"Did you choose your wife randomly at work on a computer?" Happens quite a lot these days.

Genius. Simon Day was perfect. Every pub used to have one of these dudes.

@danielwilliamson6180

3 жыл бұрын

Simon Day is a comic genius.

@stephendines1936

2 жыл бұрын

Some still have.

@ksportz66

2 жыл бұрын

The fruit machine interference…

@A-small-amount-of-peas

2 жыл бұрын

He based it on his younger self. He was that dude

@CARLIN4737

2 жыл бұрын

they certainly did in London.

"Have you read my book? It's called, 'In, Out, Put the Kettle On'".

there's a bloke like this in every pub

@fdfsdfsvsfgsg4888

3 жыл бұрын

Only in shit pubs in your shit estate.

@theculturedthug6609

3 жыл бұрын

@@fdfsdfsvsfgsg4888 There is always a gobshite like you in every KZread video.

@howdj

3 жыл бұрын

@@theculturedthug6609 he's right though

@keef71

3 жыл бұрын

just like there's always a weirdo on the bus - if you can't see one, then it must be you!

He’s salt of the earth that guy, he makes pubs what they are !

Utmost respect for Simon Day. The fast show was the funniest.

"Nearby". My favourite ever.

The money sketch was hilarious

So glad the fast show is finally in Finnish

British comedy is the best.

I actually knew someone like him , I didn’t go the pub much but every time I went he was in lol

The one at my old local was a bloke called Robin, always full of crap advice when playing a shot on the pool table.

I know people like this - gets involved when no-one wants help; makes a complete f*ck-up; gets aggressive & acts like it's everyone elses fault!

The juke box ‘kids are united’ bit really made me laugh

"And it's me darts arm!" 😂😂😂

@dancox5706

3 жыл бұрын

Brilliant! Think he was going to laugh after that!

The kids are united bit always makes me laugh the way he just gose mental lol.

Just utterly brilliant !!!!!!!!!! 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

"..me..v-neck jumper.. ..playin' the spoons" 🤗

Brilliant! Billy don't be an hero (paper lace) lol 😂 Donna Ewin behind the bar (page 3 girl) 👍🇬🇧

Billy Bleach. Fantastic, one of my favourite characters

the last sketch is genius

the best sketch in one of the funniest comedy shows

The amount of times he'd have been barred from that pub. XD

'helping' sorting out the money 🤣🤣

Simon Day is so underrated.

@howdj

3 жыл бұрын

By who? He's a sketch comedy legend.

"One on the black in this pub". Finally got it! 🎯

" 'old the bells! 'old the bells !"

I was Billy bleach in the 80s when it came to Fruit machines. I'd tell people to turn the machine off then on, convince them it was about to pay out. Soon as they done their money in and left, I'd be in there. :)

"Cryogenics, that's me long-term banker"

The cut out "His mum was French and his dad was French. He was a c**t." :(

just read his book - very entertaining and interesting. simon day is an underrated comic - although he explains in the book that his low profile is something of a deliberate choice. definitely recommend the book. this character is called "billy bleach" btw.

@duketranslucent3rd

Жыл бұрын

I'd love it if his book was actually called In, Out, Put the Kettle On.

@pigknickers2975

8 күн бұрын

@@duketranslucent3rd hahahahahahaha

Never trust a stranger in the pub.

I made my mates watch Fast Show, they didn't like it...made em watch it again and they chuckled a bit..a couple of episodes later and they were hooked

Is chanel 9 providing the subtitles

just the best wtf happened to humour these days

Billy don't be a Hero!!!

I've been looking for this for weeks. It's all in the last minute.

I remember one where he said his specialist subject was guns and knives

I don't know who it is, but I know a guy exactly like this.

Back in the days when you didn’t tuck in your shirt. Looks ridiculous now. 😅😅

Simon Day was this bloke back in the day, he was addicted to fruit machines.

@stevebrizzle

2 жыл бұрын

Not to mention crack cocaine

Dont get out your pram! Mate :'(

Pick it out of that lot!

"Another man I know, his old man was French and his mother was French and he was a c..." [smash cut to next sketch] Priceless.

@stoopid79

3 жыл бұрын

ludocrat amen to that☑️☑️☑️

@rogerkay8603

2 жыл бұрын

Ha, still love that from the first time I saw it.

The golden tickle, LOL. :D

the zenith of the internet - billy bleach on youtube with finnish subtitles!. just read simon's book - a very troubled individual but honest with it. btw someone's sittin there mate

@theculturedthug6609

2 жыл бұрын

He was addicted to fruit machines.

Mark Williams pulls the Brummie about to lamp. Well it didn't

Dont get out your pram mate! 😄

Bono estente, heth eth eth eth... hold the bells senor, et apologios.

Billy bleach is his name.

@Gubalicious

2 жыл бұрын

Fruit machines are his game

Love the subtitles.😂

THIS ,MAN IS A GENIUS!!!!

0:14 : Mr.Weasely blending in with the muggles..

Brilliant. semi, coupe of kids, bunk up on a Thursday…..

reminds me of all the "not financial advisors" on youtube these days that spend all their time giving shitty advice and opinions on crypto and stock.

SWISS ARAB! Crying! 😂😂🤣🤣👏

The Twilight Zone doesn't have bells or a £3.20 win. Totally ruined it for me. The sounds were also wrong.

Nailed it! :)

Brendon Bleach (the character) seen him live in Colchester so funny. He also did Arthur Askey.

27 - nah thats crap

3:46 me after 5 minutes of working.

Finnish subtitles… this is lithe langues dynamic in my house

don't get out your pram im tryna do you a fkn favour 🤣🤣

You'd punch him out wouldn't u :) Great Comedian

A Spanish person trained perhaps for international diplomacy was laughing-

Why did you fade out on the best bit?!?!?!?!?!

Got matey at work like that

Very well made, but boring patterns 😂😂😂

The subturtles made no sense!

OH THE PUB

Pub Guy? How dare you. Billy Bleach to you!

Hold the bells

Are the subtitles in Finnish?

@zakallin

3 жыл бұрын

Yes they are.

@rimeoftheancientmariner

3 жыл бұрын

@@zakallin Hyvä, it's an amazing language to hear

Double quick come on.

Translated=maybe funnier than Monty Python

Nearby

“Mansplaining” is an obnoxious term but that’s what these guys do

What is he doing at 0:13?

1:38 2:28 3:16 3:52 and 9:57 LOL

@She_Gave_Me_Quite_a_Show-_-

4 жыл бұрын

u forgot the ending mate, 12:20 :P

@cymro6537

3 жыл бұрын

Are those your lottery numbers ?😏

@danielwilliamson6180

3 жыл бұрын

@@cymro6537 No. They were bits with Billy Bleach that made me laugh.

@cymro6537

3 жыл бұрын

@@danielwilliamson6180 O lordy ,I've been rumbled - my name is Colin Hunt .

@danielwilliamson6180

3 жыл бұрын

@@cymro6537 Your name is Colin Hunt?

I'm sure the Fast Show morphed into make me corpse they were that good-he smiles

Whatever happened to comedy ??

@Kraken54321

Жыл бұрын

The snowflake brigade destroyed it forever.

Oh No...FFS Please don't subtitle English humour with EE language....

@desertmandan123

3 жыл бұрын

@Glen W Boutros Boutros Gahli

@lennokki

3 жыл бұрын

EE?

@KrillLiberator

3 жыл бұрын

EE is a mobile phone service provider...

The character's name was Billy Bleach, by the way.

Bunk up on a fursday😅

Hold the bells