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@jswets5007

Жыл бұрын

Steven Segal's Flight of Fury is so bad that he proves Santa exists, and then kills him in front of a preschool, all on a live stream that is automatically downloaded to every device which is connected to the Internet and then it plays on repeat until the device is unplugged.

@plaguebunnyproductions

Жыл бұрын

Can you review In To The Sun? It's the movie when Segal believes he's Japanese. It was the first Segal movie I ever saw.

@lisaturtle933

Жыл бұрын

@@bollockjohnson6156 See you posting similar things on a few space ice's videos. You're an obsessed stalker 🤣

@scarah3127

Жыл бұрын

@@bollockjohnson6156 You go to space ice's channel and just mash f5 all day? I swear you say the same thing on all his videos as soon as they come out. Guy's living rent free in your head 24/7

@lezellbrown8835

Жыл бұрын

I'm begging you for a review of china salesman 🙏🏾 🙏🏾 🤣🤣🤣

This movie is so bad that my father who abandoned me at 7 years old came back home to smash the TV on which I was watching it and then abandoned me again

@pinrod1

Жыл бұрын

You must be 8 years old by now? Time to start supporting yourself. Dads never coming back from getting cigarettes and booze. 🤷

@Stonecutter334

Жыл бұрын

😂

@nathanadler1452

Жыл бұрын

He did the right thing.

@gapsule2326

Жыл бұрын

Thats called parenting you ungrateful brat. Just for that Im adopting you and then leaving.

@artrobles7284

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Seagal flies to Afghanistan, and due to the extra weight, has to be fueled the entire flight.” 😂😂😂😂

@ks8452

Жыл бұрын

I spit out my coffee when I heard that. Hilarious!

@bourneslippy8039

Жыл бұрын

The "posthumously transferred back to the navy" really put it over the top for me 🤣

@SuperDutyDave

Жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHA

@ibetthisisnttakenyet

Жыл бұрын

Hahaha. Best line.

@luisalfonsoalba9730

Жыл бұрын

Best comment ever for this award winning action movie...

"Neck full of ass knife" is a timeless phrase.

@Luke-zh5xe

Ай бұрын

I'm naming my band this

@basedbane787

Ай бұрын

Tbf id be terrified if a dude pulled a knife out of his ass 😂

@F15cCrewdawg

Ай бұрын

I need a T-Shirt with this phrase 😂

@nathanwilliams4005

14 күн бұрын

@@Luke-zh5xe I really hope it's a metal band. 🤘

@bullainsworth3130

7 күн бұрын

@@Luke-zh5xeHow could one not want to go see Neck Full of Ass Knife?

The line about the $100 in the register split four ways being life changing nearly killed me 😂😂😂

@amadoujalloh1932

Жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂😂🤣

@amadoujalloh1932

Жыл бұрын

😃🤣😂😀😂🤣😃

@user-xd9yw4ur7v

11 ай бұрын

🤣

@takuansoho5836

11 ай бұрын

The "sliding across the entire store like a greased up penguin" did that for me XD

@RickJoystick

10 ай бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Steven Seagal is truly inspirational! He has never let his complete lack of talent or ability as an actor, storyteller and filmmaker stand in the way of his dream of becoming an actor, storyteller and filmmaker.

@nickimillennium3748

Жыл бұрын

The American Dream. LOL

@seancidy6008

Жыл бұрын

The best actors are not convincing in action films.

@rasszo8729

Жыл бұрын

So much so that I'm beginning to think these movies are just a way to wash money or something. Nothing else makes sense.

@918HUMAN

Жыл бұрын

​@@rasszo8729mostly its to sleep with young desperate actresses

@sadLeshrac

Жыл бұрын

did you write the one from Neil Breen's movie too (from the same channel) or did you just copy paste it and replaced Breen's name with Seagal's?

Every Steven Seagal movie in a nutshell: -Steven Seagal is either former special forces or CIA -Everyone brags about how awesome Segal is -Steven Seagal’s character will be portrayed as a good guy while doing illegal things -Women that are significantly younger than him will be attracted to him -A plot that makes no sense -Steven Seagal using body doubles for anything -Steven Segal will also mumble his way through scenes -Steven Seagal is portrayed as an invincible badass that takes no damage during his fights Anything else I forget?

@brightlight1152

Жыл бұрын

Don't forget the strip clubs!

@jeffreyjee3988

Жыл бұрын

Steven Seagal's epic hand-to-hand combat and his precise no-look shootings

@valyriantime910

Жыл бұрын

A benevolent gift for Space Ice to endlessly entertain us in an otherwise boring to death universe. As we all know, good movies are for kids. Mocking bad movies is far more interesting. At least for me.😅

@matheusarruda6462

Жыл бұрын

He's too lazy to film a significant part of the movie so there's always one or more characters who basically carry the plot for him (e.g. nose picky here doing most of the climax).

@Fugazity

Жыл бұрын

introducing: the awesome Rambo like dude who does all the movie for seagul but sadly kamikase himself at the end, so the former takes all the credits and women.

"And it's never mentioned again" 😂 The ranger, seal, ranger, seal switcheroos was fecking brilliant 😂

@thepubknight6144

Ай бұрын

The genius of Steven Segal and his incoherent plot threads

@HappyBeezerStudios

10 күн бұрын

What if there were both, a seal team and a ranger team that both wanted the job, because dying in a Seagal film is still better than sitting through the whole thing, so whatever team lost snuck on the plane and joined in anyway

@Th3Kingism

8 күн бұрын

I called up my buddy in the SEALS and he said they do this all the time, when they hit Bin Laden, they switched from being SEALS to Army Rangers like 15 times.

"... a neck full of ass knife" Those words have never been used in that order in history.

@kingofthering24

8 күн бұрын

History is meant to be made.

I always laugh so hard at your lines about how bloodthirsty Steven Seagal is. "He drives into oncoming traffic hoping to take out a family" lmfao

@adamhaha7572

Жыл бұрын

yup! xD

@pillemcphilsen8529

Жыл бұрын

Seagull can't help himself. It's his dark passenger.

@szhaka7251

Жыл бұрын

Bloodthirsty for innocent people 😆

@freedomfighter1171

Жыл бұрын

But these slippery bastards keep swerving out the way😂😂

@vipersuphere

Жыл бұрын

"with one solid punch to the stomach!!" lmao

"He pulls himself up with so much power that he pops straight through the top" That really made my day.

@Arisbe_obasmoqweef

Жыл бұрын

And then Teen Wolfed the fuck out of there haha

@ih3956

Жыл бұрын

You'd better all take notes in case

@jimmyzhao2673

Жыл бұрын

Wow. That teleportation was awesome

@Kenkenny82

Жыл бұрын

It was in fact a well known bug used by speed runners. If go under the truck and push yourself close enough to the underside, the game doesn't understand if you're under the truck or inside, so it pops you on top of it.

@momchilandonov

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like something you would hear about Chuck Norris :D.

"... and due to the extra weight has to be refueled the entire flight" Epic writing, once again

@Kris.G

2 ай бұрын

Nearly shit myself when I heard it lol

‘The nurse can’t help but swoon at the sight of Seagal murdering a defenceless old man’ 😂

@mcbrians.8508

3 ай бұрын

But there's no time to explain Because now he's Judo-Chopping this guard right in the body armour.

@innovator90

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@sharpfalcon6196

13 күн бұрын

He pulls himself up with so much power that he pops straight through the top and Teen Wolfs it to freedom.

@hulkangry5546

13 күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Slides across the entire store like a greased up penguin”. My man gives seagal 0 breaks and I love it 😂

@maurobertolone5198

Жыл бұрын

"prentending like recoil doesn't exist" is a little but nice detail that further proves 0 breaks given !😂 and that's what's great about SI

@Dingbotz

Жыл бұрын

That’s my favourite line!

@jasonmahar-gf9pk

Жыл бұрын

Me too. Iceman kills!!!

@jasonmahar-gf9pk

Жыл бұрын

And I still believe in Santa Claus lmao

@jcr4pr

8 ай бұрын

😂😂💀💀💀

The way the nurse just laid down on the floor tho 🤣🤣🤣

@StevieB8363

Жыл бұрын

It was that or have a make-out session with Seagal. She chose to preserve her dignity.

@PauletteB

Жыл бұрын

I know right?!!! 🤣🤣🤣

@joelellis7035

Жыл бұрын

She deserved an Oscar for that attempt at bad acting.

@moulibeu

Жыл бұрын

Seems like a natural reaction to me

@YTsux100pct._of-the-time.

Жыл бұрын

@@StevieB8363 She willingly took a bit part in a Steven Seagal 'film.' How much dignity could she possibly possess. Ok, enough to NOT wanna have to kiss Steven Seagal. Ok, that's fair...

he killed the cashier too lmao

@goofygrandlouis6296

2 ай бұрын

He was suspicious.

@paydn202

2 ай бұрын

@@goofygrandlouis6296 lol "you know what imma just hit a full sweep tonight" lmao

@thepubknight6144

Ай бұрын

"You set it off, and walk away...when ya don't care about the people you killed"- Lonely Island Boys "Cool guys don't look at explosions"

@bruceellenburg429

Ай бұрын

Had to be so he could get free coffee

@noelht1

27 күн бұрын

For the LOLs

"...due to the extra weight, he has to be refueled for the entire flight." Nearly choked on my coffee. Absolutely hilarious.😂

The way Seagul holds guns while shooting is beautifully insane. He doesn't even bother

@anonymousperson6119

Жыл бұрын

The question is is it better or worse than whatever tf he’s doing with that knife 😂

@ptolemeeselenion1542

Жыл бұрын

😂😂

@martinkalmus3761

Жыл бұрын

You are Very Right at this! Dont respect wepons because these things cause Death. Seagal Is Best ! Love him. Sincerly Martin KALMUS

@victoriamartines5030

Жыл бұрын

In Mother Seagalia, we're not holding guns and bother about it. Guns are holding onto us and that's bother them.

@spejic1

Жыл бұрын

You are right. The best phrase to describe Seagal is "he doesn't even bother".

The girlfriend living in Afghanistan for no reason and the girl on girl action came out of nowhere 😂

@gabrielfranco1899

9 ай бұрын

There was no strip club seen so he has to make do 😅

@Westtxcowboy100

5 ай бұрын

She's opening up an Afghanistan strip club, the girl came by for her interview and screening process!

@powerofme7144

5 ай бұрын

That and nose picky are the only redeeming qualities of this movie 😂

@goofygrandlouis6296

2 ай бұрын

Typical Afghan action ! Such a progressive country.

@aliciabell6688

2 ай бұрын

Still so boring I only powered through this for space ice's sake

(6:44) “Robert fkn DeNiro shows up to give him an assist…” that’s fkn golden man!

Seagal needs to make like 6 or 7 movies a year. I absolutely love these tear downs 😂😂

@thesaltyonion4899

2 ай бұрын

With as much thought he puts in these movies he can make one every week

@Manglet762

Ай бұрын

One of his movies supposedly took 28 days to make, so if that's correct you've likely got 6 or 7 and more by now, and more to come later if he keeps making movies.

@thesaltyonion4899

Ай бұрын

@@Manglet762 that’s no surprise. Going by how shit they are the only time they would take a second cut is if when something actually cool happens accidentally the first time.

As an ex-Seal Ranger stealth pilot knife thrower, this movie was pretty accurate.

@user-oj4iz9gb9m

Жыл бұрын

AAAAAND THE AWARD #gold goes to RA'VIRRTHETRADER ! :-)

@happypappy5808

Жыл бұрын

😆

@coleber7389

Жыл бұрын

*ass knife thrower

@snelgrave101

Жыл бұрын

Ra'virr the trader just admit your really seagal and your using a pseudonym, there's no way on earth two people could be an ex seal/ranger stealth ass knife thrower fighter pilot.

@user-oj4iz9gb9m

Жыл бұрын

@@snelgrave101 HAHAHA ... WHINING #stevenseagal #exposed #hollywood #tmz #thesun

I like how Seagal plays exactly the same character in all of these movies and there's not a single ounce of a character arc in any of them. He never gets injured, he never breaks a sweat, he never faces an obstacle that he doesn't immediately overcome in the simplest way possible, everyone talks about how amazing he is. Just ego validation front to back.

@rgolab3174

Жыл бұрын

Dude, he's Steven Seagal. He is... the only man Chuck Norris fears 😁😁😁.

@IgnorantWeed

Жыл бұрын

I still think its better than john wick

@svartvarg9778

Жыл бұрын

​@@IgnorantWeed Nah man.

@OvalRock

Жыл бұрын

And he gets to wear his trademark full-length leather overcoat, custom-made by Big Agnes, Colorado’s finest tent maker.

@IgnorantWeed

Жыл бұрын

@@svartvarg9778 I was never as bored as when watching john wick movie

Not only is this film a direct rip off of Black Thunder with Michael Dudikoff but In an interview on young actresses being pressured to perform nude, Ciera Payton said she had just turned 18 when she was cast in a lead role opposite Steven Seagal in this film. It was her first professional acting job, and filming would take place in Romania. But before accepting the role, neither the film's producers nor her agent showed her the film's full script. So it wasn't until halfway through her flight from the U.S. to Romania that she read the entire screenplay for the first time and discovered a scene in which a character comes out of the shower naked. She said she panicked when she realized it was her character. She would also be performing a sex scene with another woman. When she stepped off the plane, knowing no one else on set and without enough money to even place an international phone call, Payton decided to go straight to the top and approached Seagal in his trailer. After thanking him for the opportunity, she explained that she hadn't been informed about the expected nude scene, and she wasn't comfortable performing it. "He's kind of sitting there," said Payton, "and he's trying to think of what to say, and he goes, 'You won't even show your tits?'" The actor sent Payton outside and gathered some of the other on-set higher-ups into his trailer, all of whom were male. Then he called Payton back in to question her. Was she really not going to perform the nude scenes? Wouldn't she just take her top off? "At one point," says Payton, "somebody in the room is just like, 'You know, we stuck our neck out to hire you for this.'" When Payton's post-shower scene in "Flight of Fury" was finally filmed, she convinced on-set higher-ups to let her wear a negligee rather than appear nude. Producers of "Flight of Fury" did not respond to multiple requests for comment. Seagal also has not been available for comment, and Anthony Falangetti, an attorney representing Seagal, states that, "It appears based upon Ms. Payton's assertions, that she did not have to do anything she didn't want to do." Still, she was pushed far beyond her comfort zone; she was clothed for the sex scene with her female co-star, but their interaction was graphic, and it was choreographed by the same all-male team that pressured her to perform topless. "They are choreographing, 'Suck her breast here, kiss her there, pull her hair back," says Payton. "And they keep saying, 'Remember what you're doing, that's good, that's good.' It was so creepy. ... I just felt really (terrible), and very powerless." It took Payton, who has since gone on to appear on "Californication," "Ballers" and "The Walking Dead," a long time to come to terms with what happened. "To be reduced to some sex toy or something, none of that feels good," she said. Seagal is a horrible sex pest who multiple women have accused of sexual assault. His movies are the least of his crimes.

@donmcdouglas5017

7 ай бұрын

true

@tomortiz3514

24 күн бұрын

Just say I know he got a 16 year old babysitter prego from the neighbors

@Theodore_Twombly

20 күн бұрын

​@@tomortiz3514 British for PREGNANT.

That thumbnail though. “Top Gut” 🤣

"A neck full of assknife" had me screaming with laughter. Why does Seagal always kill so many innocent people? Like the cashier?!?

@NamelessBody

Жыл бұрын

I really, really don't understand this. Why does he insist on portraying himself as a dickhead deliberately at all times?

@hayorge27

Жыл бұрын

He's scared of first hand accounts on KZread

@pinrod1

Жыл бұрын

Because "he grew up in a bad neighborhood"

@pinrod1

Жыл бұрын

He also gets 3 body doubles killed per week.

@Arisbe_obasmoqweef

Жыл бұрын

Neck full of ass knife!! Bro that shit is funny

Went from US army rangers to Navy Seals within seconds. They'll be in the Space Force by the time they land on the ground.

@daleupthegrove6396

Жыл бұрын

That scene of the HALO drop was ripped off from the 1990 film Navy Seals. Seagull better be careful or Charlie Sheen may come after him!

@Jr-hv2yn

Жыл бұрын

😆😆😆😆😆

@KeithBoehler

Жыл бұрын

By the time they land on the moon :p

@mroctober3657

2 ай бұрын

Who do think supplies Charlie with the Tiger Blood?

I like the "Army Rangers transferring to the Navy Seals in mid-air, then transfer back." Good one!!

I fricken die every time you start a Steven seagull movie review with “mega block buster hit movie, where he showed the world….”

"Making sense has no place in a Seagal movie." Sounds about right. Someone please give this guy the Presidential Medal of Freedom simply for torturing himself watching this movie so we don't have to.

"So Seagal shows off his expert driving by throwing it into 4th gear from a dead stop and flies right through the heavily fortified roadblock " 🤣🤣🤣 i love this channel haven't seen the movie but now i feel like i do need to see it. This recap/review had me in tears

The sitting duck strategy..😂😂 This guy is comic gold.

Wait …. Seagal just happens to know how to fly an SR-71 AND an F-117? Wow, we need more pilots like him.

@playlist9980

Жыл бұрын

"This guy stopped a convenience store robbery. Let's hire him to recover a stealth fighter plane."

@o.c.g.m9426

9 ай бұрын

​@@playlist9980😂😂😂😂😂

@anthonymaddison9588

9 ай бұрын

Who doesn't?

@r.e.d.docena5957

9 ай бұрын

Remember that he is top special forces with 50+ years experience at anything

@primalconvoy

8 ай бұрын

He used someone outside the matrix to download the schematics...

"Segal shows off his expert driving by throwing it into fourth gear from a dead stop" got me real bad.. LMAO!🤣🤣🤣

@davidbass6460

Жыл бұрын

I had to pause the video at that point. This really took me out. Laughing so hard I'm crying lmao

@alwaysOPEN4business

Жыл бұрын

​​@@davidbass6460 wow weird to know I'm not the only one that had to stop the vid to finish laughing at that lol

"A neck full of ass knife" almost choked of laughter after this one lol

The "trivia" section from IMDB says something Space Ice would have written himself: "Steven Seagal has said that this is his favourite movie since Under Siege. In an interview with Sight & Sound magazine he said "my character's arc was the most satisfying journey I've taken as a full-bodied action hero in some time. Where I've traditionally played guys who slap other guys about a bit and then throw them through some furniture, or slap some guys and shoot others, or shoot them and throw them through furniture, or even slap, shoot _and_ throw them through furniture, in this movie I slap some guys, shoot some guys, throw some through furniture...but then I _also_ get in a plane and drop bombs on others. So really that's a lot of range, and something new I can challenge myself with as a distraction to the frustration of my pants feeling tighter."

"But they can't risk a transforming car becoming fully sentient, so they make the right choice and blow it the f$&k up" 😂😂😂. I laughed till I cried. Thank you Space Ice. You're an all-star.

@galil_6863

Жыл бұрын

And remember his partner? Don't worry, the military ender up sending more planes for him... and blew him the f$&k up. 😂😂😂

@mcbrians.8508

2 ай бұрын

seagal doesn’t want a transformer-seagal crossover

"But Seagal thrives on stupidity". I love this guy.

“But Seagal THRIVES on stupidity!” I can’t breathe!🤣😂

This movie has been an inspiration. I have now been dictator of a decently sized African country for about a decade and I would not have made it without him! Thank you, Steven Seagull

"A neck full of ass knife" is not a sentence I would have ever imagined I would hear 🤣

@Macaroni883

Жыл бұрын

A sentence never thought of but everyone needs to hear 😆😆😆

@kikrukhrielie8727

Жыл бұрын

Yeahhhh but he literally took out the knife from his ass..... So, SpaceIce gotta say what they gotta say....

@Macaroni883

Жыл бұрын

When Segal put it back he had a a$s full of neck knife 🗡 🤣

@OvalRock

Жыл бұрын

Hmm, the ass knife might explain the waddle.

@roscoep.soultrain5775

Жыл бұрын

@@OvalRock ..or why he runs like a girl.

“Anyways, Seagal’s been locked up for a while and has a real thirst for some innocent blood. So he drives into oncoming traffic hoping to get lucky and take out a family “ LOL!!!!! I’m dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I've been sending his movies to my former boss every Christmas since I retired 10 years ago 🤣🤣🤣

"Seagal flies to Afghanistan and due to the extra weight has to be refilled the entire flight" 5:22 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Can we all just appreciate how that woman at the beginning didn't even *try* to look like she fainted?

@GabrielAngelfire

Жыл бұрын

She didn't faint. She realized if she stayed up, she would've had to make out with Seagul. So then she decided to play dead and get out of the movie. 🤣

@jimmyzhao2673

Жыл бұрын

@@GabrielAngelfire That ploy works until Seagal discovers necrophilia

@drgunsmith4099

Жыл бұрын

That was the dest part and best acting in the movie 😂

@CyberBeep_kenshi

Жыл бұрын

Oscar worthy material 😂😂

@airiohuodionisrael3500

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

I spent a year in Afghanistan. NOT ONCE was I treated to hot girl on girl action. Mr Seagal, you are a legend! Space Ice, brilliant as ever!

@planescaped

Жыл бұрын

Yeah... that part of the movie was as incredibly random as it was nonsensical. So typical Steven Seagull.

@visassess8607

Жыл бұрын

You obviously weren't as cool, badass, smart and sexy Steven Seagal is

@OnPointFirearms

Жыл бұрын

How many times did you transfer back and forth from Army and Navy?

@exeterra4825

Жыл бұрын

You werent keeping a knife in your ass. Thats the key

@dominyquewray8668

Жыл бұрын

Did 3 tours. NEVER! EVER! Seen any girl on girl action! If only I could be like Seagal! 😭😭😭

8:30 "...Seagal's Dark Passenger..." I noticed that auto-caption correctly capitalized "Dark Passenger." Nice "Dexter" reference, sir! 💋👍

"Slides across like a greased up penguin"... Mega LOL... Where do you come up with this Space? That is some serious comedic talent . Keep 'em coming Space, I can't get enough of the reviews.. P.S. You should make a video on any one of a plethora of movies churned out by the Asylum Productions for the ScyFy channel. If you're not familiar with them those are usually the monster movies with giant crocs, snakes, sharks, etc...

"Robert F*cking DeNiro shows up" LMAO how do his body doubles keep getting worse? 😂

@sharpfalcon6196

11 ай бұрын

When the De Niro lookalike shows up again, Space Ice has this bombshell: "Then, holy shit, De Niro's trapped, but he ain't going out like a bitch, so he plunges to his death, like a fucking boss."

@venichen1

11 ай бұрын

Wait, that's supposed to be his body double? LMAO

@galil_6863

9 ай бұрын

​@@venichen1 ikr he's not even wearing the same clothes 😂😂😂

@Parocha

8 ай бұрын

@@sharpfalcon6196I’m still laughing at that 😂

@tmztw

8 ай бұрын

I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂

Whosever job it is to paint Seagals hairline on each day deserves a medal

@OvalRock

Жыл бұрын

Paint? I thought it was a scrap of beach towel dyed black.

Segal has his niche market. Guys getting together in some dude's home theater all smoking and drinking up and laughing out loud throughout the film. I want to be part of that gang of guys.

@BruderSenf

Ай бұрын

i would say come around and tag along coz we do this once a month, rolling a few blunts having some drinks and watching a baaad movie, last month it was "battlefield earth" (we nearly croaked from laugthing), befor that it was "the room" (holy hell xD) and this month it will be uwe bolls masterpiece "bloodrayne"(featuring meat lofe) and im looking forward to it xD, and after seeing this i think we have to put some steven onto the menu

I am going through this playlist slowly because I fear when I finish this all the joy in the world will be gone.

"And it's never mentioned again" 😂 I always love that part

Bruh the soldiers switch from rangers to seal team was hilarious 😂😂😂😂

@rickoshay5525

Жыл бұрын

And they even ripped off the airdrop footage from the Navy SEALS movie.

@fredsmith9714

Жыл бұрын

​@@rickoshay5525 I dont know about that, it was probably stock footage. The navy likes working with Hollywood, even though its a massive pain to go through every frame of every take and scrub it for classified material. The airforce does not like movies. Watch a big budget film, the f22s are always cgi. But the f18s are real and flown by navy pilots to get the best shots possible. But sometimes stock footage is released, or stunt men copy a known parachuting tactic, or the planes eventually get purchased by other countries and they get paid to be in our movies.

@ItsNotaTuhmah

8 ай бұрын

@@fredsmith9714 This movie ripped off footage from another film.

@haydenwalton2766

7 ай бұрын

imagine how much worse the film would be if there was a script

@Elyseon

3 ай бұрын

Guess the military branches were preemptively trying to push the blame to each other for when the team got merced.

2:30 the way Steven seagull runs always makes me crack a smile😂

The Ranger-Seal-Ranger-Seal sequence is solid gold.

Steven Seagal is the real world equivalent of "Somehow Palpatine has come back"

@zacherymahoney12

Жыл бұрын

No pretext no development no forshadow. Just, oh how convenient

@ptolemeeselenion1542

Жыл бұрын

😂😂

@TheEyez187

Жыл бұрын

Except in the real world he's called Steven's Pal Putin!

@ninetendopesaitama2107

Жыл бұрын

Without skills or style. ☮️

let me get this straight. They picked some random dude off the street who just killed people in a convienience store and decided to give him a top secret mission, put him on a flight in a SR-71 blackbird to go fight some battle for them?

@anthonymaddison9588

9 ай бұрын

Pay attention.

@hibbity_hooblah

8 ай бұрын

Sensei Seagal is not a " random dude"

@Pandalka

8 ай бұрын

a few minutes earlier I thought it would be a perfect parody of Seagal's films if the main character was given a mission to take down an international drug cartel, but in the first 5 minutes he walks into a convenient store to buy cigarettes and after being told how much it is, he shoots the clerk, takes the cigarettes and walks away, AND none of this is mentioned later. then I saw your comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@utsav3721

6 ай бұрын

To everyone else, this plotline was completely stupid. To Seagal, this was a masterpiece.

I remember watching this movie years ago and it was literally the most incoherent movie I've ever watched. They just hop from one scene to another and nothing is explained whatsoever. This was the first 'Seagal direct-to-dvd' movie I watched so I didn't yet know they are all basically like that...

“…neck full of ass knife” is cathartic poetry

5:23 😂 ‘due to the extra weight the plane had to be refueled the entire flight’. That is perfect writing

For one of seagulls movies that had navi seals in it , seagull was offered to train with navy seals and he simply stated " there isnt anything they can teach me " he's literally the worst type of person.

Space I gotta say this is my absolute favorite kind of content on KZread. I found your channel 2 days ago, and have been non stop watching your vids ever since. Thank you for pumping out these gems

"And due to the extra weight has to be refueled the entire flight" :D Best line ever :D

@Arisbe_obasmoqweef

Жыл бұрын

Truly is the best line yet

@ptolemeeselenion1542

Жыл бұрын

😂😂

@rhodan74

Жыл бұрын

greased penguin comes in second :)

Seagal is an unrecognized comic genius who is truly a master of self-parody.

@-MacCat-

Жыл бұрын

Sadly, I don't think that is his intention. Do you think he just might be a delusional, fat-arsed goon?

@jonthrelkeld2910

Жыл бұрын

@@-MacCat- I was being sardonic. Seagal is a borderline sociopath with the spine of a sea slug and the brains of an amoeba

@-MacCat-

Жыл бұрын

@@jonthrelkeld2910 Yes Jon, I got it. My response to you was a little unclear but it was meant to support your intent. Which, by the way, made me laugh. We should be grateful to "the Greater Being" for allowing this borderline sociopath with the spine of a sea slug and the brains of an amoeba to exist as he makes almost anyone else on the planet look pretty good, by comparison.

@BrawndoQC

Жыл бұрын

He's not self-aware though. But he's so awesome the police let him go despite all the killings.

@jonthrelkeld2910

Жыл бұрын

@@-MacCat- He might be the reason extra-terrestial civilizations have ignored us?

Everytime i hear the start of the review..."this is a Steven Seagal movie...Where he shows the World"...IM DEAD ALREADY🤣😭😭

2:46 the greased up penguin maneuver works every time

"Along with the cashier who rubbed Seagal the wrong way" ROFL DOUBLE LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Steven Seagal as Santa Claus is a casting decision i can get behind. I like to imagine that he goes to peoples homes, eat their cookies and leave a dvd of "on deadly ground"

@crossbones116

Жыл бұрын

"Man, what did I do to piss Santa off enough to deserve this?"

@russellmalo1171

Жыл бұрын

Like, instead of coal?

@Fugazity

Жыл бұрын

yes, but first he masacre all the family, to clench his blood thirst , then leaves the DVD.

@lrts1lrts181

Жыл бұрын

I would watch the fuck out of a movie with SS as Santa 🎅🎅

@mikehunt4986

Жыл бұрын

"I love the fuck out of these cookies. Ho ho ho."

3:34 Cops literally watching an innocent man get murdered "Wow, Steven's so cool!"

Seagal took the “fake it til you make it” philosophy way too far.

Only Seagal would write a script where a stealth bomber has a Romulan cloaking device. Pro tip: They’re called stealth bombers because they don’t show up on radar; not because they can turn invisible. 😅

@judas_bdb8681

Жыл бұрын

In sensei's defense I legit thought they turned invisible when I first heard about them. I was a child though and I also quickly learned after that they were invisible to radar which was extremely disappointing

@koby637

Жыл бұрын

Reminds me of that one where the mafia accountant "knew where the bodies were buried" and he literally took them to buried bodies

@Fugazity

Жыл бұрын

we all know that, except Seagul obviously.

@BrawndoQC

Жыл бұрын

Seriously that guy is insane haha. But it gives us great content thanks to Space Ice.

@lord_nn

Жыл бұрын

It's a fighter, not bomber.

I love how ''and then he just starts murdering everyone'' applies so well to almost every Seagal movie. Seriously, he really needs to keep his blood lust in check.

Sometimes I get so caught up in watching episode after episode of Space Ice that I forget to hit the like button, but then I think: "I'll just hit it next time" Because I'm going to watch them all 7, 8, 9, 10 times.

“Sésgale magically appears” 😂😂😂 He’s the new face of Lucky Charms 😂😂😂

Dear Space Ice…whoever you are. The pain you’ve no doubt endured having to sit through these action-packed thrillers on our behalf is greatly appreciated. Thank you for your sacrifice.⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

@rightpa

Жыл бұрын

At least they are all mega blockbusters!

@F40PH-2CAT

Жыл бұрын

​@@rightpa Mega direct to Blockbusters... (You can use this one Ice man).

@sharpfalcon6196

Жыл бұрын

@@rightpa *Mega blockbuster hit movie* is that one line that gives me a laugh when it comes to terrible Seagal movies.

@myak37

Жыл бұрын

6 stars out of 5. Just like seagal

@Kracov_the_Madman

9 ай бұрын

I no longer think it's painful for Space Ice to watch horrible movies. I think he gets off on exposing the bad logic and acting in these movies. I mean, it's fun badmouthing something, and getting paid to post your opinion online is just the icing on the cake.

Seagal deployed flares by activating infrared cameras on his plane. Truly one of the pilots of all time

@alexgiangreco3754

Жыл бұрын

I had to scroll way too far down to see this. Shit had me in stitches

@boota8881

Жыл бұрын

Haha

@jong-jongspeaks4224

Жыл бұрын

"They call me Crash cause I never had one."

@trevmac8362

Жыл бұрын

this comment is gold

You don’t know driving if you can’t pull away in fourth gear from a standstill

Is there any lazier yet pervasive trope than the "people decide to happen to rob the store that the hero is in so he can discover his skills?"

The fact that Space Ice calls every one of these movies "the worst ever" and yet is 100% correct definitively proves the existence of a multiverse.

@ahriman935

Жыл бұрын

No, it's actually a proof that the laws of physics aren't actually the same in every place and in every direction, which would basically shatter the entire modern cosmology and physics.

@TheRaptorPope

Жыл бұрын

Einstein referred to this as "Segal Theory."

At this point, youd think Segal would have accidentally made a good movie.

@nicholasm7822

Жыл бұрын

To be fair, Under Siege was pretty good. Please don't make me defend Seagal ever again.

@moulibeu

Жыл бұрын

It would go against everything he believes in

@davidjsaul

Жыл бұрын

His first few, where he actually looked like he was trying, were decent. Then it didn't so much go downhill as much as it just plummeted straight to hell. And DVD

@OvalRock

Жыл бұрын

We’ll have to be satisfied with him accidentally making bad ones.

@xbigwormx2041

Жыл бұрын

IMO his movie career went to shit after Under Siege 2

"A neck full of ass knife" is probably the greatest thing i've ever heard

"greased up pinguin" you made me laugh so hard I had tears in my eyes. Thank you. You are doing gods work.

@onlyapawn4371

Жыл бұрын

The greased up penguin line was absolutely awesome and 100% sold the film for me I need to see that bit.

@adude9882

Жыл бұрын

Add to that a greased up penguin would have lot more credibility.

Segal puts more scenes in his films where people explain how awesome and badass he is, than JCVD enjoys a dance at a Thai bar.

@Flint-Dibble-the-Don

Жыл бұрын

R. Lee Ermey did my favorite one in On Deadly Ground. kzread.info/dash/bejne/e6VoxsqgdJOdodI.html

@anonymousperson6119

Жыл бұрын

@@Flint-Dibble-the-Don hearing an actual badass like R. Lee Ermey be forced to describe Seagal in such a way hurts the very core of my soul. R.I.P.

The bit about the team switching back and forth between Army and Navy made me laugh so hard I think I pulled a muscle.

Love the movie reviews 😂😂😂 so bluntly honest and no holding back like most yes men channels , Good work , New subscriber ❤

This is the only way to actually enjoy watching a Steven Segal movie 😄😄

@dernkross9095

Жыл бұрын

I was gonna make this exact comment! hahahaha

@antoniogriffin7135

Жыл бұрын

😳🥹🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

@goodgame3374

Жыл бұрын

He's made a torturous movie hilarious

Worst part is... Someone in this world probably saw this movie and LOVED IT 😶

@roshan4995

Жыл бұрын

That someone is Seagal

@eternalproductions

Жыл бұрын

Russians

@royalrumble6531

Жыл бұрын

I loved this movie 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

@askedkedeldeif

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I someone like that lol

@spawnkeeper999

Жыл бұрын

​@@eternalproductions Chinese

The "greased-up penguin' almost killed me, jesus man have mercy

When Seagal has a young, hot American girlfriend living in a village in the middle of Afghanistan isn't the most ridiculous thing about this movie, then you know you've really got a classic!

Space Ice Saturday is my favorite day of the week

@BotterZA

Жыл бұрын

Deffo is.

@The808andrew808

Жыл бұрын

LOL what will we do after all Segal’s movies are narrated

@marknelson4856

Жыл бұрын

I know! I make breakfast for the family while watching lol 🤣

@txDDS

Жыл бұрын

@Andy watch his Reality TV series 'Law Man'

@Illustraful

Жыл бұрын

​@@The808andrew808 Hopefully Seagal will continue making new cheap shitty movies for Space Ice to ridicule.

“And it’s never mentioned again”... I don’t know why but that line always kills me😂😂😂

@maurobertolone5198

Жыл бұрын

Something as simple like that . 😄 or "But, whatever..." - Space Ice

@harvestingseason2725

Жыл бұрын

@@maurobertolone5198 it's also the way he says it xD

@nettubarona

Жыл бұрын

That's normal in Seagal's movies, the scripts have more plot holes than a swiss cheese.

@przemysawmarcisz3573

Жыл бұрын

I always laugh when Space Ice says 'for the reasons that are never explained'

@tombuck

Жыл бұрын

“Anyways…”

"A Neckfull of Ass-knife" The Steven Seagal Story.

Don't ever stop making these. The Seagal coverage is so Unbelievably Awesome I find myself watching all of them over and over again. I'm addicted to all of it. Space Ice, You Are The Bomb Bro! 😂

"He slide across the floor like a greased up penguin ." is comedic gold!

3:00 😂 God damn, man.. lmfao you are always hilarious, Space Ice. You've got me over here actually laughing out loud at the ass-knife part.. lol

@SpaceIce i love how you narrate these movies and break down all the bullshit, you make me laugh constantly! Thanks!

I can’t express how funny I find these videos. Thanks Space Ice, it helps.

"A man that has a plot can make a great movie" - A movie producer "A man that has lost the plot can make any movie" - Steven seagal

@karthiksubramanian2279

Жыл бұрын

🤣

@davidnordmeyer513

Жыл бұрын

🤣

@guilherme5094

Жыл бұрын

🤣

@maurobertolone5198

Жыл бұрын

"What's a plot?" - Seagal

@bilalattique

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍

How has this movie NOT been nominated for an Academy Award?!?!?