Oh, so as long as nobody dies, it's all fine? Then I guess we can stop charging people for _attempted_ murder.

@halgraves4800

5 жыл бұрын

Or for treason.

@bismuthcrystal9658

5 жыл бұрын

Psh. Obviously. All minimum security prisons can be emptied. No white collar criminals did anything wrong.

@qwertyuiopaaaaaaa7

5 жыл бұрын

Crossing the boarder illegally doesn’t KILL anyone, guess we can’t build that wall.

@donrobertson4940

5 жыл бұрын

Must be hard trying to decide who to help. Former aides going to jail or the CEOs of the companies running the prisons. Though I guess jailed fraudsters can't contribute much in kickbacks or to the 2020 campaign.

@mistformsquirrel

5 жыл бұрын

“Attempted murder. Now honestly what is that? Can you win a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?” The point is, Rudy is Sideshow Bob.

The best part of Stephen Miller's hair is the huge spot in the back he forgot to spray.

@KnolltopFarms

5 жыл бұрын

I'm thinking he had "help" with that from Rachel Maddow's hair and make-up crew! "Oh, just a few sprinkles will make you look great sir..." It's either that or a black fungus he's sprouted.

@reedcole5780

5 жыл бұрын

@@KnolltopFarms Yeah, I don't think many hair and make-up people would be that supportive of horrible racist xenophobes.

@jmarib6998

5 жыл бұрын

The Dork Knight Remarkable!

@ME-ol9gk

5 жыл бұрын

Good job on the cameras picking up his bad angles

@AmFlora

5 жыл бұрын

Haha, right?! Maybe it was a, its more subtle this way, kinda choice.

So a reanimated corpse and a disfigured Old Navy mannequin are Trump's last line of defense? 🤣🤣🤣

“Stephen Millers hair didn’t recede he just deported it for being brown.”-Hasan Minhaj

@princessjello

5 жыл бұрын

Oh shi-

@brutallyhonestfreespeech9062

5 жыл бұрын

Radical Islam will fall. Don't worry.

@benderbender-ij7ld

5 жыл бұрын

BAdum-TISH!

@jannanijland5336

5 жыл бұрын

hahaha

@mauimaui6478

5 жыл бұрын

NO MAN .....ITS TRUMP BUTT-CRACK HAIR, HE GLUED IT TO HIS HEAD! LOOKS GREAT.............LOL LMFAO LOL ..........

That Stephen Miller hair change bit caused me to laugh at my desk - I work in IT. There is nothing to laugh about here.

"Nobody got killed, nobody got robbed," Except for that lady who died awaiting medical treatment thanks to the travel ban, or that Guatemalan girl who was murdered by ICE after being stolen from her father.

@deliciousful

5 жыл бұрын

and children physically and sexually abused in unvetted foster homes

@ronnieDaking

5 жыл бұрын

got some proof to back that last story up?

@johnwang9914

5 жыл бұрын

Or the 200,000 per year from air pollution.

@rstrid5505

5 жыл бұрын

He was talking about the payments to the women. What do they have to do with ICE?! Talk about non sequitur!

@sanakassara

5 жыл бұрын

Or the 154 civilians killed during 2017 after Trump's government made it easier to engage so called Taliban threats in Afganistan.

Giuliani using the parking ticket analogy is so self defeating. He is literally New York's "Broken windows policing" Mayor. You're the guy who said we shouldn't ignore the lowest common denominator!

@chickensdone1

5 жыл бұрын

Didn't you get the memo? Trump doesn't have to play by the same rules as us regular folk.

@Afr0Thund3r

5 жыл бұрын

Alright Russian troll, go find another comment to pretend on.

@robertnett9793

5 жыл бұрын

@@Afr0Thund3r : I think you should polish your irony-detectors :D

The "Bull in a China shop" was a perfect analogy. Well done.

Yep he sprayed the hair on,, he used Rust-Oleum HAMMERED Paint & Primer in one

@danduryea

5 жыл бұрын

+Theresa Williams - "No runs, no drips, no errors."

Next time someone checkmates me in chess, I'm totally going to eat all the pieces

@joannajamerson35

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@jameselliott8541

5 жыл бұрын

The only chess set we have in our house is a novelty set where all the pieces are shot glasses... so, like, waaayyy ahead of you bro.

Can't you see Stephen Miller in his office calling Trump "My Precious"!! LOL

Trump's responses are always fall in the same order. 1) "I have no idea what you are talking about" 2) "One of my people might have done that" 3) "Sure I did it but it's not illegal".

Guys we need to study hard and become lawyers and legislators so we can change the future for the better.

@awelch31

5 жыл бұрын

issa osama Totally agree! But we also need to VOTE!! And not a Jill Stein protest vote

Rudy "All In The Family" Giuliani. Rudy "9/11 Was Great PR" Giuliani. Rudy "How Does Technology Work" Giuliani. Rudy "Crime Isn't A Crime" Giuliani.

@ronnieDaking

5 жыл бұрын

save nyc from becoming Detroit

@TorIverWilhelmsen

5 жыл бұрын

Rudy "before Obama came along, we didn't have any successful radical Islamic terrorist attack in the United States" Giuliani. Gee, how fast could he forget 9/11 - who wants a senile lawyer? (Answer: Trump)

@elgieswift3498

5 жыл бұрын

Giuliani has lost his mind. He frightens children with those pop out eyes of his. What do the russians have on him?

@elgieswift3498

5 жыл бұрын

@Eileen Farrar LOL! Gotta laugh, or go nuts. (It's rather a combination I'm afraid!)

So all that is standing between Trump and Mueller is Batboy and the Crypt Keeper. This should be fun.

If Trump , the " very rich guy " wants the wall so bad, why doesn't he pay for it ?

@teresawhitehurst1266

5 жыл бұрын

absolutely he should pay for his precious wall.. and have to work for once

"Nobody got killed. Nobody got robbed." Yeah, try telling that to police officers, see how it works out.

Stephen Miller's going to have hell toupee.

@Stash_box

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@jesuschristthemosthighgod3094

5 жыл бұрын

KingOfMadCows 😂😂

@KnolltopFarms

5 жыл бұрын

ahh cha cha chaa!

@Mirarashi

5 жыл бұрын

❤️❤️❤️

@deeptacos1991

5 жыл бұрын

@@Mirarashi bravo, bravo

OMG he 100% spray-painted his hair.

@juliaset751

5 жыл бұрын

That’s a Chia Pet that he painted black.

@Annie-zd6rn

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂 He trimmed his black cat and did patchwork.

7:02 Wait...there's a gentleman sitting in the Oval Office?? Where did Trump go?

Trump told us that if we voted for Hillary we'd be stuck with a criminal in the White House. Turns out he was frigging right.

@NathanAFolefac

5 жыл бұрын

Tbf either way you guys(in The US) would be lead by a corrupt criminal

@wu_v

5 жыл бұрын

@@NathanAFolefac and Russia is still interfering... can't wait til they get what they deserve from the next President! Hopefully soon!

@Syclone0044

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao! Touché!!

@aliciagraham3401

5 жыл бұрын

I don’t think that’s a new thing. The difference between a criminal in jail and a criminal in politics is that one has enough power to stay out of jail.

@wedgewizard5429

5 жыл бұрын

It's understood that if you want to run the country, you probably shouldn't be.

The indefensible can only come through if money is involved. 2019 can't come soon enough when House Democrats can begin investigating.

@couragekarnga8735

5 жыл бұрын

Oh God, I am terrified of who may be running! Considering what happened last time, I don't want to get my hopes up.

@turkelliott

5 жыл бұрын

@onlyfacts I gotta go with you on that. You are absolutely correct. I remember.

@enoughnonsenseamericana328

5 жыл бұрын

@onlyfacts No. Not like that. Not like that at all😉. This time Donald Chump is in their sights. No pass, no party affiliation, no loyalty card. Just tail busting! No rubber!! In the ASS straight up. I mean like that. We clear? Any more questions?

@IMSiegfried

5 жыл бұрын

@onlyfacts Banks don't "walk" when they have to pay the government back like they did. And I for one am really glad I didn't have to experience anything more than a Great Recession in 2008 during the bank bailout because that was bad enough and the Great Depression sounds like it really sucked!

@ex0duzz

5 жыл бұрын

Emm Bee Sea hate to break it to ya.. Dems are just as corrupt. Only a few like Bernie are ok. Debbie wasserman Shultz is a dem..

If you are opposed to Trump, Rudy Giuliani is the gift that keeps on giving.

A “PRO-ceding hairline” 😂😭

Breaking News: The FBI just raided President Trump's personal library. All 3 books were seized. The president is absolutely furious because.... ...he hadn't finished coloring them yet

@dianegonzales6949

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤩🤩

@3Carbon6

5 жыл бұрын

Good one😆

@carrie0508

5 жыл бұрын

All 3? Damn

@reneerenee9774

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@kimberlys8422

5 жыл бұрын

_One of them was "A Day in the Life of Marlon Bundo"_

That's just hair paint

@LambieSamba

5 жыл бұрын

pOWDER

Every time I see Steven Miller's face I hear Mermaid Man yelling Eeeeviiilll!!

When Stephen Miller loses his "job" with Don the Con, he will always have a career as a serial killer actor on every cop drama on TV.

@estherkibui3710

3 жыл бұрын

Miller is creepier looking than Trump's hair on a windy day.

The three people who disliked this video. Trump Miller Rudy.

@mgfan81

5 жыл бұрын

Three Amigos or Three Stooges...you can't be both! ...unless one of them is illegal!

@collinhauger5018

5 жыл бұрын

Those three plus anyone who realises how awful Seth Meyers is. Seriously, he's the worst.

@daviddelaney2407

5 жыл бұрын

... so... 59 other people, Ceij? Not a lot. --Dave, also, he's not the worst; YER MOM is. Srsly.

@sandylambourne2017

5 жыл бұрын

R1_Rebe1 d

@markrayes2973

5 жыл бұрын

don't forget the trumptards

That Miller picture is a cause for nightmares. What a weird looking guy.

@ivanortega8713

5 жыл бұрын

Amy Alice so does mine and I'm a man

@jenniferhart559

5 жыл бұрын

He looks like Joseph Goebbels, and carries out a similar job 🤪

@bettywelkie705

5 жыл бұрын

And he is more than crazy! I can't watch him. He spews like a fire hose, barely breathing...sorry, I can't go on... It's not pretty!

You are brilliant. That was awesome.

The babadook thing slayed me🤣

Stephen Miller's new "hair" -- 🤣🤮 That is all.

@littlewoodimp

5 жыл бұрын

I think he's using that spray hair. Looking more and more like a old school vampire every time you see him. Wonder if he had it done because he thought he was going to be Chief of Staff?

@thesimulation9651

5 жыл бұрын

That thing is high and tight

@jesuschristthemosthighgod3094

5 жыл бұрын

Slutty McTits Baldheaded Nazi 😂😂

@Blunderful19

5 жыл бұрын

The saddest part of it all is at 2:04 you can clearly see he doesn't have that someone special in his life to help him with the back. Kinda gets me teary. :(

@megpaul8076

5 жыл бұрын

Trump Combover Jr.

That inauguration crowd joke is so good... I haven’t heard a joke this good for a long time

Talk about people who've changed. Rudy Giuliani is definitely on the verge of borderline dementia (or crazy), NOT the hero Mayor of 9/11 that I remember

@froidesprit

5 жыл бұрын

remember: his ex-wife is his second-cousin

@HeyitsDee

5 жыл бұрын

@@froidesprit Seriously?!?!

@kitcobain444

5 жыл бұрын

@@froidesprit Wow, wait, what??? That's just weird.

@HeyitsDee

5 жыл бұрын

@@kitcobain444 Lol yes it is! But I Googled it, and it's true!!

@HeyitsDee

5 жыл бұрын

@monokhem Well, FDR married his 5th cousin, Eleanor Roosevelt (that was her maiden name!), Darwin married his 1st cousin, and they had 10 kids, (3 died before they were 10 of infectious diseases; Darwin predicted inbreeding issues in plants!), and there have been a slew of others with incestuous marriages, so whatever floats your boat, I guess lol 😂

Does MIller think we don;t know he has spray on hair? LOL

@tatubert8210

5 жыл бұрын

Looks like it's painted on ... why does everyone keep interviewing that "nobody"?? Every time I turn on the TV .. there he is in all his ugly-ness!!

"They're each gonna have 30 jobs..." And none of them will get done.

@maryrosekent8223

5 жыл бұрын

New Message So, no real change beyond an excess of titles per person. 😁

@cinne2135

5 жыл бұрын

Except WH Babadook!

Please stop showing Steven Miller face it creeps me out 😂😂😂😖

@chrissiek8706

5 жыл бұрын

At least should come with some parental warning or what

@heatherc772

5 жыл бұрын

@@chrissiek8706 the best, I agree lmao. Or lmao and shuddering in fear at the same time. Cheers.

@faxmen09

5 жыл бұрын

A Joseph Goebbels doppelganger is many ways.

@heatherc772

5 жыл бұрын

@@faxmen09 absolutely agree.

@heatherc772

5 жыл бұрын

@@faxmen09 you have got that right my friend.

Bull in a barn analogy - you nailed it!! #exactly

Steven Miller rejuvenates and grows new hair with each migrant child’s blood he feeds upon. No one knew they’re separating them to feed Count Miller?

@Hawkzblade

5 жыл бұрын

snakes dont grow hair.

Miller is young Mr. Burns

@kevincarter4902

5 жыл бұрын

Calling out Stephen Miller as a young Monty Burns is classic. As Smithers would say Boourns, Boourns.

Maybe Stephen Miller's hair growth is fortified by the tears of weeping parents and their children separated at the border. Too bad those tears can't help him grow a soul instead.

@davidzachmeyer1957

5 жыл бұрын

His hair isn't growing - his head is shrinking.

@lilsammich8252

5 жыл бұрын

He is channeling his inner Hannibal Lecter.

@ccharles848

5 жыл бұрын

schultzn1 no kidding!

@vijayvarghese1652

5 жыл бұрын

Theres a reason you arent on the writing staff

@vijayvarghese1652

5 жыл бұрын

@showlogicprod lol u got butthurt real quick. You think that joke was funny? It was painful to read.. I hate trump and this creep as much as the next guy but that doesnt mean any joke you make is automatically good

Stephen Miller was busy molting.

@shydreamguyman4098

5 жыл бұрын

It's that Spray On hair for bald spots

@Tflexxx02

5 жыл бұрын

It's kind of the opposite of molting. It's more like he became a Chia Pet.

What happened to Juliani? He did so much good stuff for New York. I used to have so much respect for him. Now he has joined the rest of the Republican Party in their madness.

At this point it's just hilarious no matter what they do or what trump tweets they can't save his ass. That why trump is losing his mind. But for the people who thinks trump is being targeted. Answer me this what innocence people have you known to act the way trump and his crew have acted over the last two years.

@DresdenShuffle

5 жыл бұрын

Hey man, everyone knows perfectly innocent people attack the investigators investigating them instead of co-operating. They're so innocent they want to help by interfering and proving their own truth. Every innocent person ever has done that. Oh wait...

@s.a.t419

5 жыл бұрын

There was no crime you imbeciles lol. Keep dreaming it's trump 2020 so keep on wishing for the impeachment that will never happen

@jedwing

5 жыл бұрын

@@s.a.t419 Just keep saying that . . . it's only a dream it's only a dream

@krazer9515

5 жыл бұрын

Man, if there was no crime with this many people pleading guilty and being convicted of... crimes. Just imagine how many people would be going to jail if there actually was a crime.

@chrissiek8706

5 жыл бұрын

@Alex M don't be like that, every village needs their idiot, scott just fulfilling his role... Ok, maybe 'Murica at the moment has a bit too much idiots per capita, but all you need to do is to take off warning labels, and nature will do the rest! 😉 No need to suggest suicide (that's a) bullying and b) illegal)

Trump is trying to claim that our borders aren’t secure unless we build a wall, while simultaneously bragging about our current border security

@tamcon72

5 жыл бұрын

His cult doesn't notice. They didn't notice when he reflexively disagreed with Pelosi every time she agreed with him in that meeting.

@robertnett9793

5 жыл бұрын

It's simple doublethink :D If the gouvernment tells you mutual exclusive statements - take all as true.

@heatherc772

5 жыл бұрын

Nice catch J C

Seth....Keep up the great work!Great Show.Mad Funny!Thank you for showing truth

The effect was amazing

I love Seth and his writers 😂

"Hairection"

The Babadook line... SOOOOO good that got me

Giulianni's defences are sounding increasingly desperate, like the last few pages of a murder mystery novel before the detective sweeps in and solves the crime. It went from "never happened" to "it might have happened", to "it happened but it's someone else's fault" to "It's not actually a crime", to "ok it happened, it is Trump's fault and it is a crime but it's not a BIG crime." Astonishing logic from an apparent lawyer.

Steven Miller is the only person in the White House that managed to grow more hair. Everyone else keeps losing it to stress.

@HH-gv8mx

5 жыл бұрын

It's a merkin!

@roosterd6904

5 жыл бұрын

When your 4head becomes a five or sixhead.

@Patrick-vj1qu

5 жыл бұрын

He uses those shake on hair fibers lol

@sereanaduwai8313

5 жыл бұрын

growing both hair and head.

@NOMAD-qp3dd

5 жыл бұрын

Its velcro

It was just a little felony.... common judge!!!!!!!

Somebody needs to make a movie about Rudy's flopping on his answers 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Facts and jokes, it's hard to tell the difference. Thank you for the jokes. :)

Wow Rudy is the most incompetent lawyer ever

@fairytail2484

5 жыл бұрын

Cut him some slack, it's hard to be both immoral and competent.

@aerial_camera_video_imaging

5 жыл бұрын

This is not necessarily a bad thing right now ;-)

Seth Meyers, do Stephen Miller for SNL. Please???

@davidzachmeyer1957

5 жыл бұрын

Get Pauly Shore, he does a perfect S.M.

@jenniferhart559

5 жыл бұрын

Gina Ke... that'd damage Seth's soul 😂

@stephenhathaway269

5 жыл бұрын

Or the guy who plays dr evils son

One of the best so far. The Miller joke cracked me open completely. Lol

Excellent show Seth. You and your crew are talented!!!!

Kellyanne Conway Stephen Miller Jared and Ivanka .. these 4 are a special kind of fked up The only day oners left

@Annie-zd6rn

5 жыл бұрын

You left Sarah out.

Then he'll just eat all the pieces LOL

You are enjoying yourself, Seth. Makes me happy for you. :)

Stephen Monster used spray on hair - LMAO

Dignity is in short supply at the WH

I can't wait til the 2020 race starts. Now that I can vote I'll be needing a reliable news outlet like Late Night to keep me updated on whats going on

@mikebtrfld1705

5 жыл бұрын

You'll so love voting. It's totally awesome, like OMG!

@howardkerr8174

5 жыл бұрын

@Dr. Richard D. Stiff As opposed to FAUX-NEWS? They lean so far to the right that Fox Friends has to sit on a sofa so as not to be mistaken for part of the carpeting.

@gabbyl3856

5 жыл бұрын

@Dr. Richard D. Stiff yeah. But it is a good way to become aware of a topic so I can go do my own research and not be overwhelmed by every single news article. Ya know?

@gabbyl3856

5 жыл бұрын

@@mikebtrfld1705 thanks! I've voted in local elections but this will be my first presidential one :)

@fierlanfire1806

5 жыл бұрын

Be sure to encourage all your friends to vote, too.

Seth almost said it first time, it's a 'Hairdon' 😂

Lol that's spray on!

Stephen Miller is the least popular boy at Vampire School.

Steven Miller with his inverted hairline pulling 3G's and Rudy Giuliani with his Mullet mouth- Business on the top, party on the bottom.

He is like Alexa, wakes up when he hears his name. Lol

You are the best Seth. Thank you for helping me through the “idiot that thinks he is president “. It’s a nightmare.

Steven Miller would have loved to be Chief of Staff, I guess even Trump couldn’t stomach that face on the daily.

Miller is amazing! I haven't seen anyone like him before. What's the deal with his delivery? He's like an drug-addled angry mom arguing with her own rolling pin.

"Bull in a Barn", "Horse in a Hospital"......well played John Mulaney...uhhhhhhh I mean Seth

Ugg, Charlie Brown! Merry Christmas.

I love how Trump makes enough stupid effin faces that no one needs to Photoshop him...

@Joewilliams563

5 жыл бұрын

I was wondering the same thing. Almost every time there is a photo of him, he's making a weird face or his mouth is comically wide open🤣

@nathanhails5901

5 жыл бұрын

@@Joewilliams563 I do find some comfort in the fact that history will have more stupid looking imagery than not to remember him by... Like him trying to look serious while he crosses his arms. Worst case of 5yo pout face...

It's called a "haird on".

"She's Tom Cruise, he's Risky Business." - love it.

I can see Millier crawling around with the keys to the whitehouse saying "my precious" !

I think we’re getting closer to being great again.

"Like the White house janitor who's been dead for 30 years.." Well, his hairline certainly has been.

Lol lol at the hair joke

MIKE PENCE "I have never seen a human being who more perfectly represented the modern conception of a robot."

Steven Millar reminds of somebody being dropped from an alien planet. He lost his way.

watch Trump take his anger of everyone else leaving/betraying him out on Giuliani and Miller cause they're the ones left at his side 🤣🤣

Great coverage XD

Seth you are hilarious😂😂

YOU CANT DO BOTH

@drcb8

5 жыл бұрын

Apparently trump did, both stormy and the playmate, allegedly.

"Why, Mr Miller... You have ALWAYS been the caretaker..."

@chickensdone1

5 жыл бұрын

This comment deserves so many more likes

@willtheangrydudeist9120

5 жыл бұрын

@@chickensdone1 👍

Hair Stylist: "What look are going for, Mr. Miller?" Miller: "I'd like to never have sex again."

the bull in the barn joke was so great

Fight for America's working class? We didn't get tax breaks...we got screwed by trump.

any chance we have enough cabinet members left for the 25th amendment to work?

@tracer740

5 жыл бұрын

?

Hahaha THANK YOU! It looks like he scraped a dead squirrel off the road and slapped it on his head.

Oh lordy I hope their are tapes.

Stephen Miller has the most highly attended follicle count in scalp history PERIOD. -- Sara Huckabee Sanders - tomorrow, probably.

Brown header!

Those two are all he has left! LOL!

🤣 i died steven miller THE BABADOOK!!!!!!!!