"There are no breaks in security." And that is the day that the Starship Enterprise was audited by the goddamn Labor Board.

Pike's orders were only to prepare to beam the endangered crew aboard, not to actually do it. Sadly because of this mistake all souls aboard the shuttle were lost.

@synthetic240

6 ай бұрын

I did the preparing. I did not do the doing.

@bigpoppa1234

6 ай бұрын

@@synthetic240 That's why he went down to see chief kyle. Sure, their life support was failing and there was a ship trying to grapple them.. but gotta wait until they trundle down to the transporter bay to actually do it.

I regret every pew-pew I couldn't take.

@holisticreviews

2 ай бұрын

You miss 100% of the pew-pews you don’t pew.

We're now getting SNW intakes? Oh this is a good day.

@terrylong8894

6 ай бұрын

This is technically the second one.

@TheHongKongHermit

6 ай бұрын

@@terrylong8894 Oh really? Well time to check through the archives and see what I've missed.

@terrylong8894

6 ай бұрын

@@TheHongKongHermit There was a Discovery intake not too long ago with Pike, where he accidentally calls Saru Data.

@TheHongKongHermit

6 ай бұрын

@@terrylong8894 More than that, turns out there's been a couple of other SNW intakes uploaded within the last couple of weeks. The algorithm has been hiding the good stuff from us.

It's a releif to hear all the Enterprise's threats make the idiotic decision to never take breaks, and are therefore exhausted and worn out durring conflict

worf always nagged Picard for permission to break the no pew pew rule

@MadMac5

6 ай бұрын

Shax also explicitly asked, "Captain, permission to fire on their warp core?? I have been VERY good this month!!"

@trickvro

5 ай бұрын

And he was usually denied.

I can’t believe La’an was able to contain her admiration for the grapplers in this scene.

Is it bad that I misheard "no pew-pews" as "no pee-pees?" That's one consequence of not taking a pee-pee break.

Why is it that the crews of all the Enterprises are obsessed with Number One?

@poposterous236

6 ай бұрын

because number two stinks trust me I just had one

@illitero

6 ай бұрын

​@@poposterous236doing mine right now

minor goof, but the title card says "uhuru"

@michaelchallis4129

6 ай бұрын

That’s another INtake.

@faintsignal

6 ай бұрын

Surely Ryan was making a clever reference to the end credits of Star Trek VI that went over our heads.

@johnafirth

6 ай бұрын

Black Uhuru. Great band.

I love pew pews too, but what did she say before that? "Now you should take a break"?

@Pavel_M_Mihalik

6 ай бұрын

”Now do you understand the consequences of break?“

@2nd3rd1st

6 ай бұрын

@@Pavel_M_Mihalik Is she Russian?

@Pavel_M_Mihalik

6 ай бұрын

@@2nd3rd1st Nope, she's British.

0:10 ..she learned that lesson in Exo-Squad the hard way!

Pew pew is Star Wars. That's why

You only get one pew, do not miss your chance to pew. This opportunity come, Few times an episode

0:59 please sir to evacuate

Did.. did someone on the Enterprise open fire without getting the order? Seems kinda.. not regulation..

@TheLichruler

6 ай бұрын

They cut out some of the scene.

@TheOtherGuys2

6 ай бұрын

@@TheLichruler Ah, fair I guess.

Yes! SNW intakes!

This reminds me of that song from the Police, Every Pew-Pew you take, every Pew-Pew you make I'll be blasting you.

oh god all the glares

Why is Uhura tactical? FFS

@jessmac1893

6 ай бұрын

Part of cadet rotation. Typical for a middy cruise, even in real life.

@waltonsimons12

6 ай бұрын

In-universe, SNW takes place before TOS. SNW-era Uhura was younger and less sure of herself, and was still trying to decide on a career path. She wasn't yet the confident communications officer we saw in TOS.

@possibly_a_retard

6 ай бұрын

@@jessmac1893 irl, a naval comms officer will do a rotation in fire control??? (X)

@andymac4883

6 ай бұрын

@@possibly_a_retard At this point in the chronology of Star Trek, Uhura isn't a communications officer; she's a (final year?) officer cadet doing what I assume is the equivalent of fleet time, which involves a deployment to the Enterprise where she rotates through the various departments on board. In this episode, she's doing her tactical and security department assignment. Now, I will admit that letting a cadet - even one who's on her final stage before receiving her full commission - do live fire control in an actual combat situation is kinda suspect, but this is Star Trek, that isn't the most military show ever, and it's also a 23rd century starship where the user seems to plug in target details and let the computers do the hard work. Not to mention, she has the ship's actual tactical officer keeping an eye on her.

@possibly_a_retard

6 ай бұрын

@@andymac4883 So you're telling me the canon explanation is more retarded than how it appears without explanation? Amazing. These new Trek shows find such amazingly creative ways to be trash.

I don’t watch any of this NuTrek (Picard is the only NuTrek I’ve seen, and overall I didn’t like it. Season 3 was a significant improvement though), but man, that original Enterprise is absolutely gorgeous with today’s CGI.

@dupersuper1938

6 ай бұрын

The first two seasons of Picard were indeed complete garbage, but judging all of the current Star Trek shows by literally the worst one is a mistake. Strange New Worlds and Prodigy are amazing, Lower Decks started a little slow but is great fun, Short Treks was cute, and I've even found Discovery improving each season.

@edibleapeman2

6 ай бұрын

SNW is solid modern Trek. It pushes social boundaries without being distracting and, most importantly, the show FEELS like Star Trek.

@SimonBuchanNz

6 ай бұрын

Specifically, SNW manages to thread the line of unifying the intense sillyness and melodrama drama of TOS, the complex philosophical questions and debates of TNG, and still squeezes in some character-based drama like DS9. Even the "silly" episodes are still taken seriously and have everyone act in character and quite professionally. It's not perfect (the silliness can get... very silly), but if you aren't TNG or bust, there should be more than enough for you there, and nobody says "science, fuck yeah!"

@Yonkage-ik5qb

6 ай бұрын

I don't watch it for a lot of reasons. One of them is that I don't have a screen fourteen feet wide and three inches tall to match the aspect ratio.

@waltonsimons12

6 ай бұрын

You should give SNW a try. If you're a fan of TOS, TNG, or DS9, odds are you'll like SNW as well. Also, Discovery started out... let us say, not so great. However, the fourth season of Discovery is some of the best Trek ever to hit the screen. And I WILL die on that hill. 🙂

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