You know, you would expect this kinda hit in a video within 3 years. Not within 2 weeks.

@irelandcm

3 ай бұрын

But it's a banger

Here's a good one. "I'm like Windex, I kill 99.99% of the relationships I come in contact with."

@KnolixVA

4 ай бұрын

That's pretty good, but tell it to elite sonic (check the description)

@guilhermejordan8661

4 ай бұрын

A-Train be like:

@coultersheppard2052

Ай бұрын

You’re completely untested, though.

This is quite literally minions memes but for young people and i love it

@KnolixVA

4 ай бұрын

The worse is yet to come

@Starlight-ue8jy

4 ай бұрын

Nah these are way better

@Wyi-the-rogue

4 ай бұрын

No, too many minion memes are unironic

@KiraSlith

4 ай бұрын

Nah, we're all just sliding into boomerism. Remember, SA1 is from 9-9-1999. 🧓

@Cool_Name-idk

3 ай бұрын

@@Wyi-the-rogue wait these are ironic?

This is peak humor

@patrick_epic6969

4 ай бұрын

agreed

@KnolixVA

4 ай бұрын

The worse is yet to come

@creepysmileything1706

4 ай бұрын

@@KnolixVA let’s gooo

@gojirafan6155

4 ай бұрын

Literally minion memes but actually good

@YourFavoriteStickmen

4 ай бұрын

Facts

1:52 Is uncomfortably relatable

@budpalguy

4 ай бұрын

real

@dojostudios4ever

4 ай бұрын

Same bro

Super sonic makes more sense then the majority of all humanity, and he's a fictional character.

I wasn't expecting to tear up at the end... Thank you. 🥹

1:32 I get that this is sonic saying shower thoughts from depressed zoomers, but this quote does not apply to sonic at all

@SomeIceGuy

4 ай бұрын

Yeah, he’s half Batman half Spider-Man. Lots of money (rings) and lots of power (speed, duh).

@Kateri-the-SSJ-Inferno

4 ай бұрын

He's more half Batman and half Flash, lotsa money and lotsa speed

1:34 he has super speed

@KnolixVA

4 ай бұрын

So far it didn't do jackshit in the predicament he's in

@Randomergoesbrrrr

4 ай бұрын

It's just sonic reading it He's not actually describing himself

The fact that I genuinely related to a lot of these makes me think that I have serious issues that need to be resolved. Edit: Except the second and third to last.

@SomethingsWeird

3 ай бұрын

All of these are basically me 💀 I think we all need some help

I saw one that said "Tried committing suicide the other day. Never doing that shit again, I almost killed myself!" Surprisingly this made my mother laugh

Sonic does what minions don’t Be funny

@MaknaEXMachina

4 ай бұрын

yellow

the vid made me stop sobbing 0:57 2:00

I'd be pals with this Sonic. I want to hear his problems and do my best to be there for him.

finally a voice over compilation of this thank uu

Don't beat yourself up, beat yourself off. That's actually great advice, free serotonin > Depression and having to pay for pills that release serotonin.

0:52 I'm dying

Sonic sounds like he fused with Jerry Seinfeld

"i started from the bottom and somehow ended up getting lower" oh... he just like me.... HE JUST LIKE ME FR!!!!

1:57 is too relatable for my liking

That “hahaha” is definitely something I needed

1:21 I literally just downloaded this one. It's so damn good that I'm gonna use it to bother my friends 😂😂😂

why do I find most of this relatable

I love how 2:28 went from inspirational and uplifting to "You should get a life!" in less than 30 seconds🤣

0:40 relatable

Man the end got me.

Why did Sonic sound like Jax from TADC doing a Sonic impression at the beginning?💀

1:32 That Batman and Spider-Man thing is somewhat accurate. Sonic has a lot of enemies and he tries to help some of them. There's a AU of Sonic where he has spider powers and his other name is Stealth

The super sonic quotes got me off guard ngl

"New year, new me. I'm about to be worse"

this made sonic very very relatable

0:24, your secret is safe with me because if I don't forget it, I've been traumatized into mastering information control so no one will ever find out if you don't want them to.

The Superman thing is sort've accurate Sonic doesn't have powers in a traditional sense Hedgehog mobians are naturally fast and he's the usain bolt of them

Lore of Sonic Having a Meltdown momentum 100

So much of this is so fucking real

Masterpiece of a video.

Alternative title: Sonic being anxious, self aware, and autistic for almost 3 minutes (I would know cus this video was way too relatable-)

mood

@bbbbbb7786

4 ай бұрын

mood

The first two messages in the ending caught me off guard. What the fuck is an alpha.

@MegaJam483

4 ай бұрын

Basically a sore societal loser/nobody of a man who unironically thinks that they're the hot shit even though they'll never actually amount to anything. So basically the ultimate copium for dudes who are full of themselves

@TheAllcreatorLiveArchives

4 ай бұрын

That guy that left your mom and bought a Camaro in the 80's, only to have it repossessed in the 90's and currently lives in there car.

Here before this gets popular

The character development was immaculate

Cool video!

@KnolixVA

4 ай бұрын

Thanks man!

1:51 i feel called out because as a kid i started to randomly hate on sonic depsite loving it for years all because someone said sonic was better then Mario

“I have no powers or money” says the fastest thing alive who has been stated to run as fast as Mach 1 (the speed of sound) and the person who picks up gold rings on the daily

The ending tho 11/10

This is the modern equivalent of the minon memes from facebook

@Red_Biker_Dude

4 ай бұрын

Except that these are actually good

Best video ever (alll of these are like me and i like sonic as you can tell by my pfp)

2:28, i love that it use the version of Samurai champloo

That Half Batman and Half Spiderman one is too real 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Sonic a mood

When I played the video it was playing at 2x speed for an unknown reason, and no I am not kidding 💀 Had to go into the settings and set it back to 1x speed. Before anyone asks, no I did not play any previous videos at 2x speed

0:54 jokes aside Sonic has a point here

That’s hilarious 😂

tails don't leave me here

You sound like if MatPat tried to do an impression of Sonic

@h1lw

3 ай бұрын

hi there.

Well thats an ending

I shouldn't be able to relate to these

I had to screenshot too many of these…

damn

@2:10-.-But what if I'm friends with someone of the opposite gender? And what if we're siblings?

@KnolixVA

4 ай бұрын

Alabama is a thing

I should dub this in my Shadow voice. It's really good by the way.

Thinking about the Half Batman and Half Spiderman joke, you would still have knowledge on a lot of martial arts. So yes you would be poor and not have superpowers but you still could beat someone unarmed in a million ways.

POV: You're laughing at this after cringing at your parents Minions meme on Facebook

He just like me fr

what about "i live in spain without the A"

So glad I saw this video!!! ~ 😂😂😂

I thought I saw the thumbnail as Sonic being pregnant

therapist: Neurodivergent sonic isn't real he can't hurt you Me:

Are these lines read by real people or A.I.?

@KnolixVA

4 ай бұрын

Bro....

@TwoTailedSponge

4 ай бұрын

@@KnolixVA what? I wanted to know if the voices were real or A.I. generated.

@nmtltlz

4 ай бұрын

@@TwoTailedSpongetheyre real man the dudes name has VA (voice actor) so 👈😎👈

@TwoTailedSponge

4 ай бұрын

@@nmtltlz ok. Just making sure.

Song at the end?

@geo6398

4 ай бұрын

Nujabes - Aruarian Dance

@argent790

4 ай бұрын

@@geo6398 thanks

half the video is original and half is stolen but the jokes YOU came up with were funny

@KnolixVA

3 ай бұрын

Wait stolen???

Stolen