Jimmy Carr: Stand Up - Extended & Uncut

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Here's Jimmy's second stand-up special, uncut, unfiltered and now featuring extra content!
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  • @UldisBiz
    @UldisBiz4 ай бұрын

    What never ceases to amaze me is how Jimmy comes up with these witty and really funny comments on the spot. Like, some of them might be kind of prepared in advance as they have more general applications. But 'have you been hypnotized into defecating on the spot?' is definitely not possible to prepare for. While writing a really funny comedy material by itself is not something anyone can do (in fact, unfortunately, most stand-up comedians can't), these in-the-moment witty comments are just an absolute sign of comedy genius IMHO.

  • @luisgomez8635

    @luisgomez8635

    Ай бұрын

    Hes hardly the first to do those type of jokes

  • @UldisBiz

    @UldisBiz

    Ай бұрын

    @@luisgomez8635 specifically?

  • @ericanderson735
    @ericanderson7356 ай бұрын

    He seems humble and funny about all the “work” he has had done which is good. I just don’t understand why he would have it done in the first place, he always seemed so confident and secure in himself and getting older is part of life ! Can’t go back now but I hope you keep going because your stand up is amazing and is what the world needs

  • @ingrid_mxx
    @ingrid_mxx7 ай бұрын

    It's become my weekend routine to get something to drink and watch these specials. My neighbours probably think I'm crazy when they hear me constantly laughing like a maniac 😂 thank you Jimmy ❤

  • @Cazaq

    @Cazaq

    6 ай бұрын

    Why would you make the comment section of a comedy special be so sad?

  • @evidentlynew2213

    @evidentlynew2213

    2 ай бұрын

    Not just you brother

  • @evidentlynew2213

    @evidentlynew2213

    2 ай бұрын

    @@Cazaq💀

  • @severussnape3311
    @severussnape33117 ай бұрын

    I am currently watching this mans entire work and, i like it because it is *PROPPER ENGLISCH*. I'm planning to visit a show next year to pay, respects.

  • @BBLphilosopher

    @BBLphilosopher

    6 ай бұрын

    He’s doing a tour right now go see him

  • @adz3420

    @adz3420

    15 күн бұрын

    you cant see him live if he's dead

  • @Bobthytart
    @Bobthytart6 ай бұрын

    Glad to support you in anyway I can, RIP Sean Lock.

  • @donbronson2518
    @donbronson25187 ай бұрын

    Good lord that lady at the start was asking for it! You can't tell Jimmy to move along you're just prolonging the inevitable. That was brilliant

  • @JoeeyTheeKangaroo
    @JoeeyTheeKangaroo7 ай бұрын

    Thanks for uploading these. I have trouble falling asleep & these standups are excellent to fall asleep to.

  • @jonjonontheslotstv5247

    @jonjonontheslotstv5247

    7 ай бұрын

    Have you tried listening to the Ricky Gervais podcast?

  • @zarahbystrom3032

    @zarahbystrom3032

    7 ай бұрын

    I can't fall asleep to Jimmie because all my laughs wake me up again.,.

  • @BBLphilosopher

    @BBLphilosopher

    6 ай бұрын

    I don’t know if that’s a compliment lmaooo

  • @JoeeyTheeKangaroo

    @JoeeyTheeKangaroo

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@BBLphilosopherit was a joke

  • @lumbahrye
    @lumbahrye6 ай бұрын

    41:50 Did Jimmy just laugh... correctly?

  • @car-pezaclu1394
    @car-pezaclu13946 ай бұрын

    you a folking legend for uploading this on youtube. In full!

  • @eliwolf3620
    @eliwolf36207 ай бұрын

    Yess!!! Please upload more full shows

  • @roynasser1
    @roynasser16 ай бұрын

    Please make a new special.....I know all the existing ones by heart 😂

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse11687 ай бұрын

    Jimmy’s hilarious. Screw the haters (not literally, they probably suck in bed).

  • @musicloverme3993

    @musicloverme3993

    7 ай бұрын

    Screw them after they suck you.

  • @resurrection1174
    @resurrection11746 ай бұрын

    You recently said in a podcast "I'm good at telling jokes but not telling story's". I love the f****** way you just tell joke no filler.

  • @LonelyHeartsChannel
    @LonelyHeartsChannel6 ай бұрын

    I love Jimmy. He eases my pain😔

  • @JoeyP946

    @JoeyP946

    5 ай бұрын

  • @ONEDVSDVIT
    @ONEDVSDVIT7 ай бұрын

    The Money's All Gone, But The Joke's Are Still Here

  • @CulinaireZaken

    @CulinaireZaken

    7 ай бұрын

    Comming in through youtube again!

  • @everything.custom

    @everything.custom

    7 ай бұрын

    Don't be sad, you can always make more money 🥲

  • @mykeday

    @mykeday

    7 ай бұрын

    That's what he's telling the tax man anyway 😂

  • @freddie-jz3vg

    @freddie-jz3vg

    3 ай бұрын

    he has a net worth of 25 million as of 2023

  • @AdrianMulligan
    @AdrianMulligan7 ай бұрын

    He's the best...love him!😂

  • @Alex-vg7uu
    @Alex-vg7uu7 ай бұрын

    Thanks Jimmy!

  • @JoeyP946
    @JoeyP9465 ай бұрын

    Amazing that these shows are free on youtube. This is top notch stuff

  • @VinnieG-
    @VinnieG-7 ай бұрын

    Jimmy is hilarious with the audience 🤣

  • @74357175
    @743571757 ай бұрын

    It's interesting to see which lines got cut...

  • @FreakazoidRobots
    @FreakazoidRobots7 ай бұрын

    Nobody can say Jimmy isn't smart. He trained his audience to applaud on command before he even got on the stage.

  • @dianecheney4141
    @dianecheney41417 ай бұрын

    It’s not the jokes, it’s the hecklers

  • @SC-qm4df
    @SC-qm4df7 ай бұрын

    Shoutout to Jimmy's accountant

  • @user-ed8pt7iy9l
    @user-ed8pt7iy9l4 ай бұрын

    Love you Jimmy say something funny for a fan 😅❤

  • @zarahbystrom3032
    @zarahbystrom30327 ай бұрын

    The Real King of Britain, all rise for Jimmie "king" Carr!!!!

  • @Vivi-hj8jg
    @Vivi-hj8jg6 ай бұрын

    Hilariously funny as always

  • @hopey7625
    @hopey76257 ай бұрын

    Love me some jimmy

  • @thenewb3189
    @thenewb31894 ай бұрын

    Dude’s PowerPoint is better than many comics’ actual standup routines…wow!

  • @normanwolfe7639
    @normanwolfe76395 ай бұрын

    Should have said “please give it up for… Jamaica!

  • @musicloverme3993
    @musicloverme39937 ай бұрын

    The audience did not follow directions. They were sitting down!

  • @toolavish
    @toolavish4 ай бұрын

    First thing Ive noticed Is you seem to have gotten plastic surgery. Even if you odd you sill got there wit and humor enjoy your specials. Brings laughter into my life. Thank you Jimmy. Hoping for many more.

  • @user-bm8qj4xw6g
    @user-bm8qj4xw6g7 ай бұрын

    Jimmy you’re jokes are the funniest in the world

  • @tjk_7352
    @tjk_73526 ай бұрын

    I really expected a blind joke after that intro

  • @victoriawalley8483
    @victoriawalley84837 ай бұрын

    Jimmy ❤

  • @CrouchingGrandpa
    @CrouchingGrandpa6 ай бұрын

    Yeey Jimmyy woo.

  • @the.aquarion
    @the.aquarion6 ай бұрын

    The Prince Charles joke hits different now LMAO

  • @jimbrown5552
    @jimbrown55526 ай бұрын

    Thanks again for

  • @warren52nz
    @warren52nz7 ай бұрын

    *_If the girl at the beginning that Jimmy picked on is angry, she should realise that the reason he chose her was because she the was the best looking woman near the front. That's actually a compliment._*

  • @blackmaxbranning3666

    @blackmaxbranning3666

    7 ай бұрын

    Compliment*

  • @warren52nz

    @warren52nz

    7 ай бұрын

    @@blackmaxbranning3666 Oh, right, thanks.

  • @blackmaxbranning3666

    @blackmaxbranning3666

    7 ай бұрын

    @@warren52nz neigh problem mush.

  • @blackmaxbranning3666

    @blackmaxbranning3666

    7 ай бұрын

    @@warren52nz beautiful font by the way.

  • @goldenpony822

    @goldenpony822

    7 ай бұрын

    My bet is h8s picks are based on body language and faciap tension, like gauging their mood and reaction before even picking or addressing someone

  • @vinayakpattar2091
    @vinayakpattar20917 ай бұрын

    I am Jimmy Carr of the telly!!🎉

  • @thor9517
    @thor95177 ай бұрын

    Thanks immy for the enternainment. I would love to get roasted by you, lol.

  • @LorrdFfuzyLogik
    @LorrdFfuzyLogik7 ай бұрын

    HELLO JACKIE. YOU LOOK NICE!

  • @6egotronix
    @6egotronix6 ай бұрын

    Hey Jimmy! Saw you in Bulgaria, it was great fun! However.....why did you come to eastern europe? Are you all that broke?! :P :D

  • @jasonforpresident5678
    @jasonforpresident56784 ай бұрын

    1:04:54

  • @paulboucher806
    @paulboucher8067 ай бұрын

    Either you're ill or you need to kick the Charlie mate

  • @CRAZYCR1T1C
    @CRAZYCR1T1C6 ай бұрын

    Thumbs up for Jimmy please. He needs payment from KZread

  • @martinraxyz
    @martinraxyz6 ай бұрын

    Who's that chap at the beginning?

  • @maskfal9600
    @maskfal96006 ай бұрын

    what's up with the guy @ 6:31 (right of screen) ?? Dude looks scary!!

  • @musicloverme3993
    @musicloverme39937 ай бұрын

    So Jimmy. Who were you before?

  • @Scotty.doggins
    @Scotty.doggins7 ай бұрын

    🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @musicloverme3993
    @musicloverme39937 ай бұрын

    53:56 Jimmy, these days you can be on fire if you are an EV.

  • @CaptainXArchileusX

    @CaptainXArchileusX

    6 ай бұрын

    zzzzzing!!

  • @burgermanvr
    @burgermanvr7 ай бұрын

    Jimmy is "gooder"

  • @dianecheney4141
    @dianecheney41417 ай бұрын

    Levothyroxin

  • @SirDamatoIII

    @SirDamatoIII

    6 ай бұрын

    Levothyroxine, also known as L-thyroxine, is a synthetic form of the thyroid hormone thyroxine. It is used to treat thyroid hormone deficiency, including a severe form known as myxedema coma. It may also be used to treat and prevent certain types of thyroid tumors. Are you saying he has cancer?

  • @sparkyobrien649
    @sparkyobrien6497 ай бұрын

    we love Jimmy Carr ... but we know better than to go to a live show ... he can be ruthless if you catch his eye ... but he knows better than to single out the Indians !

  • @MightyandSuperior24
    @MightyandSuperior246 ай бұрын

    CLONE OR CANCER ?

  • @NicolaiAwesome
    @NicolaiAwesome6 ай бұрын

    All the Carol Vorderman jokes are making a little bit more sense now. I used to think Jimmy just liked picking on her. Instead it was because he really wanted to bang her. Maybe he got knocked back? 😂

  • @Ivorbiggin
    @Ivorbiggin6 ай бұрын

    Interestingly the yank part of this vid towards the end, is noticeably spoken slower and is spoken in a clearer voice……no doubt to appease the yanks

  • @MrMattyb05
    @MrMattyb057 ай бұрын

    Looks like hes run out of adrenechrome

  • @vegapunk-sx3yw
    @vegapunk-sx3yw6 ай бұрын

    Damn...it was recorded the year i was born

  • @RabbiHerschel
    @RabbiHerschel6 ай бұрын

    Sneed

  • @tuveuxlademocratieoutuveux4692
    @tuveuxlademocratieoutuveux46926 ай бұрын

    *My goodness you lost weight Jimmy ! What happened ?...*

  • @davidsmart8594
    @davidsmart85947 ай бұрын

    No new material then?

  • @goodquestion8064
    @goodquestion80647 ай бұрын

    Jimmy cut out the intro and go straight to the cut

  • @crashalexander7232
    @crashalexander72327 ай бұрын

    wow ....guess i been watching his ....old stuff ...he seems to have aged very rapidly ....wow.

  • @SirDamatoIII

    @SirDamatoIII

    6 ай бұрын

    He is British, and sees little sunlight. We only see him with make-up on when he is on stage, and for the recorded series he does. When he does not wear any, everyone assumes he is ill.

  • @rossdonnelly7923
    @rossdonnelly79236 ай бұрын

    Sorry my man but ya look miserable after losing the bit of meet ya had on ya Sorry

  • @David-rj6zr
    @David-rj6zr7 ай бұрын

    Skip all the talking and just fill program with ads. KZread has got shite

  • @Gungnir762
    @Gungnir762Ай бұрын

    Humour lost to the woke… but loved by humans…

  • @Oh_Nanners
    @Oh_Nanners7 ай бұрын

    So Jimmy, when will you move out from the format of "series of jokes" and into a full show?

  • @hglbrg
    @hglbrg7 ай бұрын

    Jimmy mate you are going full Michael Jackson lately. Hope you stop before that happens.

  • @KAMPEKItranslate
    @KAMPEKItranslate7 ай бұрын

    Oh my God, it's Jimmy Carr, notorious rip off of Johnny Buss

  • @ONEDVSDVIT

    @ONEDVSDVIT

    7 ай бұрын

    HahaHA!

  • @modithorson7484

    @modithorson7484

    7 ай бұрын

    Who?

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