3:40 "Hi, would you like to sharpen a pencil?"

@wildcamlmusic

Жыл бұрын

Zach planted the seed in Cory’s mind years ago

@Nate-ll4do

Жыл бұрын

IT'S DOOOOOONE

"I only remember how to count to five" But you counted to six.

@XxWargrinderxX

6 жыл бұрын

He remembered so little of Spanish that he thought "cinco-seis" was five

@seantheguy1391

4 жыл бұрын

XxWargrinderxX that’s even funnier

@HumansFreshlyBorn

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly he forgot

@JackPorter

4 жыл бұрын

Well, then it's useful! Six is basically adding 20% to his entire Spanish language! (100÷5)×6=120%

My favorite part is Zach remembering everything wrong about that picture.

Chris: "I can't even remmeber a word of it" *proceeds to ask how to go to the bathroom ✨flawlessly✨*

@tahutoa

Жыл бұрын

the "get out of this stupid class" phrase barely counts. I betcha he doesn't remember which parts mean what.

@moonbug7252

Жыл бұрын

@@tahutoa yeah I know, like I remmeber how to ask to take off my jacket in Spanish. God knows I can't speak anything else

@DistractedGlobeGuy

Жыл бұрын

_"Good day, sir-would you like to sharpen a pencil?"_

I wanted to see if I could find the story of the mom mummifying her disabled kid, and found an article about a Russian dude who robbed the graves of little girls and dressed them up as dolls. Thanks, Sleepycast!

@shoeshiner9314

3 жыл бұрын

I remember hearing about that story last year of the woman who kept her dead baby around in my English class. i was so fuckin confused.

@mesotolioma5089

4 ай бұрын

Did he put them one inside the other like those Russians dolls?

"I only know two German words" clever af

Corey "The Toolman" Tailor would be his wrestling name. No joke it fits so well.

@Chibblechabble

3 жыл бұрын

He should star in a show called House Upgrade or something like that

@thundercockjackson

2 жыл бұрын

but the tools are only saws and ones that double as murder implements

@ForYourHealth744

4 ай бұрын

But his last name is Borealis

@CadetGen

2 ай бұрын

@@ForYourHealth744 "alright kids and seniors, today ima show you how how to fix the borealis RGB lights up north with only a saw, a set of Christmas lights, and some Elmer's glue!"

I just found Sleepycast and had no idea it ended. I found TwoBestFriends play and it ended shortly after. I found GameGrumps and JonTron left within like a month. Fuck man.

@Nate-ll4do

2 жыл бұрын

You're ruining good things

@orangejoe2147

2 жыл бұрын

At least there’s oneyplays

@bflorida3

10 ай бұрын

Did you start watching supermega recently by any chance?

@eleckson

10 ай бұрын

@@bflorida3 I did not. Iol

I love how funny Cory found the idea of a houseplant in a wheelchair.

I like to imagine 20 years from now, their children are watching this.

@kruel6645

4 жыл бұрын

Damian Rice they won’t have kids

@user-xq7vl4gs3x

3 жыл бұрын

@@kruel6645 :(

@Rodrigo-xd6wl

2 жыл бұрын

And they all have down syndrome

@ABRBD

2 жыл бұрын

@@Rodrigo-xd6wl and autism

“Listen, this kid is a meme-spewing idiot from the future!” made me laugh so hard I was tearing up, and they just pass right over it.

The 3 dislikes are probably people who can't pour a glass of milk themselves

@ronaldmcnugs

7 жыл бұрын

Not Myrealname probably some downys who couldn't tell the difference between like or dislike

@xXRickTrolledXx

5 жыл бұрын

@@ronaldmcnugs A man of culture, I see?

@kingkane

3 жыл бұрын

Apparently now 79 people can’t pour a glass of milk, this is becoming an epidemic

@3spoons366

2 жыл бұрын

Now [REDACTED] people can't pour milk themselves.

@TheHooliganHouse

2 жыл бұрын

What dislikes?

Cory's dad stories are largely the result of Cory being forced to do construction/handyman work by him. Still haunted by the night he told an entire Skype call the story of being locked in a rat infested shed by his dad.

@BalsamicJeebs

Жыл бұрын

yo is there video of him telling this story?

"when he comes out just act surprised"

I couldn’t stop cracking up at the cartel capture scenario with Zach.

Zach here becoming PsychicPeterson, telling me to clean my room

"There's a disability, and then there's a liability." - President Cory J. Beck Delamínguez

Apparently infomercial products are meant for people with disabilities, but are marketed for a general audience for potential profit

"ich habe schreiben" I have write

@DistractedGlobeGuy

Жыл бұрын

Tengo escribirse.

took spanish for 4 years, all i know how to say is "Help" and "Bacon is good"

@ChrisPBacon-xn9up

5 жыл бұрын

Agent Bill Wilson Tocino es bueno :)

@jesseking1403

5 жыл бұрын

Imagine hearing someone say that in public. "PLEASE HELP ME! I THINK STRIPS OF PORCINE BELLY IS DELICIOUS AND I REQUIRE ASSISTANCE!"

@loplop019

5 жыл бұрын

Bacon es muey bueno

@mockingladmockery3860

5 жыл бұрын

Which both sentences can be understood in English at 90 percent of the world population.

@mrlevinielsen

4 жыл бұрын

epic bacon

The craziest thing about this entire clip is Cory was the only one who actually remembered what the question was.

Hearing Zach saying he's gonna 'tread lightly' on any subject is such a bizarre thing me.

@Ryu1ify

Ай бұрын

Then two minutes later his tongue is lolling out and he's mumbling to roleplay as Jeff's down syndrome son

There's a church by my house that plays absurdly long songs on the bells at random times. I was getting really frustrated that I had my headphones in and could still hear the stupid church bells until about 6:40 when I finally took my headphones out to figure out wtf was going on and realized it was just the piano track in the background of this recording.

@zachanikwano

4 жыл бұрын

Bear Mcleod Y'all reminded me of my Muslim mom who would play prayers at ear splitting noises instead of using headphones like a decent person.

@fallenstudent1103

3 жыл бұрын

Based church near your house

@duncanproductions2k6

2 жыл бұрын

your story reminds me of the fact I live near a university. for some reason, they make the band play at like, midnight. so sometimes when I'm trying to sleep, I just hear random faint orchestral music.

3:59 deep oneyplays lore: zach saying here in another language ‘can i sharpen a pencil’ and cory later saying that same thing during the alien translator bit in sonic heroes play through, and they clown him for it

“You know how to take a piss in Irish?!” - Zach

oh, they're longer now. Thanks

It truly is ridiculous that public school doesn't teach you how to do your taxes, baffles me.

@malikoniousjoe

9 ай бұрын

Gotta love lobbying so that they can invent a market that doesn’t need to exist. Other countries just ask for your tax money with a precise amount but we gotta keep Turbotax and H&R Block alive for no fucking reason besides they want money.

I love how no matter where you go, teachers that teach 2nd languages will always make you learn how to ask to go to the bathroom in their language. "Puedo ir al bano, por favor?" and some numbers are legit the only things I remember from Spanish class

@mub51

3 жыл бұрын

Never ever had to say puedo ir al bano because I would just leave teacher wouldn’t say nothing they didn’t want the smoke

chris would have had to learn irish even if he went to private school because in ireland you need to do irish to pass your leaving cert

@MrLackinator

5 жыл бұрын

Not if you have the auts

Zach counted to 6 and said he can only count to 5

How to evade taxes class

"a glorified cat", damn jeff

Where IS taxes class?

@alwaystired9611

5 жыл бұрын

JesterBomb the uk has one now but we get it once every month

@sinsoftheswamp8346

4 жыл бұрын

Accounting teacher got us certified to do taxes but wasnt in school circumcision

@ScatterBrainedYouBetterFollow

4 жыл бұрын

It WAS called Home Economics, but most schools fazed that out a few decades ago

@xeagaort

4 жыл бұрын

I think a lot of US kids just don’t pay attention in class because I *did* have a taxes class in public high school. I don’t know how to do taxes either, my gf does my taxes every year, all I’m saying is our education system does teach us we just don’t give a fuck when we’re in HS.

@Zaxamaphone

4 жыл бұрын

@@sinsoftheswamp8346 lol I should hope not

when they made the noises at 11:52 I have never laughed harder. Sometimes, simple humor is the best.

The problem with those genetic tests that determine if a fetus has a cognitive issue is that they're surprisingly inaccurate. Doctor told my mom there was a high chance I would be born with down syndrome. Turns out I didn't. This was pretty early into the pregnancy too.

@flyde6521

4 жыл бұрын

I doubt you'd have been tested. If your mother was older when she was pregnant then usually it gets brought up.

@yamilink03

4 жыл бұрын

@@flyde6521 no she was 17

@billy6044

Жыл бұрын

Have you considered that you do have it?

@yamilink03

Жыл бұрын

@@billy6044 no but your mom told me you're autistic

@lmaolol9357

4 ай бұрын

You were lucky

in this episode the boys talk about and advocate for eugenics

"Glorified cat" and "house plant

man we're going to need that Easter story with the brownos carrying Jesus' dead body

Oh my god I’m crying I just pissed myself at 11:52

@Jed.Blazer

3 жыл бұрын

Your a monster.

@Jed.Blazer

3 жыл бұрын

So am I, if not more, but still.

4:32 sans

12:33 have not laughed so hard as I did at that in a long ass time Zach's "You left me here" was the funniest shit

dude who killed gilbert gottfried starring johnny davinci is my favorite

@purplehatguy

2 жыл бұрын

Oof

@thundercockjackson

2 жыл бұрын

@@purplehatguy hahaaaaaa FUCK

That is the hardest I've ever heard Cory laugh, Jesus.

After 11 fucking years of Irish class all I can say is can I go to the bathroom and the word for sausage

@Nostalgia_OST

6 жыл бұрын

ispini

@ubermaster134

3 жыл бұрын

Same to me with french

The only thing I actually took away from this video was "Do your laundry on sundays"

I love how Jeffs German isnt even accurate, he literally said "I have writing"

Dang the government requires you to send your children to the equivalent of a full time job to be told only what the government wants them to hear and during that time they refuse to teach them skills that will help them avoid paying the government too much? I can’t believe taht

18:18 I'm crying!

THE MEXICAN CARTEL BIT NEEDS TO BE ANIMATED PLEASE

wait there is a best of sleepy cabin channel, so your just gonna reupload the whole thing. Best podcast ever.

"I have write" -Jeff

"johnny dicaprio" cory-isms sure are a hoot.

@youhaveayds8975

4 жыл бұрын

Now i have to go watch a trailer park boys rickyisms compilation fuck

thanks for uploading those videos fam!

I've taken Swedish classes for six years (mandatory in Finland) and "Excuse me, where is the metro?" is nearly most of the Swedish I know. And I only remember that because I read it in a comic strip. I can string together clumsy sentences on the fly, but not competently in the least.

I learned about water for 5 years in high school. Every fucking year I expected to learn something different but it was just WATER AND LAKES

8:50 My friend's Mom had a baby and the Doc said it would be autistic and recommend abortion but he came out fine.

@kingstonmrse4154

4 жыл бұрын

intothekey Damn. Autism is not even a bad disability

@cosmicXtropics

4 жыл бұрын

Unless the baby had like a severe malformation, otherwise why tf would a doctor r e c o m m e n d abortion? Then again I'm not a doctor. Years from now, abortion might be the norm even when the child is healthy with the population and housing crisis and sorts. But don't listen to me I'm not a scientist.

@ellabee4820

3 жыл бұрын

I have a friend who had the doctors recommend abortion for each of their siblings because they would be disabled. Each of them came out perfectly normal.

@smartfella7914

9 ай бұрын

@@cosmicXtropicsI’d say ur pretty right

@cosmicXtropics

9 ай бұрын

@@smartfella7914 holy fucking shit how did I predict the absolutely insane modern female brain 4 years ago? Such a random comment to make istg 💀

I definitely have the meme-gene.

i'm against the oppression of vegetable people

@FAPPERCRACKER

8 жыл бұрын

Yeah they taste so good.

@XxWargrinderxX

6 жыл бұрын

I prefer free-range vegetable people

@notanundesirable

6 жыл бұрын

Thank you pajama sam

@maxcheese382

4 жыл бұрын

What about the oppression of progerians

Fun fact in California as of 2018 if you make less than $1200 a year you don’t have to pay taxes but you are still entitled to a refund

8:00 he’s also holding the tightening bit that spins , she the little guys wrist is just gonna sprain.

sides went into orbit at *"Meme gene"*

@Bigboss1984V

3 жыл бұрын

The bit where jeff talks about a twin looking at his dead twin slays me.

I learned about taxes in highschool “Learned” It was a very poorly designed unit of an economics course, and the assessment was terrible

@big924

4 жыл бұрын

I just had to file my teachers taxes

Literally everyone in south Florida, myself included, speaks Spanish as a first language. At home, with friends, out on the town, literally nothing but Spanish. You’ll never guess what fucking language credit everyone gets before they graduate high school. I don’t think I ever even saw another language as an option. Just fucking Spanish for Spanish speakers. And none of us ever know where to put the tilde in any word.

They have those classes in college…. You have to be a business/accounting student if you're an accounting student you have to at least take Tax I and Tax II lol

Oh my GOD when 18:15 happened I pissed tears

I'm currently 31 & I still don't know how to do taxes!

was half asleep listening to this then i hear cory say "its a house plant" and my eyes shot open lol

Holy shit Zack narrating the baby's rolling, decapitated head fucking killed me.

Holy shit. Is that Clair De Luna in the background? This is the first time I noticed this!

Damn. Not the video to watch after my twins died just a few months ago.

Its funny the FIRST 5 SECONDS They were alreafy listing off shit i do and REALLY need to fix ☹

no yea schools are horrible at teaching languages

@ryqaelmiles8879

4 жыл бұрын

“No yea” I’m reading that to myself aloud and no yea

@carkindozin

4 жыл бұрын

Ryqael Miles no yea i agree with him though. In my spanish class i was more focused on getting every point on the rubric while working on my projects and homework than I spent actually practicing the material. American grading system is too easy to fail and everythings about the grade

Fuggin Zach telling me to clean my room... bout time to clean my room

19:05 - 19:50 KILLS ME

Ga i fynd i'r ty bach, os gwelwch yn dda?

@TheLargestProstateInTheWest

4 жыл бұрын

cthulhu-ass language

Most of the time you don't know until after we are born, and then it is too late to legally kill us :/

@slozuVAghrsseghdtergtdhsrg

4 жыл бұрын

It should be legal.

@DistractedGlobeGuy

Жыл бұрын

Not in Canada it isn't! Shit, for that matter, there are plenty of easy loopholes in the US and EU as well.

"They should teach how to do taxes in school" while i don't completely disagree, I feel like people that say that probably wouldn't pay attention in that class anyway.

@malikoniousjoe

9 ай бұрын

Chris and Cory absolutely wouldn’t pay attention. That said it should still be taught. No reason to gimp education for the entire population because a few people refuse to learn

Comparing a downy to a cat lmfao

Who else is watching this with a bin full of laundry?

Bro that policeman from the 2009 KZread series

it was Corky on Life goes on

7:32 for the best segment

Whats the video compilation of all the 'do you have problems .....' called?

Honestly I wish I would've payed attention in school. I could be running a company instead of doing analytics but it is what it is. I don't mind my job but sometimes it's too much when people can't even understand excel. I get emails constantly from my boomer co-workers about "DERRRR how do I put in a formula?" I'll explain that you just have to type it in the appropriate field and they're like, Huh?

We learnt taxes in math (went to school in Ireland)

@Nate-ll4do

2 жыл бұрын

WHAT THE FUCK? FUCK SCHOOL AND ITS FUCKING INCONCISTENCIES

18:18 fucking killed me.

This is darker than hellraiser.

@Jirbolicious

3 жыл бұрын

Chandler 96 I thought that the lighting was appropriate.

I’ll let you know I’m a senior in high school and they do have a class for doing taxes, learn to do checks, learn how to take out loans, learn to use a credit card. To be honest you guys prob didn’t have it back then. But now they have that as a class

"I wouldn't want a kid who's like, a walking volcano" Cory, what the fuck

"Ich habe schreiben" is wrong lmao

Parents used to teach their kids life advice and skills like how to do taxes. Now that's all been lumped on schools because parents are either too busy or lazy.

@mub51

3 жыл бұрын

Well to be fair schools should be doing that in the first place

I'm Irish and I am forced to learn Irish, German and Religion. I am slowly becoming Chris involuntarily. *My dreams are coming true :D*

Could someone in the comments actually teach me how to do taxes

@djepstein5735

4 жыл бұрын

Don't pay anything and go on disability and take out loans and don't pay them

I don't have the time, Jeff. I really, really don't.

Can an Irish person answer this, is there parts of Ireland where they REFUSE to speak English and ONLY speak in Irish? Also, how's the quality of life in those areas? Probably not tourist hotspots. Our home-economics class taught us taxes and balancing checkbooks. BUT I was the only one in my family that had to take regular ECON. So I learned about stocks and dividends, don't remember a fucking thing about it. Just like I was the only one in my family forced to learn Spanish, then learned it wasn't a graduation requirement, both siblings took German, since my mother's german-scandanavian, JUST SUPER FUCKING WASP; and my father was German and Italian. But my Mom's side goes back to the late 1800s in the US, where even though my father's parents were 1st generation Americans, they weren't speaking italian or german in the house. My stepfather of like a decade (I'm 33) his family spoke italian in the home.

@DistractedGlobeGuy

Жыл бұрын

Not Irish, but the answer is not since WWI. Schools have been trying to bring back Irish Gælic as a lingua franca since like the eighties, but kids don't care enough to bother with it. They'd probably have a better chance of getting kids to learn at least _some_ form of Gælic if they just sent them across the channel for a mandatory one-year study in Wales or Scotland.

17:04 ah, so farscape

Uno Dos Tres Cuatro Sinco sis 1 through 5 2:52

@11:52 onward: HO-LEE SHIT.

I’m learning German atm I’m in my second year 😂 eins zwei drei vier funf sechs etc.... Ich bin funfsehen. I know a little it’s just boringggg👎 and we can go to Germany for a couple of weeks but I don’t think I wanna go bc I’m not gonna know much bc I don’t pay attention 😂

11:26