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The Most Accurate, Non-Biased Splatoon 3 Hair Tier List

I am the greatest tier list maker known to man. All of my opinions on the Splatoon 3 lineup of hairstyles is the MOST objectively correct, and you are just nit-picky for thinking otherwise. My opinion remains king, much like my skill level in this game.
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  • @HellTuno
    @HellTuno9 ай бұрын

    You know what I really think it would be cool as a hairstyle for both Inklings and Octolings AFRO PUFFS AND SPACE BUNS JUST THINK ABOUT HOW AMAZING IT WOULD LOOK LIKE

  • @Nevae_696

    @Nevae_696

    9 ай бұрын

    Yessssssssessssssss

  • @alondra_missi

    @alondra_missi

    5 ай бұрын

    I would love some Afro Puffs, or even some Bantu Knots!!

  • @saltfah1987
    @saltfah19878 ай бұрын

    My only real complaint about the hairstyles in the game is that Octolings only have short hair options so if you wanna wear a hat 9/10 you'll just be covering up all of your hair making you look bald 💀

  • @gameboy3d943
    @gameboy3d9439 ай бұрын

    The Octolocs hairstyle is, hands down, my favorite of them all. I chose it, since it’s also the closest to my wavy hair. You know how people, usually LGBT people, say that something is “very gender”? That’s what I feel about them. A just right haircut that anyone can sport, regardless of gender.

  • @EpicSandwich301

    @EpicSandwich301

    9 ай бұрын

    as a proud member of lgbtqA+ community FR THEY R SO GENDER LIKE WOW

  • @Nynodon

    @Nynodon

    8 ай бұрын

    Playing Octo Expansion and seeing fem 8's hair was my most memorable Gender (tm) experience before my trans egg cracked

  • @SpicyInk

    @SpicyInk

    4 ай бұрын

    This reply section is frying my brain. I don't understand shi here

  • @maxisleeping
    @maxisleeping9 ай бұрын

    Moji was calling me out the entire time while you were doing this (I have a bowl cut irl and in game 💀)

  • @mojihouse

    @mojihouse

    9 ай бұрын

    7:17 LMAOOO (dw Max your bowl cut is lovely o7❤)

  • @HabitualThinker

    @HabitualThinker

    9 ай бұрын

    My condolences for your haircut

  • @doublesunday3922

    @doublesunday3922

    8 ай бұрын

    I send my regards to your cut my guy 😭

  • @sebaxstorm2884
    @sebaxstorm28849 ай бұрын

    The holy Afro prevails

  • @luovalola6022
    @luovalola60229 ай бұрын

    i think the crunchy hair really matches the vibes of the splatlands too!! its supposed to be a super harsh n hot environment to contrast alterna so its fun thag the wear and tear shows on the tentacle :] i wish they did more like it tbh

  • @heyimawkward6141
    @heyimawkward61419 ай бұрын

    The crunchy hair is my favorite for the inkling it’s kinda like a choppy/messy cut (plus it’s short so it gets a bonus for that) and personally that one to me was a good gender neutral style :D

  • @SpicyInk
    @SpicyInk4 ай бұрын

    The devs need to add the idol cuts. I want the Shiver cut on my octoling so bad it's literally my hair irl

  • @zathebookworm
    @zathebookworm9 ай бұрын

    “Octos are in their curly era… yeah, because they’re supposed to be US!” Bro as a poc who uses the curly octoling tentacles I’m laughing my ASS OFF LMAOOOO

  • @char0nspaws

    @char0nspaws

    22 күн бұрын

    @zathebookworm that's funny! Now I am not a POC and have been struggling with playing Octolings for this reason, I don't wanna pressure you but advice from that group would be appreciated 🙂 just don't wanna offend anyone

  • @zathebookworm

    @zathebookworm

    22 күн бұрын

    @@char0nspaws Hi bestie!! You can absolutely play octolings! It’s simply a metaphor used in storytelling, it’s not to make anything exclusive. I guarantee you wouldn’t be offending people :)

  • @char0nspaws

    @char0nspaws

    22 күн бұрын

    @zathebookworm thanks so much!! I do admire the octos story a lot and that's why! Have a good day ❤️

  • @dededont
    @dededont8 ай бұрын

    Splatoon 3 was my first Splatoon game, and I have super thick and long curly hair. I always kinda expect hairstyles in games to exclusively have straight hair or maybe wavy, but when I saw the octoling curls I was genuinely so happy to have hair in a game similar to my hair irl

  • @marinecaper
    @marinecaper9 ай бұрын

    As someone who rocks the octo ponytail cut constantly, I can confirm that I am still in school and still see cat videos as peak comedy.

  • @kellinquinnfeetpics

    @kellinquinnfeetpics

    3 ай бұрын

    It's true, cat videos are the pinnacle of comedy

  • @armoredanteater609
    @armoredanteater6099 ай бұрын

    I went octo pony bc I love her and none of the other hairstyles really spoke to me

  • @glowstickspinalfluid
    @glowstickspinalfluid8 ай бұрын

    the octo afro hairstyle is so fun, it just irks me that it doesn't follow the 4 tentacle rule

  • @lenzeru
    @lenzeru9 ай бұрын

    I still cant get over this section, and then perfecting it the second time. It was a lot of fun discussing the styles, not only finding style allies but also simultaneously destroying myself with my choices. Shaved tennisball nonsense 5ever, DK banana bunch and BEAUTIFUL LOCKS, OOOOO BABY Thank you for including the mob psycho threat asmr. Edit: love for dad, you da best! ❤️ 💙 💜

  • @GASA1997
    @GASA19974 ай бұрын

    7:26. The truest fact that has ever been facted. (Other acceptable answers include Rock-Lee and might guy.)

  • @Sweetie.21
    @Sweetie.219 ай бұрын

    My favorite hairstyles are all over the place 😅 As an Octoling I usually wear the gender neutral/masc locs, the Jojo cut, or the single loc (Octo expansion). As an inkling I usually wear the slick back, hipster, the masc ponytail or the popular girl hairstyle.

  • @chickfilasaucegmd
    @chickfilasaucegmd9 ай бұрын

    2:22 they were so close to including the mullet mushcut which is so much better than the divot one (divot looks a lot better with a hat but still mullet vintage supremacy)

  • @AJRfanboy904

    @AJRfanboy904

    Ай бұрын

    @@chickfilasaucegmd the divot is in my top tier

  • @ezpom
    @ezpom3 ай бұрын

    The octoling pony tail is literally my favouritest. I love it with the marinated headphones also

  • @Rev3rberations
    @Rev3rberations9 ай бұрын

    Oh dang, Oddity OST? Sick (I hope that game eventually releases). This was a fun time on stream, glad to see it again.

  • @skoobzkb
    @skoobzkb3 ай бұрын

    The Afro is funny for me just by thinking about the "I like ya cut G" video because I can just imagine the slap on the Octo Fro and I just feel like it would jiggle.

  • @luovalola6022
    @luovalola60229 ай бұрын

    ty for the bun love 😭 i see nothing but slander for it but its so cute

  • @Isaiah-NoelOtto

    @Isaiah-NoelOtto

    9 ай бұрын

    It is very cute

  • @rozalamoza6364
    @rozalamoza63649 ай бұрын

    loc and afro supremacy 😎😎😎 (the list was fun to participate in and watch!!! :D )

  • @averysinisterspoon
    @averysinisterspoon5 ай бұрын

    I think the OG fem 8 hairstyle (the down one) looks WAY better in splatoon 2 tbh, it looked a lot more voluminous and the curls at the ends of the tentacles were bigger. They deflated it in splat 3 :[ Nah but fr tho, don't get me wrong its still cute as hell in splat 3 but it just looks a bit off to me tbh

  • @willshuraa
    @willshuraaАй бұрын

    7:21 I really like this haircut. I mean, it's good. I have the same haircut... 😪

  • @BiggsSillyBotYT
    @BiggsSillyBotYT3 ай бұрын

    I’ll give pigtails this, I have very thick, curly hair and when I put it in a pony it just explodes and I love it. Pigtails in a cap look exactly like my hair and that is one of my only reasons to really ever swap off ponies

  • @Splatfan92
    @Splatfan925 ай бұрын

    9:02 the bangs cover up the eyebrows, which is like the only cut to do that lol

  • @definitive_anteater
    @definitive_anteater9 ай бұрын

    this is the first video of yours i watched, and i fucking loved this video dude. your stuff is sick!!!!!!!! like how do you not have more subs???

  • @Brii_Chii
    @Brii_Chii6 күн бұрын

    I laughed my Ass off when he said the bangs were a school cut cause I wear the school uniform with the bangs!

  • @0ctoSquid-rh2ed
    @0ctoSquid-rh2edАй бұрын

    I like the pompadour bc it’s short but not cut. (Perfect for my zesty pic ahh.) and also it jiggles when you walk. ✨

  • @GayLuigi333
    @GayLuigi3339 ай бұрын

    I like the pigtails when in a cap because then they become a ponytail

  • @alondra_missi
    @alondra_missi5 ай бұрын

    As a POC I rocked the pigtails as an inkling, BUT the MOMENT octolings came out, I mained the curly hair ever since, and have never looked back! 🔥My outfit is King Mesh Tee, Gold Hi-Horses, and 18K Aviators. FRESH TO DEATH 😆!

  • @kbagent7
    @kbagent79 ай бұрын

    Was rockin with this list until bro put the abominable fade in fresh cut at 8:20

  • @TenshiKori
    @TenshiKori4 ай бұрын

    5:10 Daniel 5:15 The cooler Daniel

  • @polygawn
    @polygawn9 ай бұрын

    The slick back haircut gives me strong “I don’t play this game and I don’t really know what I’m doing but I have it because I like Nintendo games so I have to own it” vibes

  • @Speckitt

    @Speckitt

    Ай бұрын

    I won't stand for this slander

  • @corb2685
    @corb26859 ай бұрын

    any day that ritz posts is a very very good day

  • @alexrod9271
    @alexrod92719 ай бұрын

    well good thing I chose the best inkling hair

  • @Inmortuae2233
    @Inmortuae22339 ай бұрын

    I am sorry, but what you rate my hairstyle is what I rate you as a person. Edit: You are hella fresh my dude

  • @TheEmeraldLunast75
    @TheEmeraldLunast759 ай бұрын

    How about this for those bangs: They work with everything.

  • @nvum
    @nvum9 ай бұрын

    hair reveal :shock: keep it up, hope you and your dad are doin' well

  • @ltknn
    @ltknn5 ай бұрын

    As a bangs user, i find that the hairstyle really works well with the Annaki Beret and Glasses.

  • @Isaiah-NoelOtto
    @Isaiah-NoelOtto9 ай бұрын

    It’s a non-biased tier list guys

  • @InktheImpassive
    @InktheImpassive4 ай бұрын

    I'd like to think that, if Order won, both sides would be braided on the female style and the octoling would get a... rich person slick back?

  • @eclipse_eternal8178
    @eclipse_eternal81789 ай бұрын

    Right away the hair I use is is at the bottom, that was very expected 😂

  • @rat-of-pain
    @rat-of-pain4 ай бұрын

    you did my crunchy hair dirty :(

  • @Cyberpizza.me_1
    @Cyberpizza.me_14 ай бұрын

    You said I don’t like and it cut to a SHEIN ad

  • @Kaden2460
    @Kaden24609 ай бұрын

    Me seeing the mohawk gave me the spongebob face

  • @thegoldenblob69
    @thegoldenblob698 ай бұрын

    switching from sp2, I had no idea genders were erased. I did all of sp3 story mode with the fem octocurls, then went to go customize my hair and was like "holy shit I can do any hairstyle and still sound like a girl??" it's been 2 and a half months or so and it's worked out well. Wearing the teddy band with the afro gives me a very cute look, it reminds me of a bonnet a lot. I'm not poc tho but by god does the afro go hard. If I were an Inkling, I'd chose Agent 4's hair, or the masc shaved hair

  • @Vyloka
    @Vyloka8 ай бұрын

    7:30 Trunks? rock lee? Saitama that one time? Gotta b- oh mob. I mean true?

  • @ritznblitz

    @ritznblitz

    8 ай бұрын

    I had completely forgot about those other options lmao

  • @holycrow1001
    @holycrow10019 ай бұрын

    ay brother ✊🏾 the afro is superior 😂

  • @juricrossing
    @juricrossing4 ай бұрын

    YOOO MOB PSYCHO 100 MENTIONED

  • @anonymousg6627
    @anonymousg66279 ай бұрын

    It’s always good to see other guys that know pigtails are on top 💪💪

  • @Nebbyuni
    @Nebbyuni9 ай бұрын

    i cannot escape it. it's following me. please evangelion, leave me alone

  • @noremfor
    @noremfor5 ай бұрын

    Don't worry, I'm a big Mob Psycho fan

  • @chloepatterson7419
    @chloepatterson74198 ай бұрын

    I honestly didnt even realize the octolocs was a poc type hairstyle. My white ass picked it because I have a middle part and it looks the most like my hair 😂

  • @chatthisiscrazy3

    @chatthisiscrazy3

    4 ай бұрын

    Same! As a white girl, I always use the octolocks. Definitely my favorite hairstyle.

  • @reefslider1
    @reefslider17 ай бұрын

    as an afro player: W tier

  • @ix0tic
    @ix0tic9 ай бұрын

    double bun🔛🔝

  • @the_inksans_fan
    @the_inksans_fan8 ай бұрын

    Banger being in the same tier as bowlcut is atrocious 😭

  • @theafroguy13
    @theafroguy134 ай бұрын

    literally me frfr (afro)

  • @ramox6662
    @ramox66629 ай бұрын

    Pigtails are peak I don't CARE what anyone says

  • @joltstorm64
    @joltstorm649 ай бұрын

    MINOR SPELLING MISTAKE IN THE TITLE!!!!!!!!

  • @NotThatAverage
    @NotThatAverage9 ай бұрын

    Algorithm ragh

  • @polygawn

    @polygawn

    9 ай бұрын

    ALGORITHMMM

  • @NotThatAverage
    @NotThatAverage9 ай бұрын

    Eyebrowlihst?

  • @DEVOTIO33
    @DEVOTIO339 ай бұрын

    The first haircut is supposed to be a mullet.

  • @GayLuigi333

    @GayLuigi333

    9 ай бұрын

    No, it’s supposed to be slicked back hair. Like when people put product in their hair to make it look wet and really flat and slicked back. The name of the hair is called “soaked”, like that the hair would be wet and slicked back lmao

  • @nurfgal
    @nurfgal9 ай бұрын

    Accrurate :3

  • @hotshot-07
    @hotshot-079 ай бұрын

    ❤for yo father

  • @Nanahi_
    @Nanahi_9 ай бұрын

    Before i watch this if surfcurl isnt A tier or above im unsubbing.

  • @Nanahi_

    @Nanahi_

    9 ай бұрын

    RESPECT EARNED FUCKING GOATTTTT

  • @Obi-WanCanBlowMe
    @Obi-WanCanBlowMe3 ай бұрын

    Play for more than an hour? I play it for at least 9 hours a day 😂