Sensei Seagal knows Aikido, Jiujitsu, Karate and many other dangerous words

@mightymorphingmemory6178

Жыл бұрын

Big deal I have studied in the ways of Wai-Dao, Tillaxo, and the very forbidden and must be highly ranked and given a written invitation to study the forvidden martial arts of DeathKu.

@swagmoonent8540

Жыл бұрын

Bruh this hella funny😅😅

@peterclarke7240

Жыл бұрын

Pfft. I've studied so many obscure and mystical martial arts, my hands are now registered as Deadly Weapons, and need to be kept in a locked metal box when not in use.

@bunnysidhu5064

Жыл бұрын

Bahahaha😂😂

@jackzegas

Жыл бұрын

I thought belly of the beast was Steven seagal's weight loss video

STEVEN SEAGAL: "I try not to act." THE UNIVERSE: "And it shows big time you narcissistic pos."

Steven seagull be like "Wavy hands go brrrrr"

He went to Taiwan, not to film a movie or study martial arts but expand that beast of a belly

@JayP7178

Жыл бұрын

lol

@kenstewart7700

Жыл бұрын

Probably lol

1:10 Segal has definitely mastered the art of “not acting”. 😜

“He’s easy to work with”… says no one else who’s ever worked with him.

@bigbro3s64

Жыл бұрын

Buhahaha

He studied Bull Shitto

@keybladewar22

Жыл бұрын

This comment had me laughing out of nowhwere lol.

@mikeb9223

Жыл бұрын

@@keybladewar22 🤣

Only three stuntmen were killed by Steven Seagal in the making of this monstrosity. 😂

@trygullx

Жыл бұрын

all self inflicted cause they had no idea they would be tied to this shit

@TheTexorcist68

Жыл бұрын

@@trygullx Seagal is toxic af. 😏 STDs

"The most important thing when acting is not to act" "The most important thing when fighting, is not to fight" Sensai seagull 🙏

@wtzan

Жыл бұрын

he ran from jean claude twice in 1997, chicken duck boy seagal

@thumperjdm

Жыл бұрын

"I've got no time to act. I've got an all-you-can-eat buffet to devour!"

@TPG_Plagues

Жыл бұрын

The important thing when on KZread is to not be on KZread 😂

@bigbro3s64

Жыл бұрын

Buhahaha

The unfortunate thing is that this movie could've been so much better because it was directed by one of the best Martial arts filmmakers and choreographers ever.

I can't get over the fact that they made a 'making of' documentary about this movie. Or any Seagal movie.

@JDoe-gf5oz

Жыл бұрын

His early movies are action classics. As for this one, it was 2003 when he was still a big draw in martial arts movies.

The phrase "belly of the beast" refers to Seagal's on-set eating, not a movie.

Wait how tha Fxck did Steven figure out how to regrow his thinning 90's hairline?

Sensei Seagal is the master of how to not make movies. We owe him a great deal because we need something to compare the worst movies of all time to. His teachings are beyond our understanding.

@alexlantz

Жыл бұрын

This is why we call him Seafood

I love these breakdowns, he has the reverse midas touch and turns everything he touches into worthless crap :D

Say what you will, Haters, Steven Seagal is a 7th degree master of Kukido. Kukido is an obscure, almost lost martial art that enables you to fight an opponent, while discreetly checking his pockets for cookie dough. KUKIDO!! Ha ha, yippeeeeeeee!!!

as he gets older, it looks like his ponytail is trying harder to get away from him

@supersnowball-zt2ti

Жыл бұрын

It probably wants it's own acting career!😂

"Homer Simpson in a penguin hat" ROTFL!

Steven Seagull really is Hard to Feed.

That director can add to his talents comedy, because that sliding scene is gold.

Belly of the beast?...Steven seagals then!

@owie4070

Жыл бұрын

Has to be 😂

Belly of the Beast....the jokes just write themselves. 😅

The art of fighting, when you don't know how to fight 😂

@alexlantz

Жыл бұрын

Oh this is a good one

@Chris_Oblivion

Жыл бұрын

The Last Dragon!

@bilalattique

10 ай бұрын

​@@Chris_Oblivion😂😂😂😂😂

It's very fortunate the strolling pace rail car came cushioned with some foam sheets coincidentally because otherwise Steve's steeled body might have dented it irreperably.

Nobody talk about his hair return

The same 3 or 4 moves he learnt from a serlf defense manual for pregnant women. 😂 lol... soooo funny!

This video was fantastic. Thank you algorithm for blessing me with it this day!

Seafood’s acting ability makes William Shatner look like Sir Lawrence Olivier

He snorts white pixie dust and chants scripts to his producers while topless women throw money at sensei Seagal for his genius.

@alexlantz

Жыл бұрын

That's pretty much qhat happens on sets from what I've seen

Shouted out my boy! SPACE ICE!

His fighting style is just his way of trying to grab snack items from his opponents hands.

Mocking Sensi Seagull videos are one of my go pos win KZread, and while the competition is stiff, I think you do it the best.

I'm a little sad I wasn't mentioned. I won't snatch any birthdays. However, I demand cookies as tribute.

@alexlantz

Жыл бұрын

But I put your avatar in the clip! And in the next video will definitely mention. Though it seems to me that our birthdays are already screwed for several generations ahead

So…by his logic, the best way to go to work and do your job is by not going to that job or working. I expect a paycheck though…

@alexlantz

Жыл бұрын

>by his logic >his logic I think, you've gone too far

@AlexLantz You, Red eye Review, Space Ice and every other KZreadr I get just from algorithms, really make me enjoy each of these vids every single time. And this video was awesome. Thank you, for your research, your patience and you're dedication to your fans and audience. Love and Respect my guy.

@alexlantz

Жыл бұрын

Thanks a lot for the kind words, bro!

@rageagaintstheNWO

Жыл бұрын

Space Ice gang. Also check out Reaper.

This was amazing

I have never heard one good thing about him from all of the people who have worked with him in his movies. He must been a total nightmare to work with. I don't know how he is even able to get parts in movies

@Necroverse19

Жыл бұрын

He produces his own movies.

@rageagaintstheNWO

Жыл бұрын

@@Necroverse19 And also writes the scripts. Hence why all of them are dogshit filmed in Romania

@bigbro3s64

Жыл бұрын

​@@Necroverse19 you mean a potato buhahaha

Think I even seen him drinking a bud light the other day.

He must have some sort of skill he managed to reverse his baldness from the 80s to having a full head of jet black hair in his 60s 😂😂

Love from Portugal my friend!! 😊💕

@alexlantz

Жыл бұрын

Love to Portugal!🤗

This was really good

I love that steven segal just lowkey confirmed that his movies are just a bunch of money laundering schemes: "i just made this movie for a reason to shoot in tailand"

Ah, Space Ice..🤣🤣🤣 gotta love his work.

I wanna set that little audio clip "the fingers you have used to dial are too fat, please try again" as my voice-mail message

@alexlantz

Жыл бұрын

🤣

Funny shit. From a new subscriber. 🤝

The title "Belly of the Beast" is actually referring to Segal's waistline.

Steven Seagal's only strength is the fact that most famous martial artists are extremely humble. And because of that he gets away with this bullsh!t. Bob Wall was the only one to call him out. And Van Dam (According to Sylvester Stallone.)

@alexlantz

Жыл бұрын

True, I also look at martial arts more like at dancing. And from what I see, Seagal's aikido looks like a pretty lazy dancing

@rageagaintstheNWO

Жыл бұрын

Van Dam wanted to beat the shit out of him in his no so go great period when he was doing drugs. Naturally, Steven was nowhere to be found.

The only scary thing about Seagal is when he goes to a buffet..

@peterclarke7240

Жыл бұрын

You're forgetting about the sheer terror he causes when he goes for his after-dinner shit.

@DanielThureskog

Жыл бұрын

Steven Seagal is the real reason, why the carving chef from The Old Country Buffet training video is sweating. ;)

I just notice at this moment that Seagal uses a lot of lariat in his moves aside from slapfights.

Space ice is great too haha

Probably couldn't be a more fitting title starring him.

i loved this movie really fun

After seeing a flying kick by Seagal (Not him of course, and badly editied) I checked out from the movie and never looked back. To be fair, we were all team Seagal in 90's, but after Under Siege, it all went downhill and never recovered. I guess his ego grew faster than his career.

Stephan Seagal is an amazing actor and extremely accomplished in real life!

@bigbro3s64

Жыл бұрын

You good? buhahaha

😂😂😂😂😂 Best way to be funny is to be Steven Seagal 😂😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂 great video

Perfect title for a Segal movie

Steven Seagal knows Akido and more dangerously the art of cookiedough

I was a kid we called it Patty cake, Patty cake bakers man bake a cake as fast as you can😂

With Seagulls expertise on Belly's, you'd think it would be a better flick.

Will Sasso from mad tv dose the the best SS impression ✌️

Slap, slap slap. Slap. Slippy slap....slap. sit in chair. Sleep. This is both his fighting style and how he makes love.

@alexlantz

Жыл бұрын

😲Feels as if I have just watched another Seagal's movie!

@perrycoffey5410

Жыл бұрын

Lmfao

You. Legend. This.

"So bad it's good" would love to see this. #SBIG

'Space Ice' is KING

“OILRIGHT EVERYONE”!

Is this the movie where he does fight scenes sitting in a chair ? 😂

Ironically Belly of the Beast is one of his better DTV movies.

2:26 to portray himself as a spiritually gifted boobist

u can insult seagal's ways, his existence, his movies, but i wont stand for you to assault seagal.

This movie should have just been called “The Belly”. 😜

he's a legendary goofball

1:06 me when I get a speeding ticket

Everyone! Call Space Ice!!!

Seagal looks like Gene Simmons stunt double minus the stunts

"Belly full of Feast"

Space Ice is fun... don't forget about Jason Brant channel. They are ironic seafood fans as well

He always wants to create a movie but never invested on improving his health or physique.

@alexlantz

Жыл бұрын

It doesn't seem that he cares about movies actually

Lol

I really enjoyed that movie.

@bok569

Жыл бұрын

Hello Steven

Steven flock of Seagulls

Wonder what the movie name refers to :D

The "code" on the buffet table is a sequence of three different appetizers three times in a row that translates into different words. It's like he's putting zero thought into any of this or he's so stupid he doesn't know how a code works

wow ching siu tung diected this film, he is such a great action director in the 90s hong kong era

Seagal strongly reminds me of a soccer player that scammed professional teams by not playing during 15 years that he got away with it (can check it out on the documentary: 'Kaiser: The Greatest Footballer Never to Play Football'). Seagal being a so called actor who accepts he doesn't act and he doesn't play his own fighting sequences (that was the whole reason for him to be starring a movie).

He's legit at aikido. In other words, he can't fight.

Man this is all i need in my daily routine in YT .a funny Russian guy talking about the shitty ass so called sensei seagal . Count me in in your loyal subscribers FNO .

@alexlantz

Жыл бұрын

🤣

Belly of the beast? He is making a movie about his tummy?

@alexlantz

Жыл бұрын

That's just the way it is

"I try to not act."" -Steven Seagal Truer words have never been spoken in history. Also, and no offense to the actors, but it's easy to say some one is a nice person when you get paid probably double what you've maid on most of the Filipino moves you've acted in over the last 3 years in one badly made American/Russian backed Seagal movie.

How is that possible that he has more hair now then when he was younger? 😂 Sad we all know the truth lol

The most important thing in acting is not to act 😂

I hope Steven caught you then you will know how Steven good

You just know he be farting on set and blaming other people.

Yeah Fat Steve added the dirty senses and his obligatory strip club senses.

Man is one of most insanes seagull movies ever, totally incoherent plot, sifu as always being the badass even changing how u reload a gun lol and these nonsense fight scenes during all movie (the farm market fight scene is one of greatest shits ever hahahah) anyway you made a great job reviewing this crap like all seagal cinematography btw take this movie an unintentional comedy just like that to avoid a mental breakdown while watching this 😅

@alexlantz

Жыл бұрын

True, true, that's a masterpiece of Bad Cinematography!

Seafood seagal will train us i the inept art of bullshido

0:48 that's not actually steven seagal. I think that's george dillman

Segal has a blackbelt in Bullshido

It was a great cause

U can talk crap about him, but in reality, no one could, would tell that to his face, even you man...