Ain’t no way Chris Pratt playing splatoon 3 they got that splatoon X mario colab man

@KiaHearts_0cti

Жыл бұрын

BRO YES XD

@VRevanz

Жыл бұрын

Yeah it’s crazy!

@Grass_pill

Жыл бұрын

yeeeeeee

@YourLocalWeirdNeighbour._

Жыл бұрын

Starlord plays splatoon 3 🌞 ( peter quill from guardians of the galaxy )

@nebula8893

Жыл бұрын

​@@YourLocalWeirdNeighbour._bro you didn't need to clarify 😭

If you do this again you should setup a system that allows them to say their final words, and broadcast them to the world so they are heard before their inevitable death and resurrection.

@gh0stgarbage

Жыл бұрын

That would’ve been hilarious, I would’ve just posted the lyrics to Buddy Holly. Because “Squeezer” and “Weezer” joke funny

@cowsonmars9168

Жыл бұрын

@@gh0stgarbage OH MY GOD ITS YOU

I’ve never heard of the Cha Cha Slide as an analogy for circling the Tower pole before, but I will definitely be using that from now on

@QuackImpala7321

Жыл бұрын

i call it pole dancing

@abigailfarmer2339

7 ай бұрын

@@QuackImpala7321lol wtf

"You'll be banned for life, by that, I mean 24 hours. Calm down!" (Hires Hitman)

9:51 gives me the same vibes as Matpat saying "I want that thickness inside my bod-" while talking about double stuf oreos.

The username “Guacamolepoopgrenade” made me laugh so hard that I spiraled into a coughing fit so bad that it resulted in me throwing up in my mouth 💀

9:16 I still remember seeing someone on twitter animating this and I live for it

To whoever in chat asked “what does o7 mean” it’s supposed to look like a person saluting

RIP Jaymoji's broken headphones, I liked this video in your honor

NO WAY CHRIS PRATT PLAYS SPLATOON!?!?!?!?!?!

@aylinlovescapybaras

3 ай бұрын

HAHA

Jays uploads never fail to make burst out laughing and worry my parents👍👍👍

@s1lly_vr

Жыл бұрын

fr 👍👍👍

@T.S.P_God5

Жыл бұрын

Fr 👍👍👍👍

@Joker_Kirby

Жыл бұрын

👍👍👍

@assuredpug

Жыл бұрын

Fr Fr 👍👍👍👍

I still feel I should've been banned, because there was no way Jay would've won if it wasn't for that disconnect.

@MosesX-Labs

Жыл бұрын

Nah, he would’ve made a JayMoji comeback

@stevenmcburney8167

Жыл бұрын

A wins a win

"Blob Lobber" Never heard anyone say its name right

@Fnaflaur

Жыл бұрын

I call it the Blob Lobber, and this video made me worry I was saying it wrong this whole time 😭

Jay: No one plays Bloblober voluntarily! @Alphastar716:

As a part-time bloblobber main, I can confirm I have to hold myself at gunpoint to play it

1 ban = 1 prayer for jays headphones

He speaks the truth your life only lasts for 24 hours and then once you spend your time in bed crying you eventually die and then start a new life the day after!

The comedic timing of those headphones was perfect.

*No viewers were banned in this video.* *edit: How did I get 225 likes? I want more likes* *2nd edit: We’re the top comment!*

@theimaginator8757

Жыл бұрын

lmao i hope this becomes the top comment

@bloomdoom3898

Жыл бұрын

Are You Sure about that

@skgrizz

Жыл бұрын

@@theimaginator8757 IT IS

@gh0stgarbage

Жыл бұрын

I mean, I was, you can clearly see it at 14:55 Edit: Or, well at 15:55

@ApolloVice09

Жыл бұрын

@@gh0stgarbage SHADOWSNUTSACK LOL

Jay out of context is one of the greatest things. Good vid Jay 👍👍

7:44 yeah that's kinda how the matchmaking works actually, it tries to match you with a team with similiar weapon classes I think

@ShaOryDow

Жыл бұрын

depends what rank/mode there's something called a 'power level' associated with every weapon. and it tries to make this level/number equal in both teams. in some modes, such as X-rank, it does seem to be stricter than in turf war. idk how it exactly works, but yeah, it's somewhat close and accurate.

@graycatsaderow

10 ай бұрын

Whenever i play e liter cause im tired of splatlings,i always match with shooters and duelies

live video footage of chris pratt saying his headphones are ok when they most definitely are not: 9:16

another chris pratt classic!

3:52 I feel the pain for Jay as I'm a reef Lux main and it's hard to get used to it but now I'm 5 star and I'm really Good with it

I’m now wondering what celebrity someone would say Jay sounds like and he’d agree

@fyra_cat2119

Жыл бұрын

Yknow Jay sounds an awful lot like that one popular splatoober Jaymoji.. Idk probably just me

@ImJustHere8888

Жыл бұрын

@@fyra_cat2119 yeah he sounds a lot like that KZreadr Jaymoji

@Sl1nkyy

5 ай бұрын

@@fyra_cat2119dunno, he sounds more like Jaymoji Deluxe to me

It's always a great day when there's a new upload from JayMoji, his videos never fail to make me laugh so hard so many times Especially this video, it somehow manages to be even more hilarious than Jay's usual hilarity!!

10:03 no one is going to forget

wow you really sound like chris pratt

12:03 splatbomb jumpscare

I love getting banned for picking terrible weapons

I showed up twice in this video with Explo and Tri-slosher LMAO GGs Jay! Fun running into you!

As a Tri slosher main. Seeing it at the back of jaymoji's favorites is completely and utterly Understandable. I had to deal with its absolute garbage kit for half a year until the Nouveau version came out

im pretty sure i fought that exact team at 2:18 i remember them pissing me off big time bc we only had one backline (me) who didn't know what they were doing

9:20 damn near choked on my sandwich because of this

I remember when you did this in 2 and sick suggested a weapon and you got matched against sick and lost! They banned by themselves!😂

@KiaHearts_0cti

Жыл бұрын

Thats just- wow XD

Jay you are the reason i picked up nautilus and i never thought i would enjoy it as much as i do but here i am with 4 stars on it and a near 100% use on splatnet

committing 9:16 to my memory forever

I never realized how much Jay sounds like Chris Pratt until he mentioned it in this video... I cant unhear it, help. You did this to yourself Jay

Wow I love watching Chris Pratt play Splatoon

"you might be the first survivor of today's brutal purge* now take that out of context and holy fu- Jay: my headphones aren't broken they are completely intact! literally 2 seconds later: changed the world, my final message, goodbye. "if you suck me I'll suck you" ...rinse and repeat the first one. "people are living, people are dying, this is just- were speed running a plague" what

Bloblobber is fun as hell, ok?! Edit: Snipewriter is also fun to use!

@LongDeadArtist

Жыл бұрын

Ayy

This is one of the funniest videos ive ever watched

@SuspiciousTemmie

Жыл бұрын

That's JayMoji for you!

Jaymoji: People dont play bloblobber unless dared. Alphastar: *I sense a disturbance in the force*

my headphones aren’t broken!!! *immediately breaks headphones* questions life for a minute

*No viewers were harmed in the making of this video*

seeing prinz made my day (coroika character)

my man's throwing the matches so hard 😂

I was doing some school work and then at 9:55 I was like wait what is he talking about 😂😂😂

7:54: They should honestly add a gamemode where the only purpose is to get kills.

jay youu're carrying me through my depression, ily

This video reminds me of “I Don’t get mad or salty at games”

Bro Snipewriter has the same range as Splaterscope.

me after hearing 9:53: 🤨

This guy kinda sounds like Christ Pratt ngl

Keep up the good work jay❤❤❤❤

Cant believe they got the real Chris Pratt to play Splatoon

0:09 Huh, well now that you mention it...

Well um FIRST OF ALL: You sound like Chris Pratt! SECOND: butts THIRD: pick blobblobber

@voidquill

Жыл бұрын

this is probably enough for a death wish

I started watching this at 11:46 and it’s only been 4 minutes and it’s already 12:19 AM 💀

I wish I didn’t miss this I would love to be ban from your twitch chat for 24 hours

"YOU FOOL! I HAVE 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS!"

12:21 Happy 8th birthday, Splatoon. :)

LMAO BUTS Wow you sound like Chris Pratt! You should play undercover brella!

jay never fails to make me laugh!! ❤

I still remember saying rapid out-ranges range blaster

The first time I watched one of jay’s videos I thought to myself, “wow, he sounds a lot like Chris Prat.” And I now know that other people agree.

Yay we are doing this again!!

I love the snipewriter! 🎉

The amount of Poor people dude- I mean all where victims and only a *few managed to calm back alive…*

Wake up babe new Jaymoji video

hey jay has anyone ever told you you sound like Chris Pratt?

0:19 why is my life 24 hours jay what have you done to me

man looks like such a nice guy, man another but they gotta do a ban appeal :)

9:33 Starburst?

4:00 its called “missle spam” i think…

the twitch chat hunger games lol

5:09 I have tiny hands

9:21 (Sorry for commenting again but anyway) Jaymoji is scout from tf2?!?!?!?!?!?!

Jay never fails, to make me laugh 👍

Bring back the very first intro

LMAOO THE HEADPHONES

My headphones aren’t broken! *headphones fall apart

0:08 You sound like Chris Pratt

You know what after you mentioned it, you do sound like chris pratt.

dude i cannot believe chris pratt played splatoon on stream omgggg

so THIS is where kacero got the idea from /s

What if you just dissconected came back a few minutes later and stay silent 🗿

jay dosn't play minecraft but did a buterfly click😂

My brother was a bloblobber main on b+. I think he reached A. But he quit splatoon.

as the bloblobber main, yeah i'm not sure why i play it

SNIPEWRITER IS SO GOOD I LOVE IT

Im an Undercover main, and I'm kinda sad no one chose it

hey can u play splatoon 3 local player with 2 people in the same room? do i need 4 joy cons?

Undercover Brella

7:27 I AM IN THE VIDEO LMAOO

will you do andi splatoon 3?

"we are yellow, the colour of gold" not wrong i guess...?

He really does sound like Chris Pratt

9:51 Ayo Pause 🤨📸

What kind of strawberries do you eat, clash blaster doesn’t really look like a strawberry to me ❤