As a jet squelcher main, I can confirm that I don't exist

Stamper kills definitely make me feel like an anime character

@SplatDroid

Жыл бұрын

Yesss!!

@DiademAce

Жыл бұрын

Yes

As a hydra main I can confirm this is very accurate

@SplatDroid

Жыл бұрын

niiice!

@Ironwill3004

Жыл бұрын

As a ballpoint main o can confirm

@squidsurge71

Жыл бұрын

As a main of both, I can confirm both to be true

@choking1668

Жыл бұрын

*me having a friend who likes and uses both weapons* I’m friends with a sociopath… or alot of inner turmoil.

As a heavy splatling/Dapple dualie main...This is quite accurate. I think nintendo did the dualies last minute and just said: "This is good enough :D" and went on with their day.

@SplatDroid

Жыл бұрын

FRR they are so mean to themmmm!

THE CARBON DECO ONE IS SO REAL I'll have the literal roller hit them and they still won't die for whatever reason

@SplatDroid

Жыл бұрын

XDD FRRR

@Eaten_squid_cake

Жыл бұрын

Carbon is kinda just mid CARBON DECO THO? Burst bomb is amazing for combos. Trizooka? Literally an art form when done right.

@AmapolaMystery

Жыл бұрын

@@Eaten_squid_cake while I agree, it is kinda sad that carbon has been forgotten. While nowhere near top tier, it's still a fun kit by it's own means, and I enjoyed the heck out of it while waiting for the mythical carbon deco to return

Seeing Tenta Brella’s hurts me so much.

@SplatDroid

Жыл бұрын

Frrr

@Optik2

Жыл бұрын

*Cries in tent and luna main*

Asparapproved 👍

@SplatDroid

Жыл бұрын

YAYYY

@s.bekooy3773

Жыл бұрын

Holy shit it’s asparagus from vegetable asparagus

as a dualies squelchers main, i am one of the 6 mains that still exist in the wild.

@SplatDroid

Жыл бұрын

XD

@kado-2323

Жыл бұрын

… Brother?

As a sploosh main, I can confirm that I adore the Ultra Stamp!!! Even if its absolutely trash and underpowered, I'm still going to love that giant silly hammer thing with all my heart

@Puttis

Жыл бұрын

Same lol

I forgor flingza 💀(Edit: And Explosher) (Edit 2: Oh there is explosher, someone be lying lmao)

@Fanican

Жыл бұрын

Flingza: slow down reverbed AUGHHHH iphone ringtone sound with slow flingza jump flick

@AlwayzGeekedUp

Жыл бұрын

the slander is it not being there

@nightfqlls

Жыл бұрын

he rember

@SplatDroid

Жыл бұрын

True lets just say that hehehe

@killedbycrit

Жыл бұрын

i mained flingza for well over 4 years. you have committed *S I N*

I think I would genuinely cry if I was using tenta brella and THAT happened

@SplatDroid

Жыл бұрын

SAME

@sounkade41

Жыл бұрын

I’ve played my fair shaker of tents, 4stars on it, love when i open my breaks and a shot in front of me kills me 2 seconds after it opens

As a squelcher main, I understand that we are extint

As Dualie Main, this is too true

explodes immediately upon my main being labeled “extinct species”

@lilharm

Жыл бұрын

Squelchies

That was the most accurate thing about heavy I have ever heard

@SplatDroid

Жыл бұрын

XDD IM GLAD

As a Splattershot Jr Player you missed a joke the desperate Big Bubbler

0:28 if I ran all decrease ink consumption I would still run out of ink in 2 seconds.

The Nova one is so true. So fun too, y'all missing out lol.

As a Enperry Dualies main i see this as an absolute win.

thought i had it on double speed until i realised this was just *W editing.*

@SplatDroid

Жыл бұрын

Lol thank you!! Took forever but I love it!

@AverageSplatoonEnjoyer

Жыл бұрын

@@SplatDroid same lmao!

As a H3 main, that is absolutely true, especially if I get them back to back.

0:15 can we go back to this time

@SplatDroid

3 ай бұрын

I wish

As a Flingza I agree

@SplatDroid

Жыл бұрын

XDD

@erectile_dysfunction

Жыл бұрын

The way we were just forgotten 💀

2:17 as a undercover main I can confirm that the toilet papers do in fact give you 8 kills and no deaths

I watched this yesterday, and today at work this sped up version of BING BANG was stuck in my head all day. So here I am again 🥰

@SplatDroid

Жыл бұрын

LMAO I get that!

@bl1ndbat502

Жыл бұрын

@SplatDroid nah cause why was I quietly singing "Bing Bing bingbing bang bang Bing Bing bang BANGBANGBANG🗿" while making their coffee😭

As a Sploosh-O-Matic Ultra -Stamp- Hammer fan i can confirm i am a clown

Just yall wait until us 96 mains get wall back...

As a bloblobber main.. Yes

you're welcome for helping you make this stupid video 10x funnier.

@SplatDroid

Жыл бұрын

YESSS

As a rapid main, I didn’t play Splatoon 2 long enough to get to play k-rapid, and I really hope it gets its 2nd kit soon.

@SplatDroid

Жыл бұрын

Sameee

@quinttwo

Жыл бұрын

I genuinely like this rapid kit cause tri feels like the best special for it, and the mines are tolerable, but man I'd kill for torpedo

@thijsvanpuffelen9273

Жыл бұрын

@@quinttwo I do think tri strike is great on it, but I have to disagree on the mines being tolerable.

@quinttwo

Жыл бұрын

@@thijsvanpuffelen9273 rapid is one of like 4 weapons I can see mines working alright on since they combo with a direct, and rapid isn't necessarily slow, but then again I could technically say the same with angle shooter (which realistically I wouldn't mind if it got more buffs)

As an Undercover main, I have to disagree with that take. Nintendo would never give us a whole roll, they gave us the cardboard tube.

@SplatDroid

Жыл бұрын

SO TRUUUUUE

Almost all of this slander is actually real Except for the slosh all you need is one ink saver and special saver and it's like Nintendo never bullied it Also Brush+Splatana+Luna=Splatana Stamper because Zipcaster+Zipcaster+Stamp=Zipcaster and Torpedo+Splat Bomb+Suction Bomb=Burst Bomb, which gives the stamper the kit is has and then add and L ratio and you get a Splatana Stamper.

@SplatDroid

Жыл бұрын

I don't understand that third paragraph loll

@Ihonestlydek

Жыл бұрын

Bro what are you on?

“Accurate” - a tetra main

I had to play this at half speed damn

@SplatDroid

Жыл бұрын

XDD

The blob part is why I love blob.

Nice triple entandra for the undercover. The shield is as weak as TP, it's used for shit reasons, and I don't know how I'd live without it.

@SplatDroid

Жыл бұрын

XDD

As a Ttek main with 5 stars... I am the Bomblobber, I run double bomb gear. Oh and I got a team wipe with Tri-Strike once

As a Custom Jet Squelcher main, I just exist

As someone who watches ProChara, that last one was absolute fact. It was even more factual than the Declaration of Indapendence. That music was total fire btw.

Stamper slicing kills feel chunkier and heavier than the wiper ones

this person might’ve disobeyed my main weapon by putting a clip of squidward throwing his brain okay I might be stupid but why 😊

Crying about the .96 gal one, the 4K and Kensa Luna got me tho

0:00 I'VE NEVER SAID THAT, I ABSOLUTELY HATE HAMMER, I WANT MY MISSILES BACK!!!

As a big swig main, you're completely right. Big swig is an absolute piece of garbage. (I only main it because of the 15 kills I got in a tricolor match)

as a slosher one trick you missed the oppurtunity to say ''slosher players after not getting burst bomb""

@SplatDroid

Жыл бұрын

truuuue

Can't tell if you guys think the e-liter is menacing, or if you just want to destroy their existence.

@SplatDroid

Жыл бұрын

Menacing, the guy helping me with this video mains it lmao

As a 5 Star Nova shot user I must agree with You lmao

@SplatDroid

Жыл бұрын

XDD

1 second and I'm already offended, great job, catched a pro sploosh right there. Just kidding, well, until hammer gets you in your sleep :?>

@SplatDroid

Жыл бұрын

XD im glad

0:03 No no I do main the weapon. I’m the type of player that forgets to use my sub and special until the end of the match 💀 2:11 I’m still here 🥲

The Tetra and stamper are definitely right

I can confirm that after using Tri-slosher, my brain has started to turn into mush. You become more of a feral animal using it

@SplatDroid

Жыл бұрын

XDD your the first trislosher to admit it

@lunaJAMv9

Жыл бұрын

SLOSH, SLOSH ONE, TWO ZR, ZR i used tri for a short little while once, i think i've barely managed to escape addiction

Finally l-3 slander

as an rg main this is so real

brush main, can confirm i got carpal tunnel syndrome at least three times in one year of playing splatoon 2.

Oh my god if I see another "As X main, I can confirm X" I will literally lose it

@SplatDroid

Жыл бұрын

XD THERE ARE TOO MANY LMAOOO

as someone who plays with all weapons, I consider this video an absolute truth

I feel everyone who watched this was personally attacked in some way, lol

@SplatDroid

Жыл бұрын

Mission ACCOPLISHED!

I don't use Twitter but getting clips with goo is very satisfying

@SplatDroid

Жыл бұрын

Yesss

Comink back to this squideo now the i have the weapons memorized is a treat.

I love Twitter clipping people with my goo tuber

@SplatDroid

Жыл бұрын

Sameee

52. Gal and Hero Shot replica Sweep.

Not my Big Swig of all weapons to roast😭💀💀💀

As someone who mains a weapon from Splatoon I can confirm this is accurate

@SplatDroid

Жыл бұрын

^^

I did not expect to see a Caleb City meme on a Splatoon video but here I am

@SplatDroid

Жыл бұрын

XD Yesss

Me choosing what weapon to use in turf war: 👨‍🦯🤪 Me choosing my clothing to use in turf war: 👁🧠👁

as an inkbrush nouvea main i can confirm i have no fingers and live in a box on the side of the road please help.

As an inkbrush main…. yeah.

As someone who likes stamper, *MEMORIES BROKEN*

@SplatDroid

Жыл бұрын

XDD

As a Tetra/Dapple main Fax Legitimately why does Nintendo just give the middle finger to us

@SplatDroid

Жыл бұрын

No idea why

as a forge splattershot pro majn ,, yea , that's accurate

As a carbon roller deco user i can confirm that sometimes slapping someone doesnt kill them XD

The description of Jr also applies to me using Sploosh xd

Lmao the clash is accurate. Just wanting to be that one guy to be annoying.

I used to play og Splatershot and tried to deny just how much better t tek was but it’s basically impossible.

@SplatDroid

Жыл бұрын

Riiip

as a person who plays splatoon i agree

As a Flingza Roller main, I can confirm that we don’t exist.

I too feel the raw power overload when maining E-Liter Scope and playing E-liter.

@SplatDroid

Жыл бұрын

Yesss

As a Splatana stamper main I can confirm I turn into an anime character when I one shot with my sword.

@XParasiteOctoling

Жыл бұрын

I also find it funny that the Splatana STAMPER didn’t get the ultra stamp Imao

@SplatDroid

Жыл бұрын

FRRRR

As a neo sploosh o matic fan I just pick whatever weapon I like using and go with it

i use the jet squelcher i like it so much It's like a charger without the charge

Inkbrush Nouveau main here! I genuinely dont get why everyone doesnt like Nouveau kit, ink mine I understand, but I do think it can be worked around, but Ultra Stamp? Its literally my favorite special ever and its so fun to use

I love that Nautilus one... AS A NAUTILUS MAIN OF COURSE!

i main wiper and hydra this video felt like a personal attack because it's the truth

As a Tri-Stringer main who also plays Minecraft this is accurate... but nothing is as true as the REEF-LUX

@SplatDroid

Жыл бұрын

Yesss

Me when seeing Vietnamese meme inside rather than watching slanders

Damn no one recognizes us as jets squelcher players including me.

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE where flinza

@SplatDroid

Жыл бұрын

I forgot it 😭

Sprinkler on splat brella... itcan be used offensively! A great distraction for the enemy! (Copium)

@i.can_t.think.of.a.handle

Жыл бұрын

Why does sprinkler use so much ink though but at least they didn’t give us toxic mist.

it’s not 3 mains of run speed up, it’s two mains and 9 subs of run speed up+one main of ninja squid

@SplatDroid

Жыл бұрын

For... wat? Context plz?

2:21 if stamper was here then it’d be a battle among Zipcaster weapons lol.

@SplatDroid

Жыл бұрын

Yeee

As a heavy splatling main, i agree

Been a machine main since the first game and having the best version of machine ever is so much fun. that being said the latest patch was like a crowbar to the kneecaps bruh I’m salty towards splash not even getting that hard of a slap on the wrist. Still gonna play machine tho lol

@SplatDroid

Жыл бұрын

Yeah it suuuucks that Nintendo did that!

@thebirdgang2240

Жыл бұрын

Hi Jowee from KZread

@joweeeeeeeeeeeee

Жыл бұрын

@@thebirdgang2240 hello bird gang from the hit video sharing and streaming site KZread

man i clicked on this for guaranteed jet squelcher content wtf bro 💀

@SplatDroid

7 ай бұрын

LMAO

Crazy action

2:05 What if I still play splat dualies because I played splatoon 2.

custom splattershot jr and splattershot jr are so true it actually hurts

@SplatDroid

Жыл бұрын

Riiiip

As a inkbrush user I would agree my finger gets carpal tunnel syndrome after doing 30 rounds of anarchy

@SplatDroid

Жыл бұрын

Damnnn

As a hydra main. I've never once lost to a ballpoint. My weapon is much better

0:54 *Lionel Hutz voice* Ouohoh, they got this all screwed up. *takes a marker to the text* Now!!! with DAMAGE?™ "So you're asking for more actual and consistent damage buffs with an ink spread that isn't super inconsistent and not landing vertical swings that take years to actually do just for 40 damage?" Now!!! with DAMAGE?™

squeclchers are awesome