steamed hams but google translated to ALL languages available then back to english
Фильм және анимация
Script: (Note: The numbers and letters are present for technical information (aswell as for you to figure out which sentence is translated with what)) AND DON'T FORGET TO TURN ON THE CC/SUBTITLES!
C1- "I'm going on the street.
S2- Okay
C3- "Man?"
S4- We think ___
(s4.1) we are very happy.
C5- "This is a great way.
M6- Bags
C7- Especially
S8- Yes
C9- In June
S10- Make a Library ___
(s10.1) for ___
(s10.2) VMO2
C11- Conversion
S12- The Minister of Agriculture and Rural Development
C13- Hamburg
S14- No, no
C15- Free
S16- Which is Iraq?
C17- Once
S18- New
C19- Click ___
(c19.1) here
S20- Spiritually
C21- Water
S22- Moving
C23- Staying
S24- Especially
C25- Khemistry
S26- Do not forget
C27- Post
S28- Yes
C29- Everything
S30- Moving
C31- Like him
S32- Especially
A33- This is a selected person
S34- What do you do?
C35- "Record"
A36- Ba
_________________________________________________________________
C1- Well, Seymour, I made it, despite your directions.
S2- Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.
C3- Yeah.
S4- Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. ___
(s4.1) But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Ho, ho ho! Delightfully devilish, Seymour.
C5- Ah-!
M6- Skinner with his crazy explanations. The superintendent's gonna need his medication. When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations, there'll be trouble in town tonight!
C7- Seymour!
S8- Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me?
C9- Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?
S10- Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. ___
(s10.1) Whew. ___
(s10.2) Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.
C11- I thought we were having steamed clams.
S12- D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers.
C13- You call hamburgers steamed hams?
S14- Yes. It's a regional dialect.
C15- Uh-huh. Uh, what region?
S16- Uh, upstate New York.
C17- Really? Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams".
S18- Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression.
C19- I see. ___
(c19.1) You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
S20- Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe.
C21- For steamed hams.
S22- Yes.
C23- Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.
S24- Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- Excuse me for one second.
C25- Of course.
S26- Ah, well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.
C27- Yes. I should be- Good Lord, what is happening in there?!
S28- Aurora borealis?
C29- Uh- Aurora borealis?! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?!
S30- Yes.
C31- May I see it?
S32- Hmm, no.
A33- Seymour. The house is on fire!
S34- No, mother, it's just the northern lights.
C35- Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steamed a good ham.
A36- Help! Help!
Пікірлер: 776
I love how the entire intro song was just a single, powerful * B A G S *
@m.a.d.a.m.e.m.a.r.i
Жыл бұрын
Especially
@LordFawful-se9fk
3 ай бұрын
Yes
@mambodockrill
3 ай бұрын
In June
@LordFawful-se9fk
3 ай бұрын
Make a library...
@Grimmmmy-boy
Ай бұрын
I spit out my chocolate milk hearing that 💀💀💀
"I thought we're having steamed clams" "Oh nooo, I said the minister of agriculture and rural development, that's what I call hamburgers."
@gloriana13
Жыл бұрын
I read that in their voices 😂
@MultiLoquenderoxd
Жыл бұрын
-You call hamburguers the minister of agriculture and rural development. -Yes, its original dialect.
@Gone._.
Жыл бұрын
@@MultiLoquenderoxd really, what region
@The360MlgNoscoper
Жыл бұрын
@@Gone._. Uhh, upstate new york?
@Gone._.
Жыл бұрын
@@The360MlgNoscoper Well, I’m from Buffalo and I’ve never heard anybody use the term “hamburgers”
*THE MINISTER OF AGRICULTURE AND RURAL DEVELOPMENT*
@JMarcosArt
4 жыл бұрын
Hamburg?
@jamiesnack
4 жыл бұрын
@@JMarcosArt No; No
@theg-topia9626
4 жыл бұрын
Free
@jordanrios4938
4 жыл бұрын
Which is erock
@someperson1767
3 жыл бұрын
@@jordanrios4938 once
"I'm going on the street." "Okay." Truly inspirational.
@invschematics
6 жыл бұрын
"Man."
@phoenixwright1465
6 жыл бұрын
"We think."
@IslanderIsaac
6 жыл бұрын
"We are very happy."
@haydnplus
6 жыл бұрын
"CATS!"
@GaryViews
6 жыл бұрын
"Especially."
"Aurora Borialis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen!?" Translation: E V E R Y T H I N G
@haydnplus
6 жыл бұрын
Yeas!
@haydnplus
6 жыл бұрын
Yes*
@ShadowNinja452
4 жыл бұрын
Adam Richmond Especially
@zigzag7838
3 жыл бұрын
Seems almost accurate 😁...
*"Here. Spiritually. Water. Moving. Staying."* That's really deep man
@thelonewolf70x7
Жыл бұрын
Especially. Chemistry.
@maravreloaded
Жыл бұрын
The AI is starting to get aware of itself.
0:42-0:53 this is starting to sound like a really pretentious perfume ad
@andyjay729
3 жыл бұрын
Lisa: Dad, is this your new Mr. Plow ad?
@nthgth
Жыл бұрын
Like Derek Zoolander commercial lol
THIS IS A SELECTED PERSON
@Corium1
6 жыл бұрын
Jojjo450 What do yah do?
@SpitfireBoy86
6 жыл бұрын
Record! :D
@javier8sergude
6 жыл бұрын
BAAAAAAAA
@denizmetint.462
6 жыл бұрын
No mother, it's just the Northern lights
@IslanderIsaac
6 жыл бұрын
javier mera Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I love how "no" got changed to "especially"
Their one-word conversation is like one of those interpretational art pieces that make no sense 😂
@iLikeTheUDK
6 жыл бұрын
Dance Moms Fan I see you comment a lot on these videos. A lot. Dunno, it just occurred to me and I wanted to mention that.
''I'm going on the streets'' ''Okay'' ''Man''
@xxsusmasterxx5491
4 жыл бұрын
we think
@ireallydontknowwhattoputhe5520
4 жыл бұрын
We are very happy
@someperson1767
3 жыл бұрын
@Shadow especially
@PapersNDoodles
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@doctordothraki4378
2 жыл бұрын
@Shadow Bags
That read like a poem. This is art.
Here Spiritually Water Moving
@giomelon1042
6 жыл бұрын
Staying Especially Chemically
@alexandermarc5641
6 жыл бұрын
Sounds like some kind of poetry
@invschematics
6 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ?
@georgemckenna7570
6 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a Yes lyric
@ANDR3alfaro
6 жыл бұрын
Post (yes) Everything.
This looks and sounds like your average aftershave or perfume advert nowadays.
@Baratako0
6 жыл бұрын
That's because it is! Get your Chalmskinn™ Fragrance for men today, now in stores, only $79.99 per ml (70% OFF!!!)!
@Matt-yw8tj
6 жыл бұрын
May I see it?
@Baratako0
6 жыл бұрын
Hmm... no.
@FigureFarter
5 жыл бұрын
*THIS IS A SELECTED PERSON*
@xxsusmasterxx5491
4 жыл бұрын
@@Baratako0 tako! The the selected person is on fire!
I don't think I'll ever get over how the entire intro segment song is replaced by BAGS.
@thelonewolf70x7
Жыл бұрын
*B A A A A A G S S S
"This is a selected person!" "What do you do?" "Record." "I'm going on the street." "Okay."
POST Y E S *E V E R Y T H I N G*
@metallyill697
5 жыл бұрын
*M O V I N G*
@idk-ve9ss
4 жыл бұрын
LIKE HIM??
@freddykrueger1699
4 жыл бұрын
*.....ESPECIALLY*
*E* *S* *P* *E* *C* *I* *A* *L* *L* *Y*
@anon_of_kat
6 жыл бұрын
Y E S
@invschematics
6 жыл бұрын
*I n J u n e*
@joeyjoestar1064
5 жыл бұрын
*THIS IS A SELECTED PERSON*
*B A G S*
@erics.czernecki7333
5 жыл бұрын
*especially*
@nek0mancer_uwu
4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@erics.czernecki7333
3 жыл бұрын
In June.
@haydnplus
3 жыл бұрын
Make a library
@kpwitchbrew
2 жыл бұрын
for vmo2
The "wah" at the end is cooked to perfection
I really like how "Ah!" became "This is a great way."
This meme killed my sides, this deserves way more views.
*W H I C H I S I R A Q ?*
@t3r3n56
5 жыл бұрын
Two
@MAD-BIPOLARITY
5 жыл бұрын
click
@dylanmacias2686
5 жыл бұрын
Here
@freddykrueger1699
4 жыл бұрын
Spiritually
"Make a library" *Chalmers leaves*
@virtueleague2005
6 жыл бұрын
Billy Hicks when you're playing Minecraft
The ministry of agriculture and rural development
minister of agriculture and rural development hamburg no, no free which is in iraq WHAT IS IT TRYING TO TELL US
@Lockirby2
5 жыл бұрын
The Minister of Agriculture and Rural Development is spinning their lies all over Germany. They say that Hamburg is a free city, but we know the truth. The politicians are lying to subdue the populace; Iraq is the only country on the planet that is truly free. But we say no, no! Because we know better. Rise up over the sheeple of Germany!
@xxsusmasterxx5491
4 жыл бұрын
What's happening
0:43 - 0:54 Chalmers and Skinner play word chain but they don't understand the rules at all
"ONES" "TWO" *"C L I C K"*
@Aleks_Kanonov
5 жыл бұрын
RUSSIAN ROULETTE NEVER BE SO MUCH INTERESTING
*M A K E A L I B R A R Y*
*W E A R E V E R Y H A P P Y*
I ' M C R Y I N G THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE STEAMED HAMS VIDEOS NOW AAAAAAAAA
My favorite Steamed Hams video so far
@ebermed
3 жыл бұрын
I'm back after 3 years. Still my favorite Steamed Hams video ever. THIS IS A SELECTED PERSON
For anyone wondering if Google Translate got any better... possibly? There are more words left at least. See for yourself: (Formatted the same as in the description): C1- Seymour: I can hear you. S2- Come back! Enjoy your favorite photos C3- You are safe S4- Sign up! There is no warning (s4.1) Are you ready to cook? Stop! He lives alone C5- Where do you work? M6- Why do you ask that good color dominates your heart? I do not know why she was so happy C7- Come quickly! We will be back S8- Yeah, I don't like it. Can you join us? C9- Can I start today? S10- Not on earth (s10.1) Later (s10.2) Experts are trying to destroy your country. C11- Confirm or Confirm S12- Sorry NS, I have to tell you. C13- I would say red. S14- Certainly not C15- What is VL? S16- New York. C17- On the other hand, I don’t know. S18- Anika C19- I'm soft too (c19.1) I'm terrible S10- Edison Humbert's program: Old Family Game C21- NS S22- You are safe C23- It is a thick product, but it is called Kannada spice. S24- do you know C25- >> come on. S26- Everything is hot, but don't worry. C27- What's going on? S28- At this time C29- !! Answer me !! The earth is near the kitchen. S30- You are safe C31- Where do you work? S32- American Bank A33- Camera is active S34- Tomorrow you will be a mother. C35- Nothing happened, but it was my fault. A36- It's me
@samuelthecamel
Жыл бұрын
There are some hilarious lines in here, someone should make this into a video
@s0urkandies67
Жыл бұрын
*experts are trying to destroy your country*
@nthgth
Жыл бұрын
"Tomorrow you will be a mother." "Nothing happened, but it was my fault." I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣
@KnzoVortex
Жыл бұрын
S26 Before: Ah, well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. S26 After: Everything is hot, but don't worry. Damn, the truth was there the whole time, if only Chalmers knew to translate Skinner's words in every language of google translate...
@KnzoVortex
Жыл бұрын
Some of this stuff kinda freaky tho, both the first few lines and the last few feel like someone's trying to break you out of the matrix or some shit.. Also Experts are trying to destroy your country.
I feel like you could publish this as a contemporary poetry piece and it would be taken seriously by the literary community.
0:38 H A M B U R G
@stefanoraz27
Жыл бұрын
N O
@This_handle
Жыл бұрын
N O
@elemerkomives
Жыл бұрын
Free?
@karenrobinson4342
9 ай бұрын
Which is Iraq?
@oconnorwilliam01
7 ай бұрын
@@karenrobinson4342Once
This is one of those memes where the jokes can only be understood by beings thousands of years into the future, right?
@larsthemartian9554
2 жыл бұрын
Especially
@_pulstar
Жыл бұрын
water. moving. staying.
Idk why but 1:04 made me laugh the most
Oh my god, how did "no" end up being "Especially"? I'm dying of laughter
Kid A (2000)
@jet4212006
6 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure these are the lyrics to Fitter Happier.
@Torthrodhel
6 жыл бұрын
yesterday I woke up steaming a ham
@jet4212006
6 жыл бұрын
Skinner "I slipped on a little white lie."
@Torthrodhel
6 жыл бұрын
you can lie the best you can you can lie the best you can the best you can is good enough
Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? *MAKE A LIBRARY* *Leaves room
@haydnplus
6 жыл бұрын
Uh... That isn't smoke. It's steam, steam from the Steamed Clams we're having. Mmm! Steamed Clams!
Steamed Hams but its Arby and the Chief
0:06 Horse.
Agriculture and rural development
This version ends with Skinner leaving Bonzi Buddy to die in a fire.
"THIS IS A SELECTED PERSON" "Ba"
Is this our future?
BA *BAAAAAAAA*
This is a masterpiece. I hope they put this in a museum and regularly move it around the world.
0:26 "Make a library" 0:28 * goes to make a library *
This video is now the most popular video on my channel. That's noice :P
ʙᴀɢs.
@nek0mancer_uwu
4 жыл бұрын
Especially
@danjac354
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@lust_owo
3 жыл бұрын
Moving
funny how entire sentences turn into single words, but grunts turn into full sentences
Arby n the Cheif sure has changed
Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. -Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham. Help. ! Help.
“In June?” “Make library.”
I M G O I N G O N T H E. S T R E E T
@michaelopnv634
6 жыл бұрын
O K A Y
@ihate2812
6 жыл бұрын
*O* *K* *A* *Y*
>same two voices used in Arby n the Chief I hope that was intentional, if it was then
@Baratako0
6 жыл бұрын
Yep
@farribastarfyre
6 жыл бұрын
SMG4's Guards n' Retards uses the same voices as well.
I...I didn't expect this to be translated well in the slightest...but I thought at least "yes" and "no" could have made it through this process intact. 😂
*m a k e a l i b r a r y*
I love how "Uh-" is translated to "This is a great way".
Nobody: Seymour’s mother: *this is a selected person*
We think, therefore I am.
Water? Moving Staying? Especially Chemistry? ... ... *DO NOT FORGET*
*See the roast burning* -We think.
*B A*
@Darkfreed0m
6 жыл бұрын
*G* *S*
0:11 Skinner is a Stalin
*MAKE A LIBRARY*
Agnes : This is a selected person ! D: Seymour : What do you do ? :o Chalmers : Record :D
0:52 Jimmy's last lesson on Tuesday
0:20 B A G S
@AntonioTheBlueWolf
Жыл бұрын
Especially!
@elemerkomives
Жыл бұрын
Yes
@karenrobinson4342
9 ай бұрын
In June.
@oconnorwilliam01
7 ай бұрын
Make a library
@LordFawful-se9fk
3 ай бұрын
...for VMO2.
Make a library
Easily the most intense voice acting I've ever heard.
This is how people will talk in the future
Water Moving Staying Especially Chemistry Pure art right there, people
Agnes being the Pube Muppet voice caught me off guard
Seymour's mother is Spoderman? I had no idea. Damn, this show's lore just gets deeper and deeper.
@DMMDestroyer
3 жыл бұрын
I had to scroll too far to find this. TY
I feel as if I have made an arduous journey through the soul of man, only to find that it is me who is the steamed ham...
I died of laughter at the end.
"Click" says the Chalmers
"THIS IS A SELECTED PERSON!" "what do you do?"
@burner555
4 ай бұрын
"Record! :D"
*T H I S I S A S E L E C T E D P E R S O N*
"Do not forget" "Post" "Yes" "EVERYTHING"
0:35 Beelzebub?
Here? Spiritually I feel ya Armand.
T H I S I S A S E L E C T E D P E R S O N!
We think. We are very happy. This is a great way.
Which is Iraq? 1,2.
@neilisbored2177
6 жыл бұрын
OATMEAL
Two philosophers discuss the pitfalls of late stage capitalism over a Krusty Burger's dinner
KZread automatic subtitles in a nutshell .
(Bonzi Buddy in the background) BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Seymour's Mother in this is glorious
I google translated Steamed hams in 8 random languages, and got this chaos : Seymour, I'm not suggesting that your goal is like this, ah, quietly break the way, get married! I like preparing lunch, you don't know! But it is. Gerd is not filthy here! I don't see the wine! Is it the same? Would you like to buy and hide some quick food? It's perfect, Seymour! Imo county. ( Yeah i also google translated the introduction song so here it is ) : Skinner Seymour explained it madly. The boss needs medicine. I am going to the bathroom and tonight and it will be a disaster today. The tap, you just held my tongue close to the window and waited for the dinner to remember to study. Which boat fell to its knees and rubbed against the West? It's not hot smoke, it's wine. Just promises, the crowd is behind! No, no, no Master, I hope you leave your mouth and go well! I don't think my wine is solid. If not, I said I wasn't sleeping. That's what I call a burger! Is it a Hanjiabao bag? However, this is true. Why is that part? Unfortunately, since Utse, I've never heard of boiled pork. Yu, not The Wooty Level, not albany's second sentence. I knew Burger was very similar to a burger. This movie burger is also a recipe! As you know. J.. What I'm doing, with the load on my back, I thanked him. However, this is certainly not true. Everybody was having fun, and I was having fun. God, when will it happen! The brilliance of Polaris? Every day in this country, the brilliance of Polaris.Can the cuisine in which you live change? To give! Can I see you? In Nishima Province, a building was burned down and a fire broke out. The only mother is Aurora.Well, Seymour, I have to say you evaporate with steam because you are special! Aha! Aha!
@Camelia9768
Жыл бұрын
This is just weirder ngl.
The Art of Steamed Hams
Especially
this was so beautiful i cried
The Bonzi Buddy TTS voice at the end was a good touch
1:03 Bonzi Buddy? Is that you?
"Make a library" *Superintendent Chalmers exits, presumably to go and make a library.*
“Hamburg” “No”
David Lynch's take on steamed hams...