Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker - Angry Review!

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My Angry Rant minutes after seeing Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker TWICE! This is the Non-Spoiler Review, we will be doing a spoiler extended discussion soon!
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  • @heavenstorm6055
    @heavenstorm60554 жыл бұрын

    I used to think the sequel was a tragedy, but now I realize it's a comedy

  • @TwoInaCanoe

    @TwoInaCanoe

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's a bad fanfic. Not a canon. I'll treat it this way. Luke, Leia and Han deserve better conclusion.

  • @fin4314

    @fin4314

    4 жыл бұрын

    Abrams is a good comedian. Which is weird seeing how he can only steal the work of others

  • @amiradicoolisa8407

    @amiradicoolisa8407

    4 жыл бұрын

    Joker reference

  • @TheAlienGangster

    @TheAlienGangster

    4 жыл бұрын

    I’m gonna be a cynic and point out that comedies don’t end with death in plays, but the joke still works. Good one.

  • @st.wvllxw7238

    @st.wvllxw7238

    4 жыл бұрын

    Joker reference

  • @oscargold1554
    @oscargold15544 жыл бұрын

    I pirated it and i feel like Disney owes me money.

  • @hi4827

    @hi4827

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oscar Gold or 2 hours of your life back

  • @chrisfern4699

    @chrisfern4699

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lmao 🤣 bro thank you, you made my day

  • @Tyrfingr

    @Tyrfingr

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂 omg hahahaha!!!

  • @RonsaRRR

    @RonsaRRR

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Deborah RahnPaying for free things makes you a loser.

  • @Fyrecide

    @Fyrecide

    4 жыл бұрын

    Well if you're an overprivledged, spoilt millennial, that would definitely add up.

  • @_IsrealPerez
    @_IsrealPerez4 жыл бұрын

    I loved Finns beautifully written lines throughout the film “REY!!!!” 😭🙌

  • @tod213

    @tod213

    4 жыл бұрын

    All that bitch does is scream in the movie. Or say idk just because.

  • @joseconchas9757

    @joseconchas9757

    4 жыл бұрын

    lmao that’s what i was telling my gf, all he did was scream “REY!!!”. It was fucking annoying!!!!

  • @agochoa

    @agochoa

    4 жыл бұрын

    How about the other one? “RREEEEEEEEEYY”. Lol

  • @TyloThorn

    @TyloThorn

    4 жыл бұрын

    xD You seen HISHE yet?

  • @773superprguy

    @773superprguy

    4 жыл бұрын

    The great Finn his entire arc, chasing around Rey for some sweet ass.

  • @Slothtronauts234
    @Slothtronauts2344 жыл бұрын

    I just want to know when did palpatine smash

  • @DarthJoJoSage47

    @DarthJoJoSage47

    4 жыл бұрын

    He didn't smash he just made a clone of himself who smashed Reyes mother to make rey wait a minute isn't that still palpatine smashing Rey's mother?

  • @demizson576

    @demizson576

    4 жыл бұрын

    U mean… Rey's father was Palpatine's CLONE ?? Naaah, I'm not buying that.

  • @DarthJoJoSage47

    @DarthJoJoSage47

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@demizson576 no bro its true, he made a young clone of himself

  • @Rounderyathecruel

    @Rounderyathecruel

    4 жыл бұрын

    SSG MAGESTY when was that said in the movie? (I know it was in the book but you shouldn’t have to buy another twenty dollar book just to understand it)

  • @chickentendies4485

    @chickentendies4485

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Cringekeen hell yeah ;)

  • @heyjacleu
    @heyjacleu4 жыл бұрын

    The Skywalker saga concluded with Return of the Jedi. The End.

  • @cannabishornliu6119

    @cannabishornliu6119

    4 жыл бұрын

    And it began with Episode 1. There was never a episode 7, 8 & 9! ;-)

  • @nutyyyy

    @nutyyyy

    4 жыл бұрын

    Star Wars ended then. It wasn't perfect but compared to the Prequels and Sequels it's a masterpiece. Everything since the original trilogy has been sporadically interesting and if better executed could have been decent.

  • @codmate5409

    @codmate5409

    4 жыл бұрын

    And most of us thought that was a pretty ropey film when it came out... The Empire is soundly defeated by little teddy bears FFS. The first two films were classics though. The first being a fantastic action fantasy and the second stepping into sci-fi film-noir territory; putting it so far ahead of the other films it cannot be overstated.

  • @joezacc235

    @joezacc235

    4 жыл бұрын

    Except return of the Jedi sucks and this movie didn’t.

  • @grimjoe4739

    @grimjoe4739

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@joezacc235 sure

  • @moneymaker21596
    @moneymaker215964 жыл бұрын

    So Anakin basically died for no reason as the “chosen one”

  • @AlexandraM689

    @AlexandraM689

    4 жыл бұрын

    Exactly, his sacrifice was pointless

  • @bernardoheusi6146

    @bernardoheusi6146

    4 жыл бұрын

    Anakin was a failure. He was supposed to be the chosen one, but wasn´t for WAY too long. Yes he betrayed the emperor- after the jedi were slaughtered and God knows how many people died from the war with the rebels, and countless civilians opressed and murdered.

  • @AlexandraM689

    @AlexandraM689

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@bernardoheusi6146 was he? he was a mere pawn in the never ending war between Jedi and Sith , no one really gave a shit about him and his needs, no one cared about him as a person, his needs did not matter. He was manipulated by Palpatine and used by Jedi. No wonder he snapped;

  • @thedarkestnight9600

    @thedarkestnight9600

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bernardo Heusi um the chosen one was meant to being balance to the force. 2 sith vs hundreds of jedi. Yeah not exactly balanced. He kills all the jedi but yoda and obi wan. Meaning 2 vs 2. Aka balance.

  • @beneadie7147

    @beneadie7147

    4 жыл бұрын

    moneymaker21596 yes and that is why i’m so angry

  • @thepassenger6499
    @thepassenger64994 жыл бұрын

    Random woman: Who are you? Rey: Me: Don't you say it, I swear to god! Rey: I'm Rey....Skywalker! Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • @imheretojest2826

    @imheretojest2826

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ironically, a palpatine is saying that.

  • @themanbehindthescreen8226

    @themanbehindthescreen8226

    4 жыл бұрын

    Me toooooo !!! Nooo

  • @abramsullivan7764

    @abramsullivan7764

    4 жыл бұрын

    Me to Rey: You stupid bitch

  • @lavish263team5

    @lavish263team5

    3 жыл бұрын

    NO GOD PLEASE NO

  • @RaikenXion

    @RaikenXion

    3 жыл бұрын

    felt like she stole the name, rey had no connection to the Skywalkers whatsoever she didnt even get to know Luke Skywalker.

  • @justsaiyansteve
    @justsaiyansteve4 жыл бұрын

    I like how the prequel memes are outlasting the sequels.

  • @olliedewsall

    @olliedewsall

    3 жыл бұрын

    There’s sequel films ?!

  • @Ambatubossu

    @Ambatubossu

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@olliedewsall he’s referring to episodes 7 and after

  • @kylemailey3670

    @kylemailey3670

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Ambatubossu woosh

  • @enlightenmentdoesntcomeeas5337

    @enlightenmentdoesntcomeeas5337

    2 жыл бұрын

    they may have had their problems but at least they knew where they were going. Can't say the same for the sequels...

  • @fizzypainter2289

    @fizzypainter2289

    2 жыл бұрын

    Prequels are so much more better. Yes dialogue is wooden but still the story make sense.

  • @chrisheathman6449
    @chrisheathman64494 жыл бұрын

    We waited 4 years to find out Snoke was a test tube baby.

  • @SMunro

    @SMunro

    4 жыл бұрын

    Of who? Luke cloned from his hand?

  • @MrXmoda

    @MrXmoda

    4 жыл бұрын

    noone gives a shit about snoke

  • @isr2879

    @isr2879

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@MrXmoda Literally everyone cared about him until the last jedi.

  • @SL-ho6ef

    @SL-ho6ef

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@isr2879 really? I don't have any social media accounts, other than KZread if that counts, so I don't keep up with what people are talking about but my brothers and i all thought that snoke was a very underwhelming villain from the start. One of the few things I actually liked about the last the jedi is that they killed snoke. Idk maybe it's just me but I've also never liked palpatine either and this movie didn't change that, he was the worst part of the film for me

  • @purefoldnz3070

    @purefoldnz3070

    4 жыл бұрын

    and....?

  • @Darthma94
    @Darthma944 жыл бұрын

    Good, good, let the hate flow through you.

  • @michaelknight4099

    @michaelknight4099

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @Darrkness

    @Darrkness

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hey, its night rider.

  • @Kajinking

    @Kajinking

    4 жыл бұрын

    Is a movie this bad legal?

  • @cornflakeshumunculus8373

    @cornflakeshumunculus8373

    4 жыл бұрын

    The hate is strong with this one master.

  • @beowulf1563

    @beowulf1563

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Siedler Joe No no. I've absolutely enjoyed every Star wars movie ever made until the last Jedi. I hate that movie with the passion and if this is anything like it........

  • @ibraheemriaz983
    @ibraheemriaz9834 жыл бұрын

    The sequel trilogy did an injustice to Anakin, Luke, Leia & Han

  • @XxHUNT3RN4T0RxX

    @XxHUNT3RN4T0RxX

    4 жыл бұрын

    Fr4nco_174 true

  • @samuraigeorge71

    @samuraigeorge71

    2 жыл бұрын

    The prequels did an injustice to the back story of Star Wars. Star Wars ended with Return of the Jedi.

  • @bostondabman6351

    @bostondabman6351

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah literally buried Anakin’s lightsaber IN SAND

  • @elastronomer8462

    @elastronomer8462

    Жыл бұрын

    @@samuraigeorge71 the prequels existed before they were made into films.

  • @samuraigeorge71

    @samuraigeorge71

    Жыл бұрын

    @@elastronomer8462 Not true. Lucas wrote the awful Phantom Menace script in the mid 1990's. He only had a few vague ideas for what the prequels could be before then.

  • @kaillynni5979
    @kaillynni59794 жыл бұрын

    the chosen one prophecy that’s been around for over a millennia lasts for 30 years and then one of the most powerful sith to exist comes back like it’s nothing. like wtf

  • @abramsullivan7764

    @abramsullivan7764

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah it's like what the fuck

  • @HanSolo__

    @HanSolo__

    4 жыл бұрын

    Well, legends say Sith DID lived for unnatural long time. Very few, but they did. They were pure madness and shit in it, but they could drain the energy of their sacred places and drain other Sith to drag this for a very long time.

  • @dtcomic1758
    @dtcomic17584 жыл бұрын

    Joe is more looking sad than angry *and that makes me angry*

  • @burnedbat680

    @burnedbat680

    4 жыл бұрын

    Optic Comics it’s 3:00 in the morning lol

  • @saricubra2867

    @saricubra2867

    4 жыл бұрын

    The Dark Side of the force is strong with him.

  • @bigboss9527

    @bigboss9527

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@burnedbat680 The dark side of the force is a pathway to staying up till hours of the night some might consider to be.. Unnatural.

  • @manonamissionpart2

    @manonamissionpart2

    4 жыл бұрын

    Star masterc that was hilarious

  • @Mellypepper

    @Mellypepper

    4 жыл бұрын

    I left sad. They almost had it. There was some eh parts but they were so close! Then that last 5 mins...broke my heart.

  • @alphacause
    @alphacause4 жыл бұрын

    Star Wars: Rise of Angry Joe's Blood Pressure

  • @kenterminateddq5311

    @kenterminateddq5311

    4 жыл бұрын

    More like Rise of Loud Headphones.

  • @BlackangelKatakuri

    @BlackangelKatakuri

    4 жыл бұрын

    More like Star Wars: Rise Of The Fans!”

  • @ChunkyJo

    @ChunkyJo

    4 жыл бұрын

    $40,000 says they scrap this movie and reboot the franchise.

  • @Khadharphak

    @Khadharphak

    4 жыл бұрын

    Star Wars: Endlame

  • @zeemancan3713

    @zeemancan3713

    4 жыл бұрын

    Joe: *says 2 sentences about how he hates the movie* *Cuts to clip of revnge of the Sith with someone's face cropped in* Joe: *says anoter 2 sentences about how he hates the movie* *Cuts to clip of revnge of the Sith with someone's face cropped in* Saved you 25 mins lol

  • @deathdealer036
    @deathdealer0364 жыл бұрын

    I swear my little nephew wrote the film with names like “Finn, Rey and Poe” and the first order turning into the “last order” so cheesy

  • @SinWeissfell

    @SinWeissfell

    4 жыл бұрын

    I dont have an issue aith the naming of the main cast, I prefer simple names over overly 'high fantasy' names. Star Wars has always been a franchise with very consise naming. Han. Luke. Maul. All very clear monosyllabilic names. Ana-kin. Obi-Wan. Pad-me. Two syllables but still very simple and straight forward. So tldr: the naming for the cast is perfectly fine, I agree on the naming of everything else tho, its getting rediculous

  • @thegreenmanofnorwich

    @thegreenmanofnorwich

    4 жыл бұрын

    I don't mind the names. I thought the last order was sort of like a punchline to a joke that didn't land very well. It just felt a bit... nah. I got the impression that people didn't much care for e Empire, but not everything was awful for the bulk of the galaxy's population, but the last order is just plainly super evil for shits and giggles, so I just thought it was incredibly stupid.

  • @neeeee8525

    @neeeee8525

    3 жыл бұрын

    Okay thats just nitpicking

  • @TvTink

    @TvTink

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@SinWeissfell the last order makes it sound like palp knew he was gonna lose

  • @MariOmor1

    @MariOmor1

    2 жыл бұрын

    You mean Final Order

  • @yivanimantshongo8825
    @yivanimantshongo88253 жыл бұрын

    "who are you" "I'm Rey" "Rey who?" "Rey Rey Binks"

  • @BuddyVQ

    @BuddyVQ

    2 жыл бұрын

    That would actually make sense. Rey is a descendent of the Sith. Darth Jar Jar is her grandmother.

  • @anonymousdan7205
    @anonymousdan72054 жыл бұрын

    *Spoilers Sure let’s just bury the lightsabers on Tatooine: - A place Anakin hated (sand, along with his mother being tortured to death there) - A place Luke wanted off of (his aunt & uncle also murdered) - A place Leia had no connection to aside from being a slave to Jabba ...Forget somewhere respectable like say Padme’s grave on Naboo

  • @MadsFeierskov

    @MadsFeierskov

    4 жыл бұрын

    Because 'member Tatooine.

  • @Radb707

    @Radb707

    4 жыл бұрын

    So don't bury them where the entire Skywalker family started from and whose saga is ending? Okay.

  • @manniman82

    @manniman82

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dude, it was done there and that way for the OT memberberries... like everything else in this trilogy.

  • @TnPplaya16

    @TnPplaya16

    4 жыл бұрын

    That would've been amazing right next to their mother, but that would've made more sense.

  • @rockthebeatdj

    @rockthebeatdj

    4 жыл бұрын

    honestly? I didn’t even consider padmes grave until reading this comment. it would’ve felt even MORE full circle than going to tatooine. this movie wasn’t a complete failure, and JJ was written into a corner, but he chose to retcon TLJ which was bound to stir up divisiveness among fans

  • @sfugid
    @sfugid4 жыл бұрын

    I think Jeremy Jahns summarized this trilogy perfectly: "Its made by people that kinda know Star War-ish things but have no idea what Star Wars is"

  • @mattgreeves1721

    @mattgreeves1721

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sabbath388 100% it’s made by a Comitee not by fans or knowledgeable people.

  • @AlexYBITW

    @AlexYBITW

    4 жыл бұрын

    Exactly. It was made by corporate suits that have no knowledge of Star Wars, that have no love, passion or vision for it.

  • @TheAlienGangster

    @TheAlienGangster

    4 жыл бұрын

    These sequels are cash-ins. Just think, Force Awakens released very soon after Disney acquired LucasFilm (only 3 years). I think it was rushed out the door by Disney to kickstart the money train for Disney’s Star Wars canon

  • @SubliminaIMessages

    @SubliminaIMessages

    4 жыл бұрын

    The movies were made by a bunch of nihilists who thought that they could do a better job than George.

  • @SolarDragon007

    @SolarDragon007

    4 жыл бұрын

    It also feels like it was made by people who had no vision or story to tell with this franchise.

  • @FabulousFab72
    @FabulousFab723 жыл бұрын

    Strange, this movie has been out for a year, available easily everywhere... And I still don't even want to see it.

  • @wyatt3552
    @wyatt35524 жыл бұрын

    Can we just agree that return of the Jedi is the last movie in the Skywalker saga.

  • @ogsloppnbiscuiitz1108

    @ogsloppnbiscuiitz1108

    3 жыл бұрын

    That’s big factsss

  • @alfieharries

    @alfieharries

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yep absolutly

  • @bbandthesv

    @bbandthesv

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @denizagca4186

    @denizagca4186

    3 жыл бұрын

    No ones disagreeing with u there

  • @RRRRRRRRR33

    @RRRRRRRRR33

    3 жыл бұрын

    There's how many movies in this franchise? 15 if we count the christmas specials? And among 15, only the 2 originals are really good, everything else is flawed as hell (and some are even unwatchable). I honestly don't understand how such a defective franchise is still alive and popular, it makes no sense whatsoever

  • @mattwho81
    @mattwho814 жыл бұрын

    Its obvious now that Disney had no plan going in to this trilogy other than to make money.

  • @ge2719

    @ge2719

    4 жыл бұрын

    now? they have admitted as such while making them. thats not a secret.

  • @FaithfulofUltramar

    @FaithfulofUltramar

    4 жыл бұрын

    It’s more insulting cause they flaunted this by basically saying everyone is a moron and will buy anything with Star Wars slapped on it. Disney Star Wars is not cannon and nobody can change my mind. I’m sticking with EU and KOTR

  • @mikedecarlo9602

    @mikedecarlo9602

    4 жыл бұрын

    This movie was good in my opinion... y’all are so negative

  • @FaithfulofUltramar

    @FaithfulofUltramar

    4 жыл бұрын

    Mike DeCarlo ya basic

  • @GGGmod1

    @GGGmod1

    4 жыл бұрын

    Daisy Ridley left crying after the movie. I only hope she isnt hurt too bad. I felt she was still a cool Rey.

  • @josef733
    @josef7334 жыл бұрын

    "I went in with low expectations, and i was still disappointed" Yup, just like us.

  • @Amiga500_User

    @Amiga500_User

    4 жыл бұрын

    Not me. I liked it.

  • @koala201211

    @koala201211

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Amiga500_User probably one of the few

  • @jimd603

    @jimd603

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@koala201211 to be honest, the film by itself is not too bad, but the trilogy as a whole was disappointing part

  • @koala201211

    @koala201211

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jimd603 the trilogy just shouldn't exist

  • @garnarax9579

    @garnarax9579

    4 жыл бұрын

    Amiga500_User you liked the new trilogy cause you are a child who doesn’t have any respect for the other Star Wars movies , such shame

  • @manweller1
    @manweller14 жыл бұрын

    The dialogue for Fin must have been a nightmare for the actor to remember. “Ray!!-Ray!!”

  • @joshuacotton2326
    @joshuacotton23263 жыл бұрын

    After seeing the whole trilogy my first thought is, “wait a minute, how did this happen we’re smarter than this”

  • @someguythatwasmorbed8251
    @someguythatwasmorbed82514 жыл бұрын

    "Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Disney The Sequel?"

  • @roberth4395

    @roberth4395

    4 жыл бұрын

    Boo

  • @derlich09

    @derlich09

    4 жыл бұрын

    Disney shall now and forever be known as Cancer Mouse! That is all.

  • @hwykng82

    @hwykng82

    4 жыл бұрын

    Darth mickey

  • @t4rv0r60

    @t4rv0r60

    4 жыл бұрын

    is it possible to forget the sequels?

  • @HDDBZHDGaming

    @HDDBZHDGaming

    4 жыл бұрын

    *squeakwel

  • @Tyiriel
    @Tyiriel4 жыл бұрын

    1st trilogy - Luke SKYWALKER Prequels - Anakin SKYWALKER Reboot - Rey...???

  • @ej2208

    @ej2208

    4 жыл бұрын

    Palpatine/Skywalker

  • @Skellotronix

    @Skellotronix

    4 жыл бұрын

    Reyry Sue the Untouchable Patriarchy Crusher.

  • @captainclod5269

    @captainclod5269

    4 жыл бұрын

    rey sue

  • @ruddaga82

    @ruddaga82

    4 жыл бұрын

    She ends the movie saying - MY NAME IS REY.... SKYWALKER. (She's a Palpatine)

  • @pc_115

    @pc_115

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Skellotronix you do realized luke and Anakin were unstoppable to right?

  • @aguila9982
    @aguila99824 жыл бұрын

    I can't believe 5 out of 10 that's giving the movie way way way way way too much credit I disagree with your rating

  • @rogersjgregory
    @rogersjgregory4 жыл бұрын

    One of my favorite parts was where they tell us that Star Destroyers need an external navigational device, because they don't know which direction is up. Classic. Or the bit where you need a magic triangle to help you navigate through some red storm, which only covers a tiny fraction of the space surrounding Exegol. Not to mention that Exegol is a "super secret Sith base" where Emperor Palpatine has been building a super fleet out of thin air, is SO SECRET, that literately everyone has heard of it and that Luke almost found it. Strange how we're only hearing about it now. Luke could have brought it up at some point in The Last Jedi, but I guess he was too busy hiding like a coward and milking sea cows.

  • @jasonfasthorse8939
    @jasonfasthorse89394 жыл бұрын

    Samuel Jackson should have Tweeted "Guess I should have used 2 Lightsabers"

  • @toddpate8200

    @toddpate8200

    4 жыл бұрын

    jason fasthorse ALL this time...who knew?!...one more sabre would have done it!

  • @dspada27

    @dspada27

    4 жыл бұрын

    Umm he was winning with one saber against palpatine and almost killed him. Anakin cut his hand off and then mace was killed

  • @prophetblood1

    @prophetblood1

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@dspada27 Yeah the joke is Rey is stupidly and unfoundedly overpowered. Luke is still the chosen one and yet Rey gets plot hole powers.... idk about you but i see some pretty big problems with that.

  • @KhanMann66

    @KhanMann66

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@dspada27 Was he really? I just assumed Palpatine was faking the weak sith lord schtick to trick Anakin into joining the dark side.

  • @rutgerderuiter

    @rutgerderuiter

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@prophetblood1 lol, unfoundly plot holes in a scifi fantasy. Guess those jedi and sith have some scientific unproven telekinetic powers that should scale relatively to your training. lol

  • @moonrazor2039
    @moonrazor20394 жыл бұрын

    Remember when people thought Finn would have an actual character arc. People thought he'd be a Storm Trooper revolutionary or a Jedi apprentice. 🤣

  • @elgatobravo360

    @elgatobravo360

    4 жыл бұрын

    In the end, he was nothing 😔

  • @sabreeemneely

    @sabreeemneely

    4 жыл бұрын

    Not me I always knew he was going to be comedic relief

  • @Alexinytown

    @Alexinytown

    4 жыл бұрын

    This trilogy should have been about Finn, not Mary Sue Rey

  • @josetradamus1414

    @josetradamus1414

    4 жыл бұрын

    Or the son of snoke and snoke was mace windu..... crazy theories

  • @Engineer1998

    @Engineer1998

    4 жыл бұрын

    Disctete That was false advertising and I hated it!

  • @Drummerx04
    @Drummerx044 жыл бұрын

    When I went to see it, I was wondering, "man, how are they going to introduce and explain the emperor's return, is he going to force ghost his way into Kylo's graces, is he going to show up on a shuttle and overpower Kylo, is he... Title Crawl: EMPEROR PALPATINE IS ALIVE AND BROADCASTS HIS SINISTER PLAN TO THE GALAXY NEGATING ANY POTENTIAL STRATEGIC ADVANTAGE HE OTHERWISE WOULD HAVE HAD Me: Oh...

  • @kilroy987
    @kilroy9874 жыл бұрын

    "Hey, guys, let's make the dagger that killed her parents ALSO a key for finding the other Sith wayfinder." "Oh my god, a reusable plot device. It's so magical" "Well, no, it isn't, but the kids will think so." "That is so Disney, perfect."

  • @pacoramon9468
    @pacoramon94684 жыл бұрын

    Finn is scary, he kills all his First Order old friends like they were dogs.

  • @Tuhqa

    @Tuhqa

    4 жыл бұрын

    They werent his friends what are you talking about?

  • @elcabron888

    @elcabron888

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Tuhqa Yes they were, he lived with them his entire life, and he only left in the first place because of a friend of his dying in combat! The next day, he is shooting the place killing his friends. This kind of thing is what makes the Traitor scene so unique, because Nines and Finn were childhood friends, and the last time they see each other is in a fight to the death.

  • @johnny68170

    @johnny68170

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@elcabron888 Finn behaves like a schoolkid who kills his classmates. And such a monster is Disneys Hero. What a great example for the american youth ....and shows exactly how fucked up Disney is

  • @basarthewarrior

    @basarthewarrior

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dude he had only one friend and he died in the battle he was first seen

  • @basarthewarrior

    @basarthewarrior

    4 жыл бұрын

    İntroduced sorry couldn’t remember the word

  • @whammy5142
    @whammy51424 жыл бұрын

    Even Palpatine cannot use his sith powers to save the Star Wars you love.

  • @MrDuck-oi3qc

    @MrDuck-oi3qc

    4 жыл бұрын

    He almost did with the power of lighting, I mean cheese.

  • @colmcorbec7031

    @colmcorbec7031

    4 жыл бұрын

    Noooooooooooooooooooooh!?!

  • @jimmyratdog

    @jimmyratdog

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ironic.

  • @ngeetheng

    @ngeetheng

    4 жыл бұрын

    They wasted Palpatine return in such a predictable way.

  • @whammy5142

    @whammy5142

    4 жыл бұрын

    I don’t know much about Star Wars stuff to be honest, but I have seen the first 7 movies.

  • @Cabal-ms3kb
    @Cabal-ms3kb3 жыл бұрын

    Wasn't even any good lightsaber battles in the entire trilogy.

  • @bbandthesv

    @bbandthesv

    3 жыл бұрын

    That's actually fucking true

  • @cheeseisjar3058

    @cheeseisjar3058

    3 жыл бұрын

    I thought the throne room fight was pretty good if that counts, if you look closer there’s some choreography problems but it doesn’t ruin it. It would have been really good if that was the climax of the entire trilogy

  • @bbandthesv

    @bbandthesv

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@cheeseisjar3058 I just hate how Rey kicks three guys with one kick, Kylo hits the ground for no reason, and enemies randomly throw away their weapons.

  • @cheeseisjar3058

    @cheeseisjar3058

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@bbandthesv I really don’t remember the choreography that well but plot wise I think it’s a pretty good scene it just needed to be the end of part three instead of part two

  • @bbandthesv

    @bbandthesv

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@cheeseisjar3058 yeah Snoke could've been a great villian

  • @Daithinho
    @Daithinho2 жыл бұрын

    5/10 is being incredibly generous

  • @adishero1675
    @adishero16754 жыл бұрын

    Joe: YOU DONE.. KZread: *looks at joe with demonetization papers* Joe:.... you know what you did

  • @zeemancan3713

    @zeemancan3713

    4 жыл бұрын

    *still gets demonotized and copyright striked anyways* "KZread, the best streaming website of all time"

  • @UglyJaguar

    @UglyJaguar

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @wargamingrefugee9065

    @wargamingrefugee9065

    4 жыл бұрын

    I respect the man for trying; hey, folks need to earn a living. But also, I would have respected him if he had gone full bore expletives and epithets.

  • @kieranb7747

    @kieranb7747

    4 жыл бұрын

    no

  • @Cellmate412162

    @Cellmate412162

    19 күн бұрын

    Joe should have said that with the Saints Row reboot.

  • @ShamanMcLamie
    @ShamanMcLamie4 жыл бұрын

    I don't know if George Lucas Sequel Trilogy would have been any good, but I can guarantee you one thing he would have planned it out and continued the story in a way that made sense.

  • @dayburks

    @dayburks

    4 жыл бұрын

    George's sequel trilogy was gonna be about han and leias twins and their younger son and with their oldest son Jacen turning to the dark side killing Luke's wife and the jedi students and the main characters would've been Jaina solo, anakin solo and Ben Skywalker, with the whills and darth caedus/Jacen solo as the main antagonists of the trilogy, if you read the books in the 80s the whills created the midichlorians basically anakin and they controlled the origins of the dark side of the force, and the Skywalkers were their puppets

  • @dayburks

    @dayburks

    4 жыл бұрын

    And darth plaguies was gonna be in this trilogy too, he's the only sith( in the comics) that can be resurrected

  • @jackholguin6706

    @jackholguin6706

    4 жыл бұрын

    It would have sucked same way the prequels did

  • @darthtwerk6899

    @darthtwerk6899

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@dayburks you sure you didn't just get that from the expanded universe books pre-Disney as opposed to what Lucas's plans for the next trilogy really were?

  • @dayburks

    @dayburks

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@darthtwerk6899 he also said it in a interview

  • @jordansmith6959
    @jordansmith69594 жыл бұрын

    I can't believe they pulled the whole "Will Rey fall to the dark side?" switcheroo TWICE.

  • @Sh00ming
    @Sh00ming4 жыл бұрын

    I just watched the film, I hated it. I felt like they didn't deserve anything they did with it. Thank you for saving me the cinema ticket when it was out. Love you AJS

  • @nerobruno

    @nerobruno

    4 жыл бұрын

    I was warned not to waste my money on the cinema, I didn't listen. Never again.

  • @viniciusvyller9458
    @viniciusvyller94584 жыл бұрын

    Palpatine had a family? Guess he executed Order 69

  • @davidkoziar1811

    @davidkoziar1811

    4 жыл бұрын

    Seriously, how does a guy like that even get laid?

  • @viniciusvyller9458

    @viniciusvyller9458

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@davidkoziar1811 I did not watch this trainwreck yet, but in reddit there are people quoting him: "I made preparations when my seed was still strong" if this is true, this film is cursed.

  • @djones7571

    @djones7571

    4 жыл бұрын

    It makes no sense. Rey is younger than Kylo (Anakin's grandson) and her father (Palpatine's son) is younger than Leia, and Anakin was about 40 years younger than Palpatine, so it was the crinkly old (post RoTS) emperor that was making children to start this bloodline. If they're realistically going to connect Rey to Palpatine, they need at least one more generation in there.

  • @-aleeke-2526

    @-aleeke-2526

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah.. 69 dont make many kids.. maybe you should just stick with 420 mkay.

  • @davidkoziar1811

    @davidkoziar1811

    4 жыл бұрын

    @I Don't Get The Joke so he just grabbed them by the pussy?

  • @blake7297
    @blake72974 жыл бұрын

    This latest trilogy is basically just "Star wars: why did you do that"

  • @full-metal_jacob5858

    @full-metal_jacob5858

    4 жыл бұрын

    The answer: "cash grab"

  • @thesweeterthingsindeath

    @thesweeterthingsindeath

    4 жыл бұрын

    Damn why does everyone think the Star Wars movies were bad? (The new ones) I actually thought they were good. I’m not a hardcore Star Wars fan though. Just a regular fan.

  • @blake7297

    @blake7297

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@thesweeterthingsindeath they're not necessarily bad movies but, they really fuck with the established lore (there is a lot of extended universe materials from video games comics and books that is really good and people love) and they make a lot of unnecessary and suboptimal story decisions and shoehorn social justice bravado.

  • @Luke-xi2pq
    @Luke-xi2pq4 жыл бұрын

    When Joe is so pissed he can't even say "You done fucked it up!" Without stuttering with anger you know he is truly angry.

  • @MMCLLC7
    @MMCLLC74 жыл бұрын

    This is why you start with story, and then write the screenplay. There should be people with a whole job that's just "story" and THEN you start writing dialogue and casting and all that jazz. This was a master class in doing litterally everything wrong with the most beloved franchise of all time

  • @cadethumann8605

    @cadethumann8605

    Жыл бұрын

    To he honest, having a good story doesn't necessarily mean that you'll have good dialogue. One can have a very good idea for a plot but struggle with writing the nuanced details. In fact, that is a popular notion that many people have with the prequels as they had many interesting ideas but the nuances, details, and other executions are questionable. On the flipside, it is possible to have a flawed story that is told with decent dialogue. That being said, you are right that Disney has neither of these things with the sequel trilogy.

  • @kemixtry
    @kemixtry4 жыл бұрын

    I've said it on twitter, stories from round the campfire. No cohesion, no consistency, no clue. If you don't understand the lore, you can't direct the lore.

  • @dantechusa9355
    @dantechusa93554 жыл бұрын

    I can feel your anger... it gives you focus makes you stronger.

  • @geroshi11

    @geroshi11

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ha ha

  • @britbloc123
    @britbloc1234 жыл бұрын

    Rey: "I'm a super duper Jedi who force healed a mass murderer and a giant space snake." Poe: "I've been injured pretty badly through most of this movie. Could you heal me?" Rey:

  • @Excalibur-je5pk

    @Excalibur-je5pk

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dude he only got shot in the arm. He's fine.

  • @A-Rather-Dubious-Character

    @A-Rather-Dubious-Character

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Excalibur-je5pkFrom a blaster... You do realize what any assortment of weapons can do to an arm with one shot right? And by that sentence I can say, "Well it should be easy to quickly heal his arm"

  • @Excalibur-je5pk

    @Excalibur-je5pk

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@A-Rather-Dubious-Character obviously it wasn't a big deal as it was never brought up again and never hindered Poe in any way

  • @johng.6174

    @johng.6174

    4 жыл бұрын

    Excalibur 4249 that just sounds like lazy writing to me

  • @Excalibur-je5pk

    @Excalibur-je5pk

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@johng.6174 I mean, let's be honest here, most of the new trilogy was lazy writing lol

  • @jaredbezes7806
    @jaredbezes7806 Жыл бұрын

    I actually laughed when Rey put the knife up to the Death Star to locate the wayfinder. I thought that was the absolute dumbest part of the movie.

  • @lonesurvivor8828
    @lonesurvivor88284 жыл бұрын

    It's like they started a restaurant, had the best staff, ambience, furniture, location, and when they had the grand opening, realized they forgot to hire chefs.

  • @ValkeersYT

    @ValkeersYT

    4 жыл бұрын

    No one was taking a taste while cooking

  • @ken_tx

    @ken_tx

    4 жыл бұрын

    Or served human shit on a gold plate and expected you to enjoy it.

  • @infinityquartz4744

    @infinityquartz4744

    4 жыл бұрын

    Well it seems like the audience likes it

  • @georgehernandez2156
    @georgehernandez21564 жыл бұрын

    Spoiler: Rey gets on a dragon and burns down a village, then her lover backstabs her.

  • @Monti1999

    @Monti1999

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hahaaaa😂 Seriously if that happened at the end of the movie it wouldn't surprise anyone i believe😂 Everything is possible😂

  • @Treydies

    @Treydies

    4 жыл бұрын

    Is that a GoT reference?

  • @edytaszafraniec7837

    @edytaszafraniec7837

    4 жыл бұрын

    I wish it were like that.

  • @sylesdeas_8502

    @sylesdeas_8502

    4 жыл бұрын

    How dare you spoil it with something that would’ve been better

  • @zensempai7371

    @zensempai7371

    4 жыл бұрын

    And then her dragon melts the snokes chair and then just flies away ?

  • @StarGazer2gaming
    @StarGazer2gaming4 жыл бұрын

    When I saw the leaks, I couldn't believe it could be that bad. When it came out to be true, the sequel trilogy became dead to me. When I find people to be praising this movie to be better than the original and prequel trilogies combined, I lose hope.

  • @chaosboss314
    @chaosboss3144 жыл бұрын

    1:43 the way Joe explains the movie sounds like Todd Howard describing a Fallout 76 expansion 😂

  • @uscman

    @uscman

    4 жыл бұрын

    SIX-TEEN times the detail!

  • @gitgud2523

    @gitgud2523

    3 жыл бұрын

    it just works

  • @zandatsudragon8860
    @zandatsudragon88604 жыл бұрын

    *Sees angry rant in the title* Me: This is where the fun begins

  • @Brian3642

    @Brian3642

    4 жыл бұрын

    Joe: You know what you did Ah. The negotiator

  • @theunseen896

    @theunseen896

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hahaha

  • @jamesbrannan1695

    @jamesbrannan1695

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Siedler Joe bad characters are bad characters aimed at children or not

  • @dcbeatsmarvel3627

    @dcbeatsmarvel3627

    4 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣

  • @gglad7301

    @gglad7301

    4 жыл бұрын

    Siedler Joe stop copy and pasting your fucking comment

  • @KaitlynWolfie
    @KaitlynWolfie4 жыл бұрын

    *Lucas has left the game*

  • @theknightowl728

    @theknightowl728

    4 жыл бұрын

    True ^

  • @greenarcangel

    @greenarcangel

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lol and the amount of dollars he leave with... LOL

  • @fixman88

    @fixman88

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Mako So, it's Blame the Messenger?

  • @jhoffman106

    @jhoffman106

    4 жыл бұрын

    LOL

  • @dickgraysonsdick6011

    @dickgraysonsdick6011

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wolfie nah bro got kicked from his own server

  • @NicoMoratinos
    @NicoMoratinos4 жыл бұрын

    Force awakens was "good" because the entire plot is episode IV with a skin .

  • @abramsullivan7764

    @abramsullivan7764

    3 жыл бұрын

    The Force Awakens is a remake of A New Hope.

  • @alexbastos6960
    @alexbastos69603 жыл бұрын

    16:22 'There's no emotion in the film.' Literally what I felt with every film in this trilogy. Just saying.

  • @MrDominos106
    @MrDominos1064 жыл бұрын

    THATS NOT HOW THE FORCE WORKS

  • @francescolombardi3438

    @francescolombardi3438

    4 жыл бұрын

    "That's not how any of this works!"

  • @lockdown8226

    @lockdown8226

    4 жыл бұрын

    That's not how character arcs work

  • @T--kq3pj

    @T--kq3pj

    4 жыл бұрын

    That's not how the joke works

  • @sokit2em

    @sokit2em

    4 жыл бұрын

    ya especially when they transferred real world objects through the force. Such a ridiculous power that makes no sense

  • @whitealliance9540

    @whitealliance9540

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@T--kq3pj thats not how the comments work

  • @Dr.Yakub22
    @Dr.Yakub224 жыл бұрын

    Kathleen Kennedy : I may have gone too far in a few places.

  • @TSURUGl

    @TSURUGl

    4 жыл бұрын

    Whaaaat noooo she did well..... If her goal was to make a flaming bag of spicy poo

  • @gustavgans7966

    @gustavgans7966

    4 жыл бұрын

    Obviously not far enough for realising to leave

  • @GenJuhru

    @GenJuhru

    4 жыл бұрын

    Alex: You piece of shit.

  • @Dr.Yakub22

    @Dr.Yakub22

    4 жыл бұрын

    dustisdeadbodies85 J J is stylistically designed to be this way

  • @mtarrence16
    @mtarrence163 жыл бұрын

    The BIGGEST ball drop throughout the entire trilogy is the Finn character....they had such a unique Character in A brainwashed stormtrooper who was force sensitivity awakens during a massacre....a star wars movie led by a man who was emotionally confused and conflicted by his light side and his experience in the order knowing that the other stormtroopers are basically brainwashed kids and people trained to be soldiers

  • @DarthSideous63
    @DarthSideous634 жыл бұрын

    As bad as the prequels were except for ROTS at least it had a story. The Sequel Trilogy will be forgotten.

  • @alexfelix5533

    @alexfelix5533

    4 жыл бұрын

    WarnerAnime 020 don’t be salty

  • @fares1925
    @fares19254 жыл бұрын

    Épisode 7: « The Jedi were real? The force exists? » Épisode 9: random rebel « Palpatine must have used the sith clone technology to survive »

  • @vancorelamere1188

    @vancorelamere1188

    4 жыл бұрын

    You forget the clones wars, and everyone knew that it came from Camino, not that big of leap

  • @ThatLaloBoy

    @ThatLaloBoy

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@vancorelamere1188 I think what he means is that Episode 7 made it sound like the Jedi, the Sith, and the Force were just an urban legend to your average citizen (which is far fetched on its own considering how relatively little time there is between Ep 6 and Ep 7 and how predominant the Sith and the Jedi were at some point) so to make that leap in such a small period of time doesn't make any in-universe sense.

  • @MikeHL78

    @MikeHL78

    4 жыл бұрын

    @G Money You just described the problem I have with this sequel trilogy. There is NO recognition that the zeitgeist in which these films are set should be VASTLY different from the original trilogy...given that Palpatine has been overthrown. How did it happen that an Empire stand-in is essentially ruling the galaxy again? What has changed since the conclusion of the previous episode in the series? We're never told. The story told in these three films isn't told badly, IMO (even in The Last Jedi, I loved the interplay between Rey, Luke, Kylo Ren and various combinations of the three characters), but I don't think this is the story that should have been told. It was so similar to the original trilogy in so many respects that it just wore on me after a while.

  • @jayjayx5x1

    @jayjayx5x1

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lalo not really, it was viewed as a myth/magic in a new hope. And Luke was the only Jedi alive (in the movies that is) by the end of the original trilogy, so going with the way Luke trained a select few privately makes sense people think it is a myth since they haven’t really seen it like at all.

  • @RabenmundK

    @RabenmundK

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jayjayx5x1 SW 4 Was 16 to 18 years after the Clone Wars where you had Jedis aß Commanding Officers in the Republic Army. Also there was the Jedi Council on Coruscant. So, even when you say SW 7 is about 50 years after the Clone Wars (and i think it 35 to 40), you would have people (and Veterans, since not everybody in the Army was a Clone) still living who would have encountered Jedi during their life. So, if you tell me the Jedi are a myth i would say that is very gar fetched.

  • @TheDracoChick
    @TheDracoChick4 жыл бұрын

    That scene of Anakin screaming and burning to near-death perfectly describes the current state of Star Wars. It's in constant pain and indescribable agony, yet it will never die. It will forever suffer until Disney burns down with it.

  • @fossy365

    @fossy365

    4 жыл бұрын

    But at least he still has that one arm left (Mandalorian).

  • @user-um4un4zd7b

    @user-um4un4zd7b

    4 жыл бұрын

    My friend, Disney is now, and forever will be invincible.

  • @fightfortheuser5836

    @fightfortheuser5836

    4 жыл бұрын

    Twenty years. I give Disney twenty years and they’ll reboot the entire franchise and gender swap the leads. Mark my words.

  • @Mike420X

    @Mike420X

    4 жыл бұрын

    I HATE YOU, DISNEY!!!!!

  • @longtsun8286

    @longtsun8286

    Жыл бұрын

    Disney is burning down NOW.

  • @vryday
    @vryday4 жыл бұрын

    I wonder where the 10.000 dislikes come from. There is no rational reason to dislike this video, even if you enjoyed the movie, the points he makes are valid.

  • @RoddThunderheart
    @RoddThunderheart3 жыл бұрын

    "THANK YOU JJ ABRAMS!! FOR SAVING STAR WARS!!" Boy that comment didn't age well...

  • @chucksucks8640
    @chucksucks86404 жыл бұрын

    ...before the dark times...before disney...

  • @mercenaryknight5419

    @mercenaryknight5419

    4 жыл бұрын

    The Mandalorian and the Anthology films are better than this new trilogy.

  • @noneoftheabove5816
    @noneoftheabove58164 жыл бұрын

    Angry Joe: *I came in with low expectations, and still came out disappointed* 🤣

  • @nicolasferreiro4492

    @nicolasferreiro4492

    4 жыл бұрын

    Don't laugh, I remember how Mass Effect 3 made me feel and this seems in line.

  • @noneoftheabove5816

    @noneoftheabove5816

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@nicolasferreiro4492 same

  • @helenline1790

    @helenline1790

    4 жыл бұрын

    Should've lowered them a bit more lol 😂

  • @finecastleie

    @finecastleie

    4 жыл бұрын

    I fell asleep twice in that movie that my brother had to wake me up because I was being awkward.

  • @tomaszurbaniak4312

    @tomaszurbaniak4312

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@nicolasferreiro4492 too soon man

  • @philip8802
    @philip88024 жыл бұрын

    Star Wars: The Last Straw

  • @dnaseb9214
    @dnaseb92142 жыл бұрын

    They werent paying homage in the farce awakens. They were stealing episode 4 and remaking it but worse.

  • @jeffl0385
    @jeffl03854 жыл бұрын

    I've been saying for years that Kathleen Kennedy is to blame for everything. She needs to go, she has ruined the Star Wars franchise.

  • @Pitman856

    @Pitman856

    4 жыл бұрын

    darkfullgor 0_0 chill bro

  • @mikeg2940

    @mikeg2940

    4 жыл бұрын

    Pure Facts

  • @jeffl0385

    @jeffl0385

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wow... To clarify, I just want her replaced, no death threats from me. She fucked up, but that's no reason to want her dead

  • @austinbailey7775

    @austinbailey7775

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jeff is a snowflake..

  • @JM-cf8zy

    @JM-cf8zy

    4 жыл бұрын

    They all need to be fired!!! Not just her. Shocked they made this shit trilogy. What a shit show.

  • @valofalconery
    @valofalconery4 жыл бұрын

    Finn's whole character is just running in and screaming a characters name at the top of his lungs lol *Runs in * ....."REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!"

  • @Axterix13

    @Axterix13

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, that's why the idea of Rose was good... moving Finn past his puppy dog crush, letting his character grow up a bit. Of course, it was poorly done, like pretty much everything in TLJ, but the idea wasn't a bad one.

  • @robertcraigashby9836

    @robertcraigashby9836

    4 жыл бұрын

    The dude is wacky ethnic sidekick to like at least 4 other characters in this trilogy.

  • @pierresland

    @pierresland

    4 жыл бұрын

    It’s sad because his character had the potential to be great but they fucking ruined him

  • @KC_Smooth

    @KC_Smooth

    4 жыл бұрын

    They made Finn into the biggest friend zoned simp in the galaxy. To top it off they totally forgot about his “Secret” that he wanted to tell Rey 😂😂😂. Pathetic writing.

  • @christiandauz3742

    @christiandauz3742

    4 жыл бұрын

    Rose was used the wrong way in TLJ It would have been better if the romance was more ambigious or slowly develops in TLJ Rose and Finn should had have an argument about whether to save more lives at the risk of the mission Phasma should have brutally executed Rose. Finn should have savagely killed Phasma in return, hands burnt and covered in blood I feel like they should have redone TLJ before doing Episode 9 I also feel like I am a better director and US President

  • @whtxombi4955
    @whtxombi49553 жыл бұрын

    Angry Joe and The Critical Drinker need to make an episode together.

  • @countercurrents8585
    @countercurrents85854 жыл бұрын

    Honestly, the whole new trilogy, episode 7-9 all felt more like fan fiction to me. It never actually felt like a real sequel.

  • @kamikazejump5022
    @kamikazejump50224 жыл бұрын

    Game Of Thrones: I'm the biggest disappointment of 2019 Star Wars: Hold my lightsaber

  • @DadsCigaretteRun

    @DadsCigaretteRun

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oh no! Game of Thrones definitely holds the title for the century 😂

  • @hwykng82

    @hwykng82

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@DadsCigaretteRun yeah game of thrones had a steeper fall, so much potential

  • @Mexirican017

    @Mexirican017

    4 жыл бұрын

    Star Wars wasn’t even that bad bruh lol

  • @asmoncat5049

    @asmoncat5049

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hold my alien milk

  • @dushas9871

    @dushas9871

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Mexirican017 star wars was worse, but nobody expected anything but a pile of shit after TLJ, unlike GoT that had high expectations.

  • @Dr._Nope
    @Dr._Nope4 жыл бұрын

    The Prequels seem like a greater success than this.

  • @casualfanatic4217

    @casualfanatic4217

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dr. Nope we are truly in the dark times if we’re saying something like this

  • @ResidentReveler

    @ResidentReveler

    4 жыл бұрын

    Prequels were awesome

  • @dustindubbo2892

    @dustindubbo2892

    4 жыл бұрын

    The prequels had bad writing tis true however with that bad writing it did manage to expand the whole universe before the empire and much needed exposition for the next generation of children for Star Wars. These new movies don’t even introduce anything new, just a empire rip off and semi par writing for the most part.

  • @teph1256

    @teph1256

    4 жыл бұрын

    the prequels were boring garbage

  • @saricubra2867

    @saricubra2867

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@teph1256 The lightsaber fight of Maul vs Kenobi and Jinn and the pod racing are better than the sequels combined.

  • @rogerx1258
    @rogerx12584 жыл бұрын

    TFA was NOT a good movie that "PERFECTLY" introduced the characters. It was just a copy and a hasty expedition dump with often illogical jumps. Not as bad as what was about to come but the signs where allready there. People watch TFA again with a clear head and stop saying it was a great movie. It was a hot cheap mess.

  • @morsecode980

    @morsecode980

    4 жыл бұрын

    Eh idk, I genuinely like it. Tho I fully acknowledge it’s just a copy of ANH and I wish it was more than that

  • @migueldinis1641

    @migueldinis1641

    4 жыл бұрын

    i dont know why people always say "well TFA wasnt that bad". What ? The movie didnt make any sense and had lines like "another story for another time". 30 years have passed and no one remembers luke, the Jedi that defeated the mf empire ? Han solo becomes a smugler again after saving the galaxy ? Really TFA is just shit, the sequel was doomed after that awfull movie.

  • @rogerx1258

    @rogerx1258

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@migueldinis1641 If I would list all the bad things about TFA here, this comment would fill the screen multiple times. I was very disappointed and didn´t even expect much. That it actually would get that much worse is still hard to comprehend. The new Trilogy definetly broke new ground. I think it will go into the history books as the absolute worst way a huge franchise has ever been handled.

  • @samuelh.2118

    @samuelh.2118

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah it was terrible. AJ is just blinded by nostalgia and comparing it against the 2 movies that are far worse than it. Still, a polished ball of dirt is still dirt. Nothing about the trilogy, including TFA, makes any sense.

  • @Dante02d12

    @Dante02d12

    4 жыл бұрын

    Finn and Kylo Ren had actual character development in TFA. Rey and Snoke were introduced in a way that we knew where the characters were supposed to go, even though they weren't really interesting. We knew Rey was supposed to be the "new new hope", and Snoke was supposed to be the new Darth Sidious, aka the Boss of the new main vilain. The movie also introduced some questions: about Luke's disappearance, about Snoke, about Rey's origins. In that regard, TFA was definitely a good start. Not a great movie (no Star Wars is a great movie anyway), but a very good _first_ movie that *gave an actual direction for the story and characters.* And then, TLJ happened, lol.

  • @untitledjunk03
    @untitledjunk034 жыл бұрын

    “There is no Episode VII” George Lucas in a 2005 interview promoting Episode III.

  • @byteresistor

    @byteresistor

    4 жыл бұрын

    To be fair, he was already working on a possible ep. VII before Disney came into the picture.

  • @thomasarcanine
    @thomasarcanine4 жыл бұрын

    The only moment that stuck with me: Chewie finally got the medal he deserved in ANH ending...

  • @tobi79777

    @tobi79777

    4 жыл бұрын

    I honestly thought that was super cringe. It was really out of place

  • @annnee6818

    @annnee6818

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@tobi79777 I agree. It was so pandering I thought I might have to remove a Disney nose from my bhole.

  • @Legoboy55able

    @Legoboy55able

    4 жыл бұрын

    He got that in the comics, I think the one in this movie is Han’s

  • @jasonrodriguez1870

    @jasonrodriguez1870

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@tobi79777 Apparently Female ET Whats her face Maz is the keeper of all missing Star Wars tidbits....

  • @FrankDad

    @FrankDad

    4 жыл бұрын

    I thought that was hilarious.

  • @pacoramon9468
    @pacoramon94684 жыл бұрын

    The poor Senate is 120 years old in this movie, we all know Palpatine wasn't suppose to be the villain of this triology.

  • @markpugh6808

    @markpugh6808

    4 жыл бұрын

    Palpatine is only back because RJ fucked up by killing Snoke off

  • @travis5665

    @travis5665

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@markpugh6808 honestly i think despite what everyone says there was a plan, but there was also a lot of leeway given to come up with their own story, and I think killing off Snoke was part of the plan. I think JJ Abrams screwed the pooch on episode 9 all by himself. I now think the mistakes in episode 8 are nothing compared to episode 9's mistakes, and it makes Episode 8 look amazing. At least episode 8 was a soap opera in space, and not a non stop action movie. I definitely now wish Rian Johnson did episode 9 as well lol. Pretty crazy coming from someone who loved Lost, and Super 8, but yeah JJ Abrams needs to go back to creating tv shows cause he apparently can't tell a full story in 2 hours.

  • @josetomascamposrobledano4618

    @josetomascamposrobledano4618

    4 жыл бұрын

    Travis Hur it goes both ways bro, if JJ directed all 3 movies himself we wouldn’t have gotten this mess, and neither would it have happened if the original director for episode 9 wasn’t fired. The episode 9 we got is JJ trying to make the vision he left in his “magic box” reach were he wanted it to go, making it feel like 2 episodes in one, but it doesn’t hit home because it is rushed as hell and episode 8 is even worst now because it didn’t lead to nothing, killing Snoke was meaningless because he is just a fake Palpatine, the Darkside Cave that made you think Rey was a clone didn’t mean anything or a stupid metaphor on the paths Rey could take, Rey’s parents being nobody’s was a lie since one of them was the son of the fricking Emperor, Rose had no scenes on episode 9. In one hand I’m happy episode 8 will not be mentioned again, on the other hand it’s just sad that Episode 8 is a pointless movie for the franchise, 2 hours+ of nothing!

  • @berliner0

    @berliner0

    4 жыл бұрын

    Mark Pugh could’ve. Brought snoke back

  • @tenryuta

    @tenryuta

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@travis5665 wait for the snyder cu-, jarjar cut? the actors got paid doing well enough, wipe this trilogy out with a super force amoeba eating the timeline and presto

  • @iloveplayingpr
    @iloveplayingpr4 жыл бұрын

    They brought the Emperor back so they can destroy the last good things about Star Wars.

  • @jei3970
    @jei39702 жыл бұрын

    the force awaken is also terrible. nothing new just copy and pasted and it was awfully executed.

  • @ThatGuy-fm5it
    @ThatGuy-fm5it4 жыл бұрын

    I'm sick of starwars receiving praise for being aesthetically pleasing Disney is the richest movie company on the planet. Looking good is a requirement not an option

  • @ColonelRoge

    @ColonelRoge

    4 жыл бұрын

    I hear ya but I think that’s the other way around. Looking good is an option not a requirement.

  • @renaissancenovice7202

    @renaissancenovice7202

    4 жыл бұрын

    And it's the part that takes the least effort and no talent

  • @robertkemp5400

    @robertkemp5400

    4 жыл бұрын

    Renaissance Novice Your actually stupid

  • @jessiejoy1703

    @jessiejoy1703

    4 жыл бұрын

    Fucking true

  • @simpleanswer8954

    @simpleanswer8954

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@renaissancenovice7202 Why is it the part that takes the least effort has hundred of names in the credits? All those people credited under VFX must be moral support I suppose?

  • @moonraven6145
    @moonraven61454 жыл бұрын

    "I can't talk about them cause this is a non spoiler review" "Dew it!"

  • @Gentlemenpickleesq.

    @Gentlemenpickleesq.

    4 жыл бұрын

    Honestly the movie dosent respect your time why should you respect it's.

  • @inframatic

    @inframatic

    4 жыл бұрын

    He does spoil it though

  • @Nightswipe1

    @Nightswipe1

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@inframatic Indeed he does. I was just about to make a comment about the emperor. But there's more than that.

  • @whitesabbath6581
    @whitesabbath6581 Жыл бұрын

    The Rise of Skywalker is so convoluted it ruins the perfect ending the saga had with Return of the Jedi and it makes The Last Jedi look like The Empire Strikes Back. Such wasted potential.

  • @samuelhedlund4852
    @samuelhedlund48524 жыл бұрын

    I laughed throughout with my 13 y/o brother, both of us grew up with and love SW, and we just laughed at every single decision. Probably denial of how it killed our childhoods

  • @blazlock7285
    @blazlock72854 жыл бұрын

    The 'new' Chosen one to balance the force went to Rey... who was never part of the Skywalker bloodline to begin with.

  • @sly2076

    @sly2076

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah but she FELT LIKE ONE KINDA. Smh.

  • @agentsquid9079

    @agentsquid9079

    4 жыл бұрын

    makes zero sense

  • @hundredpercentmetal

    @hundredpercentmetal

    4 жыл бұрын

    Rey was the heir to the sith, Kylo was heir to the Jedi. The two of them came together to discover the life magic that Anakin and Palpatine were trying to find, making Anakin's redemption even better because it allowed his kids to create Kylo and train Rey and discover this power

  • @deathsdoor07

    @deathsdoor07

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@hundredpercentmetal So you like the movie?

  • @drakashlanka1307

    @drakashlanka1307

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@hundredpercentmetal what is this? Naruto and Sasuke?

  • @Timothy27778
    @Timothy277784 жыл бұрын

    The horses galloping along the star destroyer makes me think JJ has actually lost his mind.

  • @chrisq6122

    @chrisq6122

    4 жыл бұрын

    I laughed so fucking hard at this scene. Unbelievable lol

  • @Tounushi

    @Tounushi

    4 жыл бұрын

    I thought they were originally supposed to rush the tower? In that way it makes sense. But since we look at it as a movie, the idea is absurd.

  • @captainhindsight4206

    @captainhindsight4206

    4 жыл бұрын

    i thought it made sense if they had gone with speeders the first order could have jammed them. did none of you idiots watch the movie? the guy says jam their speeders and the other guy is like they arent using speeders. it was a smart move so stop bitching about nothing

  • @ramage7646

    @ramage7646

    4 жыл бұрын

    Tounushi how do they even have it in the ship? Do they have like a stable inside? Like... hmmm. I dont get the logic here

  • @isaachinds3736

    @isaachinds3736

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@captainhindsight4206 And horses are better?

  • @fliedlice6985
    @fliedlice69852 ай бұрын

    I'm watching this in 2024 cuz this shit still pisses me off.

  • @CellJinx
    @CellJinx9 ай бұрын

    "somehow palpatine returned"

  • @SleepyMook
    @SleepyMook4 жыл бұрын

    This trilogy deserves to be declared non canon. It breaks Star Wars lore so much that it’s like you describe it. “A bad fan fiction.”

  • @nx1379

    @nx1379

    4 жыл бұрын

    Its the same with Star Trek. J.J. is literally the destroyer of worlds. I am a HUGE trek fan and i cannot accept the ambrams trek films as cannon. And i refuse to accept these SW films but the sad fact is they ARE cannon 😭😡 it sucks 😕😞

  • @skatetard101

    @skatetard101

    4 жыл бұрын

    I’d hate that the original actors who came back for this trilogy are part of a non canon. Especially now since Carrie Fischer passed away. Her legacy is ruined because of the poor direction of the new movies

  • @user-bw7tc4lh5y

    @user-bw7tc4lh5y

    4 жыл бұрын

    Agree! Where to sign????????

  • @albertwesker5674

    @albertwesker5674

    4 жыл бұрын

    It is

  • @r.e.z9428

    @r.e.z9428

    4 жыл бұрын

    *ITS A MOVIE FOR KIDS AND SPACE WIZARDS* ^ Get ready for this a lot, just like the other two.

  • @charliefazzari6389
    @charliefazzari63894 жыл бұрын

    I think ending the trilogy by toting around the corpse of palpatine was very symbolic of these movies as a whole, beating a dead emperor

  • @JODRecaps

    @JODRecaps

    4 жыл бұрын

    sup charlie. oh yeah yeahhhhhhhhh

  • @TypeSly
    @TypeSly4 жыл бұрын

    I found myself saying "Cheesy" so many times in this movie.

  • @thelastjedi3259

    @thelastjedi3259

    3 жыл бұрын

    Star Wars is cheesy, who would've thought?

  • @bmdshred77
    @bmdshred773 жыл бұрын

    I’m convinced now. This movie caused Covid 19

  • @gameboytiger2155
    @gameboytiger21554 жыл бұрын

    Joe: “YOU DONE..... “Let the hate flow through you...” Joe: “You know what you did.” “No.....NOOOOOO”

  • @CallemanYO

    @CallemanYO

    4 жыл бұрын

    FOCKING HELL SCARE ME BIITCH

  • @caikthefemboy

    @caikthefemboy

    4 жыл бұрын

    Disneys official comment on star wars saga "No... Noooo. YOU WILL DIE"

  • @felipedicker1373

    @felipedicker1373

    4 жыл бұрын

    What's the full sentence?

  • @UltraBatshift

    @UltraBatshift

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@felipedicker1373 "You done fucked it up"

  • @captainanopheles4307
    @captainanopheles43074 жыл бұрын

    Star wars: "Sir, there's people riding horses on the ship!" "That's stupid." "Yes, sir, it is." "Well, tip the ship 90 degrees to port helmsman." "Aye,aye sir!"

  • @ApostleThe344

    @ApostleThe344

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nope nothing the battles were so choppy and useless. Fucking blows

  • @robman976

    @robman976

    4 жыл бұрын

    I was like : wtf is this? Lord of the rings?

  • @Alknix

    @Alknix

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@robman976 Indeed, next thing you'll tell me they'll be fighting the AT-ST walkers with sticks and stones!

  • @johnwendland7908

    @johnwendland7908

    4 жыл бұрын

    They rode horses on a ship in the upper atmosphere; hijacked a cannon, and destroyed the massive single ship with navigation with a small bomb...and no one died from the Resistance, ships were fried by the Emperor but amazingly restart...where did all of the tie fighters go? Why are destroyers so weak...why didn't Palpatine possess Rey after she killed him WHICH HE WANTED...why so many Sith...so bad

  • @lorenexus4917

    @lorenexus4917

    4 жыл бұрын

    why should that surprise you? I mean the empire got toppled by ewoks. LOL

  • @henrymockingbird9645
    @henrymockingbird96452 жыл бұрын

    The Star Wars prequels may not perfect but they are masterpieces compared the Star Wars sequels

  • @nightmareeyes9419
    @nightmareeyes94194 жыл бұрын

    Rey was op in beginning. As for me, Fin should be dead In second film

  • @someguyontheinternet8384
    @someguyontheinternet83844 жыл бұрын

    19:40 That is the face of a broken man.

  • @Mexirican017

    @Mexirican017

    4 жыл бұрын

    Some Guy on the Internet really wasn’t even that bad lol

  • @fuzzydunlop7928

    @fuzzydunlop7928

    4 жыл бұрын

    Someone throw down some Septon Meribald quotes. I don't have access to my copies of the books.

  • @Who-Uhm-Cares

    @Who-Uhm-Cares

    4 жыл бұрын

    LoneWolf024 Story wise it was

  • @solidbeard8324

    @solidbeard8324

    4 жыл бұрын

    Rise of the Broke

  • @JODRecaps

    @JODRecaps

    4 жыл бұрын

    hi guy. oh yeah yeahhhhhhhhh

  • @megamask3158
    @megamask31584 жыл бұрын

    I mean... the entire movie got leaked... this is not surprising

  • @FlanRoBoThEaD

    @FlanRoBoThEaD

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@HammerLeaf go to r/starwarsleaks, its the biggest posts by Jedipraxis

  • @brycekillinger1112

    @brycekillinger1112

    4 жыл бұрын

    Shawn reddit

  • @spacecowboy1438

    @spacecowboy1438

    4 жыл бұрын

    When people respect the project they work on, leaks don't happen.

  • @stanimirmn

    @stanimirmn

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@HammerLeaf There is a very decent cam. file on piratebay... But i personally found myself just fast forwarding with the arrow key, every scene is just so pathetic...

  • @mothermary3796

    @mothermary3796

    4 жыл бұрын

    That is exactly why it was leaked. To soften the blow.

  • @chaoticboy626
    @chaoticboy6264 жыл бұрын

    Can I simply ask where you get that kind of lightsaber. That would react to touch?

  • @hitch_records

    @hitch_records

    4 жыл бұрын

    Asking the real questions

  • @kamilus4220
    @kamilus42204 жыл бұрын

    Anyone know where I can buy Joes Darth Vader lighsaber??

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