Stellaris | #1 | Adorable Barbaric Despoilers - Best Start EVER!
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Because sometimes, you just gotta be adorable to be evil. Or something.. ?
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Giggles the third awoke, stretching his tiny wiggly limbs making a cute sound of happiness from the long nap. He made his way of his comically oversized but cute bed, landing on the corpse of his last night's bedmate. It was QUITE a night and today he had a busy day ahead of him! He wobbled across the floor humming to himself happily as he managed to climb up to his terminal and turn it on. "Let's get to work! yay!" giggles did an enthusiastic air pump with a wiggly limb and began to order his troops to destroy and quell any rebellion in the Happy town on the homeworld. Dissidents are not happy! Giggles gave a few giggles as he finished up the paperwork on how to fix the demands from the people of him stepping down. The nuclear mushroom cloud in the distance showing the result of their demand. Giggle's was so busy!
@cowboyhanlon6052
5 жыл бұрын
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@funybirbman3813
5 жыл бұрын
This is why I do not rule anything
So a squishy demonic plague of adorable little sadistic creatures that stab and eat each other for fun and their leader is named giggles the third..... seems legit
@tylerulfmann4586
5 жыл бұрын
Only the insane bring up giggles the second The horror
@Infinitetech-ogda
5 жыл бұрын
I know right?
"Whilst they giggle and gurgle they stab each other in back." That, and rapid breeders... This is sounding a lot more like Slaanesh than Khorne.
@iwillbecomeimmortalordietr8506
5 жыл бұрын
Nah tzeench at least if is a more metaphorical kind
@Party_Almsivi
5 жыл бұрын
It’s all heresy in the end, ain’t it?
@goreobsessed2308
5 жыл бұрын
They are undecided and drive em all to varying amounts they are trying to take the Galaxy so tzeench, their nature is slaneshi and khorne like based on the particular moment, and let's face it they are to nice they are totally Bros with nurgle
*BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!*
@clownythunder1932
5 жыл бұрын
Yes
@janedoe4929
5 жыл бұрын
*MASSACRE FOR KHORNE!!!*
@cultistofdarkness1661
5 жыл бұрын
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE GLORY TO KHORNE
@beepbeeptaco92
5 жыл бұрын
BY THE EMPEROR THIS MIST BE PURGED
@beepbeeptaco92
5 жыл бұрын
-BLAM-
It is the return... Of the CUDDLE MUFFINS
@catmccatington3208
5 жыл бұрын
The most feared warriors in the galaxy
@godzillagamer6942
5 жыл бұрын
Who came from a tome world
@andrewmcdowell3399
5 жыл бұрын
Wait where the cuddle muffins there ancestors who fell and turned into the barbarians
RAGE, HONOR, WAR, COURAGE, AND MOST TERRIFYING...... CUDDLES!
are you telling me that our space ships CANT DO MEELE??????
@janedoe4929
5 жыл бұрын
Your right knornate ships do have ramming parts xD
@Kaiimei
5 жыл бұрын
What's this? We aren't capable of ramming them? COMMISSAR, DO YOUR DUTY! Tell me we can't even ram the enemy...bloody Heretics.
@fluffstalker
5 жыл бұрын
Fly me closer, I need to hit them with my sword.
@marsar1775
4 жыл бұрын
**PREPARE FOR RAMMING SPEED**
So what you’re saying with these adorable slaughterers, is that Nurgle created something kind(ish) and loving to spread joy and potential diseases until Khorne introduced to them a sharp piece of metal?
@CreeperDude-cm1wv
5 жыл бұрын
Troll-King Throgg, lol
@tylerulfmann4586
5 жыл бұрын
Troll-King Throgg kinda nurgle came to their world to spread his “love” so the bloodbound nukes their own planet and now want to steal yours
@goreobsessed2308
5 жыл бұрын
Nurgke and khorne are Bros it's cool to sharw
I'm gonna need a meltagun for that heretic
Also "Its a doughnut of death" is one of the best saying out there
@ZGuy0fSci
5 жыл бұрын
"deathnuts best nuts...." ? >_>
@GoodLuck-eh4sk
5 жыл бұрын
@@ZGuy0fSci ???
@skyemorningstar166
5 жыл бұрын
@@ZGuy0fSci im adding that to my list of phrases, alongside doughnut of death
@skyemorningstar166
5 жыл бұрын
i love it x'D
@orarinnsnorrason4614
5 жыл бұрын
Almost as good as cake or death.
Pacifist module failing... _Your breathing is _*_so_*_ loud_
"Pwu-yoo!" (trans. "MAIM! KILL! BURN!!!") 23:00 -- Those aren't colony ships. They're assault rams!
Please build a fortress world on a chock point and call it cadia Remember the planet will break before the guard does!
@luigimrlgaming9484
Жыл бұрын
Like Ice?
" aren't you a fertile little thing? Yes you are!" Lathrix 2019
Most insane start location ever? Talk about having a choke point, one going almost half the galaxy :D
"I am evil ... stop laughing" -Veigar
Plot twist: “Giggles” means “Lord of Death and Destruction” in Bloodbound language
21:05 Huh, that's one long *Hyperline* Seriously though, that is one heck of a protected starting area. Nice roll. :D
Look at their mouths, with that I made them a devouring swarm and called them “UwU we eat U :)”
I love how whenever someone plays as an evil empire they always chose the cutest portraits
@PaulZeroSolis
5 жыл бұрын
Or they pick the Human portraits. And when playing as a friendly empire, they pick the ugliest portraits.
Let’s just see how cute we can get them to be! *Barbaric despoilers, The Bloodhounds, Post-apocalypse, Khorne’s Throne*
LATH REASSEMBLELY HAS A DLC GO PLAY IT AND SPREAD CHAOS.
It's the didgeri-donut-of-the-damned! Also Lathranx if you want a galaxy type that has alotnof choke-points you should do a playthrough in a spiral 4-armed galaxy. Trust me, it's actually kinda good
Every time I play as the cute little starfish aliens, I always seem to make them a Devouring Swarm.
“Lasers, fuel, and minerals. everything you need for a balanced diet” -Lathland
Rapid Breeders, Fleeting and Quarrelsome So basically Life on Pandora?
@ninja-wd2bt
5 жыл бұрын
Yes. Just yes.
@theheretic7622
5 жыл бұрын
Yes but more chain axes and pledges to the Blood God
0:47 the way it waves its hands is adorable.
What a good start and...... (Xenophile voice)ohhh no file corrupted OoOoOoF Hehehe
Him. Slightly amorphous, xenophobic, post-apocalyptic creatures who may go down the cyborg route. I think you're creating Daleks here.
Once I was playing devouring swarm, and one xenophilic pacifist empire had this portrait, even calling my swarm "friends" in the first contact. When I declared war, they answered "But w-why?". And I devoured then. All of them. The women. The children. Even the men were friendly. I haven't been able to forgive myself ever since.
Oh. It's a squishy toy. *Squishes Giggles III.* Oh my god, it squished on my galaxy map! And it's spreading!
11:42 "Hazardous weather, natural beauty". So it's Florida.
Best Thumbnail ever What do ya know, im playing stellaris when this came out
The universe liked your galaxy center so it put a ring around it
Thank you, Lathrix, for another amazing video, you made my evening much better:)
I can only see cuddle muffins darn it aspec
That portrait is so adorable I just had to use it for my Brain Slug necrophage empire, where I'm both secretly researching the nemesis tree while also beloved in the Senate and hoping to become the Galactic Emperor before reaching stage 5 and begin eating stars.
After watching the Lobotomizers series, I'm hooked, and this new one is absolutely brilliant. I swear, Lathland has inspired like half my custom civs.
So, I just checked the Wiki... Apparently no matter your level of tech it still is worth building a science nexus as it gives a permanent +15% research speed. So even if your tech barrels out of control like last vid it'll still be an interesting option. Just wanted you to know. Keep on making awesome vids, love your channel!
@harbl99
5 жыл бұрын
Science Nexus = new tech every few months. The navy comes back to base feeling a bit like the soldiers in Haldeman's _Forever War_ . "Oh, we don't use that clunky old stuff any more." "We've only been gone 18 months!"
Mastery of nature did used to extend the size of your planet... It gave you between one and three more tiles, now it gives you the same amount of district, but since districts are more powerful than old buildings, it did boost the ascension perk...
10:34 Oof, pollen poisoning.... Considering allergies, that's an agonizing death, holy shez
The planet in Diadem is in the perfect location for a Cadia style fortress world!! :) Oh and I really hope that you find Bubbles! The cutest amoeba ever!
Fuck yeah bro im always waiting for a stellaris video man. thank you.
3:21 Giggles lll is like "Come if you dare" :p
You should buy the Humanoids DLC. It adds a more Advisor Voices, and a nice-looking Ship Set.
MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES like if u remember
@signedzulu7637
5 жыл бұрын
Yoinkity Yoinkers the khorne flakes will never be forgotten
@theheretic7622
5 жыл бұрын
My favorite breakfast cereal
@thededdranter3233
5 жыл бұрын
Excuse me what
@signedzulu7637
5 жыл бұрын
Ruben Matos newbie go watch in the depths
@settratheimperishable4093
5 жыл бұрын
Aww I got so much nostalgia from that
i need more of this already
What scary evil aliens? I don't see any. Just some adorable looking stars waving sharp tools and weapons, that's all
The second you said you were trying to make an adorable empire, i knew something was up. Needless to say I'm not surprised.
MORE STELLARIS! THANKS LATHRIX!
Stellaris 101: If it looks adorable, they see you as deplorable.
*inhales *H E R E S Y Y Y Y YY Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y* ps: nice video
@beepbeeptaco92
5 жыл бұрын
BY THE EMPEROR THIS MUST BE PURGED
@Kaiimei
5 жыл бұрын
Better just lay the Exterminatus upon these heretics - alright, FIRE!
@XarathDominion
5 жыл бұрын
@@Kaiimei oh, inquisitor headsmash, i see you have returned from commoragh!
18:18 is why I love Stellaris. Terpenes are the scents and smells that come from the Cannabis plant. THC and CBDs are in the Cannabis flower. Essentially, they are talking about a planet that produces space weed and keeps everybody high all day. Well... at least I think. I haven't played that event chain yet.
See, even the game likes the Bloodbound because they are just so cute. It couldn't possibly give them a bad start. They must be protected.
Adorable(anime) + No Retreat/Death or Glory(Bushido Code) = You know what
This lets play brought me into the lathgang
Is it just me or does the galaxy look like an eye? Full of terror. LATHRIX WHAT ABOUT CALLING THE GALAXY THE EYE OF TERROR?!?
The Bunkerbot gives you a L-gate insight if you let it finish while knowing about the L-gates.
Imagine encountering this civilzation and going "Oh they're so cute with their babbling and gurgling noises" and then they nuke your planet
Damn @Lathland and I thought the old Cash Cacti were evil! These guys make them look like monks!
Is that a pular chokepoint I see? Those are absolutely, terrifiyingly powerful if used correctly.
KHORNE MASSACRES *THIS LIST IS INCOMPLETE* *_YOU CAN HELP BY EXPANDING IT_*
i like your videos, you sound like such a geniously happy guy
This is reminding me of my most recent game. Got a full quarter of the galaxy locked off just by cutting off chock points.
“Who’s a little fertile thing” this made me laugh so hard I cried lol
Mad jelly of that beautiful line of systems. Bastion fucking central XD
Literally 12 blocks away fires are roaring, it’s hell on earth and I’d rather watch lathrix than run
*FILL THE GALAXY WITH DEATH AND CUTENESS!!!!* *BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD THRONE!! CUTE SKULLS FOR THE CUTE SKULL THRONE!!!*
You mention alto about not finding other empires, but you set it to 600 stars and 9 other empires.. not surprised you find no one for ages.
The color choice is funny
the bunker bot thing (i think) third option gives free l-gate insights a few years down the road. just FYI
"Y HALO THAR, WE R TEH BLOODBOUND! WE WISH TO ENGAGE IN AGE OLD BLOODBOUND GAME, DAT LIL BAVI PULAY IN DA PLAYGROUND WIF U! WE HOPE U LIEK TO PULAY!" - Prerecorded message sent to some ancient alien empire by some entity known as "Teh Bloodbound" before the entire empire mysteriously ended.
Lathland: "Because sometimes you gotta be adorable to be evil." Me: "Cozy Glow. In a nutshell.
*To avoid a potential apocalypse on khornes throne.* is already a tomb world
*"Evil has never been so cute..."* (sounds like something from a B movie I've heard of. . . ?) XD
Sorry my friend, but primitives don't spawn new pops until you uplift them.
so i see that you forgot about the wormhole other then that they would only have one way in well keep it up looking forward to more
The game isn't protecting you, Lath. It's protecting the rest of the galaxy from you XD
Im choosing what series i want to watch I see this I click it
I didn't even know you could rename your factions... Thank you ❤
“Let’s see how adorable they can be.” *Alien turns black and red and the background turns dark gray AND they are called “The Bloodhound”*
You just made intergalactic genocidal sour patch kids
0:53 IT WAVES
The stellar corridor
I had head phones on full volume during the intro.
lath turns into a dictator
Mastery of Nature always gave more areas on planets, up to the max, but now its rather more useful, if less powerful.
You know what i would have one of the Bavi as like a plushy or something
When latherix said coincidence I sad I think not
YOU WERE TOLD NOT TO FEED THEM AFTER MIDNIGHT!!!!!
Can we call the line of systems "Khorne's Korridor", or something like that?
If you leave the Bunker-Bot alone all it will do is give you an L-Gate Insight in ~100 years, so it's better to just consume the thing
*Stellaris gods* let's give him a fantastic spawn. *Lathland* the end game crisis won't reach me! *Stell gods once again* for your ignorance WAR IN HEAVEN
No retreat indeed! Khorne doesn't care from whence the blood flows, only that it flows! Also, untill yesterday i thought this is indeed a best start ever, untill i rolled a starting location such that with mere 2 chokepoints i secured myself a good 1/6 of the galaxy, with all the rare resources and huge planets i could ever want or need. Oh, and did i mention that i also had L-gate in my safe space, and one of the chokepoint systems also happens to contain of a stable wormhole leading right into the juicy fallen empire territory so endgame tech is at my fingertips as well?
Thank you for shopping at Megacorp.
Hey Lathrix, have you ever tried an all advanced start & fallen empire run? I'm trying it right now and it's nuts! I call it the "Civilized Galaxy" challenge.
i saw this seven min after it came out and now that the video is over all comments are 45 minutes old i love it
you legit started in a cradle
Oh boy. An entire species of adorable psychopaths. Sign me up
4:00 just like humans