Жыл бұрын

He was actually a huge fan of the Fast Show so that's why he was in the farewell episode in 2000 and in a 2015 interview, he commented: "It was absolutely one of my proudest achievements. No question

Awww Johnny....he's always wanted to be a part of this sketch. I bet he loved it and had a blast. Bless his heart.

@arturs2436

6 ай бұрын

And did it for free. He used a quote of the Rowley Birkin, QC sketch line has Sparrow"so then they made me chief" if im not mixing up. Also Paul Whitehouse later did voice roles Has"Thackery" in the 2016 movie "Alice Through the Looking Glass"and 2)Has"William Van Dort / Mayhew / Paul the Head Waiter" in the 2006 Tim Burton movie"Corpse Bride"-both movies in which Depp had the or 1 of the main roles.

I love that in the 3rd sketch Arabella Weir can't help buy laugh through the entire thing

Just been given visions of Arabella Weir making those noises... Damn.

Did she look at you like a little faun caught in the headlights sir ?...priceless

They must have had a blast making these. Brilliant stuff and a good dose of humor during this corona problem.

God! They all look so young in this.

17:07 Ken: These are jackets, these are shirts, and this, of course . . . is a TROUSER! Ken and Kenneth: OOH! I think I have watched every one of these sketches a dozen times or more, and they still make me laugh.

''oh dolly,you give me the horn!'' *ded with laughter*

Waiter: Do you chew or do you swallow? Wife: I swallow. Waiter: Suits you sir!

@sirbarringtonwomblembe4098

4 жыл бұрын

'Suit' you sir!

Unless we show them , the kids of today won’t know comedy

Pure pure class proud to be British

@ajs41

3 жыл бұрын

Suit you.

@willcannon8875

3 жыл бұрын

@@ajs41 No no....suit you sir"

Brutal but strangely compelling...Ooh!

Have you ever sampled the unique delights of a lady man? 😂

love it, reminds me of my younger days

I remember assistants like this in gentleman's outfitters in the 60s and 70s

Brilliant. Love theses

at 4:31 She failed dismally to not laugh. XD probably peed a little too. ORH! Suit you sir! ORH! And the special appearance by Johnny Depp was a surprise back in the day when I first watched this show.

"Oh suits you Sir, do you want it? Do you Sir? Oh! oh! oh! "OF COURSE HE WANTS IT, IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY PRESENT!"

bloody perfect!

Will you be getting your own secretary, Sir?!

'Do you ever have occasion to beat yourself off young sir?' Chris Morris: 'And who would pay for the dry cleaning?'

Thank GOD for women's liberation!

There is a tailors near my house in Sydney Australia called "Suits Thee". I suspect it is named after these sketches.

Fantastic! 😉 😉

"did she want it, sir?"

Up against a tree oh suit you.

@richardlloyd2589

3 жыл бұрын

Craig Stirling Did she have a leaf on sir? Did it cover your branch sir?

@craigstirling608

3 жыл бұрын

@@richardlloyd2589 was there any suggestion of a blindfold sir??

@richardlloyd2589

3 жыл бұрын

Craig Stirling Did you get any sap on you sir?

5.58 Simon Day is trying not to crease up.

Betty Swollocks lol, classic!

Did she want it…Legends.

Some of the real life suit fitters were actually a little bit like this. I think it was inspired by real life.

@ajs41

3 жыл бұрын

Definitely. One of the inspirations was a man who worked for Hackney council who used to talk in a very similar way to this. They talk about it on the programme about The Fast Show which is on KZread.

@darkstar2315

3 жыл бұрын

@@ajs41 oh thanks for the reply. Yes that talking heads show rings a bell, great series so it was!

Amazing, but imagine if it was made today...

20:26 The best form of defence is attack. "Look out ken he's a live one"

Ooh suit you sir

''was there a tree,perhaps''lol.

Will you be dinging and donging tonight sir?😂

Mr Whitehouse could be an excellent Kenneth Williams here.

I’ve started saying to my girlfriend “I’m going to give you a jolly good seeing to”. She laughs, she doesn’t know where it’s from. She thinks I’m talking like Boris Johnson. And if she misbehaved I warn her that I’m going to h e to give her a ‘bloody good seeing to. And once I’ve done it, I say ‘And let that be a lesson to you’ haha

@kevinjackson6387

3 жыл бұрын

Ooo suits you

Took me literal decades before I realised it was "suit you" and not "suits you".

Love the bit Where Arabella is trying not to Laugh

Madams done it now madam

Never get tired of this. Ooo.

Pure Gold.

Those guys crack me up!

Pure class.

"Course he wants it, it's his birthday present!"

9:50 I'll have what she's having...

Do you want it sir!

Ooohhh

25:14 Mark Mylod, director. He directs Succession. Crikey, he doesn’t seem old enough to have been running a show as far back as this. He must’ve been a baby.

''ah,ah!''lol.

9:50marks and spencers chocolate dessert adverts in a nutshell.

@Danlows1

3 жыл бұрын

The “tongue” part gets me every time🤣

yea this the bestest Deep Space 9 scene ever

Think we need a new special ... I'd watch 30 mins or a hour of this 😂

Have you watched The Fast Show? They were the best characters by far.

I used to work onboard Intercity trains, and a passenger asked me how I was I replied radiant sir radiant, whoosh.

@chrisprice4221

6 ай бұрын

Different sketch (jazz club) but I offend reply "riddled with self doubt and syphylis"

Legendary comedy! "Oh radiant!"

Oooo...

Father Brown brought me here....

1:56

WITH AN OWL

@ColinIngus1

3 жыл бұрын

Trapped In a HOLE!!!

@CarBore

2 жыл бұрын

@@ColinIngus1 In the middle of the night!!!!!

The ladies sir hooooooo suts you

@Hellwyck

3 жыл бұрын

OOH not hooo

Just noticed the bloke in second sketch is Clinton Baptiste from Phoenix Nights

Quim City...

@patagualianmostly7437

3 жыл бұрын

Love that phrase... Not heard it for years. Was the norm in my youth!

Suits us sir ☺️😊

Bangkok everything goes out there sir

Can I watch sir

This is why I generally avoid shop assistants.