Im canadian. my bf is a brit. me: *trips and hurts ankle* my mom: omg you ok????? thats terrible! my bf: lol you mug

@themorganrileyshow5520

4 жыл бұрын

Yep. Definitely a Brit.

@nataliestraub1439

4 жыл бұрын

I do this with my husband (we are both Scottish) also with my best friends it's just how we talk it's like yes I love and care for you and I'll help you up once I stop laughing lol

@davemiddleditch9741

4 жыл бұрын

UniDraGuine "She fell over. She fell over!" *while pointing and laughing

@beepboopthemyth

4 жыл бұрын

Fucking right 😂😂

@crissy4445

4 жыл бұрын

UniDraGuine If someone falls they are an officiated, certified mug for the rest of their life. Just how it is. It’s the law here.

My Mam fell over on a family holiday in Disney World. Me and my family stopped, pointed, and died of laughter while the Americans were the ones to rush up and offer help 😂

@tashkemp5328

4 жыл бұрын

Aimee Davies I don’t know you but I’m so proud 😂

@TheLadyDelirium

4 жыл бұрын

Are you British?

@jinx1087

4 жыл бұрын

As an Irish I read this as "Me ma fell over"-

@aimeedavies34

4 жыл бұрын

Tash Kemp Thank you ☺️

@aimeedavies34

4 жыл бұрын

TheLadyDelirium Yeah, Welsh. How did you know?? 😂

To anyone watching this, wondering whether he's telling the truth; he is.

@kthomas466

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah Germans and your towels🤦‍♂️😂

@amirah6598

4 жыл бұрын

Not all britishs are like this first

@sevexety

4 жыл бұрын

@@amirah6598 the majority

@samuel10125

4 жыл бұрын

@Eliza Grogan not everyone.

@DeanMoxley87

4 жыл бұрын

😂

This is too true.... When my sister was 6 she tripped over a curb and fell face first into horse shit and my mum just stood there pissing herself laughing

@glitch_animations7289

4 жыл бұрын

I'm laughing rn and I didnt even see it.

@Xeroph-5

2 жыл бұрын

That is brilliant placing

@AllycatNZ42

2 жыл бұрын

My sister aged about 4 stood in a cowpat that was still squidgy and went into hysterics thinking she was going to die... my stepdad and I almost died of laughter so NZ is somewhat similar 🤣

@helvete983

2 жыл бұрын

@@AllycatNZ42 Must be genetics. :) I laughed once when my girlfriend fell over in the snow (live in Sweden) the locals looked at me as if I'd committed a war crime.

Savannah is now fully traumatized- rip.

@Alexandra-xk3gu

4 жыл бұрын

Samuelson baker ???

@doctorwholover1012

3 жыл бұрын

Made me think of John mulaney "You remember being 13, right? All 'Nobody look at me or I'll kill myself!' "

Brit here, fell off my bicycle in Thailand and the Thais were all so concerned and helpful. I WAS GLAD AS HELL there weren't any other Brits about. Phew! 😬

@DidntExpect

4 жыл бұрын

Ride better next time, wanker

@Bart-tk9um

2 жыл бұрын

@@DidntExpect i didn’t expect you to be here.

@Xeroph-5

2 жыл бұрын

*wheezing*

“Human existence is longing after one stage- getting there and then wishing you were at the one before. Over and over and over.” Ah humor based on my pain. Ha.Ha.Ha.

@humanbeing2013

2 жыл бұрын

Everybody's talking about the falling bit, but you hit the nerve that hit me. Brutally funny takedown.

Dutch people also cheer when someone drops something

@Dutchofclass

4 жыл бұрын

true, and it really depends on what type of dutchmen we come across on our holidays if we want to interact with them or not

@joyadesmits6741

4 жыл бұрын

I’m Dutch, and as someone who used to be a waitress. I hate that we do that so much.

@beckynorthey4876

4 жыл бұрын

LOL Australians do as well.

@Anon-mx7db

4 жыл бұрын

Us brits don’t like ‘cheer’ tho lmao, it’s more like a “waheyyy u fuckin mug” but it’s the entire pub/restaurant joining in

@channeltv6595

4 жыл бұрын

Waheeeeyyyyyyyy

I fell over in a Turkish market last year and dislocated my ankle and broke both the bones. It hurt but on the way down and for a split second after I hit the floor, I looked round and fucking prayed nobody around me had seen me fall over like a twat

@humanbeing2013

2 жыл бұрын

Oh they all saw... and were aghast... and then pretended they didn't see when they rushed to your aid.

It's not normal to cheer when something breaks? I'm Canadian and I've definitely done that a bunch of times lol I mean we usually clap rather than cheer but still.

@LordBaktor

4 жыл бұрын

Don't lie, when something breaks you apologize for it even if you're on the other side of the room :P

@kilianalexander2736

4 жыл бұрын

@@LordBaktor ummm... no.

@amezfires9247

4 жыл бұрын

I don't know what kind of Americans he's referring to because where I'm from, we'll definitely laugh at you, point, clap, cheer, or a combination. Sympathy is saved for the very young or very old. I've let my kids run into things just so I could laugh at them (and no, nothing that would truly hurt the little hemorrhoids).

@nomad7196

4 жыл бұрын

I can't help but imagine polite clapping, like the kind at opera recitals lmao

@atenin3134

4 жыл бұрын

Okay but we cheer haahha at my country

That last bit about adulthood? It's true. I feel like he's also spent time in the existential crisis decompression closet.

@AngryMuppet91

4 ай бұрын

The problem here is, I can't tell if you're joking or if that's an actual place for you...

Just think that must’ve all been on the spot, because that came from him seeing a 15 year old girl in the front row with her parents. That’s talent

@lm6962

4 жыл бұрын

I thought exactly the same thing 🌟🌟such talent for on the spot improvisation that was sooo funny

@zydhas2838

4 жыл бұрын

More like they have lose structures based on audience types and they use and reformat based on whats available still takes an astounding level of creative, charisma and intelligence to make do but it's not something that people can just make up that easily on the spot, or at least not consistently.

@hannahmceleney9267

4 жыл бұрын

he’s told that joke a lotttt of times ngl

@hmvideos3601

4 жыл бұрын

not all on the stop but the link into the end could very well have been improvised

@helvete983

2 жыл бұрын

Hate to break the illusion but it's just a brilliant well written bit. He does it in multiple shows, most prominent at his live at the apollo spot.

I'm british, whenever I fall over, I say: "sorry, it's been a while since I've possessed a human body, awfully flimsy arent they?" I heard it on the internet once and i loved it so much it became my go to comeback

@helvete983

2 жыл бұрын

Totally nicking that

im suprised he didnt mention "sheeeeeeeeeee fell over sheeeeeeeeeee fell over"

If a Greek person spots another Greek person abroad they are probably gonna end up best friends

@AngryMuppet91

4 ай бұрын

That's not unique to Greece, I'd venture to guess that's true for all countries.

The secret to enjoying adulthood is by having a crappy childhood

@yxng2335

4 жыл бұрын

No lol, that’s the secret to getting old and regretting everything you did as a young adult 😂

@user-yi3pe5mp9e

4 жыл бұрын

As someone w a crappy childhood I can confirm this is NOT the secret to enjoying adulthood 😂

@yogurLAPIZ

4 жыл бұрын

Well actually us true, you didn't do most things kids did so now you can try them and take your time because there is no adult to tell you to stop. XD Also you tend to have control over stressful situations so even if sh@ goes down you still have a good time and laugh. XD

@RosieWilliamOlivia

4 жыл бұрын

So true!

@seifbouakaz186

3 жыл бұрын

Ur face is creepy

That last bit about adulthood really pissed me off. Couldn't be more on point!

This is so real. I studied in America, I was in the middle of the class and suddenly passed out. The class ran to help me and the professor panicked. The problem is I woke up laughing at how I slipped from my stool to the ground tearing my pants apart. They thought I had a concussion when they saw me laughing and kicking my legs uncontrollably.but the problem is “I was completely and mentally fine, but this is my culture! We laugh all the time”.

@charlottelee3727

6 ай бұрын

That's why we have produced the greatest comedians, like Stan Laurel and Charlie Chaplin.

@AngryMuppet91

4 ай бұрын

Neither of which could hold a candle to the great Louis C.K. or George Carlin. There's actually more I could name, but I'll stop here. Just saying.

I'm Portuguese and doesn't matter where I travel to, I know I will always find another Portuguese 😅 It's like we have a radar or something 😂😂😂

@FirstLast-pm4rh

4 жыл бұрын

Go to Boston. It's like Lisbon but with a lot more portahgees. In fact, even the Americans in some places can connect well with you like in the town of Cambridge where every kid has to spend first grade through eighth grade with one half of his classes taught entirely in Portuguese or in Spanish (which you have the choice of with Mandarin being mandatory for all students). So you graduate with near near native fluency in two languages and eight years of Chinese language classes (not near native fluent since you only have one a day while your Spanish and Portuguese is so developed and fluent you have Math, Science, History, etc. taught entirely in Spanish or Portuguese half the time). Europe has done this for ages and it is one of only two towns in the US I have heard of which cultivate bilingual graduates on the road to trilingualism.

That's why we have had 'You've Been Framed' on our televisions for so many decades." Send videos of your accident and we will pay you £200 for the u.k to laugh at you"... so british!

It's fine, as long as you've managed to save your drink as you were falling they'll have immense respect for you.

@lolabear6788

2 жыл бұрын

Family story about my grandma Julia Riley. She fell walking up icy walkway to a house for a Christmas party. She fell and hurt her elbows, but saved both bottles in each hand. Whooooo

@joshuabruce9599

2 жыл бұрын

Managed that once when I tripped on the stairs in a pub. My first thought was 'is anyone looking'. My second was 'save the fucking pint'. Never has my hand been that gyroscopically stable in my life before or since. I initially got the "Wahey, wanker!" Routine followed by genuine respect by everyone who saw me save 9/10ths of the full pint I had in my hand.

Saw him last night, a brilliant brilliant comedian! He's a funny guy!

Why’s everybody having a go, I rlly like Russel Kane

When you say university in UK is kind a expensive Americans:am I a joke to you

@kiramalfoy6669

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, America is a fucking joke, considering trumps solution to school shootings was more guns

@RosieWilliamOlivia

4 жыл бұрын

@@kiramalfoy6669 idiot.

@niamhdee9487

3 жыл бұрын

And then there’s Scotland where it’s free. We just pay tax and then we can go to uni for free for 5 years. It’s pretty class.

@rowanmelton7643

3 жыл бұрын

@@kiramalfoy6669 Did you know 94% of mass shootings in America happen in gun free zones?

@dcmastermindfirst9418

2 ай бұрын

​Then that shooter is the issue isn't it. Not the gun free zone. Yank dumbass ​@rowanmelton7643

Danes act the same way when abroad - we’ll even start speaking english to our family, to avoid speaking to other Danish tourists 😅 we also start applauding when someone drops and break something. I thought they did it everywhere, until once where I started applauding in Finland, and everyone just starred angry at me 😂

@TheSuspectOnFoot

4 жыл бұрын

I thought that clapping as a way of sarcastically saying "good job!" was universal.

I’ve never wished I was at the adult stage, it just kind of happened at me.

@YosiahW

4 жыл бұрын

Nobody wished for it. Life doesn't let you select a difficulty level, nor does it choose favourites.

@Sup-rh4eu

4 жыл бұрын

TheHungryApple well... you are an apple

@nirfz

4 жыл бұрын

@@YosiahW "Life doesn't let you select a diffuculty level" Poetic and true!

@meganmills6545

4 жыл бұрын

@@YosiahW Yep, and the fun bit starts when you realise that you're not alone - almost no adult really knows what they're doing any more than we did when we were kids. We all just muddle through and pretend we've got some clue when we absolutely don't! :-D

“Hey, u found us “😂😂😂😂 me in magaluf last year

Falling over or walking into a window door is literally the funniest and worst thing ever i had to pause and type this i am in tears thinking of how many times as a British person i have wet myself laughing at something so childish i love it!

Brit here, My cousin tripped through his backdoor I pointed and laughed for a good 5 minutes before asking if he was alright he was bleeding and dislocated his shoulder in A&E for 2 hours and i was still laughing

4:17 that is absolutely true! I fell a while ago and had that exact thought then just sat there laughing.

The lack of annoyingly edgy punchlines is a relief, and the delivery is very solid. Also not many people can make a whole room laugh with the simple fact of how bleak and depressing a sentiment is. Not quite dark enough to reach its full potential, but I could definitely watch more.

Brilliant! Russell is one of the best comedians in the World

Brilliant. Exactly how it is..

He has a bit of a Norman wisdom/Lee Evans clothes too small look. Yes us brits are weird. I remember on holiday with my x a bunch of Germans were passing and one buckled over on uneven pavement and fell flat on her face. My x didn't just laugh she actually stood pointing and laughing! The Germans were furious and I was off I left her to it. She caught up with me looking all surprised and said what's up with you? Haha ffs.

@wolfheart8604

4 жыл бұрын

smoking joe I’d piss myself laughing too 😂

@rowanmelton7643

3 жыл бұрын

A group of people aggressively confronted your girlfriend, and you just walked off??

That last part is too accurate.

He's one of my favourites, love his dad jokes haha

Spot on......so true..

5:00 I'm already on the dance floor, Savs, keep up 😂🤣😭

I've never wanted to go back to the stage I was at but this is hilarious

Ending was amazing

Absolute legend

That last bit about wishing you were at the stage before. Yep!!!!

On holiday in Spain we went to a busy bar for food. We were lucky to find a table. Then waiter asked us if we wouldn't mind letting another couple share our table. Yes yes, of course. I said. They sat down and I said .. hi, we're Tom and Diane, how are .. I saw the despair/panic spread across their faces. Luckily another table became vacant so they picked up their drinks and immediately f88ked off for some bloody peace away from us. Gee what cheery nation we are.

So true about tripping over yourself, first thoughts when it happens is did they see? And can I hear them/ are they laughing. But also did I disguise the trip (sometimes)

Here in Brazil when something breaks, especially a plate in a restaurant and that kind of stuff, *everyone* starts clapping.

I'm American, fell on a set of stairs at school, and my first thought was "play it cool" lol I pulled myself up, hurting from my weight plus a 27lb backpack landing on one knee, but was more worried about who saw me fall. 😅

"Human existence is longing after one stage, getting there, and wishing you were back at the one before. Over and over, and it never freaking stops ". That's quite profound.

THe joke about the embarrasment of falling is SOO true here in australia too

still cry with laughter every time... MUMMMYYYYYYYY 😂

Brit here, when we play footy and the ball gets kicked over the fence, we're all like "Aaaaayyyyy" and we start clapping

So on point 😂

"Troll with a space hopper" 😆😆😆

So true!!!

This is completely true

"point and say wanker" ...... Fuck you got me there

Fantastic 😀

Wow russels come a long way! I def enjoyed that

So true!! Went to a dance class,a guy spun me round,I twisted my ankle and fell over,I got up off the floor so fast,cos of embarrassment,sat on a chair,my mate took my ankle boot off,it had doubled in size,I fainted sat up,twice,so an ambulance was called,the shame!!🤣🤣

British people can also be rude in their home country, specially if they can't understand what tourists are saying in another language. I once had a drunk young adult angryli shout at me "speak english!" when i was passing by with my friend and we were speaking Polish. I was angry at the time at something else so i was also rude and shouted "I do, now f* off" and proceeded to walk away, not bothering to even look at her, so she started mocking my accent. I'm pretty sure she doesn't know any other language othervise she wouldn't bother with us. Second time was entitled mom in the restaurant, we were eating a meal and mother wasn't paying attention to her kids who were running amock inside and disturbed EVERYONE. Fate wanted that kid proceeded to bother me because I was ignoring him and just eating my pizza (he was around 3/4? I don't know, pretty smal kiddo). When he shoved baloon in my face i asked him if he can walk away from me (all in calm manner, i'm not a monster even if i don't like kids). Mother proceeded then to raise her voice that if i have a problem with her kid i shall talk to her, not him and i'm a bully (which was clear that she had problem with her own kids and just wanted some attention, because she couldn't controll situation with her own kids, so she tried that on the stranger). I really tried to stiffle my laugh and anger and i just answered her that I can start being a bully if she want's and then i returned to eating my pizza, not bothering to look at her and not answering her rant anymore. She was furious and she left restaurant, leaving behind absolute mess at the table that her kids made (cereal were at the table, under the table, chairs... who does that o.o). I'm glad that she at least payed her tab. Servers ended up apologising to me and thanking me for being calm. Poor lads, they couldn't interveen because of bullshit customer service procedures (I used to work at customer service so that was a delicate situation for them) and i'm sure they were stressed more than anyone at the time. To be fair I know fair amount of British people that are just the loveliest people in the world and saints with big hearts ♥♥♥ Also Polish people abroad can be pretty rude to everyone else except other Poles, and fair amount don't bother to learn other language, even basic english sentences. We are more like "yay another countrymen, let's go drink", or we just smile and don't bother... wow that was long, sorry!

@Sugarskulls_forever

4 жыл бұрын

Karen Takehito that was an interesting read. Greeting from the USA 🇺🇸☺️

@emmamcallister7299

4 жыл бұрын

You should come up north were the friendliest brits 😜 I went to Krakow in January loved it beautiful country amazing food and even better vodka 😂

@Fareeminx

4 жыл бұрын

👏 so true!!

@sophiacooper4246

4 жыл бұрын

As a Brit born and breed u get a lot of a**holes in our country so I apologize for u having to meet two of them 😂

@preciousinfinity

4 жыл бұрын

I heard the 'speak English' comments from fellow students when I was younger. I'm English but had never even thought about it, but apparently others found it really annoying when a group of people, especially students, were gathered around all speaking their own language. I don't get it myself, knowing the language isn't required to visit a country, if it were then Brits would almost never go abroad.

So true.

Keep life simple, wish Russell was more on the tv shows.

Thank you

So true

oh yess hysterics..... I was crying through that :) x

Russell is very talented

5:55... 😍😍I'm a Kenyan

Quite an ouch for that young girl at the end. She seemed to have been Internally freaking out 😂😂💔

broke me ankle in front of the mandem n i fully jus had to play it off for three hours straight

Very good :)

The last joke, accurate af

This is so true if you've ever witnessed a scoff tray drop in the beharry centre

😂 Truth.

“GET AWAY FROM THE DEBREE”

As someone who left home and moved in to a dorm that bullies and beats the shit out of you at only 15, I can confirm that you always miss the previous ledge

Why is English comedy so lOgIcAL

@dcmastermindfirst9418

2 жыл бұрын

Because Brits are smarter

Hysterical and poignant at the same time. I think I'm in love with Russell Kane.

That last point hits so fucking hard 🤣

That’s so true

1:00 THAT IS SO FUCKING RELATABLE LMAO

We had a school ball and a glass smashed and everyone turned and went ‘waaaayyyy’

Wow that got too real at the end.

8:40 😂😂

My family seems to always get along with other British people

British people react to hitting the floor and hurt yourself you react with a mercrutio attitude "a scratch, tis but a scratch!" But when you realise a few minutes later the knee of your leg is pissing blood not only from your mums friend asking if your alright but there is a red dot trail showing where you have walked for the last half hour.

As an Aussie we don't do that.... We just shout "G'DAY C*NT" across a room at the top of our lungs as a term of endearment.

My family went on holiday to Turkey years ago and there was a Scottish family staying there too. We ended up spending most of the holiday with them.

@user-yk6kx4tp8r

4 жыл бұрын

Lisa Henry are you positive they where Scottish

Never seen this guy before but he is funny

sorry savannah banana she’s been out through that early hit without even going through it 😭😂😂😂

The last part of this preformance explains dharma.one of the 4 truths of buddism.well done.

My sister fell over I said stop ✋ ran in got my camera took a pic and put it on facebook lmao. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Couldn't have been truer 😂😂😂 why are we like this

When I was about 12, I fell off of this new bike I'd gotten (I was alone at the time btw) about half a mile from home. I slapped myself across the face for nearly crying, looked around to see if anyone saw, put the chain back where it was supposed to be and biked home. When I got back, I realised that I had cuts all up my arm and across the lower half of my face (it was a fast bike and a pretty bad fall) lol

Nailed it at the end fucking brilliant

So fuckin' spot on.! Most of us yearn to be just one stage back... Mostly two, often more.!

Brimsdown Crew.!!!

australia is like this to back at school final year i think mate caught a footy wrong finger got it bent at the bone(?) halfway up the pointer finger 6 people around and we all were dying of laughter as we led him to the office

Like stages in a stadium. Top ones can't hear see nor share excitement of the lower crowds. But hey, we're still in the game and lovin' it. We think.

My dad once hit me in the face with a snowball (accidentally) and I fell onto the floor and the only thing I heard was my sister as my mum just full on pissing themselves with laughter. I was four.

I wish I was still at that stage, where you want to be in the previous stage..

I am Persian and when I fall, the first thing I do is check if anyone saw me, we do laugh too when someone falls.