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Collei would be pizzahut because of the Amber Eula collab

@verzeihturncoat27

Жыл бұрын

She would steal the cardboard cutout

@KhluKhlu

Жыл бұрын

That’s exactly what I was thinking

@castergilgamesh1778

Жыл бұрын

@@verzeihturncoat27 nah fr though

Imagine eating fancy food with Diluc and he orders grape juice to drink 💀. It would be so awkward

@cherryberrykomainu8699

Жыл бұрын

Nah man I’d be there with my apple juice or milk so I’d feel a sense of kinship

@UmbrellAce

Жыл бұрын

@@cherryberrykomainu8699 I basically exclusively drink water and spice it up with juice every once in awhile, so same lmao

@ladynoname3621

Жыл бұрын

Sameeew

@micaela8472

Жыл бұрын

As a Muslim I see this as an absolute win

@Annabeth_Chase68

Жыл бұрын

I'm going Heizou 100%

Going to Prom with a Ruin Guard sounds like a Sandrone thing to do. Fischl's a super sweet girl. She'll probably turn back into Amy at lunchtime.

@marinasanders7273

Жыл бұрын

If you told Fischl who/what you were cosplaying I could definitely see her helping you make it/get all the pieces too

@squee-g1658

Жыл бұрын

@@marinasanders7273 i can see fischl posing and taking pictures with a bunch of people she meet too lol

@yahianeo5963

Жыл бұрын

BRO....she told Oz to stab us with its peak just bcz she was losing a card game

@squee-g1658

Жыл бұрын

@@yahianeo5963 thats how ya know she's good friends with traveler. Seriously, just switch tcg with mario party or monopoly and its a normal game night xD

@kathrynryanclancy8437

Жыл бұрын

One of my favorite things that happen to me in Genshin Impact was having all of my characters except Fischl die while I was fighting the Maguu Kenki (revival food countdown is rough), only for Fischl to reach companionship level 6 and one of her now-unlocked voicelines started playing (it was About Fischl: V) I felt that all my pain and suffering up to that point was worth it

Going to prom with a Ruinguard: “So how do you think of the prom so far?” Ruinguard: “Ş̶̧̨̨̛̛͓͎̖̼͈̟̻̘͎̜̫̺̩̰̹̖̘̼̣̻̱̘̪̳̘̫̖̜̳̤͇̬̘̥̟̘͍͔͓͚͖͇̯͕͉̾̀̒̅͒̍́͐̋̓͘̕͘ủ̸̡̡̡̨̢̧̩͕̝͍͖̗̖̹̮͉̙͈̝̺̳͉̥̬̟̹͔͓̜̞͖̲̭̈́̒̌̈́̾̒̄̄̊̇̃̓͐͒͆̿̓̇̓̚̕͘͜͜͝ŷ̵̡̛̟͈̭̜̺͇̹̈́̐̓͆͌̈́̏̽̔̊͆́̈́̒̏͝͝ͅd̵̨̨̛̬̰͉̟̰̭̮̝̩͚͚̜̰̣̜̻̻̭͔̼̠̻͈̓̈̾́̍͛́͑̐͐̏͒͊̊̿̀͑͊̃̀͆̌̓̓͜͝j̸̢͎̺̠͎͇̘̭̻̜̙͖͔͋̿͌̿̃̆̇̓͆̈́̾͌͐͒͆̽͆͂̋͗̂̓̄͂̽̓̋̾͋͗̌̉̂̈̾͘̚͝͝ͅͅè̵͓̤͎̦̟̫̤̥̳͓í̵̧̥̮͙̣̼͇͙̱̏̚s̸̢̧̢̡̨̡̛̛̫͚̼̪̣͇͉̟̰̦͓̙͔͎̘̤͔̺̻̠͕̦͔̜̱͍͕̲̻̊̓̽̾̐͆̈́̊͆́̂͊́͊͋̃͂́̽͗̓̀̈́͐̾͛̀͘̕̚͘͘̕͝͝͠h̵͕̞̥̝̗͙͔̝͐̇̃̈́̑̍̉̅̓̑͂͂̀̂͌̊̚͝n̵̡̡̟̝̣̺̳̺̖͕̥̤̖̺̱͍̣͇̺̰̳̭̲̟͉̮̎̉̇̾̋̊͒̀͛̅͂̊̎͗̽͛̐̄̓̕̕͜͜͝͠ͅq̵̧̧̨̳̦͔͔̳̯̼̗̮̲̫͉̗̼̺̠̮̼̜̥̳̤̞̬̞͎̭̪͚̘̮̼̮͈̬̣͙͔̺̱̫̩̘͌̔̈́͑͒̀́͗̍̉̎̿̈́͘͜͠͝n̷̲̱̳̮͈̗̯͕̩̺͍̹̞̖̱̞̲͖͖̠͈̦̟̤̰͍̭͑̎̃̃̉̊̀̈́̋ͅw̸̢̡̧̛̛̖̻̠̙̖̩̙̹̪͕̰̟͉̰̙̟̜̪͙͖̱͚̫͍͙͈͕͉̞̝̥̗̖̥̭̜̬̮͑͑̌̒̾̈́͒̆̋̉͑̿̾̊̂̾̊̅͘̕͜͝ư̸̧̪̎͐̋́͑͒͊͐͗̔͋̈́͋͑̎̒́̈̌̓͆̐͋̑̆͗̿̀̋̿̓͊̈͊̅̓̈̕͘͘͘͝͝͝͝͝͠͝” “…I agree.”

@toast7257

Жыл бұрын

Nice translation

@thinkingfubuki

Жыл бұрын

You could definitely do some R2-D2 stuff with him, where you can ask him a question, pretend to understand him, and "translate" that he agrees with you, and tell people it might not be a good idea to disagree with him. Lmao

@kreati_

Жыл бұрын

Same tho

Would you rather: Get free drinks at the Cat's Tail, BUT you have to listen to Diona vent, OR Get free meals at Wamin Restaurant BUT you have to taste test all of Xialing's new recipes.

@kumonoameai

Жыл бұрын

Easy; taste test Xiangling's new recipes. She's a fantastic chef so no matter what she makes it will taste good, even if it's an experimental dish. Also, as someone who is sensitive to cat dander, drinking in a place filled with cats that make it difficult to breathe does not sound like a good time.

@brandonpierce2539

Жыл бұрын

@@kumonoameai Slow your roll there, buddy, the more experimental of Xialing's dishes have ruined bowls and bowels alike, she's even admitted to giving herself indigestion. Diona, on the other hand, is literally incapable of making a terrible drink AND the Cat's Tail is now the Genius Invocation central of Mondstadt, sounds like a good time to me.

@ricatomilos8286

Жыл бұрын

Definitely the cat's tail. I can handle having a cat midget yell at me over drinking wine but Xiangling's cooking has a risk of death or poisoning, especially if she suddenly decides to drag you along for her "ingredient foraging"

@verzeihturncoat27

Жыл бұрын

Xianlings experimental dishes. I would survive Raiden´s cooking so bring me Xianling´s most experimentals dishes.

@brandonpierce2539

Жыл бұрын

@@verzeihturncoat27 Wait, how are you so certain? 😂

This is by far THE most advanced and challenging "would you rather" of genshin impact. I need more of it in order to ascend my brain to the next level

i just love how scara is always at the bottom of every mere MENTION of a tier list

@squee-g1658

Жыл бұрын

Especially when its about wallet theft lol

I fee like taking Scaramouche to Burger King would be like taking an unruly kid anywhere, and I'd be apologizing profusely to the employees for his attitude. Like, "I'm so sorry, he has mommy issues, and he hasn't finished his edgy phase, so he's having a 24/7 tantrum. We'll just take this to go."

I need you to understand how hard some of these were 😂 1.) Arrested with Itto. Either way I'm probably going to end up mildly bored, but at least we can have different topics of conversation, I guess. This one was kind of 50/50 2.) I'm punching the Aranara. I choose violence. Can respect taking the guardian to prom, though 3.) Convention with Fischl. I can get away and go to a different panel to escape if she gets to be too much. I'm not fond of big confined crowds, but the concert was tempting. 4.) DILUC. There's no other option for me. 5.) Dehya, I guess? I think either would be pretty decent bodyguards, it's more of a get along standpoint. 6.) This one is borderline impossible. Likely dying vs wishing you were dead by the end of it. 7.) Alhaitham. I think he'd be less fun than the other two, but you could build the shtick of making jokes that he probably gets none of. Though I feel like that partnership would quickly devolve into a cop drama show rather than a buddy cop movie. 8.) I'm with Koomaxx, Scaramouche is going to Burger King. Kid needs to enjoy life some more. 9.) I'll suffer through Ei's cooking. 😂

@Butterpony

Жыл бұрын

Fellow sacrifice to Ei’s cooking let’s go. I’m a big ol pUseey so I couldn’t handle a hand to hand fist fight Not to mention I’ve eaten way weirder things than I think Ei could possibly make. And I mean…. No hate but… It can’t be as bad as Bennett? Right?

@GodmotherAya

Жыл бұрын

@@Butterponyconsidering Bennett actually has a special dish while you can’t cook with Raiden at all, that’s should answer your question-

Fun fact Fischl doesn't like any food that has bird meat

@TheLegoKid2003

Жыл бұрын

Then I know where we're going if she annoys me too much. *evil laugh*

@axolotdraws9946

Жыл бұрын

@@TheLegoKid2003 chick fil a?

@ICNHH

Жыл бұрын

well these sweet madames aint gonna eat themselves

okay so A lecture by Zhongli on history? like imagine the Lore drops I'm taking notes

omg a genshin character's fav fast food tier list with coley sounds amazing

Sheeeeesh, The Scara VS Collei one was actually tough as hell.. it's either mediocre burger king but with my favorite guy who I want to love and spoil after everything he's been through (I'd definitely get him better food than burger king, but at least their chicken sandwiches are good when freshly made), or my favorite fast food pizza place with Collei who's basically my daughter (because Amber is my beloved ☺️) and I'd also get to treat her to some great family time 🤔 Can't decide 😔

I would: - Spend a 3-day lecture with Zhongli - Punch an Aranara (sorry, Aranara) - Go to a rock concert with Xinyan and Yun Jin - Go to the nightclub party with Heizou - Have Dehya as my bodyguard - Be married to a Samachurl for a month - Have Yelan as my partner in a buddy cop film - Go to Pizza Hut with Collei - Fist fight Eula Also, you're wrong about 7:54. Being crushed by Eula's thighs would be a better way to go.

@brytondodds4305

Жыл бұрын

Too right on that last one.

I'll update this as I go through the video: 1. lecture with Zhongli because I love his voice and I'm a fan of history 2. I really don't want to punch an Aranara and the Ruin Guard is cool so I'm going with him 3. Anime con with Fischl, she would be so fun to nerd out with! 4. Very, very hard choice but I think I would have to go with Heizou at a part because Heizou is such a flirt and I love him. I like Diluc a lot too, but I Heizou will be so fun 5. Dehya. I love Dehya and I would give her my life savings to be with me for a day 6. Both suck but listen, I can live for one crappy month and I would really rather not be stabbed 7. Alhaitham would actually get the job done but if we are here to have fun then I'm picking Yelan 👀 8. Such a hard choice but I'll pick Collie because she would be such a bundle of fun. With that said, pleasesteponmeScaramouche- 9. Eula fistfight for the same reason as Coley because what is a better way to die than be punched to death than a pretty woman?

Would You Rather: Work With Hu Tao at the Funeral Parlor or Live at the Jade Vhamber

@brandonpierce2539

Жыл бұрын

I feel like Zhongli would balance out Hu Tao's chaotic energy, while I don't think I'd ever get used to being so high up in the air.

@ricatomilos8286

Жыл бұрын

Imma be real with you, I'm a complete asshole so I'll drive the inhabitants of either to throw me out of a window in rage. I'd much rather be close to the ground when that happens so the Wansheng Funeral Parlor

@IAmGodHimself777

Жыл бұрын

The chamber of jade.

@Not_obligated2care

Жыл бұрын

Funeral harbor so I can annoy hu tao to the point where a day without me there would feel off to her lmfao

@axolotdraws9946

Жыл бұрын

I have a weak stomach around dead bodies but I also have acrophobia HELP

Literally as soon as I heard Cyno or Kaeya’s name I said “y e s.” Didn’t wait for the question, or the other options, just yes.

Honestly the hardest one for me was between Diluc and Heizou because I would absolutely hate it at a club but I also love Heizou TwT I'd probably go on a dinner date with Diluc though because I feel like the atmosphere would be more to my liking

2:36 funny thing about Popeyes, Chicken, and Fischl...💀💀💀

1 - Zhongli’s lecture. Even without his voice, I just love history. 2 - Punch the Aranara… If i i have to hear another of these names… 3 - Anime with Fishl. I think I'd get better with her. 4 - Nightclub with Heizou. I can go to a fancy restaurant alone and not feel awkward. I can’t be in a nightclub alone and not have a panic attack. 5 - Cyno as a bodyguard. And to play cards with. I think I get his humor and Deyha is too energetic for me. 6 - Getting stabbed in the thigh count’s as good preliminaries…I’m counting on it not hitting any major vein though 7 - Yelan. I’m too timid to the chemistry of a buddy cop movie to work with any of them, But at least with Yelan I think I would function better… 8 - Scaramouche to Burger King. I can deal with his trauma responses better than with Colei’s. 9 - Eat Ei’s … food. I think that if i survive i’ll get on her good side. With Eula I don’t know if being on her good side is much better than the bad one…

While a grizzly man in his thirties and a giant death robot might not make for the best prom date, we sure would be some effective chaperones. Also, I would willingly pay for a 3 day lecture from Zhong Li, and I wouldn't care if it were on the progress of drying paint.

How fitting for Coley to think Collei would go to Pizza hut considering Amber was part of the Pizza Hut collab

I... I looked up Rule 34 Mitachurl... :') I couldn't stop scrolling because it was just too cursed

@mejustme7757

Жыл бұрын

I wish I was blind 😔

The diluc and heizou one is too TOUGH for me to choose. I LOVE AND SIMP FOR BOTH OF THEM AND I CAN'T CHOOSE BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM AGHHHHH

I love your guys would you rathers please make more♥️

I love these two collabing, its just great

Okay now I NEED to see fan art of this prom-going Ruin Guard

1. Zhongli: I would have a fun time because I'm really interested in Liyue's history 2. Ruin Guard: Just imagine the guys with fragile masculinity with the "I would never take a girl taller than me as a partner" mindset, then I pull up with a Ruin Guard as my chosen lady XD 3. As much as I love conventions and Fischl, I love rock concerts more, and both Xinyan and Yun Jin pass the vibe check 4. Heizou's personality is very similar to mine (ENTP), and I know the hanging out with another me would be a dealbreaker for a lot of personality types, but not for our type. So Night club let's goooooooooooo 5. Cyno: He is stronger, I could ask him to train me (I am already a martial artist, and a polearm training with the delicate and balanced movements would be much better than the heavy imbalanced brute force claymore), and if he would say an annoying joke guess what? I'll say one back to him, and we can do this back and forth forever without getting tired, while driving everyone else around us crazy 6. Marrying teh Samachurl: Maybe they trun out to be a nice person, if not well there is no domestic abuse law against Samachurls. Also I don't think people actually realize how dangerous it is to be stabbed in the tigh. There is a really high chance of death. So one month which has a little bit of chance ending up good, or high chance death. I wonder which one is the good choice here (sarcasm) 7. Yelan: More serious than Kaeya but less than Alhaitham. The amount I would need in a partner 8. Scara needs some fun time, and he just activates my parental instincts the poor baby 9. Ei's cooking: Iwould have a decent chance against Eula, but here comes the question. Do I want to hurt her? NO. And I'm also notoriously known by my every associates as the person who could never have food posoning, so let's see Ei's cooking, I take my chances

@indeeditiscirro

Жыл бұрын

Scara needs some uh fUn time eh?

1. In prison with Itto 2. Aranara adventure 3. Anime convention with Fischl 4. NIGHT CLUB W HEIZOUUU 5. Cyno personal bodyguard, I love his jokes + i’ll hint that he and Tighnari look good together 👀 6. getting stabbed in the tight. 7. Kaeya as partner 8. BURGER KING W SCARA DUDE

"I take Scaramouche to Burger King, you take Collei to Pizza Hut and well meet back up later" Stop omg 😂 it's like you're their parents 😂

2:02 100% anime convention with Fishle!

1. Liyue History with Zhongli I find Liyue history pretty interesting. 3 days of it is a lot to sit through in one go, but still way better than the alternative. Not even close. 2. Ruin Guard prom date It sounds like it might be quite fun actually. Aranara are too cute to punch. 3. Anime con with Fischl I like conventions, and I'd enjoy hanging out with Fischl. We can chat about loads of stuff - I like listening to her talk, so that's only a bonus. I like rock, but I'm not good with super loud music or standing for extended periods of time, so I wouldn't go to the concert. 4. Dinner with Diluc Sounds like a nice time. Sure, Heizou would probably be better company, but I don't like clubbing. 5. Bodyguard Cyno We can play cards together, so Cyno takes the lead over Dehya. 6. Samachurl Spouse Do I get to choose which element? I feel like it wouldn't be all that bad, and I might be able to learn some magic from them. I'm definitely not okay with getting stabbed, so the Samachurl wins for sure. 7. Detective Alhaitham Alhaitham is the only one I would actually be able to function around. I feel like I'd just be way too flustered around Yelan or Kaeya, so I wouldn't be able to concentrate on work. 8. Scara Burger I'm such a massive simp for Scara, so I have to pick him. I'm scared but he likes his simps so hey maybe it'll turn out fine. 9. Ei's cooking The least painful option. Worst case scenario I vomit. With Eula I wouldn't be able to walk the next day, if I even make it out of there at all.

@axolotdraws9946

Жыл бұрын

or there’s the possibility the ei’s cooking is as bad as bennetts, which literally kills a guy in his hangout

I love these Would You Rathers so much 😂

1. Lecture with zhongli, could be interesting 2. Ruing guard, I could never punch the aranara, they’re too cute 3. ROCK CONCERT I LOVE THEIR ENERGY 4. Nightclub with heizou. He’s such a great person to be with. Also I’m down bad for him 🤭 5. DEYHA DEHYA DEHYA SHES SO OMG 😩 I LOVE HER SMMMM 6. Getting stabbed in the thigh 😋 7. Yelan she seems cold, but i feel like she’d warm up ti someone once she knows them more 8. Collei. I love scara but I feel like he’d be bratty. Collei we could have a nice conversation and such 9. Eula fist fight 🥰

this duo is amazing!!!

1. 3 day lecture with Zhongli. He will give me so much knowledge that I could probably teach history for the rest of my life. 2. Definately Ruin guard. 3. Absolutely to convection with Fiscl. If she and I are good friends, then I can see it being a lot of fun. 4. Heizou, I will surely get to hear some amazing detective stories 5. Cyno, his jokes are so bad that they are funny and he will surely keep me safe 6. Stabbed. I will get barabara to heal me or either take care of me. 7. Al-haitham seems the most sensible out of these three. 8. Burger king with scaramouche. I main him and do want to give him a nice friendship moment. (You are paying scaramouche) 9. Ok I will eat Ei's cooking. I seriously don't want to die getting punched by Eula. Again, going to barbara for the food poisoning I am gonna get after that.

When the video is so fun you almost choke to your dinner note to myself don't eat while watching koomaxx

3:04 well he better be because I only have 1 million mora

1 : lecture with Zhongli, because Im actually interested in Liyue's story x3 2 : Going to prom with ruin gard, he would protect me because I'm scared of people uwu 3 : Anime convention with Fischl, Im not the type who speak a lot, and I wouldnt mind hear Fischl telling me her life. Plus im triggerded by loud noises so concert are complicated for me xD 4 : I hate being in fancy restaurant, and I prefer Heizou, BUT night clubs are too noisy, and there is too much people for me. So lets go eat with Diluc, it will be a really silent date but anyway :D 5 : Well, this one is difficult--- I would be scared of Cyno, but at least I could enjoy his really bads jokes. And for Dehyaaaa,,, I think I would be more comfortable with her, but Im scared of annoying her,,,, So I choose Cyno u,w,u 6 : I WOULD STAB MYSELF IN THE THIGH QwQ 7 : Kaeya, I'm really silent most of the time sooo, he would be the one bringing action xD 8 : Scaramouche, Not because I dont like Collei, I just hate pizza hut and I love burger King xD I would listen Scaramouche vent and doing his super emo speech, I dont mind :> 9 : Ei's cooking, I don't want to die :'D If you read all of that-- Well congratulations, have a cookie (/ OwO)/🍪 Btw I'm really sorry if there is a lot of mistakes,,,, English is not my first language soo, dont hesitate to correct me--- Take care of you

1) In jail with Itto. 2) Take the ruin guard to prom. 3) Anime convention with Fischil! 4) Club with Heizou! 5) Cyno. 6) Stabbed. 7) Kaeya!! 8) BK with Scaramouche!!! 9) Ei's cookies...

Y’all are so freaking funny 😂

It's funny I was just looking for these videos and now there's another!!

Nope I would totally go to an anime convention with Fischl, Xinyan is almost guaranteed to start a mosh pit

Due to being encouraged to do so, I shall participate here in the pit of comments! 1. Zhongli’s 3-day lecture seminar! Because I find learning about fictional histories way more interesting than learning about real-world histories. Not to mention Zhongli’s voice is so soothing and lovely and ASMR-quality that even if I do get bored during the seminar I’d zonk out and have a nice nap with lovely dreams set to the sound of his voice. Also, I would not survive in jail. Also, also, NO WAY AM I SHARING A TOILET WITH ITTO!!! 2. I’m sorry aranara. You’re very very cute and you’ve done nothing wrong to me. But I hate ruin guards with every fiber of my being, they are my nemesis, they are my beloathed, I don’t want to get within 100 feet of them let alone go to prom with one. Sadly, aranara, you must be punched. 3. I’d…honestly rather stay home than attend either of these events, but if I HAD to choose, I’ll go with the anime convention with Fischl. 4. Expensive dinner date with Diluc!!! I’m sorry, Heizou, I love you, but I am way too scared to attend a night club. And hey, I love Diluc very much, so hell yeah, I’d love to go on a date with him! As long as it’s platonic! Also, Diluc is loaded AF and is a major gentleman, so of course he’d pay the bill. I cannot see him not being willing to pay. Also, I feel a kinship with Diluc’s introvertedness although he has more social grace than I do, so even if I was awkward & nervous on this platonic date I think he’d be chill & reassuring about it and that’d really help me relax & feel at ease & have a fun time. Also neither Diluc nor I drink, so yet more reason to feel at ease. 5. I think Cyno, because while he can be stoic & kinda intimidating, he tells jokes. And he explains them! HE’S A DORK!!! A BADASS DORK!!! So yeah, I trust him with my life! 6. STAB ME, STAB ME IN THE THIGH, HELL, I’LL STAB MYSELF!!! I may not loathe samachurls as much as I loathe ruin guards, but they’re still high on my beloathed tier list! 7. Kaeya! Kaeya as my buddy-cop film partner! Was this even a question? 8. I think Burger King with Scaramouche, mostly because I really don’t go to Burger King often and I kinda miss it and now I’m craving it. And because I’m just more attached to Scaramouche. Sorry, Collei. 9. I’d rather fist-fight Eula, easy! Yes, I would definitely lose the fist-fight, but the question does not say that the fight would be to the death, so while I would definitely be grievously injured, and would need to go to the hospital/Favonius cathedral, I’d probably survive! But Ei’s cooking? Noooooo, no way am I surviving that! 0_0 Also, I find Eula prettier than Ei, so suffering at her hand would be a touch more pleasant for me.

im so early what. also im so happy the would you rather series is back

My choices would be the following: 1) 3 day seminar. I would not survive in jail, and sultry voice aside Geo Daddy might make the lesson interesting 2) Ruin Guard. I am not incurring the wrath of the Dendro Bean. 3) Anime convention. Rock music concerts are a bit too harsh for me (sensitive ears go brrrr). 4) Despite what I said for 3 I am going with Heizou (as long as he gives me earplugs beforehand. I have a bit of an expensive taste with food so I would just feel bad if I was with Diluc. 5) I could go either way. I am undergoing bi panic with this one tbh. 6) I would rather get stabbed in the thigh. Samachurls are annoying. I'd rather kick that tiny staff holding gremlin than go anywhere near it with benevolent intent. 7) either Kaeya or AlHaitham. I'm pretty analytical despite my ADD so I feel like I would work well with either. 8) Going to Pizza Hut. Too many negative experiences with BK. 9) Fighting Eula. I would tap into my clumsiness and "gracefully" dodge what I can until either she gets tired or I die.

ayo that intro is the reason i'm now traumatised💀💀💀

I would def take the Ruin guard to Prom because of two things: 1. Punching an Aranara is punishable by death 2. Some Aranara have the ability to split a ruin guard into atom-sized pieces before you can blink.

some of these were actually kinda hard 😭 1. Lecture with Zhongli, I would go insane in prison 2. Date with Ruin Guard, I will NEVER punch aranaras, also I think it'd be cool to hang out with a giant robot 3. Rock concert, I was originally gonna go with convention but I feel like Fischl would give me secondhand embarrassment 4. Night club w/ Heizou, I'm neutral towards Diluc but Heizou is one of my favs 5. Dehya, I had a lot of trouble with this bcs I love Cyno, but Dehya seems more fun to hang out with 6. Get stabbed, I'm very afraid of getting hurt but I'd prefer to bleed out than marry a samachurl 7. Kaeya, I feel like Yelan and Al-Haitham would be too strict, at least with Kaeya he'll keep me entertained and stuff 8. Pizza hut with Collei, pizza hut food is delicious and I think Collei would be nice to hang out with, but it'd be funny to have Scaramouche recite that one burger king ad his eng va did (assuming he doesnt try to kill me) 9. I really don't know what to choose so I'll just end myself

i need to see that split the bill tierlist.

Alhaitham detective buddy, my communication skills, his intimidating looks, and both of our smarts are key!

Here are my answers~! 1. Get arrested with Itto and spend the weekend with him 2. Ask a ruin guard to prom 3. Rock concert with Xinyan and Yunjin 4. Go to a night club with Heizhou 5. Cyno as my bodyguard 6. I would rather get stabbed in a thigh 7. Al-Haitham as my buddy cop 8. BK with Scaramouche 9. Get in a fist fight with Eula

"what a strange device" - Albedo seeing Mitachurlses

My two queens oh my gosh I love your dynamic it's always such a good time!!! Also Albedo slime fic reading when?

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But *which* Albedo slime fic?

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@@mahogania5536 The infamous one where albedo wants lumine to run an experiment involving doing the do with slimes while he watches and takes notes that being said, i feel ike there's probably a lot of similar ones

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@@Sp1derBedo there's absolutely more of them, either using slimes or slime condensate. I wonder why the Albedo+slime combo became so popular, though

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@@mahogania5536 I've noticed that in fandoms people will find one fic that's the starting baseline for some weird or spicy shit, make it blow up, and call it a day. I have seen way way worse to the point I didn't even blink while I reading that one

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@@Sp1derBedo the one I remember the most is where Albedo takes on the traveler himself and uses slime condensate as aid. That one also didn't feel as disturbing as it was rumored

Number 1. I'd go with 3 day long lecture by zhongli. I would just sit there and enjoy his calming voice with occasional OSMANTHUS WINE TASTES THE SAME AS I REMEMBER.

I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS SKJDNSD ALSO U POOR SOUL ABOUT R34 OF HILLRTRILES OH NOOO

I would personally prefer to get arrested with Itto. Even though I would probably sleep through Zhonglis story like I do a lot, there is a big possiblity meeting Heizou at the police station, so I'm sorry but I'd rather meet him than sleep for three days

Definitely going to Burger King with Scaramouche!! That’s my boy!!

sorry but anime with Fischl sounds amazing. I'm also biased since I think she was my first C6 four star lmao. also was a carry for a while after I finally built her XD

This had me dying of laughter 😂

Love me some would you rather videos :D

Sharing a toilet with Itto is like whatever. If it’s a private cell I wouldn’t be that scared of the other inmates, besides, Itto would mad protect you. Like you’re scared an freaking out like “oh god I’m in jail” and then Itto’s gonna be all sweet an overly confident “don’t worry about it. I’m a regular here, just stick with me and I’ll keep you safe. No one ‘s gonna even want to look at you while I’m around” or some bullshit like that

Another one added to the collection 😌😍

1. Arrested with Itto, duh 2. Punch the poor Aranara, aroace to the end! 3. Rock concert, I think Xinyan would be fun to hang out with 4. Heizou again would be fun to hang out with 5. Cyno, I dont mind dad jokes I forgot some of these ummm 8. Collei 9. Ei’s cooking, death would be quick and painless

1. 3 day lecture with Zhongli because I can at least leave if I get bored 2. Prom with Ruin Guard 3. Rock Concert but the catch is it's a J-Pop rock Concert in Fischl's anime convention 4. Night club with Heizou Night club. What would I talk about with Diluc anyways, wine and mora? 5. Dehya 6. Samachurl - I can just wipe it out anyways lol 7. Alhaitham 8. Fist fight with Eula

This would be hilarious to do at a con honestly especially at a genshin shoot 🤣

aYo- i’ve been looking forward to your vids! i’m happy i’m so early lmao!

going to prom with a ruin guard sounds so fcking amazing dude

1. I’M SPENDING JAILTIME WITH ITTO. Mostly because he has an awesome sense of humour 2. I’ll ask out a ruin guard for the chaotic vibes 3. I would LOVE TO go to a concert with Yunjin and Xinyan, but I’ll probably get overstimulated real fast so Fishcl 4. Bumpin night club with Heizou. Need I say more? 5. Would rather have Cyno as a bodyguard because I could probably make jokes with him 6. Get stabbed in the thigh. I hate those mfs 7. Have YELAN AS MY PARTNER. She is so fine AAAAAAA 8. Pizza Hut with Collei because she seems like the type to enjoy pizza 9. Get into a fistfight with Eula again. Need I say more? It’s Eula

My choices: 1) Jail cell with Itto. I could NEVER have the amount of patience required to withstand a 3-day lecture, no matter how hot Zhongli is. Also Itto and I would absolutely be jamming playing games/pranks in the jail cell. 😤 2) NO I CAN'T HIT THE ARANARA NOOOOOOOOOO, ruin guard it is (also I was thinking what you said about him holding me in his hand 😌). 3) I honestly don't know. I've never been to an anime convention, like .57% leaning towards that rock concert because of the fire >:D 4) Oh God I'd feel so awkward in a fancy restaurant with someone that proper and stuff. Definitely the club with Heizou. 5) Okay hear me out but I like Cyno's jokes, also I wanna hear him yell, "THROUGH ME JUSTICE IS SERVED!!!" 6) I REALLY don't want a stab wound through my leg, so the Samachurl it is. I'd get to make friends with the Hilichurls, which sounds super neat :D 7) Tbh I think Kaeya and Yelan would be too smooth-talking and clever, I'd feel so uncomfortable and useless paired up with them because of how oblivious I am LMAO. Alhaitham sounds like the best choice amongst them, though if I weren't so uncomfortable around the smooth-talking-and-clever attitude I'd definitely go with Yelan. 8) Collei is good but I wanna mess around with Scaramouche, Idk I feel like I'd annoy him in a stupid way a lot which just sounds really funny to me XD 9) I REALLY don't wanna die to Eula's fists, Ei's cooking it is 😔

them: diluc captions: *d-look*

1. Um...how long are Zhongli's lectures? If only 2 hours a day, then sure. If they're all day, then jail with Itto. I get bored easily if I'm made to sit still too long without discussion. 2. Prom date with the robot. 3. Amy wouldn't disrespect the staff, I'm sure... She's a sweetie. I think I'd go to a con with her. The concert would be fun too though, it's a tough choice. 4. Diluc dinner date vs Heizou night club is tough... I love them both, but with Diluc I can get away with not ordering alcohol and it being accepted. (I dislike drinking in public more than I dislike eating out 😅 ) 5. Dehya, because I want her to pick me up. 6. I'll take the thigh stab. 7. Alhaitham, but I'd be distracted by his muscles so RIP to our success rate as a duo xD 8. Pizza Hut with Collei, then we can see Amber and Eula. 9. I'll try Ei's cooking because I'm curious and don't value my life. My health's a wreck already anyway.

*Them looking up rule 34 mitachirl* Also them: *Emotional Damage*

Scara would be a total Karen at a fast food joint, can you fucking imagine them getting his order wrong? there would be a scene, lol.

1. Going to Zhongli's lecture bc I'd get to listen to his voice and bc I can't do jail. 2. I'm punching the Aranara. Taking the ruin guard to prom doesn't appeal to me, it just sounds kinda boring tbh plus the ruin guard can't even talk so it's not like you can have a conversation. 3. Anime convention with Fischl. As much as I like Yun jin and Xinyan I'm not into rock music. I'd enjoy going to an anime convention way more, especially since I've never been to one. 4. Heizou all the way. He would be super fun to hang with at a night club. I don't dislike the idea of having dinner with Diluc but he'd probably act all serious yk whereas Heizou would just be pretty lighthearted and fun to hang with. 5. I love Dehya but I'm going with Cyno as my bodyguard. Simply bc ppl tend to be more afraid of him so he'd be able to keep a lot of bad ppl away just with his reputation alone. Plus I wouldn't mind hearing his bad dad jokes. 😂 6. Instantly stabbing myself. That's it. 7. Either Kaeya or Alhaitham. Probably Kaeya though because I'm a huge simp for him. And it'd be more fun to have him as a buddy cop than Alhaitham I think. 8. I'm taking my beloved to Burger King. I'll go anywhere with Scara

As the Cyno in my friend group, it's okay, Cyno. I think you're funny. They are just jealous. 😭😂

Billy the Ruin Guard needs to be in the next Genshin Hunger Games

this is legit man!!!

There are two things I never thought I would look up thanks to this video, and I hate to say it... but I don't completely regret it...

for the first one, IM GETTING HANDCUFFED IN A JAIL CELL I NEED TO BE IN JAIL WITH ITTO CUZ THE THINGS I WOULD DO TO HIM GOD DAYUM.

7:08 I understood that more than I think I should’ve

Interesting My choices would be 1. Listen to Zhongli talk about the geology of rocks for hours. I love Itto but i am a nerd 2. I am definitely going to prom with the ruin guard with the theme of Vengence 3. I like Heizou but i am taking Captain Pyro 4. I will never hurt any Aranara... 5. Cyno. I love trading card games. We will either vibe or hate each other 6. Kaeya. As *ahem* as Al Haitham is, I need to see more of his one on one time with the traveler. We have seen many aspects of both Dehya and Kaeya 7. I will get both meals for Collei and The Wanderer. I will also leave Scara in a room alone with Ei armed with a pair of slippers and give Kazuha tickets to the show.

bruh i would go on a date with diluc in a HEARTBEAT i LOVE this man

The Heizou Diluc one really tripped me up because I feel like Diluc would just watch you eat and not talk unless you say something…But would the food be good? Or is it weird rich people food? On the other hand clubs are very loud and i literally can’t dance at all so i think i would just get dragged around the club but Heizou🤣 but I’ll go with Heizou now that i think about it

I love that in almost all of them they chose the option that I didn't choose lol

When I tell you I RAN to youtube once i got the notification

1: Lecture with Zhongli because Zhongli has nice voice, is super knowledgeable, I like history and game lore and rooming with Itto would be too tiring after like two hours. 2: Yeah... I'm not bringing a war machine to prom... I will lightly punch an Aranara. Give 'em a friendly jab on the shoulder you know? 3: Rock concert. I can't stand Fischl when she's in character (which is basically all the time.) 4: While nice dinner is probably more my speed, I think Heizou would be way more fun and he'll punch out anyone who bothers you so what's the downside? 5: I love Cyno but I feel like our conversations would be really awkward. Dehya is hella cool too. 6: Just stab me. 7: I feel like I'd have the best buddy cop chemistry with Kaeya. In a good-cop bad-cop scenario I am definitely bad cop and the straight laced one so Kaeya. 9: Pizzahut Collei, she won't judge me. Scara will and I just can't. 10: Fight me EULA! I'm not going out by food poisoning. If I die, I die like a warrior!

Taking a Ruin Guard to prom sounds like a dream come true. I hated school, most kids hated me for no reason. But we all had to participate for some group dance, so I was there and hated it. If I had a Ruin Guard partner... I would have turned up in a dress fit for a villain. Switcned the music to Pity Party by Melanie Martinez to fit the mood and let the ruin guard do what they do best.😈🔥

1. Zhongli's lecture. I love listening to his voice and, unlike a lot of people, I'm genuinely interested in a lot of the things Zhongli talks about. 2. Definitely the Ruin Guard. I would never harm a cute creature, and I see no downside to the Ruin Guard scenario. 3. I'd go with Fischl. Concerts are really, REALLY not my thing (especially because I have sensitive ears), and I think even considering her quirks, Fischl would be genuinely fun to hang out with, personally. 4. Dinner with Diluc. Once again, I'm not a partying kind of person, and I don't find Heizou to be all that interesting. Diluc, on the other hand, is, uh... VERY interesting. 👀 5. Cyno. As much as I would enjoy Dehya's company, I personally would probably prefer my relationship with my bodyguard to be a little more cold and professional. Also, while both of them are very smart people, I think I prefer Cyno's brand of deductive reasoning. 6. The Samachurl, for sure. Ain't no way I'm getting stabbed, and I'm weird enough to be fine with the arrangement in the other scenario. 7. Yelan is my choice. When I saw her hairstyle, outfit, and color scheme for the first time, I was like "Did they just put my dream self in the game?", and in terms of her personality, I feel like my ideas and humor would gel with her the most out of the three. Also, Kaeya and Alhaitham each annoy me in their own ways. 8. Pizza Hut with Collei. I don't like Burger King, and while Scaramouche would be interesting to talk philosophy with, I don't mind listening to Collei ramble about things she likes. 9. Fistfight with Eula. I'm an extremely picky person when it comes to food, partly because I'm particularly sensitive to texture and mouth feel, and if someone's not great at cooking, the mouth feel of their food is probably the first thing to take a hit. As for why I'd go with fighting Eula instead of this, well, she would definitely win, and it wouldn't take long. It would probably be just a few quick strikes and I'd be down. (Update: I paused to make my decision, then watched, and you guys took the "Either option would kill me" direction, which definitely wasn't my first thought lmao) And that's the last one. Fun video! It allows for viewer participation, and is also a fun one to hear your opinions. Makes for both interesting content and an interesting comment section.

I just found out about your channel and I'm loving it, also I'm laughing my ass off, you sound like the kind of friends I'd have (simp friends, always) 😈

ok but for the first one i’m a lore hound and liyue’s history is SO muddled and whack so if i could take notes on a firsthand account if it i would take that opportunity in a heartbeat

So, on the last one. Yeah, basically choosing how you die. Will eula use her things though? I think I'd be fine going out if it was with my head between eulas things.

the ruin guard is attempting to dance when you fight him, why else do you think he twirls ( spinny attack)

Who's to say I wouldn't take a ruin guard to prom in the first place??

0:13 I saw this video some weeks ago and looked for this same image and... I think I found it

Arrested with Itto for suree, at least it’s be an experience 😭

I’ll spend the weekend in jail with Itto. Just because I’ve been stuck with him in cave before and I know he’s a sugar daddy at heart. I’ll probably go to that concert with the Liyue girls just cuz I haven’t been to one in years. Dinner date with Diluc. I hate night clubs. Cyno shall protect the temple that is my body. Also because I’d find his sense of humor too endearing to be annoying. YAELAN. NO CONTEST. If Collei wants Pizza Hut. SHE GETS PIZZA HUT! My boomerang girl is a freaking princess, end of discussion! Eula… It’s time for a Death Battle.

1. Lecture by Zhongli because I love his voice (duh) 2. Ask a ruin guard to prom, I would never injure a lil Aranara 3. Anime convention with Fischl, I don't watch anime but I hate concerts. 4. Go to a night club with Heizou, I hate Diluc 5. Dehya. Cyno is ugly 🥲🥲 (just my personal opinion) 6. I... I'll marry a samachurl I guess 7. Yelan 8. Pizza Hut with Collei, I think I'd be very awkward around Scaramouche. 9. Eat Ei's food

Would take Collei for her to see pizza hut Amber event. It be so cute to see.