if you want to worship me like a queen, please buy my merch - crowdmade.com/collections/eddy-burback

@joeholley3178

5 жыл бұрын

Eddy you’ll always be the queen of youtube

@Porlarta

5 жыл бұрын

Love the Merch, but we need a Yikes T-Shirt! Its hot as shit in the middle of the US most of the year help a brother out

@ewacameron-gawor395

5 жыл бұрын

mmm yes m´lady

@mirandafuller2094

5 жыл бұрын

Just bought a sweatshirt! First time I’ve ever bought merch from a KZreadr 🥰

@iamausome

5 жыл бұрын

#geteddyonrachelray

"You're not 22 anymore, when meeting guys was so easy..." Actually Michael, I am 22 and meeting guys is not that easy so why don't you just mind your own business.

@swimmyswim417

4 жыл бұрын

conspiracy theory lol same... Maybe it’d help if I went outside every once in a while instead of living out of my parents’ basement.

@Anasyub

4 жыл бұрын

conspiracy theory PFT

@TheActionBastard

4 жыл бұрын

@@swimmyswim417 To where though? I keep wondering where the hell you ladies are all going so I can GO THERE TOO. I'm lonely as hell but I don't go to bars, clubs, or other places of "dumbassery" so... what's left? Sit at home in our basements, sheds, apartments, caves and do nerd stuff? ...this is a real question btw. I'd kill to know where people go to hang out aside from the classics that are full of smoke, alcohol, and nothing I will enjoy remembering later.

@Hannah-gd3kc

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@qu1v3r

4 жыл бұрын

*Michael, shut your stupid fucking mouth.*

"I can't stress enough how many guys exist" was honestly more helpful than anything the 'expert' said.

@_lil_lil

4 жыл бұрын

My favorite dating coaches have given similar advice. Eddy could be a good dating coach honestly. I'd pay for that.

@ShermTank7272

4 жыл бұрын

Goes both ways, too. Just wanna put that out there. Guys, I can’t stress enough how many girls exist. Seems obvious enough, but sometimes these things need to be said out loud.

@madibis8144

4 жыл бұрын

Literally came into the comments as soon as he said that just appreciate it and this was at the top, I'm glad we can all agree Eddy's a genius

@lizzie-4011

3 жыл бұрын

for real y’all-if someone’s not treating you right, move on! better to be single than in a bad relationship

@DriscolDevil

3 жыл бұрын

There's tons of people on earth in general, like at least a couple thousand, and about half of them are guys.

Michael: You’re not 22 anymore, when meeting guys was so easy. My single 22 year old ass sitting alone in an apartment: shit

@smhgaming3259

3 жыл бұрын

Doesnt get better

@Cecil...

3 жыл бұрын

Me, who's not even 22 yet:

@whateverworksmate.721

3 жыл бұрын

I originally read that as "shitting alone in an apartment" Thought you should know.

@thepoetmackler

3 жыл бұрын

Don't worry. It's just as bad at 23

@roxyndra

3 жыл бұрын

it's easy the second you go anywhere or use the internet, really. i wish i'd figured out the lifehack of staying home and avoiding social interaction much earlier in my life.

"Captain, we have a THOT coming in from the starboard side" "Engage the Commitment Avoidance Shields Scotty"...

@ShermTank7272

4 жыл бұрын

"Sir, we're receiving a transmission... it seems she is a queen that is seeking to be worshipped" "Oh, well in that case lower the shields Scotty"

@DJZBros

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@vexvalentine5689

3 жыл бұрын

this is one of my favorite comment threads

@bluedripping

3 жыл бұрын

dude, this comment just made my day ty

@KiteeTheFox

3 жыл бұрын

As a Star Trek fan/Trekkie, I'll have to put you in for commendation.

Michael writes like he’s trying to reach the minimum amount of words he needs on an essay.

@ash2xx1

4 жыл бұрын

THIS DESERVES SO MUCH MORE ATTENTION

@beepboop756

4 жыл бұрын

Literally. All of these relationship videos have such a roundabout way of saying things

@ShermTank7272

4 жыл бұрын

Gonna have to give him an F on that essay... don’t see any citations or sources on all the facts he’s claiming

@timeforamunch2616

3 жыл бұрын

@@beepboop756 I once watched a 30 minute video like that and the guy repeated everything he said at least 15 times

@dustyyshellz1320

Жыл бұрын

Glad I’m watching this on a day I have an essay due 😮‍💨

how am i supposed to slay dragons for a woman without my commitment shield?

@cats1970

5 жыл бұрын

by using the armor of God, duh

@sourgreendolly7685

5 жыл бұрын

Cats Checkmate, atheists 😂

@mrminecraftcubeable

5 жыл бұрын

Go for a build focused on speed instead of defense , like "absent father "

@meltingdoggo8066

4 жыл бұрын

Cats you mean the invisibility cloak?

@Lucas-hd3hk

4 жыл бұрын

@@mrminecraftcubeable dex build

Weird how he insinuates that the reason women have bad interactions with men on dating sites is because of the women’s profile, not, you know, because of the men

@Dexiclon

4 жыл бұрын

Q Waffles it’s kind of both sides

@merrybright5732

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair there’s a 50/50 shot it’s you or the other person, and you can only control one of those two

@jessh4016

2 ай бұрын

Years ago, I would have said "it's two people" type stuff, but after I made a girl's profile online and got messaged by guys...It's totally the guys lol

Don’t we all just want to crawl into a man’s subconscious

@johnholland9371

4 жыл бұрын

I know I sure do

@donnytonny730

4 жыл бұрын

I don’t wanna fucking be here either

@benjaminpont220

3 жыл бұрын

I’m a man and I would sure like to

@justingrover4030

3 жыл бұрын

I did, and now I'm stuck *help* Its too warm in here

@captainzoltan7737

3 жыл бұрын

yeah as a man im always seeking out dating profiles that lower my commitment avoidal shields.

“This works whether you’re 18 or 80.” “You’re not 22 anymore.” hold up

@Pelmite

4 жыл бұрын

hi i’m sophia which one is it MICHEAL??!

@Champiness

4 жыл бұрын

Youth potion

@surflikejohnjohn4292

3 жыл бұрын

yup lol

@JellyfishFrog-yl8ul

3 жыл бұрын

I think I just saw Ganondorf ride past me on a horse for a minute

@fruitywolfy359

3 жыл бұрын

Good point

*"Also, if there's a guy who's stringing you along, instead of trying to win him over, FIND A DIFFERENT GUY. There's so many guys out there. I can't stress this enough how many guys exist."* Honestly, Burback, I'd been pining over this one dude for longer than I'd like to admit and for some reason this statement snapped me out of it.

@honeysweet4804

4 жыл бұрын

so zen ❣️❤️

@Gooner333333333

4 жыл бұрын

if the guy dont make you feel like hes interested just find another

@iwashere3167

4 жыл бұрын

Wholesome💓 I hope you find someone better

@lizzie-4011

3 жыл бұрын

proud of you for moving on!! keep your standards reasonably high

@alexisd6106

3 жыл бұрын

Srishti so proud of you! Please come back here any time you feel like going back!!! Just to remind yourself what you'll gain by dropping dead weight.

I died when I realized "Online Allure Formula" spells oaf.

@sydneydowns3225

4 жыл бұрын

RickeyDart ohâfæ

"You'll have a sudden feeling of *absolute warmth* , excitement and joy through your whole body..." Ah yes, *spontaneous combustion*

@lildufflebag

3 жыл бұрын

Spontaneous Combustion, the most exciting and joyous way to die

@tylercastro8164

3 жыл бұрын

Or Heroin if you’re here from the D.A.R.E video lol

what if me and eddy kiss on a gator 🤷‍♀️??? 😩😛😘😘❤️🐊🐊🐊❤️

@fegnebbler6501

5 жыл бұрын

Would pay to see that 💸💸🤳🤪

@CoffeeFilms17

5 жыл бұрын

NakeyJakey to quote famous KZreadr William Smith: “Aaaahh, that’s hot!”

@ponqo2894

5 жыл бұрын

As long as you don’t kiss on a bird scooter 😡😠😡😠😡

@jamarsh09

5 жыл бұрын

Dog Bless

@aceofspades3667

5 жыл бұрын

As Nike says just do it

Michael: "... A desire in all men" Gay guy in the back row: "But I'm not attracted to wom-" Michael: "As I said, a disire in *ALL MEN* "

@arpodyssey7913

4 жыл бұрын

BokuWaMouShindeiru this comment turned me straight thanks

@zipdakill

4 жыл бұрын

Aromantic in the back row: um, I’m not really into dating... so Micheal (voice cracking): ALL MEN

@ShermTank7272

4 жыл бұрын

A guy who just got out of a bad relationship: "Uhh, I'm just trying to take a break for a short wh-" Michael: "I _said_ *ALL MEN* "

@reese9705

3 жыл бұрын

Guy; Hey, I’m asexual and not into se- Michael, screaming: ALL MEN

@sincerecinnamon

3 жыл бұрын

A lesbian next to the gay guy: do I have a chance- Micheal: all MEN

"Remember, ladies, if men keep flaking on you, cheating on you, or using you for sex without wanting to commit to a relationship, that's not just because those particular men are inconsiderate assholes. It's entirely YOUR fault for not saying the right words that will magically make him instantly devoted to you."

"You're not 22 anymore." Daaaamn...i'll take, "What not to say to women over 30" for 200, Alex.

Ima homiesexual. I’ll do anything for the bois

@laurenberck55

4 жыл бұрын

Jmop74 this is my favorite thing

@LoveMyUnusual

4 жыл бұрын

"A Pimp Named Slickback don't do shit for the homies."

@crissy4445

4 жыл бұрын

But would you do .......the bois 👀

@bwaco7004

4 жыл бұрын

crissy4445 that’s the whole point

@crissy4445

4 жыл бұрын

EPIC COOL KID No shit 🙄

If you have to remind people that you “care deeply about women”.., you probably don’t

@just_alice844

5 жыл бұрын

Megan Murphy we call them “Nice guys”

@alexisd6106

4 жыл бұрын

Yaaasssss preach. The same with saying: I’m a really good singer, I’m one of the good/nice guys, I’m really smart, im a really good person. B u l l s h i t

@elgeorge437

4 жыл бұрын

But what if I’m just stating a fact. :’(

@elimidd6626

4 жыл бұрын

If you constantly gotta convince people you respect women or some shit like that... eesh, keep away from me please

@zombieedrea

4 жыл бұрын

@@elgeorge437 It depends on the context. If you're a skeezy dude who likes to scam women by giving them bullshit dating advice whilst insulting them the whole time and then say you care deeply about women, it's pretty obvious you're full of it. If you're a normal, non-skeezy dude who shows that you care deeply about women thru your actions, then it's believable when you say you care. Basically just don't be Michael Fiore.

Michael's "I've been on the Rachel Ray show" is lele pons' "I'm latina"

Some random girl: "I don't eat peanut butter." Eddy: >:(

@amateurvacuum

10 ай бұрын

>:[

everything michael says triggers my fight or flight response

@ruvious

5 жыл бұрын

this is so accurate omg

@sethdavis4461

4 жыл бұрын

Lol, ikr

@mehsmeh1308

4 жыл бұрын

Especially the fight part

@apexroyale275

4 жыл бұрын

no u

@libsyates2426

Жыл бұрын

He gives me way too much of a condescending vibe, and also just. Ew.

Eddy, you ARE internationally known! Greetings from Germany 👋

@cosmiccat26

5 жыл бұрын

Oh hey dich kenn ich :)

@thegrinch2613

5 жыл бұрын

Hey from Australia :)

@andrewSPgaynor

5 жыл бұрын

dia duit, conas atá tú? Stop by our island some time for a bit of the 'Céad míle fáilte" hospitality, and of course the craic, ceol agus caint, ya big sexy internationally known tinder swipe champion.

@jonbowman7686

4 жыл бұрын

hallo ich liebe deine Kanal!

@facundovergara8083

4 жыл бұрын

Argentina te ama eddy

"I can't stress enough how many guys exist"

This is just Micheal trying to subconsciously tell his wife about his kinks

@mattcottrell3286

2 жыл бұрын

Bro my edibles kicked in as I read your comment and I can’t stop laughing holy fuck

“From 18 to 80” “You’re not 22 anymore” But, 22 is in between 18 and 80? So I could be?

@lass7212

4 жыл бұрын

Nice observation, i think its because he knows his audience.

Finally, a MAN to tell me how to date! My feeble, woman-brain has been struggling for years to figure it out.

@Justaperson354

5 жыл бұрын

Right? I am so grateful! Since he taught me how to be a wife my husband stopped trying to cheat on me! As a woman, I should have known that it’s always my fault for not being good at kissing why my husband has wondering eyes.

@ButtermilkCS

5 жыл бұрын

Emily Schlansker I have a crippling addiction to pornography

@madethisforrestrictedvideo9907

5 жыл бұрын

Incredible last name

@lonelyghost1851

5 жыл бұрын

same here! as a lesbian i’ve needed to attract men my entire life and i’m finally learning how!

@supermatt87

5 жыл бұрын

So much salt.

“You’re not 22 anymore (when meeting guys was so easy)” Me, a 22 year old, alone in bed, eating precut pineapple out of a paper bowl at 4:47 am: So relatable

I was curious about this guy's supposedly "irresistible" phrases and techniques. So I did some googling and managed to find an online version of one of his books for free. The gist of what I read in it was that the women needed to be submissive to the man, do everything for him (clean his house, be available to him whenever he wants, and basically do whatever he wants), and change your appearance in *very specific* ways. I don't have the book still in my browser to refer to exactly what the appearance prescription was, but I do recall that you had to have long hair, you needed to lose some weight if you were overweight, and you had to dress in a way that accentuates your curves. He also insisted that you need to stand with one hip jutted out all the time. Very weird dude. He is obsessed with appearances and submissive women. I don't recommend listening to him.

@ash2xx1

4 жыл бұрын

I agree. Very creepy. Seems like someone involved in the Quiverfull movement or some shit

@emilylike-the-soup2502

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t suppose you could drop a link? I’m morbidly curious. :)

Can you do a video where you make a fake dating profile following his advice and see what kind of response you really get from men? Lol

@orchdork775

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my god yes!!!!! This is incredible 😂

@adrianomaly1760

4 жыл бұрын

Pls show the world how terrible straight dating advice is!

@BIGMIKEREC

4 жыл бұрын

This is an incredible idea.

@apexroyale275

4 жыл бұрын

no u

@yourboy9236

4 жыл бұрын

@@adrianomaly1760 straight dating advice? What do you mean by this?

No one: Absolutely no one: Micheal Fiore: I’ve actually been on the Racheal Rey show

@eddiedingle767

5 жыл бұрын

Free Coochie Man did she attempt to eat you?

@frowlinian8175

4 жыл бұрын

"Among many others" 😂 if that was true he wouldve led with that. Get on Ellen, then you can talk

Michael Fiore's ads somehow have the same vibe as "If you or a loved one has been affected by mesothelioma..."

"crawl into a man's subconscious" okay that sounds like something Samara from The Ring would do

He’s married?? I hope she realizes her mistake and corrects it.

@ghostnoodle9721

4 жыл бұрын

sourgreendolly Probably waiting for him to have more money so she doesnt have to work after the divorce

@Sara-es6nl

3 жыл бұрын

@@ghostnoodle9721 dude lives in Seattle. Washington is not a 50:50 state.

@friedrice4015

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sara-es6nl so what I'm hearing is that he is gonna go mysteriously missing, Carole Baskin style

@lookielookiemywookie129

3 жыл бұрын

Obviously, she didn't use his dating tips to find her tRuE LOvE

My dating bio: “I love adventures! Dogs are cute! Princess seeking prince! Sacrifice goats to our Paegan Gods! I’m such a Pisces

@thenateman27

3 жыл бұрын

I would read that as sarcasm, and I would be like, why doesn't she think dogs are cute 🤣🤣

@gotem6891

3 жыл бұрын

i love this

@justingrover4030

3 жыл бұрын

Pagan gods always get me hot so I see no problems here

@ell6470

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah you ain’t gonna get much

@roxyndra

3 жыл бұрын

I'd match! Unfortunately, I'm not a prince.

“You aren’t 22 anymore” sir I’m not old enough to legally drive

@yobblyblob5745

3 жыл бұрын

We is best generation

The ad I saw before this video was called "The Obsession Question" about asking a girl *one question* that will force her to continuously think of you. "What if I just fucking killed you while you weren't looking?"

11:48 DONT BE : The *Virgin* Princess BE : The *Chad* Queen

@sydneydowns3225

4 жыл бұрын

Xavier Rabon YES

This guy's head hair picked up and moved to his arms

@ginervaweasley4ever

5 жыл бұрын

THIS IS THR ABSOLUTE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE SEEN

@brookelogan730

5 жыл бұрын

Taylor Torres hairiest forearms in the game.

@Lovespoillux

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@Jan3_do3

4 жыл бұрын

💀💀💀

This Michael guy sounds so damn narcissistic.

Obviously waiting until marriage to eat peanut butter.

Man: “I’m not really interested, sorry.” *activates magnetic attraction* man: “OH GOD HELP IM SLIDING BACK THROUGH THE DOOR!” We are now stuck together.

@James-Salty-Sunderland

2 жыл бұрын

Garlic bread

@haleymist09

Жыл бұрын

😆😅🤣

we all know the feeling of waking up giddy like a schoolgirl every morning, checking our tinder messages from all these Amazing Men saying "hey" and nothing else, ever

@caprimann87

4 жыл бұрын

what you up to

@hallowedgears4243

5 ай бұрын

what are you wearing

This guy sounds like a hypnotist, ngl. [waving a pocket watch in front of your face] "You feel excitement, warmth, and joy spreading through your whole body... you will soon begin to feel a wide, unconscious smile that makes your cheeks ache spread across your face... You will wake up like a giddy schoolgirl and go check your dms in the morning..."

Wait a minute -_- maybe he's giving bad advice on purpose so then the relationship fails and the women buy even *more* stuff from him in order to find love again, and it's an endless cycle this evil genius has plotted

Hey hey hey let’s stop comparing women to schoolgirls? Tight, I’m glad we talked about this.

@crissy4445

4 жыл бұрын

jenna Yeah romanticising how ‘cute’ it is to have a ‘schoolgirl crush’ or fall in love easily is creepy as fuuuuuuu

@beeleg

4 жыл бұрын

crissy4445 fr

@crissy4445

4 жыл бұрын

Genocide is fun So it’s cool to be ‘into’ underage girls or girls pretending they’re underage for sexual reasons? That’s a BIG nofrom me

@yuliiza

4 жыл бұрын

@Genocide is fun i had a stroke trynna read ur comment.

@beepboop756

4 жыл бұрын

@Genocide is fun i am a college girl and i am basically a child so idk about that

You're not 13 anymore, when men would drive 3 hrs to bring you pizza, a 6-pack of Mike's Hard Lemonade, and a pack of Trojan mini's"

@ChuckyMarks

4 жыл бұрын

Cowafungus Those were the days

@kreatona4219

4 жыл бұрын

I liked because of the TCAP reference and username

@jan_Masewin

4 жыл бұрын

I knew there was a gap in my memory...

@jonathana.4685

4 жыл бұрын

why dontcha have a seat, right there

@emmalucas5379

3 жыл бұрын

Those times were the cleanest, best pleasure.

As a gay man, I feel it is my duty to say that I would never - in a million years - go on a date with Michael. I tell you this as a matter of research and data collection. You are welcome. PS: He was not dating multiple women. He is a liar :-P

Honestly, I just want someone who will be down to eat tacos and talk about feelings

as a current school girl i can certainly confirm that i do not wake up giddy every morning, rushing to see what amazing men have written me overnight and i do not feel more wanted than i ever have in my entire life btw nice video

@Statuess

4 жыл бұрын

Good because now that you mention it, that sounds like grooming 😅🤢😂

@ginervaweasley4ever

4 жыл бұрын

I wanna like this but it's at 69 likes and _that_ makes me giddy as a schoolgirl so~

@beepboop756

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I'm almost 22 and i definitely do not have men pining over me and i hate the idea that it's insanely easy for girls to find guys.

@gmc5618

Жыл бұрын

Even if guys are "pining over you" if those feelings aren't reciprocated it's pestering and easily verges into sexual harassment. It's not fun being constantly nervous that any man in my life as a 22 year old are purely sexually motivated.

@salthesteamengine

Жыл бұрын

i’m a college student now and still do not wake up giddy every morning, rushing to see what amazing men have written me overnight but i do feel wanted by my bf lmao

"giddy like a schoolgirl" UGH THAT'S SO CREEPY WHEN IT'S NOT AN OBVIOUS JOKE

This Micheal dude is literally just a freelance journalist who writes ads and whatnot. He seen an opportunity to make cash and ran with it lol.

@TheSongwritingCat

4 ай бұрын

I refuse to believe this man is a professional writer

Eddy had such a strong reaction it’s almost like he has personal experience with what broken glass feels like

i remember seeing this kind of ad when i was having a huge crush on a person IN MIDDLE SCHOOL and i was lowkey dead set on saving enough money to buy the "program" then realized that that's not how life works

@someperson5137

4 жыл бұрын

omg that was me too lolll

@donnytonny730

4 жыл бұрын

If only, But also- thank god it doesn’t

@wickedlittleyumi3143

3 жыл бұрын

Omg same, I was only 14 XD

@mundaneamazing

3 жыл бұрын

I think y'all were the target market..

He talks, I swear to god, like a cult leader

@wickedlittleyumi3143

3 жыл бұрын

IKR???

@immortalnolan1599

3 жыл бұрын

Which one?

@Atellas

3 жыл бұрын

@@immortalnolan1599 Why not both?

@DeathnoteBB

3 жыл бұрын

I’m glad it wasn’t just me!! His cadence and emphasis on specific works creeps me out

@auntbill8166

3 жыл бұрын

Cult leader? I harldy know her

“A deep psychological urge in every man” all the ace aro guys on earth just rolled their eyes

I got an ad for this with another dating guy named something like Andrew Ryan, which was the exact same formatted video and trap, down to him telling you to click the non-existent link.

@karlarao8736

2 жыл бұрын

Omg it was abt how to get women to find u desirable right?

This man has such a dull, uncharismatic voice. Just the thought of Eddy's knees brings me more excitement.

@lizzie-4011

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, they’re Eddy’s knees, of course

@GeneralGravys

3 жыл бұрын

What do those knees do? 😉😉

@2staples786

3 жыл бұрын

Definitely not a NASA agent They’re magical, they will save the world when it ends

@sincerecinnamon

3 жыл бұрын

Even if he had a peppy voice I'd be the same

1. Those slides bolded the weirdest things 2. Of course the bundle is $69 3. "You aren't 22 anymore". Yeah, I'm 23. God forbid.

@doctorhandsome

3 жыл бұрын

I wanted to give this comment a thumbs up but it's at exactly 69 likes, so I won't ruin it.

@birdword111

3 жыл бұрын

@@doctorhandsome I appreciate it either way lol. Also seeing this old comment again is wild because now I just turned 25 (looks like I better buy that "Yikes" shirt because that's worse than 23) and I'm married now (so I guess if that ever falls apart, I'll know whose marriage-saving kiss videos to buy....).

@Adele-195

3 жыл бұрын

@@birdword111 lemme guess you reeled him in with a hot dating pfp

@birdword111

3 жыл бұрын

@@Adele-195 Crap! You figured out my secret! Now I can't pretend that it came so easily to me anymore and sell my own hot dating profile class.

All of Michael's hair ran from his head, directly to his forearms. If you shaved his arms you could make heavy winter coats for an entire village in Antarctica.

@russianbot8576

Жыл бұрын

came to the comments to say this. all that hair on his arms and none on his head....

When you put the ad on the screen I instinctively looked for the 'skip' button

Every time he says "amazing men", I'm pretty sure he's referring to his fellow nice guy incels.

@Aventsdor

3 жыл бұрын

Incels

of COURSE michael made the whole pack $69

@burnpygmalion39

4 жыл бұрын

nice

@peachygrace3523

4 жыл бұрын

mad respect

It’s crazy how much more dead inside Eddy looks only 3 years later. It’s like his youth was just taken away from him and now he looks like an exhausted dad with 3 children he never wanted, just always on the brink of life and death.

the answer is simple: catfish

@rachelcrimm5763

4 жыл бұрын

ThatGoldTaco I actually saw some kind of cat fishing ad in the middle of this video

@vanilliqs9303

3 жыл бұрын

please god no, catfishing never gets you what you want.

Michael Fieri: How to take a man to Flavortown

@EvilMunkee08

5 жыл бұрын

To Tonio’s

@eleanor6690

5 жыл бұрын

how to be your man's Totino

I have a rule in my life i don’t listen to a bald men with chewbacca arms

@MeanBeanComedy

5 жыл бұрын

My rule is I ALWAYS listen to bald men with Chewbacca arms. How's your life going compared to mine?

@MrNightpwner

5 жыл бұрын

I'm a bald man with Chewbacca arms :( We don't claim scammers I swear ;(

@basstrammel1322

5 жыл бұрын

@@MeanBeanComedy My guess it's going just fine, huh? Well, mine too. I've been married for the last three years, and the women been swell. We want to invite the Mean Bean family out to the Trammel Estate in the early July's.

@MeanBeanComedy

5 жыл бұрын

@@basstrammel1322 Glad to hear it! Sounds like a plan!

@basstrammel1322

5 жыл бұрын

@@MeanBeanComedy Expect some weird stuff to happen, ok bud? See you at the 4th.

Watching this after meeting my awesome boyfriend online and I can tell you... nothing will ever prepare or help you find someone. I got more attention online than I expected and most of the guys were nice but I wasn’t compatible with any of them. Sure you can attract nice men, but it’s temporary and meaningless until you find someone who’s ideals align with your own.

Is Michael okay? He sounds like he's having an extreme internal crisis. Most of Mr.Fiore's video is "Keep watching for this special insight for how to attract amazing men!" He's walking click bait

Ok why are Michael's forearms SO HAIRY but his upperarms are SO SMOOTH. WHY MICHAEL WHY

@autumnsteinke7531

4 жыл бұрын

he waxes his upper arms

@ghostnoodle9721

4 жыл бұрын

Decaying Leaf WHHHYYYYY

@jamesdawson3094

4 жыл бұрын

It’s the secret to dating multiple women at once.

This guy looks like James McAvoy auditioning for the role of Voldemort

@hotcheetos304

5 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@nathanroon6961

4 жыл бұрын

+

I hate to think about all the vulnerable women that would pay for this just because they’re lonely. It’s really sad and he’s just fleecing them

I got an ad for the "obsession question" during this video, ITS LITERALLY THE SAME THING BUT FOR MEN, IT EVEN SOUNDS AND LOOKS THE SAME

Disengage commitment shields and commence eyelid kissies 😚💕

Michael Fiore looks like an egotistical Seth Everman but without all the charm or eyebrow game.

I got this add a lot as a child on KZread I swear! When you started describing and then playing it I knew it

I have never understood the characterization of schoolgirls as eternally giddy and happy. As a former schoolgirl, i can affirm it was spent mostly stressed and depressed.

when your gay but your PHYSIOLOGICALLY IN LOVE WITH WOMEN DATING PROFILES

Michael fioris forehead crease makes it constantly look like he is wearing a bald cap

@eleanor6690

5 жыл бұрын

joke's on you because wearing a bald cap is the #1 secret tip to giving women a smile that spreads across their face and makes their cheeks ache

@jestersudz6085

4 жыл бұрын

mabey he is and thats why his arms are so hairy

I love how he wants to make a woman feel like every other woman is her enemy

I want you to find that episode of Rachel Ray and react to it 😂 😂

i opened the youtube app and it took me directly to eddy's video. not through notifications, but straight up played immediately after opening the app. my phone thirsts for you, daddy burback.

@BrittanyMega

5 жыл бұрын

I’m your phone 🙂

@sharkoroblarto

5 жыл бұрын

The app has been doing that for me too lately but not good videos like this...

There I was, a broken man with nothing to live for with no sign of hope that things would get any better... but that's when it has happened A beacon of Heavenly light shined from my phone. I quickly wiped the tears from my little baby face and saw a message that was clearly divine intervention from a higher entity Eddy Burback Uploaded My will to keep going is now stronger than it is ever been and I I cannot begin to thank you enough

Bruh, I got an ad for: the social man, which is another dating scam lmao

Nice guys video sounds like he is trying to hypnotize you when he’s telling you how you will feel.

Wait. You’re telling me you and Gus aren’t married? But you live together?

@maddiepaddy2608

5 жыл бұрын

They have children, like us

@jrlaps521

5 жыл бұрын

I’m calling God and telling him

@BelatedBlade

5 жыл бұрын

They’re just roommates. ;)

@retro_jojo3159

5 жыл бұрын

They are married , but sleep with different beds. I dont think it's going very well

@brookelogan730

5 жыл бұрын

Cooper Rudolph living in sin. Smh.

I use my commitment shield to defend from his cocky sword

"I was dating multiple women" which is alongside wonderful friends and a well-paying job. Yeah, that's what everyone's hoping for: leading on multiple people in multiple different relationships until you end it or they find out. Great advice, Mike.

7:16 "There is nothing the average person could do on a dating profile that was so wrong it would tie knots in their stomach with regret." Tell the three girls from the Tinder Swindler, or the thousands of guys who fell for similar scams, that.

“Giddy like a school girl” V O M I T

the way michael talks (monotone, without stopping, putting in weirdly specific descriptions of physical feelings, the video being eerily long) is very reminiscent of like hypnosis tactics which is freaky as hell

@vivianwiese3270

Жыл бұрын

Was looking for someone else to say this!!! The ads 100% use confusion or tactile induction.

@TheSongwritingCat

4 ай бұрын

Oh, I just thought he sounded like a dork. Slightly high-pitched voice for a man, overenunciation but also kind of mush-mouthed like he was struggling to get the words out. It was very awkward and off-putting.

wait but at 1:42 the guy says any woman can find "the one" on any dating app (I'm no expert) but typically when a person uses the word "one" it means a single item so how is there "the one" on every single dating app??? There's like at least 10 of those.....

I got a similar add to the one in this video but for getting girls.

Whenever you manually zoom in on your eyes with your glasses, it makes me want to go on a second date with you.

"you may have a profound feeling of regret... a tight knot in your belly" me, a lesbian describing my past relationships with men

what's really shitty about this stuff is that he puts the "no" option in such small print, and the old ladies(nobody under the age of 40 would think this site is anything other than a scam, based on the visual design alone) typically have bad vision, and would have a difficult time finding the no option

4:19 Why does he say "the One" like it's some sort of ancient eldritch creature that dwells in dating apps?

This man’s entire life work is.. a lot to unpack.

@twilitvigil5066

5 жыл бұрын

Eddy, or Michael?

Eddy out here making entire TV shows. 20min holy shit.

@maxcheese382

5 жыл бұрын

Hakim I mean it had to be pretty long cuz he spent a good bit of money on it so the extra revenue will offset that

@hakim6158

5 жыл бұрын

I'm not complaining Max

@neropunkt

5 жыл бұрын

you would like mauler lol

I'm a proud Brazilian viewer of Eddy's channel and my sole purpose is to guarantee his status is internationally known