Stupid Texts from Musicians to Engineers - #23
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“Reputation can get you better lunch in the future” Im fucking dead
@Thindoublechin
3 ай бұрын
Like A&W instead of McDonald's 😂
"PS: Our drummer died. He tried to leap from the rafters onto his drum stool, missed, and impaled himself on the hi-hat stand. No big loss. I just bought EZ Drummer on-sale." Henning sounds much better with his voice sped up.
@scottydogg278
5 жыл бұрын
Is that who it was? I spent the whole vid wondering who it was lol (if mentioned in the vid, I definitely missed it)
@adamfox9651
5 жыл бұрын
If it's not him, it's a spot-on imitation.
@SpectreSoundStudios
5 жыл бұрын
It's the first time in his life that he's actually funny :)
@adamfox9651
5 жыл бұрын
Well, the first time he's been intentionally funny, at least.
@breachncleargaming344
5 жыл бұрын
ScottyDogg 3:33
"Too much fret buzz, need a new guitar" That just sounds like an excuse you give your wife lmao
@stevec6427
3 жыл бұрын
You need excuses to buy a new guitar? I just use the old "That's not new, I've had it for years but didn't really play it"
I listened to Judas Priest's Painkiller album for the first time the other day, front to back, and it was awesome. The drumming on it was one of the best drum performances I'd ever heard. Anyone who says Priest isn't metal is a gatekeeping moron.
@andyh0010
5 жыл бұрын
That was my first Priest album.... I then went and bought all of them on cassette !! And then later on vinyl, and then on CD.
@yoshikamiyafujidesu
2 жыл бұрын
When I heard Breaking the Law first, I thought Judas Priest wasn't very metal and more hard rock stuff. Then I heard Painkiller (the song) and was blown away. That song is a serious headbanger.
@matthewatwood8641
Жыл бұрын
Anyone who says Priest isn't Metal isn't down with Metal.
@dannygray-mi3xn
Жыл бұрын
Anyone who doesn't think Preist are metal is actually someone not fortunate enough to live through the glory days.... and a complete moron.
@DannyG-cv8so
3 ай бұрын
Black Sabbath may have invented heavy metal, but Priest perfected it. Kids eh, Don’t they make you laugh sometimes?
We werent ready for this
@user-mz8iu7qx4n
5 жыл бұрын
No
@blake59
5 жыл бұрын
@@user-mz8iu7qx4n shut up rudy
@awsti8337
5 жыл бұрын
since i found your channel i keep seeing you everywhere now
@lauragarcia4037
3 жыл бұрын
Classic funny braa , love it xo
3:08 pasting before the copy... that bothered me more than it should.
@sparkplug1018
5 жыл бұрын
Considering that when producing music, the result is the same either way, its fine.
@Module79L
5 жыл бұрын
@@sparkplug1018 - It's not fine because you can't paste anything that you haven't copied yet. XD
@memsus2346
5 жыл бұрын
well I guess he never does it lol
@KerriHooper
5 жыл бұрын
@ChrisHallett83 xD
@Danny_Aniss
5 жыл бұрын
bothered the living shit out of me
Glenn uses copy paste so infrequently he got the order of ctrl+c ctrl+v backwards. You're claim of not using copy paste has been offically validated.
@TeadsTV
5 жыл бұрын
I was just gonna post about this. Ha Yeah, he had it backwards. 👍
@LaughWhileItsStillLegal
5 жыл бұрын
I do it with a rightclick.Maybe Glen does that too?
@dushk0
5 жыл бұрын
@@LaughWhileItsStillLegal definitely looks like that. I mean ass-kissers should stop pretending that messing up (or not having a skill) is a proof of skill. It is not.
@Cyb3rSix
5 жыл бұрын
I love how fricker loved every one else's comment but skipped over yours.
@rhettbarragan5868
5 жыл бұрын
Dušan Barlík what you said makes absolutely no fucking sense. just fyi
Here's a free tip for the band who's going to record in a studio for the first time: Be sure to have 150% of the agreed payment at your disposal. That way you'll never end up making an ass out of yourself, when the tech actually wants money for doing extra work. It's in high value to be known as a serious musicians in studio circles
@SpectreSoundStudios
5 жыл бұрын
Damn good idea, Hank!!
@deandarvin553
Жыл бұрын
There's hope for you yet
The jokes about the drummer falling made me laugh so damn hard, i haven’t been feeling too hot lately and I really needed that. Thank you dude👊🏻
@SpectreSoundStudios
5 жыл бұрын
Glad I could make your day!
PLEASE make a "There's nothing unique about sounding like shit" shirt!!!
@SpectreSoundStudios
5 жыл бұрын
maybe!
@drummered6695
5 жыл бұрын
lmao! I was thinking the same thing hahaha
@TimmyTantrum
5 жыл бұрын
I say this as someone who hasn't yet bought an SMG shirt... I'd buy this shirt, then buy another to give to my (actually competent) bassist.
@FirestormAudio
5 жыл бұрын
@@SpectreSoundStudios Glenn, I would buy this shirt too!!
@dushk0
5 жыл бұрын
Or just "I'm a lame unfunny boring lame unfunny normie". That would cover all the future good idea requests of the dudes above.
Man I missed this series. I almost want more people to be stupid so we can laugh at them more
@TheMrericmichel
5 жыл бұрын
Never fear, people will always be stupid! There's more and more people everyday, therefore more and more stupid!
@sparkplug1018
5 жыл бұрын
If he expands this series beyond musicians, he could make the entire channel about this.
@chrispham6599
3 жыл бұрын
I kind of don't
@southerntrendkiller2632
2 жыл бұрын
It’s 3 years later…have you had a shortage of stupid yet?
"There's nothing unique about sounding like shit" Well said Glenn
The idiotic "it used to be metal but now it is rock" BS is enormously prevalent, and I am really happy that you finally spoke out about it. I'll bookmark this for later reference.
@SpectreSoundStudios
5 жыл бұрын
It's still metal. The new stuff is just a carbon copy of itself.
@tlk2ty
5 жыл бұрын
@@SpectreSoundStudios the guy was talking about guitar tones. I don't know why you brought in drums.
@flacidhouse350
5 жыл бұрын
Metal is rock.
@kospandx
5 жыл бұрын
@@tlk2ty "The guitarists and drummers need to keep dialling in in better quality tones…"
@tlk2ty
5 жыл бұрын
@@kospandx dang. I guess he did talk about drums.
"Exposure leads to more money down the line" No, working for exposure leads to more people begging you to work for exposure - because you did it for that one guy, so why not for this new guy too?
"But let's think D.I.Y./pro-bono, for now," because I have a piano degree that will rock your world!
That drummer really loves crashes
@henrylicious
5 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there.
@350606
5 жыл бұрын
Insert ba-dum-tss here?? Oh, the drummer is dead...
@dmoneyonair
4 жыл бұрын
😫💥🥁
That stevie t joke was brutal.
The "also our drummer died" thing is a meme, Glenn. Some other band made a similar announcement a few months back and ended it with that, only to reveal the "also our drummer died" part was for shits and giggles. Cheers :)
"Reputation doesn't feed me lunch" and "Exposure is what people die from" is something we need on a shirt.
My personal opinion of modern metal is that not only the bands, but even whole genres are so homogenous. Check out Sad Wings of Destiny-high energy metal, stomping crushing metal, and even an awkward piano crooner. And yeah. It sounds pretty funny today, but this explains two reasons I like them: they had wide tonal and expressive variation and they were willing to take risks. The reason the early giants deserve respect is I their music, but also in their courage to do something different. For all the bravado and production of modern metal, I’d say they are musical cowards. Think you aren’t? Then play a six minute piano ballad in a semi-operatic construct at your next show.
@SpectreSoundStudios
5 жыл бұрын
Sad Wings is my favorite record, EVER. Because of aforementioned stylistic shifts & just overall awesome songwriting.
Caption: "the mic really gives an aggressive tone when you cup it's balls."
@mikefleet6986
5 жыл бұрын
**mic coughs**
@SpectreSoundStudios
5 жыл бұрын
lmfao!
@sparkplug1018
5 жыл бұрын
Deep throating the mic since 2018!
Seriously Glen? Right as I show up to class? Well I guess school"s gonna have to wait a bit
@SpectreSoundStudios
5 жыл бұрын
You won't miss much anyway!
I'm suddenly reminded of Spinal Tap and their history with drummers.
Live the Stevie T dig
@blake59
5 жыл бұрын
It was just jealousy... Steve t does suck though.....
@trendmassacre8423
5 жыл бұрын
Stevie T cracks me up, and he plays guitar very well!
@dmoneyonair
4 жыл бұрын
Ugh the dragonforce thing though
@Stevenirons
4 жыл бұрын
@@dmoneyonair The fuck is wrong with DragonForce??
@Stevenirons
4 жыл бұрын
Stevie T is Hilarious and a super shredder. Not sure why he's getting hate
Drummer uses body to play kit
@sparkplug1018
5 жыл бұрын
A very unique and rare style, seldom seen in high level play these days.
@xenonvinc
5 жыл бұрын
Its not very effective
@dushk0
5 жыл бұрын
Is he extremely talented, though?
@MadscientistRookie
5 жыл бұрын
Dušan Barlík I would imagine being known as the drummer who body slams his kit must have given his band some traction, who knows what recording studio session you’d get from him and his band
@sassycat
5 жыл бұрын
Worked for Keith Moon on occasion.
Oh yeah... The drummer died. Pressing F...
@tylerjohnson7971
5 жыл бұрын
F
@Rebar77_real
5 жыл бұрын
F
@zackfirestone6677
5 жыл бұрын
F
@HeroSword_P
5 жыл бұрын
F
@somegingerdude8110
5 жыл бұрын
F
Caption contest: "Man, my mic is getting feedback from my monitor. Cupping it will defently reduce it!"
I really should stop blocking cheap promoters looking to hire for live sound production and send you their stuff. It's a bit redundant. "Got a gig for you. Pay is exposure" or variations of the "you're not gonna get paid" theme. I refuse. Then they go ballistic. A recent one a promoter who I refused but threatened me by saying they've already put my information on their promotional material. Refused to sign a contract, so of course wouldn't make a deposit and I even said "I'm not going to take the gig". Then I get a call the day off being screamed at 'Where the hell are you?" Uh, I'm at home, about to do some car repairs, since I don't have any bookings with contracts for today. These never get old! Thanks for making this Wednesday great!
@SpectreSoundStudios
5 жыл бұрын
Send me screenshots!
Caption: When you can hear yourself in the monitors for a change and realize the mix will sound better if you unplug your mic.
@SpectreSoundStudios
5 жыл бұрын
lol
Finally another stupid texts! I've been looking forward to this for a long time.
@SpectreSoundStudios
5 жыл бұрын
I hope it didn't disappoint!
@kospandx
5 жыл бұрын
@@SpectreSoundStudios Not at all! People are obviously as dumb as ever!
Caption: If the mic cups came in sizes, this would be a 48 oz.
"Metalcore vocalist gets high before show, starts eating microphone while screaming about how it sounds fine"
@SpectreSoundStudios
5 жыл бұрын
I think that happens way too much!
The voice acting was awesome!
Drop A# with 9's made my day
@TheChadPad
5 жыл бұрын
Alessandro Arzilli they must like spaghetti
@AleArzMusic
5 жыл бұрын
@@TheChadPad 😂😂😂 absolutely, more a sitar than an electric
@stephenlindsay3792
5 жыл бұрын
@@AleArzMusic shitar
@AleArzMusic
4 жыл бұрын
@u mama uhhh this thread is still alive
@AleArzMusic
4 жыл бұрын
@u mama yeahhhhh
I love Henning reading these. He needs to do voiceover work.
I'm ashamed to be a musician after watching these all over again for like the 5th time. Never gets old. Thanks for the endless knowledge and entertainment Glenn!!
Wait, you mean recording isn't a public service?!?
@SpectreSoundStudios
5 жыл бұрын
Shocking, I know!
@flacidhouse350
5 жыл бұрын
I guess if you are recording "we are the world" or something, that would make sense. Maybe if you are producing an album for a high school jazz band?
"I wanted to play some Vhidafvahrjia" 11:59 DEAD
@OmizaruHaven
4 жыл бұрын
T H A L L
So I guess B.B. King is no longer blues? Elvis is no longer rock n' roll.... Sorry dude, the definition of "heavy metal" was already set by Priest, Maiden and Sabbath. If you don't sound like them, perhaps you're not "heavy metal."
@flacidhouse350
5 жыл бұрын
The definition of Metal was set by Zep before those bands existed.
@FilipPandrc
5 жыл бұрын
LZ is blues rock @@flacidhouse350
@flacidhouse350
5 жыл бұрын
@@FilipPandrc Then why is heavy Metal named after them? There is no heavy metal in Sabbath's name. Why isn't Heavy Metal called "Chromatic Day" music? I know why, it's because the term heavy metal was created to describe the way Led Zeppelin sounded, the sound Sabbath liked so much that they copied.
@blake59
5 жыл бұрын
@gooney0 are you retarded or something? classical and pop genres wouldn't exist if you use your autistic logic....
Caption: "I just assumed this would get a decent sound from the mic since it gets GREAT sound from my boyfriend."
5:24 ooof shots fired, it's like a Canadian Civil War in here.
@SpectreSoundStudios
5 жыл бұрын
I'll buy him a coffee at Timmy's.
Still watching Butthurt Song but 2 videos on the same day! Score!!!
@SpectreSoundStudios
5 жыл бұрын
Fuck, that came out today? shit! That wasn't supposed to come out till next week! DOH!
LMAO Henning nailed reading the texts, you could really feel the stupid and whiny in his performance. Jared nailed the pompous one too!
Hey give the drummer credit. He managed to hit his head on beat 1
@SpectreSoundStudios
5 жыл бұрын
nah, he was early. Watch again.
@codydrummer
5 жыл бұрын
@@SpectreSoundStudios you're right. I thought it was his hand that hit the cymbal and his head hit the bass drum, but it is his head that hit the cymbal
@kjl3080
2 жыл бұрын
Nah it was syncopated
Caption: "And my hand, my hand's not far away. And my hand, my hand's right in my face. My thumb smells like mayonnaise."
@SpectreSoundStudios
5 жыл бұрын
LMFAO!!!!!
Caption: “Don’t worry, I practice on my boyfriend all the time!”
I tried to be in a band with a sound engineer once. He literally tried to "repair" ALL the music we recorded without consulting us. It became so unproductive and soulless we told him to lose our phone numbers.
Yo what’s up Glenn,I started vocals when I was 15 (around 2018) and my arrogant ass hated your videos because you criticized mic cupping (which I did often when starting out) it took me two years to realize you were right and that completely changed how I sounded,I just wanted to say thank you for leading me to improve myself vocal technique wise,your videos have helped me learn how to take criticism and made me less skeptical of change/improvement,so thank you bro,keep doing what you do man.🤘
I think the drummer dying was a Spinal Tap reference.
@dionr1168
5 жыл бұрын
It was also a complete fucking hoax!
holy shit i can't believe i landed on this uploaded same day, just found your channel this past week been watching the shit out of these so funny, great work man!
Just stumbled into this vid while surfing and while I have absolutely NO IDEA about the music industry, this was freakin' hilarious. And there's 22 more of these, you say? Wow. Thanks for the laughs.
Glen, never ever stop what you’re doing! I have learned a ton from you when it comes to guitar amps and just ton in general. Thanks again Glen!
Caption: if Jared Dines and the infamous MA'AM had a baby
@StrainCheck420
5 жыл бұрын
Amazing 😁😁
@johnboyle3297
5 жыл бұрын
Who you gonna call...........cause you can never find a good exorcist when you need one
@TheAxe4Ever
5 жыл бұрын
Bar Goldstein Or Jared Dines and Rosie O’Donnell.
@deajae1974
5 жыл бұрын
Dammit!!!! I thought it was Jared Dines.
I like your use of "they're" on the intro card to troll the grammar nazis
@SpectreSoundStudios
5 жыл бұрын
Someone finally got it!
@thezeroroom
5 жыл бұрын
Thank goodness I didn't call him out on it.
@TechTomVideo
5 жыл бұрын
Well... That's one possibility.... On the other hand.... He is sort of musician 😉
@flacidhouse350
5 жыл бұрын
Whatever. He is a grammar NAZI. He just fucked up.
7:02 "Infinite, but let's think DIY/pro-bono for now" *Infinity and Zero are NOT the same thing!*
New Subscriber here. Dig the channel. Very informative (I've learned a lot), and also very entertaining! Keep it up, especially with bassist digs! jaja!
Was that Eytschpi42 reading some of the texts? If so, keep him reading them as it was fucking great!
@ZachComa
5 жыл бұрын
No amount of speed can hide Henning's distinct voice
@SpectreSoundStudios
5 жыл бұрын
The only guy in the world who have have his voice sped up & still sound bald!
@nickdowe4887
5 жыл бұрын
@@SpectreSoundStudios omg I laughed way too hard at this
@sassycat
5 жыл бұрын
Going back to watch this again at half speed. 😁
Just to be sure you'll see this: Master channel in Reaper has mono button, but all DAW nowdays. But I noticed recently that it has a few mono models: L+R (which is default), only L or only R or L-R. So, what should I use for mixing? What mono model most modern mono systems rely on? Asking cuz if I switch to Only L model all my sound suddenly gain better mono compitability, but I don't know if that's right for best transfer to other systems. I suspect the answer is it's always left, but I want to be sure.
@trikone14
5 жыл бұрын
Stereo in analog consoles was 2 mono channels on called L outputting to the left speaker and called R outputting to the right. These are represented on reaper by the L or R mono channels. You should instead use the L+R which compacts both channels into one so everything still works clean even if you do have elements panned.
@trikone14
5 жыл бұрын
Also mono compatibility comes from not having a lot of stereo separation and effects like phaser,chorus,LFO's etc. Try to remove these before trying to mix in mono. Adding them later on is fine as long as you dont mess up the phase or add gain.
@ZethKeeper
5 жыл бұрын
Thanks. The thing is, if I switch to Only L, is sounds cleaner than L+R to me. And also, all mono instruments and synths are usually utilizing L channel for mono, so, here comes my question =)
@martinhauge4325
5 жыл бұрын
You would normally mix in stereo. If you're in mono it's usually to check that your mix will still work on mono systems, and then you need to use L + R, because that's what they do. This is where problems like cancellation between the two sides will show up. Only L or only R is just for listening to one side at a time, not usually something you want. It's a bit like a solo button, almost. You mention mono instruments using L, that's not really true. They just use one half of a stereo channel, it doesn't matter which. They should get panned to somewhere else in the stereo image anyways (you don't want all your mono instruments to end up in the left speaker!). L - R is also for special purposes, it sort of removes the center and lets you listen to the sides only - if you ever come across mid/side stereo that's L-R in one channel and L+R in the other, but it's not something you'd normally use. If L sounds better than L + R, that means that you have elements in L and R that cancel each other out, that's exactly the sort of problem you try to spot by listening in mono.
@ZethKeeper
5 жыл бұрын
Thanks much, Martin. That's the answer I was looking for.
Maybe a new shirt that reads “Cup your balls, not your mic!” would help get the word out.
As Ron White says “You can’t fix stupid!” 😆
2 vids in 1 day? N I C E
@SpectreSoundStudios
5 жыл бұрын
That was a bit of an error, but ok.....
It's been too long, these kill me 😂😅
@SpectreSoundStudios
5 жыл бұрын
had some guests on this one... it took a while to put together!
The drummer hit the "Crash" cymbal. WAY TO GO!!! 😂
“ Lead singer seeks submissive band mates with high skill level and proficiency. Bi curious a plus “ Dunno why these never get old. LMFAO
10:32 if an Oblivion NPC started a band
Caption "and holding you're shake weight firmly... ...lets start with the neck"
@SpectreSoundStudios
5 жыл бұрын
lol
Creativeness in NOT paying is an art form in itself sir...BRAVO xo
This dude reminds me of the Mad Money guy. He gives you helpful information but can’t stop yelling at you.
To their engineers* Sorry to be that guy man! Thanks for the content.
@silverdrumvideo
5 жыл бұрын
Glenn does that on purpose.
Hey, did you guys know that this was sponsored by Distrokid? Also, fun fact! This is sponsored by Distrokid! P.S. This video was sponsored by Distrokid. #sponsoredbydistrokid This message brought to you by.... DISTROKID!
"Leave it to the drummer to come in before the intro finished." 😂😂
I've had a drummer die. Brendan was a multi instrumentalist with a hell of a lot of groove behind the kit. RIP. Excellent musician gone way too soon.
Caption: Vocalists reaction when Glenn says "don't cup the mic".
10:33 must be from Jared Threatin...
@SpectreSoundStudios
5 жыл бұрын
Nah, not narcissistic enough!
A new Stupid Musician Texts?! Happy Birthday to me! Thanks for two awesome uploads on my birthday Glenn!
"Guitar players are intellectually superior to others in the band..." Wow, you said that without cracking, Impressive.
@flacidhouse350
5 жыл бұрын
Guitar players think they are smart.
Priest, Maiden, Sabbath etc are more metal than the metal bands these days.
@ItalianAvalanche
5 жыл бұрын
Nah
@flacidhouse350
5 жыл бұрын
@@ItalianAvalanche All new metal bands today used click tracks, and are therefore pussies.
I’d seriously recommend distrokid to any and all musicians. Because of the ease of using distrokid, my band releases all our music out to every streaming platform with no hassle. Although just getting over 100,000 streams across all platforms, we’ve only made 178 dollars so far... It just goes to show that technology is a blessing and a curse
I have been binge watching these, “stupid text” videos. You’re the shit, man. Keep doing your thing. \m/
You can loop that video of the drummer falling onto his kit for 30 minutes straight...and I'd watch every second of it...
the jokes about that drummer falling on his face into his kit.... ahahahahaahaha god damn it Glenn
I recently graduated from university and have produced, mixed and engineered only 2 artists songs with those clients walking away happy with their mixes. and NOW finally I have came across one of these assholes... a mate referred my services to someone and my life has been hell ever since! repeating myself over and over, trying get my price as low as he could and just not listening and being a dick. I’m not sure if I should send the screenshots with his name blurred out to your studios email... but it’s stressed me out so much, I have massive respect for how you can turn these texts into something hilarious, as stressfull as they all are. -Harry
I been DYING for a new stupid musician texts. Fuck yes keep up the awesome shit glen!
I started checking out this series a few weeks ago so it's cool to see a new video, this was hilarious man
Ahh, the caption contest... "Maybe if I cover the mic, no one will know I'm just burping the alphabet"
The vocalist in the ZZ Top cover sounded pretty convincing, would've still liked to see the actual show if it continued, also excuse me for asking but what's the song/s in the background at 10:35-11:17?
"there's nothing unique about sounding like shit folks... plenty of bands do it all the time" hahaaha I died
>Infinite budget >Pro-bono that translates as if the guy had actually no budget lmao
YESSS STARTING OUT WITH THE WITCHROT STATUS!!! i love this
Dude holding the mic caption: "Photo from the recording session for the epic voice-acting at 7:00 and 8:05."
@3:30 "Leave it to the drummer to come in way before the intro finished." lol You had me laughing so hard I dropped my macchiato, you prick!
Caption: Incessantly growling into store clerk's microphone: "I wish to speak with the manageeer!"
@SpectreSoundStudios
5 жыл бұрын
amazing!
Caption: Scientist says, "We've made a lifelike robot, but it literally cannot stop sucking cocks!" Person, "How is that a problem? Sounds great!" Scientist, "It's Male..." Person, "Just give it a microphone."
LOL Stevie T getting reamed by Glenn, best episode of stupid musician texts ever.
@SpectreSoundStudios
5 жыл бұрын
:)
"Reputation can help you get a better lunch in the future". Lost it at this point, perhaps the greatest sentence I've ever heard!
@flacidhouse350
5 жыл бұрын
He forgot to mention that the reputation that does that for you is "good customer."
@Anvilshock
5 жыл бұрын
Corollary: "… provided you don't starve in the present."
This is like Console Peasant Quotes but for audio engineers and I love it.
There's nothing unique about sounding like shit. I'm dyin.... that's my new mantra. Thanks for that :)
Damn, Glenn. Two new videos the same fucking day. Didn't expect that. You must have a lot of fucking free time. And it's good to see a new Stupid Musician Texts video.
This was fun!! I am happy to say as a guitarist and producer, I have never screwed a studio owner or engineer!! They are my best friends. If you want free use of a studio, create your own and learn how to use it. You pay engineers for their expertise and problem solving skills. Get the money together, get over it and get on to your music!!
Just came from Episode 25 of "Stupid Texts..." there's enough stupidity from musicians out there, to fuel this series for eons!