slightly misread the corny intro, he’s not an expert in stranger danger already but the dumbass is still supposed to teach kids to be safe after “learning”

@sweethater8558

5 жыл бұрын

You need to understand the lore of Corny.

@chrisstone9242

5 жыл бұрын

This is an important detail eddy I’m disappointed.....

@angrykidwithinternetaccess9862

5 жыл бұрын

Eddy Burback what is the song in the intros

@okdok5256

5 жыл бұрын

Bro we all watch RLM too. Just saying.

@johnbagley8211

5 жыл бұрын

Well, now you'll just have to apologize like Gus did. BTW, what is your take on Gus' condition? I mean, he makes claim to change, but I'm quite certain that it's an incurable psychological disease... Like pedophilia. Perhaps you should do a reaction video?

at this point letting corny be abducted is just pure darwinism

@PassCarrots

5 жыл бұрын

Let natural selection take him

@marredcheese

5 жыл бұрын

Seriously, the existence of a treat so tasty that he gets abducted every 2 minutes is an obvious failure of evolution.

@the3glendennings

4 жыл бұрын

Surprised darwinism took what it looks like 14 years to kick in. Geez

@xxIluvyouguysxx

4 жыл бұрын

Darwin didn’t know that aliens existed though

@kittywampusdrums4963

4 жыл бұрын

The alien is Bill from Amazing Live Seamonkeys with Howie Mandel

I can’t be the only one who sees the irony of an alien being abducted

@yourmominator

3 жыл бұрын

yea they know nothing of corny he could kill them with his finger but they still have the nerve also they have no idea whether he has reproductive organs soooooo

@Zimzamzoom95

3 жыл бұрын

the lamb sauce I think the irony he’s referring to is that, in popular culture, aliens have been the ones abducting people

@cakenbacon6177

3 жыл бұрын

pink sus what does him having reproductive organs have to do with anything?

@Lowly_Diver

3 жыл бұрын

yknow its stuff like this and the year 2020 that i think sometimes god lets satan makes stuff like this

@majorblitz3846

3 жыл бұрын

@@Zimzamzoom95 Can't wait till the future time when human actualy travel around with aliens, and suddenly the news break out that Alien protesters want to ban movie feature alien abduction and ban the word alien itself. Sorry, weird off-topic.

We had a teacher who was supposed to do the whole stranger danger thing, and instead she just coldly told the class "there are people who want to kidnap children and they use tricks to lure kids like you away from others. Many times those kids are never found. Don't go go with anyone you don't know". And damn that stuck with me and the entire class far more than "Capricorn the fugly alien wants to tell you to say no to free video games". Like what

@dragoblade2124

10 ай бұрын

Thats the only strategy that will work, just say the facts no matter how scary. That will stop kids.

@grae_x

9 ай бұрын

My middle school teacher said a similar thing- she even emphasized that hitting, kicking, scratching and biting was the best way to get someone to let go of you.

@caramel7149

8 ай бұрын

yeah, the brutal honesty is important and saves more lives than extremely indirect stuff that might not even impart the information it was hoping to.

@princess_ama

7 ай бұрын

My kindergarten teacher did something similar, and her message is still in my mind 17 years later. She even went as far as to say you shouldn’t take candy from strangers because the candy could make you sleepy and thus make it easier for someone to take you away.

@pisscvre69

2 ай бұрын

one of my earliest memories is my parents telling me if someone tried something press my thumbs into their eyes.. brutal but deserved for those kinds of people. having almost been trafficked before, fight. even if your to scared to put up much of a fight any at all helps they use fear to make it look like nothings happening, if they have a reason to fear they might be caught theyll likely give up, and report it, anonymously if thats more comfortable, at the time in the mental state i was in i barely managed to put up any fight but it saved me

I just feel the need to remind everyone that 95% of child sexual assaults are perpetrated by family members or other authority figures that the child knows and spends a lot of time with. And that fact deserves a lot more attention.

@greatpower6063

Жыл бұрын

Yep and the sad thing is this stuff still happens to kids everyday.

@Victoria42armstrong

Жыл бұрын

Thank you for saying this

@Imbatmn57

6 ай бұрын

This

@Sqwidiot

6 ай бұрын

it's insane to me that sexual assault exists *at all.* like... sex toys exist. is there some part of this I'm missing???

@subekennedy9554

6 ай бұрын

​@SqwidSqwid2593 some ppl get off to having complete control of someone and thats the driving force. Sane ppl like us will never understand, thankfully

Why are so many people trying to clap the alien kids cheeks

@thewritinglefty4889

4 жыл бұрын

Ghost's&Gumbo I laughed entirely too hard at this comment.

@declanlong4676

4 жыл бұрын

Wait yeah wtf

@user-s0m30n3

4 жыл бұрын

Alien fetish

@andnowyourot

4 жыл бұрын

You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life instead of hanging out in front of places selling weed and shit. Like, maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals and shit. Or maybe an astronaut. Yeah. Like, be the first motherfucker to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien lifeform... and fuck it. And people'd be like, "There he goes. Homeboy fucked a Martian once."

@fusakei1825

4 жыл бұрын

Ghost's&Gumbo he thicc boiii that’s a thiccassssboiiiiii

I feel kinda bad for the actors..."yeah I was in a film...I was cast as Child Molester #4"

@RandoomVeewer

5 жыл бұрын

I'm not a child molester i just play one on tv... 📺

@umphreak9999

5 жыл бұрын

as Josh said in Wheel of the Worst #13, "in a town full of molesters, the main molester is someone to be reckoned with"

@justasmltwngir1732

5 жыл бұрын

ROFL TURKEY Ikr, but at least gus managed to go on to have a successful career after acting out the “famous trap”!!

@joeybebop

5 жыл бұрын

Them trying to justify it to people like " No no no it wasn't super creepy, we had wacky music playing during the attempted kidnapping/rape so it's like super funny.."

@CosmicOwlChild

5 жыл бұрын

I'm dead

I cannot take the phrase "STREET SMARTS!" seriously anymore. It sends me down a rabbit hole of thoughts about secondary locations and throwing kidnappers off their rhythm.

@toasty5032

2 жыл бұрын

JJ Bittenbinder

@krystalschrand4256

Жыл бұрын

Can I have a monogrammed gold money clip and a hundred dollar bill?

@Skaaks

Жыл бұрын

BOOM ORANGE JUICE! Now I’ve thrown him off his rhythm!

@oldmanwolffe5248

9 ай бұрын

Now when they kidnap you and put you in their truck, you need to punch through the tail light and wave your hand around to call for help

@thewalkingbutter

6 ай бұрын

​@@krystalschrand4256dont worry, i'll only throw it away at the first sign of danger! THE MAN IN THE MUSTACHE TOLD ME TO DO IT!

I always wonder about the casting for these things. Like do they just post up "we need people who look like pedophiles" and the people just have to apply full of shame when the casting director is like "You! Your perfect!"

@lazerpie101

Жыл бұрын

No, they saw me luring a kid into an alleyway and offered me the job.

@earlahmer5528

10 ай бұрын

Especially the photographer. You can't get anymore stereotypical than that.

93% of child victims knew the predator. 34% are family members. Not really “stranger” danger.

@TheEatMeDrinkMe69

3 жыл бұрын

Facts. Stranger Safer. 😂

@KaelWrit

3 жыл бұрын

it’s kind of a victim-blaming attitude to some degree as a campaign. You do have to teach kids street smarts. Women like myself also learn specific street smarts. but if you are a child in particular, you really dont have a lot of power in the situation and most of the time you as the victim could not really have prevented it. Society as a whole has to take more responsibility for things like listening to kids when they say they are being abused at home and actually following through on stopping that abuse. Learning street smarts is essential and vital, but so is being realistic about how adults have to step up.

@adog3129

3 жыл бұрын

@@KaelWrit preach

@NorthernGreenEyes

3 жыл бұрын

Truth

@mulethedonkey2579

3 жыл бұрын

7% still matter too tho

When I was little, a woman came up to me and tried the whole, “your mom got hurt and asked me to pick you up.” I looked her in the face and said, “No she didn’t she’s in jail.” and left. I didn’t even think abt it when I was little but looking back, that was hilarious.

@wolfafterdark

2 жыл бұрын

heheheh

@Anna-Sasin

2 жыл бұрын

Based on that username I think you need more self confidence my dude

@podyjr101

2 жыл бұрын

Was she actually in jail?

@taylorsloley4170

2 жыл бұрын

@@Anna-Sasin agreed

@DukemNukem

2 жыл бұрын

When someone tries to abduct you by saying your mom's hurt but your mom's fucking dead.

Yeah, wearing a tucked in Freddy Krueger Christmas sweater will definitely make bullies think your in a "gang".

@olliegoria

2 ай бұрын

Fym? Sweater gangs were real, they were banned in school after the Rugby Shirt Massacre of 96

My family had those alien videos on VHS. All i remember was being like "yeah, of course people want to kidnap him, hes an alien, theyre probably from the government".

@johnanon658

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@ledridrou

Ай бұрын

Man, that's some Jimmy Neutron thinking going on, what a champ

“If he looks like this don’t trust him” *insert a guy that looks a lot like Gus

@britneyricciardelli264

4 жыл бұрын

Logan Cope it is Gus

@chasepalagi7675

4 жыл бұрын

@@britneyricciardelli264 I think he meant Gus's dad with the quaffed hair at 6:24

@indydd

4 жыл бұрын

I JUST GAVE IT THE 666TH LIKE

@reply4732

4 жыл бұрын

@@indydd I'm not going to change it

@indydd

4 жыл бұрын

@@reply4732 good

"Avoid gang colors" To this day, schools have been ungodly vague about what's considered gang activity. It's memeworthy how out of touch school officials are with gang signs and colors.

@cymond

3 жыл бұрын

I went to school in the wealthiest district of the middle of nowhere, and I guarantee that any tweenager throwing gang signs was a poser from the burbs.

@fredriddlefiddle4062

3 жыл бұрын

There was a kid in my school who got suspended for using the ok sign in a picture because the principle thought it was a gang sign.

@prussiaball1871

3 жыл бұрын

@@fredriddlefiddle4062 and now it's "racist" to use that symbol

@rrb396

3 жыл бұрын

Our school admins used the umbrella term "gang sign" as a vague justification to fuck with black and brown kids. Braids, dreads, and a part cut in your hair were considered "gang signs" even in elementary school.

@Dave-zv3lp

3 жыл бұрын

3:33 *Suspect is twelve years old wearing gang colours heading southbound*

In Canada in the early 80s there was a shocking and high profile case of a man who murdered a girl after inviting her to a photo shoot. He called the victim and no one checked or confirmed his ID. She went alone, with her parents' permission! This was so traumatic for them that they started the "Stay Alert, Stay Safe" program. But as tragic as this event was, it was in fact exceedingly rare and not indicative of a crime wave of strangers attacking children.

@Anna-hy4sb

Жыл бұрын

Yeah,So Sad,And Even Worse,The Man R@ped Her Too.....

@riftlee

3 ай бұрын

Actually the "I'm a photographer" thing was pretty common in the 70s and 80s for serial killers

@johnanon658

Ай бұрын

Sounds like the harrold fish murder of that girl. Parebts let stranger take her to his fictional nieces birthday party😢

@ib7566

Ай бұрын

lmao harold fish

I’m extremely late to the game, but something I’ve heard is to teach kids to be aware of *strange behavior* instead of stranger danger. Emphasis on behavior (including that of the people close to them) vs stereotypes ❤️

@AnimeNinjaz

5 ай бұрын

but behavior is strange based on the reletavive realtionship, your auntie for example seeing you walking in the rain and offering you a lift would be the reasonable thing to do, a random person who doesnt know you, regardless of well intentioned they are, is strange behavior

Bullies: Hey Nerd! Me: *pulls up pant leg to find a single red sock* Bullies: Oh shit, we better get outta here, he's in a gang!

@linkthehero1266

4 жыл бұрын

Bullies: Hey nerd! Me: I am glad you called me by my proper name!

@mikehoncho8572

4 жыл бұрын

This has absolutely nothing to do with the comment but what is the song at every pink scene. Sry thx

@mikehoncho8572

4 жыл бұрын

5:30

@asphaltface5659

4 жыл бұрын

@@mikehoncho8572 that music is great

@asphaltface5659

4 жыл бұрын

@@Twolipsfr okay party pooper

The guy pretending to be famous looks suspiciously like gus🤔🤔

@deanc9195

5 жыл бұрын

holi h His name is Eddy and they don’t look that much alike Jk love ya both dudes

@nastybigJim

5 жыл бұрын

holi h I know I burst out laughing when eggy was roasting him

@nerdnasty6628

5 жыл бұрын

My thoughts exactly. I really thought that's where Eddy was going with the "If you ever see anyone that looks like this..." bit.

@apollothefuzz2044

5 жыл бұрын

Came to the comments to make sure I wasn't the only one that thought that clip might have been pulled from gus's home video's

@SuperNuclearUnicorn

5 жыл бұрын

@@Graham_slamm you mean Jus Ghonson right?

I like how the advice is "trust your gut" and then it immediately demonstrates how that only works if the kid has good instincts. "if you get a bad feeling get out of there" would be better advice since kids might get "if a situation doesn't immediately feel threatening or uncomfortable you're probably fine don't worry" from the first one

My mom worked in a juvenile facility as a case worker. She just laid it out flat what predators do to kids. We'll I was walking home one day and these 2 grown men in a garage asked me if I wanted to see their train collection on the garage. When I denied it they were extremely persistent so I ran home scared af. I was like 10

Corny is one of those characters where you almost WANT him to get abducted just because he's just so mind-numbingly stupid.

@gamiket628

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, how the turntables

@aksalaheddine78

3 жыл бұрын

gami ket as you say, oh how the turntables

@DonMomotaro

3 жыл бұрын

Almost?

@laurenmarie5

3 жыл бұрын

Yup

@gorbsupreme7555

3 жыл бұрын

Corny is an absolute dumbass

What kind of sick, twisted city do these people live in where literally every adult is trying to abduct children??

@jamestheawsome100

4 жыл бұрын

Snatchuville

@frankegordon326

4 жыл бұрын

Chicago

@Mr.Obongo

4 жыл бұрын

Epstein’s island

@joey_vpl1271

4 жыл бұрын

lol the logic i try to put to it is that corny is an alien and so several people come to that town just to see corny or steal him,, cause y'know its a fuckin alien and it seems like hes the only alien or at least one of very few

@antiacolyte

4 жыл бұрын

Toledo

Growing up in a crap neighborhood we had a couple rules about child preditors but the one that stuck out the most was always "never open the door, all the adults have a key. Just don't open the door"

As a kid, I always thought the whole "Don't talk to strangers" thing they tried teaching was ridiculous, because everybody's a stranger at first. Your own mother is a stranger when she gives birth to you, because technically you don't know her yet. They really could've used a bit less of an extreme take of "never talk to someone you don't know ever" because kids like me immediately write off your statement as garbage.

Corny: *Gets abducted for the 600th time* " hey kiddo want some candy? " Corny: HMMM

@apexgt4

4 жыл бұрын

Berd boy over here

@godscrotchgoblin

4 жыл бұрын

W H A T W O U L D Y O U D O ?

@fbbfan9476

4 жыл бұрын

If Corny has been abducted 600 times he’s probably mentally challenge or

@happynightmaremonster488

4 жыл бұрын

Corneys just like: I see no problem with this

@Starless-and-Bible-Black

4 жыл бұрын

O.K. boomer

Perhaps Cormy is actually a regular kid. And he died and is now in a purgatory, doomed to repeat the mistakes that got him killed.

@Pebbles.3

2 жыл бұрын

Oh God

@driddick7361

2 жыл бұрын

@@Pebbles.3 Oh god indeed. Oh god, indeed....*blows bubbles from fake pipe*

@oliverdelica2289

2 жыл бұрын

Corny is stuck... In the Twilight Zone 💀💀💀

@MsKJackson831

2 жыл бұрын

Wow you really went dark there didn't ya😆

@danny_stg

2 жыл бұрын

Holy shit dude

So the hero trap happened to me, but I was 19. Woman approached me in walmart and said she was a Mary Kay rep and wanted some head shots for her catalog. "I always have some kits with me and if you come out to my car, I'd love to take some pics." Legit had class in an hour so I said no. I wasn't aware of the human trafficking aspect of it but as I got older I thought about and realized how fast young women could just disappear

@johnanon658

Ай бұрын

Yeah, there are women that participate in ops to trap other women, or children. These are the most dangerous.

My parents told me to doubt strangers and their unkowable goals, which i took to the extreme. Once when i was on a field trip with my class and we were walking in a line allong a street, an old lady we walked past looked at my group and said "oh, where are you kids going today?" and i said the english equivalent of "Shut up you old hag" because she was a stranger making inqueries to us kids. The expression on her face after hearing that from a 10-year old is still crystal clear in my memory to this day, i am not even sure i regret getting such a unique reaction at that age

Stranger danger actually did some harm in teaching kids, because in most cases the predator ends up being someone that the child knows. People painted the idea of a creepy stranger in a van but tend to neglect that you should use teach kids to use safe practices around adults they ‘know’

@MrPiccoloku

Жыл бұрын

Almost like that was the entire fucking point or something

@FarihaAb

Жыл бұрын

@@MrPiccoloku nowhere in the video does it show that you need to be concerned about adults you know. What are you talking about?

@Stefanius058

Жыл бұрын

Imagine how over the top the message would have been though at those times. Kids would be paranoid 24/7.

@owenlindkvist5355

Жыл бұрын

Nowadays, it's youtubers and SJWs that are predators.

@AngryPug76

Жыл бұрын

@@Stefanius058 I was a kid then. Not as paranoid as you’d think. See we were taught from elementary school the USSR was going to nuke us all at any moment all through the 80s so by the time Stranger Danger hit it was a relief. Those were adults we had a good chance against. Unlike all those Satanic cults sacrificing kids left and right according to the talk shows (also all BS). Of course Stranger Danger was a con job that protected the real predators because whenever kids came forward with stories about predator priests and preachers and teachers and cops they were always dismissed as liars because everyone (adults) knew only strangers hunted kids. It may not have started as a propaganda tool to protect child predators but they certainly used it to great advantage.

thank god kids have jake paul to take care of bullies nowadays

@cartertran1359

5 жыл бұрын

soph karps dab on those bullies am I right

@sugi0567

5 жыл бұрын

carter Tran you are in fact correct

@cristina9202

5 жыл бұрын

Everybody needs to be saved from Cody Ko's bullyness

@ChuckNorris-qe5lo

5 жыл бұрын

Yes watching Jake Paul will get you bullied

@rachelgargan9146

5 жыл бұрын

He’s basically KZread’s hero

I have had disturbing images from this show in my memory for the longest time with no idea where they came from. i just had vague memories of an eggheaded old guy with a teleporting watch. I thought it might've been a nightmare, but now i just learned that these distorted memories had a real origin.

@johnanon658

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

I was almost kidnapped as a kid. The story goes as follows: I was next to a playground and was walking around with my dad and my sister. Suddenly, this black Minivan with borderline illegally tinted windows pulls up right in front of us. The door opens and someone tosses out a colorful ball. I, being the saint I was, ran over to pick up the ball and give it back as I assumed it fell out. I didn’t know it then but these people were dropping it as a lure so they could grab me and book it. Luckily, my dad was faster than I was and reached the van before anything could happen. It must have been quite awkward for the would-be kidnappers knowing damn well their plan was foiled, but having to patiently wait until I hand them the ball with my dad staring daggers at them to leave.

@johnanon658

Ай бұрын

If i was your dad, they would not have left the scebe

@LordCrate-du8zm

Ай бұрын

@@johnanon658 Trust me, my dad almost didn’t. But I think he might have called the police and given them their license plate, idk I’ll need to ask him.

Literally every adult in the neighborhood has the hots for some alien boy.

@ArchibaldClumpy

4 жыл бұрын

I wonder if they're normal people until the moment they see Corny and something comes over them. Like not to victim blame but is he secreting some pheromone or

@alastorbutwithagun

4 жыл бұрын

*_a l l of them_* If ya know what I mean

@mrminecraftcubeable

4 жыл бұрын

They all go for corny so its probably the alien thing

@nerkdurgen5574

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, they're fbi spies trying to abduct corny for research. Oh the town has some weird alien kink.

@PolrisTired

4 жыл бұрын

3y3Candy They're all horny for Corny

A kid wearing a striped polo shirt: he’s definitely in a gang

@flataspaper1939

4 жыл бұрын

Lol true

@nadroji6549

4 жыл бұрын

@Ryan H Polo Gang, where you at?

@duck8613

4 жыл бұрын

did you just disrespect my gang

@Sophia-we6yh

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my gosh i thought this was a safe neighborhood

@aant429

3 жыл бұрын

I'm shivering in me timbers

Throughout the 90's violent crimes and murders were usually going down, yet they were being featured more and more on nightly news. The frequent news of violence gives people the feeling that violence and danger is everywhere all the time, even if they haven't seen it.

Plot Twist: It was actually the government trying to capture Corny, to get access to his zapper technology.

Corny: gets abducted multiple times The music: *its time to get funky*

@kittywampusdrums4963

4 жыл бұрын

The alien is Bill from Amazing Live Seamonkeys with Howie Mandel

@crazytd9536

4 жыл бұрын

@@kittywampusdrums4963 *me using nasa's satellite to find who tf asked*

@kittywampusdrums4963

4 жыл бұрын

@@crazytd9536 lol im the producer im telling Howie he's gonna diddle you

@sabrinabg2493

4 жыл бұрын

Abductors: Everybody clap your hands; clap, clap, clap, clap your hands on your way to my car. I'm sorry

@tiktokvids8660

3 жыл бұрын

strangely.living can ya help me find me lost puppy??

I gotta give them credit though, they included attractive women in their roster of probable sexual offenders instead of exclusively skeevy men. Good on them, +1 inclusion.

@TheZephyrsWind

5 жыл бұрын

Slightly attractive. Not my personal preferences but I don't really care what a woman looks like if she's a good person. Still, yeah, women are also guilty of trying to exploit children. Not just children, 4 women actually tried to (r word) me at my job 14 years ago as there were no Male employees but 1, & he was off that day. I was much stronger back then so I could lift them off me, but it became tiring especially since 1 was at least 300lbs. However, my friend, the 1 other guy just strolled in that day to pick up something & helped me. He was a little stronger than me so he could help get the heavy 1 off while I got the others off me & then we just ran. Stupid women didn't seem to care there were cameras watching that the boss would see the next day after I called him that night to tell him. My boss knew me well & respected me so he believed it, but said we'd need evidence before anything could be done. Glad they were too dumb to attack me in a place where they couldn't be seen on the cameras as there were some places out of site, where if I had any control over I'd have had 2 more cams put up to keep those areas safe. Most men won't admit being abused or worse by women as it nearly always turns into other men going "HAHA a woman did that to you & you didn't like it? Pathetic!" I never cared what people thought of me after age 16 or so, so I just admitted it & they got in trouble, hopefully never working with any men again. Besides, working with the other gender can lead to distractions & temptation (or same gender if you're like that). Fortunately, ever since about age 23 I haven't had much of a sex drive & the whole checking women out when they walk by is a foreign concept to me, like dipping a banana in ketchup. I do still like women & find no attraction to men, do that's not it, rather adiseasee I have has effects that (not ED) cause loss of libido. I don't mind & don't want to get that treated for now, but if I marry then I'll look to have it treated. I'm 31 in July so that's a little past normal age for marriage, especially since my parents & grandparents each married in their teens (grandpa on dad's side married at 18 & my grandma at the time was... technically a teen, I guess laws were different then since the court still married them?).

@michaeleineke6086

5 жыл бұрын

Christopher Michael Thanks for the essay

@OO-qr1ks

5 жыл бұрын

If she abducted me at 13 I'd still not be complaining sheeit.

@GnarMarv2

5 жыл бұрын

@@michaeleineke6086 LMFAO

@GnarMarv2

5 жыл бұрын

@@OO-qr1ks My thoughts exactly! Sheiiiiiiit

I love that the actor playing Capricorn, Richard Horvitz, also provides the voices for: Zim from Invader Zim, Billy from Billy & Mandy, Daggett from Angry Beavers, and Razputin from Pschonauts 😅

@ablancer3582

Жыл бұрын

Holy shit 😭 I knew I heard raz in there somewhere

@Sapphosroommate

2 ай бұрын

Wasn’t he also the weird fairy in kinectimals for Xbox 360

@zarayoung3781

Ай бұрын

I'm so glad someone eventually mentioned this. There's something hilarious about Richard being two socially inept aliens in his career

@zarayoung3781

Ай бұрын

@@Sapphosroommate yep

@shanemaurer2736

22 күн бұрын

I'm amazed more comments haven't pointed that out, his voice is so distinct!

The anti-bullying video demonstrating physical resistance is actually pretty impressive. Most of the anti-bullying videos I saw as a kid were just "tell an adult" and "use your words to talk the bully down" Geez, his name is Corny for a reason...

Man in uniform: Be careful of men in uniforms.

@ArcueidBrunestudTypeVampire

4 жыл бұрын

LMAOOOO

my mom was abducted along with my two aunts at a park in the 70"s (she was around 12), and a man chased after the abducter and saved her and my aunts life. thank you man i've never met that allowed me to be born

@geoffreygreen7322

3 жыл бұрын

holy shit thats amazing

@gastoniskissabull6813

3 жыл бұрын

Thats an interesting story

@adkaquatics212

3 жыл бұрын

That man was a hero that day

@klingenschmidt9261

3 жыл бұрын

Did he offer any ps4s?

@fettinextdoor

3 жыл бұрын

@@klingenschmidt9261 LMAO

“Corny’s mission is to learn” Doesn’t make it much more bearable, but at least he isn’t supposed to be teaching people

“he just got abducted..isn’t that fun and wacky?!”😅

90s: don't get into cars with strangers and don't meet people from the internet. 2019: Uber and Lyft.

@poccripeardew4750

5 жыл бұрын

I WAS ABOUT TO SAY.

@linkthehero1266

4 жыл бұрын

This is true

@orinta1218

4 жыл бұрын

you either go places you need or you die, it’s a win win situation

@hystericallover5989

4 жыл бұрын

**cough** VIDCON **cough cough**

@BB-ix4fn

4 жыл бұрын

Oop

I keep hearing John Mulaney shout “STREET SMARTS!!” every few seconds

@AlizaJayne

5 жыл бұрын

Cassie S hahaha! god I love him!

@nickalexander3755

5 жыл бұрын

Literally me this entire video

@lotusthemermaid

5 жыл бұрын

Saaaame

@arifike

5 жыл бұрын

🤠

@karicherrycola

5 жыл бұрын

Was scrolling to find this comment lmao

That…Capricorn… is definitely from the sea monkeys live action Saturday morning show. And YES, everything. EVERY SINGLE THING about the show was creepy and disturbing as hell. Last episode I recall before it was canceled was where one got a literal fat head from compliments before his head nearly explodes

Corny's last episode should be the button not working and him disappearing forever. End with saying "YOU dont have a button, dont be like Corny.'

"exchange student" does that mean there's a human kid alone on zarcon?

@beathewanderer7418

4 жыл бұрын

@Elizabeth Nesinov no, he's abducting them...

@SHUTLL

4 жыл бұрын

Perhaps

if they just legalized stealing kids we wouldn't have to have this conversation

@upyoursdotcom

4 жыл бұрын

exactly

@philipbarbossa

4 жыл бұрын

it's not stealing kids, it's surprise adoption

@big3ye378

4 жыл бұрын

@@philipbarbossa You are way too nice, its called not being stingy with yer kids

@charlisnail8219

4 жыл бұрын

Big 3ye be my friend

@big3ye378

4 жыл бұрын

@@charlisnail8219 you got it sister

I remember seeing the alien one in school and being absolutely mortified when he ate the goldfish.

19:52 Here's the thing- The woods are not a place you get kidnapped FROM. It's a place you get kidnapped TO. My man fully enters the woods behind Corny, making sure no one is going to follow them. I guess what I'm trying to say is that something deeply traumatizing 100% happened to this alien & no one is going to believe him, because he keeps reliving the same day. This is haunting.

Eddie does Gus bully you? Have you tried wearing gang colors to scare him off?

@yoursexualizedgrandparents6929

5 жыл бұрын

No he doesn't bully him, he just harasses him like an uncle harasses their nephews. He's that guy pretending to be famous.

@hondasan3081

5 жыл бұрын

Ali G in da house

@beastebeat4956

5 жыл бұрын

No you need to not wear gang clothes to scare the bully silly

@FearTheGobbleDock

5 жыл бұрын

Keep standing on chairs to assert dominance. He only stops you because he fears you.

@dannydonaldson6664

5 жыл бұрын

Duck

Corny doesn’t legally count as a child because he’s 300 years old

@lola_dane

4 жыл бұрын

LOL

@alimcpeake2675

4 жыл бұрын

@@lola_dane ita

@poysona

4 жыл бұрын

@@alimcpeake2675 oh no

@APoliticalConfusionAndMess

4 жыл бұрын

@@lola_dane LOL-E.

@pamelaisleypoisonivy9411

4 жыл бұрын

I'm ur 100th like. You're welcome.😊

I wasn't expecting my takeaway from this video to be "Invader Zim's voice actor did a stranger danger video as an alien."

we had a huge snow storm when i was in highschool and someone ran over the fire hydrant and caused the entire entrance to the school to be blocked off so people couldnt get in or out, and i was grounded that month and didnt have my phone, but my mom got one of the dads from the neighborhood with a truck to come pick up some of us to bring us back because they couldnt get in and i was called up to the office and he said my mom wanted me to go with him i refused adamantly for about 45 min and told the rest of the girls to not go and basically started a riot in the office with about 5 other girls until they called my mom for me she was mad at first that i caused a huge scene but later told me its better than randomly getting into a strangers car who i didnt know.

Why was corny vibrating so much under the covers

@youraverageanxiouscommente2756

5 жыл бұрын

Alien morning wood

@ltraina3353

5 жыл бұрын

Dick Grayson in the beginning, the camera does a close-up of one of those coin operated “massage beds”, that used to be found in lots of sleazy motels in the 70’s. It shows where you drop the coin in, and the logo that reads “MAGIC fingers” As the camera zoomed out to show the bed vibrating, my first thought was “how is that appropriate...wtf?” My only guess is that they were trying to show how “weird” the alien is...

@emmarie2930

5 жыл бұрын

I was wondering the same thing, Nightwing. Truly disturbing.

@Amber-yw4ji

5 жыл бұрын

Loraine A uh I'm sorry for asking but what does you mean by "massage bed"?

@felixknighton4805

5 жыл бұрын

@@youraverageanxiouscommente2756 that wasnt him, it was his-

"Trust your gut feeling" doesn't work when you're a kid with intense anxiety lol.

@misfitbrit1989

4 жыл бұрын

for real though...

@teresahowick5197

4 жыл бұрын

Or most kids. It takes years if at all to learn to trust your gut

@isaaczerone

4 жыл бұрын

And what if the kid doesn’t know any better and their gut feeling says to trust them?? Then what?!

@misfitbrit1989

4 жыл бұрын

@@isaaczerone That's a big part of the problem. People who wanna kidnap are typically smart about like the "your mom's been hurt and she wants me to take you to see her". That line would work on some adults who dont know their moms friends and are generally trusting. My brother has Aspergers along with some other stuff. He's 23 but he would definitely fall for that line.

@Local_acquaintance

4 жыл бұрын

BIG MOOD SIS!!

Looking back now as a kid who grew up in the 90’s, I find it kinda weird how many comedies and family movies had plots based around abduction, kidnapping, and/or hostage taking

I remember my mom showing me this Winnie the Pooh live action thing about this exact topic, but it was from the 80’s about the time where Disney started making shows like that off their most profitable films.

@mahouyousei

Ай бұрын

Too Smart For Strangers!

Holy shit, that's Richard Horvitz (Invader Zim) as the voice of the alien.

@HidanoftheAkatsuki

5 жыл бұрын

lmao he even used a different name for this short.

@GhengisJohn

5 жыл бұрын

Just watched this, realized it, and had to check if anyone else pointed it out.

@blucifer87

5 жыл бұрын

@@GhengisJohn same here

@adamguar415

5 жыл бұрын

Yes it is

@nickdegugs7190

5 жыл бұрын

Brock Baker whatever you do, DON’T watch the Corney videos WITHOUT Richard.

I just remembered my mindset as a kid, I knew about kidnapping and that's why stranger danger was important but I didnt know about pedophilia and stuff so I didnt know why grown ups would want a kid. I assumed they just wanted another kid to have as their kid.

@Nerevar427

3 жыл бұрын

unregisteredhypercam 12 That’s some Temple of Doom shit

@davebryan1890

3 жыл бұрын

@unregisteredhypercam 12 that's exactly what happens but they also force them to dress as umpa lumpa's as it's well known all child abducters have a fetish to own an umpa lumpa

@bandb4771

3 жыл бұрын

Marsupials of Mars same, I thought they just wanted to be a parent

@WoodsAreBeautiful

3 жыл бұрын

I thought they enjoyed torturing kids and murdered them I suppose some do but most are kiddly diddlers

@normalhumanman3689

3 жыл бұрын

My mom told me that a stranger might steal me and I thought that all kidnappers would drive limousines so for the first 8 years in my life I had an irrational fear of limousines and rich people

4:03 hits different

My dad looks disturbingly like John Wayne Gacy, and I straight up had nightmares for weeks after my friend pointed it out.

Ok but can we take a minute to talk about how the “predators” kidnapped corny in a pickup truck like you didn’t have to use your zapper you could just stand up and hop out of the truck 😂

@YourFriendlyOnlineStranger

4 жыл бұрын

I think it had a hood to the trunk, but I could be wrong.

@jovenlangseth7214

4 жыл бұрын

Bri Arcanum I thought that too but on second viewing there is definitely not

@logangaskill4

4 жыл бұрын

@@YourFriendlyOnlineStranger nope. Corny even sits up, over the lip of the back of the pickup truck, to use his watch

@mollysministuff

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but if that happened to a kid, most would be too scared to jump out.

@Comboowo

4 жыл бұрын

@@mollysministuff They could just hop out BEFORE the truck starts moving tho

Corny: [gets abducted] The music: *they’re groovin’*

@squid-chan5472

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Bigman-ee5fk

3 жыл бұрын

A fellow timinotainment being

*And to think Corny's actor Richard Horvitz would play the evil alien Invader Zim later on.*

I've seen this video a thousand times and never made the alien abduction connection until now like a failure

Fun fact: curse words didn’t exist in the 80s, so Bullies said “what are you lookin at?” And “neeeeerrrrrd”

@teresahowick5197

4 жыл бұрын

Luker head 😂💯😂

@xman9354

4 жыл бұрын

hey technoblade still says neeeeerrrrrrdddd

@CountingStars333

4 жыл бұрын

@Jackson Wagner don't be stupid. Recognise sarcasm

@monogamyisforslaves3867

4 жыл бұрын

@@CountingStars333 that's sarcasm?

@drewsillytoo

4 жыл бұрын

@Jackson Wagner wooosh

i love the fact corny is a kid and he's like 7 ft., yet he cant get himself away from strangers with dem legs

@texjones1993ify

2 жыл бұрын

it gets better. He's also Zim and really turned things on its head as the abductor.

@misscaptainlily

2 жыл бұрын

I watched this in a rural town in Minnesota, and I remember being super uncomfortable by corny bc he was very obviously an adult lmfao

@plasmaoctopus1728

Жыл бұрын

@dew drop and those Zarconians would probably tear humanity a new one once they find out how many creepy strangers their exchange student dealt with, at least I assume that's what would happen if this scenario happened.

@rainn124

Жыл бұрын

@@misscaptainlily I'm convinced he's actually an old lady

@IkarusDEHBear

Жыл бұрын

If you listen closely you can hear that corny is voiced by Richard Horvitz

Corny is the equivalent of those mobile game ads where they do things wrong to make you angry enough to get the app

i’m too emotional for this, i’m over here openly weeping at corny’s genuine fear at losing his zapper 💀

What do I do if Cody Ko is cyber bullying me?

@CaveDDECanem

5 жыл бұрын

Buy some more maverick merch It will make it better

@richards.charlotte

5 жыл бұрын

MINDSET OF AN ALASKAN doing it rn, thanks

@MegaGawdZilla

5 жыл бұрын

ask jake paul to go forgive him for you, solves everything

@joeybebop

5 жыл бұрын

Tell him he can't come to your house party. That will teach him..

@twoofthem46

5 жыл бұрын

Break into his house, duh

The one with the “professional photographer” was literally how a serial killer operated in 1940’s Hollywood

@feliz1443

3 жыл бұрын

I'm sure it was a storyline on the game L.A Noire also

@brittneybrisbin744

3 жыл бұрын

And the 70s with Rodney Alcala.

@fadedflame2537

3 жыл бұрын

@@feliz1443 replace photographer with temp bartender and you have the entire plot for the homicide desk

@sarah-df8rj

3 жыл бұрын

and also the japanese otaku killer

@adamivester9789

3 жыл бұрын

I believe you are referring to Harvey Glatman who was a 1950s killer who lured models under the guise of being a photographer in Los Angeles

15:14 as a person who has lost his dog I don’t understand how she could be seen as suspicious

I've spent years trying to remember what this "movie" was. They showed it to us in daycare and it horrified all of us. Mind you we were ages three and four and WAY too young to watch this--not that even an adult should watch it...

bully : * hits kid * kid : * hits back * school : confused screaming

@cooperminion825

4 жыл бұрын

20+ years ago both kids would ei either get detention or an in-school suspension Today both kids would be arrested and charged with some form of assault (unless they're both rich) Give it another few years and the kids'll be sent to juvie over a playground brawl

@upyoursdotcom

4 жыл бұрын

@@cooperminion825 Funny, where I'm from kids don't usually get charged with assault. Because they're kids.

@cooperminion825

4 жыл бұрын

@@upyoursdotcom do you live in a small town? It's happening all over the country. It's part of the "new-and-improved" Zero Tolerance Policy in most schools. Also, I'm talking about high school students who are getting arrested, not elementary schoolers

@upyoursdotcom

4 жыл бұрын

@@cooperminion825 I live in the capital of my province

@cooperminion825

4 жыл бұрын

@@upyoursdotcom ah. You're Canadian. That makes sense. It's way different here in the States

"Quick, get in the car! Your parents have been hurt in an accident!" "Jokes on you, I'm an orphan!"

@revwroth3698

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, you're about three years late with that news.

@TheMACnator

4 жыл бұрын

Even then Corny would get in the car anyways 'cause he's that stupid

@exquisitecorpse__

4 жыл бұрын

Jokes on you, I don't care because my parents beat me! Hah!

@jaywauchope8727

4 жыл бұрын

Well now you are

@Chiken1

4 жыл бұрын

Ba an na na na bat *sob* man *sob* whyyyyy!!!!! I just wanted *starts crying* parents

The most bizarre stranger danger video of them all features Winnie The Pooh. Never mind that forest creatures don't have to worry about strangers. It morphs into an uncomfortable lesson about sexual molestation and teaching kids to run and tell their parents if someone tries to touch them in a private place ,never considering the molester might be a family member

I remember unironically watching the one with "Corny the alien" because I liked his time watch thing. Then when we watched it in first or second grade as part of a Stranger Danger program, things started to click

The bully with his arms at waist height approaching a girl quietly saying “no, stop, don’t come any closer” made me so uncomfortable.

@cursed-cat9126

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that was TOO realistic.

@lvbboi9

3 жыл бұрын

U n c o m f y

@Bruh-rd2ou

3 жыл бұрын

I have a feeling that wasn't for the vid and she actually wanted him to stay away

@guy2574

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bruh-rd2ou well your feeling is wrong.

@702d02

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bruh-rd2ou it’s just for the video

How is Capricorn a foreign exchange student if he's living with his parents?

@ratedpending

4 жыл бұрын

He got abducted

@acompletedisaster9334

4 жыл бұрын

Juan Carlos Vazquez nobody knows

It’s like the old saying, I’m not stupid show me the candy first then I’ll get in the van

"Bullying that isn't physical or obvious? That's crazy talk!" -some 90s anti-bullying film probably

@caucasoidape8838

Жыл бұрын

Don't bother adults about being bullied, your on your own kid.

90's: avoid strangers, be smart on the street, dont meet ppl off the internet 2019: uber

@PongoXBongo

5 жыл бұрын

With Uber, you lure the stranger and willingly get in their car. Worst part? No candy. :(

@Rockzilla1122

5 жыл бұрын

@@PongoXBongo sometimes candy

@ryntintin5211

5 жыл бұрын

2019: Tinder

@minnion2871

5 жыл бұрын

@@Rockzilla1122 I don't thank thit wuz caaaandaay.... *Thud*

@TheZephyrsWind

5 жыл бұрын

My dad never even let me on the street, & thus I never even had an encounter with a stranger. Dad always kept me in sight or next to him, & I was smart enough as a child to realize there are bad adults who would use things like candy or games to trick me & do whatever. So I never tried sneaking out when he was asleep or seeing my friends playing outside of their parent's sight & asking dad to let me do so too. I just figured they had crappy parents, & yeah, they did. One had a mom who just decided to leave her husband & child behind because she was bored... nice. Same happened to a girlfriend I had, but it was her dad leaving them behind. I was in a long distance relationship with her, but if I'd been close enough I'd have tracked him down & left him crippled permanently, also without the use of his crotch so he'd need a stoma (read up on that, not fun) & couldn't even find another woman.

As a person who has met a potential predator. This triggers me. that goddamn alien plays it down like being kidnapped is a fun little trip.

@beefykeith48

4 жыл бұрын

Kris-Fil-a should’ve worn red, buddy.

@ahappyaccident7879

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah lol

@HarryStikers

4 жыл бұрын

I mean....isn't everyone you don't know super well a POTENTIAL predator??

@ahappyaccident7879

4 жыл бұрын

Harry The Ripper Well true but it was an actual older guy in a van

@PolrisTired

4 жыл бұрын

Harry The Ripper Technically literally everyone is a potential predator. The possibility is there

I cannot describe the fear that I felt in my soul when I clicked on this video

A big push for the stranger danger classroom stuff was the Adam Walsh case, where he was kidnapped in public and murdered in the early 80s. As an 80s kid, I do remember classroom lessons about stranger danger and my parents teaching me that no one else should touch my private areas, but as a kid it's hard to understand why adults would want to do these odd things. And no one talked about the very real possibility of someone you know who might do something to you. It was very much as if the danger came from people in bushes or something. I lived in a rural area that had some sketchy people so I was glad to learn not to go up close to strange cars that stopped to ask me something. No one really teaches that it's better to be rude and safe than polite and harmed. Great video, idk what they were thinking with that alien video.

Imagine your agent calling you and saying “Dave, I’ve got the perfect roll for you” And it’s to play a predator in Street Smarts

@joeybebop

5 жыл бұрын

I can just imagine Dave back then "This is it, my big break! Hollywood here I come!"

@olive8126

5 жыл бұрын

Cindy O'Neil imagine your agent calling you and saying “Dave, I’ve got the perfect role for you” And it’s to play Corny the Zarconian

Fun fact: Corny was played by Richard Horvitz; a voice actor you may recognize from Invader Zim, The Angry Beavers, Psychonauts, Destroy All Humans, etc. That guy gets around.

@Narutass43

3 жыл бұрын

He's channeling Alpha from Power Rangers for Corny if you ask me.

@MOMOFCJ6

3 жыл бұрын

It's all aliens show me dem aliens

@iguanawithinternetaccess930

2 жыл бұрын

i think he also played khaos from skylanders

@gallibon1319

2 жыл бұрын

I wonder if he remembers being in this.

@lolshittychannel2116

2 жыл бұрын

Fitting considering how Corny and Billy are about on the same level of intelligence.

Stranger danger drove me crazy, because my grandma was helicopter about it always saying "someone could just pick you up and take you away." I went to a karate retreat and got my gee dirty and had to take it to the laundry, by myself. I was probably 9 at the time and she worried the entire hour that I was doing it. I was probably the safest I would ever have been because if I yelled "you're not my mom you're not my dad" (the saying that was taught to the kids of this style in case they were getting abducted), every door in the holiday inn would have opened and the criminal would be sent to the morgue.

i remember when i was around 7 someone offhandedly told me that if you let your body go limp it’s harder for someone to take you somewhere against your will.. lmao idk how well that would’ve worked for tiny child me but boyyyy did it scare the shit out of me. after that i was constantly worried that anyone would try to pick me up and take me somewhere 💀 like genuinely children will not get the message if you don’t explain the REALITY of the consequences

ironic how the alien is the one getting abducted...

@Luddle_Puddle

5 жыл бұрын

Oh how the tables have turned

@gayforrose8785

5 жыл бұрын

@@Luddle_Puddle oh how the turns have tabled...

@gayforrose8785

5 жыл бұрын

@@intensegoose3607 indeed

@ShaneReuter

5 жыл бұрын

Legitfox Animations oh how the turntables

@TheTruthFadeswithTime28

5 жыл бұрын

LOL!

1990: Don't ever get into a strange man's car! 2020: Just call an Uber.

@HyrumLentz

4 жыл бұрын

That doesn't sound very socially distant of you 😳

@oscard.lisboa6105

3 жыл бұрын

@@HyrumLentz yes because 6 feet kills a virus

when i was six my teacher told my entire class the most graphic “stranger danger” story and i literally think about it every day and i attribute a lot of my anxiety to it to be honest

In the UK we learned stranger danger from a cat that spoke bollocks! "Charlie says" "meowow wrow wrow" and how to cross the road with darth vader (green cross code guy)

This is the most dangerous town ever, is this like a prison for child predetors but its a town

@neal2399

4 жыл бұрын

Now that’s a film premise

@Leviathan56

4 жыл бұрын

@@neal2399 I need that movie

@kittywampusdrums4963

4 жыл бұрын

Corny is the Bill costume from Amazing Live Seamonkeys!

@changednamelit

4 жыл бұрын

Makes sense why the human children could tell when a stranger is dangerous.

@itshammertime4297

3 жыл бұрын

You mean Australia?

The sad fact that these "stranger danger" videos ignore is that something like 90% of children who are abducted or sexually abused aren't the victims of strangers but of people they know (even family members) and a lot of the "stranger danger" stuff I was taught as a kid were also quite racist and classist and made the assumption that all child abductors and abusers were men (usually "hippies" "hobos" "bikers" or truly rank ethnic stereotypes) who hung out in arcades, video rental outlets and even the library) At least these videos don't perpetuate such stereotypes (instead, we have a visitor from another world and his savvy Black friend who warns him of danger). Incidentally, I DID get dragged into the bushes and mogadored on several occasions by an unkempt, uncouth ethnic man who used to be in a biker gang, but I was in my late twenties and thirties and the sex acts were entirely consensual because he was my husband.

@gayvideos3808

2 жыл бұрын

No amount of chiropractic therapy will ever fix the emotional whiplash I got from reading this

@EmeraldLavigne

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, my mom LITERALLY drove me to my abusers, so this shit didn't help in the least lol

@Sasu123456789x1

2 жыл бұрын

Very true and its so fucked up

@hellaellarose6298

2 жыл бұрын

Thank god for the last 4 words of your post, I was so sad for you. But yeah, especially with children, family and friends are overwhelmingly the cause of sexual abuse and abductions. I’m glad that it’s more well-known these days, but there’s still a long way to go.

@borger298

2 жыл бұрын

Had us in the first half not gonna lie

13:30 Am I the only one praying that he gets kidnapped uses zapper and ends up in even worse kidnappers basement? I am cracking up just thinking about it.