I love how he associates all southern girls with Essex. Half of the southerners make fun of Essex down here 😂

@choridionp5173

4 жыл бұрын

Melony Abrams I’m from Essex and I make fun of Essex

@melonyabrams423

4 жыл бұрын

@@choridionp5173 😂😂😂

@flamingnoodles2715

4 жыл бұрын

choridion :p same, I’m from Southend and constantly make fun of Essex girls!

@m.b3839

4 жыл бұрын

All the Essex girls make fun of Essex too

@m.b3839

4 жыл бұрын

@@flamingnoodles2715 yooooo I'm from Southend too

"I've ejectulated, I'll be in the shed if you need me" perfectly represents the north

@henryhewitt4971

6 жыл бұрын

Majidul - fuck u

@mattwright9856

6 жыл бұрын

Majidul - sounds like a southerner to me. “I ejaculated” haha posh southern twat

@shutupMaji

6 жыл бұрын

We aren't exactly classy up north now are we

@shutupMaji

6 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised she didn't kick off with you right after the conversation, girls in manchester are fucking vicious

@chiefcookiez9829

5 жыл бұрын

I dont get it please explain im from newcastle

All the northerners put your hand up 🙋🏻‍♀️

@maisybailey4269

6 жыл бұрын

Bailey Fieldhouse meeee

@rihana21x

6 жыл бұрын

'Ere we are

@sammiieN95

6 жыл бұрын

Eyup!!😄🙋

@colleensdan

6 жыл бұрын

Are you in the shed now? 😂

@Awyr_

6 жыл бұрын

Yup 🙆

"wonderwall..... wonderful"

@monicaargyo27

4 жыл бұрын

Wonder waffle

@apexperfection619

4 жыл бұрын

Spleening objacutelp

Did he drink 8 espressos before he got on stage? O.O

@sarahholland1375

4 жыл бұрын

He's like that in chat show interviews too. And fidgets like mad.

@sorscha1308

4 жыл бұрын

😂 Try Lee Evans mate.

@neilfranklin5644

3 жыл бұрын

No he thinks if he can keep walking about he won't wet himself

@Shannie-ed4ug

2 жыл бұрын

It's like he's high on crack 😂😂😂

@Neel-xb1ok

2 жыл бұрын

He's fucking high on some shit

Between the jokes he actually makes a really interesting point about modern masculinity and what it is to be a man nowadays. Top work.

@irmelinhart-xn9wj

Жыл бұрын

It must be really hard to be a caring man these days..

@irmelinhart-xn9wj

11 ай бұрын

@@PersisP for a goddamn wise reply....

The north south divide is actually largely defined culturally by the point to which scandinavian conquerors successfully took control, aka the Dane line.

@TonyEnglandUK

4 жыл бұрын

Plus most of the mines were in the North and Wales, so that's where the tough stereotype comes from. Northerners down a mine, Southerners in an office.

@djmajor2095

4 жыл бұрын

Dane Law

@Alex-cw3rz

2 жыл бұрын

Actually the North South divide goes a lot further down than that, Wales is part of the North to some. And even if we went for half of Wales non of that was scandinavian, half of the North of England was not under Danish rule, some bits of Danish rule are in the south of England as well.

@fiveninenowNOW

Жыл бұрын

you mean the Danelaw?

@adamwilliams3856

Жыл бұрын

The only real divide in England is working class, middle class and upper class

He's so fast it's difficult to keep track on him

@niamhmaclennan2531

6 жыл бұрын

Karina Shakhova I

@hetaliafordummies9372

6 жыл бұрын

Karina Shakhova it’s easy

@Father-Nature

6 жыл бұрын

Karina Shakhova If English isn't your first language, I guess so.

@karinac4245

6 жыл бұрын

Father Nature oh, it's not about language, it's about his actual movement on stage

@kirsty9084

6 жыл бұрын

I like how quick he is because he gets to the point better. He's a great performer.

Ironically aggressive and tender when it counts. Gets me every time

My girl is a Manc and she once decked a guy through a plate glass window and broke his nose. Just sayin’.

@peterburnley4317

4 жыл бұрын

sourcescience no she didn’t

@martindempsey8555

4 жыл бұрын

peter ashworth agreed

@sourcescience

4 жыл бұрын

peter ashworth yes she did. He was trying to start a fight with her brother on a minibus so she smacked him one. He went flying through the emergency window escape thing and got his nose broken for his trouble. If you don’t believe it then that’s fine, I’m not exactly invested in your opinion.

@simorote

4 жыл бұрын

Basicalleh!

@drdassler

4 жыл бұрын

sourcescience top. 👍

All I’m gonna say is the Nurse from Manchester who works with us Londoners is a fucking beast!!!!! Even patients who are physically or verbally abusive are scared of her and take their medications with no issues lol. Big up ya self Lisa!!!!!!!!!!! Xxx

“Every girl wishes for that until she’s been out with one.” I almost feel bad saying I know how true that is... 😬

@RIXRADvidz

2 жыл бұрын

Honey, sensitive men are one finger up the butthole from being gay, don't feel bad

@thomasr8074

2 жыл бұрын

@@RIXRADvidz 😂😂😂😂

@DeathnoteBB

Жыл бұрын

Idk if it’s so much trouble waiting till a reasonable hour to talk about love, I think that’s them problem not a “girls dont know what they want” problem

Chill guys Manchester is the north so is Newcastle it’s north west for Manchester north east for Newcastle Scotland has its own south west north thing Birmingham is the middle

@I_Have_The_Most_Japanese_Music

6 жыл бұрын

Lies

@lytra_

6 жыл бұрын

Natasha Hartshorne-Evans but it’s not exactly ‘Northern’ for the UK as the title explicitly says

@hollysinclair2550

5 жыл бұрын

It said in the UK in the title not just England

@gachaversequeen8255

5 жыл бұрын

Natasha Hartshorne-Evans yes I know

@gachaversequeen8255

5 жыл бұрын

If u google where is northern Britain it says also know as SCOTLAND

The amount of energy in this guy is amazing

I'm a Northerner in exile in the South and the only people who chat to me at any length are other disenfranchised Northerners who have that twinkle in the eyes and a wicked sense of humour! I miss it. I'm not hard or tough in a physical sense but I've got a mental strength and resilience that I've never come across in a Southerner, and I've yet to make a friend here in 12 years of existing here. They all seem impatient and the way they race for the tube when another is due in 2 mins risking a broken leg is baffling, that and the Northern line not actually having anything Northern about it lol. Some cool bands from Manchester though like Magazine, Gang of Four and Joy Division/New Order and the Smiths. Yep they all are fed guitars from kids lol.

@ronnana694

8 ай бұрын

Oasis too

@BennyH11

2 ай бұрын

I mean not Oasis as well, rhe list of class bands from Manchester goes on.

If you look back into English history, The Roman invasion got progressively less successful with Northern tribes as they had very nationalistic, insular tendencies. This translates into today's situation very well and being part English further North, I feel great pride in that.

PEOPLE Manchester is part of Northern England ....google it

@I_Have_The_Most_Japanese_Music

6 жыл бұрын

Did they move it?

@user-qn2ey6gk4m

6 жыл бұрын

KEEP CALM and PLAY SOCCER IN YOUR PAJAMAS who moved what?

@becasaurusbex8204

6 жыл бұрын

North west to be exact.

@user-qn2ey6gk4m

6 жыл бұрын

Becky Owen yeah

@rudinam2409

5 жыл бұрын

Yes it's north west

I feel bad for the camera guy

@user-zi5fo6ov2p

4 жыл бұрын

OMFG 😂 This is by far the best comment here LMAO

@RIXRADvidz

2 жыл бұрын

Earned his pay that night yeah innit

Where are all my fellow southern girls!

@zoew2602

3 жыл бұрын

I’m a boy southerner

"Ironically agresive, but tender when it counts." Yep! That is the answer!

It's like that in the north as when I was conceived my dad looked at my mum tenderly and said "that's you up t' duff"

@gobeyond9930

4 жыл бұрын

what does this mean

@user-rc1my2xc3s

4 жыл бұрын

@@gobeyond9930 it means when they had sex he said "that's you pregnant"

@gobeyond9930

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-rc1my2xc3s OOO thx for the translation

I find it funny how people think we're tough here in Manchester. Where did that impression come from?

@rihana21x

6 жыл бұрын

Well Russell said it, not me you eejit p.s. please don't hit me, I'm only a wee girl.

@klr6363

6 жыл бұрын

Rahimaaa Not just Manchester, every city up north loool guess it's just the accents that throw people off

@user-qt5gr9vb3n

6 жыл бұрын

Rahimaaa chavs

@darramuldoon7745

6 жыл бұрын

Jen M oh god get a grip

@rihana21x

6 жыл бұрын

memekween I see you're speaking about yourself

It's sad that I'm a Northerner but most of my family is from the South. And they're so posh so they make fun of my Yorkshire accent so I have to change it all the time. Unless it's my family from Kent that's completely different

@pnemu

5 жыл бұрын

Blanche Kuznetsov how many families do you have mate

@lindylou4378

5 жыл бұрын

Its not sad at all you're a northener. It's a fact. If your family are going to make fun of your accent , they are rude and ignorant. Having a southern accent only means you come from there. Not you are smarter or better mannered (clearly not) Do people still peddle these stereotypes? I once had something delivered from a driver who had come from Coventry. He said he couldn't believe how pretty it is . 'Like Devon' he said. I live 10 miles outside Middlesbrough. Sheer prejudice on the part of journalists who love to push the idea it's awful up here. Once had a national story going on in a Middlesbrough court and ALL the journalists travelled to the other end of Middlesbrough to stand in front of a gas tank to be filmed!

@streamd-2149

5 жыл бұрын

Blanche Kuznetsov Im sorry to hear that :( I’m from the south-West and believe me most of us arnt posh at all 😂 If they make you embarrassed to be yourself and live in Yorkshire then that’s stupid! I’ll admit here in the south you do here some stereotypes of the Northerners but then again I’m sure in the north there are stereotypes or Southerners just don’t be ashamed of your accent cause it’s probably rlly cool.

@helenadavies7775

4 жыл бұрын

I can relate to changing the accent, I'm from Liverpool and have change it constantly when I visit family. It's kinda stressful ngl

@rageagainstthenumpty4608

4 жыл бұрын

Just grow a pair, man up and tell your Southern poncey family members to fuck off.

I love the running guitar joke hahaha.

@LollyBollyDoodahAllTheDay

4 жыл бұрын

hm, i hated it =(

@maia9056

3 жыл бұрын

I didn’t

I'm looking for my mister "ironically aggressive but tender when it counts" 😂😂😂

I’m a Mancunian who has lived down South for over 20 years. This is spot on, I approve 100%

"We're out in Basildon." Shit that's too close

@casey7171

6 жыл бұрын

Juuzou Suzuya SAME THO

Absolutely fantastic. I saw you in Carmarthen and it was the best act I have ever seen. Non-stop and brilliant.

To all those arguing about Manchester/northern issue: Northern doesn’t just mean geographical it has also become an adjective to describe a certain personality. Mancunians tend to have a certain personality - a northern one. You say “he’s a very northern” meaning he has qualities such as bluntness, dourness, bit common etc

@petegiant

5 жыл бұрын

@Daniel Price WRONG

@hannahkerfoot4617

4 жыл бұрын

@Daniel Price it's defo mancunian (I am one so I know lol)

@xalexis.editsx

4 жыл бұрын

Daniel Price Literally everyone calls them Mancunians or Mancs. Manchesterians just sounds stupid.

@whybother4156

4 жыл бұрын

It is only the North when speaking about England because the North of the UK Manchester is certainly not

@killerbee8892

4 жыл бұрын

Definitely more dourness down south

that's it, i'm moving from the usa to northern england

I loved this 😂😂😂 I can’t really say much though cos I’m from the West Midlands 😂😂😂

@mollydalzell4686

4 жыл бұрын

same lol we’re a bit of both

@aquietgirlcalledsoph739

4 жыл бұрын

Molly Dx I know right 😂😂😂

@Amber-ny1mc

4 жыл бұрын

Me too!

@aquietgirlcalledsoph739

4 жыл бұрын

Amber Doyle YAY!!!

@hoesipstea495

4 жыл бұрын

Same😂

Surprised how people don't get Manchester is in the north, the BBC even refers to us as northwest ffs

@alexc9985

6 жыл бұрын

Majidul - EXACTLY

@peoplegetslapped1502

6 жыл бұрын

Nowven cants

@WashingMachineKiller

5 жыл бұрын

Newcastle is north. Manchester is south to us up here. To cockneys Manchester is north. I count Manchester as north midlands and north ends just south of Leeds.

@NateMonoxide

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, if you're Cumbrian it just seems weird hearing people say that Manchester or Leeds are in the North. Carlisle and Newcastle, yeah. Anything south of Lancaster doesn't count.

@steveanderson8791

5 жыл бұрын

The title says the UK. Manchester isn't really North in England never mind the bloody UK.

Mixed marriage here...northern lass and southern fella. It's taken ten years but I think he's mostly adjusted 😂

Shouldn’t this be England rather than UK

@roses2122

4 жыл бұрын

Yh

Love mancs love oasis ✌️

@dezah8360

5 жыл бұрын

so do scots

@MarlboroughBlenheim1

5 жыл бұрын

kiran gill love 1996?

@redrhino4740

4 жыл бұрын

So do all northerners

@angelyse_

4 жыл бұрын

Red Rhino I don’t

@iamsoldierf8316

4 жыл бұрын

kiran gill oasis were alright.

Imagen having a heart attack while on stage performing stand up comedy.

Wait he's not Gay?

@_a_hassan2985

5 жыл бұрын

@Andrew Spence Aaaaaaaah😂😂😂😂😂Why did i find your reply so hilarious?😂😂😂

@MrMarkhall1

5 жыл бұрын

I thought he was gay too.

@dotheyfloat9961

4 жыл бұрын

He's Nick Grimshaw

@markbosy2065

4 жыл бұрын

@@dotheyfloat9961 no he's not gonna replace Moyles

@crashdudes911

4 жыл бұрын

@Andrew Spence Bhahahah nice one pal

Love his speed 😂😂 that energy!!

That was absolutely brilliant the manchester accent bit I'm crying here Russell Kane your the man

Well northern lasses are pretty good as I am one

@aimee4927

4 жыл бұрын

Apart from the ones with fake eyebrows, fake tan and who go around trying to impress all the lads when nobody actually gives a shit about them.

@RuthAmber

4 жыл бұрын

Aimee Redford you just ruled out the the majority of the northern population

@helenadavies7775

4 жыл бұрын

You get them type of girls everywhere. Just some parts have higher concentrations of em

@aimee4927

4 жыл бұрын

@@RuthAmber Yeah 😂😂

@TonyEnglandUK

4 жыл бұрын

@@RuthAmber She also just summed up 95% of the female population of Essex, though.

Being from Manchester this made me proper giggle. But dude you kept mixing up the manc and Scouse accent!

@hannahdyson7129

2 жыл бұрын

Younger English people ( under 30 ) using dude drives me up the wall We are in Manchester in the UK . Not Cleverland Ohio

My new favorite comedian 😂😂❤️

Just realised I always thought Nick Grimshaw and him were the same person.

wow nick grimshaw looks better from afar

He is one of the most feminine straight guys out there. Legit always thought he was a homosexual.

This is officially my favourite bit of standup

I'm from Essex! Who else?

This man sounds like he's never stopped to take a breath in his whole life

Soooooo..... midlanders are just watching the shitshow with popcorn

@leeandrew6555

5 жыл бұрын

Raven Lunacy yep.

@brendonutjita

4 жыл бұрын

What did the midlands do to you Sarah?

@sophie2485

4 жыл бұрын

sarah jones Excuse me I’m from the West Midlands and I refuse to believe we’re all like that.

@nikosmanganiotis3519

4 жыл бұрын

sarah jones You are obviously from London. Midlands in as English as you will and it is the center of our country, you’re the one who is a chad

@brumav9779

4 жыл бұрын

The Midlands, the greatest place on earth with the greatest cities on earth and the greatest people on earth. Home.

As a Northern guy I’ve found that southern girls are more jolly and call you mate which is nice

@StarBoyyX

2 жыл бұрын

mate is normally friend zoned instantly in east Ldn , jolly if there on the yayo mostly caged up till after 2am

Genius.

Im from Devon, so anywhere beyond Bristol has a strange dialect to mr and different personalities. It's not just north and south, it's the West Country, too!

@shanaosborne7078

4 жыл бұрын

Same, let's go Devonshire lmao. I'm a Newton gal

@ArticulateDegenerate

Жыл бұрын

"So drink your cider down, and pass the jug around, and listen to The Wurzels when you can; live loud and free and sure enough you'll be a real West Country man!"

We're more likely to say something like 'right that's me done love'

At 1.52 his female voice just sounds exactly like Michael McIntyre to me

@lottielottie6659

4 жыл бұрын

Bazinga! 1:52 and 5:04

he moves so much lol, and it oddly fits him.

My first visit to Essex and the blonde barmaid invited me around her house, she was so AWESOME, stayed in bed 48hrs lol,I wore the poor lass out 🤣🤘❤

Being a Southender I can confirm there are girls who get freaked out and act OTT if you look at them for too long.

So it's like the United States but reverse? The more North you go the more Savage they get? Where as the more south you go for the states the more Savage they get.

@TinaNewtonwrites

5 жыл бұрын

Shawn Knox savage = independent and capable 🤪

@lindylou4378

5 жыл бұрын

No. The worse the comedian, the more stereotypes they rely on.

@Indiegirl007

5 жыл бұрын

Tina Newton Or just insane.

@hannahdyson5603

5 жыл бұрын

Savage ?

@aimee4927

4 жыл бұрын

@@Indiegirl007 how are people in the North insane?

This came on my recommended and then I realised this dude from Live at the Apollo. I’m Barry happy about it

Personally I love northern English accents on men, they're super hot

@cait812

4 жыл бұрын

You clearly have not heard the Geordie accent.

@Harmony-wj8ji

4 жыл бұрын

XD

@TonyEnglandUK

4 жыл бұрын

@@cait812 Or the Cumbrian accent, lol.

@christina7215

4 жыл бұрын

I’m Yorkshire and agree... proper manly, and the girls sound manly which isn’t attractive lol

@goosestorey-williams8582

4 жыл бұрын

Try strong scouse accents 😂

People saying Manchester is not North, when it literally is in the North West of England. That's not an opinion lol, it's geographical fact. Everyone's saying it's in the middle because they include Scotland, which is separate from England.

I thought that when he said southern I thought he meant like Devon like me

@freakoutheresabz8546

6 жыл бұрын

ashton vickers yas devon represent👌🏻 I'm from there too aha

@ethanquirk28

6 жыл бұрын

ashton vickers I mean southerns just anything below sheffield really isnt it

@AllLostWanderers

6 жыл бұрын

Ethan Quirk I'm from Plymouth and anything above Bristol is the north

@ethanquirk28

6 жыл бұрын

Caitlin J Weeks 😂😂😂 what?

@AllLostWanderers

6 жыл бұрын

Ethan Quirk Ask anyone from Plymouth and the rest of the South West. The rest of the UK is up North by their standards. I learnt this when I moved there from the middle of the south coast and was told that that was North 😂

Russell Kane is just fantastic!

Aussie here, so I just have to accept the stereotype is true, but this is brilliant. And that electric guitar gag, omg X)

From the north!😩😂

You know what's Wonderwall, wonderful about the last night. Killed me.

Re-upload? Ive deffo seen this sketch before

Midland girls say hi

@billieteggers2661

5 жыл бұрын

Olivia *waves*

@aquietgirlcalledsoph739

4 жыл бұрын

olivia hi 👋

He missed out how us northern girls appreciate other women. My man said he’s never heard any of his partners say “hey babe, look at her figure/ass/beauty” 😂 I’ll have to show this to my man… he always said us “northern lasses” are a different breed.

I grew up in Liverpool but I live in Cornwall now and I think they get the same impression that we’re pretty up front and aren’t afraid of confrontation like southern girls haha

My mum came from Manchester, she was a hard woman, I will often say I'm half northern.

"I just got married wich anyone can do" *gay laughter*

@marta7635

3 жыл бұрын

@@esayers it doesn't matter where THEY specifically are from as much as there are dozens of countries where you can be✨stoned to death✨for being gay so you kinda missed the point

As a northerner from Leeds. I can say. This is true. And we are all the same 😂😂😂

I’m a northern girl with a southern husband. Best of both.

The last bit had me in fkn bits😂😂😂😂

Love this!! So funny!!

i’m but british, but I did dream that my soulmate is a northerner

Manc and proud and also very very over the top 😂😂😂😂

He can't keep still for even a second. what a mood

Jay Foreman does a thing about the north/south divide where he explains that its not a straight line through the middle, its diagonal, Manchester is in the north.

who else is from newcastle🙌🏻

@aimee4927

4 жыл бұрын

🙋🏻‍♀️

@Befany

4 жыл бұрын

🙋🏽‍♀️

@caitlinb1056

4 жыл бұрын

Yassss we

@TonyEnglandUK

4 жыл бұрын

I'm from the North West but I love the North East, especially the people in Thornaby, Cleveland who once saved my life.

@AnneMarie-xq7uw

4 жыл бұрын

Geordie accent is sexy. Cheeyaz!

My God! it's 2019 and I had totally forgotten about my massive decade long crush on Russell Kane!

This guy moves more in this than I do in a week

he's so fast i always feel like he needs to pee and is trying to get his set over with as soon as possible lmao

When he said they were out in Basildon lmao 🙋😂

I’m from Manchester and yep a lot of us...scratch that all of us have a bad temper 😂

@hannahdyson7129

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly when compared to a lot of other cultures around the world we aren't that that bad temper wise. It's just when we lose it we turn into terriers . Scousers seem pretty chilled out when compared other cultures despite the angry stereotype in the UK . I think we are blunt to a point that catches people of guard though

I'm a Canadian who caught a Yorkshire man. The cultures are very different. When we go back, watching my hubby get beers in pubs in the south is a treat, Southern men wilt southern women swoon

Video acc KILLS me laughing EVERY TIME 😂😂😭😭

I'm a southerner. From the southern parts of America, but still.

I’m southern, hi nice to meet you, please don’t beat me up

I can't help but imagining Phan version of it

omg hes amazing...the ending was hillarious😂😂😂😂

As a Northern lass... I agree

I’m from the Midlands... feeling very left out rn

Im exhausted just watching this. Man will you stand still and not rush around for one second!

I love this 😂

This guy killed it 😂, so jokes

My Mum is from North, but Dad is from the South. I was raised in the South so yeah.

Lol i can relate to this so nuch love his style.

Swear everyone just sees the south as everywhere below them. I'm from Newcastle, and to all us, anything past Middlesbrough is south/midlands.

@sussybaka7532

4 жыл бұрын

Well Yorkshire definetly fucking isn't south or Midlands mate

@thomasjennings6562

4 жыл бұрын

I'm from Somerset so I see the north as anything above Bristol

@mass8175

3 жыл бұрын

@@thomasjennings6562 Cornishman here, the north is past the tamar

@hannahdyson7129

2 жыл бұрын

From your side yes . But Scotland is North of you x

@martinburke362

11 ай бұрын

We see the north east as Scotland 😂😂😂