The longer I take the more money I make. The rules of KZread everyone.

@justynas5054

5 жыл бұрын

*indeed*

@jacksepticeye

5 жыл бұрын

HAH!

@darthlily7138

5 жыл бұрын

Seems accurate.

@denisejuezan8419

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@note9843

5 жыл бұрын

Nice you remind me of my childhood you put Johnny Bravo

I died when Jack said, "Whoa, you got a big head!" and it was Mark's face XD

@tokaythelizard8581

5 жыл бұрын

LAUB!

@Killer_Kris7

5 жыл бұрын

7:46 here you go, relive the moment XD

@errrjimby

5 жыл бұрын

LAU6l

@sinister_polarbear

5 жыл бұрын

Sephiroth Crescent thank you, very cool

@spadesgames2891

5 жыл бұрын

HAHAH

*_L A U B !_*

@nadir.8445

4 жыл бұрын

Ogzelle Hunan 🐉👊🏿🙀🙀➗🙀➗🙀💉😒💉😆💉🙀➿➿➿😆🙀😊🙀🙀 A

@jeffjas6978

4 жыл бұрын

Nadir. Why?

@peydev

2 жыл бұрын

*L A U G H !*

@bigseagull1147

Жыл бұрын

@@jeffjas6978 the ways of nadir is a strange path

@MapleLeafGamingOfficial

Жыл бұрын

LAUB!!

Jack: "too much cocaine today" Subtitles: "too much cookies today"

@milesbailor5019

4 жыл бұрын

Zero 19 so the "cookies" had cocaine in them.... nice.. *crocketts theme starts playing*

@jonathanhoward4104

4 жыл бұрын

I can just imagine a grandma crackhead, now put in your milk and butter with a hint of cocaine now you're going to want a mix up that real nice

@LucksinRiver

4 жыл бұрын

KZread Bots being wholesome :)

@eagle7396

4 жыл бұрын

COPPA

@myah1747

3 жыл бұрын

Family friendly! lmao

17:00. Jack: WHOS HAND IS THIS?! Me: I-it’s the glove box.

@hootsy3754

4 жыл бұрын

Peculiar Pineapple its a glove not a hand and its in the glove box a box where you put gloves

@VampireMan1011

4 жыл бұрын

@@hootsy3754 oh that makes sense

@Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024

4 жыл бұрын

Robots don't need gloves nice try skynet

You can definitely tell Jack put his heart and soul in the title.

@aguy2581

5 жыл бұрын

Stop pls

@darthlily7138

5 жыл бұрын

He puts his heart and soul into everything, especially this title.

@ferrewaeytens

5 жыл бұрын

BOT!!!

@aguy2581

5 жыл бұрын

I can clearly tell you put your heart and soul into commenting everywhere

@markthewolfboyanthony2842

5 жыл бұрын

Just a random dude on the internet who gives a fuck man

**Mark's face** "You, sir, have a gigantic head!" *_DESTRUCTION: 100_* 😂😂

@shan-t9638

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@LAURIELYNN1975

4 жыл бұрын

🤣

@andreaslarsen3021

4 жыл бұрын

Ha ha ha ha ha ha 🤣

@Sasuke_Uchiha_Ninja

3 ай бұрын

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Imagine walking into the room and seeing jack on the floor screaming at a Bill

@jdtscintilla4805

3 жыл бұрын

I would look at him and trying to hold back laughter a) who the fuck he is talking to and B) what the hell he is doing on the floor screaming at "bill"

@cynthialarrazolo9256

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@DonZollFL

3 жыл бұрын

His name is Slzbot (Sleazebot)..

@duck2976

3 жыл бұрын

@@DonZollFL no it’s bill dummy

@cyberbeats8528

3 жыл бұрын

Hawks is it rlly u? Tell All Might I said hi :/

"Its because I sniffed in all that paint, and now *I dont feel so good mr Stark"* 👌

I wish real life was like this. One day you could be a mechanic, one day a fire man, one day a boat captain etc. I think it would be great to be able to download skills into my brain and do this in real life.

@jackiechan715

5 жыл бұрын

So, like The Matrix?

@naturallyjelly2277

5 жыл бұрын

This would be cool

@adrienne3180

5 жыл бұрын

Black Mirror👌

@williamh9887

5 жыл бұрын

Rienne which episode?

@quackkith

5 жыл бұрын

i would like to download intelligence okay thank you

7:45 I found the Markimoo!

@theproatpubg0693

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@-Story__Shift__Chara-

5 жыл бұрын

I did to

I love how there’s a poster that says “it’s only Illegal if you get caught!”

@stilesthehuntindog2767

Жыл бұрын

That’s my motto lmao

0:28 we are all thinking about the shorts, *sigh* Flamingo shorts......come home

@alvarisandor6862

5 жыл бұрын

FUCK YEAH

@radsimp5710

5 жыл бұрын

Flamigo shorts..take me home

@twt8663

5 жыл бұрын

Alvári Sándor xD 💖

@twt8663

5 жыл бұрын

Rad gamer xD 💖💖

@korbilicious

5 жыл бұрын

@@radsimp5710 to the place I belong...

*Definition of jacksepticeye* jacksepticeye (jak-sep-tik-eye) Noun An Irish, loud, energetic, fun KZreadr who truly cares about his fans, and is one of the best things to happen to this world by being a beacon of light and hope for his fans and the world.

@SenecaGray

5 жыл бұрын

You have that copied and pasted or something?

@mohamedelseidy6904

5 жыл бұрын

Amazing 👌🏻👌🏻

@typ1calk1ng27

5 жыл бұрын

Lily Pad subscribe to me

@Split_mirror_system

5 жыл бұрын

Lily Pad oh yeah yeah I agree, Jack is

@sunshinebear6836

5 жыл бұрын

You really did your research

I’ve never read a title in a more Irish accent before this

@hanaeve__

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@aguy2581

5 жыл бұрын

1 question R u the one who controls all the KZread channels which comment everywhere?

@superiorlobster8888

5 жыл бұрын

kremit the frog you are the new Justin Y

@margo_3377

5 жыл бұрын

K

@mrwafflesplays

5 жыл бұрын

kremit the frog So true! 😀

Me: *Sees my first Jacksepticeye for the first time screaming* Haha, look at this crackhead screaming* Also me: *Being a loyal Jacksepticeye fan for 4 years now showing him to my friend* My friend: What the hell? Me: Oh, that's just Jack, he screams, he's Irish and... Did I mention that he screams?

Jack: did you kill your girlfriend? Me: *Gets ad for hinge dating app*

@maskedkarma6051

4 жыл бұрын

👀

@ajhyde8483

4 жыл бұрын

👁👄👁

I love how he put marks face 😂

@Bobby_Peters

5 жыл бұрын

It isn't him, it's his editor! 👍

@morganfrench9998

5 жыл бұрын

Pokèguy Playz oh lol um isn't Robin who edits his videos

@ghxstea_cos

5 жыл бұрын

Morgan French I know right 😂😂😂😂

@maxbuss9440

5 жыл бұрын

Rip bob ross

Forget septipler jack and the flamingo shorts is a greater love story.

@jennagarza2665

5 жыл бұрын

Jackmingosepticshorts-

@randomandroid4227

5 жыл бұрын

Still a better love story than twilight

@GiveFucks

5 жыл бұрын

JackFlamingoShortsEye

@nerdfish7970

5 жыл бұрын

Just forget septipler

I can't believe he didn't get the joke about a glove... In the glove box 17:00

@infernobandito0774

5 жыл бұрын

Honestly I reacted the same way, lol!! 😆

@dragonheart24r

4 жыл бұрын

Ohhhhhh I didn’t understand that at first

@VoidChipper

4 жыл бұрын

@@infernobandito0774 i watched that part and I didn't react at all

@VoidChipper

4 жыл бұрын

@@thecrusader_1788 k what

@susanmcginley9384

4 жыл бұрын

I don’t know the joke

Don't forget to *slams the whiteboard* L A U B!

"I dont feel good mister stark" Oh my god xD

@AngelWingsYT

5 жыл бұрын

still too soon

@duskyliteknowsall9377

5 жыл бұрын

@@AngelWingsYT QwQ

17:01 it's sad he didn't get the joke... a glove in a glove box

Jack: I knew to never trust a man with a mustache! Wilford: HEY D:

@Crow_Smith

2 жыл бұрын

I mean in Jack's defense that's probably the worst mustache'd man to trust.

BILL I AM NOT IN THE SCREEN ANYMORE imdead🤣🤣🤣🤣

Maybe the robots Stole the flamingo shorts....

@UnableMuffin58

5 жыл бұрын

Nightingale Dreams 🤔🤭😟

@colony_ark06

5 жыл бұрын

®ight

@musicismyeuphoria3053

5 жыл бұрын

That must be it!

@night3755

5 жыл бұрын

@@musicismyeuphoria3053 So,the question is.........How do we get it back from them?

@musicismyeuphoria3053

5 жыл бұрын

Nightingale Dreams 🤔 first gonna shut them down and then steal the shorts back😂

Yellow screams... *Welcome to Trench*

@deathofadramatic3858

5 жыл бұрын

Issy8020 ||-//

@an3gelicx

5 жыл бұрын

Issy8020 SKKSSKSKSKKSSKKSKSKSKSKS

@jenkynhewiett-watson1957

5 жыл бұрын

I see you are a woman of culture as well

@Iss-bb1gu

5 жыл бұрын

@@jenkynhewiett-watson1957 thank you 😊😂

@proudbandito

5 жыл бұрын

||-//

“Happy little accidents are about to happen” -JSE 2019

Me: *unemployed* Me: is this how fun jobs are

Jack: SCREW YOU BILL..... Me: come on say it! Jack: SCREW YOU BILL!!!! Me: dang it!

Jack: I don’t feel so good Mr Stark. Me: Now Mr Stark doesn’t feel so good.

@nugget4442

4 жыл бұрын

I’m still grieving hOw dArE yOu

@livbanjo

4 жыл бұрын

Nugget so am i im sorry :c

@livbanjo

4 жыл бұрын

rodney siqiniq :c

Bot:looks good I’ll see what I can do about this bill. Jack:WhAt SPilL wHaT DId YoU dO tO mY MaCaNiC PLaCe XD 12:41

20:01 this bad boy could fit so many *lööps* . Edit: Oof, Sean hearted this. *Scawy* .

@bettingonblake8854

5 жыл бұрын

Hannah Crystal give me lööps bröther

@kalic7180

5 жыл бұрын

i am hungry bröther I must have lööps

@sylvester8861

5 жыл бұрын

Who has the lööps brøther

@justocelott

5 жыл бұрын

Bröther, do yöu have my lööps?

@catcake3119

5 жыл бұрын

Give me lööps brøther

20:09 Yellow screams demonitized.

@bigchungus8949

5 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌😂

@Wraith_Fire

5 жыл бұрын

oh how it dose :/

@ohhello8916

5 жыл бұрын

Jared Saludes it also screams that you're dehydrated

He is the only KZreadr that can make me LAUGH in 3 seconds 🤣

4:40 I found it so freaking wholesome and just adorable at how jack actually pays attention to Bob when he painted, like mentioning phthalo blue and such, it's just so adorable.

*slaps whiteboard* ‘This bad boy can fit a lot of L A U G H S.’ Old but i have to think of something

@bl4mmed

5 жыл бұрын

Laubs*

@temmink2012

5 жыл бұрын

Lau6s**

@alrikante

5 жыл бұрын

Laubl***

I’ve never been so entertained just by an Irish man yelling 😭😭

“Ill see what i can do about this bill” “WHAT SPILL”

Jack: It doesn't mean that *Antisepticeye moment* anything's wrong with me, I'm fine. Me: *flashback to how it use to be when Anti was around* OH HELL NO!

His accent makes his videos even better not gonna lie😂 Thanks for inspiring me to make a channel jack

@crazzzycousins9166

5 жыл бұрын

Stumped cool channel, ill sub

@calvin...

5 жыл бұрын

Stumped you fucking clout chaser you said “ you inspired me to make a youtube channel” on another channel pussy ass 9 year old

@denzelboks

5 жыл бұрын

Everybody chill

@d_ant34_exe38

5 жыл бұрын

I subbed

@bigchungus8949

5 жыл бұрын

@@calvin... Chill the Hell out dude what did he do to you

KZread: _reads title_ *DEMONETIZED*

@hanaeve__

5 жыл бұрын

Justin Y. Oh hey, I’m early to your comment.

@aguy2581

5 жыл бұрын

Whenever I see you That's how -mafia- commenting everywhere works

@kavanshure7009

5 жыл бұрын

Hi

@fortnitesucks160

5 жыл бұрын

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@patman2245

5 жыл бұрын

oh what do ya know its good ole justin y.

This is how many times Jack said Bill | | V

Jack: “I don’t feel so good, Mr. Stark” -Spider man 2018 Me: *sobs*

@Mangos1021

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah I found that funny a bit.

I love how at 21:54 jack looks st the gasoline for a few seconds and then decides to burn down the building best part 🤣🤣

@lukeliming8408

5 жыл бұрын

CannierBee58 Me too I died laughing

@mirandanils5114

5 жыл бұрын

It woulda been more funny if it cut to black after he grabbed the gasoline 😂😂but it was still funny

@tyachandrawati

4 жыл бұрын

Me too i keep skipping to that

@susanmcginley9384

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck you BIIILLLLLL YOU FUCKING FU......

@goldenmaplearts1264

6 ай бұрын

(The Dad Part-) Hits different now, When you know that his Dad has sadly passed away a year or two ago

I love watching jacksepticeye vr letsplays because you get to learn about his body language and its hilarious

4:57 Bob Ross’s spirit is watching this

@The_Falcon27

Жыл бұрын

Nah he’s rolling in his grave 😂😂😂❤❤❤

Jack: "I knew never to trust a man with a mustache." Also Jack: "Let's hire him, he has a good mustache."

Who wants VR with smells that could be emitted as well?

@jerry6187

5 жыл бұрын

@@Shorteagle XD

@t.jrocket2589

5 жыл бұрын

Smellevision

@lollyyolo7587

5 жыл бұрын

Considering how many poisons and smells like lead paint are in these probably not

@boreragnarok4680

5 жыл бұрын

Watch pewdiepies nocules rift south park video

@pizzaparker__0072

5 жыл бұрын

Isnt psvr coming out with that somewhat soon

This should be titled “Jack Realises He Never Made A Full Series On Most Games”

Ah yes I remember watching jack 4 years ago when I was little your were my favorite KZreadr I watched all your videos and your still the best keep of the great work man❤️

Lol "It's because I sniffed all that paint"

If they fly, why do they need a car?

@goofgobb9080

5 жыл бұрын

○.○

@kingstaze9696

5 жыл бұрын

Faster transportation.

@SAOarmyVID

5 жыл бұрын

Good point

@aaronpomerantz8542

5 жыл бұрын

Same reason they need food

@andrewarnold9818

5 жыл бұрын

they dont fly they hover

“Then your eyes are blind!” Jacksepticeye 2019

Jack: this is too much pressure for me! Also jack: *makes KZread videos*

*marks face rolls up* jack: hello sir, you have a big head me: *ded*

@ploosiedasix

5 жыл бұрын

Same lmao. I wonder if that edit was Jack's idea or Robin's

@Aime_nerd1016

Ай бұрын

I know

You perfectly pronounced "láb" in hungarian which means leg so you've been screaming "don't forget to leg" for a minute straight. You're welcome.

@passivevii4052

5 жыл бұрын

Tf is Hungarian and what kind of name is that for a language 😂

@isaacbelworthy7021

5 жыл бұрын

holy shit dude this made me laugh xD

@ocifer

5 жыл бұрын

Passive VII it’s for the hungry men of the world

@passivevii4052

5 жыл бұрын

@@ocifer ah

@su.crows_

5 жыл бұрын

@@passivevii4052 i am wheezin the comment and this reply had me wheez

The fact that everyone now yells “Kobe” when throwing something away in memory of Kobe and now seeing this when it was a year ago is just such a coincidence 😂

@noodlejuice3991

4 жыл бұрын

Is it though? Kobe was going to die someday, and people already shouted "Kobe" when making a shot.

Jack Septic Univeristy 10/10 would recommend

Sean and Robin have been really upping their game lately. Loved the video!!

I was going to comment how he's being an angry boi yet again while VR working but then I realized it's the same day as his convenience store job 🙈 so it's just a continuation of the sass, but _bill he ever be a happy boi when working?_ _bill his dad ever return?_ *The world may never know.*

@Alex-od2jv

5 жыл бұрын

*THE WORLD WILL NEVER KNOW*

@Brandon11746

5 жыл бұрын

youre so dedicated

@seidimeow

5 жыл бұрын

+The MAGIC bottle of Bleach no, u

@anthonymusto1049

5 жыл бұрын

@The MAGIC bottle of Bleach K I wanna die :3

@landroverrangeroversporths2569

5 жыл бұрын

The MAGIC bottle of Bleach go ask t series to drink u

When you found the hand in the car drawer it was actually a glove and that’s an achievement Hopefully this helps anyone that needed that achievement

It’s been a year since this video, and I just barely noticed the sticker in the back that says “it’s not illegal if you don’t get caught”

17:03 it's a... glovebox...

@marstheworm

5 жыл бұрын

I was so mad that he didnt connect that 😂😂😭

@kensliekimbrough6814

5 жыл бұрын

PsychoPup same😂

@Galaxy-24

5 жыл бұрын

Still, his reaction to the ‘severed hand’ was fun.

@marstheworm

5 жыл бұрын

@@Galaxy-24 true lol

7:47 Wheeeezzz omfg lol 🤣. Robin you did an amazing job 👏🏻

3:18 'i don't feel so good mr stark' xD

Have you seen Jacksepticeye plays VR games with great passion? Awesome vid with you playing VR Minecraft. Lmao

@msulecki

5 жыл бұрын

Lol great

7:46 Robin, that's mean! XDXD

@The_Falcon27

Жыл бұрын

Who?

@christopherkio3885

8 ай бұрын

@@The_Falcon27yo mama

@jacobh12349

21 сағат бұрын

​@@The_Falcon27Robin is jacksepticeye's editor

Bill:*interups Jack's montage* Jack: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

20:20 this baby can fit so many *BANANAS*

What if my tailpipe is blocked by *flamingo shorts?*

@CrescentPaws5000

5 жыл бұрын

丂ㄩ丂卄丨 GIVE THEM UP NOW SOME WE CAN GET THE REWORD

@darthlily7138

5 жыл бұрын

GIVE JACK HIS FLAMINGO SHORTS BACK!

@SentedOnLean

5 жыл бұрын

FLAMINGO PARTOL MOVE OUT

@thelegendarylkp5106

5 жыл бұрын

BOI GIVE THE COFFEE BEAN HIS SHORTS BACK

@sushi4o2

5 жыл бұрын

THEY FUCKING GOT ME! WE’RE COMPROMISED BUB, WE’RE COMPROMISED!!! GO GO GO!

How the robots float, you may ask? Well, the gravity of the planet is altered as they float at a tangent to all air particles which are arranged perpendicular to their propellers and thus they can change the densities of their bottoms and Alice has reached the wonderland.

@booga9584

5 жыл бұрын

Idfk what I typed.

@darthlily7138

5 жыл бұрын

Sound like actual science.

@gavinmcchicken8171

5 жыл бұрын

R/iamverysmart

@SentedOnLean

5 жыл бұрын

Game theory reads this: AHHHHH MatPat: Austin calm down!

@drantigon

5 жыл бұрын

Other words: propellers

Part 2 of Jack gets shook by the doughnut wheels 😂😂💀

Loved this so funny when he hit his board and nice little montage 😂👍

PinkFlamingoShorts come home~ *Spongebob's "Gary Come Home" instrumental plays in the background*

Did you get it when they put a glove in the glove compartment

@Alpha-lt9qf

5 жыл бұрын

No plz tell me

Also, Jack:Bill, bill, bill, bill Also Jack:*Looks behind him* and screams at the top of his lungs, THERE'S A BILL and points at him

The fact you released this on my birthday is crazy (January 21st)

Spiderman Spiderman Does whatever a spider can Eveeythings Getting dark I dont feel so good mr stark

@scratchedcds

5 жыл бұрын

CHAOS GAMING why

@alexisbathgate9050

5 жыл бұрын

How dare you

@user-ez3ly4wv5g

5 жыл бұрын

nice but fuck you

@lotionsalt

5 жыл бұрын

Stole from a tik tok

@TheOpossumMaster

5 жыл бұрын

LooOOOOook tHeRE GoEs ThE SpiDerMan

Kinda crazy how jacksepticeye still hasn’t changed his energy in a long ass time ( edit) Okay I just got 163 likes on a comment mean while I can’t even get 15 likes in a vid a make😂

@jahandahan7490

5 жыл бұрын

Probably the biggest change was from 2014-2015

@mjso

5 жыл бұрын

Gotta make that $$$

12:07 gotta love how that electric car has... emissions

I loved the part were he just said "Well do u want to put a dead body in here because Bill is perfect for the fitting!

"I'm buying time" No no, THEY'RE buying time

#1 Trending on Gaming THATS WHAT I LIKE TO SEE

@WaZeRetr0

5 жыл бұрын

TheSpectralBlade now it's 2

@EXPLRWater

5 жыл бұрын

Ssundee is #1

@valoz6163

5 жыл бұрын

At the time I wrote this, he was number 1 on gaming

3:20 Did he just reference infinity wars? When he said 'I don't feel so good Mr. Stark' I froze in place. That was the saddest part of the whole movie.

@evelyndehn523

5 жыл бұрын

Karlie Blaker yes i think he did. sad moment it was.

The pizza in that car you had to clean had NO BUSINESS LOOKING THAT DELICIOUS.

First day on the job and you breathe in some lead paint. Good work human.

He. Forgot. To. Close. The. Goddamn. Gas-cap! 9:20

@aliciab33

5 жыл бұрын

I did that when i first started driving. Lady yelled at me 2 seconds after i started my car. So, scared half to death AND felt stupid. Helpful strangers!

@kyanite1434

5 жыл бұрын

JACK. YOU DONE FFFFUCKED UP

@fluffyhairedmonster7880

5 жыл бұрын

OCD ;-;

Robot:"I need a car that matches my personality" Jack: well it's already shit brown This is the best joke Jack has ever made change my mind

Amazing job Jack! (I drew a picture for you by the way, Jack.)

Jack, such a bad example for kids around the world.... Doesn't even wear the safety straps on his remotes...

@darthlily7138

5 жыл бұрын

We must fix that.

@xandelta5306

5 жыл бұрын

How coulf you Jack. We believed in you

@darthlily7138

5 жыл бұрын

@@xandelta5306 We should fix it with a controlled shock.

@katsuover

5 жыл бұрын

@@darthlily7138 Is that a JackSepticEye FNAF SL reference??

@darthlily7138

5 жыл бұрын

@@katsuover Maybe...

Congrats on 2# on trending! Love your channel btw hope you fing your shorts! 😜

Jack this might have been 4 years ago but 7:46 this is the best part of the video

I haven’t watched a video since 15 million. First video in a while of jackaboy

You can feel the waves of irishness in the title.

"Where's the bill..." "HEY BILL-"

He makes my day even better

Jack predicted juice wrlds death 19:07 "hes gonna be dead by the age of 21"

Irish mechanic at work *2019 colorised*

I love when jack plays vr games