HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEPHEN. You are almost old enough to run for POTUS.

@dozervin1

15 күн бұрын

NO WAY IN HELL.

@JohnSmith-pg9ns

15 күн бұрын

Stephen is more of a patriot than any MAGA supporter could ever dream of

@androsc1418

15 күн бұрын

By FJB’s standard

@HistoryonYouTube

15 күн бұрын

Maybe his father is - as a young president of course!

@Theonetruegod-hw2ei

15 күн бұрын

@@androsc1418 go away Russia

Happy 60th birthday Stephen! The world is a better place because you’re in it.

@debrachilders3544

15 күн бұрын

I'll second that !! ❤

@maryeliason1504

15 күн бұрын

Oh yes!

@Xtini-ov2ys

15 күн бұрын

Hear, hear!

@dailealexander2055

15 күн бұрын

Couldn't agree more, watching Stephen is one of the major highlights of my day 🥰 Happy birthday Stephen!!! 🎂🎈🎉

@Zett76

15 күн бұрын

This one is very true.

Please know many of us couldn’t have gotten through the past 8 yrs without you bringing humor to the insanity. Happy Birthday Stephen!

Happy Birthday! A gentlemen and a scholar, and bonus points for having a heart, empathy, humor, compassion, and humility.

Happy 60th Birthday, Stephen! You don’t look a day over 59! 🥳🎉🎊

@hiya-de5hd

15 күн бұрын

I mean he is not wrong

@nhokonhokopuala

15 күн бұрын

Ehehehehehehehehehehe

@susanfarley1332

15 күн бұрын

I would have said 45

@troyallen8223

15 күн бұрын

👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

@ReggieWaiters-gv9kl

15 күн бұрын

May you live a thousand years, drink a thousand beers! May you always have good luck and all your sex in the Buck !!! B day ups!! Enjoy!!

Who had "Former President praising a fictional serial killer" on their bingo card!?

@mariegarside8830

15 күн бұрын

Not I 😮

@user-zb9lv3gh8s

15 күн бұрын

If you said you did, I'd swear you cheated

@verttikoo2052

15 күн бұрын

I didn’t see that coming 😬

@bryancarlton4747

15 күн бұрын

Dammit! I missed the other 9 blocks

@Andrew_Waples

15 күн бұрын

I wouldn't be surprised if he thought he was real.

Happy 60th birthday Stephen!! Thank you for sharing your birthday with us. You are a joy to watch.

Died laughing at the footage of dampnut claiming he told Frank Sinatra that he's a politician.

Can't wait until we read, "The late donald trump."

@xoa

15 күн бұрын

Considering he brags about not exercising because it's "unhealthy" and inhales McDonald's.. Shouldn't be long.

@user-zb9lv3gh8s

15 күн бұрын

​@@xoawe've been saying that for damn near ten years now. Fuc#er still ain't dead.

@twins29

15 күн бұрын

@@user-zb9lv3gh8s Actually, I want him to continue living so that he can spend the rest of his remaining life either in court or jail.

@christophermyers3758

10 күн бұрын

Remember, we are just one extra greasy BIG MAC away from that ARORA BOREALIS REBOOT! 🤗

Help Stephen fulfill his Birthday wish, & so many others by voting for Biden/Harris 2024!! Vote Democrat, Vote BLUE, Ride the BLUE wave all the way through!! 🌊 💙💙 🌊

@lizardog

15 күн бұрын

Honestly, if Tr*mp is allowed to run as the (former) Republican party's candidate, I will vote for whomever opposes him.

From all of us in 🇬🇧 Great Britain that love what you are and what you do! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU OLD CHAP 🎈🍾 🎉🎂🥳

The monologue was on fire!!! Kudos to the writers & Stephen!!!

Bonus Points: In that same New Jersey rally, Trump also attacked Bruce Springsteen. *In New Jersey.* You can't attack The Boss in New Jersey and expect his fans to vote for you! I'm not an American and even I knew that!

@mariegarside8830

15 күн бұрын

Never attack The Boss in Jersey

@sheilaboston7051

15 күн бұрын

He also lied about there being 100,000 people there. Estimates have it at 5K - 10K and there's a Meidas clip showing hundreds leaving while he was still talking. Apparently, the Wildwood mayor is a MAGAt and started the ball rolling with that wild figure, and some MSM didn't bother to check it. He _so_ wants to think he had more people than at an Obama rally or a Springsteen concert.

@user-zb9lv3gh8s

15 күн бұрын

Hell, you're on shakey ground busting on The Boss in Pennsylvania.

@rock-n-rollfoodie

15 күн бұрын

DT is an idiot

@petyrkowalski9887

15 күн бұрын

I am English and even I knew that. Trump is utterly stupid.

Silence of the Lamb is Christy Nome's favorite movie too😂😅

@silversolitaire1519

15 күн бұрын

I see what you did there. 😏

@user-zb9lv3gh8s

15 күн бұрын

Silence of the Goat too

@elenachristian9860

15 күн бұрын

Probably. I know a sociopath or two, and it's never not horrifying to witness them fangirl over movie villains. They don't understand why that's off putting to others.

@helentaylor7132

11 күн бұрын

@@elenachristian9860 MAGAts seem to love it though!

@silversolitaire1519

5 күн бұрын

@@elenachristian9860 I was more making a joke about how she’s a sociopathic monster who likes a film that has a title that sounds like a phrase for killing animals.

I, along with MILLIONS of others,, am here to celebrate your glorious, wise, brilliant, generous, and myrth-giving life! Thank you for BEING BORN!

@nevadak3424

6 сағат бұрын

Stephen was on fire tonite !!! That stormy daniels take was magnificent !! And trump silence of the lamb ! Classic ! 😉🤣

A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, STEPHEN!! Thank you for being such a gift to everyone! 😄

I’ve been watching Stephen since he was 42 and I was 16. More than half my life. In high school I walked around carrying “I Am America (And So Can You)”. Thank you Stephen for being along for the ride!! 🤗 happy birthday!

@yasuke1280

15 күн бұрын

Kinda of sad how much of a puppet for the left he’s become compared to Colbert report. Dude is bought out now.

@Darknamja

15 күн бұрын

For those of us not in the know. "I Am America (And So Can You!)" is a 2007 satirical book by American comedian Stephen Colbert and the writers of The Colbert Report. 😉

@-oiiio-3993

15 күн бұрын

@@Darknamja Whose boat is this boat?

@Slickthecat1

15 күн бұрын

Math ain’t mathing.

@stefanhoimes

15 күн бұрын

I remember seeing him play a gay teacher on 'Strangers With Candy' and he was hilarious. I was about 13 and probably shouldn't have been watching it! Recently re-watched the series and it is wiiilllddd. He once called fans of it "deeply troubled" but it's ok because he is too and that has stuck with me. It's a celebration of weirdness and there's positive queer representation where the LGBT characters aren't the punchline. Impressive for 1999. Να τα εκατοστήσει!

My eyes! My eyes! Bannion's Only Fans has blinded me!!!

@lunaholiday8585

15 күн бұрын

I threw up my snickerdoodle.😊

@beebuzz959

15 күн бұрын

He should pay us for having had to see it.

@beebuzz959

15 күн бұрын

@@lunaholiday8585 At least it wasn't bannon's snickerdoodle.

Happy Birthday Stephen! Love how you can keep the crazy funny! It keeps some of us from losing our minds, so thank you!🎂🥳🎁

I think Herschel Walker has been helping him with his campaign speeches 😂

Colbert killed it, the ranking system was great and appropriate ending with that lunatic RFK

@joannaquanttumphysics

15 күн бұрын

I thought trump would be better, but great anyway

@maureencherrick3824

15 күн бұрын

Do not under estimate rfk.

Revenge is best served in court.

@fumbleknit719

15 күн бұрын

Or in jail.

@eschwarz1003

15 күн бұрын

yes where the BS misinfo goes to die

@beebuzz959

15 күн бұрын

@@eschwarz1003 Well, let's hope the misinformation dies there and the truth comes out, but will you believe it?

@betweenworlds620

15 күн бұрын

👍🤓

Happy Birthday Stephen!! You’ve brought so much joy to so many. So happy you’re on the planet.❤

Happy birthday, Stephen! Thanks for keeping us sane through laughter.

Happy Blessed, & Beautiful Birthday Stephen!! Who knew that 60 years ago little baby Stephen would grow up to become one of the greatest Comedians ever!! We Love You Stephen Colbert!! 🥳💜💜

So glad Evie saved your life by making you go to the hospital! Stay healthy. We need you!!

Beloved Stephen!! Happy 60th Birthday Season... yes, the sky is flashing rainbows just for you!!! Thank you for all you are!!

Happy Birthday Stephen! Thank you for saving us with your wit, humor and genuine kindness. Have a great 60th trip around the sun! We love you 🎂🍹🎉

60 ? I was 60. That was 17 years ago. Happy Birthday Stephen ! I love you man. God bless you and everyone you love.

@user-ff8vo1se8v

15 күн бұрын

U B my peer😊

@marmac7619

15 күн бұрын

12 years Ago!

@karllieck9064

15 күн бұрын

45 shows us how many millions of pos we have in the Divided States of Idiocracy.

@kingayy9267

15 күн бұрын

It's so neat to see your generation being internet savvy and having fun on KZread. To many more years, all of you!

@653j521

13 күн бұрын

@@kingayy9267 About ready to run for President or Congress?

Happy 60th, Stephen, the White! 'A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.'

@lenawagenfuehr53

15 күн бұрын

Stephen the very white, like all Irish

Happy Birthday Stephan!!! Yes the sky lights were all for you!!!! Love ya🎂🎂💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

Happy Birthday Stephen! Thank you for keeping us laughing through this madness..."Not too Long" !!!😂😂😂

Of course he loves to quote Hannibal Lecter...he is tickled he finally understood the "friend for dinner" comment. Almost as cool as playing Word Search for Morons and finding "us" in "USA!"

@truepeacenik

15 күн бұрын

Pity Trump only sees SA, and thinks it’s a command.

Trump is guilty AF on all counts!!! Lock him up already!!!

@SizzleMoonSong

15 күн бұрын

It will make a great birthday gift for Stephen ...& the rest of us too for that matter

@anthonysilvestri4946

15 күн бұрын

@@SizzleMoonSong Amen Sister!!!

@yasuke1280

15 күн бұрын

How so? Your’re a dolt if you really think trump will do any time.

@theshadowman1398

15 күн бұрын

Lock yourself up. Preferably in an airtight box

@joanfrellburg4901

15 күн бұрын

According to Stormy, he got a toadstool haha

Happy birthday my Beloved Stephen ❤🎉❤🎉❤🎉❤ Welcome to the club !!! Congratulations 🎊 👏 💐 🥳 🎊 👏 💐 🥳 🎊 👏 💐 🥳 🎊

Stephen Colbert being on fire like tonight is what makes him the Current Great Colbert.

Does Trump know that Silence of the Lambs is a work of fiction?

@user-lc4qe4gr7k

15 күн бұрын

AND that Sir Anthony Hopkins only ACTED in the movie.

@chrisrj9871

15 күн бұрын

AND that Hannibal Lecter is the VILLAIN in the movie? ...wait, he probly does...

@MargaretWalcott-rv7xp

15 күн бұрын

trump is a work of fiction everything about him is fraudulent.

@HairynosedWombat163

15 күн бұрын

Probably not.

@tammyd.970

15 күн бұрын

Shhhh!!!! This is all part of the plan, people! Don't ruin it.

Happy 60th Birthday, Stephen!!! Thanks for keeping us entertained!

Happy Birthday to an American treasure! We love you Stephen, and appreciate your humor, sparkle, and spirit! Thank you for sharing your talent with us, bringing us joy, touching our hearts, and being a bright light in this crazy world. We wish you many more years of joy and happiness! 💖💜💖

Happy Birthday Stephen and on Turning 60. It’s also my Birthday, which is May 13th, 1959. I’m Canadian and being 65, I start collecting CPP (Canada Pension Plan) and OAS (Old Age Security) now. Provincial (Ontario)pays for my prescription drugs too. I get free drugs and healthcare. People complain about Canada these days which is sad. I just worked hard and raised a family. I sure love my socialist governments.

Very happy 60th birthday to you, Stephen Colbert!!! 🎂🥳🎉 May you enjoy many more!!!

Happy birthday, Stephen! 🍰🎂 You are a national treasure. 😆

Wow! I'm sitting on the bus somewhere in Johannesburg, South Africa with my cellphone headphones on and I'm in stitches 😂 People must be thinking I'm nuts. Well done Stephen. One of the best opening monologues I've ever seen. Every line was hilarious. True legend.

Happy 60, Steph!

Happy Birthday, you are a treasure!! Thank you for making us laugh through the nightmare that is Trump. Vote!! 💙🇱🇷💙

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Stephen! Been watching you for years, thank you for all the joy you bring to the world.

@erbiumfiber

14 күн бұрын

Been following him since the Daily Show days, and I, too, have the same birthday, I am a sister from another mother, we are both 60 today!

Happy belated 60th birthday to Stephen Colbert thank you very much for the laughs and memories made in late show!

Happy Birthday, Mr. Colbert!!!

For the most part, the people testifying against Donnie are his close associates... nice to know they might actually bring some accountability...

@HoldThatThought248

15 күн бұрын

Look at con artist doing what con artist do telling the gulliiible sheep what they want to hear and promising them things he has no true intentions on giving them..He promised tax cuts for the middle class as president and we heard nothing else about it after the midterm elections when will these people learn.🤦🏾‍♂️🙄

@firstlast-tp7zo

15 күн бұрын

Under the force of subpoena, but we’ll take it.

Happy Birthday Mr. Colbert. Now get back to work. We need you.

Happy birthday Stephen!!! Its great having you, so many laughs with you keeping us from sad realities…you are simply great!!!

CHEERS, Stephen! Much LOVE and Thanks for ALL of the laughs!

Happy Birthday, Stephen! We love you!

It was also my birthday. Happy to share this special day with such a great guy!

@catherynechen4280

14 күн бұрын

Happy birthday

Glad to see Stephen in such a good mood at his birthday. It’s seldom to see him “lost it” when telling a joke he’s always in his quite professional composed self but not today! 😆👍🤣 can totally see he’s really enjoying himself hope our buddy live everyday like that. HAPPY 60 🎉❤🎉

Wishing you a very Happy Birthday, Stephen. You are a national treasure. Keep up the good work.

Gotta love that Cohen was able to get "Von ShitzInPantz" into the court record.

I’ve said it before, T***p’s dad is NOT looking down, he’s looking up from Hell and saying “Yeah, he’ll be down here with me one day and we’ll take over this place - father and son team reunited!”

Love this man! And Evie too! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAN

Happy 60th Birthday Stephen from a fan on KZread in Australia. You are definitely my go to channel for news/satire about USA politics. We have nothing like it here on Australian politics. Of course you do have an advantage - we have no-one like Trump, thank God.

@IdoZatTimeInaVan

15 күн бұрын

I'll second that from Oz as well.

Love how they are holding up 'Never Surrender' posters with a picture of Trump literally surrendering to have a mug shot, that never gets old.

Happy birthday Stephen, God bless!

Oh Stephen , this Birthday Monologue was fire! Your impression of you know who is spot on! Please keep bringing us these much needed moments of laughter because we really need them. God bless you always Stephen and here’s to a long life! 🤞🏽🤞🏽🙏🙏🌸💕💕🥰🥰🥰

Happy Birthday, Stephen! Thank you for helping me to get through the pandemic.

Happy birthday, Stephen. Thank you for all you’ve given us. May it all be returned to you tenfold.

Happy birthday, Stephen! 💐Godd bless your soul. Your wits, comics and smiles cheered up my days so many times! ♥️🤗

Excellent once again! Truly made my day and an excellent rendition of nutcase deranged Trump.🤣🤣🤣 Love it.

He was on fire with this monologue! Happy birthday

"Gettysburg. Wow. Fight uphill me boys!"

@user-zb9lv3gh8s

15 күн бұрын

Yep, right up there with Confucous, Kant, and Nietzsche.

Happy 60th birthday from your fans in Australia! You look 20 years younger 🎉 Love it when you crack up over your mimes!

Happy Birthday Stephen keep smiling your 60 is so joyful 😊

Stephen’s 60? Wow. Here’s to you and all that you do to make us laugh and keeping us sane.

Happy Birthday, Stephen….you’re the gift that keeps on giving!

@TraderRobin

15 күн бұрын

Um....you're thinking of a vibrator!

Happy Birthday Stephen Colbert!! You look good SIR! 👀👁️😍😂😂. I pray you have MANY MANY MORE! I can’t wait to see how you portray trump getting out of jail 30 years from NOW😂😂😂😂!!

I think for your birthday you should take the Colbert Questionnaire, conducted by Evie!! Sixty looks good on you, Stephen!!🎂🎁🎈🎉😂✌️

I just turned 61 on May 9th. I'm happier now than I ever expected! Happy Birthday to All May Babies

@mob8451

15 күн бұрын

Happy belated birthday to you too.

@-oiiio-3993

15 күн бұрын

June, born under the 49 star flag.

@drabiola

15 күн бұрын

May baby here🎉❤

@sherrilewis6910

15 күн бұрын

June also, but my Irish Twin was born under the 49 Star flag, while I was born under the 50 Star flag. 😊

@-oiiio-3993

15 күн бұрын

@@sherrilewis6910 Nice.

Happy Birthday Stephen and all the best. Continue being an excellent talk show host and everything else that you excel in. Appreciate your contribution to us with your heart felt humour.

Happy Birthday, Stephen! Here’s to another 60 years!

Today is my birthday too, Stephen. I'm amazed I made it to "76." Wishing you much joy with your beautiful wife and family.

@aWOKEn1445

15 күн бұрын

🎂🎂🎂

@missypowell1150

15 күн бұрын

Happy Birthday!

@Kabman89

15 күн бұрын

Happy Birthday!

@barcelonachair6487

15 күн бұрын

HBD!

@buslady6695

15 күн бұрын

Happy 76🎉

No way you’re 60!!! Well if you’re serious you’re looking great. Happy birthday 🎊🎁🎈🎂🎉 Stephen .

I think it's time for us NYers to request a psych evaluation on Von Schitzinpantz. He’s having hallucinations!

Happy Birthday Stephen! Hope your 60th is Amazing!!!🥳🎁🎂🎈🎉🫂🪅

Happy 60th Birthday Stephen! We Love You!

Happy Birthday Stephen ❤! You have given us more joy and laughter than you’ll every know. We wish you many many more. 🎉

🎈💝Happy 60th Birthday, Stephen! The world is a better place because you're here! 💙🌎💙 You're the BESTEST🎂🎈🎉🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳

You’ll always make my day Stephen. Happy 60th!

Stephen and his writing crew were on fire tonight! Happy happy birthday!

@cleverusername9369

15 күн бұрын

How, how, how did you manage to spell his name wrong?? Really? It's in the title of the video. It's literally in the name of the show.

@donnafrei8062

15 күн бұрын

Omg, because it was late, I was tired and I have 2 relatives that are Steven so it was automatic & I didn’t even realize it?!

Happy 60th Stephen, thanks for getting us thru the last 8 years, we need the laughter..

Very, very, very happy birthday, Stephen!!!❤❤❤🇧🇪

Happy 60th Birthday, Stephen!!!!🎉🎂

Happy 60th birthday,Stephen 🎂🥂

Happy To Watch Him LIVE on taping! Happy birthday to GOAT of Late Show ❤

@user-zb9lv3gh8s

15 күн бұрын

I saw the taping live the night Trump gave his "good people on both sides" speech. AWESOME experience!!

Im 83 and you make my day every day, hopefully we will save our children and grandchildren from Trump.

There are two important days in your life. The day you are born, and the day you find out why. Stephen, we all know why YOU were born. A very happy 60th.😊

Happy 60th birthday from Australia, Stephen!! The world has been a wee bit crazy for the better part of a decade, and this Aussie has only survived because of you ❤❤

@kathyboschen6719

15 күн бұрын

Same ❤🇦🇺

@erickborling1302

15 күн бұрын

Do your part and take your fight to the ACB - fascist populists are in your commonwealth now don't get distracted by the nonsense in the US

@rickschlee5807

15 күн бұрын

AGREE,,, and I'm American. Thank you our Dear Friend from Down Under!!!🌏 ❤

@rickschlee5807

15 күн бұрын

Hah! I should say FRIENDS,,, 'cuz I've shared a brew 🍻 or two with many an Aussie from Down Under - as well as Canadian FRIENDS to the North - not to mention a Cerveza (or two😄!) with Mexican FRIENDS to our South - over the years, and enjoyed every moment with ALL!!! CHEERS!!! ¡SALUD!

@IdoZatTimeInaVan

15 күн бұрын

And from me Down Under too. 👍👍👍👍👍

Happy birthday, dear Stephen. I love your shows and thank you for making us smile through all these craziness we have.

Happy Birthday Big Guy~^~ Hope you have many more~^~

Happy Birthday Mr. Colbert!!

Happy 60th Birthday, Stephen! You make our world funnier and happier. All the best to you!

Happy 60th Birthday, Stephen! May all your birthday wishes come true. 🎉🍾🥳

@SJC49

15 күн бұрын

Especially his biggest wish!

@wildwisdomjourneys7221

15 күн бұрын

@@SJC49 😎