Thank you so much for being so kind about screen time! The more it’s watched and shared the more likely it is we’ll get money to make and develop more so cannot thank you enough ❤

Rotating horizontal video into vertical is the best of both worlds. Genius!

I want you saying 'we're having LASAGNA' imprinted on my brain

That was glorious.

@7th_Heaven

13 күн бұрын

2:42 to 2:50 was totally uncalled for and unexpected and straight faced hilarious

That boat captain is the most precious thing we have left on our planet.

@StevieMartin

Жыл бұрын

He just wants me and my shipmate to have had a good night

how does this not have a million views???

Not sure I've ever seen something better.

You made me turn my phone so many ways and then I realized it was deliberate and started cry laughing

@nikostalk5730

8 ай бұрын

can't say the same about my 23" PC display, but my neck started to be bent a lot XD

Really good. Well done

This was great. Can’t wait for the next episode of Two Comedians Talking.

Man, as a 90s kid, now I want a Snockers. Thanks for that.

This is hilarious! The meal service ads had me howling 😂

A vid so nice I watched it twice and shared it thrice!

How do we make this a thing?!! Absolutely hilarious. Here’s all my money….

Brilliant! Kept spinning my phone midway which was genius!

I love everything about this! ‘Squeeze a lemon’ particularly had me in stitches

@StevieMartin

Жыл бұрын

I cannot believe the noise and face she did. It’s the funniest thing that’s ever happened

@the_crewchef

Жыл бұрын

Me tooooo 😂

@ymirssons

Жыл бұрын

@@StevieMartin so, is it your new favourite noise?

It's true what they say about Stevie. It's pretty good.

It's been sssssssso llllllllong. Thank you Stevie for making new stuff and making us laugh agggggggggaain.....

Love this! Fills the hole that Black Mirror has left.

How can this genius woman have only 13K subscribers?!?

"There's me drinking sick" awwww, that was nice. I wonder what was up with Lola...

Damn, short while ago you guys were just filming sketches at home. Now you colab with Tom Cruise. Congratz, you earned it!

Classic Fred

Stevie and Lola. Never fails 😂

The only thing that break the suspension of disbelief is the presence of multiple ride-sharing companies instead of a single monopoly

why yes, I was tilting my computer just then

I love how unhinged this is. Fingers crossed you get more funding!

I can't believe I paid attention for 8 whole minutes to one thing. It was a great 8 minutes though.

Thanks guys i needed that. Had an f'd up day at work. It helped me disconect and decompress.

@StevieMartin

Жыл бұрын

Tomorrow is a new day 👊👊👊

QUEENZ

You are one of the best creators on the internet.

It watched like it wouldn't be out of place as a swift funny series on Netflix. It's great, I love it, I want more

@SheSaysMonologue

Жыл бұрын

Agreed

"Phone bad" done right

The apps are on point! well done 👍

genius

So clever, so funny. The world needs more of this.

I am no stranger to the occasional bout of whimsy, but that was next level. Commendable effort! 😂

sooo good! Well done to all involved :)

I'm going to have to watch this a few more times, the gags are just so fast! I hope you get to make more.

This was so slick and cleverly put together! Enjoyed it a lot 😊

Hope you get to make more of these! Joke ratio is incredible.

This is hilarious!

Brilliant!

This is SO good 👏🏻 😂

😂😂 this is amazing! Thank you for making it, you two are hilarious! 👍🏼 I do think these sketches work better as individual short skits, but you compiled this together really cleverly in this video. Kudos

Wow! I love all your sketches but this was next level. Was howling laughing the whole time. Can’t believe how much comedy you packed into this video with the quick cuts!

Had to rewind after the articulated lorry filter, since I missed the next 20 seconds of the sketch. This is brilliant, thank you for this gem! Commented, liked, subscribed (completely in screen time fashion). Is there a donate button around?

Just so fucking good. Every damn time.

I only found you like 5 days ago, I have binged almost all of your videos - this is absolutely unhinged and i love it

@StevieMartin

Жыл бұрын

KZread has suggested I comment “welcome aboard!” so welcome aboard

@charliebee5154

Жыл бұрын

@@StevieMartin Friggin' KZread eh?

@Nahtay49

Жыл бұрын

Weird, me too! The KZread algorithm moves in mysterious ways

@Nahtay49

Жыл бұрын

This was exceptional ❤️

@ledenko

Жыл бұрын

@@StevieMartin Welcome aboard? Are we on a boat?!

I just wanna take a moment to appreciate the crackin' guest stars - not least, the hilarious Mark Silcox (not Tom Cruise) 😂 I *need* more of Stevie and Lola-Rose's comedy in my life!! x

i love it.

Wonderful stuff, jam-packed with larks-a-plenty. I'm very much looking forward to downloading most of the terrific apps featured, and please keep Screen Time spin offs coming so we can keep abreast of these essential aids for hydrating, breathing, boat-locations etc...

Mike Fenton Stevens said I should watch these cos Stevie is very funny. And Mike is, as ever, correct. Evening all...

I'm not in a boat

@StevieMartin

Жыл бұрын

are you sure though

Awesome as always, hope this one explodes , btw, have you tried working for exposure?

I love this vid so much, that I want to marry it, divorce it, get back together again just to view it again like the first time!

@LuckyLucyHi

Жыл бұрын

Careful, they'll blend your favourite hoodie.

@takanobaierun

Жыл бұрын

@@LuckyLucyHi Better loved and blendend, than never laught at all.

This is hilarious, excellent work!

*laughs while swiping notifications that come up while watching this video on my phone*

@AdamBast

Жыл бұрын

That's sad

Excellent. More please :D

So hope you get to make more of these. This has got a series written all over it 👏🏻

Awesome, so good to see loads of content. Hilarious. Supermarkets are for peasants LOL. So many little bits in this will need to watch it a few times so I dont miss any. Even Mark Silcox in it

@StevieMartin

Жыл бұрын

Mark silcox is incredible what a guy

@comedyhunter

Жыл бұрын

@@StevieMartin Yes I first saw him on Joe Lycett's Got Your Back.

Absolutely loved this! So good needs to be a series please

Another instant classic. Love it :)

You pack so much into each minute. And love the theme of this one.

Love to see new content with improved production. You both are hilarious!

@StevieMartin

Жыл бұрын

wait what we filmed this on zoom like all the other sketches

@blacxthornE

Жыл бұрын

@@StevieMartin i really need to update my zoom

How did you manage to book Tom cruise? Amazing.

@StevieMartin

Жыл бұрын

he’s my dad

amazing - pls do more of this

So good 😂

Every video is a banger

This is fantastic - needs a couple more watches to catch everything :D

This was actually funny

Your channel is so underrated is killing me 😢 I loved all of your content!!

Amazing

Omg 😅 so good but so horrifying

Love this! ❤️

Nice, though it did feel a bit awkward in the middle there, with me watching on my PC screen I can't tilt.

@StevieMartin

Жыл бұрын

ah yeah with that bit you’re meant to film the PC screen on your phone and watch it sideways

This was positively absurd :D

Absolutely brilliant!

Loved it!

Absolutel GENIUS 😂

You girls are beautifully mad😂😂🤣🤣

Love the "squeeze a lemon", holy! Any chance of real subtitles? The auto-generated ones are pretty off.

@StevieMartin

Жыл бұрын

good point and an oversight on my part- sorry about that! p-p-p pet me with your penguins beef just made me cry laughing they’re not great are they. If I can edit the autocaptions then I’ll go in an do that this week!

As always hilarious 👣👣👣

This is great

This was great. I hope there will be more.

Funny that ,Different..but good !

2:22 I'm assuming this is supposed to be viewed on a mobile with the screen rotation locked?

@comedyhunter

Жыл бұрын

Thats the joke !

@mungojerrie86

Жыл бұрын

@@comedyhunter My neck wasn't entertained :(

@comedyhunter

Жыл бұрын

@@mungojerrie86 LOL

@StevieMartin

Жыл бұрын

correct. I go into more detail in the directors commentary but it’s basically a very clever metaphor for the rotation of life

@tisme1105

Жыл бұрын

@@StevieMartin I assume there will also be bloopers, design sketches (of the the sketches), script notes and a documentary about the directors commentary. Oh a window sticker please.

Very funny thx youse

Amazing!

Wait-so I have a question. Glass bottles rolling down stairs and breaking have a +/- a bazillion views and this has 16k-how is that even possible?! This is just so absofreakinglutely brilliant! Well done! I mean the water app and the breathe app and the you’re not on a boat app-loved them all. Please make more!

Worth the wait - that was absolutely delightful! x

@StevieMartin

Жыл бұрын

Thank you!

HAND FULL OF PINCH

Oh, the ghost train can talk? Mmm, pass. I'm not riding in sentient vehicles anymore. Not since that time Brum took me to a gym instead of my apartment. Passive aggressive much?

Please say this is going to be a series and not a one off

@StevieMartin

Жыл бұрын

pray to the famously lucrative and generous UK television gods

@RaggyFTWW

Жыл бұрын

@@StevieMartin It probably would cost too much money to fake that you and lola can be in the same location at the same time for more than a few minutes :(

The switch to landscape made me irrationally irritated

@SheSaysMonologue

Жыл бұрын

Job done!

I don't understand how they're in the same place. Is this photoshop?

@StevieMartin

Жыл бұрын

green screen

unliked it to like it again.

Not actual satire. Where I live there are dozens of students wandering around cashlessly transacting with their phones at a furious rate. They don't know what money is and they don't know what the price of anything is... or what the price of anything should be. They will pay £5 for a single tomato. It is surreal.

This is next level ! I love what you do for real :D

Brilliant!