lol dammit Jack... my next video is exactly this :P

@nabzplayz9752

8 жыл бұрын

omg woof

@dylanhoang7960

8 жыл бұрын

Really mark?

@zakakraken7433

8 жыл бұрын

+Markiplier JUST DO IT!!

@super11901

8 жыл бұрын

MARKYMOOO

@yoonalouis9638

8 жыл бұрын

Mark ! :D

I love the way Jack just turns and says: "I AM ON THE PHONE!"

@yeetertweeter

5 жыл бұрын

Me too

@doninhoexe2628

5 жыл бұрын

omg same im watching this for the 7th time or so and it still gets me

@sherrilynnkalliraq7751

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@GalbreathSQuin

4 жыл бұрын

"Email was an inefficient form of communication, popularized in the mid 1990's."

@SpongebobHatesGnomes

4 жыл бұрын

he was talking to kindergarten cindy

Jse 2016: “I wish valve would make a vr glove” Jse 2019: “I love the valve index!”

@trindalas

4 жыл бұрын

Creepy Top 5s I just got some Index controllers myself and they are great... except when you hands get particularly warm/sweaty after a long/intense gaming session, lol. Then it tends to not realize you’ve released your grip. It gets to be a nightmare in Boneworks because it gets hard to let go of things, lol

@bombytetoo

3 жыл бұрын

and now we have the oculus quest 2's hand tracking

@saxonjackson6937

11 ай бұрын

3 years ago damn

Just an average day at the office: You’re sitting there doing your work when all of a sudden a hand flies over into your stall and hits you. You look over and see a loud Irish man throw a pot plant at a flying ball he accidentally created, shouting at it telling it to get down.

@melissawilkinson1458

Жыл бұрын

It's all in a day's work here in Ohio 💀

Moral of the story: Never let Jacksepticeye be your office neighbor

@trinity3631

8 жыл бұрын

Toy: Job Bot says "Get to work" Me: Job Bot says "GET FUCKED!"

@michelledetroit5569

7 жыл бұрын

Kkkkk

@dylanhines8256

7 жыл бұрын

Jason Lance hahahahahaha

@randomguypostanimeupdates6703

Жыл бұрын

You definitely regret it XD a

@mistertorguehighfiveflexin5477

9 ай бұрын

I love your profile pic! White Lantern Corps!

"ahhh, bandit bot. He's good at cooking books i want him" 2 minutes later: "why is this book on fire?"

@fanaticfandom2033

3 жыл бұрын

Well I mean, he IS good at cooking books Plus Jack’s just like that

Jack: picks up phone. Job bot: talks about email origins. Jack: IM ON THE PHONE!!!! No not you Cindy. LOLOLOLOLOL

2:46 So I can fing- *Remembers family friendly channel and stops mid sentence*

@alastorbutwithagun

3 жыл бұрын

he swears all the fucking time, how is he family friendly?

@sproigen

3 жыл бұрын

SHIT

he is so aggressive "hey STOP WORKING" *throws clock at them* "mother FUCKERS" *throws sugar at them*

@wormiestchicken

8 жыл бұрын

lololol

@discontinued7529

8 жыл бұрын

XD IKR 😂

@galaxyprincess6161

8 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@Outlaw_Praze

8 жыл бұрын

I lost my shit when that happened!!!

2:11 I like how the bot doesn't know what a computer is but he is a computer

@gracytoyschultz4416

6 жыл бұрын

goldman the person lol he don't know what he is. 😂

@NorielBenMiel

5 жыл бұрын

It's quite ironic

@cupheadthebuffkid6329

4 жыл бұрын

So he should know right?????

@eagle7396

4 жыл бұрын

he is a monitor

"oooo now i have 3 money's!!!" lmao i freaking love jack

Jack! In the copying machine, when the slider goes across, the first slide copies the physical object, and the second slide applies physics, so if you take off the object before the second slide, it will have no physics and float. Pls like so JACKABOI sees!!!

@alienz8641

5 жыл бұрын

I know!

@abfs5470

5 жыл бұрын

Indie Suarez I see you watch captain sauce

@kimberlymaakestad1164

5 жыл бұрын

You’re a year and a half late buddy

@zeleniatdq

5 жыл бұрын

A little bit too late but ok 😂

@angelsqt

5 жыл бұрын

@@kimberlymaakestad1164 and your not lol 😂

All of the best presentations begin by the speaker throwing a clock at the audience.

@GH05TL1GHT5

8 жыл бұрын

Absolutely. Can't have a good powerpoint without it XD

@little_mix_vault4817

8 жыл бұрын

He should of copied the money.

@div6002

8 жыл бұрын

+Glitter Twin he can't because when he copies it, it is going to be fake.

@little_mix_vault4817

8 жыл бұрын

nerdz dog soz found that out about 2 seconds later.

@div6002

8 жыл бұрын

+Glitter Twin soz?

jack you are the last person on earth that needs coffee lol

@aaronoconnor4803

8 жыл бұрын

If anything,coffee needs him XD

@dandyyyyyyyyy

8 жыл бұрын

lol

@dandyyyyyyyyy

8 жыл бұрын

Alex The MInecrafter​ hahaha

I like how the 8 ball said “You’re Fired” before he threw it

19:20 When your teacher lets your class into the computer room to make a presentation and you are grouped with your best friends. Also Jack that presentation was just beautiful

12:51 "Why is it on fire?!" 'Cause my mixtape's in it.

@c_manning5485

8 жыл бұрын

OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

@facelessgamer6146

8 жыл бұрын

+Santana Moss Trying to think of good comeback, ain't got nothing, fuck.

@SparkofInsanitySparkyP

8 жыл бұрын

DOWNLOADMYMIXTAPEDOWNLOADMYMIXTAPEDOWNLOADMYMIXTAPEDOWNLOADMYMIXTAPE

@joeystrike

8 жыл бұрын

DAAAAAAAM SON.

@manwithsexymustache7223

8 жыл бұрын

+TheSkylerTv Ah!! The spammers ----------------------|

Who prefers KZread over television?

@EndOfStates

8 жыл бұрын

+Supercat me, definately

@Supercatzs

8 жыл бұрын

Gijs Penterman Same I really like it too

@p.6563

8 жыл бұрын

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

@Supercatzs

8 жыл бұрын

***** Naw netflix doesnt even have Dr. who :(

@readingrainbow417

8 жыл бұрын

+Supercat neither does KZread

13:22 he was so happy when that vending machine popped. He is so adorable 🥰🥰

3:33 Jack:(on the phone) IM ON THE PHONE!!!!! (Job bot interrupts) Me: 😂😂😂😂

Isn't bandit bot the one who stole something and went to his car mechanic shop?

@lenndejong

8 жыл бұрын

He stole from the convient store were Jack worked

@berkeyuce1910

8 жыл бұрын

+Toprak Okan Pinar Oha Türk.

@bartubaser9111

8 жыл бұрын

+Stratejik Oyuncu oha iki tane türk

@ozgurege240

8 жыл бұрын

+Bartu Başer Oha 3 tane Türk

@destinynicole704

8 жыл бұрын

yes! 😸

"Word of the wise, don't touch her shit." ~jacksepticeye 2016 XD

@asrieldreemurr9046

7 жыл бұрын

Goat Mom aka Toriel :P (wait just realised you're my mum ) (RP)

@rtd6961

7 жыл бұрын

Asriel Dreemurr i may say my tag is rick but im alfis i was watching anime #mewmewkissycutetoorocks #longhashtag

@asrieldreemurr9046

7 жыл бұрын

RicktheDragon67 s i think its Alphys and in the hashtag its two* sorry if that offended you :|

@cameronpellizzon9747

7 жыл бұрын

Asriel Dreemurr Lol

@charliej5325

7 жыл бұрын

That's my catch phrase, but from someone else's perspective.

The book is burnt because you hired the dude that cookbooks

Hahaha in Jacks screen on his door it says “Be More Positive!” With a smiley face

Let's be serious here, the real reason Jack wants gloves is so he can give Boss Bot the middle finger.

@clytonbeast3230

8 жыл бұрын

no, he wants to give him a double middle finger.

I love how he gives everyone personality’s and names it’s funny

JobBot: The computer is the most important faucet of the office cubical Jacksepticeye: 🖕 Me: no u

@shiikae7787

4 жыл бұрын

Benjamin Wascher no u

19:53 this whole thing is me giving a presentation, completely BSing it the whole way

I love that he doesn't do work but throws stuff around and screams

@ruby3443

5 жыл бұрын

Lol yes

@Thrawn526

5 жыл бұрын

Wait, are you saying that's not how an office works? Ooh, that might actually explain why I didn't have that job long.

@dynamiteplays1879

5 жыл бұрын

I see that your new here XD

did Jack just say he's waiting for gloves so he can finger things?

@khaledh1880

8 жыл бұрын

Probably

@Gabriel-yu7fs

8 жыл бұрын

Bwahahahaha

@kaitookawa2983

8 жыл бұрын

"I want actual fingers to work, so i can fing things" -Jacksepticeye 2016

@grimgaming2218

8 жыл бұрын

yes yes he did

@callumhornblower1674

8 жыл бұрын

I was just about to write this but I saw this

They actually have a suit for VR that when you get hit,touched or others in the game you'll feel it

@gravyisnice4465

5 жыл бұрын

link?

@graceward8298

5 жыл бұрын

Ready player one?

@martinmiazga2025

4 жыл бұрын

The company that designed it has its hq near my school and I'm getting an internship there next summer. If you look up "optimal design" they have the vr on the website, Its really cool

@0jnthn0

4 жыл бұрын

*Horny peeps want to know where they can find it*

@ryanparmer1285

4 жыл бұрын

@@graceward8298 yes

When he threw the ball and it floated away that was really funny 9:05

@Epik_Janitor

2 жыл бұрын

WHAT DA FLIP

''sorry mark'' XD

@doggosandsoup4788

8 жыл бұрын

+Septiplier Away IKR

@itzgoldenleonard

8 жыл бұрын

Jack the glove u r talking about already exists

@Hero-bs2bx

8 жыл бұрын

+Leander Maximus Bjørnholt Drumm I'm pretty sure they're not out yet the people who are working on them are still developing them

@itzgoldenleonard

8 жыл бұрын

+Zolt Plays true

@emmaweadchict6716

8 жыл бұрын

And he had a moustachee

When your headphones are unknowingly all the way up and you click on Jack's video😐

@juliar2573

8 жыл бұрын

rip

@bbh3602

8 жыл бұрын

He doesn't scream that much anymore

@dipsithecreeper

8 жыл бұрын

+jаcksepticeye . Wait. Jack copied himself???

@michaelbates4156

8 жыл бұрын

+Katelyn Miller Those be rookie mistakes

@tazz86

8 жыл бұрын

That's exactly what I just did lol.

Too many fun parts in this vid to point out xD

3:44 I thought it was so funny that Jack was talking to the robot on the phone and the computer was making a lot of noise. Poor Jack he sounded so annoyed 😂😂 😂😂 😂

I made my mom watch this and she instantly loved Jack omg

@yupbrookeishere5681

7 жыл бұрын

Omg,if only it was that easy to get my parents accept the youtuber I watch.

@phanicatthefallyibywithcry8440

7 жыл бұрын

Brave Chaser Omg! Same! My parents HATE KZread, even the clean-language KZreadrs, they just hate it all which is why I have ZERO KZreadr books

@yupbrookeishere5681

7 жыл бұрын

Julianna So Wow,I fell solo bad for you.

@yupbrookeishere5681

7 жыл бұрын

Julianna So Sorry, I ment to say soooo.Stupid autocorrect

@mewoplayz5494

7 жыл бұрын

that's what I made my mom do XDD

please do more of the job simulator, because there is always something that is funny. YOU ARE AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!

@dominicpinera6259

8 жыл бұрын

Defently

@kristiantiholov9687

8 жыл бұрын

+Fuerte Sky i love this came

@Maxx-od1sd

8 жыл бұрын

Toast

@KrissRacing

8 жыл бұрын

Maybe he can finish the jobs?

@collinfrost7183

8 жыл бұрын

+Kriss ya

Jack is probably this only one who was truely enjoying this game😂

this game is insane in vr! I got it for Christmas and job simulator feels so surreal! Definitely in my top 10 vr games

That exact moment when you watch this video at 02:00 AM in the morning and you don't want to laugh because you'll wake people up so you start giggling like a fucking 10 year old, can anyone even relate to this?

@Pixelman546

8 жыл бұрын

Totes

@johncerda5433

8 жыл бұрын

alwayd

@lpsloverlpspopuler6128

8 жыл бұрын

+Gunner Rupe so trur XD

@abbeyn39

8 жыл бұрын

EVERY SINGLE DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!

@Spitfirechaos

8 жыл бұрын

a few times, and then I break and my nose feels weird, and it's hilarious but it hurts

Jakcspticeye 2016 discovers the copy machine, puts head in it smartest man alive

6 years later, still entertaining, not just this video, but the whole series

Jack: says coffee a lot over and over Me: um I think you’ve had enough coffee already Jack

Omg the bot that jack called mark actually kind of looks like Markiplier!!!😂 with the glasses and the mustache!!😂😂

@langdonlam3109

7 жыл бұрын

Madison Peterson hi

@lokakie

7 жыл бұрын

Madison Peterson buuuuuuuut he doesn't have the red hair

@myth2077

7 жыл бұрын

Haha, true but still, it looks like Mark!!!

@nicholasgonzalez6015

7 жыл бұрын

O

@jamesboss2456

7 жыл бұрын

Madison Peterson

Still waiting for Jack to accidentally punch his camera

@brookk110

8 жыл бұрын

He probably does it all the time and edits it out.... And constantly gets new ones.

@radioactiveserpant3993

8 жыл бұрын

same

@brahjr.4101

8 жыл бұрын

me 2

@breanz2787

8 жыл бұрын

+Bryden O'Neill He did once

@thorenmiller7260

8 жыл бұрын

same😅

I’m your fan , but sorry i didn’t watch ur vids for almost 5months but i just knew that you are always full of energy , and i like that

Jack is the only one that can explain a joke and it still be funny

The ball said "you're fired"

Turn on subtitles while watching this. Occasionally when jack says things like “it says here he is good at driving cars and acquiring cheese. That is something that speaks to me”, it adds in -jacksepticeye, 2016, job simulator. It’s SOOOOO FUNNY

@lizzy1886

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah because Jack put that in the subtitles.

@damiand.3806

5 жыл бұрын

Mr. Floop did you also notice that adivisor bot cusses “I need you to PARADIME SHIT.”

Now as an accounting major, I can finally appreciate the “cooking the books” joke. Absolutely destroyed me

Oml Jack your presentation tho 😂😂😂

3:33 Jack answers phone, Bot interupts, Dude *HE'S ON THE PHONE*

@hamzasenpai9697

6 жыл бұрын

so ugly you use these girl pictures as your profile

@TonyKrZa

6 жыл бұрын

And yet you don’t even have a profile pic.

@lairnpriester1494

6 жыл бұрын

Lol

@lairnpriester1494

6 жыл бұрын

HardGamezstyle thanks for doing the same

@lairnpriester1494

6 жыл бұрын

You suck annie avellaneda you don't have a pic or a life

The bandit gave you a present (He cooked you a book)

@unikitty1351

5 жыл бұрын

Kitty :3

Love your job simulator gameplay plz make more I always rewatch the videos.

Yes we need MORE MEMES!!!!! :D

Love how jack wipes his face once he drinks stuff in game

srry mark. that made me laugh

@jacksepticeye

8 жыл бұрын

+Tyler Volciak :D

@Dxrlinganon

8 жыл бұрын

+jacksepticeye love u your awesome thank u for always making me laugh :3

@aziajones8517

8 жыл бұрын

+jacksepticeye I love you and everything you stand for :)

@julieannemarie6411

8 жыл бұрын

+jacksepticeye Hey Jack! Keep up the good work on your videos!! Fans from the USA love you lots

@bingcrosby3644

8 жыл бұрын

+MakailaBatman7 "It looked like Mark because of the mustache..." thats like saying Nicki Minaj looks like Kim K cause of her thick ass

20:05 on the side it says "losses"

@superpurplegamer4712

6 жыл бұрын

i don`t know if thats good or bad :( is it. higher means less thing. and lower means more thing. so its just the oppesite. i wonder what the losses on the side ment. losses of what?

@Dominickthegodd

5 жыл бұрын

+superpurplegamer wy u copying supergirlygamers name im telling her btw never copy a utubers name love the name tho if girl plz sub and i wolent tell (sorry for the bad spelling)*0

@qiseq4090

4 жыл бұрын

Doctor D shut up

Jack next to the computer thing under the desk there's a over watch disc you can play

@forgemaster1492

5 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure that was a mod imbecile

18:01-18:05. that whole thing was fucking hilarious!!! The awkward stare after he threw it was fucking hilarious😂😂😂😭😭😭

Best work presentation ever, GIVE THIS MAN A RAISE

Who else died from laughter when Jack threw the flower pot at the yellow ball and said “GET DOWN” at 9:22

This is like the best jacksepticeye version

You can tell Jack and Mark are such good friends when they do the same things for the presentation xD

I guess you can say that jacks copy machine is very Handy

@seedless4287

8 жыл бұрын

wow.....

@phanficsatmynighmares3051

8 жыл бұрын

BYEE

@ashleythomas6153

8 жыл бұрын

You da tem shops temmies!?!?!?!

@potatojuice7486

8 жыл бұрын

+Sanstastical Girl1987 ba dum tsss

@peterwoodham4272

8 жыл бұрын

+Sanstastical Girl1987 Just stop.

That book is on fire!

random bot: “my glasses!” jacks instinct: say the exact same thing BUT, mimicking cousin kyle

Dont touch her shit. - Jacksepticeye 2016

@paige6026

7 жыл бұрын

Hi

@gracethefoxgirl4032

7 жыл бұрын

?what?

@penelopemitchell5502

7 жыл бұрын

Akshat Shankar ???!!! what the hell are you talking about

@samanthaohare8403

7 жыл бұрын

Akshat Shankar

@epictoitlevlogs8325

7 жыл бұрын

penelope Mitchell your mom

I'm that weird person that would try to seriously play it like I'm suppose to xD Just putting in the right password, trying to make the "right" type of powerpoint. I am such a square. xP

@jaydencollier4944

8 жыл бұрын

same

@jackdague1792

8 жыл бұрын

+childishandmature2 I'm the kid of guy that would just f*ck with the VR and print EVERYTHING

@childishandmature2

8 жыл бұрын

Jack Dague xD haha let me know how that goes if you do/have.

@mr_s3v7n

8 жыл бұрын

+childishandmature2 I'm the type of person who would play the game over and over again and do things differently each time

@poppi2821

8 жыл бұрын

+Bripton samw

I’m outside as I watch this and two leaves come perfectly timed with the intro

Let’s take this job seriously! Jack: *throws literally anything he sees to the other side of the game*

Jack YOU NEED TO COMPLETE ALL OF THEM!

I love these jack just throws everything

Jse 2016: “I wish valve would make a vr glove” me 2023 with my first vr headset: HAND TRACKING!?

The presentation is me when I have to do a class presentation

Boss bot reminds me of the boss from Office Space.

@salmonbelmont7758

8 жыл бұрын

*facepalm*

@kingxofxpirates6547

8 жыл бұрын

yeah you played it too? cool!

@rustyfisher2081

8 жыл бұрын

Lilo Infamous, it's a movie.

@Wolf-yp2qk

8 жыл бұрын

Yeah....... I'm gonna need you to come in saturday, and Sunday.

@TheAndkonmegalodon

8 жыл бұрын

+thechancel0r That's what he's based off of...

17:17 did BossBot say "Hello Sean"? if it did that's creepy

@PositiveWeed

8 жыл бұрын

I think it said: "Hello human" but like "shuman"

@emilystorbinsky837

8 жыл бұрын

i heard it

@chuchukitty46

7 жыл бұрын

please get your hearing checked. it said human 0-0

@urmommygay3177

7 жыл бұрын

Joshua Rodriguez he said "hello huuuuman" he just said human weird

@NOJH462

7 жыл бұрын

Joshua Rodriguez HE SAID SEAN

11:01 Can’t believe it’s my first day!! SMACK!!!

At the end of the video I was crying and my jaw hurt😂

@williamreid6255

4 жыл бұрын

Breanna Lovelock I hope you’re okay

Haha! Jack had the glasses on then said "I half to take these off I can't see anything!" get it because glasses make you see LOL

@announcevlogs4137

7 жыл бұрын

Ziriella Glasses only help to see if you need glasses to see.

@kaffebnerytd1144

7 жыл бұрын

Ziriella b

@tashyates9981

7 жыл бұрын

Ziriella you know if you don't need glasses you can't see out of them that much

@Backup-go4dh

7 жыл бұрын

LOL

@wongnam4555

7 жыл бұрын

Ziriella He said I can't fucking see anything

Glasses are made to improve your sight but in this game they just make it even more difficult. GAME PHYSICS.

@SauceyRedHN

6 жыл бұрын

Zebacorn101 Game logic*

@bagelboi4321

6 жыл бұрын

Actually, If you don't need glasses, then wearing glasses will make your vision worse *inhales snot* so THERE

@laurenzsidefan980

6 жыл бұрын

Then why did u comment

@nerfgun6454

5 жыл бұрын

@@laurenzsidefan980 I have glasses 🤓🤓👓👓👓👓👓

That presentation changed my life. 10/10 Would listen to Jackaboy PowerPoint again.

LMAO!!! Awesome to see you having fun with it!

Jack, 11:53 the magic "8" ball says "your fired"😂 it's not broken haha, please do more I love you and this series :)

he should have played flappy bot in the computer

@mohdasyraf999

8 жыл бұрын

IFKR

@collingarcia6333

8 жыл бұрын

+Mohd Asyraf I

@terrychow826

8 жыл бұрын

I know right

@cleohardcastle4026

8 жыл бұрын

+ZielGaming What do you mean?

@ish.1729

8 жыл бұрын

+Foxy the pirate Mangle the toy Oh oh oh oh...

I love watch your plays videos it's awesome!

You did an excellent presentation. It was fun to watch ^^

I love these videos they make me laugh soooooooooo much

@yupbrookeishere5681

7 жыл бұрын

Everything Jack does is funny!

@Medicine_KIWI

7 жыл бұрын

Arctic Nation ikr

@onegamer6793

7 жыл бұрын

Brave Chaser yep

Why! Who else realised that the book that was on fire was from Bandit Bot because he was good at 'Cooking Books'!

@L4sket

8 жыл бұрын

It wasn't from Bandit Bot, the book was actually from JackSepticEye.

@L4sket

8 жыл бұрын

Aggressive Tendencies I realized that too now... the fuck. Was I that tired? xD

@cookieslove2856

8 жыл бұрын

I thought the exact same thing!

@boman1074

8 жыл бұрын

same

@brodybleddon2630

7 жыл бұрын

ohhhh ok

I started watching this, and a meme ad started playing

Did anyone see the magic 1 ball said "You're Fired?" No? Just me? Oh, okay then...

JACKABOY INC: Where Memes Come True

There is already a glove like that in developement, it is called GloveOne... AND IT'S AWESOME, but very expensive ...

@patrikfigo

8 жыл бұрын

+Sinum Nice

If the copied items not being affected by gravity is intentional then its just perfect. If it's not intentional then it is the funniest bug in the history of VR gaming

I freakin died at his reaction when the pretzel and money turned into a block XD XD

Jack: immediately dubs the computer in glasses and mustache Mark

10:46 "Cause no trouble. Welcome to GLORY GREATEST OFFICE!!!"

Awsome video man one of my favourites

Am I the only one that finds jack *so inspiring?*

@UhhHalo

4 жыл бұрын

No