Chris (Oney) made a video playing SS13 here: kzread.info/dash/bejne/goKJtpaMocWulMY.html

@sourcherrycrunch

5 жыл бұрын

PNUT

Holy shit I remember while learning chemist I realized you could straight up make LSD so I spiked all the food the chef laid out. In less than five minutes there were a dozen people freaking out and attacking each other and the fucking chef got pinned for the crime lmao

@connor48880

Жыл бұрын

LEGEND

@islandboy9381

8 ай бұрын

This story alone makes this game million times better then popular shit like Among Us, but maybe it's better it remains a niche for all this creativity.

@rompevuevitos222

4 күн бұрын

@@islandboy9381 They are literally nothing alike outside of the theming of being in space.

On the sever I play on having a swedish accent is considered a disability

@sebastiancool22

5 жыл бұрын

Almost every sv had swedish accent as a disability

@tfairfield42

5 жыл бұрын

Good ol goon

@premsqueehoomstock4451

4 жыл бұрын

Thats how it works in real life too.

@hartbeet4138

4 жыл бұрын

Well they can't understand you with all those IKEA meatballs in your mouth.

@02ovlis57

4 жыл бұрын

@@hartbeet4138 Or pitepalt.

I love that Swain explains everything like it's a TED Talk

"Don't be a dick" has to be the most widely-ignored and selectively-enforced law in human history.

Ss13 only comes up in stories about magnificent feats of fuckery, yet most servers are purely anti fun.

@arkan5000

4 жыл бұрын

you can fuck your crew mates whitin the rules, you just can't do it every single time and for no reason. What people like you call fun, others call grief, because you are having fun at the expense of others.

@nomorenames7323

3 жыл бұрын

Tsar Alexander II Sounds kinda autistic to care so much that you get upset that someone shat on the floor.

@cattibingo

3 жыл бұрын

@@nomorenames7323 big auts

@2yoyoyo1Unplugged

3 жыл бұрын

@joe avenetti Also why like any of the Hololive girls playing GTAV or Miko playing Online is so good.

@normalhuman1679

2 жыл бұрын

I mean there are some safe ways to grief like leaving floor pills

SS13 could train killers better than literally any FPS ever made

@JeffarryLounder

Жыл бұрын

In SS13, if you are not robust you make it up by pre-planning and intelligently thinking how you're going to carry the attack/ procedure out. As someone who consistently is forced to play in high ping servers because I'm Australian, having to deal with lag in every action I do and losing most fights because of it, it's my go-to approach for taking someone out. Like "leave a banana peel at his only escape route so if he escapes, he slips and I can catch up to him to finish the job" and stuff like that. I really like how creatively it makes you think.

Peak role-playing; playing the Head of Personnel and making EVERYONE sign papers and ask for permission before you give them any access changes, tattling to Centralcommand, and watching greyshirts and clowns writhe in impotent rage as they either try to bribe you or break into your office to get to the ID console.

@FelipeJaquez

5 жыл бұрын

They could always tell pewdiepie to make a video on SS13 to break it forever

@bfnvalley

5 жыл бұрын

Felipe Jaquez Pewdiepie gets around 3 million consistent views per video. If even 1 percent of that went and tried the game it would be weeks before it was playable again.

@FelipeJaquez

5 жыл бұрын

Then I can blackmail the whole community

@Tunkkis

4 жыл бұрын

Ah, the wonders of bureaucracy.

@ahemhimynameis

Жыл бұрын

@@bfnvalley ssethical has maybe a million subs and when he made a ss13 video he crashes the servers for a week. Pewdiepie would brick the servers permanently

The ss13 community hated oney for that video, called the people who showed up because of it "the oneytide" because all notable servers were flooded with people who didn't understand the game until he created fulpstation with the namesake

@Dover939

6 жыл бұрын

i was a part of the oneytide

@JackindaSack

6 жыл бұрын

this is true, I can confirm

@ValosarX

6 жыл бұрын

That video was the second video I saw about SS13 and it convinced me to play. The first was a review of the game in general. I haven't been a dick though I think people generally like me though I'm a bit clueless. I have been fucking stabbed in the eye by a screw driver though and now I know why! I did janitor troll during a nuke ops round though by cleaning the floors outside the bar. So many fucking people fell down but hey I put down the signs! They were trying to set up defenses and kept falling dropping tools and shit lmao

@mikekazz5353

6 жыл бұрын

Chris has released a funny plague, on ss13 and it's kinda good thing I didn't know you can become a clown, it make me want a good PC plus steam fighting games.

@stoovan3867

6 жыл бұрын

I been through the whole incident. And I never heard anything about Oney hosting fulpstation. As I can remember, we made his own server out of the /tg/ source

The janitor is great. It's actually really chill.

My favorite round of SS13 ever was when I played as a Lawyer and the traitors bribed me into rewriting the AI into allowing people to die as legal. I also put in a clause that the AI could only be rewritten by me. Any time one of them got arrested by Security I'd bail them out based on the laws I had written.

"We go around stabbing people in the eye with screw drivers", that's what I do on a daily basis

@ValosarX

6 жыл бұрын

Rorschach * that explains why I was stabbed in the eye by a random civilian the other day. Somehow I'm the one they fingered for being crazy though because I defended myself with a kitchen knife.

You can't convince me this story isn't directly responsible for Among Us

@randomguyontheinternet7940

3 жыл бұрын

I'd love if they added more systems to just completely fuck people over in that game. Greifing in that would be so fun considering a big audience of it is like 10 year olds

@deadliestvice5356

3 жыл бұрын

Am0giS

im so shit at this game I just have my own empty server where i just practice doing the roles

I love this story. I listen to it every year.

As unintuitive and clunky as the hand controls are in SS13, it makes working them out it really exciting. I remember how accomplishing it felt when I managed to figure out how to get the doughnuts out of a doughnut box, after carrying it around for about an hour.

@tempota7792

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, the learning curve is a fractal mess, but that's what makes surmounting it feels so good. But, they could have easily just allowed you to keybind LHand and RHand to some keys ffs. There already are hotkeys for so many general actions. Not having bindable L/RHand keys for instant switching or access isat least 50% of what makes this game so gd clunky. Then if we start talking about the Colonial Marine servers where you actually have to survive against Aliens, trying to do split second actions w this control scheme, lmao, yeah, mastering it does legitimately make you a pro at this. I suppose in that way, it's not that much different from Shroud snap shotting someone in CS:GO then, is it?

I hope I haven't told this story, but around the time oney released the space station 13 video on oneyplays I had downloaded it and joined a random server which had Clown as a job. Naturally I chose that role and ran around pissing everyone off. The best thing about that class is the banana peel. You can put two down in the mail hallway and people cant step on it without falling down. I fucking cried. They ended up throwing me in an air lock and spitting me out into space

CAPTAIN IS A COMDOM

@Frostisatrap

6 жыл бұрын

indeed

Admin: why are you killing people me: I’m new

@richymartin4666

4 жыл бұрын

Because it's funni

@greenfire575

Жыл бұрын

omg the hammer hi

I remember my first time playing I did not know how to drop items, so I threw them instead. I was the bartender so did not help at all. The head of personel walk in and just as he did that I acidentaly threw it in his face. I got gunned down and next second I am a robot assistant. 30 min later I start to hear some screaming and it was my own dead body. I got the message "Return to your body" (Something like that) so I tried to kill myself to return to my own body. However I can't hurt myself so I went into space then remembered I am a robot and can't die of oxygen deprovation. Then I get messaged by an admin and he ask why am I in space? Then I am so smart and reply with "My body was screaming so I had to kill myself to enter it because the message would not go away" *Perm Ban* Remember it was my first time so I did not realise I could leave the body any time.

@Fiddlewinks

6 жыл бұрын

This comment has a special place in my heart.

@bungholio1586

5 жыл бұрын

I just play as a clown because that’s the only thing I can do properly. That or a janitor

@RagdollWraith

4 жыл бұрын

i know this comment is a year old but "30 min later i start to hear some screaming and it was my own dead body." is the most fucking terrifying sentence i've ever read in a youtube comment section i swear to god

@nicklewis470

4 жыл бұрын

I wanted to start playing but from what I'm reading the community is pretty toxic

@JeffarryLounder

4 жыл бұрын

I hate perma-banning admins. They have no sympathy at all and are willing to just permanently eject you.

My favorite time was making a trio of Clowns fully decked HONK mechs, only to get EMP bombed by admins.

Came from Oneys new video on this. Hilarious.

It sounds way too easy to get banned

@crownguard2445

5 жыл бұрын

All you need to do is break one server rule to get banned and some servers don't ban your accounts, they IP ban you so you cannot enter those servers with your current computer. I got banned for not wanting to roleplay in a server because honestly fucking with other people is ten times more fun than playing the actual game. I will gladly play the game to get banned again, its just way too damn fun to fuck with people.

@tomjensen2572

5 жыл бұрын

Not really, follow the rules, don't grief and you'll be golden. These guys were just being massive shitters and killing people while they're supposed to be civilians. You're only supposed to kill people if you're one of the specific antagonist roles such as traitor.

@Polaf3456

5 жыл бұрын

Genuine fun is strictly prohibited.

@trashandchaos

5 жыл бұрын

I've gotten away with a lot of retarded shit just because it was funny enough to justify not banning me.

@a.f.718

5 жыл бұрын

On low pop chan stations, you can shitpost pretty hard

watching an 8 year old podcast clip about a game that was released 20 years ago. time is an enigma - aeristottle

"Recent resurgence" More like Resurged 8 years ago and has been stayed super active

@JeremyMcElhone

6 жыл бұрын

!vg hipster alert!

@Nildread

4 жыл бұрын

I used to play byond back when the only games were the tower defense type game, all the resident evil zombie clones, the Dragonball z bleach and Naruto clones, and that one game where there was a murderer in a highschool?

@mylesthompson4485

4 жыл бұрын

@@Nildread misuterii high school!

Swain needs to be on oneyplays

Hold on he mentioned DingDong in this episode, I always assumed he just went by his old username (CousinSkeeter) til he started apoearing on OneyPlays.

Thanks for posting this, it's great.

Whats with these guys and stabbing people in the eyes with screwdrivers

If I wasn't a shy fool I would play this

@arkan5000

4 жыл бұрын

It's the perfect game, it requires 0 social skills, its part of the reason of what makes it special, you have to rely on people who could just be either giant spergs or the biggest killers in space.

@elronman

4 жыл бұрын

Play a mime

The only game I recall griefing in was Starsiege. When someone was missile spamming or obviously hacking I'd hop into a Disruptor. It's an absolute piece of junk but it has a weapon that slows others to the point of freezing. It also did a tiny amount of damage, so I would lay into people and slowly turn all their components red, which could take minutes.

Swain is the best at telling stories

Hey hey people.

@rks-hd8tg

4 жыл бұрын

Sseth here

@KohakuShowtime

4 жыл бұрын

@@rks-hd8tg Today, I'll be covering a very niche, very infamous, and very autistic game.

Reminds me of dwarf fortress

@dulguunmurunbarsbold210

5 жыл бұрын

But you are the dwarfs, basically

@aztro.99

3 жыл бұрын

yeah i love these type of “high gameplay, low graphics” games

@pentelegomenon1175

3 жыл бұрын

​@@aztro.99 I like that, that should be the name of a genre, "high gameplay low graphics." Or change it to spell something, like "high ambition low fidelity" (HALF).

I just realized its Swain not Schwayne

HAHA SS13 BBY welcome to the greytide

Earliest mention of Skeeter (Ding Dong)?

@FakeDelinquent

6 жыл бұрын

Noobis I thought his name was Mason??

@Pleasestoptalkingthanks

6 жыл бұрын

StillNotKelsey That’s his alias: ding dong is the closest human syllables we can get to his home world name.

@chimplar

6 жыл бұрын

his actual name is mason but his old screen name is skeeter afaik. hes in the old genesis second life videos

@jathomar

6 жыл бұрын

mysterytaco lmao source on his actual name?

@chimplar

6 жыл бұрын

it was some oneyplays episode. they were playing banjo kazooie or some rareware game like that and julian said something along the lines of "mason you gotta-" and ding dong screamed "DONT SAY MY NAME!!!"

I was making explosives and the detonator I used was set to the base radio channel and accidentally deleted the medbay cause some dumbass made explosives with the chemical medbay

Why does Swain sound like Ben Shapiro if Ben actually hit puberty

@roachdoggjr1940

Жыл бұрын

When are you going to hit puberty?

"ROGUE SECURITY!"

that was a journey holy shit-

Fuckin' glorious

This comment section has now been ruined by recency bias.

THE CLOWNS. EVERYWHERE.

I got banned from tg permanently because a friend over discord convinced me we were both traitors while we were playing stoned out of our minds, so I threw a potassium grenade into the escape shuttle. Fuck you Steve

wish i could play space station 13 ;-;

@ilovesmosh2012

5 жыл бұрын

Check Boat Bombers videos.

@Glumbus1

5 жыл бұрын

i watch him but i mean 200-1000 ping is not desirable

@tanegram

4 жыл бұрын

i wish byond supported mac

@Wafflyy

4 жыл бұрын

😔

BOINK

@captaincancer7786

6 жыл бұрын

*bwoink

Hoolius, please. Not like this, Hoolius. Not again.

where is the screencap?

@ANKERZZz

6 жыл бұрын

Hamman Thank you!

@connor48880

3 жыл бұрын

No it’s gone

Who has that beautiful voice wtf

@leeuum764

6 жыл бұрын

i think you're referring to BIG UGLY SWAIN

@JT-ho6rp

6 жыл бұрын

Swain, an old user on newgrounds.

@julissawelchez

5 жыл бұрын

Leave you fucking furry bitch you dont deserve to play ss13

@crysanthiumvega

5 жыл бұрын

@@julissawelchez xD fucking ROASTED bro

@Wafflyy

4 жыл бұрын

@@julissawelchez epic

Everyone knows that if you want to fuck things up you play chemist.

trying to get into SS13 attempt 4 I spawned in midgame as a syndicate bioweapons chemist I fucked around for a bit trying to get the hang of the chemistry got caught by sec He let me go because I was new A space monster came in and killed everyone in the base I got my consciousness put into a pAI tablet then I was abandoned in a locked room I was let out of the room and put into a fire extinguisher by a roboticist Henceforth I was Extinguisherbot, and my purpose was to put out fires and educate the youths on fire safety I ran into that space monster and he was observing wheelchair races and giving piggy back rides while I was on my first real job, someone pulled me out of my extinguisher and spaced me I was pulled back in by a samaritin with magboots without purpose yet again, I was spending some time in the chapel I saw the space monster that killed me the first time walking across the outside of the station pulling a wheeled vehicle behind him 10/10 game

@ryanotte6737

2 жыл бұрын

I think my relationship with this game is that I like the stories that it produces. 🤣

I was once clown on fulp station and the other clown made convere belts in main hall going the opposite direction you would want to go and I water vapored the hall and he’a like what have you done

Wow, I had no idea these nerds hung out on BYOND games.

does he still have that screenshot? The thumbnail isn't a screencap.

too many greytide !

Ay is this an official sleepy cabin acc or a fan acc

@JeremyMcElhone

6 жыл бұрын

Yea

There was one really good Dragonball Byond game. I feel like oney would be able to get into Dragon Universe.

"Diabolical tools" hah. Someone hasn't played a botanist at all, what with making super-potent weed and super-potent bananas that leave people on the floor for fifteen seconds instead of eight measily ones. I like how you say that you know the rules, but Chris is still IPB& from all the servers but one for griefing people. The best part is faking being naive and helping out a traitor completing their objectives instead, like that time I was a chemist and made two napalm grenades for a chaplain who wanted to "purge the mutants" and instead used said napalm (as well as a few oxygen+plasma IEDs) to blow up engineering and set the singularity loose, killing absolutely everyone (except for us two and a couple of miners: we went on an extended vacation on the mining checkpoint) Another thing that is funny is when you try to kill someone in plain sight, then security gets you and imprisons you immediately after, the killed person is just going to be cloned and brought back immediately after: it's much simpler than, say, curing radiation poisoning.

This game sounds like the precursor to am*gus

Space station 13, the ORIGINAL AMONG US

@pentelegomenon1175

3 жыл бұрын

Strangely people get defensive about that, even though the similarities between the two games are obvious.

@besdonshala1409

3 жыл бұрын

@@pentelegomenon1175 Aming Us is most likely NOT inspired by ss13, ss13 has Lways heen niche and the chances that the devs have heard about it are very low, among us is inspired by Mafia and Werewolf, the party games, and the among us imposter (like the changeling), is obviously inspired by John Carpenters "The Thing"

@pentelegomenon1175

3 жыл бұрын

@@besdonshala1409 SS13 is not well known by people who play games, but it is well known by people who make games.

the original among us

Amongus o:

These casuals, not knowing the glory that is text based command games, before space station 13

@creeperhunterD

2 жыл бұрын

They literally played one bruh

Now I want to play it! Who want to play with me???

@katlicks

6 жыл бұрын

Don't play if you're just going to be a griefer. Read the wiki of the station you're going to play, make an effort to be a good player, and only antag when you're an antag. nanotrasen.se/wiki/index.php/Main_Page This station is rather good. for beginners.

@katlicks

6 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah, and the admin and mentors are friendly, if you have questions you can ask them for help. It's a complex game, so you'll need to use the wiki even when you "get good" Although the most important rule Don't 'IC in OOC (and avoid OOC in IC)

@ironraccoon3536

6 жыл бұрын

wiki.ss13.co/Main_Page Another good one.

@Connor-dl4hq

2 жыл бұрын

It’s been 4 years but fuck the other guy replying to you, be a surgeon, knock someone unconscious, fill their insides with C4, and have it sound activated

Theres too many fuckin rules

how the fuck is among us popular than this? space station seems way more fun

@war2theren227

2 жыл бұрын

Because Among Us is easily accessible and more user friendly. I doubt a bunch of kids would have as much as fun in SS13

@ultranumb21

2 жыл бұрын

@@war2theren227 that and no one streams SS

@mesotolioma5089

2 жыл бұрын

You need more autism to play ss13

Maybe I’m not getting how this game really plays but From the video I saw it looks like you should be allowed to do whatever you want and it shouldn’t be a problem Like oh no you killed a bunch of people? You caused chaos? Fair game, someone should have stopped you, everyone on the server should have been playing assuming this would happen Like legitimately tell me if I’m just a drooling idiot and don’t get the game

@arkan5000

4 жыл бұрын

you can't really have assumptions based on irl factors, in the server i play you can only cause chaos if you have a legit in game reason, like if you are an antagonist or your character has brain problems, you can sometimes talk your way out of a troll moment, but you can't just hop in the station as lets say "security" and just start blasting people. Admins will just ban you.

@elronman

4 жыл бұрын

Youre supppsed to roleplay as the character you choose.

@pentelegomenon1175

3 жыл бұрын

Basically the game works like a ship simulator, where everyone on the crew has to do their job or things will stop working. So if everyone just griefs instead of doing their job, nothing will work at all. All food and water poisoned, no power or life support systems, everyone's equipment stolen immediately, security just killing people at random, etc..

Among Us

Lol maybe this is cringe, but it sounds like these guys would have a blast playing Among Us together. I'd watch the hell out of that

@ChocolateYoshi

3 жыл бұрын

from someone who hasn't played either, what they describe here sounds like among us but muuuuch more autistic and deep

@nikkovalidor4890

3 жыл бұрын

bro amogus bro amogus bottom text

@66LordLoss66

2 жыл бұрын

I think Among Us is too basic and formulated to really grief or troll in the way you can with SS13.

Among Us is basically this, no? Much less complicated, though.

@aubreyskipper9642

3 жыл бұрын

among us but there are servers dedicated to having sex with xenomorphs in maid outfits. jk its more rather keeping your space station alive and throwing people into space. the only problem (or not if youre a masochist like me) is that players can be an unintentional disaster to the space station. you could be trying to summon a demon just for a janitor to find you and clean the floor so that whoever tries to catch him ends up slipping on the wet floor and are in a cooldown state for like, a fucking minute

@Frank451Martin

3 жыл бұрын

Not exactly, the antagonist, crew roles are very extremely diverse depending on what server you are on and the players' general lack of competence in which someone might accidentally killing themselves or blowing up a quarter of the station.

It’s like... if there is a server with rules that everyone else is following and having fun with, why would you intentionally try and ruin that for them. This was somewhat funny, but this feels like walking into a chess tournament and flipping over all the tables and laughing at the pissed off players. And also filming it and showing it to friends, causing them to bust in on various other tournaments and ruining them too, ruining the game for all the other players who genuinely just want to play.

@secretname2670

4 жыл бұрын

the security is there for a reason also badmins also experienced players also tators also lack of knowledge of the ss13 for the newguys basically if you wont stop them , they will do the worst shit. Just look at what is going on in america, when people accuse police of police brutality so they can't do anything back

@wretchedheaded7

3 жыл бұрын

God, you’re just no fun

@creeperhunterD

2 жыл бұрын

You seem like the type of person to follow all the traffic laws in GTA

@tempota7792

Жыл бұрын

@@creeperhunterD as funny as that challenge is... GTA is all about wanton violence and psychopathy, ofc being a shitter is allowed. That's the point. SS13 has roles and rules. A majority of the roles aren't for combat. Having some rando who's just there to get off for his own amusement to the detriment of everyone else, is there even a need to argue against that? Not to mention, server rules are server rules. The fuck is keeping any of you from making your own shitterstation? Oh wait, isn't that what Fulpstation was for? Last I heard it turned into these dreaded nofunstations. Funny how even shitters eventually can't bear to sleep next to neverending overflowing toilets.

@mesotolioma5089

Жыл бұрын

"Everyone else is following" fake, "and having fun with" even faker. Your concept of fun is sucking admin peepee.

Among us

reminds me of among us

THIS GAME COPEED AMON US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

@Frank451Martin

3 жыл бұрын

And it's still somehow running for 18 years.

Here i am waiting for a fucking gameplay video for 5 mins. There is no gameplay. Cool. So you spend time making up SS13 storys? fucking briliant

@lankykong798

2 жыл бұрын

Idk what the fuck your were so mad about 2 years ago, but I hope your not still upset

people hate mick huh...this guy is way more annoying and way less funny than mick...kind of the same vibe in some ways but with zero payoff

@maylabrown4584

4 ай бұрын

In what way??? He was rarely on the podcast.