After reading some comments and seeing the feedback from Jacob (the one being covered in this video), I decided that "Star Wars Shill Defends "The Acolyte"" just isn't quite true to the contents of the video. I've adjusted it now to "simps over," which I believe should be more accurate to the video in question. Thanks for all the feedback! :)

@johnchenthebest4495

4 ай бұрын

Of course EFAP gets their rocks off from harassing random smallish KZreadrs over liking Star Wars.

@borbafet9206

4 ай бұрын

slice and dice brother

@thisistheplan414

4 ай бұрын

@@johnchenthebest4495😂

@XTD74

4 ай бұрын

@@johnchenthebest4495you didn’t watch it, shame

@Daxinar0

4 ай бұрын

@@johnchenthebest4495 It's not harassment to react to a video, dude. That's an insanely childish take.

“Hardest teaser poster”. Dude, that’s not even the best teaser poster for star wars. Episode 1 had a better poster, young anakin with his shadow as Vader, that had people talking

@Agent789_0

4 ай бұрын

Does hard just mean edgy? Or does it mean something else? I genuinely have no idea what it’s suppose to mean at this point.

@borkguy

4 ай бұрын

@@Agent789_0means it made him hard I guess

@sphexine

4 ай бұрын

@@Agent789_0 In Gen Z slang it means it's a "banger", "fire" or "bussin fr" which are new words for "cool" and "nice". Read some comments from NBA videos or Sneakers, you'll understand it maybe.

@TheMrlittletooth

4 ай бұрын

It has blood you goon. Yeah people were really talking about that poster. "This is the prequel to Star Wars. The kid from jingle all the way is playing Darth Vader. And it takes place in Mexico."

@KingKayro87

4 ай бұрын

I mean, yeah, the Acolyte poster looks pretty badass, but it also doesn't tell you jack shit about what you're in store for. The "young Anakin with the Vader shadow" poster not only goes hard, it also has meaning behind it.

The interviews with the director of Acolytes says it all. She openly admitted to putting her "queer values" as top priority and *then* seeing how Star Wars can revolve around it. The same person who claims she cried throughout all of Disney's Frozen because of its "non-hetero themes."

@Dalimagnus

4 ай бұрын

She sounds fun at parties

@grandarkfang_1482

4 ай бұрын

"...So she's a Massive." "Yeah..."

@MasterofInterspace

4 ай бұрын

Is it the kind of person who ships the sisters?

@SFTaYZa

4 ай бұрын

Freaks

@highjumpstudios2384

4 ай бұрын

I'm not sure her and I saw the same film.

It’s still astonishing to me that a human being would own a framed TLJ poster for a non-ironic purpose

@harbl99

3 ай бұрын

It's part of his set dressing. That makes it a tax deductible business expense. (ht: The Fat Electrician)

@Mythowars

3 ай бұрын

I think tlj is the worst movie I’ve seen in my life. Not Star Wars movie. Movies period.

@valentinlageot4101

2 ай бұрын

paper roll in case of another pandemic

@magustobias8827

2 ай бұрын

​@@Mythowars I can't argue with you about the worst movie you've seen, but it's not the worst movie I've seen. (Hardcore SW fan, collected a majority of the EU books and supplements, ruined one of my top 3 favorite SW characters, three-way-tie between Luke, Mara, and Thrawn, and when I saw TLJ I thought I was gonna have a stroke, twice, while watching it.) And even despite all of that, it's not the worst movie I've ever seen. That place... That... "Film"... Watching it was like finding the fucking One Ring. Do I destroy it? Do I tell people about it? Do I keep it, hoping that I'll have the only surviving copy and I can ensure it remains as lost media for all time? That fucking movie made me legitimately question my goddamn life because of how terrible it was. Not fun terrible like The Room, just... Rancid. And I'm the guy who spent like 4 years going out of his way to find the most shocking, graphic, disturbing films and movies to see how far filmmakers have gone. This, unnamed movie I shall not speak it's goddamn name like it's VOLDEMORT or some shit, that was the low bar... The Hell Bar, the fucking final Punishment at the Center of the fucking Hellraiser Puzzlebox.

@MichaelCravith

2 ай бұрын

My dude, seven years later there are still TLJ apologists. I don't get it either.

Not even 30 seconds in, and I've never seen a human so perfectly engineered to look like a shill or used car salesman.

@immortallix

4 ай бұрын

used car salesmen aren't that soy

@samzilla567

4 ай бұрын

That's an insult to Used Car Salesmen. He looks like a useless college dropout who wants to pitch you his new app idea.

@cancelme4200

4 ай бұрын

Yeah 😂 he totally looks like a shill template.

@devildolphin2102

4 ай бұрын

It may be due to the Economy, but at least the used car salesman can actually get me to buy something

@DaMaster012

4 ай бұрын

He looks like the kind of person who would take a sponsorship from Better Help.

A TV show helmed by the personal assistant of Harvey Weinstein that'll be focused on uplifting women. You can't make this stuff up.

@Mythowars

3 ай бұрын

She’s also made it known that this show will be filled with her queer ideologies. You know what I want my kid gong to a Star Wars film and learning from it? Who it is okay and not okay to go down on. When this is the worst thing to happen she along cunty Kennedy will blame men for not supporting women or everything with inclusion.

@Slender_Man_186

Ай бұрын

I guess “The Force is Female” until the females need to be forced, huh Kathleen?

18:15 "get a nice little house..find a lady, settle down..." Hmm, doesn't sound very Rags like. 18:30 "F*ck an Ewok..." Ah, There he is.

@DaMaster012

4 ай бұрын

Well, that is his "obvious flaw," so...

@mrq1

4 ай бұрын

​@SuperMegaGaylord I read this, I knew where it was going and I still read this. Someone pass the bleach...

@bandaid6550

4 ай бұрын

​@SuperMegaGaylordI'm glad your username is not a lie lol

@Wuoffan1

4 ай бұрын

"It would take like... 8 smurfs to give you a handjob" -Rags

@Gerald-of-Riviera

4 ай бұрын

​@SuperMegaGaylordNot the wooden spear 😕

Jacob looks like he was literally made by Pixar.

@MrJustinOtis

4 ай бұрын

Or the people who made those Grubhub ads. But at this point, that's about the same quality level that modern Pixar has anyway.

@Alex-pc1hw

3 ай бұрын

It's probably the pixar filter.

Acolyte is going to be the best StarWars ever was and then will be forgotten 2months later. Just like ObiWan, Ahsoka and Mandalorian

@liamphibia

4 ай бұрын

Book of Boba Fett!🤪

@daskampffredchen9242

4 ай бұрын

@@liamphibia I literally forgot about it. Really fitting

@sugartoothYT

4 ай бұрын

"Acolyte literally saved Star Wars!"

@Shineinpoverty

4 ай бұрын

they were different though. obireva: anger. womandalorian: fun at first then dissapointment. Ahsoka: unimaginable boredom with memorable horribly bad fight sequences with Rosario moving with the speed and grace of a turtle.

@boanoah6362

4 ай бұрын

I mean... Mandalorian started strong, like, before that bullshit with the lady I remember it was really widely rejoiced and respected and everyone loved it. Shame they had to inject a big load of politics into it.

This guy has the same energy as those KZread ads for a mobile game.

@na5794

3 ай бұрын

That is painfully true.

"This is the most peak fire since Krakatoa. Lightsabers were present, so it was good. Consume product and prepare for next product."

@DiZtheJedi

2 күн бұрын

To be fair, Krakatoa WAS peak. When that mountain blew up, the shockwave was detected circling the world seven times. Literally the loudest sound mankind has ever recorded.

We are so back! 👉👈☝️👆👇

@Ramsey276one

4 ай бұрын

Domain Expansion: CONSUMER OF ALL PRODUCT

To be fair, volcanoes are literally peak.

@MrJustinOtis

4 ай бұрын

Getting to peek at the peak of a volcano piques my interest.

@woodwyrm

4 ай бұрын

lel

@GareWorks

4 ай бұрын

Not if they're underwater.

Funko pop of rose tico, Last Jedi movie poster, early 30s with big beard, wacky waving arm gesticulations, flat images appearing over his face as he talks accompanied by stock blaster sounds - If you were to try and create a parody of the soy boy last Jedi defender you could not do as good a job as this. He’s hit every stereotype and then some.

@Synthetic94

4 ай бұрын

My point of contention... is he doesn't have a big beard.

@RM_VFX

4 ай бұрын

​@@Synthetic94 But he does have neckbeard, which is arguably worse.

@RM_VFX

4 ай бұрын

He's more meme than man now.

@DefineHatespeech

4 ай бұрын

@@RM_VFX”He was meant to bring peace the galaxy, not leave it in soy!” - obi wan falcon

@AliceBowie

4 ай бұрын

​@@RM_VFX I don't think he has enough neck for it to count as a neckbeard.

The Pointing Man cometh

@grandarkfang_1482

4 ай бұрын

One-Winged Angel, but the music video has pointing in it.

@Arko777777

4 ай бұрын

At least he stopped wearing his jacket inside.

@beowulfsrevenge4369

4 ай бұрын

👈👆👉👇 Peww peww pewww!!!

@Toactwithoutthinking

4 ай бұрын

My finger points.

@bobhill9803

4 ай бұрын

Thank you so much for the Kung Pow reference, unironically one of my favorite movies.

It’s funny that people nowadays don’t quite realize, that to call something “peak” is to imply that this is the best it can be, and it’s all downhill from here.

I still cant get over that they made a wookie wear robes. poor guy must be so hot

@webvixdarklove7551

4 ай бұрын

I mean, it *is* Star Wars. Even money that they’ve got some kind of material that makes it a non issue used in his robes

@deliverymanq7333

4 ай бұрын

@@webvixdarklove7551 that just seems impractical

@Ramsey276one

4 ай бұрын

Oh FFS Is he a Wookie MANDINGO?! What other excuse could there be besides *TRIPOD?* SWEET WOLVERINE HEALTH PACKS, how ridiculous can they be?

@webvixdarklove7551

4 ай бұрын

@@deliverymanq7333 we’ve got laser swords and magic monks, I’m sure there’s a type of cloth out there that Wookiees can wear without any discomfort. It’s not exactly like price is an issue for the Jedi

@trevorsmith572

2 ай бұрын

@@webvixdarklove7551why would they even wear any cloth?

The Rose Tico Funko Pop is the ultimate power move

@oldoutlet6946

4 ай бұрын

It's just as expressive and deep as the character herself.

@Agent789_0

4 ай бұрын

@@oldoutlet6946Truly a beautiful piece of merchandise. Capturing the essence of the character perfectly.

@mrbigglezworth42

4 ай бұрын

@@oldoutlet6946 One of the most backhanded compliments I've ever read.

@NieOrginalny

4 ай бұрын

It's like an arcane artifact a witch's idol

@veedee8611

4 ай бұрын

It's peak tubular power, bro

I would like to apologize for GenZ’s vocabulary… I don’t know how it happened.

@juangooseman

4 ай бұрын

As a millenial i know exactly how it happened we stoked the fire of stupid and every gen has to out stupid the previous

@magonus195

4 ай бұрын

Cell phones and the Department of Education happened.

@jacksonconstantine5740

4 ай бұрын

Western culture pivoted towards placating certain ethnic minorities and adopting their vernacular.

@BruhMoment-fr4zr

4 ай бұрын

ngl bro Acolyte is goated these guys be malding over nothing on god bro fr

@Observer413

4 ай бұрын

American education and 'der kultur terror' funny mustache man rambled about. Its all by design.

That's a face that just screams "I have a Rey figure in jar in the cabinet."

@acedetective7280

4 ай бұрын

I hate that I know that reference.

@whitehorsedown6499

4 ай бұрын

It's inside him right now. You know it to be true. No, no!!!!

@XenoSpyro

4 ай бұрын

The Force penetrates and binds us after all.

@JohnDavidSullivan

4 ай бұрын

Misread it as: I have a Rey figure in jar jar in the cabinet. Dirty mind I guess.

@etrangray-mane8610

4 ай бұрын

OH NO! ​@@JohnDavidSullivan

Fringy being baffled by the editing is the only thing that brings me joy in life.

Fun fact: not only do the prequels have practical effects, each movie has more practical effects than the OT in its entirety.

@AlinaAniretake

4 ай бұрын

OT is entirety Practical, what are you talking about?

@sadeknight9112

4 ай бұрын

@@AlinaAniretake blaster bolts, engine glow, and lightsaber blades were added in post. Now that I’m thinking about it, there’s a surprising lack of practical effects in the OT. Every time you see a droid tank it’s a miniature. Remember that sweeping shot over the stands during the podrace? Miniature

@christopherkelley1664

4 ай бұрын

@AlinaAniretake He means quantity of practical effects, not percentage.

Only EFAP could have HIGHLIGHTS that are an hour long lol

@webvixdarklove7551

4 ай бұрын

Only internet grifters of this level could spend 60 whole minutes yapping about a 4 minute video

@weebgenerator9556

4 ай бұрын

I don’t think you know what grifter means lol

@boe.jiden6808

4 ай бұрын

​@webvixdarklove7551 i cant tell if youre being sarcastic or not but either way its funny

@cmd31220

4 ай бұрын

@boe.jiden6808 I'm being serious in the most loving way. I love listening to then talk about a 90 minute movie for 6 hours

@boe.jiden6808

4 ай бұрын

@cmd31220 oh no im responding to that webvix guys comment lol

🤔This shill embodies so many stereotypes at once that I find it hard to describe him.

@theimaginist3310

4 ай бұрын

Yo, I was thinking the same thing! Why do these shills always look the same? 😂

@taags

4 ай бұрын

Soy, lots of soy.

@DaMaster012

4 ай бұрын

Devoid of a single shred of individual thought.

@liquidemotionzz3232

4 ай бұрын

Cuck

@TA-zq3ez

4 ай бұрын

@@DaMaster012 devoid of shreds you say?

if the acolyte is only 100 years before the prequels, shouldn't yoda be present, as he trained Jedi for over 800 years, this should be set 1000+ years before, if he isn't in the acolyte

@aredjayc2858

4 ай бұрын

Please no...

@Devilfish6666

4 ай бұрын

Yep Yoda is 900 at the time of his death. And if its 1000 years before then shouldnt there be Darth Bane in it? No matter what Disney does, theres plot all over the place....

@Lampoluke

4 ай бұрын

They shoved the canon up their ass, so your concerns don't make sense because they can rewrite canon. Yoda wasn't there because he was on a bear cruise, he is gay now, deal with it.

@RB725GamingHD

4 ай бұрын

He’s on sabbatical

@whitehorsedown6499

4 ай бұрын

Yoda hippie weed smoking days.

No wonder he liked the teaser poster. It has a sword like weapon.

@hyponautical

4 ай бұрын

Is this a reference to the "All Super Smash Bros characters are Queer, I guess." By Rags?

@Unitedtribute

4 ай бұрын

@@hyponautical no. It's from an older episode that had shad as a guest. I'm pretty sure they were covering this guy and he said that a staff and a sword were basically the same thing cause they were sword like weapons. Then that became a popular meme for awhile.

@maxi_nice

4 ай бұрын

​@@Unitedtributedont forget 👈🤓👉

@MrJustinOtis

4 ай бұрын

@@Unitedtribute Let's be honest, this guy is the human equivalent of a toddler's plushie, he would probably be terrified if he were even in the same room as a real sword.

Ahhh, the hour long highlights are the truest of EFAP highlights

Dude's voice sounds like a continuous gasp for air.

-Anakin fights Obi-Wan on Mustifar "This is peak fire."

@thomaswood1158

4 ай бұрын

That lightsaber battle was bussin fr fr no cap fam. And like my main rizzler, Anakin got litty right after… I still don’t understand how today’s slang sounds “good” lmao

@sologamer3122

Ай бұрын

@@thomaswood1158 Dear God please stop, and if you are trolling you are doing it too well...

I feel like it should be mentioned that people involved with The Acolyte have said that the acting in it is unintentionally hilarious. According to rumors, every scene has characters dressed in costumes, and the actors involved apparently struggled with delivering lines seriously while wearing the costumes. I also heard that the atmosphere while shooting felt more like a high school play than anything, so the actors were having a lot of fun acting in the scenes, but they were like "Oh... That's really bad," when watching the scenes later on.

I'm so stoked for "Alien Monkey guy - A Star Wars Story". Its trailer will be the hardest one I've ever seen.

@viktorvondoom5950

4 ай бұрын

But will it be peak, though?

@systmerr9445

4 ай бұрын

@@viktorvondoom5950 Peak valley.

He’s literally the Red letter media podcaster bit come to life.

@DaMaster012

4 ай бұрын

The Nerd Crew + an unironic, living embodiment of RLM's Rogue One Half in The Bag opening bit. _"IT BROOKE NEW _*_GROUNNDD!!!"_* [Rich Evans laughing in the background]

@reviewbomb85

4 ай бұрын

Very cool.

@whitehorsedown6499

4 ай бұрын

Him and the rise of Skywalker trailer crying man could be milked for soy and you could become very rich from the large never ending quantities.

@MrJustinOtis

4 ай бұрын

"Don't ask questions. Just consume product and get excited for next product!"

@MysticTroll

4 ай бұрын

*So many Vistas.*

It always amazes me that people like this actually exist. He’s the human equivalent of a Funko Pop

@-SayWhatAgainMF-

4 ай бұрын

@SuperMegaGaylord dudes got a 5 dollar Rose Tico Funko Pop….

Listening to this guy gave me 15 points of psychic damage. I can feel my brain cells snapping like rubber bands against the inside of my skull.

Somehow Pointing Man returned...

@woodwyrm

4 ай бұрын

Dat Sith alchemy, man.

A better adjective for the Acolyte trailer is “dreaded” rather than “anticipated”

"Don't trust your eyes" could easily be a villain reveal. I know that it's literally what they push these days, but having a character say it so bluntly makes me think they're going to make the man the bad guy. Shocking, I'm sure. He's got a secret rival from the past, who we can safely assume is the assassin. Since she can't be evil, he's gotta take up the mantle. It was his fault all along, and it was revealed when he told a room full of kids to close their eyes.

@DaMaster012

4 ай бұрын

"The (English Socialist) Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." - George Orwell, _1984_

@christopherkelley1664

4 ай бұрын

"Trust the experts."

@tevenpowell8023

4 ай бұрын

Trusting only your own eyes is also bad.

@webvixdarklove7551

4 ай бұрын

OR, he meant “don’t trust your eyes” in the context of the situation we saw him in. Teaching the kids to meditate on the force and use it for foresight

He uses his hands to point because he himself has no point Ironic... ... in my subjective opinion

@magonus195

4 ай бұрын

Ironic. His fingers could make other points... but not himself.

@johannesseyfried7933

4 ай бұрын

Oh! That's a good one! 😄😁

@webvixdarklove7551

4 ай бұрын

He uses hands because talking with hand motions is fun

"He just threw out, maybe Plagueis will show up. I don't know. LOL" DEAD, lmao.

"Close your eyes, what do you see?" "I see pointing..."

@reaps912

4 ай бұрын

👈🤓👆 👈🤓👉 👆🤓👍 👌🤓👆

“PUT. YOUR FUCKING. FINGERS. DOWN.” - Az (2020)

@ViolentMessiah666

4 ай бұрын

One of the greatest lines in Efap history 😂

@f3ynman44

4 ай бұрын

in what video did he say that?

@PresidentMikeJohnson

4 ай бұрын

@@f3ynman44lol i want to see it as well

@GallifreyanAvenger93

4 ай бұрын

I was thinking the exact same thing! 🤣 Context from EFAP 95: kzread.infoUgkxooPAFkpkRB5NKF90pa0rHTd2FpzFd76U?si=k6JE0wpeMhWPdiS_

@woodwyrm

4 ай бұрын

Crazy that it was 4 years ago Az said that.

Sometimes is hard not to be mean. Thus guy is not a reviewer, he's a cheerleader. He's there to build the hype, so doesn't matter how shallow his "break down" is, just highlight some flashy bits of the thing, throw some buzz words and give the "fans" that big dose of self validation dopamine.

@Ramsey276one

4 ай бұрын

Official pompoms didn't arrive on time, so hands will do for now! XD

I cant believe they got Glup Shitto back for this one

What has Shilly McFingerpointer to say now that The Acoshyte is out and they're even farther away from being "so back" than they were before?

The best line is when he said it made sense as it aligns with the synopsis that dropped. That is truly the most nothing statement I have ever heard. Truly the comment of a shill

This dude looks like a real life Pixar character and spouts exactly what Disney wants from its consumers lol

Look at him, even his eyebrows are pointing.

I'll keep pointing this out, the major problem with the acolyte is that a non-force user has almost no chance at a straight fight with a Jedi. In KOTOR2, Atton Rand specialized in fighting Jedi and he is very clear how hard it is to fight against a super human who has super speed, constantly sees partially into the future and can feel the intentions of everyone around them and HOW he got around those super powers. Having an assassin just trying to run up and attack a Jedi would never work and is really dumb.

@Fact-fiend_1000ASMR.

4 ай бұрын

They have to be exceptional like the Maladians or Mandalorians to even think about defeating Jedi. It's even worse challenging a Sith. A heavily wounded Darth Plagueis without his lightsaber was able to destroy dozens of Maladians. A Sith Apprentice can even win out against Jedi masters.

@mitchmitting102

4 ай бұрын

Mandalorian pulling out flame thrower and buckshot: Parry this you filthy casual.

@Adorni

4 ай бұрын

There was also Teras Kasi, which - if utilized properly - _does_ work? It’s a martial style unique in the SW universe that employs meditation and mastery of the self to allow for almost superhuman feats, but it takes a huge amount of discipline to master. If you’re going to fight a Jedi or a Sith in hand-to-hand combat and aren’t a cyborg, then Kung Fury’s not exactly a bad thing to bring to the table.

@Fact-fiend_1000ASMR.

4 ай бұрын

@@Adorni But could it be used to disarm a Jedi or Sith of their lightsaber? If not, fancy Kung Fu isn't saving you.

@Adorni

4 ай бұрын

@@Fact-fiend_1000ASMR. Yes, actually. Teras Kasi incorporated a number of different type of attacks, including grappling. And while its practitioners didn’t have any kind of telekinetic powers like Force-Sensitives, their strength and speed were on par with Jedi Masters’ physical feats. The style - in Expanded Universe, anyway- was actually created to counter Jedi, specifically, as the original masters of the art were victims in a brutal war the Jedi were involved in. So they would definitely have had ways to disarm lighsaber users.

Dude shaves only his soul patch area, wtf

@nagger8216

4 ай бұрын

I laughed so hard once I realized that, thanks for pointing it out.

Prediction made at 10:00 was pretty spot on

Turns out, Rags was mostly correct about his guess about the first episode. The "murder mystery" of the plot is for all of one episode because that's how obvious the solution is (Most of the characters take two episodes to figure it out, but the audience gets it in one), but they don't give us full motivations until episode 3, that being said it's a shameless Kill Bill rip-off so it's obvious what the motivation is from the first scene. Aside from that, my Gods imagine being this hyped over a derivative show that steals from better films while doing none of them well, and make a mockery of the setting it's based in.

Retconning the Old Republic for this garbage ass High Republic was just fucking lame, lmao. SWTOR has better stories.

@mitchmitting102

4 ай бұрын

I for one am glad, because this "High" Republic acts for a good screen to keep Disney from bastardising Old Republic era lore.

@VeroPunch

4 ай бұрын

@@mitchmitting102 fair fair but it’s gonna happen watch

@mitchmitting102

4 ай бұрын

@@VeroPunch I'm just hoping when it happens, it's at the point where Disney has finally died off from their obsession with THE MESSAGE and has some actually amazing writers and a great Director. Until then, I categorical refuse to be the first to mention it outside Old Republic subjects in a personal effort to make sure Disney doesn't remember it exists.

@VeroPunch

4 ай бұрын

@@mitchmitting102I doubt it brother but we can hope and if not the games and books are still there and we can just watch it all continue to burn.

@mitchmitting102

4 ай бұрын

@@VeroPunch Lol that's what I've been doing since TLJ, last thing I watched related to Star Wars was Clone Wars Season 8, and even then I completely skipped the Ashoka part with the drug smugglers because of how stupid it was.

Looking at the newer comments, we hit another Jenny Nicholson’s Joker type of stream where most of the push back against it are “long man bad” comments.

@jeremyusreevu237

4 ай бұрын

Yes we did.

@jensonisntfunny

4 ай бұрын

Well yeah mate, 1 hour long video to attack a guy with 400 subs and send rabid hate to them like you see here. Just unnecessary and pure sadism.

@burnypython8230

4 ай бұрын

@@jensonisntfunny Out of curiosity what part of the content of this clip would you call “rabid hate.” Provide the timestamp please.

@Arko777777

4 ай бұрын

​@@jensonisntfunny"Pure sadism", sure bro, if you say so 😂. Watch the video before commenting nonsense.

@mateuszmarciniak2828

4 ай бұрын

@@jensonisntfunny Riiiiight, crtiticizing the video = sending hate to the creator, sure.

why does he have the look of the "how does this affect you personally" meme

oh no, it's the finger blaster man

@Dalimagnus

4 ай бұрын

Clear indication this man gets all the ladies

@HectorLopez0217

4 ай бұрын

@@Dalimagnusyou hear his porn music intro

@maxi_nice

4 ай бұрын

👆🤓👉

I swear he looks like a cartoon character. And what’s with the hands??!!!

@Ramsey276one

4 ай бұрын

Shillbending! XD

We've come to a point in time where the audience is smarter than the writers. They are incapable of giving us what we want.

Rags is right. Fuck all the Jedi and bounty hunter stuff. Get yourself a nice little job and a cottage then raise your space family. Just pray to god that you didnt do that on Alderaan.

Unkind reviews of his movies are definitely what caused Jake Lloyd's neurological condition. Genetics? Head trauma? Infantile oxygen deprivation? What means these things?

"Cool" has been around since the 60s and really exploded in the 80s. Bart Simpson was downstream from culture in all aspects and was actually a bit dated. Also that is a groove ring. Maybe it's for marriage, maybe he just thinks it's peak.

around 18:00 im still wondering how people can still think that palpatine died. He clearly is accopiing Rey´s Body. Why else should he buried the lightsabers and claimed the skywalker name if not to demonstrate ultimate victory over that bloodline.

@viddykhaos2896

4 ай бұрын

In the end, the Skywalkers are all dead, the Solos are dead, and the Palpatines lived on. Star Wars, ladies and gentlemen.

@1stmorgoth289

4 ай бұрын

@@viddykhaos2896Not the palpatines, but THE Palpatine

@viddykhaos2896

4 ай бұрын

@@1stmorgoth289 well, if we assume Rey was possessed then yes. But she is also genetically a palpatine so I meant that the only living “important” lineage is the Palpatine bloodline. Which ruins the entire saga as a whole, and makes no sense considering the final film’s name.

@1stmorgoth289

4 ай бұрын

@@viddykhaos2896True

@Ramsey276one

4 ай бұрын

​@@viddykhaos2896"It is MA'AM SKYWALKER!" --Actual subtitle

I lost it when he randomly played Amongus music for literally no reason. Not even in the context of the murder mystery. I half expected air horns and "what da dog doin?"

Since we're going to get THOSE people, Mauler and co only spend 12 MINUTES (to fifteen) talking about his video and his words, they spend 48 MINUTES rambling and talking about random stuff. 10:06 -12 26 Talking about what the show will be about side talk about episode 2 and rambling about attack of the clones. 13:54 - 24:44 Palpetine and waffles -the force and balance - rogue one and Anakin 25:00 -31:00 Peak fire - get new words to describe something - Tekken 8 - We are so valley! - 80's/90's slang 31:42 -36:37 Bad guy becomes good - what this character is going to do - Kevin spacey 37:43 -39:05 it will fill the gape in the sequels by taking place 100 years before them... - Why you pause so much 39:10 - 49:31 Darth plagius, why? - Another Thrawn?- Incredible hulk - Disney and LOTR 51:23 - 53:16 Acolyte hiding - Snoke 2.0 55:25 - 58:24 Read this book, it's a book! - The haircut you always see 58:30 - 1:01:25 No book info - Not a good lead - Review the stone! 1:01:40 - 1:03:18 A+ trailer - grading 1:03:21 - 1:05-47 Glup Shitto

@loregod4825

4 ай бұрын

Your sanity and clarity will likely be ignored by most of the "longman bad" clowns

@the_absurd_hero

Ай бұрын

When you have conversations with a group of friends, do you stay on-topic 100% of the time? Do you police them when they start to move into other topics? "No, no... You can't start discussing penalties in rugby just because I mentioned yellow cards in football!"

Jake Lloyd's mother has already said *multiple* times she kept Jake away from the internet and he, for the most part, didn't know the hate existed. It was his schizophrenia that ruined his life. His mother said he fucking loved Star Wars and had the time of his life on set with everyone, and Jake himself has said that George Lucas was very kind and was very patient with him

Remember that time Alec Guinness (The og Obi Wan actor) told a fan of Star Wars who watched the OT over 100 times to find another hobby? He predicted this guy.

Lot of Long Man Bad round here. It's been a while.

@loregod4825

4 ай бұрын

Its hilarious how its always their main response. "How can you turn 4 minutes into an hour". I don't know maybe with like analysis and critique. How is that so confusing for people.

He looks like Harry Potter who got a Hogwards Degree in Disney Shilling, got the Job, got fat and lost the Magic... 🙄

I've always heard "peak" being used to describe the pinnacle of something, the best of the best. Like an Olympian being the peak of human performance or this guy being the peak shill for whatever happens to be "fire" this week.

We already have something that fills in the gaps in Star-Wars, it's called the expanded universe. That's what it was made for, to expand on the lore and stories that the movies did not elaborate on as they were not relevant for them.

@jacksonconstantine5740

4 ай бұрын

@Gyrfalcon312kotor, kotor 2, imperial agent, Jedi knight, Sith inquisitor and Sith warrior from SWTOR. Six slam dunk series right there

@nagger8216

4 ай бұрын

​​@@jacksonconstantine5740No thanks, SWTOR was fucking terrible and ruined everything interesting about KOTOR 1 and 2. I'll always find it hilarious when fans recommend some awful shit from the EU and put it on this pedestal of greatness just because Disney's name isn't attached to it. I mean, it ruined Revan, Malak, Kreia, the Exile, the Sith Empire, not to mention it threw everything that was being set up at the end of KOTOR 2 was out the window. I'd honestly rather have Revan be noncanon compared to all the stupid and awful shit they put him through in SWTOR. And the fact he even has a canon identity at all is so fucking lame. Revan is meant to be *your* character, that's why he was so popular to begin with.

@Jack29245

4 ай бұрын

@@nagger8216 I agree that SWTOR doesn't handle Revan well but I don't discount everything else from that game. It doesn't handle KOTOR 1 and 2 well but as a stand alone game the story is quite good. Prior to Shadow of Revan it was actually quite easy to go through the whole game without running into those issues because you'd only run into Revan and Exile if you did the entirely optional flashpoints.

And now we are up to episode 4, it's amazing to see how awful his takes have been. I hope he is truly ashamed.

"peak", "fire" and "we're so back" are the new "epic"

Is that "Sword-Like-Weapon" guy?

Wow The Act Man has piled on the pounds! Lmao

@ViolentMessiah666

4 ай бұрын

IT'S ACT MA'AM! *pushes over display case*

@jameswoods5476

4 ай бұрын

@@ViolentMessiah666 😂

@mitchmitting102

4 ай бұрын

Damn, doing my boy Act Man dirty with that one lol

7:04 It COULD be the case that the Star Wars movie makers were packing the scene full of Asian kids so that the CCP, seeing Asians represented on screen, would definitely give them permission to show the movie in China. 🇨🇳

@hussarzwei6223

4 ай бұрын

No it will be banned in China because it’s gay.

@Frostbite12211983

4 ай бұрын

"Go Asians!"

@Mantis42

4 ай бұрын

no one here cares about star wars

Maybe the "Peak Fire" is the height of the flames caused by all that burning money.

It's nice that Mooler and the EFAP gang are embracing the KZread shorts. But if these EFAP "shorts" get much shorter, will they even have enough time to say anything?

I think the most sad thing is that people still give enough of a shit to rail against Nu-Wars, I completely detached a decade ago and I dunno why everyone else hasn't either.

@rustyshackleford9017

4 ай бұрын

my best friend since childhood is the epitome of consumer. literally flash a saber on screen and he acts like tardo. he doesn't care if the story is coherrent. Its odd that people who are long time fans are fine with this garbage

@canaldecasta

4 ай бұрын

It's fun at times

Anyone that has a TLJ poster that isn’t a meme of that movie, their opinion is not valid

@knightatyourservice7512

4 ай бұрын

GET OVER IT

@thomasg2488

4 ай бұрын

@@knightatyourservice7512 cry some more. It was trash, gEt oVEr iT

My interest was piqued, so I thought I'd take a peek and see what all this peak was about.

But he called you guys grifters on Twitter! It’s grifters vs shills.

I like when she smashes her fists together and says "It's Acolyting time!"

PEAK FIRE highlight! We are sooo BACK! Thank you Wolf

Rags predicting the murder mystery will be solved after the first episode. The goodest doggo called it.

I’m so done with Star Wars, I kept hearing about how the Disney+ series where going to erase the sequels by having Grogu be Luke’s first pupil, then they made all sorts of baffling decisions and they completely wasted Luke’s story with that, so I just lost interest, it’s gone, the only way for me to care is erase the sequels and make Luke the face of the franchise, CGI Luke should be the main focus of this universe, I literally don’t care about Star Wars anymore.

27:50 peak consoomer wojack soyface ngl frfr no cap this Shit was fire Bro.

He’s graduated from pointing man to knife hand man

This highlight be bussin on god fr fr no cap.

"We are SO back!" [The Acoshyte gets rated worse than The Star Wars Holiday Special] They are indeed back, just in the complete opposite way he was foolishly hoping they would be.

I am glad that Peak Fire! We are so back! is a meme that we constantly see appear again and again when we are discussing Star Wars or Marvel sludge! XD

Obviously Mauler has never seen the superior Hannibal Lecter film, Manhunter. Which the OG actor playing him was Brian Cox.

@godjam4

4 ай бұрын

Yep, Brian Cox came across as a believable depiction of a serial killer. Hopkins was kinda cartoonish and ott

@SolarDragon007

4 ай бұрын

I like both, but Cox's Lecter definitely seemed closer to a real-life psychopath.

@bZman

4 ай бұрын

Amazing film, one of my favorites

@EpicJasonX9000

4 ай бұрын

@Gyrfalcon312 thanks. I really love that film a lot. It gets overshadowed by Lambs but it’s a far better film if you ask me.

@EpicJasonX9000

4 ай бұрын

@@godjam4 Hopkins is good but he was too theatrical for this type of character. Made was good but just a tab bit dry in his performance. Cox definitely brought some realism in the role that made him believable.

Pure ADHD content. I only need one extra screen with Family Guy shorts instead of multible

@akashajones6079

4 ай бұрын

Yeah, no. ADHDer here, I hate editing like that. Stop using mental disorders as 'memes', it's just dumb af.

A Plagueis show would be heavy in political intrigue - his entire story is basically him pulling strings to secretly take over corporations and puppet them, increasing his influence in the Senate etc. I don't trust Disney to do a series like that successfully.

It’s So Much Peak Fire That We’ve Reached Dante’s Peak! 🌋🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🌋

You know he has a Rose Tico body pillow somewhere

@Kira-ji2ft

3 ай бұрын

He also 100% has a Holdo body pillow

This dude looks suspiciously similar to one of my coworkers...

Majority of Star Wars is trash.

the way he doesnt look straight at the camera makes him look so much more smoothbrained than he already is

He needs to insure his hands

@poboxchristmas380

4 ай бұрын

insured they will never touch a female

I have never gotten whiplash from a paused video before.

There were light sabres. I clapped!