"I love minors"- a truly motivational quote from modest pelican

@mrguillo

8 ай бұрын

miners*

@zebroxclips

8 ай бұрын

Mb bro

@mrguillo

8 ай бұрын

all good bro

@TheGreyGhost_of43rd

8 ай бұрын

It was a miner mistake

@its999wrld4

8 ай бұрын

I bet he will trade all the good stuf for $

Literally not even 10 seconds and this man is already crackin sex offender jokes now that’s prime pelican gaming

@TwichyRamen

8 ай бұрын

What do you mean joke?

@ggchad3739

8 ай бұрын

@@TwichyRamen 😰

@edgarbarreto8440

8 ай бұрын

​@@TwichyRamen he says "I love minors, miner workers are great too"

@Arseijo

8 ай бұрын

@@edgarbarreto8440you took that too literal lol

@numalesoybea1348

8 ай бұрын

Age of consent is a feminazi invention. That's a fact not a joke.

I was totally caught off guard by those Minor jokes 5 seconds in, God I love this man.

@sanjaymishra7892

8 ай бұрын

Good

@Voydskii

8 ай бұрын

its miner*

@Pokfrance-yx9ig

8 ай бұрын

@@Voydskii not with modest pelican it’s not

@jdaggrrr575

8 ай бұрын

minor jokes are so fucking weird yall are creeps

@Voydskii

8 ай бұрын

😭😭@@Pokfrance-yx9ig

This videos are better than the actual game

@buiphong7779

8 ай бұрын

i like it

@GidadoAhmadverygoodandun-bn3sx

8 ай бұрын

Very wise video

@GidadoAhmadverygoodandun-bn3sx

8 ай бұрын

Very wise game

@morellatovar4151

8 ай бұрын

Bien

@zee-fr5kw

8 ай бұрын

Eh it's a great game,

I was mildly entertained for 11 minutes. Thank you modest pelican gaming.

@clumsycaden5708

8 ай бұрын

He lost your engagement for those last 30 seconds

@nincumpoop9747

8 ай бұрын

@@clumsycaden5708 it’s probably cuz he was running around LA in a spacesuit. I mean everyone knows all u need is a thin plastic fiber mask to protect you in LA and a whole spacesuit is a bit excessive.

@nazca247

8 ай бұрын

@nincumpoop9747 last time I was in la I was jumped by Dr dre

@RobertJohnLinder-23

8 ай бұрын

@@clumsycaden5708 yeah, its sad, modest pelican truly fell off (in the last 30 seconds)

@spacekid2157

8 ай бұрын

Don’t you mean “modestly entertained”?! 😉

Not even 10 seconds in and we're on a watchlist. Thanks Papa Peli

@ghost14224

8 ай бұрын

Bros the next edp

@CycleBycle

8 ай бұрын

@@ghost14224 _We_ are the next edp

@notatrollll

8 ай бұрын

@@CycleBycleit’s okay, youtube says its okay to be a pedophile looking for children, as long as you arent stopped by actual police. Anyone who shows these evil people entrapping edp and other great individuals like cyraxx and chris chan will be reported.

How you fit 20 stories in one story an only 12 mins amazes me 😂 bloody legend

''Stronger than a Lizzos bed frame'' - That right there is a top comedy. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"I am stronger than Lizzo's bed frame, faster than a boy on prom night and sneaker than even the most covert of stepdads" - ModestPelican 2023

@misssonai8318

8 ай бұрын

This is really amazing video i really like your content

@ghost14224

8 ай бұрын

Honest quote of the year

@Machoman50ta

8 ай бұрын

Respect😅

@cryptochrome3090

8 ай бұрын

Cringe

@anti-ethniccleansing465

7 ай бұрын

Sneakier (not a tennis shoe sneaker). Lol.

We need the Sons of Virgins, a well hydrated comeback is necessary in these times

@nuggetschicken1781

8 ай бұрын

normal online tho not that modded thing

@CoolguyTuffguy

8 ай бұрын

@@nuggetschicken1781 that's what I said

I had a really exhausting day and your video made it a hell of a whole lot better, so thanks for that! There's nothing I'd want more than a return of the SoV series!

@tramnguyenduy954

8 ай бұрын

ok

@ducvuong-qt7bp

8 ай бұрын

zzz

@nukedude2433

7 ай бұрын

Ok

Why can't all my gaming vids include such clever commentary?! Very nicely done dude, will likely watch again just for the giggles. 😄

Modest pelican never fails to keep everyone sufficiently hydrated at all times

@Drix1122

8 ай бұрын

I'm gonna ensure that the UN creates a law on protecting majestic pelicans by that it spreads a good word of the channel

@competitivevirginity

8 ай бұрын

no one gives a fuck about ye dead pelicans tho. eat them with soy sauce ey @@Drix1122

Dude is stronger than lizzo's bedframe

@SextusHempiryk

8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Itsjustbeans_

8 ай бұрын

Dudes strong

@s.a.f.7191

8 ай бұрын

And sneakier than a stepdad…brehhhhhhhhh…..

@RyanMoran-wy1ip

8 ай бұрын

I fucking died

@bentoffsoju

8 ай бұрын

and faster than a boy on prom night 😂

This guys humor is on another level.

@christopherregan1654

2 ай бұрын

He's British, that's why.

Definitely need more uploads bro just made my day 10x better 😂

“All male crew of minors” this pelican can’t be cancelled 🤣🤣🤣

@S1n1st3r0n3

8 ай бұрын

Miners man miners!

@LrrZoG

8 ай бұрын

@@S1n1st3r0n3ahhhhh I heard it wrong 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Jartran72

8 ай бұрын

Miners bruh. Miners. And it was funny too.

Modest Pelican never fails to deliver his creamy goodness onto us

@jakez5599

8 ай бұрын

Why You acting gay mate?

@berlinwallneverfall1991

8 ай бұрын

@@jakez5599projection

@SimplyCindy-

8 ай бұрын

Just wrong.

@K-TheLetter

8 ай бұрын

so modest.

@eshwar6969

8 ай бұрын

creamy goodness 🤤

I subscribed just because of the humor. 😂 You are funny as hell. Love it

I’m definitely subscribing. Quality content on KZread is so rare now

6:35 "That's the equivalent of a girl putting her hair into a ponytail and then telling you she wants to talk" 😂😂😂

@saintjeno

8 ай бұрын

😂

@WinRG3

Ай бұрын

Was looking for this comment🤣🤣

"I ignore her and instead buy a jetpack." *relatable*

These videos are absolutely hilarious. Dude always brings the humor. 😂😂😂😂

I was looking for a starfield review and I got soo much more. Great sense of humor dude 👌🏽

The running animation makes the character look like he has the runs and is rushing to the toilet

@Roboprogs

8 ай бұрын

That’s why it’s important to stay hydrated.

@Kristoker420

8 ай бұрын

Just about to start this game, what should I start with build wise. Super intimidated to start. Thanks in advance man, recently injured my foot so Im ready to dig in to this on my series x, put a good weekend and week into this bad boy. But yeah, any tips? ( Robert Downey junior voice, tropic thunder)

@perceivedvelocity9914

8 ай бұрын

Kinda looks like Steven Seagal running.

@Kristoker420

8 ай бұрын

@@perceivedvelocity9914 answer my question dude, i know where you live

Nothing beats coming home from a long day at school watching modest pelican while drinking a glass of water, staying sufficiently hydrated. Pelicans+water=perfection

@mrpussinboots4252

8 ай бұрын

You either fall into hydrated or not thus 'suffiently' is a non sequitur.

@r3dsnow757

8 ай бұрын

oh no i have 4 empty water bottles next to me rn... I need to run and get hydrated asap

@BlueZirnitra

8 ай бұрын

I prefer crack cocaine with my pelican but water is alright too

@omglol8425

8 ай бұрын

@@BlueZirnitra😂

@TheGreyGhost_of43rd

8 ай бұрын

Go back to school

u sir have a new subscriber that was funny as hell 😂 will check more of your vids out for sure

@ModestPelican

8 ай бұрын

haha appreciate it man

can we appreciate the amount of effort he puts into loving miners

@johnbigelson7471

8 ай бұрын

underrated joke 😄

@crazyclams3571

8 ай бұрын

Minors*

@summit-development

8 ай бұрын

@@crazyclams3571 thank you for correcting me friend

@sharonkoech1472

8 ай бұрын

So amazing

@tamnguyen-bl7jf

8 ай бұрын

ok

I liked because I was told to lmao.....I was with you on the smoking weed in the army...then the kissing on the lips was just to much 😂

That last scene in LA was hilarious! Bravo!!😂😂

I've seen several reviews and playthroughs. Modest Pelican's is always the best. Please, let this be a continuing series. I vote YES to "Sons of Virgins" Maybe, when Starfield goes multi-player...Sons of Virgins In Space

@Suicdar

8 ай бұрын

We would need a mod for that

@necrorsyt9715

8 ай бұрын

@@Suicdar no its impossible to make starfield multiplayer

@Suicdar

8 ай бұрын

@@necrorsyt9715 make a mod and buy servers . It s possible. Just won t happen.

@necrorsyt9715

8 ай бұрын

@@Suicdar that why this is impossible 🙃

@Suicdar

8 ай бұрын

@@necrorsyt9715 Are you stupid. Impossible means it CAN T be done. But it can. Just no one WILL do it. There s a difference. If I hire programmers and pay for a server there would be a multiplayer so it s not impossible 😐

Well that escalated quickly

Idk why but the kicking NPCs at the end got me the most hahaha

Man loved the video..i know its a nutshell video...but wished u do a extended nutshell video esaay like around a modest one hour 😂😂😂

“Stronger than Lizzos bed frame…”

@KingLoon3y

8 ай бұрын

I know 🤣🤣🫡

@brynellsidney3983

8 ай бұрын

🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

2:49 Childlike Ezra Miller asking a self referential question almost made me spit out my water. Luckily enough though that didn't happen, and I managed to hydrate properly.

Dude u made me laugh a lot lol!!! Liked and subscribed

5:07 In Canada you're basically allowed to 😂

0:07 Reminds me of the Minecraft shirt

Thank you these videos so easy n fun to watch

1:20 😂 forgot you were like this and it caught me off guard

The plunger in the toilet was a prank on a blind person.

9:29 i know she has plot armor and cant die BUT she is on the surface of mars in her casual outfit and not a spacesuit

This is hilarious, the bit where you got KO’d by the robot 😂

I’d LOVE (LOVE!) to see more Sons of Anarchy shenanigans! Keep up the great work! ❤

Nothing would be greater than an S.O.V comeback ,thank you for great content.

Unironically a better look into the game than most reviews

@gameoverguy7223

8 ай бұрын

It's still needs a lot of work, but they're on the right track... When the price comes down, then it will be worth it. But right now it's not worth it.

@coreydonnell9773

8 ай бұрын

@@gameoverguy7223it’s on gamespass for $10

@bruhmomentum8302

8 ай бұрын

⁠@@gameoverguy7223thank god for gamepass then

@nunyabusiness9013

8 ай бұрын

Sprinkle some of that Sony dead sea salt on my filet mignon would you? Chop chop.

@citizenvulpes4562

8 ай бұрын

​​@@nunyabusiness9013 I have a PC. Game is trash, buy Fallout New Vegas. Have fun with your recycled Fallout 4. You know, looking at it, you could just play No Man's sky and get the same experience, and more.

bro, your brohomo jokes are savage. hilarious. i laughed out loud several times

Looked up some gameplay for Starfield to find Mr. Pelican. Never watched a gameplay video for more than a couple minutes until this.

Hands down the best review I've heard of this game till now 😂. Hilarious !!! Subscribed and definitely will look forward to such funny and honest reviews. Great job 👏🏻

1:20 im dying💀💀💀💀

@FlyingGoober10

8 ай бұрын

I didn’t know modest pelican played smash LOL

0:18 that line got you a Like lol

Your commentary is second to none Had me dying the whole video bro

Havent watched a review of yours in a long time. Forgot how funny they are lol nice review, thinking about getting the game.

Even in school I still find time to enjoy water and modest pelican.

@thealmightyvenom2870

8 ай бұрын

Fucking imagine being that much of a zoomer, when was you born kid? 2008? 😂 horrific. iS fOrTNiTe ThE gReAsTeSt GaMe Of AlL tImE? Bahahahaha

@goldencreeper2551

8 ай бұрын

I’m of the highest degree of excitement to learn that you drink water like me. Though I was the only one. 🥹🥹🥹

You know it’s a good day when the hydrated pelican posts!

I've been play Starfield since it came out, but this made me chuckle

This review literally had me laughing out loud😂🤣😂🤣😂😂

This game is just perfect. I've been playing it since September 1st and it has become my favourite game!

@cryptojuicer

8 ай бұрын

me too im level 20 its consumed my mind

@SamuraiPieter

8 ай бұрын

@@cryptojuicer nice, I just reached level 21 an hour ago

Y’know it’s going to be a good day when Modest Pelican posts a new video

Ty for making this made me way more interested in the game now ima download it

‘Darker than America’s No-fly list’……..that one had me 🤣😂

Those people in the base are actually mad that they aren’t sufficiently hydrated.

I’d love to see tons more Starfield stuff!

2:48 🤣☠️ My husband would definitely pick that option 😂😅

Hilarious commentary Pelican 😂

its always a good day when papa peli uploads

Hydration meter in all environments should be a feature in the next DLC.

"I then landed on a planet darker than America's no fly list"....just like my favorite kind of humor...subscribed 😂

Love the game, but the sad thing is that i read an article that in Morocco Starfield is 50% cheaper than in other countries. This sucks because most of us are poor students and i think its unfair..

@srinjiniguin3456

8 ай бұрын

It's really good and amazing

@RoK2822

8 ай бұрын

Really well said..❤

@mithairoy

8 ай бұрын

True enough.

@panchamaghosh3512

8 ай бұрын

Yeahh true

@diyasaha8750

8 ай бұрын

Yeahh that's good.

Lost it at “darker than America’s no fly list” 😂😂😂

This guy is the Mark Normand of gaming! First modest pelican video ever, and i'm an instant fan. Didn't even catch the first joke 10 seconds in. My favorite was when he met the woman who looks like she'd complain in a restaurant. Nice. Instant Legend.

You are hilarious, mate! Back when Morrowind was on the original Xbox, my sons and I played it relentlessly. I had 4 kids, 2 boys and 2 girls and 3 Xboxes, luckily. I played as a goodie two shoes, fighting for right, my eldest, played as a bastard/occasionally good cross, and my youngest son as a thief. The youngest used to break into people’s houses, murder them and steal all their loot. I, scored the best loot ever, by being an upstanding citizen. I found the “Boots of Blinding Speed” and the “Staff of Magical Flight”. The combination of the two, meant morrowind had its own jet engined crusader, at least for 45 seconds (the staff used to run out of pixie dust after 45 seconds bringing you crashing to the ground). You could cover virtually the length of the country using the boots of blinding speed and the flying staff! Anyway, we loved Morrowind. They both told me about Starfield. They bought new Xboxes a few months ago, mainly because of Starfield. They’re grown up, both on big 6 figure salaries, with respectable jobs, but somehow they seem to be able to find the time to play. I don’t have the time, I’d love to play, so I’m going to watch you! I’m sending this video to them because they will piss themselves laughing, like I did. Thank you for making it.

The only Star-rim review I didn't know I needed

😭😭"Stronger than Lizzo's Bedframe"😂

Dude reacting to you stealing his sandwich is peak immersion

1:54 good lord 😂she’s watching this and now knows it’s you

@gho5tspartan26yt

8 ай бұрын

6:42 no chill 😂

You’re a cheeky bastard and I love it!

10 seconds in and I’m already laughing. That minors joke got me.

You know it’s a good day when daddy peli releases a new video into us

@BlueZirnitra

8 ай бұрын

My womb is well and truly pelican'd

@kingtnaughty189

8 ай бұрын

​@BlueZirnitra wow damn that's alot

@bluboyd3637

8 ай бұрын

And release it all over the place

@BlueZirnitra

8 ай бұрын

@@kingtnaughty189 I know, even I'm shocked and I'm the one who said it.

I am subscribing based on solely this video. As someone with hours into the can't-look-away-carwreck that is Starfield, this is gold.

“ because I’m built different “ 😂😂😂

God damn I love this man He never fails to make me laugh ❤❤

Always a good day when peli posts a review

3:09 Wonderful delivery.

The cyclidee thing with the pirate leader , i did the same 😂😂😂 i convinced him and then blasted those cylinder

I would've joined the army, but I realized that I would pass the IQ test

My 1 day and 12 hours of playtime has been admiring Sarah's a- I mean admiring her love for adventure.

@willowispgaming1995

8 ай бұрын

Lol theres few times that she lean and u can admire her a- i mean beauty closely

@RDR2Jammy1337

8 ай бұрын

@@willowispgaming1995 Fr man she sure does have a lot of beauty

Now this is a proper review. Thank you

Hotboxing the Tank....now that got me...Lmao

FOR YEARS Ive been saying " I would've joined the Army but they wouldnt let me smoke weed" . so funny to hear someone else say that ❤

Starfield looks a lot like The Outer Worlds but like with an insane amount of mods.

@Roboprogs

8 ай бұрын

It really does look like they copied the vibe of that game. The graphics are better, can’t say how the play compares. I suppose there’s a finite number of recipes to cook up.

@user-nz5og2lf3n

8 ай бұрын

Should’ve copied no man’s sky, at least the spaceships would be an actual part of the game not just a loading screen room

@Sheriff-ev7my

8 ай бұрын

@@user-nz5og2lf3nNMS was ass for almost two years straight, made fun of, and hated and still is considered mid

@nojuanatall3281

8 ай бұрын

And starfield was in development for 8 years.

@SlashyBashy_

8 ай бұрын

@@Roboprogsstarfield was in development before outer worlds was, just so happen to both be space games.

I had a bug for the last faction mission, where it wouldn't let me talk to the guy I needed to. Finally after about an hour of screwing around with him it let me, then I went to the last marker and it put me into a mandatory random dogfight that was unwinnable and it never autosaved so it sent me back to the bugged out guy I couldn't talk to.... Good times

Your commentary description was fantastic. 😂😂😂😂😂

8:43 has to be one of the greatest jokes on this channel.

@n0body550

8 ай бұрын

Possibly the worst joke he’s ever made, are you 6?

@NewToCool74

8 ай бұрын

​@@n0body550Are you 90?

I was in bed with my girlfriend drinking a gallon of water talking about whether or not Papa Peli would venture into the star field and by the great house Varun I was not disappointed

Thanks for the update

I’m here for hotboxing in a tank with your portable speaker! 😂

3:00 STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM

This game is very interesting..Not even 10 seconds in and we're on a watchlist. Thanks Papa Peli