Splatoon 3 Weapon Slander (yes, all of them)
I love making these so much lmao!
Thanks to @DNI1011 for helping the jokes not be trash! / lazyoctoling
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As a jet squelcher main, I can confirm that I don't exist
Stamper kills definitely make me feel like an anime character
@SplatDroid
Жыл бұрын
Yesss!!
@DiademAce
Жыл бұрын
Yes
As a hydra main I can confirm this is very accurate
@SplatDroid
Жыл бұрын
niiice!
@Ironwill3004
Жыл бұрын
As a ballpoint main o can confirm
@squidsurge71
Жыл бұрын
As a main of both, I can confirm both to be true
@choking1668
Жыл бұрын
*me having a friend who likes and uses both weapons* I’m friends with a sociopath… or alot of inner turmoil.
As a heavy splatling/Dapple dualie main...This is quite accurate. I think nintendo did the dualies last minute and just said: "This is good enough :D" and went on with their day.
@SplatDroid
Жыл бұрын
FRR they are so mean to themmmm!
THE CARBON DECO ONE IS SO REAL I'll have the literal roller hit them and they still won't die for whatever reason
@SplatDroid
Жыл бұрын
XDD FRRR
@Eaten_squid_cake
Жыл бұрын
Carbon is kinda just mid CARBON DECO THO? Burst bomb is amazing for combos. Trizooka? Literally an art form when done right.
@AmapolaMystery
Жыл бұрын
@@Eaten_squid_cake while I agree, it is kinda sad that carbon has been forgotten. While nowhere near top tier, it's still a fun kit by it's own means, and I enjoyed the heck out of it while waiting for the mythical carbon deco to return
Seeing Tenta Brella’s hurts me so much.
@SplatDroid
Жыл бұрын
Frrr
@Optik2
Жыл бұрын
*Cries in tent and luna main*
Asparapproved 👍
@SplatDroid
Жыл бұрын
YAYYY
@s.bekooy3773
Жыл бұрын
Holy shit it’s asparagus from vegetable asparagus
as a dualies squelchers main, i am one of the 6 mains that still exist in the wild.
@SplatDroid
Жыл бұрын
XD
@kado-2323
Жыл бұрын
… Brother?
As a sploosh main, I can confirm that I adore the Ultra Stamp!!! Even if its absolutely trash and underpowered, I'm still going to love that giant silly hammer thing with all my heart
@Puttis
Жыл бұрын
Same lol
I forgor flingza 💀(Edit: And Explosher) (Edit 2: Oh there is explosher, someone be lying lmao)
@Fanican
Жыл бұрын
Flingza: slow down reverbed AUGHHHH iphone ringtone sound with slow flingza jump flick
@AlwayzGeekedUp
Жыл бұрын
the slander is it not being there
@nightfqlls
Жыл бұрын
he rember
@SplatDroid
Жыл бұрын
True lets just say that hehehe
@killedbycrit
Жыл бұрын
i mained flingza for well over 4 years. you have committed *S I N*
I think I would genuinely cry if I was using tenta brella and THAT happened
@SplatDroid
Жыл бұрын
SAME
@sounkade41
Жыл бұрын
I’ve played my fair shaker of tents, 4stars on it, love when i open my breaks and a shot in front of me kills me 2 seconds after it opens
As a squelcher main, I understand that we are extint
As Dualie Main, this is too true
explodes immediately upon my main being labeled “extinct species”
@lilharm
Жыл бұрын
Squelchies
That was the most accurate thing about heavy I have ever heard
@SplatDroid
Жыл бұрын
XDD IM GLAD
As a Splattershot Jr Player you missed a joke the desperate Big Bubbler
0:28 if I ran all decrease ink consumption I would still run out of ink in 2 seconds.
The Nova one is so true. So fun too, y'all missing out lol.
As a Enperry Dualies main i see this as an absolute win.
thought i had it on double speed until i realised this was just *W editing.*
@SplatDroid
Жыл бұрын
Lol thank you!! Took forever but I love it!
@AverageSplatoonEnjoyer
Жыл бұрын
@@SplatDroid same lmao!
As a H3 main, that is absolutely true, especially if I get them back to back.
0:15 can we go back to this time
@SplatDroid
3 ай бұрын
I wish
As a Flingza I agree
@SplatDroid
Жыл бұрын
XDD
@erectile_dysfunction
Жыл бұрын
The way we were just forgotten 💀
2:17 as a undercover main I can confirm that the toilet papers do in fact give you 8 kills and no deaths
I watched this yesterday, and today at work this sped up version of BING BANG was stuck in my head all day. So here I am again 🥰
@SplatDroid
Жыл бұрын
LMAO I get that!
@bl1ndbat502
Жыл бұрын
@SplatDroid nah cause why was I quietly singing "Bing Bing bingbing bang bang Bing Bing bang BANGBANGBANG🗿" while making their coffee😭
As a Sploosh-O-Matic Ultra -Stamp- Hammer fan i can confirm i am a clown
Just yall wait until us 96 mains get wall back...
As a bloblobber main.. Yes
you're welcome for helping you make this stupid video 10x funnier.
@SplatDroid
Жыл бұрын
YESSS
As a rapid main, I didn’t play Splatoon 2 long enough to get to play k-rapid, and I really hope it gets its 2nd kit soon.
@SplatDroid
Жыл бұрын
Sameee
@quinttwo
Жыл бұрын
I genuinely like this rapid kit cause tri feels like the best special for it, and the mines are tolerable, but man I'd kill for torpedo
@thijsvanpuffelen9273
Жыл бұрын
@@quinttwo I do think tri strike is great on it, but I have to disagree on the mines being tolerable.
@quinttwo
Жыл бұрын
@@thijsvanpuffelen9273 rapid is one of like 4 weapons I can see mines working alright on since they combo with a direct, and rapid isn't necessarily slow, but then again I could technically say the same with angle shooter (which realistically I wouldn't mind if it got more buffs)
As an Undercover main, I have to disagree with that take. Nintendo would never give us a whole roll, they gave us the cardboard tube.
@SplatDroid
Жыл бұрын
SO TRUUUUUE
Almost all of this slander is actually real Except for the slosh all you need is one ink saver and special saver and it's like Nintendo never bullied it Also Brush+Splatana+Luna=Splatana Stamper because Zipcaster+Zipcaster+Stamp=Zipcaster and Torpedo+Splat Bomb+Suction Bomb=Burst Bomb, which gives the stamper the kit is has and then add and L ratio and you get a Splatana Stamper.
@SplatDroid
Жыл бұрын
I don't understand that third paragraph loll
@Ihonestlydek
Жыл бұрын
Bro what are you on?
“Accurate” - a tetra main
I had to play this at half speed damn
@SplatDroid
Жыл бұрын
XDD
The blob part is why I love blob.
Nice triple entandra for the undercover. The shield is as weak as TP, it's used for shit reasons, and I don't know how I'd live without it.
@SplatDroid
Жыл бұрын
XDD
As a Ttek main with 5 stars... I am the Bomblobber, I run double bomb gear. Oh and I got a team wipe with Tri-Strike once
As a Custom Jet Squelcher main, I just exist
As someone who watches ProChara, that last one was absolute fact. It was even more factual than the Declaration of Indapendence. That music was total fire btw.
Stamper slicing kills feel chunkier and heavier than the wiper ones
this person might’ve disobeyed my main weapon by putting a clip of squidward throwing his brain okay I might be stupid but why 😊
Crying about the .96 gal one, the 4K and Kensa Luna got me tho
0:00 I'VE NEVER SAID THAT, I ABSOLUTELY HATE HAMMER, I WANT MY MISSILES BACK!!!
As a big swig main, you're completely right. Big swig is an absolute piece of garbage. (I only main it because of the 15 kills I got in a tricolor match)
as a slosher one trick you missed the oppurtunity to say ''slosher players after not getting burst bomb""
@SplatDroid
Жыл бұрын
truuuue
Can't tell if you guys think the e-liter is menacing, or if you just want to destroy their existence.
@SplatDroid
Жыл бұрын
Menacing, the guy helping me with this video mains it lmao
As a 5 Star Nova shot user I must agree with You lmao
@SplatDroid
Жыл бұрын
XDD
1 second and I'm already offended, great job, catched a pro sploosh right there. Just kidding, well, until hammer gets you in your sleep :?>
@SplatDroid
Жыл бұрын
XD im glad
0:03 No no I do main the weapon. I’m the type of player that forgets to use my sub and special until the end of the match 💀 2:11 I’m still here 🥲
The Tetra and stamper are definitely right
I can confirm that after using Tri-slosher, my brain has started to turn into mush. You become more of a feral animal using it
@SplatDroid
Жыл бұрын
XDD your the first trislosher to admit it
@lunaJAMv9
Жыл бұрын
SLOSH, SLOSH ONE, TWO ZR, ZR i used tri for a short little while once, i think i've barely managed to escape addiction
Finally l-3 slander
as an rg main this is so real
brush main, can confirm i got carpal tunnel syndrome at least three times in one year of playing splatoon 2.
Oh my god if I see another "As X main, I can confirm X" I will literally lose it
@SplatDroid
Жыл бұрын
XD THERE ARE TOO MANY LMAOOO
as someone who plays with all weapons, I consider this video an absolute truth
I feel everyone who watched this was personally attacked in some way, lol
@SplatDroid
Жыл бұрын
Mission ACCOPLISHED!
I don't use Twitter but getting clips with goo is very satisfying
@SplatDroid
Жыл бұрын
Yesss
Comink back to this squideo now the i have the weapons memorized is a treat.
I love Twitter clipping people with my goo tuber
@SplatDroid
Жыл бұрын
Sameee
52. Gal and Hero Shot replica Sweep.
Not my Big Swig of all weapons to roast😭💀💀💀
As someone who mains a weapon from Splatoon I can confirm this is accurate
@SplatDroid
Жыл бұрын
^^
I did not expect to see a Caleb City meme on a Splatoon video but here I am
@SplatDroid
Жыл бұрын
XD Yesss
Me choosing what weapon to use in turf war: 👨🦯🤪 Me choosing my clothing to use in turf war: 👁🧠👁
as an inkbrush nouvea main i can confirm i have no fingers and live in a box on the side of the road please help.
As an inkbrush main…. yeah.
As someone who likes stamper, *MEMORIES BROKEN*
@SplatDroid
Жыл бұрын
XDD
As a Tetra/Dapple main Fax Legitimately why does Nintendo just give the middle finger to us
@SplatDroid
Жыл бұрын
No idea why
as a forge splattershot pro majn ,, yea , that's accurate
As a carbon roller deco user i can confirm that sometimes slapping someone doesnt kill them XD
The description of Jr also applies to me using Sploosh xd
Lmao the clash is accurate. Just wanting to be that one guy to be annoying.
I used to play og Splatershot and tried to deny just how much better t tek was but it’s basically impossible.
@SplatDroid
Жыл бұрын
Riiip
as a person who plays splatoon i agree
As a Flingza Roller main, I can confirm that we don’t exist.
I too feel the raw power overload when maining E-Liter Scope and playing E-liter.
@SplatDroid
Жыл бұрын
Yesss
As a Splatana stamper main I can confirm I turn into an anime character when I one shot with my sword.
@XParasiteOctoling
Жыл бұрын
I also find it funny that the Splatana STAMPER didn’t get the ultra stamp Imao
@SplatDroid
Жыл бұрын
FRRRR
As a neo sploosh o matic fan I just pick whatever weapon I like using and go with it
i use the jet squelcher i like it so much It's like a charger without the charge
Inkbrush Nouveau main here! I genuinely dont get why everyone doesnt like Nouveau kit, ink mine I understand, but I do think it can be worked around, but Ultra Stamp? Its literally my favorite special ever and its so fun to use
I love that Nautilus one... AS A NAUTILUS MAIN OF COURSE!
i main wiper and hydra this video felt like a personal attack because it's the truth
As a Tri-Stringer main who also plays Minecraft this is accurate... but nothing is as true as the REEF-LUX
@SplatDroid
Жыл бұрын
Yesss
Me when seeing Vietnamese meme inside rather than watching slanders
Damn no one recognizes us as jets squelcher players including me.
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE where flinza
@SplatDroid
Жыл бұрын
I forgot it 😭
Sprinkler on splat brella... itcan be used offensively! A great distraction for the enemy! (Copium)
@i.can_t.think.of.a.handle
Жыл бұрын
Why does sprinkler use so much ink though but at least they didn’t give us toxic mist.
it’s not 3 mains of run speed up, it’s two mains and 9 subs of run speed up+one main of ninja squid
@SplatDroid
Жыл бұрын
For... wat? Context plz?
2:21 if stamper was here then it’d be a battle among Zipcaster weapons lol.
@SplatDroid
Жыл бұрын
Yeee
As a heavy splatling main, i agree
Been a machine main since the first game and having the best version of machine ever is so much fun. that being said the latest patch was like a crowbar to the kneecaps bruh I’m salty towards splash not even getting that hard of a slap on the wrist. Still gonna play machine tho lol
@SplatDroid
Жыл бұрын
Yeah it suuuucks that Nintendo did that!
@thebirdgang2240
Жыл бұрын
Hi Jowee from KZread
@joweeeeeeeeeeeee
Жыл бұрын
@@thebirdgang2240 hello bird gang from the hit video sharing and streaming site KZread
man i clicked on this for guaranteed jet squelcher content wtf bro 💀
@SplatDroid
7 ай бұрын
LMAO
Crazy action
2:05 What if I still play splat dualies because I played splatoon 2.
custom splattershot jr and splattershot jr are so true it actually hurts
@SplatDroid
Жыл бұрын
Riiiip
As a inkbrush user I would agree my finger gets carpal tunnel syndrome after doing 30 rounds of anarchy
@SplatDroid
Жыл бұрын
Damnnn
As a hydra main. I've never once lost to a ballpoint. My weapon is much better
0:54 *Lionel Hutz voice* Ouohoh, they got this all screwed up. *takes a marker to the text* Now!!! with DAMAGE?™ "So you're asking for more actual and consistent damage buffs with an ink spread that isn't super inconsistent and not landing vertical swings that take years to actually do just for 40 damage?" Now!!! with DAMAGE?™
squeclchers are awesome