Hate Calico Jack, with a passion. But if he wasn't a part of the show, we would never get the single best scene of Stede using a telescope to spy on them.

@greatvalue_ethelcain

2 жыл бұрын

What about Livy giving him the old fuck eye

@evannesbitt7852

Жыл бұрын

And continuing to do so even when his concerned crewmates take the telescope away.

@marycanary86

Жыл бұрын

no matter how many times i watch that scene i continue to roll on the floor hollering XD (and watching CJ eat a cannon ball continues to be sooooo satisfyingggggg)

@aillustrated

Жыл бұрын

“G’morning captain.” “Mmm, no, it isn’t.”

calico jack is like, the embodiment of a migraine :|

@catboyrightsandwrongs

2 жыл бұрын

you're so right

@dentedtester36

2 жыл бұрын

Well said

@seraphim.42

2 жыл бұрын

can agree, i had a migraine literally yesterday

@catboyrightsandwrongs

2 жыл бұрын

@@seraphim.42 damn i hope that shits gone just like jack

@SelenicSoul83

2 жыл бұрын

I too wish I could shoot my migraines with a canonball

I love how Lucius goes from being willing to mutiny against Stede to being the ultimate break up help friend

@catboyrightsandwrongs

Жыл бұрын

i think about their friendship so much and im not ready to hurt about it in s2

STEDE’S FACE DURING “WHIP MY BALLS” IS THE BEST Rhys is a real champ for not breaking with that improv

@catboyrightsandwrongs

Жыл бұрын

seriously tho, could fucking not be me, Rhys Darby is an amazing actor

@Mia-dt3gl

Жыл бұрын

I honestly can’t tell if that look of horror was Stede reacting to it or Rhys’s genuine reaction.

@tracymcgill66

Жыл бұрын

@@Mia-dt3gl from what I understand it was a honest reaction.

@wherefancytakesme

Жыл бұрын

I also love how Blackbeard goes "Fuckin' hell, Jack!" as if being whipped in the balls could be made any less painful.

@parunzel4698

9 ай бұрын

(late, here after the s2 teaser trailer) props to calico's stunt double too for following along LOL

jealous stede is hilarious but there’s something about Angry Stede..

@zellaflynn

2 жыл бұрын

“get off my ship.” SIR YES SIR

@catboyrightsandwrongs

2 жыл бұрын

@@zellaflynn like ok stede say less, just Be Angry

@lnfreeman

Жыл бұрын

"I am adequate." "Stand down." "Get off my ship." "Unhand me or bleed." Honestly, what a glow up.

@Mai-jk8nm

9 ай бұрын

@@zellaflynn "get off my ship" SIR YES SIR SHOULD I DO A BACKFLIP OR A SALTO (I am normaling)

@TheAnseup

6 ай бұрын

And then season 2 episode 6 happens… ⚰️

no one ever talks abt how amazing it is that stede told jack straight up that ed's past is his business like stede you are an absolute icon for that. Also i love jealous stede sm and his petty question of where jack's crew is

@Allegro11Maestoso

Жыл бұрын

that was "massive aggression" 😂

I think about how Stede asked Oluwande if Jack was better looking than him. I think about how Stede thought Jack had nice hair (he doesn't), and how Oluwande was quick to reaffirm that Stede had nice hair. Two guys just pining away in their misery together. (But also it gives me so many emotions that Stede thought Ed might have thought Jack was more handsome.)

@frances9975

2 жыл бұрын

I also think it is nice that Stede let Oluwande sleep in his room. He might be a terrible captain but he is a good friend

I saw a tag on AO3 that said “calico jack is un-ironically my favorite character.” I couldn’t bring myself to read the fic. I just couldn’t do it

@catboyrightsandwrongs

2 жыл бұрын

you're so right for that

@annaliesecancilla894

2 жыл бұрын

@@catboyrightsandwrongs good to know I’m justified 😆

@briannawarren4174

2 жыл бұрын

OMG lol, there's something for everyone isn't there?

@annaliesecancilla894

2 жыл бұрын

@@briannawarren4174 I guess so 😂

@FritzMonorail

Жыл бұрын

I don't know what to do with this information. Just wow.

I'll never forgive him for murdering Karl 😠 Oh, and, like, leading the British Army to the crew and getting then arrested and all that...

@neptuneknox7729

2 жыл бұрын

no yeah killing a pet is definitely a greater offense than selling someone out to the british

@rub-bishb-in7486

Жыл бұрын

Yeah cause at least with the British we got the foot touch with Fleetwood Mac playing in the background :>❤️

Jack is literally the ex that shows up for the sole purpose of fucking shit up and making us all bond in shared hatred of him

As soon as Stede looked sad at the “big gal” jab I was ready to throw hands at Calico Jack. I feel all his ‘😒’ faces on a spiritual level.

@catboyrightsandwrongs

2 жыл бұрын

felt that shit hard, i was never gonna like him

@amysinyard2239

6 ай бұрын

Same here. Also why are people always misgendering Stede? Calico Jack is an absolute arse. Two seconds of him & I was already done. 😒

@jasperj.d.g.4147

5 ай бұрын

​@@amysinyard2239 he doesn't look masculine in the beginning, especially from farther away.

“He’s got nice hair””You’ve got nice hair” I love their friendship 🥺

when stede said “get off my ship” I think that was very sexy of him

@lizanna6390

7 ай бұрын

So did Ed.

Lucius saying it was a pretty bitchy question will never not be funny to me

I love that Ed still makes an effort to include stede in jacks crazy shit, not knowing that he’s jealous. It doesn’t make Ed seem like an asshole, he really is just getting carried away with jacks antics

i hope he meets anne bonny and mary read in s2 and they bond over how much they hate jack

@catboyrightsandwrongs

2 жыл бұрын

i want this so badly

@Hecateofcrossroads

2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking that Anne and Ed could bond if Mary left her she could be like “so tell me about this Stede and I’ll tell you about Mary”

@kathleengrey5185

2 жыл бұрын

Yessss plssss WHAT IF THEY GET A HITCH ON AN ACCOUNT THAT THEY KILLED HIM FOR THEM HAHAHAHA

@jsantiago9485

Жыл бұрын

Agreed, I need Stede to help Mary give birth & become a godfather

@Emanymph

9 ай бұрын

cant believe u manifested this

Stede 🤝 all OFMD fans Hating Calico Jack with a burning passion

"Well it was a pretty bitchy question" >:/

"long night?" "I don't know.."

@SpectralArchivist

Жыл бұрын

"Morning, Captain." "No it isn't."

This video summarizes what it’s like to not like a significant other’s friend. I’ve most definitely been a Stede in a similar situation and I am ok with that

Aziraphale contemplates murdering Pirate BoJack Horseman, 2022, colorized

When your partner's toxic friend shows up and you need to put a stop to it immediately

The fact that stede basically just makes this face for ☹️ the entire episode 💀💀💀bro does NOT like Ed's ex

I love all the characters in OFMD but I blooming hate Calico Jack. Something about his vibe takes me straight back to bullies in school

@lnfreeman

Жыл бұрын

You love the badmintons?

@ThirrinDiamond

Жыл бұрын

@@lnfreeman i don't love them, but the scene where the admiral is taken down by the british is unironically funny and wouldn't happen without their existence

0:05 I always feel bad for stede in this part especially bc ed follows jack’s lead and laughs as well. And look at stede’s face, he’s so hurt :((

@amysinyard2239

6 ай бұрын

I feel like Ed was trying to be a good friend to CJ, genuinely thought he was joking & didn’t quite get how hurtful that dumb comment was to Stede. At least by the end of the episode Ed saw CJ for exactly what he is. Also Ed probably feels an obligation since CJ saved his life.

0:40 can not believe that Taika improvised this and actually got his balls whipped.

Kudos to the actor for playing Calico Jack as the truly obnoxious piece of shit toxic frat-boy-type that we can all recognize the minute he opens his mouth. I loathe the character, but the actor is absolutely knocking it out of the park. Every single word and gesture just makes you despise him more.

@Emanymph

9 ай бұрын

girl that’s will arnett 😭

i think it’s so fucking funny that calico jack is literally bojack horseman (same actor) ghfggdhdgh

I like how my standards are low enough that I’m absolutely enamoured by Izzy, but high enough that I’m fucking disgusted by Jack. Edit: My standards have officially lowered enough that I would sleep with Jack. Damn it.

@itzakpoelzig330

Жыл бұрын

Oh no! Get well soon, friend.

@TheSonWhoCums6669

Жыл бұрын

@@itzakpoelzig330 Thank you

@thescarvedinsect

Жыл бұрын

*The entire fandom.*

@kivi3995

Жыл бұрын

Ok, need details on "edit" part 'cause the hell had to happen for this change?

@TheSonWhoCums6669

Жыл бұрын

@@kivi3995 I read fanfiction

this video affirmed my love for stede even more. didnt think that was possible

Will be forever broken by the death of Karl. Calico Jack deserves to go to super hell fr.

3:00 for anyone wondering, this is the robe that Ed is wearing in the last episode before he goes emo

stede he is so cute i can’t

2:42 i felt that on a spiritual level

The difference between this jack and the one in black sails in Astonishing

@Mia-dt3gl

Жыл бұрын

And this one is more historically accurate.

this is healing actually

black sails jack rakham shaking his head in disappointment.

I love jealous Stede so much I wrote a fic about it...

"It's Stede." "What is?"

Bro- I thought maybe he was ok at first but the second he cut Stede off when telling his story, made me instantly hate him

0:24 he's face expression is just perfect kkkkkkkkk

@catboyrightsandwrongs

2 жыл бұрын

just the best !!!!

Lmao I always die when I see Stede with the parisol like 😳🫣🙄

time stamp tag yourself as a stede, ill go first, im 2:44

@ecilaflameshe221

2 жыл бұрын

4:16

@catboyrightsandwrongs

2 жыл бұрын

@@ecilaflameshe221 nice

@kashiichan

2 жыл бұрын

2:43

@emomerinague2644

Жыл бұрын

Im 1:16 and 1:20

THANK YOU for this!!!! rhys' expressions are so incredible and i got to see so many i hadn't noticed before

Rip Karl😔 the real og

I just hate CJ so much I can't stand it 😂

Oh my god, are you the horse from horsing around?

Unpopular opinion but I love calico jack precisely because he's so fucking annoying. Like I would hate him as a person but his comedic timing is so good :--D

@user-yk8tk6vr1n

2 жыл бұрын

Thats exactly how I feel about any bitchy character in television

@frances9975

2 жыл бұрын

His comedic timing is impeccable. I also love bitchy Stede, so I love Jack for giving us that. He is an unlikeable person but a good character

@ngvot

2 жыл бұрын

@@frances9975 exactly... Jealous stede is a Gift

@specialj67

2 жыл бұрын

YES!! Will Arnett is fantastic in this role, and he makes it so fun to dislike Jack.

@kashiichan

2 жыл бұрын

He's so incredibly good at manipulating people; it's not surprising to me that he was who Izzy chose to send. It's fascinating to watch, but I'd hate to deal with it in person.

calico jack my beloved

is that....... jealousy????

Well i fucking love callico jack xD i mean we need this character 😹😹