As much as I’d love to hear this, I can’t. “Today’s a day, today’s a new day” is engraved into my mind

@Izhen_UwU

3 жыл бұрын

I always heard "nice guy" "nice new guy" '-'

@spikerthedragonbear

3 жыл бұрын

"And you wont change my way"

@dat_dylov_tho

3 жыл бұрын

I hear every single way.

@z-chan946

3 жыл бұрын

@@spikerthedragonbear I'm pretty sure its "I'm gonna change my ways"

@StardustDragonZ

3 жыл бұрын

I always heard "Tonights the night, tonights a new night"

Damn, Blaze can't even be bothered to look at us before shooting.

@Schnort

2 жыл бұрын

She is shooting sonic next

@poundlanddodge3175

2 жыл бұрын

@@Schnort Alright now that's sorted I'm ready to head back to... Uh blaze, why are you reloading WAIT BLAZE WHAT ARE YO- Your a beta male sonic. *Bang*

@romantheshowman5391

2 жыл бұрын

You think that’s bad. Sonics smiling at us during it

@captainnomekop5056

2 жыл бұрын

“Maybe Cons shoot people without looking them in the face, but I ain’t a think.” -Sonic The Hedgehog

We require more Sonic Rush memes, we just might be able to save the fandom.

@becauseiexistlmao

3 жыл бұрын

"MORE!" -Kylo Ren

@bezhfezh

2 жыл бұрын

"You should get sonic! He'll be able to help you."

@startwins9118

2 жыл бұрын

@@bezhfezh god this gave me flashbacks XDD

@Momentum840

2 жыл бұрын

yes Sonic Rush memes are definitely What U Need *insert trollface here*

@creepy.bstanbtsbtw

2 жыл бұрын

@@bezhfezh "Be yourself. Ask Sonic for help"

Blaze: shoots Sonic: nice job. Now bury the body Blaze: IM GONNA CHANGE MY WAYS

@ghaniKSW2

2 жыл бұрын

Sonic really just told someone who has fire powers to bury the body

@whybother5741

2 жыл бұрын

She’s looking at Sonic the whole time. H E ‘ S N E X T.

@poundlanddodge3175

2 жыл бұрын

@@whybother5741 Ok, now that's done I can- Uh blaze why are you reloading? Wait BLAZE WHAT ARE YOU- Your a beta male sonic.

@Alt_DiegoBrando

2 жыл бұрын

@@ghaniKSW2 cursed comments

@e.7504

2 жыл бұрын

You know exactly she‘d just burn the body instead

When I first heard this song I heard "Time to die, attempts futile"

@violetthebat8810

2 жыл бұрын

*Damn.* XD

@startwins9118

2 жыл бұрын

Noooo XDD

@Keisezrgs

2 жыл бұрын

My first run on special stage 7 be like

When I was little all I heard was “nice guy, nice new tie”😂😂😂

@stickguyanimatior818

2 жыл бұрын

It also sounds a lot like that

@JayTohab

2 жыл бұрын

Good end

@toekneemart5597

2 жыл бұрын

I heard nice guy nice blue guy and thought it was about sonic

*WHEN SONIC EATS A LEMON*

@Safalmao

3 жыл бұрын

⁉️

@yrrr4871

3 жыл бұрын

@@Safalmao *ITS A MEME*

@n1ck_real

3 жыл бұрын

Lemon be like

@JKA.X2

2 жыл бұрын

@@yrrr4871 It doesn’t necessarily make any sense

@certifiablyRad

2 жыл бұрын

them he goes XoX

yes, i finally have the true understanding of what they are saying

Pov: your Eggman Nega

@drkspnova

2 жыл бұрын

Sonic and Blaze are cops

@popquaser6987

2 жыл бұрын

Eggman what? 🤨

@roundytoon

2 жыл бұрын

So Just becouse he Is nega he gets shot? I bet that if It was the normal eggman they would Just let him go Fuckin' racist

@greenbush_

2 жыл бұрын

aw hell nah ma man said the n word

@punjoke.

Жыл бұрын

WOOOOAH EGGMAN WHO?

Teachers when a kid wears a hoodie

I always heard "lays a style, lays a new star" Which is one of the reasons I really liked it

Looks like Sonic Rush took some heavy inspiration from Shadow the Hedgehog.

@Smug_Wolf

2 жыл бұрын

I think these two games were actually being developed around the same time too. Both released in 2005.

@BigGreen945

2 жыл бұрын

@@Smug_Wolf They both released on the same exact day actually.

@Smug_Wolf

2 жыл бұрын

@@BigGreen945 Oh wow, that went deeper than I thought LOL

@Kilesfactor

2 жыл бұрын

Shadow Rush when?

@Zulf85

2 жыл бұрын

*some DAMN inspiration

“Who will pass on my legacy when you are gone?”

@DisasterEnby

2 жыл бұрын

"I'll take on this burden myself. *TREAT ME LIKE A GODDESS!"*

"Another time, Died a few times" that's what I always hear

I can imagine Blaze loading the gun turning to the side and blasting

My phone died before I could finish this video, true story.

@gelmanbegum9934

Жыл бұрын

Damn

the lyrics are " Today's a day, today's a new day!"

@foxi_boii9319

2 жыл бұрын

Open main menu Joke Article Talk LanguageDownload PDFWatchEdit This article is about the form of humour. For other uses, see Joke (disambiguation). "Jest" redirects here. For the horse, see Jest (horse). For the JavaScript framework, see Jest (JavaScript framework). A joke is a display of humour in which words are used within a specific and well-defined narrative structure to make people laugh and is usually not meant to be taken seriously. Usually it takes the form of a story, often with dialogue, and ends in a punch line. It is in the punch line that the audience becomes aware that the story contains a second, conflicting meaning. This can be done using a pun or other word play such as irony or sarcasm, a logical incompatibility, nonsense, or other means.[1] Linguist Robert Hetzron offers the definition: Boris Yeltsin and Bill Clinton enjoying a joke A joke is a short humorous piece of oral literature in which the funniness culminates in the final sentence, called the punchline… In fact, the main condition is that the tension should reach its highest level at the very end. No continuation relieving the tension should be added. As for its being "oral," it is true that jokes may appear printed, but when further transferred, there is no obligation to reproduce the text verbatim, as in the case of poetry.[2] It is generally held that jokes benefit from brevity, containing no more detail than is needed to set the scene for the punchline at the end. In the case of riddle jokes or one-liners the setting is implicitly understood, leaving only the dialogue and punchline to be verbalised. However, subverting these and other common guidelines can also be a source of humor-the shaggy dog story is in a class of its own as an anti-joke; although presenting as a joke, it contains a long drawn-out narrative of time, place and character, rambles through many pointless inclusions and finally fails to deliver a punchline. Jokes are a form of humour, but not all humour is a joke. Some humorous forms which are not verbal jokes are: involuntary humour, situational humour, practical jokes, slapstick and anecdotes. Identified as one of the simple forms of oral literature by the Dutch linguist André Jolles,[3] jokes are passed along anonymously. They are told in both private and public settings; a single person tells a joke to his friend in the natural flow of conversation, or a set of jokes is told to a group as part of scripted entertainment. Jokes are also passed along in written form or, more recently, through the internet. Stand-up comics, comedians and slapstick work with comic timing and rhythm in their performance, and may rely on actions as well as on the verbal punchline to evoke laughter. This distinction has been formulated in the popular saying "A comic says funny things; a comedian says things funny".[note 1] Contents History in print The Westcar Papyrus, dating to c. 1600 BC, contains an example of one of the earliest surviving jokes.[4] Any joke documented from the past has been saved through happenstance rather than design. Jokes do not belong to refined culture, but rather to the entertainment and leisure of all classes. As such, any printed versions were considered ephemera, i.e., temporary documents created for a specific purpose and intended to be thrown away. Many of these early jokes deal with scatological and sexual topics, entertaining to all social classes but not to be valued and saved. Various kinds of jokes have been identified in ancient pre-classical texts.[note 2] The oldest identified joke is an ancient Sumerian proverb from 1900 BC containing toilet humour: "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap." Its records were dated to the Old Babylonian period and the joke may go as far back as 2300 BC. The second oldest joke found, discovered on the Westcar Papyrus and believed to be about Sneferu, was from Ancient Egypt circa 1600 BC: "How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish." The tale of the three ox drivers from Adab completes the three known oldest jokes in the world. This is a comic triple dating back to 1200 BC Adab.[4] It concerns three men seeking justice from a king on the matter of ownership over a newborn calf, for whose birth they all consider themselves to be partially responsible. The king seeks advice from a priestess on how to rule the case, and she suggests a series of events involving the men's households and wives. Unfortunately, the final portion of the story (which included the punch line), has not survived intact, though legible fragments suggest it was bawdy in nature. The earliest extant joke book is the Philogelos (Greek for The Laughter-Lover), a collection of 265 jokes written in crude ancient Greek dating to the fourth or fifth century AD.[5][6] The author of the collection is obscure[7] and a number of different authors are attributed to it, including "Hierokles and Philagros the grammatikos", just "Hierokles", or, in the Suda, "Philistion".[8] British classicist Mary Beard states that the Philogelos may have been intended as a jokester's handbook of quips to say on the fly, rather than a book meant to be read straight through.[8] Many of the jokes in this collection are surprisingly familiar, even though the typical protagonists are less recognisable to contemporary readers: the absent-minded professor, the eunuch, and people with hernias or bad breath.[5] The Philogelos even contains a joke similar to Monty Python's "Dead Parrot Sketch".[5] 1597 engraving of Poggio Bracciolini, author of one of the first joke anthologies During the 15th century,[9] the printing revolution spread across Europe following the development of the movable type printing press. This was coupled with the growth of literacy in all social classes. Printers turned out Jestbooks along with Bibles to meet both lowbrow and highbrow interests of the populace. One early anthology of jokes was the Facetiae by the Italian Poggio Bracciolini, first published in 1470. The popularity of this jest book can be measured on the twenty editions of the book documented alone for the 15th century. Another popular form was a collection of jests, jokes and funny situations attributed to a single character in a more connected, narrative form of the picaresque novel. Examples of this are the characters of Rabelais in France, Till Eulenspiegel in Germany, Lazarillo de Tormes in Spain and Master Skelton in England. There is also a jest book ascribed to William Shakespeare, the contents of which appear to both inform and borrow from his plays. All of these early jestbooks corroborate both the rise in the literacy of the European populations and the general quest for leisure activities during the Renaissance in Europe.[9] The practice of printers to use jokes and cartoons as page fillers was also widely used in the broadsides and chapbooks of the 19th century and earlier. With the increase in literacy in the general population and the growth of the printing industry, these publications were the most common forms of printed material between the 16th and 19th centuries throughout Europe and North America. Along with reports of events, executions, ballads and verse, they also contained jokes. Only one of many broadsides archived in the Harvard library is described as "1706. Grinning made easy; or, Funny Dick's unrivalled collection of curious, comical, odd, droll, humorous, witty, whimsical, laughable, and eccentric jests, jokes, bulls, epigrams, &c. With many other descriptions of wit and humour."[10] These cheap publications, ephemera intended for mass distribution, were read alone, read aloud, posted and discarded. There are many types of joke books in print today; a search on the internet provides a plethora of titles available for purchase. They can be read alone for solitary entertainment, or used to stock up on new jokes to entertain friends. Some people try to find a deeper meaning in jokes, as in "Plato and a Platypus Walk into a Bar... Understanding Philosophy Through Jokes".[11][note 3] However a deeper meaning is not necessary to appreciate their inherent entertainment value.[12] Magazines frequently use jokes and cartoons as filler for the printed page. Reader's Digest closes out many articles with an (unrelated) joke at the bottom of the article. The New Yorker was first published in 1925 with the stated goal of being a "sophisticated humour magazine" and is still known for its cartoons. Telling jokes Telling a joke is a cooperative effort;[13]

@cf06

2 жыл бұрын

@@foxi_boii9319 WTF IS THIS XDDD

@blehh_mae

2 жыл бұрын

@@foxi_boii9319 did you really deadass say the whole history of the word joke to a comment where the guy just said what the original lyrics were i dont think they even missed the joke

@foxi_boii9319

2 жыл бұрын

@@blehh_mae 1. I Did 2. Uhhh...I Did Done A Mess Up

@PerfectAzrael

2 жыл бұрын

@@foxi_boii9319 Cringe.

Back in the day all I could hear was "Are you dying? Why don't you die?" glad I was kinda not the only one LOL

Ah yes, what a nice way to celebrate Sonic's birthday 🤣

Nooo! I'm gonna change my way, please!!

The seventh special stage be like:

Appreciate the fact that he actually mirrored the hand so it wouldn't look freaky.

When someone says Forces is good

@poundlanddodge3175

2 жыл бұрын

When someone doesn't let others express there opinion

@ohmeohmicah

2 жыл бұрын

@@poundlanddodge3175 When someone has no idea what grammar is

@foxi_boii9319

2 жыл бұрын

@@ohmeohmicah when someone is someone

@wackywoohoopizzaman

2 жыл бұрын

@@foxi_boii9319 when someone

@axotheaxolotl2259

2 жыл бұрын

when someone just hates a game because oc's are in it

Finally, something we can do to Sonic Rush.

I hear “knights with dye! Knights with cruel dye”

I always heard: "Fightin' guy, fightin' a new guy" as a kid 😂

"Personally, I wouldn't be caught dead using those things!"

This isn't helping my headcanon that Blaze would be better as a full fledged villain.

@poundlanddodge3175

2 жыл бұрын

That would actually be a cool story premise although i think given her personality it wouldn’t work as well as a villan, as I. Constantly biting if more than she can chew

@whybother5741

2 жыл бұрын

But she is a villain in this video. She’s not only shooting you, but look who she’s staring at next.

@drkspnova

2 жыл бұрын

She could've been like that one companion that ends up being the final boss (which *almost* happened, to be fair)

@ModernAegis

2 жыл бұрын

@@drkspnova It actually did happen. Turn to Black Knight.

@drkspnova

2 жыл бұрын

@@ModernAegis Ah, how could I forget even though that's one of my favorite games?

Wait I’ve always heard this too for the special stages and I finally see it immortalized here, thank you for affirming my hearing

This is my favorite OST and nobody will ever take that away Mania:*pulls out shotgun*

"Tie a tie. Time a you tie"

I always hear "nice try, nice for you to try"

@Idonthaveausernameyet

2 жыл бұрын

Special stage 7 be like

everyone when they first saw marine:

Oh man I never even got to return my library book

Me: It's a tie! It's eeeeeeaaaa tie.

@nojorooney

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

Trying to get the last Chaos Emerald as Sonic so I could play the true final boss:

Is it just me or does the vocalist sound like the most British person ever created

@wuba5456

2 жыл бұрын

no you're right

What a way to go out.

the guns fire for a single frame

"You are dead! Not big soup rice." - Funny pootis man from tf2

Ahh the nostalgia I’m dying

@poundlanddodge3175

2 жыл бұрын

This just in, local sonic fan gets gunned down by his own idols but claims it was the nostalgia.

@not_a_fakerr1270

2 жыл бұрын

@@poundlanddodge3175 lol

@not_a_fakerr1270

2 жыл бұрын

Wait hold on I’m supposed to die

@poundlanddodge3175

2 жыл бұрын

@@not_a_fakerr1270 always have been

Bro misheard lyrics are the best

This is one of the best special stage themes ever

You know, the thought of getting shot by someone who can literally set me ablaze seems more terrifying than being on fire.

I'm never gonna unhear it after watching this

This’ll be my go to reaction meme on Twitter.

my brain can only hear "to dies a new die"

This is beautiful.

I can hear this in all types of different accents

“Bright skies! Bright years now!”

oh hey the quality meme that gets posted in the sonic discord

I was just playing sonic rush this morning

The fact that the gun wielding hands aren’t gloved break my immersion. *perhaps if we were to sloppily color them white in editing…*

I always heard "side to side, side to side" and i thought that made sense since the specail stages have you going side to side

I’ve always heard “all this time all these years I’ve”

i think it was saying "nice to dive, nice to new dive

When I was playing sonic rush back in the day I always thought those were the lyrics, now it's just a meme 😭😭😭

I hear “a nice night, with nice music” (I mean, true.)

I hear “Times a day, times a new day” lol

When i first heard it it thought it was "ready to die, like museum art"

Sonic rush needs to make a comeback 😭

Jules Winnfield and Vincent Vega when Brett says "what".

@chaoschannel3428

3 жыл бұрын

**Starts quoting Ezekiel 25:17**

Sorry. I still can't unhear "nice guy, nice new type"

wow what a beautiful meme

*JUST.....YES!*

lol imagine if they gave a sonic character a gun lol haha wow that would be crazy

I knew I was not the only one that heard that

Oh god... I can't take this off from my head Help lmao

Best menu and special stage music

BRO, I LITERALLY HEARD THE WORD "die" IN THIS SONG

Next do the sky level song, in that one I always hear: “Yell ‘stop the proceed’, cause this is what you need, what you need.” “Yell ‘stop the proceed’, cause this is what you need, what you need.” “Yell ‘stop’. Ye-yell ‘stop’” “Yell ‘stop’. Ye-yell ‘stop’” “Yell ‘stop the proceed’, cause this is what you need, what you need.”

For some reason, I've always heard "Like died, like new died" so not too much changed for me lmao

We’re gonna make our way

I always thought it was might die when I was younger

Ya got me there XDD

Anyone who was able to get that last chaos emerald isn't human

sounds like a very british version of today's a day, today's a new day

As a kid I’ve always read the lyrics like this

The True Ending to Sonic Rush

why did i expect the (i'm assuming dark souls?) "YOU DIED" screen to pop up with that sound effect

This is what I thought it sounded like as a kid 😂 In reality they say A New Day in a Australian accent

“Im gonna find my prey!“

Nah, it's "Everybody, come and hear some, Everybody, come and hear some."

that was pretty funny. you should have made the hands purple and blue though

@henricobridgetroll7902

3 жыл бұрын

I think white would make more sense

@ct183

3 жыл бұрын

@@henricobridgetroll7902 actually yeah that too

When I was a kid I heard roll the dice

Ska cha cha best song ever

I ACCIDENTALLY SAVED THSI IS TO MY FNAF PLAYLIST NOOO

"Blaze then proceeds to blaze the corpse"

wait please! "I'm gonna change my ways"

Gonna bet on a Sonic Rush revitalisation

thanks for telling me!

Sonic rush memes for 2021

"Excuse me kind gentleman, could you please tell me the time?"

bro that's what I heard before I even saw the meme!

that's the day that a neeew day

When you try to get the Purple chaos emerald

My twisted 10-year-old me: *yes*

That’s what I heard when I was a kid

Que isso sonico😳

I always heard that!