I love Pete so much. Most of his jokes got talked over and he totally doesn't seem to care, then that gentle conversation with Bert was so.. real and kind.

Petes videos from his "failed" talk show on TBS have gone so viral they literally have over 100s of millions of views. Just brilliance! Especially badman!

@AgendaInMind

Жыл бұрын

Petes veganism explains why he's shaped like a woman.

@simmonslucas

Жыл бұрын

He didn't fail, they failed him. His show was so great

@MrZomBie775

Жыл бұрын

​@@simmonslucas True, that show was so ahead of it's time. Pete should revive it and make it a KZread sketch show and it would do amazing.

@johlwallace8294

Жыл бұрын

Who?

@Donovankemp00

10 ай бұрын

And Ex-man😂😂

It’s about goddamn time. Pete is one of my all time favorites and I’ve always wondered how he and Bert would get along. Keep it crispy.

@nexxtpens

Жыл бұрын

Another one

@vinnieb977

Жыл бұрын

i've been waiting for this crossover for YEARS!

@HelloImTuneli

Жыл бұрын

@@vinnieb977 Bert doing You Made It Weird is a great episode, so if you like their combination you should check it out! Them making up lyrics to pop songs is the funniest thing

@hurleyp6

Жыл бұрын

I'd recommend their podcasts together. Super funny and flow/gel really well

@SuperBrentendo89

Жыл бұрын

It makes me happy/excited when I see him being included by other comedians in things haha

“Wife or Dog” is a fantastic game to play with old friends, give as little info as possible 😂 almost halfway through, giggling the whole time so far! Thanks Bert and crew!

Jonathan is the king of impressions. His Vince Vaughn is out of control.

@axiom.ai.obviousbattletank7139

Жыл бұрын

Will Sasso has entered the chat

My favorite show by far. Get so happy when I see it pop up! Get DANNY BROWN on!!!!

@sidinator3000

Жыл бұрын

Yes!

@UppingDowners

Жыл бұрын

I’m sooo down for that but who would be the second guess !?

@Mikephx528

Жыл бұрын

@@UppingDowners Ryan Sickler for the second guest!

holy shitt....Jonathan's Vince Vaughn impersonation was too spot on...

I really enjoyed this one! The three of you played off of each other delightfully. I walked away from the screen so I could only hear the ending. The three way belly bump was the best even with just audio!!! Thank you for making these!

Pete and Bert riffing with Johnathan supplying impressions. An hour of comedy gold.

So glad I know about this 45 hours in advance, now I can plan my Friday around this youtube video!

I've watched Jonathan on Adam Ray's podcast like 3 or 4 times, like crying laughing everytime. I can't believe I just realized he was the kitchen help from 2 broke girls. I have heard him talk about it before and it didn't register I guess. Love him, he's fucking hilarious. Great episode 👏

@freebird6591

Жыл бұрын

Ah damn thats where I've seen him.

Pete always brings such a strange (but always positive) energy to everything. He really picked the perfect name for his own podcast. Great Ep boys, keep it burnin baby!

"An aging man briefly considering opening a can of water with a can opener... thats already opened." 😂

Pete is so funny while being wise and Bert is like a kid at a his own birthday party crying about the other kids getting party favors

I knew this ep would be great with Pete as a guest. Three minutes in and all 3 of them are perfectly hilarious.

Bert I’m going to love you forever and watch you forever don’t burn yourself out. I’ll always be here watching when you post anything along with millions of others. Take it easy and enjoy the small things. Cheers to you uncle Bert 🎉

From 7:48 to 8:48 is podcast gold.

@alexnuehring4121

Жыл бұрын

It's more like 7:48 to 10:25 🤣

Badman still remains the most quoted material between my close friends, even above Anchorman. Just laughing thinking about it. Can’t wait to see Brett in mpls tmrw night!

@nxcess9046

Жыл бұрын

Dr. Fishy!! Noooooooo!

@yew2oob954

Жыл бұрын

In an order that might surprise you.

@RevengeAvenger

Жыл бұрын

When one of my friends take off their glasses, we all freak out like he just disappeared. If we're at a bar... People think we're crazy. We try to show them but we get peppersprayed

"Like David Blane pulling up a fish" current favorite line from this one.

Getting an ad for the machine movie was so cool while watching this

Crying... when bert said wait you can put them down? Was gold this episode was amazing

Bert is a great human. Nice to see you are taking care of your health💞🌱Looks like you guys are having a good time cooking together!💞🌱Bless you

That dad, dog/wife bit is great 😂😂😂

I've been a huge fan of the pete and bert pairing since they sang kesha together in 2013!

@larrygraham4875

Жыл бұрын

Didnt catch that one

@xanderthurteen

Жыл бұрын

@@larrygraham4875 such a great ep of his pod!!

Jonathan explained the unlocking I think I can do that impression perfectly... I grew up watching stand up loving to imitate the comedians or do voices like bobby or Elmo or Kermit.... You just mess around while you're bored and you hear it and go omfg I think I can actually do that.... Practice is an understatement

Johnathan Kite is hilarious! I love me some 'Oleg'

The only thing better than this episode was the vegan meatloaf. Thanks, dudes! Love you, Pete!!

Just blew over how awesome that Vince vaughn impression was

I think Pete was onto a major issue with recent comedy. Over saturation is gonna lead to burnout faster of ticket sales VS the comics that tour less heavily, their tickets are in higher demand.

Skanks said they recorded their episode like 5 months ago at this point.

Picking his nose and ears like a real chef

@samanthab1923

Жыл бұрын

And he never bathes.

Bert’s excitement about Narhwals being real always shocks me but doesn’t because it is Bert.

@samanthab1923

Жыл бұрын

Ugh, why am I not surprised.

I hope you're all happy and healthy! I was typing out a comment that wasn't postive and realized that doesn't benefit anyone. Cheers! 🍻

My wife and I saw your special in FT myers Florida, I can’t wait to see your movie 🍿 THE MACHINE!!! @AMC theaters. I want a bert kreischer popcorn bucket!!

@TopSeceretinformant

Жыл бұрын

Amc to the moon!! Shorts r fkd!!

It’s funny that for me it went to an ad for 65 right before Jonathan did his Adam driver impression. 😂

Please I am begging you, do this with your dad and daughters. You know, like the escape room. Love from MN!!

That frozen soup metaphor was gold.

Love the somethins burnin series!! Need some more episodes

That was great. Pete is a national treasure.

@timkinley1779

Жыл бұрын

National Treasure has absolutely lost it's meaning.

@hettel_visual

Жыл бұрын

@@timkinley1779 who cares, it's just an expression that nobody uses anymore, grandpa

@timkinley1779

Жыл бұрын

@@hettel_visual So why the over-exaggeration?

@hettel_visual

Жыл бұрын

@@timkinley1779 why are you being a language Nazi. Go away

@timkinley1779

Жыл бұрын

@@hettel_visual Just so there is no confusion, this is me saying Pete isn't a national treasure and you're an idiot for saying it.

I would suggest always starting with the base of French cuissine: maripoix (2:1:1 parts of onion celery and carrot) adding some herbs and poaching it to get the savor and flavor and smell etc

It’s nice to see that Stewart from Big Bang Theory is doing well

@truebabyben

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀

I have a friend that suffered a brain injury and developed a stutter. When joking around with him, he did a thick NY accent and didn’t stutter.

great episode!

This episode is so awesome!! The clash of personalities. So amazing 😂🎉

Love Peters pod, and Jonathan on the about last night podcast with Adam Ray is always funny AF

Im not watching next anymore b/c I can't leave the video playing. I have to keep touching my phone every 3 minutes to skip ads

Jonathan Kite looks legit like the guy from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs character.

how long do they bank these? just curious when the LOS episode will release before i forget

@dannydropshot9588

Жыл бұрын

I wanna watch the LoS one soooo bad 🤣

Omg I had no idea it was Oleg! That's awesome...lol also love Pete!

The Adams apple theory is on point. Makes me wonder

I saw your movie premiere both my wife and I we’re acting like gitty lil school girls omg omg omg, we both thought your acting was on point. You inspire me Bert!

@lamashtu3449

Жыл бұрын

Eww

@gavinrush4995

Жыл бұрын

@@lamashtu3449 go take your hormone replacement therapy

@lamashtu3449

Жыл бұрын

@@gavinrush4995 that’s an ironic insult considering Bert’s fans are all fat, soft middle aged men with low testosterone

@freebird6591

Жыл бұрын

@@lamashtu3449 *aww

@lamashtu3449

Жыл бұрын

@@freebird6591 no

Bert idea: A “something’s burning” pop up tour. 🤔

50:18 ish when Bert is trying to close the cabinets... lmao

Hell yeah Pete's on

Everyone in the lofi community they are so kind and they send warm messages

I had flashbacks to Pete's podcast with guest Josh Ruben where they did Jason Bateman and Tony Robbins impressions, and it was one of the funniest things I ever heard. Actually it was two episodes. And they did Jeff Bridges too. Pete is McDonalds! I only know Jonathan from 2 Broke Girls but I have seen his stand-up and he's very funny!

Pete has the BEST laugh.

Bert!! you'll never be forgotten. You're here forever 💚

Let's go baby *LIVE FROM THE 956 RGV SOUTH TX*

I don't love potatoes, but why the heck would you sub out potatoes? They are keeping people going!

This was great!

Best one so far!!!

Pete Holmes tellin Bert how it is, Bert doesn’t want to hear it.

@utlonghorn86

Жыл бұрын

Shocker

Pete is the man! Professor X, Batman, Street Fighter red tape. Pure laughter from my heart

The Best 100%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bert being surprised that narwhals exist? No surprise. Pete not knowing that blew my mind.

Lol there was a part at 43:45 where pete sounds like the nerdy kid with glasses in Big Mouth lmao

soooooo Pete might high key be the best friend Bert could ever ask for... He needs friends like that, he's got too many people trying to use him or not giving a shit that he might be going off the rails at times.

Pete is so right,😂😂😂. Do more please!!!!

It is literally Friday night in Clemson South Carolina and I’m drunk!

@benzoindigo1109

Жыл бұрын

My last name is also Roach and I’m from Murrells Inlet SC. Big ups homie!

When looking for inspiration on how to end a Something's Burning look back at what Greg Fitzsimmons did. Forcing yourself to throwup the food that Bert just made is hilarious

i used to have a narwhale tusk about 5 feet long ...... love from hamilton ontario canada

I love Pete so fucking much. That man entertains just sitting there suckin' on a can of water.

Well worth the wait ,, amazing guests

Jonathan is correct: Ronnie Wood plays guitar with the Rolling Stones. Legend! 🎸 🤘

3:29 It's Mel Tillis. And Hee Haw was the shit.

After the new trailer I think The Machine is going to do so great the flood gates will open for other comics to do fun passion projects.

@tsedubgyatso

Жыл бұрын

One can only hope. I for one would like to see a world war 2 Buddy comedy with Mark Normand Sam Morril Joe List Shane Gillis and they rescue Ari , you can have a sequel in the pacific theater with Santino Chris disteffano and Theo Von as pows with Bobby Lee as a Japanese guard who befriends them

@clintonleonard5187

Жыл бұрын

Comedy movies are fucking back, baby! Yes!

I believe Bert was talking about Mel Tillis that stuttered not Mel Torme lol

incredible Adam Driver. Incredible.

I'm only about 5 minutes in I better hear this god damn Tom Hanks impression... the suspense is killing me.

I love John kite

The irony in this episode is Pete trying to convince Bert to relax on one of the only cases in his life where he delays gratification (making money off his touring now).

@AgendaInMind

Жыл бұрын

Bert talks about Xanax in every single show, but claims he rarely takes it. Ok.

Get the beers, Pierce!

Is it me or Jonathan kite looks like Phineas Flynn from the side . Google it and let me know 😂

good episode 😂😂😂

Damn...the Adam Driver impression 🙀

It’s the Utensil ! All hail the Appliance !

No matter what, every time I see Jonathan all I can see is Oleg

Pete's hair is glorious.

First glance I thought that was a Swazi on his hat 😂😂😂

Hahahaha I was thinking the exact same thing about the wine in Serbia 🤣 The wine in Serbia stays finely in the spine

I like all the homage to Rick Glassman's podcast quirks (: Hoorah

Yessss Pete’s the best

The guy talking about proper english said, that that and have had. Real proper guy.

15 minutes in before he happens to mention he was Oleg on 2 Broke Girls! Driving me nuts, where I knew him from!

beautiful just beautiful.

Drinkin Bros needs more Kite!

Jonathan Kite looks like Robert Downey Jr.'s little half-brother

Kite is the man

Blood test for Colon Cancer is a Fit test, it's not super sensitive. Ideally you should have a Colonoscopy or an at home Cologuard test.